Satanta High School - Chieftain Yearbook (Satanta, KS)

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Laura Baker wills her car to anyone who can drive it. Kim Brown wills her willingness to come to school to Marilyn Clawson. Rob Blair and Jake Meador will their ability to work in Vo-Ag class to John Wolters. Bob Blair mils his 1976 Sierra Classic pickup to Jimmy Birkes. Stan Conover wills his ability to play the trumpet and keep quiet in band to Troy Specht. Chris Correll wills her ability to get along with her boyfriend to Darlene Brown. Kenny Dennis wills his ability to grow a beard to Mr. Wilson. David DuBois wills his hair to Dr. Haegert. Gregg Fillpot wills his athletic ability to Troy Foster and Rodney Kelling. Dale Hammerschmidt wills his ability to bend the basketball rim to Don Elkins. Sherry Keener wills her make-up collection to Sheri Claar. Todd Kiehne wills his appreciation of loud rock music to Mrs. Ungles and Mr. Moody. Gale Lee wills her ability to reason to Mr. Moody. Peggy Ives wills her ability to stay awake on a date to Darlene Brown. Chuck Lozar wills Debra to Mrs. Ungles. Jim Lozar wills his basketball ability to Clark Young. Scott McDonald wills his ability to play the drums to Don Elkins and Jim Baker. Jake Meador wills his size to Kenny Reimer. Billie Miller wills her country music collection to Shawn Hayden. Oscar Morales wills his ability to do nothing to Gary Meier. Pat Owings wills his ability to keep his mouth shut to Jimmy Birkes. Nancy Preedy wills her ability to yell loud to Coach Meehan and her school spirit to Mr. Wilson. Roger Rodriguez wills his ability to get into car wrecks to Mike Haddican. Jim Rollins wills his ability to skip school, legally, to Kieth O'Neal. Ardith Rooney wills the four dollars that Mr. Meehan owes her from homecoming to anyone who can collect it. Debbie Simpson wills her slightly reserved manner to the freshman girls. Pat Sutherland wills her ability to be sly to a substitute teacher to Kieth O'Neal. Lewis Stanley wills his ability to differentiate between athletics and slavery to Mr. Meehan. Dung Do Tien and Ha Do Tuong will their brains to Clark Young and Scott Young. Svein wills the friendship of next year's foreign exchange student to Danny Alexander. With the sudden illness of Angie Dickenson, Hollywood calls on Commissioner Laura M. Baker to replace her. Laura has studied crimeinology at Garden Juco. Rob Blair has recently been bumin' that 'ole highway with his truckin' business. His line of refridgerated trucks uses tire motto, You kill'em, we chill'em. Kim Brown has become a hospital administrator and is sponsoring a major hospital reform. She claims I never met a bed pan I didn't hate! Stan Conover has inherited Conover and Conover, Inc. a large farming corporation whose beginnings were said to have started with a four foot Miller disc and a John Deere garden tractor. Chris Correll and Dale Hammerschmidt are now married and have started a basketball team of their own. Dale plays for the Hammerschmidt Hookers and Chris is team manager. Kenny Dennis presently owns a chain of liquor stores and is doing quite well. You'll see him in the Has- kell County paper, The Lark's Chirp along with his motto, We appreciate you at Ken's. . David DuBois and Scott McDonald have gone into partnership in a large business in New York City. They attribute their success to the Accounting I class. Goodluck to the firm of McBois and DoDonald.

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Chris and David poise after the big event. My those first steps are hard, says Rob. 27 Cat got your tongue David???

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Cregg Fillpot has recently won tlie National Award for most yards rushing by the smallest pro football player. Gregg's favorite play is running under his opponent instead around. He is also famous for his many moves off the field as well. Susan Giles married with 14 children, works part-time as a waitress at the Old Home, Filler-up, Keep- on Truckin' Cafe. Susan was recently chosen by the National Truckers Association as the waitress with the sexiest chicken noodle soup. Bs X g Sherry Keener who can't seem to leave the old stomping grounds, has recently opened a jean and T-shirt shop downtown. Be sure to shop at Sherry's of Satanta. Peggy Ives now works for TWA as an airline stewardess. Peggy has her ups and downs. One of her low spots was a food tray in the lap of an old acquaintance........................Senator Hayden. Jake Meador is not with us tonight for reasons beyond our control. It seems he left on a Senior Skip day 10 years ago . . . and never came back! Todd Kiehne is now a disc jockey for KNE. Don't be surprised if you hear, Todd is our jockey 10-33, he broadcasts for KNE! T J Oscar Morales has cut his hair and was recently elected Mayor of Hickock. He was elected on the plat- form A Brass Monkey in every refrigerator. Chuck and Jim Lozar have a brotherly partnership called L G L Manure Hauling Business. They are haul- ing manure all over southwest Kansas from brother Wild Bill's feedlot. Nancy Preedy finished a short secretarial course at Garden Juco and is now secretary for her husband's large com operation. During her spare time she has taken over as 4-H community leader. Billie Miller is deeply involved in the Big-Time rodeo circuit. Her job is to be the rodeo announcer. With the big energy crisis presently in the U.S. Billie is quite an energy saver. She no longer uses a P.A. system to announce the rodeo—she simply talks in normal tone and is heard quite well by all. After completing his stay with the Air Force Academy, Jim Rollins returned to Satanta where he works on various scientific inventions. His latest discovery is two round iron objects with a rod between them. He has brilliantly called this invention The Wheel. Pat Owings has replaced Earl Butts as Secretary of Agriculture. He i is doing a fine job raising all kinds of cane. Roger Rodriquez has broken into show biz and is the co-star in the new hit Roger and the Man. Ardith Rooney who is still single, has replaced Judy Akers as coach of the Wildkitten Basketball Camps. Ardith has taken Miss Akers job over quite well, as former Wildkitties remember Miss Akers having a deep- loud voice and long hairy legs. After receiving an elementary education degree from Fort Hays State, Debbie Simpson has been doing quite well. She teaches second grade in a small school just outside of town. Her only class room problems are Nancy and Chris's kids! Lewis Stanley has taken F. Lee Bailey's place in the Patty Hcarst case which is continuing on appeal. Pat Sutherland is the leader of the S.L.A. , the Sutherland Ladies Association, and was last seen in Washington D. C. demonstrating for women's rights. '! Svein Utne recently discovered that he is rightful heir to the throne of Norway. He has decreed that as his first official act he will contract 50 McDonald's, A G W's and Hardy's stores for use in Norway. Dung and Ha have gained controlling stock in the Pizza Hut and are discussing a name change. One sug- gestion was D E H Porta Pasta.