Sauquoit Valley Central High School - Saghdaquadah Yearbook (Sauquoit, NY)

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JDIYES JUST A LITTLE THING LIKE THAT Mary: MSO you're not going to marry that Mr. Yager after all. Why not?U Dot: 'gWell, father thinks he isn't rich enough, and mother thinks heis too old for me. Aunt Mary thinks he is too good looking to make a good husband, and Uncle Joe says he has heard things about himf, Mary: uBut what do you think about marrying hin1?7' Dot: Oh, I think I ought to wait until he asks mef' It was a seventh-graderis first day in the Central School. He walked up to the teacher's desk and announced: MI ain't got no pencilln Shocked at his expression, the teacher exclaimed: uOh, Johnny, I have no pencilf' A sympathetic look crossed the small boy's face and he replied: 6'You ainit either? Well, weire both in the same fixf, Teacher: HLook here, young lady, are you the teacher in this class?', Pupil: NNO maimf' Teacher: uThen don't stand there and talk like an idiotf, Teacher: uAre you chewing gum? Hereis the waste basketf' Gum Chewer: texcessively politel uThank you just the same. I prefer the gum. MSU you are a salesman, eh, Sambo? Do you stand behind the products you sell? MNO-o-0 suh, I donitf' 'LWhy, Sam, lim surprised at you. A conscientious salesman always stands be- hind his products. By the way, what do you sell?,7 '6Mules!,, HI don't know of many worse things that have come to pass, sighed Miss Rich, as she gazed at the new sophomores. Student: 'glam doing my best to get ahead. Teacher: f'Goodness knows you need onefi Billy Williams: MI see Iive torn my sleeve. Teacher: MThat comes from patting yourself on the back too much. Miss Cassidy: uIf all of you have your lessons prepared tomorrow, what kind of condition will that be? Pupil fin English IIIH: g'Contrary to factf' Little Shirley gazed long and thoughtfully at the young man who was calling on her grown-up sister, Kate. 4'May I climb up on your knee, Mr. Brownffi' '6Yes, of course, dear, smiled the young man who wanted to make a hit with the family. uWant to pull my hair-eh?,' '6No, I want to see if I can find that wordf, '6Word? What word?', asked the puzzled visitor. HI heard our Kate say this morning that if ever a man had the word cidiot' written all over his face, you havef, Waiterl Waiterln roared Frank Peterson, HThis chicken soup is full of gravel., HCertainly sirf, replied the waiter brightly, tilt is made from Plymouth Rocks, - on S1I'. 7

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Lincoln ANSWEIQS T0 66 DO VCU KNEW Magician Pu fled Wheat Nevada Guillotine Opposite France Bon Ami Till we meet again Maytimew Zane Grey Mutt and Jeff Empire State Building Indian General Pershing Pennsylvania Mayor of N. Y. City re- ceives a larger salary Carnation Pasadena Denominationalism ANSWERS T0 'S D0 YDU KNOW Tl'IIfM? Bird ,. l homas Parker, Gooflenough Swan lfylc Collins Bartlett Champ Watters Castle Clark Green Hubbard White Towne 16. Head 17. Porter 13. Bordenis 19. Way 20. Miller 21. Wcmocl 22. Carroll 23. Jackson 241. Light 25. Hitler 26. Pine 27. Fisk 28. Schafer 29. Merritt 30, Love ANIWEIQI T0 fClQAMl3lED NAME! e answers to the scrambled names of our teachers: lrene Cassidy Claude Pembleton Nellie Weigel Florence Slayton Charlotte Parker Claude Clark George Norton Merle Rogers 17. Glenn Trask 9. Helene Prichard 10. Helen Evans 11. Nellie Green 12. John Faville 13. Glenn Polly 14-. Anna Jenks 15. Helen Rich 16. Fay Axtell

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CLAIIIFIED ADI BEAUTY SHOPS Lillian's Beauty Shoppe-Sauquoit. N. Y. Phone 30-F-32. Alice Jones-Clayville, N. Y. Dr. F. N. Schafer. Veterinarian-Sauquoit. N. Y. Dr. Lynn M. MacConnel1-Waterville. N. Y. BARBERS Arthur Shaw-Sauquoit, N. Y. Hotel Pershing Barber Shop-Scotese checks falling hair, eliminates dandruff- 126 Lafayette St., Utica, N. Y. COATS, SU ITS, DRESSES Doyle Knower Co.-Feminine Wearables- Genesee St., Utica, N. Y. COIVIPLIIVIENTS OF John Flemming-Clayville, N. Y. A. .l. Badell-Sauquoit. N. Y. ,Iohn IJ. C. Miller-Sauquoit, N. Y. A Friend. Michael North-Bus Contractor-Clay ville. N. Y. Bus Ilrivers. Dr. and Mrs. Ilarry Stein-Genesee St.. lllivu. N. Y. J. A. Jordan-Clayville, N. Y. Joseph Kehoe. A Friend. Ilarold L. Lewis-Sauquoit, N. Y. 0. L. Chadwick. DRUG STORES Waterville Pharmacy, E. R. Jackson 81 M. W. Lloyd-Waterville, N. Y. England Si McCaffrey-188 Genesee St., Utica, N. Y. Miller's Drug Store-Clayville, N. Y. FLORISTS Iltica Floral Co.-24-0 Genesee St., Utica, N. Y. Holland Gardens. Flowers-Utica, N. Y. Phone 2-0016. FUEL DEALERS Best Fuel Service, Coal and Wood, Harry J. Hoynacki-Sauquoit, N. Y. Phone 38-F-4. Putnam Fuel Corporation-Waterville, N. Y. Phone 15. Ilenry Zi1nmernianiBaQ1oit, N. Yi Phone 30-F-12. GARAGES Welding, IIenkle's Gargage-Paris. lhone 36-F-4. D Kc-ehle's Garage-4-I8 Lafayette St., Illi- ca, N. Y. Phone 4-7712. Townsend 81 Waddell-Willowvale, N. Y. A Friend. Utica Auto Repair Sz Parking Station, N. E' E J. Nushaum, Prop. Parking 3.25. Markson Bros. Furniture Store-Utica, N, Y, White Street Garage-208 White St., Wa- terville, N. Y. A Friend. ' ' . GENERAL MERCHANDISE Hmlungmn Si Tylergwatervlue' N' Y' Lincoln Davies Co. Inc.-Paris Station, H. B. HadleyhSauquoit, N. Y. B. S. Cobane-Sauquoit, N. Y. H. S. Cobane-Sauquoit, N. Y. Isaac Walton League, Michael North. Archie Wing, Manager of Clayville Roller Rink. Clarence Dibble. Patsy and Hazel. DAIRIES Warren E. Towne-Clayville. N. Y. Phone 38-F-5. J. D. Miller's Dairy-Pasteurized Milk and Cream, Orange Drink. Chocolate Milk --Sauquoit. N. Y. DOCTORS If. Deland Battles. Bl. D.-Wiaterville. N.Y. N. Y. P. F. Kinney-Clayville, N. Y. GROCERS Walter F. Griffiths, Quality Groceries- Norwich Corners, N. Y. Arthur Schafer-Sauquoit, N. Y. Victory Chain Store-Clayville, N. Y. Morgan 81 Hawley-Sauquoit, N. Y. Phone 64-F-13. E. M. Bockus-Sauquoit, N. Y. L. E. Tiffany-Cassville, N. Y. Phone 39-F-11. Matthew Speer-Clayville, N. Y. HARDWARE DEALERS W. J. Bissell's Son-Waterville, N. Y. Phone 18.