Sauquoit Valley Central High School - Saghdaquadah Yearbook (Sauquoit, NY)

Page 32 text:

5555? 1 2 5 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ll 12 13 14 15 PI-V-C+ - Found on Examination Papers Louis XIV was gelitined during the French Revolution. The Zodiac is the zoo of the sky where lions, goats, and other animals go after they die. Monastery is the place for monsters. . A buttress is the wife of a butler. The liver is an infernal organ of the body. Plural of spouse is spice. Vacuum is a large empty space where the Pope lives. The heart is located on the west side of the body. An immigrant is an unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another. Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage. A zeal is a certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. A passion that goeth before a sprawl. A road is a strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be where it is futile to go. A robber is a candid man of affairs. A saw is a trite popular saying, or proverb. So called because it makes its way into a wooden head. A scrap-book is a book that is commonly edited by a fool. Many persons of small distinc- tion compile scrap-books containing whatever they happen to read about themselves. SV. C. Rules of Etiquette Table Il'lc1llIIl'1'.f I. 2. 3. fi 5. 6. In 1. 2. 3. page thirty Eat with your knifeg never use a fork. Accompany your soup with a soft, rhythmical sound. Be like jack Sprattg lick your platter clean. Help yourself firstg let the other fellow starve. When drinking your tea from your saucer, make as much noise as possible. Make lunch a time for criticizing teachers and saying all sorts of mean things about your friends. Schrmf Never be in a classroom on timeg wait until the last bell rings then rush madly through the cor- ridors. Wlien entering the school, always precede the faculty. Always look out of the classroom door to see if Mr. Faville is coming. Wlien you are asked to recite in class don't stand erectg just stand on one foot, lean on the desk and bluff. Never get your lessons in on timeg the teachers might have heart failure. Never bring your materials to study hallg bor- row from your neighbor. Take a few extra books to assemblies. It is a good time to prepare your lessonsg then you d0n't have to listen to the lecture. Never give a cheer for your school in a pep- meeting. I11 fbe C01'1'jQl0l' Never speak to the faculty or if you do, merely give a short hello. Always loiter in the corridor as though you had no purpose in view. Walk three or four abreast in the corridors, and never break up to let others pass.

Page 31 text:

tt rI'V'C4- Can You Imagine A freshman even displaying signs of intellect? Margaret Smith not liking the name of Bob? The Senior Class without Miss Rich? Edith Smith without Alma Smith? Kathryn Roberts not being friendly to everyone? S. V. C. without the class of 19-10? S. V. C. not liking a band? Alice Lasher not doing her best for S. V. C. ? Seniors even doing anything worth while? All members of the General Science class forgetting to do their lessons? Being late for seventh period study hall? No one cramming for exams? Teachers forgetting to assign lessons Friday night? Mrs. Pughe agreeing to everything? Mr. O'Conner cross? Mr. NXforrell's desk in order? Mr. Salchow being six feet tall? Evelyn Champ skipping school? Vesta Avery without her laugh? Vivian Smith not playing basketball? Miss Hawley eating between meals? Gertrude Davidson not arguing in Chemistry? Sophomores not being noisy? S. V. C. without assemblies? Doris Dickison not being studious? Marjorie Smith being angry? All the students of S. V. C. strolling into school the first day of school? jean Mellinger behaving in history class? Students bluffing? Class of 1940 not being the best? Love Letter Tbir ir flue zzwy 41 regeffzbfe fzlfillfl' f7l'0lD0.YE6I' fo hir girl: My darling sweet f10h1l0- You are the apple of my eye, Do you mrrot all for me? But if we cmltulozzpe now, My heart been for you alone. Then leftzzre be married soon, You are a peach with your fvzdirb hair, For I know we will make a happy pear. And your fll1'71flf7 nose. -MILLIE CLARK ANSWERS l. Smiles 7. None, if one went over the rest would follow 8. It is too far to walk 9. Charlie McCarthy 2. A fountain 5. Ice tongs 4. He asked him 10. They have Frankfort between them 5. The undertaker 6. Ashes 11. Yeast makes everything rise page twenty-nine

