Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

Text from Pages 1 - 188 of the 1929 volume:

94 THE COLLEGIATE life at the bottom of its cage. NVith nimible fingers Sally soon had it out and into her warm hand where it gave a few spasmodic jerks. She then afsked for hot water, and on being told there was plenty in the kettle, Sally, without hesitating, went to work. She held the poor little fellow over the moisft warm air and before very long his feeble flut- tering became stronger until he was at last able to stand erect on his spindly black legs. Sally ex- plained to her grateful but strange host that Goldy had had a bad attack of indigestion but reassured him that she was all right now. Mr. Whalker then told her that he could never thank her enough for what she had done, for Goldy was all he had in the world since his little girl had died ten years ago. Wfhen Nan had left them he and Goldy had come to this town, far away from recollections, and for the past ten years he had hated everything and everyone but Goldy. For one dis- pairing moment the girls thought that he would burst into tears. Checking himself he asked why they had come when everyone loathed him so much. The girls in earnest words tried to assure him that he was mistaken, for how could they loathe him when he would not let anyone become acquainted with him. They then expressed a desire to know him much better. Over the tea cups and delicious slices of toasted scones the girls in friendly tones told him all about the new gymnasium and club room, and even about the beautiful wicker furniture wlhich they had set their hearts on to buy. Do you know, you are the first person in t'his town to ever ask nie for a thing?,' he told them, as he bade them good--bye, and here is something l wish to give you to- wards your great plansf' He slip- ped a piece of paper into Sally'shand and then quickly closed the door as though afraid of thanks, and this is what they read DGMINION BANK I Feb. 25, IQZQ Pay to SALLY MCLEAN or order UNE THOUSAND- - -Dollars Ezra lValker H 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8- CLARA By ilIl.lI'jOl'l'C Pattrrsolz, SA Coll. 4 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 h E never really knew Clara very - well. She did not give us a chvance even if we had wanted to. Her ash-pale hair and colourless face semed forever hidden in some grub- by book. Perhaps that was what prevented us from realiziung how blue her eyes were. Vtle who hated books wondered a little why she did not attend the dances and proms. Burt Clara did not seem to care for men, as far as we know she was not dated once during the four years she was in our House. VVe were a confidential, friendly lot. VVe laugh- ed toge-ther at our parents' advising letters, our profs, abou-t our ambit- ions, our dean and our dates, but Clara went her own sweet way, treading a path just wide enough for her. Her past was as little known to us as why she was coming to college, or what her future would be. VVhen, as youth does, we made all those plans for after college, Clara just never seemed to enter in, be- cause we never could picture her as being able to do anything. Clara seemed to try to be friendly though, as far a-s her nature permit- ted, willing at any rate to write an essay on Voltaire or Darwin, that THE COLLEGIATE 95 we never had time for, as far as that wen-t. But nothing very important came her way, for she seemed rather inadequate. She was just one of those girls who were going along. VV'e thought she felt rather out of it at times when we were talking about plans for some party we were going to throw at the Bluebird, but stopped as she entered. But she always put on a defiant air and gave a toss of her head making us feel synipaftheftic yet superior. She was harmless though, so we didn't mind. Clara was a year our senior at college and would graduate that spring. The diplomas were given out and when Clara got hers and left us with her few neatly packed clothes, with scarcely more than a careless good-bye and wave of her hand, we felt that it didnlt really matter. Mfaybe a fewiof us felt sorry, The world would treat her hard, poor kid , but really what could you expect? She would never know our successes and triumphs, oh well! Soon we almost forgot Clara except that occasionally a remark could be heard, Gee, I wish Clara were here to do this essay for Geary. But she had passed on into oblivion, or so we thought, and we continued with our dates, parties, studies and plans for the future. looming so neiar, circled with a gold- en halo of success. VVe were mod- est, but of course it was understood that laurel wreaths awaited us. The year whirled on, the exams came and passed, we all had hopes of honours and most did pass very creditably but with no outstanding bnilliance. just before we gradu- ated a letter ciame, plain, white, but which roused us like a thunderbolt. No, it wasn't possible, why even that had been beyond our wildest dreams. Perhaps the letter was upside down, certainly she, Clara, col ld not be there. But she w-as in ' ollywood and the letter was not upside down. Burt after a few seconds it seemed less wonderful, less like a fairy-tale, for really she had a- chieved nothing. She had just gone to Hollywood to visit an aunt and decided to try out in Vitaphone pictures. Reading between the lines she was just another extra girl among the thousands of teeming hopefuls. whose stars rise only to fall-all too soon. She wouldnot have a chance, of course not: it was too foolish to bother ourselves with- and yet, we were just the teeniest bit jealous, just a little dissapointed, and rather flattened by this letter. For certainly in the natural cause of events, Clara should be tapping a type-writer in some small office, or married to some perfectly ordinary man and living up in an apartment. She should not be in Hollywood. that Mecca of our dreams, even if she were an extra. Somehow. Clara and Hollywood and dreams just did- n't mix, just couldn't materialize. But why worry, Clara meant noth- ing to us. lYe had good solid fu- tures all mapped out. just what they were we can't somehow re- member. No more news was heard of Clara for months, and the few times we saw each of our friends there was too much to talk about without Clara. But somehow still in our minds there was a little wondering about that ash-pale girl whose quali- ties we were just beginning to realize. Her quiet unobtrusive 111211- ner, her sweet smile, her ready help, her yearning for our company and secrets which we never undersvtood, taking reticence and shyness for that manner that speaks plainly, Mind your own business. Wie did try to drive away that shadow, those memories of our carelessness, our neglect of this orphan, for later we learned her parents were dead. But, good heavens, why should it worry us? Didn't we have enough to do thinking about our jobs? So on we plodded and Clara entered our minds no more. She was for- gotten-forgotten did I say? Yes, but only for a short time. VVe were looking at our evening papers and-there on the theatrical 96 TI-IE. CO LL EGIATE. page-no, it couldn't be possible. Yes-without a doubt there was Clara smiling at us, t-he old Clara still, with that trusting smile that the world would smile back at her. Feverishly we read the print. Claire la Jeanne was coming in a wonder- ful talking picture at the Up-town. Yes, she was the leading lady, a star now. XYe did remember a lovely soft voice Clara just a trace of huskiness volume. Clara had made now what had, with to give it good, she had crashed through. I-Ier chance had come and she had grasped the opportunity. Yet somehow think- ing it over we had rather expected O it after all. That determined line of her jaw told plainer than words how she had succeeded. Yet it didn't seem right that she should have all this honour, and yet we wouldn't find a reason to deny it of her. All our work seemed so sordid now, without dreams, and all the glamour stripped off. And there was Clara-Clara with wealth, suc- cess, friends,-we were likely for- gotten long ago. She didn t seem useless or inadequate any more, she was glorious now. Yet we kept seeing her, that half defiant, half pleading air, and that toss of her head as she came into a room. Rcsszsasoznaaasazzazzczaezsaso- MARGARET'S DELUSION -ottztozttzsoazasnz aacttacntsh 55 IFE is a big problem, Sally. isn't it?-such a big prob- lem. So mused a young girl, in her early teens, on a sunny afternoon in June. Sfhe had come slowly up the broad green slope and had flung herself down on the ground beside an older girl, who was reading a book. Margaret Bond was young indeed, barely fourteen, but a look at her earnest little face would start- le one. There seemed something fathomless in her deep blue eyes, which constantly stared straight a- head as though seeing great things far beyond her surroundings. W'lha.t makes you say that, Marg- aret? her sister asked. Everything, Sal. Do you know Iim afraid of life, because it seems so big and mysterious? I don't want to live long. Olh! Margaret, what a terrible speech. God will surely punish you for that! Really I can't understand you. I know you can't, Sally, no one understands me because I'm so dif- ferent. I re-ally love y-ou Sal, but oh. I seem such a stranger to you. I can't do the things you do and the things girls of my own age do don't interest mef' Never mind, dear, you really are a remarkable child, and as you grow older you'll change your views. But I don't want to get older! I don't w-ant to live: can'-t you see, Sally, I am frightened of life. VV'hat is there in it ?-nothing but strife- strife always. Oh! how I hate it all. Sally rose and walked away in disgust. Every little wihile her ec- centric young sister would suddenly declare her fear of life in general- without any apparent reason. Sally did not know her sister nor did she try to become familiar with her. The wfhole family in fact treated Margaret almost as a stranger be- cause there seemed to be about her no childish or girlish traits to love. She was decidedly queer . Afiter her sister's abrup-t dismissal Margaret stood up, looked around her with that vacant stare and made for the kitchen. 'Ilhere she wanted to find comforft. Fat, genial old Jane, the cook, loved Margaret with THE COLL EGIATE. 97 all her heart and to her the latter told all her troubles and unburdened her silly and strange ideas. Jane was a good listener and saw in the little girl a character of passionate tenderness and an over-developed mind. Margaret had been the odd child of the Bond family since a baby because all her sisters were so much older than she. She had been left to herself a great deal and from a young tot had expressed amazing ideas and taken delight in lis-tening to the deep conversations of her father, a university professor. Margaret reached the kitchen and looked for Jane, but she was no- where to be found. She searched everywhere and then she suddenly remembered Jiane's gone shop- ping . XVith a bound she was out of the house and ran down the street witlh a peculiar half-running and half-walking stride. Mother would be angry, she knew, at her running d-own town in an old dress and es- pecially since she was after Jane- but then mother seemed always angry. Down shady boulevards and through the park: Margaret didn't stop until she came to the business centre of the town-then only did she slow down and began to look inquiringly about for Jane. Marg- aret had been thus walking, much saw lane, hurrying along through the crowd, on the other side of the street. She started across the road in a blind rush, when in about the middle she heard a wild confusion of blowing horns. She stopped and looked around dumibly. Then she felt a dull blow and fell head- long on the pavement, under a car with grinding brakes ...... Some days later Margaret awoke. for the first time since her accident, to see herself surrounded by tearful parents and sisters, also a nurse and doctor. She moved to sit up but fell back with a fearful pain surging through her body. She looked at the doctor, then at the bed and at once her eyes took on that far-see- ing stare, a short time ago so famil- iar t-o them. Then she smiled, a slow, happy smile. Oh, doctor-she smiles! She will live? cried her exhausted mother. The doctor shook his head but spoke not a word. Margaret con- tinued smiling and staring straight ahead, seeing none of the anguished faces around her. T'hen she stirred, slowly, painfully, and whispered Sally, God didn't punish me, he blessed me. And she smiled happily again, fior she knew that no longer was the big problem of life to bo-ther her. to the amusement of many shoppers, Yes! Margaret was decidedly ' - C ! for about ten minutes when she 'queer'. Httttttttztnttnsaaaetztttattto- CANADA AMONG THE NATIONS tThis Essay is the winner of the C:llegiate Essay Cmipeiitinll- -assistants: stnnsnaoattatttaah O understand arigfht the position of Canada among the nations it is necessary to c-onsider not only her present relationship, bult also her past position, and from a study of these to vision her future standing in the world. When Canada's history began she was handicapped in her struggle for progress by the fewness of her pe-ople, but these few fought on bravely, and not in vain, againslt the difficulties which presented themselves. The population gradu- ally increasedjand the vast extent of Canada not yet developed provi- ded t'he new settlers with great op- 98 THE CO LLEGIATE portunit-ies for progress. From coast to coast lay a large expanse of untouched country which made Canada the 1-argest territorial unit in the world. On the east were forests and good agricultural land. Farther west lay the W-orld's best known highway, the Great Lakes System. Beyond this could be seen an unbounded stretch of prairie land 1 .'.' hich would, in time, contribute to the country's wealth in grain, and fir to the west remained the unseen mining fields of the Rockies. To the north of the Great Lakes lay, untouched, the world's richest mine- rals, which remain even to-day, scarcely developed. lVe now have before ' us a geographical back- ground on which our forefathers advanced. Gradually Canada grew. Her many riches were being discovered and agriculture became t'he leading indusftry. Althougih some mines had been developed, her forests were more rapidly making progress. Gwing to the abundance of raw ma- terial, the cheap power facilities. and the existing labour conditions, nilantgfacturing began to develop. But Canada not only grew indust- rially, but also politically. At first she had varied institutions, but after confederation she adopted one meth- od of government. Since confeder- ation she had been greatly strength- ened for defence, unity and nation- alism, and the last was t'he making of Canada. Also, slhe took an inde- pendent part in the world's affairs and after the war she signed the Treaty of Versailles, only on her own account. Resulting from this signature. she entered the League of Nations and met with the world's standard. The Great NVar had made a vast difference in Canada. Her soldiers had fought side by side with other countries for the same cause, and had tfhus adopted broader views and become one with the world. As a result from this great ohange she was on the threshold of what prom- ised to be a wonderful period of development, surpassing all the a- chievements of her past. But Canada has now passed that period and is entering upon another, still greater. At present agriculture leads t'he industrial source, and Can- ada yields annually to the world the greatest contribution of wlheat and flour. She has every obtain- able mineral except tin, and the ex- tent of her forest growth has placed her as the leading producer of newls- print- Her railway-s too, have strengthened her p'hysically by link- ing coast to coast and transporting a momentous amount of freight each year. Bu-t the government has undergone the test of t'he time. Al- though Canada still belongs to the British Empire, of which the mother country has free government, justice and liberty, ye-t she has an indepen- dent federal government. She has developed her sense of nationality, makes her own treaties, and has a represented citizensihip in the Com- monwealth. Canada is really a con- stitutional. monarchy. The education of our country is rapidly becoming the best in the world. More of the younger gener- ation are interested in teaching, teachers are more thoroughly train- ed for their positions, and scholars receive the education never before equalled. But it goes beyond t'he limits of education at home. De- blting and pufblic speaking are en- tered into very enthusiastically for inter-national competition, and we have just recently a young Canadian taking third place in the World Series. Canadian literature is also mak- ing favourable progress and the bet- ter reading of the time is written by Canadians. It is n-ot the quantity that Canada produces but the quali- ty. It has been quoted by many that Canada is worth more to the Empire than any sugar island in the world, but there remains her future. Canada's future is Within the Em- pire. Gf late, Britain 'has been trading extensively with the rest of the European coun-tries but in time she will be forced -to turn to a THE COLLEGIATE lOl q 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8- SHIPS By Nfargarrt Cobbau, 3B Coll. -onassassins:aatotaaanaggggg,, HIPS are treasure ltroves. The very name breathes of romance and adventure. Tales of gallant and daring sailors, tragedies of war and bloodshed come before our minds at the sound of the word. Many a beautiful vessel sailing out of the sunset's glow in days of yore, riding proudly on the crest of the waves, was in reality a deadly menace. On its decks tall, gaunt men could be seen with folded arms. se-arching the sea for their helpless prey. Pirates! How the term thrilled and horrified peaceful, pros- perous merchants! Wit'h scant re- gard for law and order these bravos roam-ed the vast ocean, free, yet de- serving death. To 'them their ship w-as a useful tool and if they loved her it was merely for the strength which enabled them to plunder and destroy. They could never appreci- ate the wealth of love a true mfaster and cap-tain bestows upon his vessel. Tlhen mfarching up from the ghosts of the pasut, come the explorers. Brave, dauntless men, they were, at the time of the reign of good Queen Bess. These men sailed into the un- chartfered seas to discover new lands. Trusty vessels were required to wi.thstand the storms and tempests. lYe can imagine the unstinted love these toilers of the sea must have had f-or their ships. To brave the awful perils of huge, vast stretches of gray wa-ter wi-th merely a frail wooden boat must have required a very real tru-st in their craft. NVith untiring flaith in their Mother count- ry, they 'toiled until as a result there came the word of the discovery of the wonderful new land to the west. Indeed, ever since the bare suppos- ition 'had arisen that there were lands yet undiscovered, the thrilling cry of Westward Ho! had been re- sounding. Wfith royal response the brave explorers suffered and toiled with their vessels to overcome the vast ocean. lVhen we see in our imagination the crudely built wooden ship of the days of yore we think of war. NVar, thrilling yet terrible in its intensity of hate. Ships played no small part in the awful battles fought. Att first -they were built on lines of beauty and grace in order to give the large fleets a magnificent ap- pearance. The old, Roman vessels wereubuilt long and narrow, with beautiful bows. Under tmheir beaultv disguised by ornamented woodwork the galley slaves lived in constant round of toil. L-a-ter, however, ships were more sturdily built and in the case of the Battle of the Spanish Armada, it was the plain British ves- sels which won, rather than the more beautiful ships of the Span- iards. So frail were they for the purpose of war that. as Queen Eliza- beth said. God blew with his wind, and they were scattered. But in more recent years the deadly de- stroyer and submarine are used, and to their power beauty contributes nothing. Beautiful sailing boats and pictur- esque old vessels will always carry an appeal to the lovers of romlance. Men will die rather than leave their sahips, and the voice of a hardened sea-captain quivers as he tells of his last trip wit'h his vessel. This ap- peal of the ships and the sea is well exprersfsed in the poet's words: I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky, And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by. Everywhere we may see ships sailing to and fro on our Canadian lakes and streams. We must admit their usefulness and their aid in commerce. Tshey may have lost their beauty and graceful lines, their beautiful figureheads and beautiful 102 THE CO LL EGIATE prows, but the life of adventure on board a ship still appeals to yfouith. The very sound of the word makes us think of rushing water, gleaming drop-s and white foam. VVe can see a beautiful sail-boat outlined against the sunset with the sunlight and glinting gold on the white sails. We think of cargoes from foreign lands, silks, sihawls and spices. All the tnagedy , all the romance of centur- ies and all the great advance of the world's commerce has centred round the ship and the sea. -O Q-8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8- DAWN