Sauquoit Valley Central High School - Saghdaquadah Yearbook (Sauquoit, NY)

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lassified S DOCTORS DRUGS Dr. F. N. Schafer, Veterinarian, Sauquoit. Burns' Confectionery Store, Chadwicks. Dr. G. L. Higgins, M.D., Sauquoit. Dr. l. C. Rice. Waterville. Quick Drugs, Cigars and Candy, Ciayville, MilIer's Drug Store, Clayville. FLORIST Charles Bushinzer, Florist, 52 Genesee St., N. Hartford. Dial 2-I7-43. MEAT DEALER August Bozzone, Hams and Beef a Specialty, Sauquoit. JEWELER Evans and Sons, Inc., 234 Genesee St., Utica. Opposite the Savings Bank. SERVICE STATIONS Townsend and Waddell, Service With a Smile. Phone 2-474i , Chadwicks. FEED AND FUEL Bert Perry, Feed, Grain, Coal. Cement, etc., Washington Mills, Office Phone 4-l 374, Res. Phone 2-5958. Halligan and Roberts, Washington Mills. GROCERIES Jones and Pernie Service Station, Oil and Grease. T. R. Hart, Richfield Service Station, Washington Mills. Norwich Corners Gas Station, C. S. Milhiser. Amoco Filling Station, Chas. Gage, Prop., Washing- ton Mills. By Jones, Washington Mills. Clayville Garage, General Repairs, Welding, Body and Fenders. Phone 4-9542. Albert Lewis, General Merchandise, Sauquoit. L. E. Tiffany, General Merchandise, Cassville. Matthew Speer Grocery and Meat Market, Clayville. E. M. Bockus, Sauquoit. Phone 4-1992. BEAUTY SHOPS Armeta's Beauty Shop, Bonat Permanent Waving. Phone 4-6304, Chadwicks. Pauline's Beauty Shoppe. Leading Shop for Shelton Permanents. New-Ray Machineless and all Beauty Culture. Phone 4-8098, Sauquoit. Frances Beauty Parlor. Permanents a Specialty. All lines of Beauty Culture, Clayville. Lillian's Beauty Shoppe, Sauquoit, Phone 4-7034. Alice Jones Beauty Parlor, Clayville. Betty's Beauty Shop, 820 Shaw St., Utica. Phone 2-O59l. Socony Friendly Service, R. E. Marriot, Mgr., Oxford Road-Genesee St., New Hartford. Gulf Service Station, Waterville. WEARING APPAREL Go to the Famous for your Ladies' Apparel. We carry extensive stocks in Dresses, Coats, Suits, Furs, For- mals for the Graduate and a Complete Line of Ac- cessories. Famous, Bleecker at Charlotte. Picker's The Pick of Fashions . Ladies' Apparel, Bridal Dresses and Gowns, 208 Bleecker St., Utica. Phone 2-3833. ABC Boys' Shop, 250 Genesee St. Graduation Outfits, also new selection of slack ensembles, sport coats. Compliments of Fisher's Department Store,52 Genesee St., New Hartford. Louis Philipson - Work Store - Boots, Shoes, Work Clothes, 96 Genesee St. Patricia Shop--Dresses, Slips, Stockings, Nylon SL35 and Children's Wear. Clayville, Phone 4-9542. page thirty

