Satanta High School - Chieftain Yearbook (Satanta, KS)

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Mr. Boutwell is the counselor at S.H.S. He is also in charge of the concession stand. Mr. Boutwell has been here for seven years. When asked the question, “What would you do if you found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow,” he said he would turn it into pennies and walk in them barefoot. This is Mr. Tschanz’s first year at Satanta. He is the director of the high school, junior high, and grade school bands. Helping to sponsor STUCO is also one of his duties. If he found a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, Mr. “T” would have a rhinoplasty (nose job). Mrs. Ungles has been the librarian for eleven years as well as the sophomore English teacher for two years. She helps sponsor the senior class. When we asked Mrs. Ungles what she would do if she found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow she replied, “Finding a pot of gold would probably cause me to go into a state of shock, but as soon as 1 recovered. I’d rush out and buy two new outfits of clothes — one for me and one for my grandbaby-to-be.” The seventh grade English teacher is Mrs. Jury, and if that isn’t enough to keep her busy, she also teaches a class of junior English and helps to sponsor the Kayette group. When asked the question, she decided, “If I found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, I wouldn’t touch it because I know you never get something for nothing. What’s the catch?” 12

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Mrs. Laas has been teaching home economics for six years. This year she also helped sponsor STUCO. In answer to the question she stated four steps: (1) hire someone to do all my typing, (2) pay off the house, (3) buy a new car, (4) have some constructive surgery done on my figure. Then my pot of gold would be flat busted, but 1 wouldn’t. Mr. Laas is the debate and forensics coach at S.H.S. He also teaches a junior English class and teaches freshman speech. Whether or not he can find the time, Mr. Laas always manages to produce an all- school play. When asked what he would do if he found a pot of gold, Mr. Laas said he would use it for next month’s house payment. Mr. Blundell teaches physical education to the seventh and eighth grade classes. He is also in charge of coaching junior high volleyball and track and sponsors the junior high cheerleaders. Mr. Blundell is retiring this year and will certainly be missed! Mr. Slaven is the principal at S.H.S. and has been for six years. He is in charge of the honor society as well. When asked what he would do if he found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, Mr. Slaven said he would pay off his debts with that one and go look for another one. 11

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Mr. Norris is at S.H.S. for his first year. His job of being superintendent keeps him very busy. With his pot of gold Mr. Norris would try to buy happiness for all of the people in the world who are not as happy and fortunate as he is. Mrs. Burke is a Kayette sponsor and is head of the art department and art club. When asked what she would do if she found a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, Mrs. Burke replied, “Gold can be very heavy. I would take only what I thought I would need. Mrs. Haddican teaches freshman and senior English and also a freshman class sponsor. After thirty-one years of teaching at S.H.S., Mrs. Haddican is leaving. She will be missed in the coming years. When asked what she would do with a pot of gold, Mrs. Haddican replied, “I’d buy a lifetime supply of interesting yarn and all the books I want to own. The rest of the gold I’d carefully store in my file cabinet and immediately forget where I put it.” Mrs. Lee is the part-time secretary for the district. She is always smiling and always has a piece of candy in her mouth. Mrs. Lee says she would cash in her gold and buy lots of candy if she found a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. 13