Sauquoit Valley Central High School - Saghdaquadah Yearbook (Sauquoit, NY)

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y .v.C4 llIll0l' George Gehringer: Mother, this spaghetti reminds me of a football game. Mother: How, son? George: There's always ten more yards to go. 1 1 1 Cop: Say. you can't park here. Mrs. Pughe: Why can't I? That sign says, Fine for Parking . -sf -r In PACKAGED Mr. Gaffney: Gertrude, can you tell me one use of cowhide? Gertrude: Yes, sir. It keeps the cow together. uf at 1 GOOD CHOICE Judge: Ten dollars or ten days? Justin D.: I'll take the ten dollars: I can do more with it. lo- at -r Mr. Gaffney: Define spinal colunm. Duane Davis: The spinal column is a bunch of bones that run up and down your back, keeping you from being legs all the way up to your neck. 1 1 1 AS YOU LIKE IT The teacher told a little girl in the first grade that 2 and 2 made 4. The next day she told her that 3 and 1 made 4. The child's mother asked her what she learned. The little girl answered. Well, mother, my teacher says that 2 and 2 make 4 and that 3 and 1 make 4. I do wish that she would make up her mind. 1 1 1 ANSWERS T0 FUN TIME RIDDLES 1. Wee pauses for station identification. 2. To hold up his pants. 3. Two calves. 4. W1lShillgl0ll, the father of his country. 5. Maid of Orleans. 6. They both run. 7. In flying through the air. 8. The letter i. 9. Common sense. 10. Toll gates. ll. February because it is the shortest. 12. The letter n. 13. None. 14. A pillow. 15. Because he is always pursuing his studies. 16. A comb. 17. The noise. 18. Yesterday. 19. Because she is something to a door ladorei. 20. The wind. 21. Every watch has a spring. 22. Stop a minute. 23. Waiter. 2-I. By having his leg cut off. 25. Because it begins by breaking. THE DIFFERENCE Miss Cassidy: What is the difference between an optimist and a pessimist? Joyce: An optimist is one who looks after the eyes and a pessimist is one who looks after the feet. 1 1 1 i'Lighthouse no good for fog . says a Chinaman: Lighthouse he shine, whistle he blow: fog bell he ring and fog he come in just the same . 1 1 1 Mr. Salchow lfinishing a long algebra problemi: And so we find that X equals zero. Doris De Shane: All that work for nothing. 1 1 1 George: I am going to kiss you every time a star falls. Esther: tten minutes laterj : Boy, you must he counting lightning bugs. 1 1 1 Miss Gil: The cow is hungry. That is in the present tense. Will you please put it in the fixture tense? D. Davis: Why don't you put it in the pasture? lk 1 1 Marriage is like a pair of scissors. Each is no go without llle other. They pull in opposite directions llllll anyone who gets in between usually gets pinched. 1 1 1 Miss Cassidy: Give me a sentence with detest and deduce in it. Dave Clough: I fiunked in detest and Dad gave me deduce. lk at fx Magician: Are you well-versed in magic? Applicant: Yes, I disappeared for three months 01106. 1 1 1 Proud Mother: Yes, he's a year old now, and he's been walking since he was eight months old. Bored Visitor: Really? He must be awfully tired. 1 1 if The job of the Joke Editor is to sweep all the fioor and get in all the cracks. 1 1 1 A REAL BARGAIN Goodness, George! This isn't our baby! This isn't our carriagelv '6Shut up! This is a better carriage. 1 1 1 Miss Cassidy: Please paraphrase the following: And all killing insects, and gnawing worms, And all things of obscene and unlovely forms, She bore in a basket Indian woof Into rough woods far aloof. In a basket of grasses and wild flowers full, The freshest her gentle hands could ptlll. For the poor banished insects whose intent, Altho' they did ill. was innocent. Dave Stoddard: She chucked the bugs. 1 1 1 Mrs. Prichard: What does the C.I.0. stand for? Stanley B.: It doesn't stand: it sits down. page twenty nine