Page 33 text:

FIN'-C+ UUIIUIOI' A colored boy was taking a stroll through a cemetery and reading the inscription on the tombstones. He came to one which declared: Not dead, but sleeping. After contemplating the phrase for a moment, and scratching his head, the boy exclaimed: He sure ain't foolin' no one body but hisselff' vk Sli wk A rather stout woman was making herself a nuisance in the big shop which was holding its annual sale. Nothf ing, it seemed, would suit her, and the unfortunate shop assistant was beginning to get a little weary. Haven't you anything ready-made that will Ht me ? asked the customer at last. Yes: the umbrellas and the handkerchiefs are down- stairs, madam, the gill replied with a grim smile. HF P14 :lf Vesta Avery: Oh, I adore that funny little new step you have acquired. Where did you pick it up? Ralph Briggs: Funny step nothing. My suspenders just busted. si: at fi: Miss Slayton: Who discovered America, jimmy? jimmy Dibhle: Ohio. Miss Slayton: No: Columbus did it. jimmy Dibble: Yes'm, Columbus was his first name. 'F ,F Pls Miss Rich: jimmy, can you type? jimmy jordon: Yes, I use the Columbus system. Miss Rich: What's that? jimmy jordon: I discover a key and then land on it. is wk a: Edie Cobane: There are eight dwarfs now. Nan Kehoe: Why? Edie Cobane: Grumpy told a story, and Happy doubled up with laughter. we as PF Millie Clark: People are like bananas. Grace Hough: Why are they? Millie Clark: When they leave the bunch, they always get skinned. wr wk are A girl wanted a name for her boy friend so she asked her mother. Her mother said: What do you do when you go out with him ? The girl answered: The hrst time we went out, he held my hand. The second time we went out, he kissed me. The third time we went out, we became engaged. The mother said: Call him Pilgrim because every time you go out with him, he makes a little progress. a ff wk john Beasman: Meet me at the Waldimrf Astoria at 8. Nan Kehoe: The Waldorf? . . . Say, that's a nice place, john Beasman: Yeah, and it's close to where we'rc going, too. All those who would like to go to heaven, said the Sunday School teacher, please raise their hands. CAI! did except one.j Why, johnny, exclaimed the teacher, wouldn't you like to go to heaven ? Naw, said johnny, Not if that bunch is goin'. is fr an Customer: Could I try on that suit in the window? Clerk: We'd much rather you use that dressing room. si 42 ir Pupil Cduring lesson on creationD: But my father says that we were apes. Teacher: We can't talk about your family history in class. ar if at Traffic Cop: Don't you know what I mean when I hold up my hand? Old Lady: I ought to: I was a school teacher for thirty-five years. in a ar The bright student looked long and thoughtfully at the second examination question, which read: State the number of tons of coal shipped out of the United States in any given year. Then his brow cleared and he wrote: H1492-None. :ir as wr Auctioneer: What am I offered for this beautiful bust of Robert Burns? Man in the Crowd: That ain't Burns, that's Shakes- peare. Auctioneer: Well, folks, the joke's on me. That shows what I know about the Bible. sc PF ai: jack and jill went down a hill. Doing sixty by the meter, They had a flat and after that They stood before St. Peter. Sk lk SF Ralph Briggs: What is the strongest day in the week? Peggy Castle: l'll bite. What? Ralph Briggs: Sunday, because all of the others are week Cweakl days. an as as Love is two soft boiled eggs. Marriage is two hard boiled eggs. Divorce is two scrambled eggs. as :r :ie Melvin l Melvin Y Wliat, Ma? Are you spitting in the fish bowl? No, Ma, but I'm comin' pretty close. as at wk jack: You're not living at the Phi Delt house any mote, are you? john: No, I stayed five weeks and then founid out they had no bath tub. page thirty one