By .'l1L1l'flUl'l'f Smith, 3B Coll. assztsssssazsszsssi -8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 W--4 VERYTHING is silent - the birds have hushed their early chatteringg t'he wind has died in the tall silver poplaris and dark pines, the waters of the lake have quieted their thunder to the musical ryithm of the ripples. The stars fade one by one in the western skyg the moon is becoming paler, gradually. Dew covers the shrubs and grasses. A silver mist is spread across the hori- zon. Silently-the whole world waits for dawn. ln the east, small, fluffy clouds are gatihered to greet the monaroh of the day. Huge white masses like sentinels float near by. A flush of delicate colour breaks across the sky. The sm-all clouds turn silver- pink-gold-then become like flames of fire. The sky is a riot of colour- delicate pink-deep orange4bril- O liant scarlet. The huge clouds gradually become crimson. Then ah! then comes the monarch--red as fire. The clouds retreat in awe be- fore his splendid majesty. Tfhe lake becomes his glowing mirror,-reflecting the wondrous colours until it looks like a gleam- ing opal. The dew sparkles like a thousand diamonds: the silver mist fades into the sapphire of the west- ern horizon. Then the lark breaks forth into a song of welco-meg the birds, great and small, beautiful and drab, all join in to greet the rising sun with the Salutation to the Dawn. The trees lift their leafy branclhes to the wonderful sight and t'he flowers raise their faces to this magnificent splend'our. Always the same-al- ways beautiful and inspiring-the dawn. 1 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8- THE STAGES OF MAN -oztsscztsaazoottiii 9 3 'i HAKESPEARE has appropriate- ly written that one man in his time passes through seven ages. Wye all know, at first there is the in- fant, innocent and pure, knowing nothing of the outside forces of the great wide world. Then as the child grows he begins to notice things, tries to talk and wialk, and though quite young many of the happenings of his childhood are so impressed on his mind that they may often be re- called when he has reached matur- ity. At this stage the chiilid cares only for getting the things he wants, exactly at the time he asks for them THE COLLEGIATE. l03 because he cannot understand why he should be disappointed. His young life, therefore consists of eat- ing, playing and sleeping-when finally he is prevailed upon to go to bed. Then we have the school boy with shining morning face,'. This, I believe to be the most important stfage, in life, for this is the time when the boy's life is being shaped, and ideals are set before him at which to aim. Here the boy en- counters mfany small temptations, which if he is to possess a golden character, he must overcome in his boyhood, or else when th-e greater ones assail him he will prove a cringing coward and cheat. At s-chool, the boy with the many op- portunities for sport, learns the meaning of cleanliness in actions and deeds. Although these are very important traits in one's character we must not overlook the boy's aim in life. From his studies he is able to see to which line of work he can best adopt himself. Then with an honest purpose, invincible determin- ation, he is fully equipped to strike out bravely al-ong Life's pathway to his goal. The next is the adolescent stage.- As the eager youth begins to stride along the rugged path laid before him, he finds himself face to face with many obstacle-s in the form of unfortunate derelicts, unable to journey along, beoause of the pitfalls and stony places. These are the people who heeded not the teachings of' their youth, who wasted their living, and never bothered about planning their lives or having as a motto: Look up and aim high . These degraded creatures, full of bit-ter thoughts, bliaming everybody and everything for their downfall. seek to tempt and drisioourage the youth. Here, however, supreme trust in One greater and the worth while lessons of youth come before him, and with a sigh of pity he pas-ses on. As he goes along to the fourth milestone human nature plays her part and he feels a sense of loneliness, a yearning for his old school acquaintances. Once again his teachings of youth serve him in good stead and the surrounding evils have no infiuence on his life. At this stage our traveller feeling rather discouraged begins to wonder what life has in store for him. It is now that he realizes the truth of the ordinances, that man shall not live alone, and so he becomes the ar- dent lover. His affinity with words of encouragement and sympathy gives him felicity in an eager out- look on life. This new association proves to be one of pure delight, changing his harassed life into brightness and illuminating the in- ner sanctuary of his soul. The new element in his life bringing the good to the surface and quenclhing the baser passions. Thus Life weaves its web. Now we find him striding happily along tlhe path, stepping from stone to stone, with words of comfort, paying no attention to the follies of others, gazing -straight ahead to- wards the greater glistening goal. He realizes the hey-day of life at its fulness. Nature shows to him the spring, the buds on the trees, the fiowers, the newly freed streams or the opening up of life. Summer is to him symbolical of the fulness of life when the fiowers and trees reap the benefit of the rain and sunshine. Yes, this too may be called the suic- cessful stage for our traveller, for now he reaps the benefit of his toil as Nature in due time enjoys hers. At the sixth stage we find him middle-aged, and not so fieet of foot, finding peace in relaxation. When alone and quiet, thouglhts of God's goodness and his own prosperity, recall within him a thankful spirit. As he looks around on his harvest, he realizes the need of benevolence to those less fortunate than himself. Thus the strong bear the infirmities of the weak. After the day comes the setting sun, and the peaceful quiet of even- tide. Alt this seventh stage, we find our traveller with his faithful ad- 104 THE CGLLEGIATE vision and companion, with calm and peaceful countenances, hair now turned white, feeble steps, but still tottering on to the entrance of the Great Unknown. . He who has single-handed and XVith foes invisible on every side, And unsuspected of the multitude The f-orce of fate itself had dared, defied, And conquered silently. Ah! that soul knows, In what white heat the blood of alone. triumph flows. lc:ascsssszsztszsasanzsssattto- A VISIT TO SHAKESPEAREZS THEATRE By Kfllfll Andrews, 4A Coll. -0 I 8 8 8 0 3 8 0 3 I 3 3 I I 8 8 8 8 I 8 I I O 8 I I H HE Thames was covered with a veritable swarm of boats when we came down to it. A few majest- ic sail boats were passing up the river with the tide. Their gigantic masts bore alof-t a huge expanse of the w'hitest canvas that gliistened in the noon-day sun, fill-ing, then flap- ping idly in the gentle breeze. Be- neath these leviathans of the sea a multitude of small craft swarmed like bees from side to side. A dingy little sloop was gliding up 'the river passing the qu-ay on which we stood. Beyond it, in mid-river, a giant sail- boat lay at anchor and through its rigging could be se-en a great wood- en theatre, the Gl'obe,', with a flag fluttering gayly from its roof to tell all London of the play to be held there tfh-alt afternoon. VVe had been watching this scene for some time when a boatman came our way, and, not to miss our chance we cal-led out 'Wllesitward Ho! as loud as possible. lN'e were soon in the skiff skimming across the ripples of the Thames, and , in good ftime, we had touched the opposite shore. XV'here shall we go, good fellows, since we are here? said Roger Adamson in his usual business-like nranner. Roger Adamson was a tall fellow. His long thin face ended in a pointed beard accentulating his tallness. A moustache was carefully brought to a point sticking straight out on each side of his head so that they did not look unlike a cat's whiskers. In- deed he used them in much t-he 'same way g for w'hen in deep thought which he of-ten was, he would finger them as if to find a hole large enough to crawl through to the soluition of his problem. As to his clothing-it was muc'h the same as what the rest of us were wearing. He had on a pair of high- ly coloured Vene-tian breeches of which the material hardly did justice to the colour and pattern. His red hose formed a great contrast wit-h his green doublet which also had some red. His broad-rimmed purple hat, fitting snugly on 'his head of straight black hair, had a great green feather hanging over it as if it were some protecting hand just about to rest upon his head. 'Tis but two o'clock now. We have yet an hour, responded Jack Hawkins, a short youth who took great pains in keeping his dresis tidy, Thy love will not be there. Love! Fie on thee! But thou kniowesit we must go somewhere, for, if we remain there 'twill gain no good. This is no place f-or thy gains and losses, declared Harry Yonker, a long lanky l-ad who looked more like a living skeleton than a human be- ing, We have come to see a play, not to hear a sermon. Then, he replied in a tone that left nio doubt as to tihe result of Harry's speech, which dost thou THE. COLLEGIATE. I05 desire to see, the one at the Globe or the one at the Curtain? There wvas a flag raised at that famous theatre too, XVho knows whether it is Shakes- peare at the Globe or not? asked Harry. He is, I answered, It is some new play he has just written. 'The Venetian Merchant' I think is the name. I Then to the Globe. burst forth the others. Soon we were bef-ore that large, wooden build-ing. Its octagonal shape distinguished it for a play- h-ouse, and over its bare door, 'hung the sign of the Globe. There we paid a penny each and got admit- tanoe to the pit. Thi-s cone-shaped section before the stage had neither seats nor a floor and was m-uddy from a recent rain. Above it and to the front was the stage, with rus'hes on the floor and a blue curtain at the back of it. The play was to be la comedy. At the sides and back were the galler- ries where the wealthier pe-ople sat, the only part roofed in except the stage. But the mufddy condition of the pit did not hinder the play-goers. Though it was only half-past two, the pit was rapidly filling with a noisome crowdg coarse jests went around the pit. Brawling apprenti- ces jostled us about or we stumbled over someone wh-o tired -of standing, had sat down on the plain, h-ome- made stool he had brought with him. Others were standing in groups and discussing the dress of the various nobles as they entered. See, here is the noble count of Wes1tfield, Roger was saying, Look at his velvet ho-se. Methinks they must have cost no petty sum. His Venetian breeche-s must have cost nigh four score pounds. That cloak of his must be slilk. VVhat a sum he must have paid out for it. And his hat, methinkrs, comes from Germ-any. Yes, ,I said scarcely noticing him, and here is our Lord Haldi- mand. His silken trunk-hose must have come from France. Wfould they not look go-od on me, jack? And see his red velvet jacket with its gold braid. If I but had the sum I would have it myself. And with that good r'apier he carries I would champion the queen. You art better off as thou art, if I judge ariigh't, Roger replied, thoughtfully. Here cometh the good Sir Kennebec. His arm he carries yet in a sling from last month's tournament and yon scar on his fface he obtained in the lists. '6lVho is yovn-der noble? queried -lack, His outfit, methinks- Keep thy tongue quiet. They begin. ordered Roger. The crowd grew quiet while the title of the play was announced. The Merchant of Venice. T'hen the play began. A light blue flag was hung to show that it was a day scene and a board, with Venice printed on it in big black letters announced the place. Yon Antonio is not such a bad person, said R-oger, in fact he is an excellent one. He will lose nothing by rash decisions. He is of your own kind, retorted Harry. Unless he presently grows happy he will spoil the wihole play with his sorrow. Gratiano could match twenty of thy Anltoniosf' VVhat of Basfs'anio? I put in. He seems a likeable person. I wfager he is m-ore tlhan a match for thy Gratiano, and Antonio, too. The scene was over a-nd a new board was put up with Belmont printed on it, but the blue flag re- mained. But soon the scene chang- ed to Venice again. A jew. ejaculated I-ack on Shy- lock's appearance. Come, jew out with thy money. Yes, taunted Harry Be not like the rest of thy tribe, dog. or we shfall force thee off the stage. If thou playefst the part better I shall tahink thy beard real. I shouted. In spite of t'he taunts and jeers the play proceeded. The second act was soon begun. Launcelot, in his fool's costume entered amid ' THE COLLECIATE. , - University of Western ntario LONDON, CANADA Arts - Medicine - Public Health DOQUQOQQ QC Q1 Q QUQIDQUQ1PQUQUQUQIEQOQI3QhQl?QOQl'QOQl?-UQllQOQ0' Courses leading to the degrees of B A., B Sc. fin nurisingj, M.A., M Sc., l..l...B., lVl.D , D.P.H., Dr.P H. - General Courses in Arts, with liberal choice of electives in all years. General Course in Secretarial Science. General Course leading to degree of Bachelor of Science in Nur- sing CB Sc.j. I Six-year Course in Medicine. For entrance to the above 'courses at least Complete Pass junior Matriculation is required. ' Honor Courses in Arts leading to Specialist Certificates of the Department of Education of Ontario. Honor Course in Business Administration. Honor Courses in Mathematics and Business ffor Actuariesl, Chemistry and Business, Physics and Business. Honor Course in Science and Medicine combined. For entrance to these four groups of courses Pass funior ,Matriculation and Honor Matr'iculation' in four subjects are required. ' One-year Course in Public Health for graduates in Medicine CD P.H Two-year Course in Public Health for graduates in Medicine fDr P.H.J. One-year Course in Public Health for graduate nurses. Numerous Matriculation and Undergraduate Scholarships. Careful attention is given to the health of the students. For Regular Course, Su-mmer School and Extramural, and Exten- sion Department announcements and information, write: A K. P. R. NEVILLE., Ph. D. Registrar. li il11ilQ ill 1 iii i itlitiillilti Ili 1 I iii 110111111 1. ,. Q4YQ!1QOQlDQUQOQUQUQOQOQUQ it it it it it it in W6 THE co LLEGlATE jokes and jeers. Shylock played his part among taunits and thre-ats. An- tonio was somewhat unerved, Bas- sanio and Gratiano seemed to appeal to the crowd, and Salanio and Sala- rino were treated according to the news they brought. The boy wlho played Portia knew his partwell but the nobles were in a mood to drive Ariragon from the stage. The third act was now over and the sitiage fitted with a few chairs and table to represenit a law-court. Shylock as usual got more than his share of abuse from t'he actors and audience. Come, Jew, shouted Jack take thy money and go. The door is tired of waiting. Hold thy tonguef' Roger order- ed. Antonio speaks. That is right, Gratian'o, I ex- claimed. Drive the dog jew from the placef' Shylock at last left the stage a- mid a din of taunting voices. Portia was cheered and Bassanio com- mianded to give up his ring. At last th-e play ended. It had lasted almost three hours. At once the jostliing crowd rushed for the door, each voicing his opinion of the characters. At lasrt we passed out and immediately set off to the Thames. As we crossed it the sun wias' sinking in the west. The theatres stood out in bold outline against the sunset sky, silent senti- nels of the departing day. THE. COLLEGIATE 107 wgp i? all I Oli DY Then, rising with Aurora's light, The muse inuolzed, set down to writeg Blot out, correct, insert, refine, Enlarge, diminish, interlineg Be mindful, when inventions fail, ' 5' ' Y To scratch your head and bite your nails. O ' XVQNDER Best Poem in the Collegiate Conilvetiticm. Pali' mists of szlvcr- Pale moon of gold- Lozfoof a rnaidvzz Cllarms I mzfoldl Pageauts of color-- Battlcs array-- Hvlmets all fflfaminy- Plume.: all asivay. Pine trees that fcrlzispcr, Dark 'gaiizst the sky- Black seas of Quater- Stars-olz, so lziyli! I lozfe thc old thi-nys Old with decay: I marvel at new things But they pass away. Books that are' yellow- Paizztings all gray:- Brouscs of lzcrocs- ll'ozild that I may Find lzcarfs vase in bvanfy Of Ayres' long past, But-Life is rcality Drcams cannot last! o DUTCH LULLABY Clattcr, clatfrr, flatter, clatfvr, Iflfoodclz slzocs' rome pittcr pattcr Down among the tulips bendilzg In the Land of Happy Endira. l'Vil'l!1iWIill5 play and breezes blow, Happy children come and oo. Stories on liigli their nests are bllllflillfl Illcssagcs to mates tlzey'rf' svzidizm. Blossoms bright and perfume rarv, In tl.i.r land of 5lLI1JlI'lllL' fair. 1 -Swift A udrcy Hammett, Y . Q Marie Thompson, THE COLLEGIATE H ECTO.R'S FAREXYELL TO ANDROMACHE Translating from the Iliad Book YI Line 4-40 Then Heetor 'with the waving erest This hero bold, his wife caressed, Addressed lzer thus: Andromaehe, All this you say is earc for me And great distress, but still mueh more -Would I feel shamed, before The tearriors of Troy, if I Like an Aehaean dog should try To shrink from battle, since my heart Urges me forward-it is my part. For with them I have learned to faee The foremost Greek and keep my plaee. For Priam's honor I defend Illi-ne ofvn besides, 'whate'er the end But I know in my soul the fate Of saered Ilium's towering statef She will lie smoking in the dust. Not for Priam or his people must I fear, nor Heeuba, the Queen, Nor for my brothers to be seen, Though- noble and great, slain by the Not for this though great the fvoe But for you, when some armed host llfill lead you to a foreign post I'Veepi11g as you are taken atvayg All freedom lost upon that day. 1'ou'll be in Argos and your doom To weave another u'oma.n's loom And stern -necessity will 'weigh S0 hard upon you. They 'zeill say Seeing you weep, This teas the rc'-ife Of Hector, most 'valiant in the strife Of all the 'worthy sons of Priam. Fighting before saered Iliumf' lifhen someone will have said this thing-- Then in your heart fresh grief -:ell sprirg For lack of me a man so true To 'ward of slavery from yin: But may a heap of earth be spread To eo-ner me, since I'll be dead, Before your frenzied eries I hear .-ls you are dragged away in fear. fue. o ANSVVER It teas high noon i11 Italy I sat upon a hill I saw the bay, the lovely day I looked and looked,-until, I saw a dozfe 'with searlet wings And there tuitlzin his beak, He held a cocked-hat note, 'tfeas loelcrd lifith green 'wan' on eaeh eheek. I shoke O jolly postman, pray Suspend your flight and rest, And deign to give that letter up, 'Tis I she loves the bestf' x I bribed him with a bit of grain He said his thanks and fled, He feared that he would lose an I opened it and read. hour, 0 MYSELF I have to live 'with myself and so I want to be fit for myself to know, Alteays to look myself straight in the eye. I don't want to stand 'with the setting s-un And hate myself for the things I ae done. I want to 110 out with my head erect, I want to ale'ser'zfe all men's respeetg But here in the struggle for fame and pelf I want to be able to like myself. I don't teant to look at myself and knote That I'm bluster and bluff and empty-sho-:cn I never can fool myself and so lfVhate'zfer happens, I 'want to be Self-respecting and con-science-free. Amlrey llznmnctt. V Ken. Myers. Y Grace Baird, SA Coll lf. X.. THE COLLEGIATE LES REVERIES Dainty, Flfi!ll'Cl'-Sf lll1, Exqzlisite, fragile sta1's--- Slzotv-flakes are softly fvaffefl flofvn To earth. Dl'l1-fl,If'- lt comes lo-night, --Is I rualelz drifting a'orc'n C4lI7'l'I'lll!l the silent sleefillg fatale- The SIIOTU. Starlight To-niglrt-deep hlne l'1'lz'rf skies-gem-sturlfle1l-- CI'l'.fL'FlIf-l7100lI+jC'2l'L'lll'!l, .Yf'UI'h'l1.lljl sumo So 'white. Trvilightg Dusky slzarlowse Purple wil, gently d1'arc'h-- .-I song, a fear, a dream, a fear- Then peace. F. M. H.. X' O MOON MADNESS ll'inal ill- the trees, A moon abozfe pizza? the long low lap of the seas. I must arise to sit on a fork Full in the tilt of the b1'ee::1',' llfind in my hair Spray on my cheek, Moon. madness in my soul. Oh I must arise to stand on a hill Trees swaying Grass playing lVl11d in the trees .-1 moon. above .-Ind the long low lap of the seas. 1 R. Buchan, X O BECALMED Luffed, without breeze On tropical seas, Close onto a fortniglzt she Iiesg And the pitch from the seams Seeps down o'e1' the beams On. our cargo of sweet smelling sf'iee. For a uind 'we all ery, .-ls we helplessly lie On 'waters as smooth as a glass: .-ll-ld trembling we hear Of the fate that looms 'llflll' As the 'water runs lon' in the task. Om' lips parched and cracked! Yes, the 'water we lacked lflfonld be worth all our fargo and more, And 'we hide from the sun lVhe11, our light toil is done, And pray for a 'welvomihgl shore. For a cool steady breeze, lVhite foam on the sms, .4 Cask of elear 'water or ire. For 611611 the skiff Of a reseifing ship l'Ve'd gladly E'.T4.'lIGl1flF all our sfrnx' This rot in the hold That took all our gold To buy from the natives on slore. 'Tis as useless at last As an empty 'zvine Cask, 7 And we loathe its .sweet lvrratlz more and more. Ralph S. Miscncr TI-IE COLLEGIATE. ODE IX OF HORACE See distant lofty Soracte ll ith gleaming snow-capped peakg And yonder groaning forest Under heavy burden weakj .