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fI'V-C 4- llIll0l' FUN TIME RIDDLES What kind of hands do radio announcers have and for what do they use them? Why does Uncle Sam wear red, white and blue suspenders? With what two animals do you always go to bed? What American had the largest family? What was Joan of Arc made of? Why is a crowd like a leaky barrel? In what way do men compete with birds? What is that which is invisible yet never out of sight? What common thing is very uncommon? What gates are like church bells? In what month do girls talk the least? What part of London is in New York? How many bushels can you take out of a hole that is three feet square and three feet deep? What is higher without the head than with the head? Why does a student never lead a quiet life? What is it that never uses its teeth for eating pur- poses? What always goes with a wagon that is no part of it and of no use to it? What is that which every living person has seen but will never see again? Why is a young lady like a hinge? What can pass before the sun without making a shadow? Why should a man always wear a watch when he travels in a desert? What is it we all say we will do, recommend others to do, and yet no one has ever done? What trembles at each breath of air, yet it can bear the heaviest burdens? How may a man lose half his understanding and yet retain all his wits? Why is there no such thing as a whole day? it i Y YOU TELL ME WHAT MADE: Charles Crowe Gerald Gallup Phyllis Ball Esther Tern Bernice Cook Rosemarie Black-Stone Ethel Pine Gloria Taylor Calvin Lasher Elizabeth Wright Mary Frost Bernice Brown CAN YOU IMAGINE? Doris De Shane ...............,..,..,...............,...,..................,....... not giggling? David Stoddard ,.,.,...,. .,........,...,. ..,... ......., s p e echless? June Kramer .,......,.... ...., ....,..., . ,,,., ...,.,.,..., n o t singing? Donald Fague ...,...,.,. Lois Reader , . ,. ....... witho ut a smart answer? not being sarcastic? George Gehringer ........... ,, ,.,...... Marjorie Jones ,.,. Reba Jones ........ Marshall Hurn .,.,.,.., Annie Haggas .,., ...., Bill Tompkins .,,,... Betty Tuttle , ....,., . Marion White Esther Terns ,. ,, Mary Jane Jones Betty Miller ..,..... Shirley Miller ,.,... Roger Schafer .,.,,.. Stanley Briggs Mary .lane Jones Dorothy Smith HO! doing the rhumba? .,., without Ken? talking about Bill? without his chickens ? without a car? without his Ford? .,....,not liking music? not being shy? being without Gus? being unpopular? . .,... ..... ..... n o t drawing? six feet tall? being polite? a heavyweight boxer? getting along without Jack? not trying to attract some boy's attention? Evelyn Williams .,..,,.,., with spare time on her hands? Paul Howlett .,.......,.. . . not talking about the girls? Gladys Morgan ..,... not flirting with the opposite sex? John Smith ...,.,....,.....,.,.,., ,........,.,.,. .,.,,. . . , ......... being boisterous? Ann Vliet ,4,. ., ........,.... ,. ...,..., ,...,. n ot talking about Paul? Gertrude Kimball .,.,, ..,,..,.,. ...... ...,.. .... a g r eat violinist? Charlotte Jones ,..., 4,..,. wanting to be an old maid? Jean Wenz ,. ,...,..., ......,.,..,.,... .,.....,.,.,... w i thout an escort? Jane Pashley ,.,4,........., ..,.........,... .,..,.. ......,....,., n 0 t talking? Joyce Jones .......,... .,...,..,. n ot being excited? Y 1 1 S.V.C. CENSUS GIRL BOY Most Popular Most Beautiful Handsomest Most Scholarly Most Humorous Most Athletic Best Dressed Most Dignified Most Industrious Best Sport Meekest Noisiest Most Serious Most Polite Best Dancer June Kramer Dorothy Smith Ann Keehle June Kramer Doris Smith Dorothy Smith Lois Reader Ann Keehle June Kramer Myrtle Smith .lane Pashley Myrtle Smith Lois Reader Evelyn Williams Dave Stoddard John Smith Amos Towne August Bozzone David Stoddard .lack Chynoweth Walter Voll Amos Towne John Kogut Russell Lee Donald Fague Walter Voll Paul Howlett Douglas Bartlett Marion White as 4- -r Miss Cassidy, assigning a theme to August Bozzone: Make it blaze with action and burn into the con- sciousness of the reader. And here is an excerpt from the story that August submitted: The man had a lantern jaw and a bulb-ous nose, and as he stared his face lit up. His cheeks flamed, his glance burned, and blazing with wrath and boiling with rage, he administered a scorching rebuke! ll i i ELECTRIC LOVE If she wants a date-Meter. If she wants a call-Receiver. If she wants an escort-Conductor. If you think that she is picking your pocket-Detector. If she's slow on the up-take-Accelerator. Miss Newton: How do you like the refrain I was QI ging? Tommy: The more you refrain the better I'll like it. 4 n- -e The dinner went over swell , said the seasick pas- senger as he leaned against the rail. page twenty eight If she goes up in the air-Condenser. If she's hungry-Feeder. If she's a poor cook-Discharger. If she fumes and sputtersglnsulator. If she wants a holiday-Transmitter. If sheis narrow-minded-Amplifier.

