Saskatchewan Hospital - Yearbook (North Battleford, Saskatchewan Canada)

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The Saskatchewan Hospital bonspiel which started on Feb. 18 consisted of the following events: The Grand Challege, Association, Whole¬ salers, Retailers, Consolation. These events at publishing time were about half finished with the competition keen and tough. The Saskatchewan Hospital rink consisting of skip Ken Howrie, third, Doug Belyk, second Jim Hamilton and lead Orest Sawchuk barely missed representing North Batleford and district in the northern provincial brier when they were beaten 13-10 by Jack Taylor in the finals. Congratulations on a fine effort! LADIES SOFTBALL T he Beaver Aces were formed of players from three teams; Metropole, the Beaverettes, and Saskatchewan Hospital Aces. The executive were as follows: President — Eunice Lehne Secretary Treasurer — Jane Shury Captain — Eunice Lehne Assistant Captain — Vi Kulohiski Manager — Bill Rohn Coaches — Fred Reinbolt and Ab Bidart In the senior B playoffs, the Beaver Aces de¬ feated the Saskatoon Imperials two games straight and the Fairholm Cubs thus winning the Northern finals. The Aces ended a sucessful season by de¬ feating Biggar in the semi-finals and the Saskatoon Imperials 9-1 at a tournament in Rose-town. The provinc ial finals were won by the Sedley team in defeating the Beaver Aces three games to one. “Play bail!” TENNIS I ack Luty captured top honors for the fifth con- w secutive year in the Saskatchewan Hospital tennis tournament defeating Gene Rawlins 6-1,6-3 in the final match In the semi-finals G. Rawlins defeated Dr. Saldivar 8-6, 6-3. Jack Luty went through the preceding round-robin undefeated. Sixteen teams participated. The Saskatchewan Hospital Tennis Club was organized by the -hospital’s recreational depart¬ ment headed by Mr. Ken Richardson. Mr. Richardson and members of the club expressed the wish that more young people of both sexes would come out and take advantage of available ins¬ truction and facilities.

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SPORTS REVIEW By Ed Tronsgard BOWLING The 1961-62 season closed with a very successful ■ banquet and party. That season the S.P.N.A. donated a bowling trophy which was won by the top team, the Aces. This trophy will be awarded annually. An 18 team league during the first half of the 1962- 63 season is an indication of the growing sports popularity. Teams making the playoffs after a half seasons play were: The Bomarcs, The Thunderbirds, The Roughies, and the Rock’n’ Rollers. The S.H.B.L. executive is as follows: President - John Crowston Vice Pres. - William Coldwell Sec. Treas. — Gordon Olsvik There are presently 15 teams in the league and the latest standings and captains are: 1) Aces - Grant Ross 2) Thunderbirds - Lorraine Bellegard 3) Rock ‘n’ Rollers — Gordon Olsvik 4) Roughies -Gordon Olsvik 6. Valiants — Virgil Trytten 6) Valiants - Virgil Tytten 7) Twisters - Ben Smith 8) Hot Spots - Fred Dootoff 9) Bomarcs - Bill Calwell 10) Jets - Bill Shordee 11) Mariners - Norman Pulver 12) Marvells - Jerry Pruden 13) Guardians - Joe Kashmarski 14) Specials - Larry Thompson 15) Clippers - Dorothy Mills CURLING D ue to mild weather conditions the 1962-63 curling season commenced on January 7, 1963. The following club officers were elected: President - Ray Klotz Vice Pres. - Les Rowley Sec. Treas. - Jake Krause

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TO THE BROTHERHOOD Differentiation — neurotic - builds castles in the air psychotic - lives in them psychiatrist - collects the rent The nurse in a college infirmary was quite dis¬ traught. “I think the patient in room 312 is re¬ gaining consciousness doctor. He tried to blow the foam off his medication”. Did you hear about the rich Texan who wouldn’t let a doctor paint his throat until he had consult¬ ed an interior decorator. One psychiatrist to the other on a street corner “You look fine! How am I?’’ The psychiatrist told the patient “ You have a split personality. $50 for each please.” Psychiatrist to male patient. “Did this insignifi¬ cant feeling develop suddenly or come naturally after your marriage and parenthood. Did you hear about the psychiatrist who had his office redecorated in overwrought iron? The rich Texan saw his psychiatrist. “I need your help badly Doc. I’m in a bad way. I’ve been a Texan all my life and now I don’t give a-any¬ more.” SAD NURSERY RHYMES Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep They don’t know where to find her — She had a long list but somehow she missed, And there’s visitors lost all behind her. Little Boy Blue come blow your horn — The H-Hut boys are raiding the corn; Where is this lad whose neglect is at fault, Boiling the water and adding the salt. The Queen of Hearts baked some garlic tarts For the King ' s late supper we’ll say; Unfortunate things fall to odorous kings He was sent ' cross the river that day. Mary Mary quite contrary There’s a two o’clock curfew you know — The excuse isn’t made that can possibly evade That office where such students go. A diller, a dollar, an eight o’clock scholar; Oh student you’re walking on ice, There are certain things done, but this isn’t one To continue with, is my advice. LAMENT OF A PYSCHOANALYST ' S WIFE I never get mad — I get hostile. I never feel sad — I’m depressed. If I sew or knit, and enjoy it a bit, I’m not handy — I’m merely obsessed. I never regret — I feel guilty; And if I should vacuum the hall, Wash the wood-work and such And not mind it too much, Am I tidy? Compulsive is all. If I can’t choose a hat, I have conflicts With ambivalent feelings to net. I never get nervous or worried — Anxiety — that’s what I get. If I’m happy I must be euphoric; If I go to the Stork Club or Ritz And have a good time Making puns or a rhyme, I’m a manic — or maybe a schiz. If I think that the doorman was nasty I’m paranoid, obviously, And if I take a drink Without stopping to think, Alcoholics Anonymous, that’s me. If I tell you you’re right I’m submissive, Represing aggressiveness, too; When I disagree I’m defensive, you see, And projecting my symptoms on you. I love you, that’s just transference With Oedipus rearing it’s head. My breathing asthmatic Is psychosomatic, A fear of exclaiming “Drop Dead”. I’m not lonely — I’m simply dependent. My dog has no fleas — just a tick. If it seems I’m a cad, Never mind — just be glad, That I’m not a stinker — I’m sick.