-Ind the flowing water halted By the winter cold and bleak. Heap lzigh the 'wood upon tlze hearth Till a merry flame is fanu'd,' Pour forth, O Tlzaliarehu-s lVith still more generous hand From out rich Sabine 'zvinerjars Choicest wine in all the land. All else that can annoy you now Enttrust it to the gods For once they still the battling 'winds That rend the driven clouds- The cypress will no more be szvayed, Nor the aged ash-trees bowed. For to-morrou s cares let to-morrow care You know you fret in 'z'ain,' lfVhate'er of days the gods mcte out Is counted so much gain. And now my boy, talre this advice li lzich is both wise and sane-. Scorn not the amorous joys That belong to merry youth But eagerly spend tlze days outdoors :Ind the eifenings under the roof: For the dancing floor and lsoary agc Do not agree, in sooth. Mjllfll twiliglzt brings the trysting hour- .-lbove tlze bree:e's murmur Is heard the laughter of the girl Lying hidden in. the corner, ll'ailing for the searching lover lflfho comes with flowers to adorn her. .-1 soft snsurrus in the night- The twilight stillness broken By lo1'e s sweet promise being made In youthful ardourg a token He asks: the bracelet from her wrist Or her fnger-ring is 'taker-1. O SUN Suu- on a rock, gold on the lake, .-1nd I lie dosing The wind calls, the 1c'a'z'cs Call, Yet I lie reposilzg. Ah, the sun's rays creep softly dozen, Covering me zefth a coat of brown, llfind in the leaves, the trees wlrine, The waves call, but dreams are mine. O BEFORE A JUNE EXAM I meant to study lzard that day, But the slry was blue as blue could be, It 'was at day in June your see. The wind bleu' moelcingly in my hair, So what could I do but sit and stare, l'V0l1dC'l'illfl at God's glories there, And dream. O Fhmrcuce Brown, X Rachel Buchan, V R. E. B., V THE COLLEGIATE Ill CI DDDCJ HM lliltl-it has Among the many phases of our school life, physical education, in its ditterent branches. holds a prominent place on our programme. Every year more girls, realizing the great need for a strong, healthy body, are partici- pating in the various activitlies-Basketball, Baseball, Volley Ball, Swimmiin-g and Field Day events. GIRLS' ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION The G. A. A. was elected at the beginning of the IQ28-1929 term to carry on the work in the girls' ath- letics. This year the girls' held day was held independent of the boys' and was a real success. The officers chosen to carry on the work of the G. A. A. this year are as follows: President-Thelma McKay. Vice-Presrldent-Pauline Mills. Secretary-Patsy Collins. Treasurer-Elaine Xlfoodrow. Swimming Curator-Patricia Pal- mer. Basketball Curator-Daisy Rich- ards. Baseball Curator-Velma Kearns. Volley Ball-Marion VanHorne. l'2 TI-IE COLLEGIATE GIRLS' .XTHI,IiTIC EXECUTIVE Standing-Patricia Collins. Yelina Kearns. Daisy Richards. Seated-Thclnia Mcliay tPres.b. Patricia Palmer. Pauline Mills. BASKETBALL To an onloolcer, it might have seemed as though there wasn't going to be much material for a girls' basketball team this' year, since only 4 members of last yearls line-up are still wfith us. Although several of our girls are young, they have had a considerable amount of experience in public schools, which has proven a great advantage. In the line-up we find Captain Daisie Richards, Velma Kearns, Ed- na Laugher, Patricia Palmer, Doro- thy lYilliams, Ruth Forber, Millicent Hall, Hazel Brown, Margaret DeCou, Dorothy Rintoul and Thelma Mciiayg Patsy Collins, Manager. Marjorie Paterson, Madeline Reeves, Mae Kennedy and Dorothy Simpson also deserve credit for their support during practices. This season Sarnia found itself grouped once more with London. The grouping includes London South C. I., London Technical.Schooi London Central C. I., Sir Adam Beck Col. and Sarnia C. I. and T. S. London South vs. Sarnia The first lY.Q.S.S.A. game of the season was staged in London South gym on Saturday, Jan. 10th. The school team played a good game but were unable to check the wild on- slaught of Hazel Cole, the star Lon- don forward. The final score was 33-15 in London's favour. London Technical vs. Sarnia In the London Technical School on Friday, Jan. 25th, a very closely contested game was played before a large crowd of interested spectators. The Sarnia defense line checked the sure shots of the Tech. girls while the forwards piled up the score. The score was tied just as the whistle IDIGXR'-II-I I. London South vs. Sarnia The return game with London South C. I. was played before a mere handful of people on Friday, February Ist. T-he first half score was 6-IO. In the second half Edna THE COLLEGIATE H3 -1 1 f 1 A , U GIRLS, BAblXlLTBALL Tlx.-XM Dorothy lVillia1ns, Edna Laujrher. Ruth Forbes. Margaret iJ6CU1l. Thelma McKay. Yelina Kearn lhirothy Rintoul, Daisy Richards. Hazel Brown, Millicent Hall. Patricia Paliner. Patsy Collins fMgr.5 Laugher relieved Velma Kearns and did good work though she scored no goals. The Score-London 18g Sar- lllfl Tl. London Central vs. Sarnia The Sarnia squad met the London Central sextet for the first time, Friday, Feb. 8th, on the S.C.l. K T.S. During the hrst hallf of the game Dorothy Wfilliams went wild and topped in goal after goal, placing carnia in the lead at half time. llowever, Tim Mcliay and Dorothy XX'illiams were put out of the game because of fouls. They were re- placed by Edna Laugher and Mar- garet DeCou, both of whom did ex- cellent work. The London defense checked more closely while Mary XYong, the fast Londoner, piled up the London Score. Dnce more the . arn'ia C. l. Sz T. S. took the short end with a score of .21-28. Sir Adam Beck vs. Sarnia Sarnia Collegiate girls turned in the surprise of the VV.0.S.S.A. Basketball season on Friday, Feb. 15th, when they stepped into the hitherto unbeaten Beck Collegiate with all enthusiasm and won a 28-26 decision at the Collegiate gym here. From the start Sarnia took the lead and never lost it once throughout the game, the half-time score being I6-IO. The London girls came back into the game with fresh fighting spirit, which kept the Sarnia squad jumping to keep the long end of the score. Dorothy XYilliams' accurate shooting certainly did much in the way of encouraging the defense line: her score alone being in the neiighlborhood of 16 points. Score 26-28. London Central vs. Sarnia In the London Central gym on Friday, Feb. 22nd, the local girls de- feated the Londoners by a score of 23-18. The teams played under the handicap of a substituted referee but turned in a good exhibition of Basketball. The ' leading scorers were: Dorothy Hodgson of London, and Dorothy Wiilliams of bklflllil. Half-time score 10-6 in Sarnia's favour. Final score 23-18. London Technical vs. Sarnia The Sarnia girls turned in one of the best games of the season in their own gym on Friday, March Ist, when they defefated the team from the Technical School. At the be- ll-4 THE CO LL EGIATE ginning of the season these two teams played a tie game, score II-I I. In this game, however, the S.C.l. team kept the long end of the score throughout, with the score 19-I3 in their favour at half-time. Pat Pal- mer played her steadiest game this year but failed to overtake Dorothy lYilliams' high scoring ability. lelelen Mittleholt was the chief scorer for London. Score 29-22. At this time, we. the Basketball team take this opportunity for showing our appreciation toward Miss Robertson, Patsy Collins, and the several other girls who assisted, for the different kindnesses shown towards us this season. O INTER-FORM BASKETBALL- There was keen competition, es- pecially among the lower forms, in the inter-form basketball tourna- ment this season. A better brand is being encouraged than has been formerly played in this particular schedule. The forms which came out on top were: 5th form Coll. for the senior division, and 2C Coll., for the juni-ors. The winning teams: 5th form-Captain Audrey Ham- met, Augora Rollins, Geraldine Steele, Elaine Vtloodrowe, Pauline Mills, an-d Mary Maclntyre. 2C Coll.-Captain Dorothy Cooper, Evelyn Kilbreath, Betty Wfright, Madeline Reeves, XVinnifred Dal- mage and Annie Laurie. FIELD DAY This year the combined field day of the girls and boys was not held as in past years. Owing to rugby practices the boys found it advisable to postpone their events without the spring. The girls, however, decided to hold their events without the boys and amid ideal weather the events were run off. The competi- tion was very keen and interesting. Among t.he events were baseball and basketball throwing for distance, baseball throwing in teams of two, dashes and high and broad jumps. Madeline Reeves of 2A Collegiate carried off the Senior honours with a total of 8 points. Marjorie Pat- terson of 3A Collegiate was the In- termediate Champion and Ettie Rainlsberry of IC Collegiate, Junior winner. O X GIRLS' SWIMMING To swim or not to swim, that is the questionf' Swimming has become one of the outstanding activities of the school and every year this sport is increas- ing in popularity. Although there are no interscholastic competitions in which those interested may take part, yet several aquatic meets are arranged each year. The iirst which officially opened the swimming was held in the fall and the events con- sisted of long, plunge, crawl, breast, back and side strokes, life saving, fancy swimming, diving and free style race. I Patricia Palmer, swimming cur- ator, received her bronze medallion last year. No other girls took life- saving tests. The girls are allowed the use of the pool every Wednesdlay after four and one gym period every two weeks. This work hfas been most profitable in that a great many girls have learned to swim and to receive some knowledge of life-saving. The most efficient of these will form the life-saving team for this year. TI-IE COLLEGIATE II5 ww IAQ? 1 ij fse': 'p f' T7 l ki ', '1':: 5' A.1' ' q The Yqfmng 4 ff 4 1, WT? 1 k i'-i i , ' V N H Q 1 Q 'Q , 8 - aw. : - ww if HM ff- , s f :,,,1. .:,,, ,.,,,l,1., ,1,:,: ,., :., - KT f f r w if fp, 1 gf: 5 X ?' ex X rf XX 'j JK M If 55 : . ' v of ' G Ria lf K A fx 7-,M A 7 dw PE 4,,,f,,, ..f, 5 A 'fl lzl- 5 Sheen? 5 I K 3 . .,AA.- 3 :.: A .,,. . jfif' : i i,,., 1 gl gm My I A ' '::t 'IZZI 1:'V' we I W, .....,..... ,.,gM,.... i. 'A72V -- .A-- 3 :., ..11:Z::.,. . ' ' A - A H 'A '-Q-' 1 iv. W. Y Q N 4:', :IA 'A,., A Zig i' Y V I 4 :: I vzzlli ff 'sb ga: : 1': A ,4,, ,,.,. , .,.,,:.' L ' r W my J , f 3 , 7 'Q lf W. f , , ,1f L :,: - 1 Q--. QAAZV. T ...-,-.: ii J , V25 uzzzit ,, I V in A 1 ':':Q:f , A,. a We -,-:.. . A ,:. , '1 1 '-V- '1f 3 ,, .:., ,,,, IV. , I Q .. .1 v,V. , ,4,,, ,, Z ,,V, - - N . ,,. , P 1 . 1 , ' :?f':7Iv E3: 't 5? .A:' V ... Q v- ..v:2:.,. -. -1 f ' A 5' I '4 - :' M A I , .,,. ..:A:,:. I ,,. , :,: I .:ZZV:A,1::,:V ,t i W V.:Z,,:i , ,.,, ..,1A,V, , Z. A4 1 , ilf ' - ' ' 7 ' Q :: f Ei. , A' .:1 M : fi' l , E ,, ---f f ' , Z vi ,n Jfgiy ,I A V 45 J ' ' f--A-nunnlinlunuri THE coLLEo1ATE giyiuir 11 li 11 10101010 5 Absolutely Dependable g NOW GROWING THE FLOWERS WE SELL E BELL FLOWER Sl-IOPPE I i BELCI-:AMBER BLDG. I H. B. SAVAGE G. H. BARNES ifomxoioicrioiuinioioi 1 QI 1 1 in 1 1 111 1 1 2 yzoiuxoxnio-:menu iq 2 i11lQIQ0llQOQlIifll1ll0lKlil7i0ill1Ui0l1lllbliliibliil 1 2 2 1 1 0 lRWlN'S REPRINTS i of 2 MATRICULATION EXAIVIINATIONS i Sarnia Collegiate Representative Q DONALD w. MCGIBBON, Form v. l , Jean- No, I don't even know youf' . Froggie- That'S alright, I d'on't know you either. .20 W l0Q0.0QOQOQ1IQOQ1lQ0i0lllhllllillYQ0l0l0l0lK7lUlhilil Q ii SA VE S TEFJS BY USING oUR SToRE AS AN ARCADE mon i FRONT TO CHRISTINA STREETS I Q Q SA VE M ON EY ! g BY DEALING WITH US 5 , I The Sarnia Hardware Co. I FRONT TO CHRISTINA STREETS. ' PHONE 680 i c O 0,0l10i0101014D1010Zrbi0gogn14y101cricr1o1 ri xi IWUQ xi 2 ioininingn ll6 THE COLLEGIATE ' Wulf 1 iWl'll llllw Wllll J llll i my :gf by y nfl t' , X - yvlivl, M, y lilly' lfijlfiiliilm lxrxx M.. 'li at i lf ll? llll :'g,l ll fffd mi ,fl W ,lg lilly X, iliyflll mlll ul fl il y lllll H, lil lfwlll ,gift frlll, fl if ' l V ' tw ll 'W'-A 'l1..l1lrlllllLllll.ll tlllh ig gg-' M.. Every year a section of this magazine is devoted to the names of teach- ers and pupils who have left this school from the classes of the preceding year. The columns of this section include the names of pupils who have graduated from the school and have received dip-lomas and also the names of students who for various reasons have been compelled to leave the school before they have finished their course and consequently have received no diplomas. In the past we have called this section the Alumni section of our magazine and the questwivon frequently arises as to what an alumnus really is and what good the alumni are to a Collegiate Institute. In the first place, an alumnus is a graduate, not a student who never received a diploma. -I-le or she is one who has gone through the same trials of school life which the present students are passing through. He or she is one who has toiled at the same mathematics, the same old Caesar, the same mechanics and book-keeping, and above all has survived and conquered them, a fact which makes us lo-ok to them as models. An alumnus knows just what the S.C.I. and T.S. is like. He perhaps has played for the colours on the foot- ball field, the basketball court or on the ice. She sometimes upheld the honour of the school in Girls' Athletics and all have lost at least some breath in cheer- ing and encouraging our teams to victory. The happy moments they spenit under this roof, 'to them, are things of the past and they have gone from the halls of the S.C.I. and T.S. to re-enter as students no more. They are now men and women of the world, and to-day, on the Pacific or on the Atlantic, in distant Asia or South America there are ones, perhaps, who are thinking of bygone days at the Sarnia Collegiate. How many faces would we know if a group picture of the graduates of the Sarnia Collegiate was placed before us? Very few. VVhy should we as students of the school be so distant towards those that have been here before us, and vxthy should they be so distant to us when there is every reason for our friendly and brotherly relationships? VVould it not be for our own beneii-t to form a plan to bring the Alumni and the present stud-ents more closely together? The fact that so many years have gone by since the S.C.I. Alumni Association was a reality is a stumbling block in the effort to enlist the suppfort of the many graduates. The only way that offers any possibi'lities is- to unite the Alumni again through the columns of this magazine. In an eifort to start a movement which, it is hoped, will be continued in years to come, we have asked two former members of our school to write letters for our Alumn-i section this year. B-oth of these contributors were leading students in their respective years and the success which has followed both of THE. COLLEGIATE ll7 them since their graduation from the .Collegiate is a source of pride to the school. It is hoped that these letters will reach many members of the Alumni and serve as an impetus for bringing about a closer relationship between the present students and theAlumni. IO Trowbridge St., Cambridge, Mass., 'Feb. 27, 1929. Dear S. C. I. Students: 'Ilhe request for a message for the schfool magazine finds me stranded with a positive desire to say some- thing but with no indication as to what to say or how- to say it. To use a foot-ball metaphor, I am in the embarrasing position of having to buck the line without having re- ceived any signals. Accordingly, if I tend to run amuck, head the wrong directi-on, and make litltle yardage, you muslt make allowances for-my dilemma. In the days when as a struggling edit-or of your publication, I timidly solicited c-ontributions from distant graduates to fill the gaping columns of the Alumni section. it seemed to be an understood thing that a letter from an alumnus sh-ould have several stock ingredients. Primarily, such a letfter was expected to report the whereabouts and the glorious a- chievements Cthey seemed rarely to be commonplacej of those graduates who had gone confidently fortlh to the trifling task of whipping the world of commerce to its knees or who were wrestling with academic bfogies in whatever greatest uni- versity in the worldn they had hap- pened to choose. ' My sole contribution to alumni personals musft be the mention of Mrs. Fred Sparrow, formerly known as Nan Gabler, who is married to a prominent Instructor in Chemistry here at Harvard. As far as I know she iS the only other recent graduate of the 'S.C.I. in New England. Of my present fashion in uni- versities I need say little. I was de- lighted to find that here at Harvard, where academic standards are prob- ably more rigid than at any other place on the continent, Canadians and degrees from Canadian uni- versities are held in high repute. The Chairman of Harvard's renown- ed Englislh Department is an En- glishman who lived in Canada for many years, and the staff list of the 'English Department is typical of the whole university in numbering several Canadians amongstrits noted professors. Boston seems almost half-full of Canadians and the regard in which one is held, on the state- ment of such citizenship increases the natural pride one has in being a Canadian. H Another age-old device of the Collegiate alumnus letter was the fhark backu device which, commenc- ign with Now when I was at the S.C.I. -,would not only exalt the customs of other days but also loud- ly lament the sorry pass to which school alifairs had come at the time of writing. I can easily fulfil the requirements of the formerifor as I sit here in an educational centre on the Atlantic seaboard with a New England snowstorm whirling out- side my window, my memory spans both distance and time to return to Ontario football lields. Literary Society platforms, all-night sessions editing The Collegiate , the pomp of Cadet Inspection, championship, receptions, D.M. , Davy Corcoran, Miss Storey, and a number of be- loved figures who have slipped into the impenetrable shadows- But I must check the rush of im- ages and force myself to a reali- zation that what 'means the joy of re-living those days to me can mean nothing more than the mental vag- aries of another old-timer to you. And I fear that I am to be denied even the denuciatory roleg for the only data concerning the old school which a prolonged ab-sence from my home town has allowled me-tihe news of another football champion- ship and evidence of real zeal by your magazine officials in ferrett-ing me out and in eloquently demanding H8 THE CO LL EGIATE this letter-seems to indicate that the questionable pleasure of scolding is to be denied me. The other duty which the older alumnus seemed to think himself bound to fulfil was that of attempt- ing to say something tremendously important in the way of moral coun- sel. It often consisted o-f little but stereotyped exhortations, full of sound, sometimes even of fury and signifying little to impatient youth. XVe tolerated such advice but were vastly bor-ed and privately cynical about it all. Had we been a few years' older we should have felt sympathy for the aim, even if the execution was poor. It would be easy to slip into su-ch a sermon now. I don't intend to, but, in looking back at Collegiate life, I can remember times when to certain individuals a word of en- couragement would have checked despondency or bolstered up a re- solve which faltered 'because the boo-st was missing and to such indi- viduals, who belong to every group in every age, I swhould like to write a few words of optimistic encour- agement. The jargon of boxing writers has giveen us a picturesque expression to describe the fighter who, weary and dazed with the force and the number of blows he has received, still struggles doggedly and, keeping his feet, refuses to take the count,- he is called punch-drunk . The ex- pression is a colourful one and ap- plicable to many of the experiences of life outside of its narrow use in the world of sport. Too many of us become punch- drunk by the discouragements and the crowding doubts of years at the Collegiate age-an age that is pack- ed with vexing question marks. Wli-ith too many, lack of confidence in ability to weather a storm of blows sets in before the fight has well commenced. If you're punch- drunk from dejection because you have just missed making the team. if, despite the fact that you've work- ed consfc.ient.iously for that last ex- am, you're just under the line, if the vote is against you for a position you wanted, keep your feet and struggle to avoid the count. T'he fight will be that much easier if you remember that every one of you has an important nic-he in the world. If you are primarily a man of action, you can become one of t'he bulwarks of a community and of a nation and have a spotlight role in an age of progress which puts a premium on action. If you are prfi- marily a dreamer, remember that the ability to dream is one of the greatest helritages of you-th and that some day one of t'hose dreams of yours may give to the world a new image of beauty or of service which will have justified your existence. And if you combine both vision and action in strong degree, you are a darling of the gods, of such stuff as conquerors are made and few of tfhe pinnacles of life will prove too steep for you to scale. Vflfy vague generalization in cramped space but written with t'he hope that two types of s-tudenits wihich