Sauquoit Valley Central High School - Saghdaquadah Yearbook (Sauquoit, NY)

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THE INSIDE STUDY Visitors are allowed in the Sauquoit Valley Central School on certain days. Perhaps youid like to take a trip through the school with them and see what they will see. Here, ladies and gentlemen, is our beautiful auditorium. Oh, no, sir, its not the 'tAg,' room. l said auditorium. Oh, you thought that that ter- rible noise coming from there was caused by the 4tAgH boys' animals. Oh, no! no! Thatls the HS. V. C. Brass Metal Band playing the unfinished part of Schubert's uUnfinished Symphony. Anyway, sir, the uAg boys don't keep their livestock in the school all year. They bring them for several days only in the fall. Now here on the other end of the hall is the 'lGym. Who is that man running around by himself? Thatis our physical education teacher. Heis not running alone. He's teaching the girls uThe Art of Catching a Baseballf, Well, I will admit the girls do not appear too active. They must be discussing i'Catching Artf' They are thinking of that new boy who appeared at the last dance. Now we shall go on the second floor. These are the seventh and eighth grade rooms. ln this room the children are acting out a play. What play, Madam? uThe Courtship of Miles Standishf, I believe. Well, it does look somewhat like the 4'Battle of Bunker Hillf' Here on this side is the library. You wish to know who that man standing there shouting like a Swiss yodeler is? Thatis the teacher. Heis just telling the pupils to be quiet. Oh my, where are the pupils? There they are. Look, under the tables. He must have raised his voice slightly too much and frightened them. Here at the end of the hall is one of the history C classes. Oh, no, these children aren't deaf. Then why is the teacher shouting so, you say? That's about the best way to keep them awake. The teacher canit make them study so she punishes them by not allowing them to sleep. Thatis about all here. Now for the third floor. What a climb, but here we are. In this room is the biology class. Yes, sir, biology is the study of life, animals, plants, etc. Yes, they do have a fine collection of specimens which they can study. Oh no, sir, youire looking at the wrong group. Those are the students! Here across the hall is the typing room. YVhy of course theyire typing, madaml You thought they were inspecting the keys or dusting them off carefully. 4'Haste Makes Wastew is the motto of the majority of the class. Thereis the bell announcing the change of classes. Quick, everybody, come into this little room if you value your lives. Youlll be fairly safe in here if you v'ait until the pupils are entirely out of the halls. Oh! you think youlvc had enough of the place. Very well the halls are clear now. and l can Show you the way out.

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MISS MARGARET L. O'CONNER. Oneon- MISS ERNESTINE GLIICKY. Oneonta ta Normal. Fifth Grade. Clayville Grade Normal. Fourth Grade. Clayville Grade School. School. MISS MARY INICGINNIS. Training Class M55 CENEYIEVE VOJICK. Oneonta Nor- Certificate. First Gradeg Limited Normal. mal. Third Grade, Clayville Grade School. Second Grade. Clayville Grade School. If in these pages you see your name, Be not angry, he not vaing Take it as given, he a man And get hack at the editors if you Can. llill'lPill'tl Z.: MGootlnc-es, Louis. what ntakvs you stteeilo solfll lrouis Str-pltottsott: Wlllto powder on vour dozo-at Vlllllllw lVIr. Norton: gfllow do you like svhool, Gltarlic?e7 Charles Gaffney: WI like il closed, sir. Edie W. ttalking to picture, very love sickt: 'LYou darling, you just wonderful perfect boy, how I'd to-. lVIr. Polly: What are the lower classes? John Watters: 'The ones that get the upper births in the Pullman sleepers. Mfss Green: Hllvltat are you git ing your huhhy for Christmas, HeIen?l' Mrs. Pughe: A motor coat. The old tight wad will have to loosen up for a Car so he can use it.

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AS WE WALTER BARON All I ask is to be let alone. BARBARA BORDEN I live to be the show and gaze o' time. EDWARD BRYANT Let him rest in peace. AGNES CARROLL Why don't the men propose, mama, Why d'in't the men propose? MARIORIE COFFEE She is a maiden of artless grace, Centle in form and fair of face. DANIEL COLLINS ou are, and fresh, in this world. VIVIAN COLLINS With words we govern men. RUTII COOK She is pretty to walk with And friendly to talk with And pleasant, too, to think of. VINCENT DE MARE For he, by geometric scale, old Ilow green y Can tell the dimensions of this jail And wisely tell what hour of day The clock does strike hy algebra. ELLA EVANS She is neat, fresh and fair. CIIARLES CAFFNEY Mueh may be made of an Irishman if he be caught young. CONGETTA CUIDO A soft answer turnetlt away wrathf' DONALD HADLEY A town that boasts inhabitants like me, Can have no lack of good society. ALBERT HANSON Ah woe is me, through all my days, Wisdom and health have I got And fame and name and great menls But lr-ve, ohl Love, I have it not. THELMA HARRISON But olil the men love her so. ALICE HEAD With looks demure as any saint And not a sign of rouge or paint. CXRLTON HENKLE Nne could quick'-r pitch a ton. RICHARD .IENKS Th' hov t'r't1r from New Yawk--hot air specialty. PETER HRYB Rsjoiee small man in this small world. .IOHN KEEHLE You are too thin to hide offenses. LOIS KEEHLE Ilfr only aim was to be woo'd. YATES KENNEDY Ile sparked with full twenty gals. First this one, then that one. hy spells. praise! SEE THEM I STANLEY KOMOREK have no moekings and argumentsg I witness and wait. FREDERICK LATUS Beware he eats the classics. WILBURT LEE A sporty little man is he and a good fellow. EVA LOWELL 'Tis well to be merry and wise, 'Tis well to be honest and true, 'Tis well to be off with the old love Before you are on with the new. IEAN MCGURK A good heart 'is better than all the heads in the world. JOHN MILLER ut the time will come when you will hear me. DOROTIIY MONOCIIAN A woman was never known to love a man so. GRACE MOYER Ilappy am I, front eare l'm free! ontrntetl like me? I will now sit down, IJ Why arenlt they all e MAE MOYER Speech is silver, silence is golden. I'AIlI.INE MUNSELI. This pretty, puny, weak little one. MARY O'NEIL I cliatter, chatter as I go. IIELEN PENZIMER She knew the precise psychological moment when to keep still. ROGER PORTER I will be happy and free from cares As lf-ng as for Lucille I can raise apples and pears. GLENN ROBINSON The middle course is the safest. RUSSELL SCHAFER Ile is stuffed with honorable virtues. ARNOLD SEMANIK Ily his low tones you can recognize him. LOUIS STEPHENSON We tried and tried to solve this riddle, Ilow his big head could hold so little. MICHAEL TYRAN All great men are dying, And I don't feel very well. FRANCES WEICEL Of study she took most care and heed. LESTER WHITE I say the earth did shake when I was born LONELLE WILLIAMSON Thy greatest helper is quiet, gentle Nell. PAUL YACER He sounds like a drum because of his empt ness. i