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y .v.C4 llIll0l' George Gehringer: Mother, this spaghetti reminds me of a football game. Mother: How, son? George: There's always ten more yards to go. 1 1 1 Cop: Say. you can't park here. Mrs. Pughe: Why can't I? That sign says, Fine for Parking . -sf -r In PACKAGED Mr. Gaffney: Gertrude, can you tell me one use of cowhide? Gertrude: Yes, sir. It keeps the cow together. uf at 1 GOOD CHOICE Judge: Ten dollars or ten days? Justin D.: I'll take the ten dollars: I can do more with it. lo- at -r Mr. Gaffney: Define spinal colunm. Duane Davis: The spinal column is a bunch of bones that run up and down your back, keeping you from being legs all the way up to your neck. 1 1 1 AS YOU LIKE IT The teacher told a little girl in the first grade that 2 and 2 made 4. The next day she told her that 3 and 1 made 4. The child's mother asked her what she learned. The little girl answered. Well, mother, my teacher says that 2 and 2 make 4 and that 3 and 1 make 4. I do wish that she would make up her mind. 1 1 1 ANSWERS T0 FUN TIME RIDDLES 1. Wee pauses for station identification. 2. To hold up his pants. 3. Two calves. 4. W1lShillgl0ll, the father of his country. 5. Maid of Orleans. 6. They both run. 7. In flying through the air. 8. The letter i. 9. Common sense. 10. Toll gates. ll. February because it is the shortest. 12. The letter n. 13. None. 14. A pillow. 15. Because he is always pursuing his studies. 16. A comb. 17. The noise. 18. Yesterday. 19. Because she is something to a door ladorei. 20. The wind. 21. Every watch has a spring. 22. Stop a minute. 23. Waiter. 2-I. By having his leg cut off. 25. Because it begins by breaking. THE DIFFERENCE Miss Cassidy: What is the difference between an optimist and a pessimist? Joyce: An optimist is one who looks after the eyes and a pessimist is one who looks after the feet. 1 1 1 i'Lighthouse no good for fog . says a Chinaman: Lighthouse he shine, whistle he blow: fog bell he ring and fog he come in just the same . 1 1 1 Mr. Salchow lfinishing a long algebra problemi: And so we find that X equals zero. Doris De Shane: All that work for nothing. 1 1 1 George: I am going to kiss you every time a star falls. Esther: tten minutes laterj : Boy, you must he counting lightning bugs. 1 1 1 Miss Gil: The cow is hungry. That is in the present tense. Will you please put it in the fixture tense? D. Davis: Why don't you put it in the pasture? lk 1 1 Marriage is like a pair of scissors. Each is no go without llle other. They pull in opposite directions llllll anyone who gets in between usually gets pinched. 1 1 1 Miss Cassidy: Give me a sentence with detest and deduce in it. Dave Clough: I fiunked in detest and Dad gave me deduce. lk at fx Magician: Are you well-versed in magic? Applicant: Yes, I disappeared for three months 01106. 1 1 1 Proud Mother: Yes, he's a year old now, and he's been walking since he was eight months old. Bored Visitor: Really? He must be awfully tired. 1 1 if The job of the Joke Editor is to sweep all the fioor and get in all the cracks. 1 1 1 A REAL BARGAIN Goodness, George! This isn't our baby! This isn't our carriagelv '6Shut up! This is a better carriage. 1 1 1 Miss Cassidy: Please paraphrase the following: And all killing insects, and gnawing worms, And all things of obscene and unlovely forms, She bore in a basket Indian woof Into rough woods far aloof. In a basket of grasses and wild flowers full, The freshest her gentle hands could ptlll. For the poor banished insects whose intent, Altho' they did ill. was innocent. Dave Stoddard: She chucked the bugs. 1 1 1 Mrs. Prichard: What does the C.I.0. stand for? Stanley B.: It doesn't stand: it sits down. page twenty nine

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lassified A s MISCELLANEOUS Kirby's Express and Trucking. Phone, Sauquoit 2-l 6781 Utica, 4-6l73. Ray Lewis, Antique Shop, Sauquoit. Pylman's Home Baking. Chadwicks. Fisk-Linstruth-Distinctive Furniture at Reasonable Prices. Chadwicks. M. E. and A. M. Kenney- Registered Optometrists, 232 Genesee St., Utica. Highland Poultry and Potato Farm, F. H. Smith and Son, Cassville. Phone: Waterville 2-O223. Hilson and Sons, Theatrical Costumes, Franklin Build- ing, 49 Franklin Square, Utica. Endres Cycle Store, Indian Motorcycles, Bicycles, Ac- cessories, Sales and Service. SI3 Varick St., Utica. if! John O. Roberts, Chadwicks. Dealer in General Electric Appliances. COMPLIMENTS OF Sunlight Dairy, Sauquoit. Albert Townsend. Boy Scouts of America, Troop I, Cassville. C. G. Alberding. Oscar Alberding. Clayville. Stiefvater Elec. Co., Inc., 320-22 Lafayette St., Utica. Ed. Horigan, Clayville. Washington Mills Diner, Mrs. Prockup, Prop. Special- ize in Home-Made Pies. This Ad and 5.85 will purchase Sl.00 in merchan- dise or music. Gurley-Clasgens Music Co., Inc., Utica. Art's Barber Shop, Sauquoit. Star Pant Shop, 232 Columbia St., Utica. Bentley's Print Shop, Washington Mills. Reid-Sheldon and Company. Luggage and Leather Goods, 241 Genesee St., Utica. Utica Rubber Works-Everything in Rubber, 98 Gene- see St., Utica. Ye Old American Hotel, A. C. Woodhouse, Prop., Waterville. A. F. Nash, Watch Maker, Candee Block, Waterville, Frank P. Morgan, Hardware. Phone ll, Waterville. Mary Dawley. A Friend. I. R. Dodge, Supervisor, Town of Litchfield. A Friend. Hardy Hotel, Clayville. A Friend. The Parent-Teachers Association, Sauquoit Valley Cen- tral School. John D. 'C. Miller, Sauquoit. Berlow Dance Studio, Utica. Donald Henkle, Paris. Parent-Teachers Association, Sauquoit Valley Central School. Clifford Daugherty, Chadwicks. McDonald Ford Motor Co., Waterville. Roland E. Chesley. Roger W. Huntington, Real Estate Dealer, Waterville, C. D. Budlong, Insurance, Sauquoit. Humphrey Jones, Contractor, Clayville. Herbert Clough, Sauquoit. The Juniors are sincerely grateful to all those persons who have so willingly helped to make their yearbook a success ip -- page thirty one