I have in mind may use it as fuel to the flagging fires of personal ambition. VVhat st'arted out with the intention of being a rambling and discursive chat has somehow assumed a note of high seriousness and I must stop before I am labelled with the dreaded title of sermon- izer. But before I l-eave you and commence a gruelling struggle to discover whether the Vulgar Latin Pretonic Vowel a produces in the 13th Century Picard dialect any- thing else besiides a pain in the head, let me wish for yo-u and the S.C.I. and T.S. one of the best wishes in my power-that th.is year may prove one of the happiesit in the long list of fruitful years which are the boast of a distinguished school. Cordially yours, Theodore F. M. Newton. THE COLLEGIATE H9 Dear Collegiate: For the second t-ime since mv graduation six years ago, from S.C.I. and T.S., I have been honoured with an invitation to write a few lines to the Collegiate , and I am very happy. You know one does not like to feel that he has developed, too completely, t-he earmarks of a has been ! And it is most difficult to avoid that feeling when he knows that he is a has been , not only from his Collegiate but from his University as well, and when Alumni letiters and magazines are pouring in upon hi-m from High School and Universfity and Fraternity. He nevertheless, rebels against being pushed too far back upon the s'helf. Thus, to have an opportunity to write to the ','Co1legiate again, is to h-ave the occasion for calling up a train of happy memories, which is the best antidote for disgruntled feelings and mental wrlinklels of which I have any knowledge. Vis- ions of events an-d incidents, of per- s-onages and characters c-ome tumbling in riotous confusion one upon the other. Battles royal in the gymnasium or the pool, battles wordy in trhe corner of the L-ibrary or the Executive Room of the Sen- ior Literary Socie-ty, battles hectic when we tried to appear perfectly calm about that announcement we were to make from the platform at Assembly that morning-all these re-crea-tfe tlhemselves in imagination and give one a fellow-fee-ling with those who are engaging in the same battles to-day. But memories do not bring to mem-ber-s of the Alumni any greater happiness than t-he reports they con- stantly receive of the success of the present pupils of S.C.I. and T.S. in the various spheres in whuich they themselves f-ormerly lalboured. Our congratulat-ions are extended to the Foowtlball Team of '28. Their a- chiement was nothing if noft m'ar- vellous. And we applauded the suc- cess attained in every other branch of activilty-athletic, literary, mu- sical and theatrical. Best of all, the academic, which is the very raison d'e'tre of the school, has not been sacrificed in the interests of any of the other spheres. VVe congratulate the 'S'tl.1ClC1'1tS'b upon their enviable showing of the last few years and look forward with sure confidence to the results of the present year's work. This first opportunity of formally congratulating Mr. F. C. Asbury up- on h1s a-ppointment as principal must not be lost. To those who had the honour to sit under his tutorship in Old Upper School Room the news of his appointment came as no surprise. Many rerum under 3? felt that it was in natura and the success of the school his guardianslhip has, once again, vindicated the wisdom of the Board of Education of our city. The Alumni are, however, most deeply interested in tho-se members Jinitiative. of S.C.I.8zT.S. who, within a few months, will join the ranks of grad- uates. We trust that the majority will be able to continue their educa- tion at University. Of necessity some will not be given the opportun- ity. Bu-t it is to be hoped that no one who has the opportunity will make tfhe great error of treating it lightly or thoughtlefssly casting it aside. First of all, then, we 'shall take it for granted that you have 'taken your Fifth Form work. Do not make the mistake of not taking it. And, while you are there, do learn to be your own tutor. It will help you over many a rough spot in your early University years, when you are thrown quite upon your own Now you are ready to choose your University. Do not be alarmed by the Chinese-Puzzle like c'haracter of the syllabusesl They really are quite sane! Each University has what might be called its prize facul- ty-Medicine or Artis or Science- and, financial consi-derations permit- ting, it is a good policy, I believe, to choose the college whose special fac- ulty is the on-e in which you propose IZO? T Ha E c o LLEGIATE to receive the training for your chosen profession. But before all else we must recog- nize that Universities and Higher Education are bound up with one of the greatest economic problems of t'he day, viz. t'he over-ipopulatciion of the professions. The facts are brief- ly these: t'he desire for Higher Edu- cation and the prosperity Wfhich will permit it have become so Widespread that t'he Universities of Canada are over-crowded. It follows t-hat the governing bodies can nlow afford to be selective. Tuituion fees have been raised in many colleges and the stand-ard of academic proficiency has been elevated repeatedly. These are just defenesive measures which have been adopted in an effort to re- lieve the acuteness of the economic problem. The point of it all is just this-the Universities have become Qand are becoming increasingly more sol places for YX'orkers and XYorkers only. If you will permit a vulgar expression, it is the man or woman who produces the goods , academically who remain at the Uni- versity. The others beco-me what are humorously known as Christ- mas Gr'aduiates . The splendid a- cademic standard of S.C.l.8zT.S.. strictly lived up tfo, will preclude the possibility of the fawilure of any graduate to meet the challenge of the modern University. It is our earnest hope that every prospective graduate will keep these facts be- fore his mind's eye when the time comes for him to step out into the next lap of the Great Academic Ad- venfture. lVith best wishes for the con tinued success of t-he whole student body, and for the success of this year's Collegiate , I am Yours very cordially, R. C. BROXYN. Theology '28, McGill. Nil WW? XS Z, X if S'i Nnr'sv 'tx ,,.,- 'fx'-'-N U l U1 .jwf V r l A 'N Om TI-IE COLLEGIATE l'2l This year it was t'hought advisable to make a distinction between those who have received their diploma and the others who failed to complete their course. It is only reasonable that such a distinction should be made because the s-tudent wfho receives a diploma has achieved somethinig not only for him- sellf but also for the school. As stated before, an alumnus is a graduate, not one who has never received a diploma. To those whose names appear below we wish you every success in the future and may the memories of the Sarnia Collegiate be treasured ones in your new walks of life. We are sorry tfo say that four teachers who were on the staff for 1927-28 hiave left the school. . Miisis Niclhol, now Mrs. C. C. Bale, is making her home in Hamilton. However, the other three former members of the staff are following their vocation: Mr. Voaden in Toronto, Mr. Greenleaf in Belleville, and Mr. E. H. Graham in Perth. f As in previous years our school is well represented at the Normals. Tfhose attending this school in London are: Lila NVilson, Ruth Tennant, Florence VVellingto-n,'Gladys Chowen, Charles Phelps and Margaret Maitland. Frances Peach is going to the Hamilton Normal. At t'he University of Toronto are Neal Nlfatson, Shirley Logan and Alva Elford. A Westerii University has claimed Louise Dawson, Dorothy Richards and Arthur Kewley. I Dwight Simmons is the sole representative of last year's Fifth,' at Queen's University. P I Continuing their studies at the University of Detroit are Michael Mercurio and Philip Blundy. Margaret Simpson is attending McDonald Hall. Henry Soutlh is working in Niagara Falls, N.Y. Annie Leslie, now Mrs. Benson, is residing in Detroit. Raymond Mulligan is working at the Pere Marquette. Charles Richards and Thomas Laurie are both at the Laidlaw-Belton Lumber Co. Doniald Rose is working for his father. K-arl E. VVise and Byron Spears are working in Pontiac, Mich. Frances Kane has been working at the Canadian Observer Office since the closing of school last -lune. Glen Finch and Mervin Bury are attending the Sarnia Business College. Edith Waghioriie eis teaching music. Mary Cobban is clerking at The XV. B. Clark Co. James Richards is the ice-cream maker at the City Dairy. Clifford Frayne is in XYindsor. Beelrltha Lewis is continuing her studies at the Port Huron Junior College. Helen Vollmer is working at Mueller's. Grace Bates is the Bookkeeper in Parson's Fair. Marjorie Crees is working in the office of Dr. Hughes. Bill Ewener is Workiing at the Imperial Oil Ltd. l22 THE COLLEGIATE Jean Millman is at the Bridge Works. Lawrence Cragg is at tlhe Osfhiawa Collegiate Institute. Helen Smith is in Huntley's B-akery. e A-s nurses-in-training are Dorothy Stratton in Grace Hospital, Detroit, and Doris Woodvvark in Ford Hospital, Detroit. ' Margaret Germain is in the C.N.R. office. Howard Porter is working at Ingerso.ll's Drug Store. Margaret Hunter ils at the Metropolitan. jack MclVatters is working at the Lambton Motors, Vera Marsh, Marie Croxford and Joyce Genner are working at the Bell Telephone. VVinn1ifred Thompson is working in the Public Library. Alfred Gravelle is working fo-r his father. Glen McPhail is in t-he banking business. Morris Edginton is working for Chester VVoods. - Blake Hargin is-at the C.N.R. Th-ose wfho are merely -hanging around home are: Charles VVray, Vida Simpson, Lenore Drury, Estella Campbell, Mel'ba Morris, Keith Leekie Douglas Hosie, Rultih Taylor Kitty Summers, John lVag'horne, Mary Miners, R. K. Milliken, Muriel Hillier, Evelyn MacDonald, Helen Anderson, Freda and Hazel Davidson, VVil'bert Clark and Ruth Hicks. O To those who were not so fortunate in receiving your graduation diplomas or were compelled to leave scho-ol before your course was completed we also extend our best wishes for your future success and happiness. Attending private schoo-lws in Toronvto there are Joan Wfhitling at Bishop Strachan School, and Ruth Wfaitsovn at Branksome Hall. At Business College are Myrtle Thorner, Roswald Strain, Gladys Poore, Annie McKenzie, Sailor Brown and Max Gough. Violet Harwiood is employed at the Bell Telep'hone Co. Working in hospitals are Dorothy VVolsey in the Strathroy Hospital, and Lillian Ewener in H-otel Dieu, VVindsor. Fred Wfellington is at Ontario Agricultural College. Veronica Heffron returned to the Separate School this fall. Lorenzo DeCfou is attending the Seminary at Aurora, Ontario. Some are working in drug storesPClemen-t's, Fred Waller, Mc- Gib'bon's, Edmun'd Cooper. Douglas Burwell, Gertrude Brown, Phyllis Phillips, Evelyn llvlilliken are at the Metropolitan. g Freida Hallam and Vera Hoskins are employed by F. VV. W'oolwort.h Sz Co. . Muriel Hillier and Jean Craig are at Loblaw's. Hildla Hunter is in the Sun Life Insurance Office. Maurice Hawkins is at the C.N.R. Station. THE COLLEGIATE l2i3 At St. Petersburg, Florida, VVinnifred Shepherd is studying Art, while her sister, Lillian, is attending Jr. College. VV. I. Ross is working for the Bridge VVorks. George Harris is now an experienced salesnran witlh Carson Land. Jim Simmons is working at Mueller's. Myrftle and Marjorie Peach are now at a Hamilton Collegiate. Jelan Merrison is studying at the Petrolia High School. A number of boys are becoming bankers-Stewart McKenzie at the Bank of Montreal, Harold Chambers at the Bank of Toront'o, and John Simmons at the Rioyal Bank of Canada. Nancy Stewart is in Dr. Bayne's office. John Lewis is working with h-is father. Marjorie Harte' is living in Sudbury. Wilton Day is living in Flint, Michigan. Leona Houser is at t'he Liberal Clothing Store at Pont Huron. John Rollins i-s employed at the Liquor Store. Stewart Phillips is an office-boy at the Imperial Oil. John Wocker is at Lyon's Tailoring Store. Stanley Brookes is at Barge's Dry Cleaning Plant. Eunice Hart is t'he stenograp'her for Dr. Calvert Carruthers. Leone D. Glass is in the Office of the Nation-al Dent'ist's, Port Huron. Audrey Vanderveer is working in the Olympia. Marjorfie Tate is bookkeeper at the Agnew Surpass Shoe Store. Harold Middleton is at t'he Imperial Oil Co. Harvard Shafer is working in Storey's Tobacco Store. Marjorie Swainson is working at the Fence Co. Of lfafst year's clla-sse-s a great many are to be found at home-Ruth Stevenson, Zola May Sm'it'h, M. M. Round, Harold Payne, Wm: Morton, Jean McFee, Jacquelline MacDonald, Eilleen Logan, Florence ilxingdom, Mary Kershaw, Malcolm Hossie, Charles Duncan, Irene Dr-ury, Victoria Down, R. Douglas, Paul Bradley, Dorothy Aslett, May Allison, J. l. Allan, Grace Nix, and Celia Dietrich. Junior Couse is at the Bridge VVorks. Kathleen Garvie is in 'training in Grace Hospital, Detroit. -O B H Cloth lllthr Silk Clamauk I--Kc YM! IV Ju-'II ' wg: dvwnd lg uf yu with - ff if f .. - E ,X L 'Ff f -11. THE COLLEGIATE THE COLLEGIATE l25 ROSS WILFRED GRAY, lVl.P. DOLLY HO of us was not pleased to hear of Dolly's election by ac- clamation to the Dominion Parlia- ment early this year?' Our feeling of pleasure was tempered. however, by regret that this new success would make it necessary for him to retire as active coach of our Senior Rngby Team. XVe regarded this announcement as inevitable, but we nevertheless were very sorry to hear Dolly officially confirm it at the Team's Banquet at the Blue Xliater lim. on January 26. lt is a great loss to the School generally and Rugby especially, but we are all one in wishing him every success in his new career. YVe cling to the hope, though, that he will continue as coach in an honorary capacity. lf his success at the school can be taken as a criterion, Dolly is assured beforehand of a brilliant future. His record has been an enviable one- one that will not be equalled any- where. ln the five years since 19.24, when he became coach on -lack New- ton's retirement, he has guided his teams to five XYossa Championships four Ontario finals, one Ontario Championslhip and one Dominion Championshlip. This is indeed a mark for his suc- cessors to aim at. The teams were not ready-made either: they had to be built up and welded together by good coaching and wise leadership. Toronto and Hamilton opponents in those years will tell you that, win or lose, Sarnia Cl and T.S. had a te-am worthy of the name. Dolly has done more than this though. ln those five years, he has come into the closest contact with probably a hun- dred boys. Into each of these boys he has installed his own'creed-to play the game fo-r the game's sake- to play hard yet cleanly-to work with the others and work the best- to always hold up the traditions of the Old School and win well or lose gamely-in other words to be a true sportsman. If Dolly has succeeded in doing this, and we feel he has done it, he has indeed achieved his aim. So well has this end been ac- complished that. at the annual ban- quet, Mr. John DeGruchy stated that Sarnia C.I. teams had the repu- tation of being the most gentle- manly bunch of players in the OR. FU., while Jerry Goodman declared that in three years of refereeing, he had yet to see a Sarnia player pull a deliberately shady play. Dolly's efforts have been well rewarded. There is no boy who has not bene- fited from his experience on the team because of this contact with his coach. Each boy who has had this good fortune has felt this, and been proud of his association with Dolly. The contact has been close. very close indeed. with many trying circumstances and critical moments, but both boys and coach have come through firmer friends. VVe boys all feel, in fact, that we have gained a real friend, to whom we can al- ways go to claim friendship's due. Dolly may have retired, but to us he is still, and always, Coach , and we feel the richer for our acquaintance with him. Vfe know his aim has been to make good sportsmen of us. and we feel ourselves that he has accomplished this. His influence will go beyond the gridiron too, just as we feel Dolly meant it to. These principles, which he has taught us in Rugby, applied to Life will make Life better because of them. XYe all have a most profound re- spect for The Coach . His even- tempered, kindly, helpful leadership and instruction has been a good ex- ample for harmony in the team. Commands have been requests, the purpose of which has always been apparent. In our chalk-talks and g:.Ui0Ql if ll Q Q! l if Q Q QI 1011920 THE COLLEGIATE E.fa--I-1iq-I--2---I-MB--I-0--1--I-0--f-fi I The King lVl1ll1ng Co. i LIMITED Q Sarniafs Oldest Industry- Q Milling Flour I I ! Q Since l845 ! I ! ! t ! ! ! I ! ! ! ! ! ! - Our Brands - ! ! ! g WHITE SATIN-Pastry Flour. Q S ! Q BONNIE DooN-Bread Flour. Q I I i THE QUEEN-Blended Flour. A i gg. 'i INGERSOLUS DRUG STORE liUl0l0i0lUilIl0i0Q0l0QUi1 Agents for Wlaterniaifs IDEAL FOUNTAIN PENS NEILSON CHOCOLATES YVe make a specialty of Developing and Printing Phone 66 We Deliver. Ml QUQUQUQI Jai DQUQUQUQT lngersoll's Drug Store Front St. Sarnia 9 0 Ozoxioioiuioioir iuimxioiuioioi 0,0 ozomioinioiui 1 ll ri Zuinioioi Pat Palmer- Say, don't you raise your hat to a lady? Dinty- Yeh, bring one around and I will. 9 090 I i I Q Thousands of Canadians have g been helped along the Road to i Prosperity by our exceptionally C A attractive policies. Be like the 5 Best. Insure with ! . , I ! I The Canada l..1fe I Assurance Co. COLINC'0'NEIL,Dist. Mgr. I i I I l i l5l N. Frontvst. Phone l70l i QQIQKIQIIQKDQIIQKPQKDQK QUQUQ QDQOQK 0:9 C il7i0i0iUi0l014lll QUQOQ -U Azinria Zinn li0lOl0ll!10iUl0i QUQUQH-' BUSINESS MEN'S LUNCH QUIET QUICK EFFICIENT UQ! ll QUQOQK Q QKTi0iUQ QUQ Phone I34 l63 Front St. 0:0101 2 io: 2 3 30101011202 CDlllillilJill!Yi0QOQOQOlUi0i i I26 g THE co LL EGIATE conferences there was no blustering, no threat-s of dire consequences to follow failure, only advice given in a quietly optimistic and confident ma-nner which never failed to pro- duce in us a feeling of faith in our- selves and in our coach. More than one game was won for this very reason, and, during the who-le season our strivings and ambitions were really for but one reason-Dolly. For the sake of members of those teams yet to be, we sincerely hope that he will find time to act as hon- orary coach. NVe feel certain that he Will, for, if the truth be known, we think Dolly Gray cannot help but be Where Rugby is. Dolly was no stranger to the S.C.I. when he became coadh. He had graduated from the old London Road School in 1916, to go Overseas in the Artillery as a mule-d'river- preparing, no doubt, for his activities as a Rugby coach. Returning, he attended Osgoode Hall and Harvard Law School, eventually finding his O way back to Sarnia to practise law, where for the last few years he has been a partner in the firm of Cowan, Cowan and Gray. At school Dolly played Rugby and Baskelt-ball and later on found leisure from his busi- ness to play Rugby, Baseball and Tennis. When playing Rugby be- came too strenuo-us, he took to coaching, and he has been heard to say that he made a bad choice. He is still continuing his habit of an- nexing championships at the Sarnia Tennis Club, where he is highest ranking player. If politics is con- sidered a game, Dolly is no tyro in that sphere either, as he served on the local Board of Education from IQ24 to 1927, being chairman in the latter year. For many years Dolly has been an active member of the VVest Lambton Liberal Executive and he has reaped his well-earned reward in being given his party's nomination. VVe extend to him our heartiest congratulations and best wishes. ara-4' is me .. Tl-IE. COLLEGIATE l27 X ' - i . 0 - .Io . see G , if rr f ?s T The institution of sports was intended by all governments to turn of the thoughts of the people from busying themselves in matters of state. -Addison. O The fall of IQ28 adds another rich plume to the history of the Sarnia Collegiate in the sphere of athletics. After tive years when we saw success slip through our fingers as we seemed on the verge of victory, only to lose on account of the breaks'l, we have captured the supreme laurels in Collegiate football. Vile have won the XV.O.S.S.A. championship in rugby for the fifth year in succession and have crowned this achievement by winning the Inter- scholasftic championship and as a result we have been proclaimed t'he Inter- scholastic Champions of Canada. Unfortunately, on account of the lack of a good rink and a coach. our hockey team was forced to accept defeat at the hands of the XYind'sor-YX'alker- ville Collegiate. Thus we lose possession of t'he Free Press Trophy that our team won last year. Our basketball team attempted a determined come-back under the direction of Mr. Keeber and succeeded in defeating our annual rival, Strath- roy. However, we lost to a much superior team, London Central Collegiate, in the neX't round. As usual, track and field evenitrs continue to be our back number al- though t'he y'ounger pupils, under the direction of Mr. Payne, are showing some promise. All we can do is to lie back and hope that the future will bring something brighter and more encouraging. Lasft year the school attempted something new in rugby training when they inaugurated spring training for our rugby aspirants. A large number of veterans and rookies turned out and the coaches were permitted to form an estimate on t'he number of players available for next fall. The training season began s-oon after the school opened in the fall and a large number answered Captain Fraser's call for the first practice. 