Saskatchewan Hospital - Yearbook (North Battleford, Saskatchewan Canada)

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TO THE BROTHERHOOD Differentiation — neurotic - builds castles in the air psychotic - lives in them psychiatrist - collects the rent The nurse in a college infirmary was quite dis¬ traught. “I think the patient in room 312 is re¬ gaining consciousness doctor. He tried to blow the foam off his medication”. Did you hear about the rich Texan who wouldn’t let a doctor paint his throat until he had consult¬ ed an interior decorator. One psychiatrist to the other on a street corner “You look fine! How am I?’’ The psychiatrist told the patient “ You have a split personality. $50 for each please.” Psychiatrist to male patient. “Did this insignifi¬ cant feeling develop suddenly or come naturally after your marriage and parenthood. Did you hear about the psychiatrist who had his office redecorated in overwrought iron? The rich Texan saw his psychiatrist. “I need your help badly Doc. I’m in a bad way. I’ve been a Texan all my life and now I don’t give a-any¬ more.” SAD NURSERY RHYMES Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep They don’t know where to find her — She had a long list but somehow she missed, And there’s visitors lost all behind her. Little Boy Blue come blow your horn — The H-Hut boys are raiding the corn; Where is this lad whose neglect is at fault, Boiling the water and adding the salt. The Queen of Hearts baked some garlic tarts For the King ' s late supper we’ll say; Unfortunate things fall to odorous kings He was sent ' cross the river that day. Mary Mary quite contrary There’s a two o’clock curfew you know — The excuse isn’t made that can possibly evade That office where such students go. A diller, a dollar, an eight o’clock scholar; Oh student you’re walking on ice, There are certain things done, but this isn’t one To continue with, is my advice. LAMENT OF A PYSCHOANALYST ' S WIFE I never get mad — I get hostile. I never feel sad — I’m depressed. If I sew or knit, and enjoy it a bit, I’m not handy — I’m merely obsessed. I never regret — I feel guilty; And if I should vacuum the hall, Wash the wood-work and such And not mind it too much, Am I tidy? Compulsive is all. If I can’t choose a hat, I have conflicts With ambivalent feelings to net. I never get nervous or worried — Anxiety — that’s what I get. If I’m happy I must be euphoric; If I go to the Stork Club or Ritz And have a good time Making puns or a rhyme, I’m a manic — or maybe a schiz. If I think that the doorman was nasty I’m paranoid, obviously, And if I take a drink Without stopping to think, Alcoholics Anonymous, that’s me. If I tell you you’re right I’m submissive, Represing aggressiveness, too; When I disagree I’m defensive, you see, And projecting my symptoms on you. I love you, that’s just transference With Oedipus rearing it’s head. My breathing asthmatic Is psychosomatic, A fear of exclaiming “Drop Dead”. I’m not lonely — I’m simply dependent. My dog has no fleas — just a tick. If it seems I’m a cad, Never mind — just be glad, That I’m not a stinker — I’m sick.

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The Saskatchewan Hospital bonspiel which started on Feb. 18 consisted of the following events: The Grand Challege, Association, Whole¬ salers, Retailers, Consolation. These events at publishing time were about half finished with the competition keen and tough. The Saskatchewan Hospital rink consisting of skip Ken Howrie, third, Doug Belyk, second Jim Hamilton and lead Orest Sawchuk barely missed representing North Batleford and district in the northern provincial brier when they were beaten 13-10 by Jack Taylor in the finals. Congratulations on a fine effort! LADIES SOFTBALL T he Beaver Aces were formed of players from three teams; Metropole, the Beaverettes, and Saskatchewan Hospital Aces. The executive were as follows: President — Eunice Lehne Secretary Treasurer — Jane Shury Captain — Eunice Lehne Assistant Captain — Vi Kulohiski Manager — Bill Rohn Coaches — Fred Reinbolt and Ab Bidart In the senior B playoffs, the Beaver Aces de¬ feated the Saskatoon Imperials two games straight and the Fairholm Cubs thus winning the Northern finals. The Aces ended a sucessful season by de¬ feating Biggar in the semi-finals and the Saskatoon Imperials 9-1 at a tournament in Rose-town. The provinc ial finals were won by the Sedley team in defeating the Beaver Aces three games to one. “Play bail!” TENNIS I ack Luty captured top honors for the fifth con- w secutive year in the Saskatchewan Hospital tennis tournament defeating Gene Rawlins 6-1,6-3 in the final match In the semi-finals G. Rawlins defeated Dr. Saldivar 8-6, 6-3. Jack Luty went through the preceding round-robin undefeated. Sixteen teams participated. The Saskatchewan Hospital Tennis Club was organized by the -hospital’s recreational depart¬ ment headed by Mr. Ken Richardson. Mr. Richardson and members of the club expressed the wish that more young people of both sexes would come out and take advantage of available ins¬ truction and facilities.

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SnapA- and fvcupui 1. one, two, cha, cha. 2. tripped. 3. light fantastic 4. really? 5. wow! ! 6. here’s to you. 7. woo-wooo-woooo 8. B. B. 9. oh, Icouldn’t 10. minstrelling 11. five nurse-iteers 12. I tank I go home now. 13. cooperate! 14. ooh, that smell. 15. I feel so good. 16. gottcha. 17. Rock Hudson. 18. he blew! 19. and this is my mother. 20. keep your distance. 21. match, buddy? 22. big three. 23. where’s my camel? 24. yes, Jesus loves me. 25. bushed! 26. exercising? 27. peek-a-boo 28. ma cherie. 29. coward! 30. darling 31. tee hee hee! 32. what a party! 33. musicians? 34 name and address? 35. what Eiffel Tower? 36. huh, a party? 37. Mr. Inbetween 38. let go of that! 39. my boys 40. knit one, pearl one. 41. the shift. 42. slap, slap. 43. ego-builder. 44. the wee hours. 45. oh gee! 46. I don’t like it. 47. the lonely life. 48. come wiz mee. 49. forgot my shirt. 50. okay, shoot. 51. barefoot Contessa. 52. coffee break. 53. cheeze! 54. steady there. 55. halloo dere! 56. I eat Wheaties! 57. Itchy-kitchy-koo! 58. get me the cops. 59. Sleeping Beauty. 60. is that you dear? 61. work-out. 62. Mr. and Mrs. Wychopen. 63. you lucky girls! 64. Mr. and Mrs. Pietras 65. head office 66. listen to that! 67. beat. 68. who called? 69. Mr. and Mrs. Trytten 70. not interested. 71. case history. 72. dead-line 73. our chauffeur. 74. obsessive compulsive 75. dare me? 76. reversed tactics. 77. hi ho silver. 78. “the unseeables”. 79. cough up three fifty. 80. 11-Hut Christmas tree. 81. I’ll get you later. 82. I do so drive! 83. timidity and all. 84. and I floored it. 85. and the girls pushed. 86. tennis in house slippers? 86 A. Beauty and the bags. 87. Hollywood or bust, (or leg) 88. Locked fire escape. 89. 6:31 a.m. 90. Take off! 91. Practising witchery. 92. Bumps and grinds. 93. Calling Ben Casey. 94. A Yatchy! ! 95. Merry Christmas. 96. Yearbook Hysteria 97. Did this man ever work at all