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lassified S DOCTORS DRUGS Dr. F. N. Schafer, Veterinarian, Sauquoit. Burns' Confectionery Store, Chadwicks. Dr. G. L. Higgins, M.D., Sauquoit. Dr. l. C. Rice. Waterville. Quick Drugs, Cigars and Candy, Ciayville, MilIer's Drug Store, Clayville. FLORIST Charles Bushinzer, Florist, 52 Genesee St., N. Hartford. Dial 2-I7-43. MEAT DEALER August Bozzone, Hams and Beef a Specialty, Sauquoit. JEWELER Evans and Sons, Inc., 234 Genesee St., Utica. Opposite the Savings Bank. SERVICE STATIONS Townsend and Waddell, Service With a Smile. Phone 2-474i , Chadwicks. FEED AND FUEL Bert Perry, Feed, Grain, Coal. Cement, etc., Washington Mills, Office Phone 4-l 374, Res. Phone 2-5958. Halligan and Roberts, Washington Mills. GROCERIES Jones and Pernie Service Station, Oil and Grease. T. R. Hart, Richfield Service Station, Washington Mills. Norwich Corners Gas Station, C. S. Milhiser. Amoco Filling Station, Chas. Gage, Prop., Washing- ton Mills. By Jones, Washington Mills. Clayville Garage, General Repairs, Welding, Body and Fenders. Phone 4-9542. Albert Lewis, General Merchandise, Sauquoit. L. E. Tiffany, General Merchandise, Cassville. Matthew Speer Grocery and Meat Market, Clayville. E. M. Bockus, Sauquoit. Phone 4-1992. BEAUTY SHOPS Armeta's Beauty Shop, Bonat Permanent Waving. Phone 4-6304, Chadwicks. Pauline's Beauty Shoppe. Leading Shop for Shelton Permanents. New-Ray Machineless and all Beauty Culture. Phone 4-8098, Sauquoit. Frances Beauty Parlor. Permanents a Specialty. All lines of Beauty Culture, Clayville. Lillian's Beauty Shoppe, Sauquoit, Phone 4-7034. Alice Jones Beauty Parlor, Clayville. Betty's Beauty Shop, 820 Shaw St., Utica. Phone 2-O59l. Socony Friendly Service, R. E. Marriot, Mgr., Oxford Road-Genesee St., New Hartford. Gulf Service Station, Waterville. WEARING APPAREL Go to the Famous for your Ladies' Apparel. We carry extensive stocks in Dresses, Coats, Suits, Furs, For- mals for the Graduate and a Complete Line of Ac- cessories. Famous, Bleecker at Charlotte. Picker's The Pick of Fashions . Ladies' Apparel, Bridal Dresses and Gowns, 208 Bleecker St., Utica. Phone 2-3833. ABC Boys' Shop, 250 Genesee St. Graduation Outfits, also new selection of slack ensembles, sport coats. Compliments of Fisher's Department Store,52 Genesee St., New Hartford. Louis Philipson - Work Store - Boots, Shoes, Work Clothes, 96 Genesee St. Patricia Shop--Dresses, Slips, Stockings, Nylon SL35 and Children's Wear. Clayville, Phone 4-9542. page thirty