128 TI-IE COLLEGIATE BOYS, ATHLETIC EXECUTIVE Hr. Kccber. Norman Patterson l'Pres.U. Bill XXvillIZll'l'lS, Ralph Nisencr SENIOR FOOTBALL S. C. I. 8: T. S. 14-Old Boys' 19 This year the annual Old Boys' game was played at the Athletic Park before the largest crowd that ever witnessed this pre-season eve11t. Bot-h teams played smart football throughout and found no difficulty in ploughing through each other's line or rounding t'he ends for sub- stantial gains. The school team's end runs were working smoot'her than those of the graduatese al- though Johnny Manore on the Old Boys' half line made t-he longest run of the game. Howard Carter's punting was one of the features of the game and his towering hoists had the school's backs continually on the alert. G. Paterson, George Clark and Moore shared the kicking duties for the school. Contrary to custom, the Old Boys' presented the best conditioned team in years and the customary lapses for repairs were not as noticeable as in former years. S. C. I. 8: T. S. 46-Stratford C. I. 0 This year our team was grouped with St. Thomas. On Oct. 13th our team journeyed to Stratford to play the iirst game. This was the lirst ti111e th-at Stratford had ever en- gaged a Sarnia Team in football and our team certainly lived up to tradi- tion and showed the handful of fans present why t'he name of Sarnia and victory go hand in hand together. One minute after the kick-olif, G. Paterson went over for a touchdown and from then on the issue was never in doubt. The Stratford team had the right spirit but seemed to be lacking in the knowledge of the liner points of the game. S. C. I. 8: T. S. 13-St. Thomas 5 On Saturday, Oct. 20th, our team engaged St. Thomas in the annual gridiron classic of the XY.O.S.S.A. season. XVith memories of the ti- tanic struggle of the previgus year there was a large crowd on hand. The game, however, was very rag- ged and both teams were guilty of much fumbling. Offensively and defensively the S.C.l. were the su- perior but lost many chances to score by inopportune fumbling. In the first period, Twaites. and Norm Paterson scored touchdowns for the school and Clark added two more points on rouges. In the seco11d half the Saints came back stronger and held the champions at bay. In the third quarter our safety men were guilty of three fumbles in a row and St. Thomas secured posses- sion on our line. On the t-hird down Carter hurdled over for a touc'h that was unconverted. The Sarnia team held the upper hand in plunging and kicking throughout the whole game and only errors on their part kept the score down. THE COLLEGIATE l29 S. C. I. 8: T. S. 15-St. Thomas C. I. 0 Cn Saturday, Oct. 27t'h. our team realized the ambition that all Sarnia teams have been striving for since 1922: that was to beat St. Thomas on their own field. How well they accomplished that feat is indicated in the score. The game was played in a drizzling rain and although con- ditions were bad, both teams showed a marked improvement in form from the poor exhibition of the previous Saturday. Sarnia started off strong and scored six points in the first half on rouges. St. Thomas began to show the efifects of the strenuous play in the third quarter and Sarnia worked the ball down the field to the Saints five yard line from where L. Paterson easily went over for the only touch of the gamer The Saints were at a disadvantage in the last half when Carter, their clever half. was forced to retire owing to an injured leg. The work of the Sar- nia line was especially good in this game as St. Thomas were unable to move the yard-sticks once from the scrimmage. , S. C. I. 8: T. S. 66-Stratford C. I. 0 Our team indulged in a light work out with the Stratford C. I. on Nov. 3rd and as the score indicates our team refused to take the matter lightly as all good sportsmen should under the circumstances and pro- ceeded to score as many points as the officials thought proper. Misner lead all comers with four to his credit and G. Paterson was a close second with three. Twaites, Moore, VanHorne and Fraser were the other nota'bles quilty of making life miserable for the Stratford boys. Fortunately, the crowd was in a ve-ry sympathetic mood for the occa- sion and took the part of the Strat- ford team. Robertson and DeMil1e were the best for Stratford and the latter player deserves much credit for his plucky playing and tackling. S. C. I. 8: T. S. 29-Galt C. I. S The first game of the VV.O.S.S.A. finals was played on Thanksgiving Day in Sarnia with Gal-t. A cold windy day kept the attendance down somewhat but notwithstanding t'here was a good crowd on hand. Sarnia won because they were quick to take advantage of the high wind that was blowing down the field. Almost three minutes after the game had started, Charlton intercep- ted a wild Sarnia pass and quickly romped over the line for a touch- down. This only served as an in- centive to our team, however. and they proceeded to march down tie field to Galt's ten yard line where Moore caught a perfect onside from Twaites to tie the score. In tfie second quarter Sarnia took full ad- vantage of the wind and by half time had scored nine more points by this means. Both teams fought in a deadlock in the third quarter al- though Sarnia missed many chances to score. G. Paterson opened the final stanza with a 45 yard run to Galt's five yard line from which N. Paterson went over for a touchdown on the next play. D. McGibbon also scored a touch in the last few min- utes of play when he dribbled a Galt fumble over the line. s. c. 1. at T. s. is-sau ci 1. 2 The final game of the XY.O.S.S.A. series was played in Galt on Satur- day. No. 17th, under ideal football conditions and on the best field our team played on during the whole year. The Galt team showed a marked reversal of form from that of the previous game and for the first half proceeded to make things miserable for our team who s.howed the effects of the long train ride. MacIntosh at quarter for Galt was particularly aggressive and in the first five minutes he kicked two rouges for Galt. l-lowever, the coaches gave our team a severe reprimanding at half time and even threatened to put on uniforms and take- part themselves. Our heroes I30 THE COLLEGIATE however, did not not take kindly to what they con-sidered a slur on their playing ability and proceeded to settle down in earnest and sihow the Galt people what blood-thirsty in- dividuals t'hey were and twice in succession they marc-hed down the field and L. Paterson and N. Pater- son hnislhed the assault by plunging over for touchdowns. Moore added to t'he scoring column for Sarnia by kicking two rouges. The Galt fans evidently saw the fire in our warriors' eyes for they attempted to appease their anger by presenting Bill Twaites with a basket of flowers at half time but t'he Blue and l1Vhite refused to be affected and the Galt team was forced to stop t'he game several times in the last half to call out the first aid section and carry off the wounded. ' S. C. l. 8z T. S. 13-Bloor C. I. 0 On Saturday, Dec. I, at Varsity Stadium and before a crowd of al- most 5000 fans the S. C. I. realized their ambition and the goal that they have been striving to for the last five years. It was a brilliant and happy ending to the season in which our team never suffered de- feat in a regular game. It was the teamwork and machine-like pre- cision of their plays that brought the decisive victory to Sarnia. The faultless catching and open field running of G.. Paterson and Moore, and the two field goals of the latter were the bright spots of the game. In Louie VVettlaufer, the Bloor team presented the best kicker the Sarnia team ever met and although he was watched closely on fake kicks he was always dangerous. Sarnia opened the scoring in t'he hrst quar- ter when Moore sent a perfect drop- kick through the bars. Sarnia moved the yard-sticks many times through the running of Fraser and the strong plunging of L. Patterson, N. Paterson and Misner. The Blue and Wlhite were on Bloor's ten yard line when the half time whistle ro'b- bed them of a sure touchdown. Early in t-he third quarter Moore duplicated his previous feat and add- ed tlhree more points with a drop- kick from the fortylyard line. A few minutes later Fraser carried the ball to Bloor's five yard line from ,where VanH'orne went over for the only touch of the game. Bloor was dangerous in the last quarter and the ball wa's in Sarnia territory most of the time mainly through the kick- ing of Wet-t'laufer. Several times Sarnia was on their goal line in this quarter but they managed to kick the ball out of danger and McGibbon and Stubbs following down fast pre- vented the Bloor backzs from running the ball back any disftance. Sarnia became aggressive again and were beginning another march down the field when the whistle blew and t-he Blue and Wfhite were t'he Inter- scholasftic Champions for 1928. FOOTBALL NOTES To attempt to thank everylbody who have given assistance to the team this year would necessitate an all too lengthy list for the columns of Uhis publication. Therefore we will cover a wide range in one step and express our sincere thanks to all who in any way, however great or small, helped to make t'he season of 1028 a memorable one in the annuals of S. C. I. Sz T. S. football. To the Board of Education who never fail to give their whole-heart- ed support to our rugby team, we thank not only on behalf of the members of the team but also on be- half of tihe whole sohool for their generous support and interest. The members of the team again wish to take this opportunity in thanking the Board and t-he city council for the banquet and presents which were given to them at the Blue NVa-ter Inn. In the seven regular games that the Seniors played they scored 200 points and their opponents were to- TI-IE CO LL EGIATE l3l gefther able to score only I2 against them. The team went through the whole regular season without suffer- ing a single defeat and four of their seven victories were shut-outs. The team takes this opportunity of thanking the Laidlaw-Belton Lumber Co. for the use of their truck during tlhe season and also Mr. Robent Thorpe, the trainer, by wfhose untiring efforts and interest the team was kept in the best physical condition po-slsible through- out t'he whole. season. Toronto Globe- Sarnia C. I., al- ways powerful, lived up to expecta- i-tons in vanquish-ing Bloor C. I. in the Interscholastic Union Finial. Sarnia, who never fails to win the VV.O.S.S.A. title will likely be a powerful factor in the Interscholas- tic Union for years to come. After the game in Toronto the team received many telegranis of congratulations from many citizens of Sarnia and from former members of the school. The team also re- f ceived a telegram from the Hamil- t-on Delta team, their opponent-s in '26 and ,27, and we take this oppor- tunity of thanking the Hamilton team as well as all others for their inlterest. To close these notes without thanking' the Imperial Athletic Association would be most inexcus- able. Every year this Association is always ready to help the Collegiate in whatever way possible and tfhis year they lent our team mud cleats, pants, and helmets for the last game in Toronto. The me1n'be'r's of the team will bear testimony that it was the wearing of tihose mud cleats that went a long way to make their victory a decisive one. ' Finally we close these notes by thanking everyone who in anyway helped our team in the past season. NVe take this opportunity of extend- ing our good wishes and best luck for next season to Ken Bell, the captain for 1929, and Mr. Beatty Jennings who will take over the coaching position vacated by Ross Gray. O Personnel of Senior Rugby Team QO. R. F. U. INTERSCI-IOLASTIC FINALD L. Half- Kenneth Fraser, Capt. R. Half- Gordon Moore Flying Wing- George Clark C. Half- Gordon' Paterson Snap- Kenneth Bell Quarter- Williani Twaits L. Inside- Stanley Ferguson R. Inside- Lloyd Patterson L. Middle- Norman Paterson R. Middle- Ralph Misner L. End- Donald McGibbon R. End- I-ohin Stubbs y SPARES L. Inside- Wil-liam VVilliams R. Inside- Douglas Isbister Snap- Arthur Lawson R. Inside- Travis Churchill Flying Wiiig- Claude Cook ' R.-End-- Lyle McKay L. Half- Stuart MacKenzie C. Half- - Neil Vanhorne ROSS GRAY CHARLES BRUSH - Coach Manager . .BEATTY IENNINGS RGBERT THORPE Asst. Coach Trainer l32 THE COLLEGIATE JUNIOR RUGBY TEAM A Back Row--Bruce Prout. Bill Clark. K. McMillan, B. Millman, Andrew Hayne, R. Ewener, Ken Vanl-lorne, Ted Broadbent, H. Addison, XV. Carter. Front Row-Glen Lambert, R. Ofield. NV. Teskey, M. Heller Jack Garrett, XV. Burton, J. Harris, Bill Turnbull, Harry Turnbull, Bill Reid, G. Fraser, VV. Claxton. THE SECOND RUGBY TEAM The Second Team is one organiza- tion in the school that never receives too muclh credit. This year the team was made up of comparatively inexperienced players and although they were not as fortunate as the Senior team in winning the title, they acquitted themselves nobly. The brightest aspecft of the perform- ance of the Second Team this year, however, was tllCANV'lll'l11gf1CSS and courage with which they came out and gave tfhe Seniors the much need- ed practice. The team this year was the lightest and smallest one that ever represented the school, but what they lacked in loss of weight they more than made up in determination and spirit. After all the Second team is essentially the First team of to-morrow and we may res-t assured that those of this year's Seconds who graduate to the Senior Company next year will do much to up'hold t'he high standard of clean play and success which have become linked with tfhe Sarnia Col- legiate and Rugby. S.C.I.8zT.S. 46-London DeLaSalle 0 The seconds opened their regular XV.O.S.S.A. season with a decisive victory over De La Salle of London. The London team, although they were heavier, were comipletely out- clasised from the beginning by the Atoms . Qur juniors worked to perfection througihout the game and every member of the team was a star. Proutt out-kicked McHale of London and Lambert and Claxton made long gains for the home team. Sarnia scored seven touchdowns and three rouges. S.C.I.8zT.S. 2-Windsor C. I. 18 On Monday, Nov. 11th, the Second team received their first defealt of the season. The superior kicking, and the advantage in weight and ex- perience turned the tide in favour of lVindsor. In Duncan, the VVin-dsor team displayed a flee-t running half who gave the Blue and VVhite many anxi-ous momenets. For Sarnia, the work of M-illmlan and Harris on the line, and tfhe running of Claxton and Lambert on t'he half 1-ine kept the Tl-IE CO LL EGIATE l33 play out of our territory much of the time. Reid also did some effective kicking. VVindfsor took advantage of the strong wind and in the first few minues of play, Duncan went over for a touch. Two rouges fol- lowed and in the second period the same player again scored a touch- down. Sarnia scored two rouges in the last half and more than held their own in this half but were ain- able to score. S.C.l.8zT.S. 10-Windsor C. I. 17 Qn Friday, Nov. 16th, the Seconds played t-he return game with Wfind- sor. The game was played in pour- O in-g rain and was a poor exhibition of rugby. The Seconds played a much more aggressive game than on the week before and were able to score two touchdowns which were unconverted. XVindsor scored three touchdowns and a rouge. Follow- ing this game the seconds were en- tered in a city league group spon- soredby the Kiwanis. NOTE The -lunior Team wislhes to take this opportunity of expressing their appreciation of the services of Mr. Bill MclCart who sacrificed much of his time in coaching the team. BOYS' BASKETBALL Old Boys' 40-S. C. I. 8z T. S. 16 Gnlanuary 2nd, the unorganized school team met in the annual clash with the Old Boys'. This year the Old Boys' quintet was of exception- al strengtfh. Carter, Hallam and Robinson composed the forward line with Teskiey and Nicol guards. Half-time found the Old Boys' only four points to the good. Although they had dominated the play their shooting had failed to net many goals. The third quarter increased their lead but it was not until the final quarter when they netted eighteen points did they completely out play the school. Repeatedly re- in-forced by the best of th-e school basketeers of recent years they were too much for the inexperienced school team. McKay for the school scored no less t-han twelve points and shared individual honours with How Carter. S. C. I. 8: T. S. 20-Strathroy C. l. Z9 The first VV.O.S.S.A. g'ame took place with our only district oppon- ent Strathroy. Before a good crowd at the Strathroy school gym- nasium a long standing rivalry was renewed. Hauch of XYestern Uni- versity handled the gam,e. Inex- perience cost the Sarnia team many penalties which Strathroy converted into points in a manner Sarnia could- nlt imitate. The two teams, except in this department, were exception- ally evenly matched and the fans had a fast clean game to watch. Hoskins leading the Strathroy offen- sive and McKay, the Sarnia centre, were the outstanding individfuals. T'he final score 29-20 gave Strathroy a nine point lead to bring to Sarnia for the hnal game. Strathroy 18-Sarnia 29 The following Friday the school team nosed Strathroy out of district honors by a margin on the round of two points. This victory came -as a great surprise to one of the largest crowds that has assembled for many years to see basketball. The game was one of the best seen in the Col- legiate gym. Suspense, clean play- ing and speed raised the estimation of the game in many fans' minds. Wfith an offensive centred a-bout MC- Kay, Sarnia was at half-time but two points from tying the round. The third quarter, however, was all S. I34 TI-IEECOLLEGIATE as X F 3 BOYS' BASKETBALL TEAM Mr. Keeber fCoachl, Stewart Austin. lvle Mc Prout, Lloyd Patterson, Norman Patterson, Ken Bell. Kay. R. Ofield, Bill Reid, Chas. Brush, Bruce Strathroys. Wlith a flashing attack they restored their lead on the round to eight points by three-quarter time. The last quarter was one'of the fastest and thrilling local fans have ever had. Point by point Sar- nia overtook and passed the Strat'h- roy lead of eight points. Vifith a lead of two points Strathroy re- ceiveditwo free shots in the last moments. Neither were scored and the final whistle found Sarnia dis- trict winners with a total score of 48 against Strathroyls 47. Hoskins and Wright were possibly Strath- roy's best, while McKay at centre and Bell at guard stood out for Sarnia. London Central C. I. 32-Sarnia 14 Victory over Strathroy brought the Sarnia team in the path of Lon- don Central. Thiis team had easily defeated their district opponents and were favored to be VV. O. S. SHA. Champions. A nicely balanced team with height and experience they came to Sarnia for the first game in the play-off. Encouraged by the Strathroy game, many supporters came on a Saturday night to see the Sarnia team in action. The Sarnia team failed to function and were completely over-shadowed by a class A brand of London basketball. Mc- Kay was the only effective Sarnia player while Farquharson, Lottle and Munro gave a fine exhibition for London. The final whistle credited Lond-on Central with 32 points to Sarnia's 14. S.C.I.8zT.S. ll-London Central 25 The return game in London fou-nd the Sarnia team determined to make a better showing. They played a hard, fast game and gave the Lfon- don fans a little bet-ter opinion of the team than they had most likely had after the first giame's score. Lon- don was undoubtedly the better team but the Sarnia te'am's score should have been doubled. McKay, around whom the offensive was built, could not find the range of the London baskets in his usual s-tyle and the team's scoire suffered as a result. Nevertheless, McKay and Bell were by far the most effective men on the team. The Central for- ward line and guards are too much of a team to pick any star. The final score, London Central 25, Sar- nia II, is not a good indication of the nighft's play. a m YD X LASTICg C.R.U. IN'I fN M M Ik THE. COLLEGIATE. TI-IE CGLLEGIATE. 9 O30 . i 5PlTZER'S! 2 501014nqbuiniuiamioioinioioimozo 0:0123 NIAYL.0R'S l Q ! g The Store of Exclusive Confeciions and Ice Cream STATIQNERY g All made on the premises BOQKS s A Q Q MS i i ! CHINA g Try our Delicious Cojiee and NEWSPAPERS : Sandwiches : L Q Q ! MAGAZINES : - GLASSWARE 133 FRONT STREET Q .- ., l 2 I Quality Fountain Service I Phone 67l IZ7 Front St. i A Q U She- I tell you l'm a home girl. Charlie- Alright, let,5 do some home work. ,i,-101,131-anti 1ggg 13,3 11,14 gi 414,141 1 an qpcqpc: arrange Q1 1111111 V o Q 0 g Sllverwoocl S Dairy Products i . i ALWAYS FRESH, ALWAYS THE BEST Q g Smoother Than Velvet lce Cream, Imperial Butter, Safe Milk, Jersey i Milk, l-lomogenized Milk, Buttermilk, Whipping Cream i and Table Cream. i . : Students should drink plenty of good milk. i i Phone 2400 9 000110311 31201 3 i I 1 itliuilliuini i SilVerwoocl's Sarnia Dairy, Ltcl. Sarnia, Ontario l- i ll l i itlilli i0Q0i0i0Q 4114-if -itsinioioxoiuiuisxiox nw I34 TI-IEISCOLLEGIATE his BOYS' BASKETBALL TEAM Mr. Keeber CCoachD, Stewart Austin. lvle Mc Prout, Lloyd Patterson, Norman Patterson, Ken Bell. Kay. R. Ofield, Bill Reid, Chas. Brush, Bruce Strathroys. VVith a flashing attack they restored tlheir lead on the round to eight points by three-quarter time. Tfhe last quarter was one'of the fa-siteist and thrilling local fans have ever had. Point by point Sar- nia overtook and passed the Strath- roy lread of eight points. NVith a lead of two points Strathroy re- ceiveditwo free shots in the last moments. Neither were scored and the final wihisrtle found Sarnia dis- trict winners witih a total score of 48 against Strathroy's 47. Hoskins and Wright were possibly Strath- roy's best, while McKay at centre and Bell at guard stood out for Sarnia. London Central C. I. 32-Sarnia 14 Victory over Strathroy brought the Sarnia team in the path of Lon- don Central. This team had easily defeated their district opponents and were favored to be VV. O. S. S.AA. Champions. A nicely balanced team with height and experience they came to Sarnia for the first game in the play-off. Encouraged by the Strat-hroy game, many supporters came on a Saturday night to see the Sarnia team in action. The Sarnia team failed to function and were completely overshadowed by a class A brand of London basketball. Mc- Kay was tfhe only effective Sarnia player while Farquharson, Lottle and Munro gave a fine exhibition for London. The final whistle credited London Central with 32 points to Sarnia's I4. S.C.l.8zT.S. ll-London Central 25 The return game in London found the Sarnia team determined to make a better showing. T-hey played a hard, fast game and gave the Lfon- don fans a little better opinion of the team than they had mosnt likely had after tlhe first game's score. Lon- don was undoubtedly the better team but the Sarnia team's score should have been doubled. McKay, around whom the offensive was built, could not find the range of the London baskets in his usual style and the team,s score suffered as a result. Nevertheless, McKay and Bell were by far the most effective men on the team. The Central for- ward line and guards are too much of a team to pick any star. The final score, London Central 25, Sar- nia II, is not a good indication of the nighft's play. 1 I 1 I IT I SENIOR RUGBY TEAM-SENIOR W.O.S.S.A.g O.R.F.U. INTERSCI-lOLASTlCg C.R.U. INTERSCHOLASTIC CHAMPIONS-1928. I I36 THE COLLEGIATE ious, Twaites scoring the winning goal. 3 S. C. I. 0-Watfolrd 0 The first game with VVatford was played in Sarnia under the worst possible conditions, a thaw having set in early in the day with the re- sult that the hockey cus-hion was covered with more than an inch of water in many spots. It was im- possible to play good hockey and shooting was out of the question. Neither team was able to score and on account of the condition of the ice it was decided not to play over- time. S. C. I. l-Watford 0 W'hen the return game was play- ed in Wfatford, playing conditions wereperfect and two evenly match- ed teams fought a keen, exciting game. Stapleford stood out as XVat,ford's most useful man. After Gord Patterson skated throug-h the whole VVaxtfo-rd team to score the only goal of the day early in the first perilod, Sarnia played a defen- sive game entirely. At the same time Patterson's lone rushes kept the Watford defense and goalie ac- tive and less-ened the pressure a- round Sarnia's end. VVilliams and Reid turned in useful games on the defense for Slarnia. S. C. I. 1-Windsor-Walkerville 3 The first game of the VV.O.S.S.A. sem-i-final series was played in Sar- nia with Windsor-Wlalkerville Tech. before a good crowd. Sarnia stood oult during the early part of the ga-me, playing good offensive and defensive hockey. Their combina- t-ion was espeoially good and Kelso played a remarklable game in goal. It was a gruelling grind and Patter- son and Twaites began to slow down toward the last, dropping back into their ofld one-man rush style of play. The Windsor forwards, fast and good stick handlers gave t-he Sarnia defense a merry afternoon. Sarnia had considerable trouble doing any efficienmt checking but the team played by far their best game of t'he season. The excellen-t playing of the Tech. team since then has srhown them to be a remarkable team for a Secondary School. S. C. I. l-Windsor-Walkerville 4 On Tuesday, February 5th, the team journeyed to Windsor where they played the return game in the Xliindsor Arena at 8 o'c'lo-ck that evening. XVindsor began the game with a two-point lead from the ffrst encounter and Sarnia faced the diffi- cult task of overcoming this. Dur- ing the first period Sarnia carried the pflay to Windsor, making it look like a pret-ty even game, but as be- fore they were unable to keep it up. XN'inds-or broke through to score the first goal but Patterson immediately equaflized for Sarnia. Sarnia open- ed the second period with another stiff offensive but, their condition failing, they dropped back on the defense. In this period VVindsor scored once again. Throughout the last period Sarnlia played a wholly defensive game but in the last few minutes Windsor opened out and scored twice on t'he hard-pressed Sarnia team. Patetrson turned in an excellent game but Kelso, in goal, was probably the most useful player on the ice, saving innumerable hard shots. The Wfindsor boys were all good. NOTE . The members of the hockey team wish to thank Mr. Fred Frelick for the use of his pads during the sea- son. THE COLLEGIATE l37 FIELD AND TRACK P Field and Track activitiiesbcon- tinue to be of a very minor character about the school. XVe are indebted to Mr. Payne for his efforts to en- courage t-his held of athletic endeav- our and hope that he will have the pleasure of accompanying a cham- pionship Track team to London be- fore he finishes with this activity. The team that attended the meet last year was a source of gratiiica- tion to the many schools we have met on the rugby held-s. Their total p-oints being contributed by Gordon Paterson who placed second in the Senior shotfput. This fall a series of twilight track and field events were held. Two events were held each Friday in In- termediate, Junior and i Midget classes. Mr. Keeber, -our athletic director, was greatly assisted by Mr. Payne in this series. The most promising class was the midget where Lyle Smith defeated Wfilliam Doohan for first place by a narrow margin of two points. If the par- ticipants of this class will continue it is possible that they may bring one of the trophies back from Lon- don in the oncomling years. The in- termediate and junior events went to Paul James and John Kane re- spectively. A change of policy by which the Boys' Track meet will not be held until May leaves D-onald Mc- Gibbon still champion of the Senior class. SKV' 1 rf a,.,f-X I38 TI-IE COLLEGIATE 9iw--bww'-gl g - '.4f.'! 'tfkf - - will -' - f 9 2,4 f- 't Q5 A f -N ' f'Q' ' 5' 'mf' ' ' - Z' 1. I' Tm--e f A lt JM e- 11 fffliyill ' fl Mill i i n E 1 ' 1 4 '7fX,i li - ..i,L.I l Y ,VI ai o, E9 TW i vt' r I N. ll.. X vi .Zi.vF'l'A ww gi IV Q tr- :C in- 3' E ,ldhiuii i' i n ffigiii fl X' ' ' 1 - ,Q W A if-gl In t'he exohange co-lumn we have always a medium through which we are able to come into c-ontact with a great many sch-ools, otherwise, unkown to us except by name. The benefits are mutual, as we get many new ideas and suggestions from them, hoping at the same time that they are able to profit from our publication. Every year our exchange list grows as we always make a practice of gradually extending its scope. Any school that can pufblish a magazine deserves credit and most of t-his year's exchanges es-- pecialliy so. VVe are glad to welcome this year's arrivals, old as well as new, and to one and all we say, come again. ACADIA ATHENAEUM-Acadia Uni- versity, Wolfville, Nova Scotia. An ever welcome exchange with inter- esting short stories and good Jokes. VVe miss pictures and cartoons though. ACTA LUDI-Oshawa Collegiate, Oshawa A good magazine, but your departments are not distinguished from each other. VVe are glad to renew our acquaintance in an indirect way with Miss Jones, a former member of our staff. ACTA NOSTRA-Guelph Collegiate-Vo- cational Institute, Guelph. One of our best exchanges. Your art work and snap pages especially caught our fancy. ACTA VICTORIANA-Victoria College, Toronto. Your magazine is splendid. It holds the reader's interest from beginning to end. ACTA STUDIUM-Vaughan Road High Schol. Toronto. You certainly deserve credit for putting out such a magazine considering it's your second edition. Please come again. ALLABOUTUS-Stanford High and Vo- cational School, Niagara Falls. A very good attempt after three year's absence from journalism. Next year We hope to see an exchange colunm. ALMAFILIAN-Alma College St.Thomas Why not decorative headngs and car- toons? They would brighten up your good little magazine. Come again. AUDIAORIUM-'Owen Sound. You have a good magazine, wth Fine headings. Thanks for the bouquet. THE BEACON-Hanover High School, Hanover. It is unusual to see a poetry section, such as the Beacon contains, and yet find no short stores or essays. You have writ- ten up your school activites and town well. but why not have a joke section. B.C.S.-Bishops College School, Lennox- ville, Quebec. Not what we are used to in the line of a school magazine, but we like you just the same. BLACK AND GOLD-St. -lohn's College School, Wiiiiipeg, Manitoba. No editorials. but the best exchange sec- tion we have seen yet. Your treatment was novel and comments very interesting. THE BLUE-Christ's Hospital, Harshaam, England. Your magazine is so hard to criticise, as it is so different from those published on this side of the water. However, we hope that you will come again. THE COLL EGIATE I39 THE BLUE AND WHITE-Walkerx'ille, Collegiate, Walkerville. Congratulations on your second attempt. This is the first time you have been on our exchange. and we hope you will come again. We enjoyed your inside pictures of the schoo-l, but why spoil the latter part of your magazine by mixing the advertise- ments with the sports and jokes. THE BREEZES-Daniel Maclntyre Col- legiate, VVinnipeg. Manitoba. A Hue little magazine. with an excellent editorial on school spirit. More jokes and cartoons would add a livelier touch. THE CAMOSUN-Victoria High School, Victoria. British Columbia. A welcome exchange. We enjoyed your individual pictures and writeups, and while your jokes were few, they were good. THE CANTURIAN-Kings School, Can- terbury, England. After a minute search we discovered for certain who published this magazine. Don't you think for the sake of strangers, it would be wise to have the name of your school at the head of the table of contents. THE CARILLON - Ottawa Technical School, Ottawa. Vile are always glad to receive a new exchange. Your cover deserves special mention. Again we havethe old criticism. that the advertisements be kept separate. and why not do likewise with your liter- ature and poetry? CONNING TOWER-XVeston High and Vocational School, Toronto. VVC would like to make three Sugges- tions. 'lhat the advertisements be kept together, and not scattered throughout the magazine, also that you have more cuts and jokes. CRESCENT HIGH BUGLE - Calgary, Alberta. Don't you think that the advertisements should be kept in a separate section? Thanks for the exchange. THE DUMBELL - Sherbrooke High. Quebec. Your activities are well written up. Please continue the exchange. Your magazine struck u'S as being Clear Cut. THE ELEVATOR-Belleville Collegiate, Belleville. Thanks for the Esculator. You deserve credit for publishing an eight page paper as well as a magazine. The dullness of your cover gives a bad first impression, otherwise a good magazine. THE FETTESIAN-Fettes College, Edinburgh. While your short stories brighten up your magazine, it seems inclined to be dull. VVhy not try a few jokes and pictures? TH E GRUM BLER-Kitchener-Waterloo Collegiate Institute. E Another good exchange with an attrac- tive cover. You certainly deserve credit for publishing such a magazine twice a year. ' HELLO-Brantford Collegiate Institute, Brantford. A well balanced magazine with line essays and editorials. THE HOWLER - North Toronto Col- legiate Institute, Toronto. Your cartoons certainly brighten up your magazine. VVhy not keep all your stories together? THE LAM PADONIAN-Delta Collegiate. Hamilton. t Your magazine reminded us of a newspaper. Why not make it smaller, more compact and put a stiff cover on it. It would last longer. THE LANTERN-Sir Adam Beck Col- legiate, London. Your magazine is good, but .does not ap- pear to be arranged systematically. Your humour section is splendid. L. C. C. I. REVIEW-London Central Col- legiate, London. And yet another new exchange. Your magazine shows a lot of hard work. Your wood cuts distinguished it from all others. Although your joke section is large, we had read the majority of them before. LUX GLEBANA-Glebe Collegiate. oi- tawa. I' XVhy mix your advertisements .with the read.ng material? Room .for improve- ments in the humour and literature sec- tions. t l40 THE COLLEGIATE THE MAGNET-Jarvis Street Collegiate, Toronto. A well balanced magazine. Your liter- ary section shows the co-operation of the students. Don't you like cuts? We do. MCGILL DAILY - McGill University, Montreal. Our only newspaper and a real welcome one. It is a. constant interest to all in the study-room. O.A.C. REVIEW-Ontario Agricultural College-Guelph. A splendid magazine, with interesting articles. We were surprsied to see a Mac section, even though it was very small. THE ORACLE-Fort VVilliam Collegiate ,and Technical School, Fort William. Don't you think cuts and cartoons would add pep to your magazine? Your exchange is very welcome, rather a dull COVCF. PARKDALIAN - Parkdale Collegiate. Toronto. Not up to the standard set by last year. PURPLE AND GOLD-Newmarket High School, Toronto. Rather a dull cover. Your section have no headings, and one thing seems to fol- low pale-mell after another. PURPLE AND WHITE-Kenora High School, Kenora. We liked the way you dealt with your various departments. Your treatment of the graduation clas's is quite new to us. THE QUEENS REVIEW-Queen's Uni- versity, Kingston. Very interesting articles. Your maga- zine should be extremely useful for keep- ing in touch with the alumni of the uni- versity. QUIDNUNC--Cornwall Collegiate Insti- tute, Cornwall. Your first year book is a decided suc- cess. You have a fine literary section. RETINA - Morrison R. Waite High School. Toledo, Ohio. AI splendid monthly, full of pep and originality. Your covers are particularly attractive. THE RECORD - Utica County Day School, New Hartford, New York. Thanks for sending us the Record Supplement . A nicely arranged maga- zine. VVe particularly enjoyed your short stories. Royal Belfast Academical Institute, Bel- fast, Ireland. , The poetry was of particular interest. How about a few pictures and an ex- change list? SCARBORO BUFF - Scarboro High School, Toronto. You are to be complimented on the suc- ces-s of your snap page. It is particuliarily clear. Why not have a literary and an exchange column? ST. ANDREVVS COLLEGE REVIEXV- St. Andrew's College, Aurora. An excellent magazine, concerning which we have n-o criticism. VVe only wish to say come again . THE TATLER-Lindsay Collegiate, 'Lind- say. A few cartoons would brighten up your magazine. Your Dramatic Club Notes were Hne. You must have a live-wire Club . TECALOGUE-London Technical and Commercial School, London. A very interesting magazine. We like the way you illustrated your stories. Your poetry deserves special mention. TORPEDO - Central High School of Commerce. Toronto. NVhy not keep all your stories and ar- ticles together' Your cuts are about the best we have seen. TRINITY UNIVERSITY REVIEW- Trinity University, Toronto. A very interesting magazine, especially your poetry. THE TWIG-University of Toronto Schols, Toronto. Not up to the standard set by last ye-ar's ma,,azine, but nevertheless, a very good OZIC. THE CO LLEGIATE I4l THE UNIVERSITY OF ToRoNTo MONTHLY. Toronto. VVe particularly enjoyed your rugby write-ups, and the splendid pictures. THE VANTECH-Vancouver Technical School, Vancouver, B.C. Your legends and pictures are especially to be commen-ted on, also your unusual cover. NVe hked it. THE VULCAN-Central Technical School Toronto. An excellent magazine published en- tirely by the student body. VVe liked your cuts. VVATSONIAN-VV'atson College. Edin- burgh. XVe enjoyed your magazine. ever so much, but looked for our name in the Ex- change ,and couldn't find it. VVOLF HOVVL-Sudbury High School and Technical, Sudbury. Another new exchange. Your manner of treating the graduating class was new to us. Outside of this there was nothing distinctive. XVINDSGR-VVALKERVILLE TECH- NICAL YEAR BOOK-VValkerville. NVe liked your cover. W'hy not make a separate poetry section? YE FLAME-Central Regina Collegiate. Regina Sask. A striking frontispiece. Excellent jokes and form notes. Z 1, I 9 'fxtigip J1li'l ,Q M' ,xl I av ,tl 1, r :iv ' it K g 1 Alf!!! 1 '75, . ' ,J f wg! U I ,ff ff. , , 442471, 4' al S f .lilly s It img. ,Mi lli y J rfw. I 'nw You Nov 'n Bmw no 11' vuHEN You wsova eu-lswlmc 6-UM. l42 THE COLLEGIATE Tsjjineog ..... X lwllf . F ,J1- JUQDIQ it I 7122, Jj dull' Z 11 fi JT 5-5 5 A XYORD TQ THE NYISE lhc world is old. yet it likes to laugh, Xew iokes are hard to hndg X u hole new editorial staff, Qan t tickle every mind. Ho if you lind an ancient joke, 'W Dubbed in some inodern guise' Don t frown and give the thing a poke, Lsmlth QB t 'iugh-don't be too wise. V ,. A , v . Q ' ' ' Q 2 jus lt Mr. Asbury, in assenibly- Order, order. Vofce from rear- A cup of coffee and a hain sandwiehf' -7 Q. .1 J -L 4 A -S H. Halliday- I want a good brand of toothpaste. Drug Clerk- Forhans. H. l-laliday- Naw, for teeth. Mr. Andrews- And why are you late, Hellf, Bell- lYell, Sir, we set the alarm for seven but only six of us heard it. FK 221 lil Pi: Friend- XYlhat is your son taking up at school this year? Capt. Misener tdisgustedlyJ- Space, nothing but space . 221 if X Vanhorne behind a fence smoking An elderly lady comes along- Does your father know you smoke. Vanhorne 1surprisedvl- Are you married. Lady- Yes Neil- Does your husband know that you talk to strange men? Miss Burris- Now Duncan, will you looli at nie for a moment without laughing. pleasef, Now Miss Burris. Pk ac Mr. Dennis- One animal ate ano-ther at the zoiof, Kearns- He inust have been a cheetahf, Definitions Matrimony is the splice of life. - Mr. Durinford says- a liniburger sandwich is two slices of bread travelling in bad Company, . THE COLLEGIATE l43 .A village. girl eloped in a suit of her fatherls clothes. The ne-vt d-rv the village Daily lNewis came ou-t with the sensational headline- Flees in Fatherls Pants. 2? if is Ik Fred Samis and his ol-d IQO2 model cihugged painfully up to the Qate at the Sarnia Fair. i i i Couse- A dollar for the car. Fred looked up with a pathetic smile of relief and said SOLTW. NOTICE All complaints of libel, extraneous ampihibulation, typofg'rapliic:'l e ro s. treason or notice of duels concerning the publication of Tue Gossip should be addressed to Room 211. Please enclose self-addressed and stamped en- velope. The following were responsible for the success or otherwfse of the first edition-N. Patterson, D. Mcflibbon. C. Brush and last but not least our native son Ken Myers. Please excuse all errors-tyiiog'rap'hical or social-as this was the first attempt on the linotype machine by the above menftioned names. :sc :R aka: XYaiter tin St. ThomasJ- Macaulay used to dine at this hotel. Twaites- It must have been an eww' like thas that inspired him to write Lays of Ancient Rome. hh X Ik Ik bk The Rugby team was leaving' the hotel. Coach Gray- Have you got everything. The team- Yes, we have got the towels, the tfideon Bible, and the dresser scarf. bk Dk DV :lf It was at a masquerade. Have you seen Thelma? asked one of the guests when they met in the smoking room. bhe's here as the Essence of lnnoceincef, Is t-hat what she's representing? the other retorted m amazement. I thought bv the brev-ity of her costume that she came as the Spirit of Forgetfu-lness. lm They walked down the lane together g M fellas The sky was studded with stars, ' - rf 1' X, if They reached the gate together, L7 E , ' 1' He lifted for her the bars. 'y I M She 'turned her eyes towards him X '73 There was nothing between them now .t 5TKf5n th- l-'L For he was just the hired man, GLB All I-:Ju Kid do janv- Slvff Griffith- I wish I was a river. Garrett- VVhy. Pk PIC And she the jersey cow. -lack- Because I could lay in my bed all day and still keep in my course. 25' :lf Pls PF Doctor-- My, you have a-cute indigestionf' l H Mary Maclntyre- Oh, I bet you tell that to lots of girls. v THE COLLEGIATE. .3 3ala1la0i13a0a0Q0QUQ1Q1luilQUQUQ0Q0Q0QU-UQfYQUQUQ1lQUQU,UQUaUQif:. ! ! g l4l N. Front Street Sarnia, Qntario Q Q ! - 5:0 i0Q0l0l0ll!i0QUQ13l0Q0l0Q0i1O:O ' giilr'-Eiurghf 5 5 BARBER sHoR5 5 U I E i Q .g.,-.,-.,-.,-.,-f,-.,-.,-.,-0-.,-.,-.,- -:Q ' Q Q SHINING PARLOR E Q :: The Collegiate Barber :: PI'Op.q .:OiQlli-lilDllllllllrillllblfllli ifii i i Ralph- Tl1ere's an awful rumbling in my stomach. like a U11 oinfr over street car tracks. Lloyd- It'-s probably the truck you ate last night. 9301201 i4i0Ql1 Qlfl it 1 1 102103 ,gg iflifiifrillifliffiflif'10i0i0iU10If ! E ! . ! Q l09 Christina St. N. Sarnia - , : - C 2WAl.KER sg g . g i 5 5 St. Clalr Motors 5 : RED STORE DISTRICT , c . 2 g 0-1-W-4W-m-n-n-m-m of Sarnia, Ltd. g i Sales and Service Have your Spring Suit l . i l l E Tailored to Measure I OLDSMOBILE and Q CHEVROLET ! 525.00 I0 3535-00 ! Q AUToMoB1LEs Q l ! ! ! 5 l ! ! Q 500 samples to choose from. R. L. SANDS, Manageil ! New styles. Q Q I J. L. MCRITCHIE, Asst. Mgr. Q . Q1llQi!!i0QOQ0illQOQOQOQ Oz. 0:01103 li li i i D1 1 li i li 1 is 9:9 0.011010 O ' Q'DQOQlIQCl-0QlPQ!!-0QOQ0-0QlDQOi' O.. I44 THE COLLEGIATE Not Justice, Just IC'S Artistic-Ken Myers. l3ot'olmbast'icf'kD-Ross 'l'uck. C h ronic-C a ra m Aibdo. Dramatic- 3 Live Ghosts. Elastic-Andrew Hayne. Frantic-Ken Bell fcatching the street-car for Strathroy gamel. Gigantic-Spectre of June Exams. Hydraulic-The school rink for the hockey game with VVatford. ldiiotic-The silly fellow in Coll. IA. ,Iuggle-ic-The Night Hawks' game with the Chicago Girls. Iieltic-The Patersons. Lyric-'Iean Murphy. Meteoric-Spoofyls Neck Tie. Narcotic-Detention room after four. Operatic-Senior Lit. Feb. I. Pneumatic--George Albinson. Quixotic-Vincent Norwood. Roinlantic-U-No. Sta-itic-The school Clocks. . Tragic-The Boys' Basket Ball game with London Central. UllldiO'll1ZltlC-VVl'llZ:1't Tom called Dick and Harry. Voltaic-Lindbergh's matrimonial flight. IYheeze-ic-Ivhen the SCI. K T.S. took the Hu. X-ic-The unknown. Yellow-ric-Somebody's Peroxide Hair. Zymotic-The M.0.lI. Annual Review. Sight-seeing guide- and, ladies and gentlemen, on your right you see a monu-ment erected last year to a noble cause. Miss Burris-- IYliat does it stand for? Guide- Because, lady, it would look silly lying down. :sf :iz ff :sf There was an old man of Perth 'XV'ho was born on the day of his birth: He was married. they say, on his wife's wedding-day, And died on his last day on earth. Mr. Halliday- Say, look here, son, yer ain't getting as much milk from them cows as y'uster. Herbert- Nope, sorter lost my pull. as :if X :x Editor-- But these jokes 'aren't funny. Contributor- I know that, but I've just been reading over some back copies of your magazine, and I thought that you might think they were. Rastus- VVat fur you keeps yer dog muzzledf' Sambo- That,s to give him conlidence in hisselff' bk as :sf a: As the lirst bricklayer on the pyramid said to the second. So long. I've a pile of work to do. PF P54 PIC Pk 17 Fraser- Did you take Mfarie to the Imperial last night? Abner- No, she'd been on her feet all day, so We went to a dance. THE COLLEGIATE I45 Hypnotist- My gosh, I've got Twaits in a deep sleep and l can't get him out of it. lVhat'll I do? Assisltawt- Ring a bell. VVhy should we learn to read? They have talking' movies now. rr X ff Pk Lady Cin a pet sitorej- I like this dog, but his legs are too shortf' McKay- Too short! XV-hy, madame, they all four reach the ground. NVhat's t'his, a ga1ne?','shouted Misener, irately as he received his ninth checker set on his birthday. 21 is Ik if Go, said t-he landlady to our editor, and never darken my bathtub againf' :lf 221 P? Ik A jewish father, wishing to teach his little son a lesson, placed him on top of the bookcase and told him to jump in his daddy's arm. The following conver-sation took place: Now, Abie, jump in l?apa's armsf' But Papa, it's so far, l'm afraid. Abie! Do you want your Papa to lick you? -lump in Pap'a's arms, come ong jump to Papa. Able sfcill hesitates but linally jumps. His father steps quickly aside and lets little Abie cra-sh to the tloor. Then the faither says to his son: Now, Abie, that will teach you never to trust nobody. . 1 :gg '53 Rall Rifufuidlm Aiiilim XVh1at's the use of livin'g Wil GJ aii' lifiii Nothin' to gain! 6 H55-1 V! XVhat,s the use of eatin': Qbffjximw . i m Fgrifqfw Qnly more pain! , tw' !i'1j'jl.'5,,fgi,lll'i , giif j -',, :EEE If lVhat,s the use of kissing? li :Mila xrff He'll go and tell. UU 2 XVhat's the use of anything? 7'if,Z'fghfUgqq gC':f,i,gt1,335f'-'L W Oh ! 1 !-well. 7 Norwood- lYasn't that Cleo driving past in that chariot?' Myers- Oh, no, it couldn't possibly have been lien Hur. . . . And lVaiter added Stubbs have my chops lean. Wlaiter- Yes, sir. lVll1Cll way, sir? 7! Bill ones- VVhere were 'ou vesterda ? ' CC 5 J y ' Y! Rowley Melia - I was at a wooden weddmof. . ,g y . 3' Bill- A wooden wedding. Rowley- Yes, two Poles got married. -Don'tfleave me honey, why you used to call me your constant delight. - Yes, delight that failedf, H I46 TI-IE COLLEGIATE Ken Myers- Let me kiss you under the mistletoe? Marg. Huesiton- 1 wouldn't let you kiss me under an anaestheticf' Mr. Al-derson- Mercenaries are soldiers who light for the money they get out of it and not for the love of their country. Doris Napper- And do they get killed?,' Mr. Dent- XYhat bird is this? Churchill- Sneagl.e sno, snotneagle, snowlf' Mr. Dent- Sneither, Snostrichf, Dorothy C.- Did he kiss you against your will?,' Marie P.- He thinks he did. :'. X 2: 5: Under a spreading chestnut tree Am: :vow Fvc .X stubborn auto stands: ..Rmc.ow-rE,N- ,Tj , The smith an angry man is he Q? XX ith trouble on his hands. U . The carburetor seems to be D1sTlNCTl'j The cause of all his woe: lyoricgp He tightens half a dozen bo-lts. Af THE But still it doesn't go. He sits beside the road to give l-lis brains a chance to cool. TIME r-' - HT IF And ponders on his training at ITUERE The correspondence school. And then he starts his job once more And just by chance is seen 'IPLILD lqllf. CUBE QF jgijjgjiflflirilgnlifjnl-FlVll The cause of all his trouble is O He's out of gasoline. lirlgbtgcia-1'i'i!rDsUl2E59y5EL0THERTBWT F -UVith apologies to the Village Blacksmithij. :r X - Another theory hasbeen advanced as to why George Nlashington stood up in the boat. He was Scotch and just had his pants pressed. FK Pk is 224 l often pause and wonder .Xt Fateys peculiar ways. For nearly all our famous mcn . XYcre born on holidays. S1 if 231 Pk Visitor- YVliat are you in jail for?,' Gord- Taking a picture. Visitor- lVhat ?,' e Patterson- A cop got me just as l was getting it down off the wallf' Stubbs- l hear you were upset by the bank failure. 1, Twaiits- I should say so, I completely lost my balance. l Wye heard two small children in boastful conversation the other day. My fatherf' said the first, has electricity in his hair. That ainit nothing, came back the second, My dad's got gas in his stomach. r , THE. COLLEGIATE I47 Yeah, the war cost Sandy his arm. He couldn't bring himself to throw away a grenade. The Latin We Learned AT S. C. I. Caesar The legions having found a ford, the cavalry having approached, the baggage being impeded, Caesar having a lot of Gaul, etc. the cavalry land-ed on the Beligae and had the situation well in hand before you could say .Iupiter Pluvius. Thank heaven for the keys. Cicero How long will you allow this jazz-mad you-th to mock the consuls in- cluding me. I'm wise to you, Sweet Cataline. XY-here were you this mom- ing? XVho was the lady I saw you with last night? O tempora, 0 miores, which means what's the time you morons. Skip the parts in italics boys: you're young yet. Virgil Q There was a lofty crag on the shore with head of living rock, and a heavy swell running up and down the beach, so we anchored and stretched our brine-soaked weary limbs on the sand. Boy, was we sou-sed! You can go to hades very ea-sily and what's more I found it very interesting. There I met all the people worth knowing. It's all wrong about these Irish being good lighters. Yeah HQIICC up North, my brother and I and two other fellows licked an Irishman. I Please . , li :ii No, 17 ' Oh, please let me. .. il Absolutely, no.'l Please, dear, just this once. No, If mother ever saw you- XVell this is the last time I'll come to a egg. M f QQ? fy place where I can't smokef, ' :staffs There's the guy I'm laying forf, said the hen as Froggy Halliday crossed the yard. :ss vi: wk :t Vile wonder what kind of pupils Miss Cruickishanks thinks we have in this school when she says Hilda, can you run up that blind. i X :F wi: is Pauline fafter the playj- IVhen I was on the stage the audience simply sat there open-moulthedf' Elaine- Nonsense, my dear, they never all yawn at once. as vs ak Pk - Boss Cto VVil'.liamsj- You two fellow-s started. diggin' at the same time, How come Isbister's got a bigger pile of dirt? - - 1 - - - 1 sa xfV1ll1Z1II1S-HSLITC, he's digging a biggei hole. T H E C O L L ECI A T E . M V v I Q. 1 s. v 1 Us-. i-JIU L:-'44 EE BE C5 EE TI '- rd .Hu du mfn iff? E 5' 4-11:2 -7 iii' Q V .cum- ,. ywfflfll I V+-'UQWQJ .W 1E-x34 v-U42L- .G-9' 'CYSqJuJ,'J C3 4? Om .H X.H,. .-digg :Q 'CZ-www H - gms.. wig L .-.'.l:.. 3-1 3.525 ffjfgci-E Q Liana-H .wma -gejrgf S12 2605? ELEM '.g5 L: JE: '-ffm ff' AQ: 5 Z: 'I SESH'-'S I 'Q ' 5395414.32 : OnE' 7 '.I'i'2 Q57-ff: fa-'iff ' 'v- ' QU 5: '3qjxQJ',-. ,AAELULQO -5-? :gt 72-Ebg' '55 .:'Em'L'I -':.+.1r-Lb ,, ' O :wtf D3E':'.: A' 9 9.1252 5 .lic-PCO 1 g1,.L ' I -Er-4 L.4n 'I5 avi x50-531 553m Hwwgcd , : .- -,... - 'Gif'-Sc.: G.juT:2-5395 ' 7-'gg gfglgggoc 'i Engffgggfgg A6gEL5rE '51 PWAWSM 'I 5555 N 'i!'L7,1? jg: W ,-5 -':U,,213i : 5c,,5 gy- -1-U'-cn'2 ',f I LT'-1 ' ,.,.,.: ,fgggg tfxrj -.ti Ei DEJHQEL.: oiif 30+-'EGEU pfjumvnf ' I-253053 7,-9,05 f 'L-dbx Pla.,-4 ' . c:sQ4..f1L ,QQBQ . N0 .Ugg ..r1 2' ,FEMA 5,6 . ozggwqgwmjzgg 'fr f-CU+-14.f- 'C O..-.FQ ' O CD :Qi -SQ: I Nfl ' -'Z' - IL'. -7- LD:-L, 4-' 'D-I2 QZEP' EMM: Sfwfbrfff ZR?-NAU-any in y- r-4+-in I'-:H-.C I, .:2 :C-UCUQJ D-48-'E+'-s-14-1 .' -'goof 'f1v-2' P-'CO :HU ljglfq, O: '44, ' : v:C1.4CC5f'5Qr,,'-4 IO 4':vi-in mms BQJS g 0,4-:CU 'I gggv'-CEC , gtg,-4244 C5 HL-5 O'y,5Mfjgn 0F85 Zrfip' OEMQB E: UQIQOU Zi.-g'g5F cl fdv+,E.,-5 'Q QJHJ .-..-4,4-1 U' 4-JU ZU1,Sf55:3-:ftai fr.-AH-Sw TF- 'P :ESI-S 'mfvfvf'f'o'- 'fin-H 60' r1.0-f2m3.3g,.:H C1':,2.fg,o'EE'd 2 Fa. 'Wig ff-1,2 D-4:13.-gufzfvd lvi:CdO4.JljC:U1v-1:' 22-'5H2':k322 7-q:DQQ,,g-:cj Q-'QUUSI Ogg '25 ized' ZH-ca .1-.2-S-OL 4-J'G c6g,..U ILL' L13-'HO QQQ1- :Q 2'-Q v-'IA ' ,P g-474 ,-44-3, . P-J cqcdxnf., :A 2552725 53,-.2m': if fgzxii c6:7H4-,S-t..-1 mpmm-Q gf: iii fir-fl .4 Meow xwqgs-. r-Cf 'U49 QQ v-1 E552 MJ Q2 Z4 THE COLLEGIATE. l49 Foiled in the Attempt Night had long since fallen. The air was alive with the whisper of moving feert. And all was well. Slowly P. C. Murphy wende'd his way up Richmond St.-Suddenly as the officer approached Queen St. his clean-cult boyish features became the replica of a tiger's scowl. He saw his duty and he would do it. Grouped in the entrance of the post-office were a dozen huddled f-orms -carved, they seemed from stone. Visions of glory fiashed thro' the Oi:f:1CE'l',S mind. He thought of himself mounted upon a bicycle, perhaps a horse- promotion. Now at closer quarters the h-udfdlled figures assumed a more life-like form and began to amble towards a solitary street light, all ab- s-orbed they were-their attention focussed upon various blue slips-the officer gasped-collegians he thought-yes, for they wore no garters.- A terrific roar-we've graduated-shattered the quiet. Then boomed forth a cheer the like of which had never before reached the officer's ear: Pooh Pooh Harvard Pooh Pooh Yale W'e got our knowledge through the mail VVe're not monkeys, nor are we fools a INTERNATIONAL Correspondence Schools. The officer chuckled-what ho-just last evening had he not watched, surprise, followed by awe, creep into the faces of his friends as he spoke to the waiter in perfect French.-XV. U G. wk Pk wk is ?!! How does an old mlaid take her medicine - Incider. X as wr as I want a collar for my husband. said the woman, but I'm afraid that I have forgotten the size. Thirteen and a half, suggested the clerk. Thtat's it. How did you kn-ow? Men who let their wives buy their collars for them are about that size, explained the clerk. as is DSC Pk Normlan- Our coach got some new waterproof pants for XYilliams and Lloy-d Patterson. I Margaret- Oh, the big babies. :ls 251 :li Plf . VVaitress- VVhat will you have sir? Brush- A t-oaisted cheese sandwichf' VVaitress- Cn toast, sir? Chas.- No, bring i-t in on horseback. 21 as 121 221 Statistics show that women live longer than men.', Paint is cer- tainly a great preservative. is if P21 P11 It rains on the just a And on the uniust fellas. -Mostly on the just 'Cos the unjust swipe umbrellas. his Dk Pli as Samis fin a Berlin beer gardenj- Hoch! VVaiter- Forbidden to spit. ISO THE COLLEGIATE Pupil Cwith hislthrie flairjQ!'How did LaSzHle die? Mr. Payne Cwith emotionb- He died in a hurry-Qwithout pain?j ff if QF 2: The Qwl-bridges Lung Tonic Song-f Oh, hoarsenefss keep my sales us. 7 ' KK ' ' ' 9, Phe Onion Song- Drink to me only with thine eyes. Augoria- I shudder at the thoughit of my 35th birthday. Patsy- XYhy, what happened on your 35th birthday. Fraser- That swell looking girl is dead from the neck up. Stubbs- XYell, she can bury her head in my arms any time. ls your sister fat. Dk -2- 96 ls 'she fat? She had the mumps 3 weeks before they found what was wrong with her. Pauline- T-here,s Elaine-I understand she bought that dress by instal- ments. Marg.- I suppose that's the hrst installment she's wearing. Pls D14 Pls :lf Christie fon ferryij- Hey, Fred, the boat is going down-here's that ten dollars I owe you. Samis- Aha-a sinking fundf' P24 PF 221 Pls Miss NN'alker- YVhat's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? Bill Jones- A buffalo is a four-legged animal with horns and a bison is something you wash your falee 1I'1.,, is Pk Pls X Macbeth- Make haste, old woman, make haste. The Three NVitehes- All rig Perhaps these jokes are old And should be on the -shelf, But if you do not like them just hand some in yourself. ,IL .lx 'X '1 . 1- i 1 BK ,-A 5 'Vlary s head is eleven inches long, so she calls ' a fooft-bu s e doesn't use it as a rule. ht, Mae, we'll bewiteh'a in a minute. :if wk X :ie Y QJ4 X lyrfiiq x I 1 ' I l in It t h ' ax M EQ Q0 fwfz ffffnz X THE COLLEGIiATE. 151 TQ A tni Egg? f 7 , ' Li Q7.fgif,4y ' .f!,fQ'4g '8 EZ?225355391f'iLf5'fLff1fQ'f1Eff G '1 MC . I5 fun an1ClIjL9yhgigAjw'irfi5n1,vafsony 4 fn, , , ,fc , CZ ,f f ' -J M FJ Q -Ll J 'IJ' 10410 mxcyfjxi AM E. 6.,.:cL,..! ' 4, Q ,pf Q74 VAf . -' 29 J 575 H6 '!?'7Q4.A.7,4ff-bf f2L.7c,-ef X Lf TI? ' ' I -N s f ,I ,rw X 'H 5 6,645 1514023 1 M J 4 A Wai M w24,f-, 714 ilu! WQL., in f . PL' A Zzkfgbggfb . ji 43 K WW Mwagafw f LN ,M V 4 X N ,6?A1Ja,Lr4- M, ' X7 LQUC:-k 'f-A? 3 . 1 1 9 U , K MMS f 4 de 2 1 .,-- , . ,, .....-,-A,--... L, W-- , , , ,, , ' -v--r- .. 2 Z. ' qjjjfjq I52 KGXVAXTHE COLLEGI Z7 7 DMViutngm1 liagr 97'4c.vv-3344 535 W3 C' X s MZ , 1, Q fa' gy? uikygii My Q W! M WWC ' Exo f sv nfkmfbd fbxcfvlfy W UN ,. fmfw Q Wg' 6 7-H .bqxlgmtwv ML V, I-mu- -nk - Jrkm- - als - - - - ij THE COLLEGIATE Q1llUQOlllilli01UQUQ i lUlU1UlUQ 'GEUFGBI I??'GZi3.CP i u The Gift that is X sure to please-H VERY now and then you want to give something just a little different-something that says Quality as soon as it is opened. . That something is a box of N eilson's Chocolates. Not only are they beau- tifully packaged . . . but the chocolates themselves are entirely distinctive with their unique and de- lightful centres, so daintily enrobecl with the smooth- est and finest chocolate coatings. The same QUALITY runs all through . . . it's the assortment that makes the difference in price. rilsnnh it 14 S T RRR- ,N T .., . gh, ig - 1 aw X ,J fy v Ni 1 n , X 1 C . ' 6 rx W- Jj ' ' 0 3 i -:V 'MW s 1- 1 ' I P I. f fl L K T X I y I 1 xv 1 1, by r sri eyizvb G 'IDM M440 14 in 1 , , Q. fn I1 1 , Q fa' U 'fl .Kung 'g3 g'. I Q 5 44,4 ff Q 4' I r, - -1 . f 1 iw 4 I le eq i '1lxAQ lz.'?:'ns Nk1i4L ,ni .r.Uf'l' 'A fs' ws. X fee ,,-'01 .1 , if Ce N ' 1 get P , . , X 1 . . ' Y! :V 1 x ' ' vwg f' '- f X N X . , X rx ' -X zz 1 1 ' e 24, 3' N f .4 Q A mf AN ' . .D ff I N ,. X . MW4 Pm, f A lx if x P 2 5 X v Jr Ly, . 9 Sf dp '51 e X ,wa ,ji a .9 f fb! ' qs? VP ' 15 'W so QW , s K 0 Wm 1 ' 5 3 f, 5 x ,' ' , Q X? W I 1 ,f Af 2 if 441 1 P' ' 'P , L4 clmnce ..1f.1.m ol X 5 wx X Wf0'Mf'ff':a'm.a f sf f gfq F x -rm 5 fy X D A 1 NN Qfilg., 'gn M , A l 0 gl 'va 5 Ara' l 1 .. .. C- , ff , - 1 mx , 1 ,g In , 1 f I .W X , 'vga .X I 5Z:fZC'0l?l7'55 llllllll MW X i CI-IOCOL TES The Chocolates that are Different - lDUa0,0DOQ0i0-0Q -OQUQOQK M QlQlQ i Q il I DQ Q lQ Q Q 020101111 li 1920101 1 Q3 1:1 is 2:1020 THE COLLEGIATE. ,g, 1 11110341301111010101031wining 5, Q GUARANTEED COAL ! is GOOD com. Q ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! g I . ! ! A ie1 a'o :sas I Q ! 2 E cw g g i K?-AL -I 2 5 H , Lo. W Q 5 ! I ! ! Q - Q Q ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I ! g 173 N. Front Street Telephone 500 I I l .uma Oo' ' X 1 X . :iw 2 I 'UE J f .. IIIIIIII . wi i 1 X ' wk -..-I I -, tl1vT6fgQ? SQS?9g' agg, I X vsggfmfsegg? 'iz 'W I ae'r:9i,.vw'iQb?.1-hee? ., 11 XX Qi. tu. Q ,. QB JJ 3 ,Q w.iQ4?.,9r.bQQ,, -1 ' I Wweett' l.af' THE PERSONAL UNDERWOOD frees you forever from the tedium and drudgery of handwriting. It's ai wonderful convenience in the home, for every member of the family, goes anywhere to do your writing. Cost is surprisingly small. Send the coupon. . Q United Typewriter Co., Ltd., Q 5 135 victoria sf., Torontol 3 Tell me about the Little Under- S 3 wood. and how I can buy it for a few dollars monthly. 3 Nalme ..,,.................,,,.....,,,.....i......, ,,,,,,. E :. AddreSS...'ff1 fI1'.'.'fI1l'.'ffZI' .'.' ff11'.'ffI1'.'.'ff11'.'ff..:. O .z.l-llQ Q Q0-UQUQ!lQ0i0QlQ1Qli Og. O:OYQ0QllQQ'li0Q0Q IQ Q Q Q Q lil Q Bill Clark- Tell me, Sir, how is the Milk Maid on your farm. Farmer- It aiinlt made, the cow gives it. ei 30312 ,41u3e1i,zc.:o1 1 1 lining 3, gn1n14,gtg4 gtgtiug 1 1 1 1 ! Phone ZOI l GETTINQVCLOTI-IES 3 : 5 1. g ' Of Outstandin I R. C. Mcffandless Smamess i Prescription Druggist Quality Tailoring i 3 I - E Devine and Vidal Sts. -Individual Styling Q And incomparable value-is ! simply a matter of getting round I sCHooL SUPPLIES Q to i TOILET PREPARATIONS - 5 , A , g STATIONERY S i TAILORING co., LIMITED I 3 i i Phone orders given prompt MSM North From St' g attention. P. T. KERR, Manager I - 6 0,0lllHlQil IQUQUQOQUQOQUQUQK Q Q - l lQ0l itll TI-IE COLLEGIATE , 9 9 0 , 411 101 ini 1 10101 111100 ,tg ini 1111101111:0-302011wioioiuiwf 0.9 if .5 P 1 i i 221 N. Front St. Phone 263 : 5 i i 5 TEA RooM j j g lN'l21lll1f21Ctt1I1CTS of High Grade h b i CHOCOLATES and i i C H111 CYS i Q 1CECREgUlf: Q ELECTRIC CO. Q HOT LUN H13 C 3 g T' Everything Electrical 3 . E. 1 c d Cr. .4 Al. 5 C , . T ! DCl1LlOllb 011161111 e 1111ne s XX estmglhouse Ranges and ' ' ' U I Try Om. Savage XVElSl'lC1'S - New Toasted Sandwiches Apex Vacuum Cleaners g The? em dehcloub lQZ1CllOS of tl1e best make. 1 -' 1 1 Al 11 i : 138 Front St. Phone 1301 bl ectllm Contractors Miss Burr1i's, after l1er recent invasion of Detroit a11d all the wonderful plays, relates that, the plays r11n into a happy ending about as serenely as- a taxi into a pedestrianf' All illi i i0lUihlI.?hi1fill?1ib2UIUiUQCIil:QlfQUQlIQhQlIQ IQ i Q Qtfifzf O g GENERAL INSURANCE 5 James A. Ellenor is l571f2 Lochiel Street ' ! g Representative for i GREAT-XYEST LIFE ASSURANCE COMPANY i Also - , ! Automobile, Accident, Fire, and All Classes of Casualty Insurance ' - S and Guarantee Bonds. Q ! i Q A complete 11ew line of Underwood and Royal Typefwriters for I sale or rent. 1 ! Q ! Phones 2731 and l22lW. Q 0:01- DQUQIIQI Q ll li Q i i i DQ i l i l l !l Di lil 1 lil QOQI QI i li Q Q1 0:0 THE COLLEGIATE UQ! QCIQOQUQQYQUQUQUQOQUQUQUQC QflilPQUQC!Q'l7QUQOQ0i0QU'f0Q1 Q1 QI Qi. MORE GRAIN TO SELL-MORE SPEED AS WELL f'.fI7'iM?'. ..,,, . -L: - ,,,,E ..-V - 31 . - j 54i ':L g ': ,,,.,,. ,.,. ....,....... ........,......, . . V .... ,,.. ' 5 .,j335,Z .. ,.,,... 1 ,,....,.. , .,.. -.-., .-.-. - .J-':.1:--1.-:mfr1-rf'--fr--H2-2-1'-i-I -, - I-1-af ' -'----- '- - -A -'v-- ,N :inf IX I f' 5' 1, .,.,.,.., f--,v M., t:..,:,-,-:-.,- '--- -'-.-----' I -ref' -,--'- Y:-AN-I-rx'-2' 4-- 4 .?' Y 'A iz, 2, H - 5,-k . I -, K ' .:,,.Q.,,.,l.:-.juI,:,.,:.,,,,..,Q.I.::.5,,f:-.jrS,.j:i,, .,v, Q T: .,-.-., ,-.-..,,.--. . . ,....- .,-- ' -- - ' Q- ,X 'W-. ' -- A ' f .5 N -' -.'. ' 5. .l..5s:s:g - '- -'- 1 , '- ' .,1,3- -1261 ' . V, ,..,,.. , j igs ..,. 5 ' ,E., ,, E' ' 'E-'A M i V' - - b. E ' 4 i . fi., - ? :z :: -- 4 ' '-:::.2-'-1-1-f-1:1:1:f::::::::.-.:.1.:,. ,igu 3' ffl V N ek.: 211 .-Ai '-f-J? 'Y 'gy354:1,5' V ..,.. , 4 -,..-l : i n j 533:1::::31::::55.1313555: .1.QjQQQQ2j:f'g:+ .,.v L -'iaGwwiigsg1gs,z5fg1gs5r5131g1:5::1:::.:', -, - 4..' ..',' . 1.3.1 .,,, iii ---'-- -4-'-- . ...Y-wg . ',':s::.1iNff . ,.,,.,.,. : . ,.,., X -ii 'f-tg? --'-'--'A '- f .. . . we -A s Q, mf 1. Ka. iz E-'V -- ' U tiling' -f 5212+ tQ X ,J . ,r . 22x38 25x42 Z8x46 32x54 You will be immediately impressed with its old-fashioned quality, plus modern construction. HART-PARR TRACTORS s...-1--'fl if 6,4 Q. ' ee---A -.-V-f-g3c'5V 12-24 18-36 28-50 Cut your costs in two by usingi a Hart-Parr Tractofr burning fuel oil. Tlhr 5111111 Cgunhizun Efhrwhrr Gln., iiimitril , SARNIA - ONTARIO IQ Q QOQUQQQQla0Q0l0Q0l0i i Q Q0i0QOlll-0Q Q 1ll1QUil10iU1 THE COLLEGIATE E I S7 1 S7 ' 7 g he marina up In Unmn - ' 76 5 m412ffffLK Do You Need ' ERYNMS ic ! not faerie,-. HCSIERY ? ! fWearBeller- I Ollre Better . i May we suggest th-at -our store 1S a ' good place to buy them? 5 Chilton Stockings-Silk from top U to toe-with the new narrow French i Heel that lends grace to the silken i clad ankle. i French Tan, Chateau Parchment. i Gun Metal, Pearl Blush, Black and i XVhite. i 5 FRED MILLS Q . Clark- I just bought two new handkercliiefs at 33.00 each. Twaites- That's a lot to blow in, isn't it?', .20 FQUCUH Q QKlQOQUl JC Ql7QUQUQUQ3-UQ Q H021 QUQUQOQIQIQUQIQ 11 i l N D li 400 S b b R i ew o erty uper ue ec ange ! The triplex grates are for burning coal l or coke. The lower part of the fire pot is i lined with brick, but the.upper part h-as Q carefully fitted cast iron linin-gs. In the l summer, if it is desired to burn Wood, the i end coal linings are taken out, and special - wood bottom is set in place over the ! gnaftes. You now have the proper Ere-box ' for wood, because when the back end is G removed it opens up an extension pocket ! which enables one t-o put in a long stick. ' 24-inch wood can be burned, and of almost i any shape, for the door is large and there - is plenty of room everywhere. No need to I spend hours whititling up small stove-wood. i Our Show Room, open every business i day, is opposite the Public Library. Q The Doherty Mfg. Co. ! Limited. Makers of Good Stoves for 47 years. 0:01 1 in: xi 1 2 1 1 103010101 lilliili1litllllitiifliliitlilliiliiiitlilli THE. COLLEGIATE Q Q ! S. C I 8: I S PIN S ! ' 0 I O O . g The latest designs in Class Pins and Rings can be secured at i T T Q 5 E. . BA ES, JEWELLER 5 g We sell and repair all makes of fountain pens. 5 When You Leave High School 5 ! One of our specialized courses will enable you to put your edu- ! cation to work, will place you in line for the better positions where Q opportunity and promotion awaits you. Q ' Q v I 1 , 1 2 I 2 4' - UDV 1 Q 'f 5 ' , 1 V ! 311,123 If l 0 ,f fl' ' ! Judge- lN'h'at's the charge agin' this intein? Ufficer- Stealing nine bottles of beer, your lioiiourfi Judge- Case dismissed, I Can't make El case out of nine lmttlesf, Q Q Q Q Q ! ! ! g Q xi -?',l 5 i YQSQBW i Q i Q Q Q ! I Q Greetmgs from the Q Q ! K' ' Cl b 5 5 IWHHIS ll 5 Q i Q f s ' f g o arnla 5 Q Q - I UIOIQUQOQKIQOHIlQl!QOQOQllQOQxlQlliUQl QI i ll! QKli0i0iUQ QI QUQIDQUQOQUQK O 0.0 Q1QQQNQQiQQQQQ1QQilQQQQiQQQYQQU -UQ THE COLLEGIATE. V Q .. v . Qt Q1 if QC Q Q Q Q1 QI Q1 Q4 QC QKOOQ f.Q QUQUQUQI QUQK QUQUQUQOQUQOQ ! ! i I The Sweetest Place in Town Morrls Bros., Ltd. 1 - Call iii, Collevgians, as you pass the door, and try our Hom-emade Candy MONUMENTALISTS ! 5 . ' ' M.d f .ld'l'. We have 111 stock Q diiterent fl G rem al 5 V31'iCfiGS Of Gfilllite to 561955 Ditfereiit kinds for every taste. from and feel coniidenrt that V . they can satisfy the most re- -hm Crows 3 Speclalty' lined tastes, both as to work- A 1 manship and materials. S Q ! 7 156 vieiafia sr. S N S . . Q E 13110116 278 bww- g Q 106 christina st. Phone 119 i ! Gordon Helps Georffe, the enffineer. is plain s oken. He calls a s wade a s Jade. by b l But you wouldn't give a Nichol for what he calls a lawn mower. Canada's Oldest Loan Company The Lambton Loan X lnvestmenit Co. will advance loans on the security of Imperial Gil Limited Stock. Application may be made at head ohice, IQI N. Front Street. The Lambton Loan 8: Investment Co. Established in 1844. N. S. GURD, J. M. HUNT, President. W Manager. Q 0QliIQ1i0QOQOQ i li lilll l ll Q QUQ ill- - Q li 1 lllbltlillillf UM IQ QI Q IQ! QUQUQIlQUi1PQIIQUQQIDKIQOQUQUQUQUQUQK Q1 QI QUQU2 THE. COLLEGIATE I ' ,A,, In I- THE CITY WITH A FUTURE . OFFERS IdeaI Living Conditionsg Diversified EmpIoy mentg Hydro-EIectric Powerg Cheap CQaIg NaturaI Casg Pure Water. Fresh Water Bathing Amusement Parks UneXceIIed Educational Facilities SARNIA CITY COUNCIL---1929 lQ0,lQ iIQ i iUQ Q Q lliil l i l i i i Q l lil l QUQIIQ TI-IE COLLEGIATE. E, ,,,,,,,,,-,,,.,,-.,.,.,-.,-.,-.,..,,-.,-..-.,-.,-.,-.,-I,-..-.,-.iw...,...,-0.-.I-.I-......, 2 MACKENZIE, MILNE 8x CO. Q LIMITED ! I ! . I HARDWARE, SHEET METAL WORK, ELECTRIC SIGNS, A. J. REACH, WRIGHT el DITSON SPORTING GOODS i j CANADA PAINT AND VARNISHES I Mackenzie, Milne 8: Co., Limited ' FRONT sTREET, sARNIA SIIIitII-HNYIIO told you that dress was too l0ng.?,' Marie- No one, but yesterday it Caught on my garter. .:, UQOQ atYQUQIIQOHUQUQIIQUI 'Qhi .iUiK7il7iOQUQl QUQI Q IQ M if Q 5 IVICFee's Garage STORAGE ACCESSORIES SERVICE STATION Q Cromwell Street Satnia, Ont. Phone 29 I 9 C.OlQOQlIl0i l Q li l i li lillQ0i0i0QlllUi0illQ i I1 Q' IQ IQ Q DQ Q 1,0 THE COLLEGIATE 050 illilllfli 1 v I 3 2 an ! 7 ! S ' 9 Q QMANLEY 1 Q CG'bb0nS Q i a ! s ' I I ED I A g L M T g g Drug Store g Q E ! DUQUQUQOQUQI QUQUQUQUQUQUC i ' Headquarters for ' ' ' SCHOOL BOOKS and WHOLESALE and RETAIL , COLLEGIATE sUPPL1Es ! ! ! ! C ! H Papers Fountain Pens I I Magazines Office Supplies I I i Latest Fiction g g I . 156 Front St. ! The Store That Gives Service g 145 Lochiel st. Phone 1002 Phone 145 Res' Phone MM Boss- Did you take Jenkins home after he was run over by the steam roller? Harris Cworking for pavement Col- Yes, and 'his wife wasn't home so we shoved him under the door. QFYQUQ Q Q QI-II-UQ!IQUQUMOQOQUQKIwiF-Ui0QUQUQU,0-IQ llil QUQIO? ! Lets in fresh air and sunshine, opens up alleys to inspection, trans- ! forms back yards which are too often eyesores 1Y1't'O n'ature's beauty I Q spots. For residence lawns and gardens our Flfower Bed Border Q I provides ample protection. l i These can be supplied either painted or galvanized. Nothing i i so adds to the attractive appearance of your home as -a clean-clipped lawn with an appropriate fence. - ! Let us measure your lot and make an estimate of the cost of I ! fencing it. 3 , V + ! I '5.'!.'2'2'2'2':':':':'t.':':':':':':':':':'2':':.':':':'.t':':':':T:':':':':':':':':':':E':':':E. .!:':':':':Z':':':E '-'- -'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'- ' llllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 1 nnnuull ' I uumnmnnummmmnnmnmumm fullllllllii IIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIII Q llllllIIllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllIllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllll mmumnmnuuiu nunInunImunuiuiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ' nmnuuuuumuumuuunmm nummnnnmuuuumnnmmnuunmum: ,. munumuuuuun 1Inmumummm.mmm,,.,.H, 3 unuumnunmumnmuunnm unluInumlmIuuI1Iuuuumunuummmn IllIlllllllllllllllllllllulllllllllllllll ' - -- -'-'-'----'-'v--- 'wvu------wafuiuuu-sul -an-sl-vw-v-1 --of ,. -...i-. ...,,.. .. .... - ....,. ...........,.,...,,,, e arnla ence o., 1m1t ' I h S ' F C L' ' ed SARNIA, ONTARIO. O:Ol-ilQUQOQOQ0,0QUQ1Iilli IQ DQOQ QI Q Q WINNIPEG, MANITOBA Q1Iii!-KIQOQOQKIDDQUQIDQ!IQKQ TI-IE COLLEGIATE ' 'U i E I I ' v C - W W I ! I . : i : g A few every day necessities i for Collegiate pupils: Wrist i E Vxztcheg, Folfntalirn Pezms, Exlger- Gilt Pays To Look Wellya i s rp encl s, oun am en 2 . : i Ink, etc. If your eyes are giving you 'NIGDERN - SANITARY Q any ' trouble, our optical de- I ' I partment is in charge of a C I 3 Q . ! 2 ! I Doctor of Optics wlho devotes I ' A is W o e time to eye wor '. j 3 ' I 11 11 1 ' it Q i ! U i ! i ! E. P. , 143 N. Front St. Sarnia I ' ! ! ! g Jeweller and Optometrist U 2 154 Front St. Sarnia, Ont. ' R03 CODLING' Prop' l ! ! I ! Did you ever hear of the Scotch boy who shot his parents so he could go to the orphans picnic? .i.t--,-u-,----0----- -1- -1- -2-1 ------ -I-1Y-1,-H-U-U-U-1--1---xi E Phone zsso 107 N. Christina sf. Q 2 .lla 9 , log 5 ! 2 9 i Q DISTRIBUTORS OF i ! ! g DURANT CARS RUGBY TRUCKS i . i Q Sales and Service i ! i ! Q I I i Mills otor Sales C 0 02012011 ini ri 1 QOQ0lOQllQl 1 1'ifiiKiiililiillllllliiiliililil 2 li 1 lilillff THE CGLLEGIATE 050101 31 3311 ?0iUi1'i0i01l1Z0ivi11411030311113 2 Z 1 li 1110 2 Coats E Smart Styles - New Ideas - Attractive Prices l i . 5 Sllk Dresses 2 ln Flat Crepe and Cantons at 516.50 i Q Hats of Felt and Straw g In the newest spring styles and colors. Attractively priced at 52.98 to 56.50. l Q V Q Q Edgar A. lVl1lls ! ! Phones 138-461 132 Front Street ! O Soph. to Carl Chalmers at service stat-iron- Keep Ethyl now?', Carl- I gas so . .- QzglQllQUQ0l0Q1liUQllQlQ Q l 1 1 ll QKQ Q QI!QUQ4I-UQU1lll4Il4Iil itll! 5 Phone 4703 471 256-260 N. Christina St. E ' Lambton Motors E i i AUTHORIZED FORD SALES AND SERVICE i and GENERAL REPAIRING Q , E Gas, Oil, Accessories Q ! Responsible and courteous. Service at all times. i P Q -- A , Q 0 ! Storage Cars Washed Wrecker Service ! f:.l-ll-0,Kl-UQl Q IQ - Q IQ! Q1 QOQOQUQUQOQUQ Q iQ Q lQOQOQllQUQllQ0iU THE COLLEGIATE 5? 'ini QOQ0iUQOQOQlJi0Q0i1lilliwg ,rg ini: 3 w1uL30g0gn3qg0g 301 ! i i g IN BUYING i I L , I 5 I ucas EAL'S Groceteria Q . Business Built on g Good White Q CLEANLINESS e Q ! e QUALITY g B R E A D and i i i SERVICE i You are assured of the best. Q The home of High Grade Coffees I We are satisfied only when we and Teas ! lead the way in QUALITY Q ! ! We Deliver 3 5 Q ! g Phone 377 Q Phone 639 373 George se. e 1 e Gord Paterson- NYill, your eoat's ripped. Bill XVil1iaIIIs- Nope, just seaIII's ripped. ! ffwe Aim to SERVE You Better l i Phone 707 ! Q WILLARD POLE ! l DRUGGIST-At the Red Store i i KODAKS STATIONERY CANDY i Telephone: Store 1725 Residence 156 170 N. Christina St. ! U W .I BARRIE i O O i PLUMBING, HEATING and IRON WORK I Hot Water Heating, Hot air Heating, Steam Heating I Plumbing, Gas Fitting, Sheet Iron Work, Eavetroughing C .:ODQl Q DQ Q! Q4iQOQOQ1IQOQIlQOQ0illl0lUl0i0i1lllil iill0QIlQ0- IQ PQ Q0 - TI-IE COLLEGIATE .:. :IQ UQ Q Q Q QOH! QOQOQUQOQOQKYQUQU ' For Sport and Exercise . BOWL AT THE International Bowling Alleys g FOR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 2 Reserve Your Alleys by Phone-Call 2898 ' i Stranger- Have any big men been born in this city? N. Nichol- No, only babies. fi. 101020101011 Q - Q IQ! - ld mi QiQfEQUQUQUQIIQUQUHUQUQUQQ at Q Q ' ' S ' f , AT - - ! Friendly ! ALMOST TOO L E g C Q That's what Billy Williams, s ' Q S Norm-an Patterson and Bill Q Onoperallon Q Turnbull said when they i rushed in to canvass for this ! ls the key note of Bank of l .Toronto Service. If you ! like our service, tell g your friends. 2 lYe welcome new customers. 2 This Bank is' Here to Help You. The Banlgy of Toronto i I. NV. SIMBSON, Manager. 01011slim1202ui1xioioiuiuinioiui..ozo ! i I ad. lille are just going to press. LOTS OF MEN- Are too late applying for their Life Insurance. They leave it till they're just going to die. Buy yours when you're young so you can cash it when you're old. W. A. WATSON THE GREAT wEsT LIFE O:OlQUQOQOQOQUQOQlIQUQOQOQOQOQ OQUQUQOQI Q .1 Q lil Q Q1 M THE COLLEGIATE - gig 10102011 Q0i0QllQOQUQ47i0i0iiOF ,ig 101010101 1 2 1 3 1 Zfiricoi' I -And, strange to tell, among i Q ' i that Earthen Lot NlLlLbON'S CHOCOLATES E Some could articulate, while By BOX and Bulk Q others not,' . Q And suddenly one more im- l, Q patient cried- ' I Who is the Potter, Pray, and 3 1 Q who the Pot? ' ICE CREAM g Umar Khayyam SQFT DRINKS Q S - S I ! l ! CIQARETTES i DFUAA? PV i Q i ! I ! 2 I ! ! i .! ! I Q Q ALLCROFT'S 5 g ' CANDY sHoPPE ! i NFRONT 5.TSAf?fVfA i Who is the certain person in the S.C.l. who is so dumb that his mind would have gone had it not been too weak to travel? ? 'm 'S'? g FOR BIG CAR PERFORMANCE , s Q AT STILL A LOW PRICE ! ! U I 2 PO TIAC---Big Six 2 i i g Has Still Retained Its Place as a Leader Q l g LOOK AT THE FACTS LOOK AT TI-IE CAR C 4 i i Sarnia Pontiac-Oakland Motors Q C ca GEORGE and CHRISTINA STS. Qoniugoioi 2 Z QUQIDOiUD1lQlll0i'0QUQ1IQOQUQKIQOQK QYIQ I1 11111 ini Q0 TI-IE COLLEGIATE 93.11109 1 3 1 1 1 1 ioioioiuimoi piuiuiniuiue ni 141 01 ri 1 ini ! - ! ! g The Canacllan 5 g mlm - - i Q' . :S Bank of Commerce i F -N i i i X 7x i Over Soo Operating Branches i i Q Q ls P ! XVe solicit your patronage 'isliiiiilisifagiz of 2 National Q Q Barber Shop U Capital 32-1,323,400 ' Headquarters for Q I COLLEGIATE STUDENTS E behave S2'l'823'4OO' The Place for Boys or Girls I - i ! Q C. A. RINTOUL ! F' M' HAINEP' Manager' 159 Christina St. Phone 1825 0:0131 QOQIIQ l Q QOQ 2 QOQUQ-1:30 I QQBQUQUQUQCYH!lQl7QU-0i0QOQOQOQ jean- XVhy is your face so red? Vera- Cause ,lean- Cause why? Vera- Causemetics. , TQ Q QUQUQUQUQUQ Q -1 Q1IQiQI3QU-UQUQOQU-0Ql5Q1YQOQUQUQ Q Q QU- g JoHN GARROCI-1 : coAL i WOOD ' i coma : Phone 824 Office: 219 Front St. QEQNQUQ Q Q QUQOQfVQUQUQUQUQKFQUQUQUQUQUifIQUQUQOQUQUQUQ ll QU.0- E DO YOUR SHOPPING UNDER ONE ROOF ! l SP ERRY'S i ! U WHERE YOU BUY THE NEWEST FIRST FOR LESS! C:Oll01Ul0T1 Yllllllillilllllil ll0lU10l0i0il lil llklillilDl0QlliKlll!QOQUQOi0 THE. COLLEGIATE Q Q i Q i iUQ0lU1l7i1Hillil3lUiU11ll0iUQ0l4lQ Q Q QIY Q Compliments of Sarnia Bridge Co., Limited Massillon Bar Joists and Structural Steel THE COLLEGIATE Q:Q0:0Q0-0QOQOQUQllQOQQ-0alYQOQUQOQUQUQOQU-1Q1lwil-0QOQOQU-0i0Qf.:. g 1612 Loclhiel st. Phone 2460 i Market Square. 2 J. J. MURPHY 2 i REAL ESTATE, LAKE and RIVER F RONTAGE i INSURANCE OF ALL KINDS i c a . . 2 i Only Frrst Class Companies Represented. i c i Q . ! They call her Pearl cause she's so easy to string. How do you know Gordon P .:. ll!QiluiQUallQ1!Q0Q0Q0Q0QUQUQUQKFQUQOQTTM!HQ!5QUQUa0Q0i0-UQK.:. i A W ord to Our Advertisers 5 i As we prepare the 'fCollegiate for 1929 the realization of how much we de- s pend upon the support of our advertisers comes forcibly home to us. -We have Q l endeavoured to solicit the support of every business firm and professional man i in the city. In most cases we have received their earnest and Whole-hearted sup- 2 i port and for this we are very grateful. Q i VVhen we approach our advertisers we endeavour to impress upon them Q - the advantages of advertising in the Colilegiate . We impress the fact that this ! i magazine goes out into over a thousand different homes in this city and is relatd i i by the parents as well as the pupils. Unlike a newspaper, the Collegi,ate'l has 2 - a permlanent value and its pages are frequently referred to by pupils for years Q i afterwards. ! i On the otiherihand, the Collegiate is not a money making pro-pos-ition but i ' 1S essentially the mirror of the students and the Work they are doing. By adver- i 'tl5i112 ill this Ulagiaziiie you iaire enabling the students of this school to pub-lish a i C magazine that is on a par with the best high sfchool publications in the Dominion. A ! Surely, the-business and DI'O'fC'SSlO1'l3'l men of this city would not ftail to support . i us even if it was only for this last cause alone. i . Therefore, on behlablf of the student body we take this opportunity of thank- E ing our advertisers whose hearty support has made this magazine possible and Q hope that yo-u will continue your advertisements in years to come. Q ! 'J'10303'?''3'7103034'14li03031110102433034:ini4micnitiioioioioioioioi 0:0 THE COLLEGIATE i ELECTRIC WASHERS 2 S. W. PAINTS Q g Central Hardware g i Cor. Mitton and Ontario 5 10QOQOQOQ0-0Q0i0Q1iQOQ'4'i0i1illli0QlIllltiilYillillil!i0Q1liUiUlf'i0QllC i GET GAS i DOHERTY GAS STATION g Agent for WI-IIPPET AUTOMOBILES ! E noir? 1 Z iUQlIQ!!,UQOQllQClQ0l0lUi4lj0i0Q0i1!l0QOQUQl in 1:1 111005 g BARGE s Q g CLEANERS and DYERS ' ! i Phone 1650 We call and deliver. 6 QUQ1P-1IQ!XQUQUQKIQO-OQUQUQKP101Ul0TU10i1il!iQ!FQUQUQC5iUiUQ0lUQOQl!C i g D. J. Ross 5 ! FUNERAL and AMBULANCE SERVICE Q ! Sarnia, Ontario U 102 Davis St. at Victoria Phone 81 Misner fshlowing picture of himself on a donkeyj- That was taken at the exlhibitionf' Helen Paterson- But who is that on your back. gzg EQ! Q 'Q1lQ1iiiIQUQUQOQOQOQUQOQIIQOQOQOQOQQDQUQUQOQOQOQUQOQK QI QUQCQO Q BULMAN DRIVURSELF STATION 2 ! . Operating under a Hertz License Q ! BUICKS, PoNTIACs and CHEVROLETS Q ! ,UQD1,alQ1D1D0-0302inPQUQOQ1Q1YQUQUQOQUQUQUQUQCDaiDUQHQUQ ' 1 COLLEGIATE TROUSERS, 18 x 20 bottoms, Special, 32.98 and 83.95 SPORT SWEATERS TO MATCH, 32.98 and 33.95 Q i BRITISH CLOTHING Co. i 145 N. Front St. Phone 1640 i g SCROGGIE'S g i ONE OF SARNlA'S GOOD STORES Q G Featuring I.INENs, STAPLES, SILKS, WOOLLENS, ! ! I MILLINERY and READY-To-wEAR Q ! 139 Front Street A Sarnia, Ontario ' l 'K7iUiUi0Qllilliiiiiliiii!lilliliiiDilDilliililliililbillifliiii010i0illitli0iKlC i g CLARKE'S CHINA SHOPPE ! i 122 N. Christina St. Opp. Bell Telephone g Sarnia's Dinnerware Home 8:01 QOQOQ! H llDiOillQ0ll724IQUQOQUQIli'll!lQkIQUl1ilkl1Dl0i0QOQUQIlQOQK .:. . THE COLLEGIATE 2 G. se A. GARDINER, Limited i HARDWARE, FLOUR, FEED ancll SEEDS g Phone 12-113 Market Square g CALIFORNIA FRUIT MARKET i SUNKIST ORANGES - BANANAS i All California Fruit U i S. SCARLATTA Cromwell St., Sarnia ' ' U , ' ': ' ' ' I AUTO TIRE REPAIR CO. , g VULCANIZING and TIRE ACCESSORIES i 238 Christina Street, N. Phone 784 i IOM!5QUQOQKDQOQUQIIQOMIDQUQOMISMKJMOMUMIIMDQUQI7QllQOQUQOQOMDQllQOQ I ALEX. ROSE Sz TSON g Choice Meats of all kinds i Telephones: 1208 1209 207 Front St. O:QlQllQ47QOQOQOQiDQUQOMOMUM DMI QI Qlli M IM QOQ IQ Q Q IQUQOQUQOQUQU Mr. Coles- McNeil, what are assets? McNeil-- Young donkeys, aren't they. e J. E. EISENBACH i FRESH AND CURED MEATS i Fruits and Vegetables in Season. i Phone 414 271 Devine Street g Our Motto: SERVICE SARNIA STEAM LAUNDRY I TURNBULL end McMlLLAN, Peeps. Telephone ear i IlXQUMIYMlIQOQUQIIQOQDMOMl1MOMOMOMUi0MllMClMl MDQI QUQOQOQI7QUMOMl PQ I JAMES C. BARR 5 WRIST WATCHES and ' g GRADUATION GIFTS i 105 QI QI3-1330-1IQIIWIWIMIFQUQUQIIQUQUQIIQUQUQUQUQUQUQ M Q MITTON STREET HARDWARE ! SCHOOL SUPPLIES and STATIONERY i Flo Glaze Paints and 30-Minute Lacquer Enamel-Hill Crest Paints S Four Ho r Paint and Var ish u n ! P 110116 1822 Cor. Kathleen and Mitten .3DQUQII-U,OalIQOQOQKlQOQ0-lIQIIQOQOQIIQUQIIa!InU,llQOQUQUQO-lIDU.1la THE COLLEGIATE ,:, 21112111 if101011111130111ia1102:111nxmxicmiemisimxixiicxi 1 3 in 1 if ! SARNIA TIRE COMPANY I . . ! FIRESTONE TIRES AND TUBES g H. KARN . Davis and Christina Sts. 6 .UQUQUQIIQUQUQ itliililillitlitliillllliliiYiilitlillillillilliilillitlillilll F RASER'S GROCERY I For Fresh Fruits and Table Vegetables g at Right Prices i 011101 Z 111 Z1 Z wif ilIiiIillilllllillilllllitlilyiuini 3 303, 3, ? ini, i 0. J. NICKELS I FRUITS and GROCERIES I SCHOOL SUPPLIES I Phone 69 109 Crawford St. Sarnia, Ont. i 9UQllQlIQOiUQOQOQOQl lQOQOQtli0Q0i1 Yi! PQI li0QUl0QUQOQUQ1 Yilbilliflilii I HOLLAND INSURANCE AGENCY ALL LINES - COMPLETE COVERAGE I 151 Front St. Phone 1282 QOIQIIQUQOQIIQUQUQUQ Q H0202 IQ ,II-C Q QUQ Q IQ! Q1 Q IQUQUQOQOQUQII Mr. Fielding-- VVhat are the Poles doing in Russia? Allen Cdreamilyj- Keeping up the telegraph wires I suppose. I W. E. C. WORKMAN ! Experienced Dealer in I MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS I Popular Sheet Music and Teachers' Supplies a Specialty. i 126 Victoria St. N. Sarnia, Ont. ELIZA-BETH ARDEN TOILETRIES KODAKS, ETC. I HUNT CANDIES CFresh every week., i . REG. C. R. BELL, Phm.B. I Phone 165-1595 Yes! We Deliver. Just Phone. i IIQUQOQUQIIQ!IQUQUQUQIIQ!1-1lQUQOQI,QIlQ1IatIQ!IQUQUQUQOQUQIIQUQUQ Q SARNIA CITY DAIRY I Milk and Cream, Butter, Cheese, 'Chocolated Dairy Drink, Eggs. I ' Ice Cream, Bricks, Eskimo Pie, Frost Bites. I Near the Campus or at your Dealer. S DUQUQ Q1 M QOQOQ1llKlQ0.0ilPillilYillibillitlitiifiiiiitlitQii Q i0Q1 ! C. L. BROWN ' ! REAL ESTATE ana INSURANCE I Money to Loan on Mortgages I 168 Front St. Phone 101 THE COLLECCIATE. ,S YQ0Q0Q0.0i0QlllUQlFl!lQ11Q1DQ!ll3iUQlbl0Q1DQOQI3QUQQlQ0Q0Q0.0Q0Q0QIlQlO:O O .. lgrnfmninnal Birvrinrg g I0i0Q1ll0l0iK1i0i0llll!itll!Di0Al10i1DilHi!YT!biillbhlliilllli0l010QOQUC g i MONCRIEFF 8. WOODROW i 3 BARRISTERS. SOLICITORS AND NOTARIES i 3 GEORGE G. MONCRIEI-'E CHARLES S. WVOODROW CHARLES E. XYTOODRONV ' i BANK UF CODIBIERCH BLDG. K PHONE 326 i i IUl0i0i0i0i1bllliillillliifliillhihihllIitElibiililliililiiililiilbillilbilllPCQ i W. S. HANEY i BARRISTER, ETC. i K HANK Or COMM1-:RCE BUILDING Q ' QUQUQOQOQUQUQIDQIli!UQUQUQOQOQKlQOQOQOQUQl,QUQI1QUQIDQOQUQOQOQUQUU ! Q D. PARK JAMIESON i ! l BARRISTER. SOLICITOR, NOTARY ! ! 21792 CHRISTINA STREET. N. PHONE 1636 ! ! U i11lfliilill!liliilli1li0lUiU10i0i1liililhiibiiliiYifllililiilPitlitlililtlltllllf i i WEIR 8. WEIR i Q BARRISTERS. SOLICITORS. ETC. i Q A. XVEIR, B.A. LL.B., K.C. ' A O. WVEIR. B.A. i i PHONE 137 215-217 FRONT in Q i i IUiii!lillillQilihllli!Di!!lfillbillilbi!Hill!!lllihiiiiibl!!5010lDi0i0l1l1lPC i i MG A i i J. RAY DONOHUE BARRISTER. SOLICITOR. ETC. i . BANK O1-' COMMERCE CHADIBERS, SARNIA PHONE 400 ' i QClQOQUQUQClQ0,UQOQOQUQlIQUQOQIIQUQUQCQOQUQUQUQQlQUiUQOQOQUQOQlYC Q LOGAN 8. LOGAN A i EARRISTERS, ETC. , i JOHN R. LOGAN - J. GORDON LOGAN i 1-10 LOCHIEL STREET. SARNIA i : mlQ0Q1IwiDillQIDQUQUQUQUQUQUQC-1iQ!QOQCQICUQUQUilIQUQDQUQUQOI C I I i MESSRS. PARDEE, GURD, FULLER 8: TAYLOR i BARRISTERS. ETC.. i 189W FRONT ST. NORTH. sARN1A. ONT. ' I i i N. S. GURD. B.C.I. H. E. FULLER H. M. TAYLOR i - IUQUQUQUQOQQIQOQUQOQC1QOQUQOQUQOQKDQUQUQOQUQUQUQIIQUQUCUQUQUQUQ 3 l U Q COWAN, COWAN 8: GRAY Q EARRISTERS. SOLICITORS. ETC. E JOHN COWAN H. COWAN R. W. GRAY ' i INDUS1'RIAL l5IOR'l'GAGE BLDG. , . 0:011131202021Q11rim111:Quianic:oi11101011nie110241211101014rioioioioini. is THE COLLEGIATE Qzg Q IQUQUQUQCDQUOUQUQOQ1'QOOOQI i1UQ1liUl0illlllQ0lhQUll Q - iUiUQ01i.:2 i . i LESUEUR, LESUEUR 8: DAWSON i BARRISTERS. SOLICITORS. ETC. i R. V. LESUEUR N. L. LESUEUR F. P. DAWSON ' u i i PHONE 110 174 E6 CHRISTINA ST. i i 1lll0i0Q1llUi0iUil O i lilillllhlhilFillihllllllillihihillilli0i0l0l0QOC i Q . F. E. BENNETT Q ! REGISTERED CIIIROPRACTOR AND DRUGLESS THERAPIST ! Q OFFICE PHONE 1097 HY U 1395 N. FRONT STREET ! ! RES. PHONE 1219 A .RAY SARNIA. ONTARIO ' i ilIQ!iwla!IQIDQ!li!!QIIQ!!QUQU-0QOQ0-llQKlQ QOQUQIQOQOQUQUQUQOQDC Q i i i T. V. ANDERSON i GRADUATE AMERICAN SCHOOL OF OSTEOPATHY i Q PHONE 508 FRONT 167 ! 1011lillillihlllllblllihi lil il il il O li lil ll ll ll i lihil 1 illilliilihillf ! g 187W N. FRONT STREET . PHONE 1823 g i DR. H. C. BAYNE i DENTIST I i RES. PHONE 1057-XV 1' ' .IQUQUQIIQIDwi7QOQOQ0i0QUQ0l0Q1IQOQUQUQUQK Q QDQOQOQQYQHQOQOQDQ g Q DR. E. w. FALCDNER Q ' ROYAL COLLEGE DENTAL SURGEOXS ,! E AND I ,- Q , TOR ONTO UNIVERSITY i 1011llhllli01llillQ0illllll0lllillillilblbllllilltlll i i if 1 llllllllhlllillf Q i 147Vz LOCHIEL STREET A' PHONE 581 i Q DR. E. A. STOREY, L.D.S., D.D.S. Q DENTI ST I ' ' OVER DOMINION BANK ! ! IOQIPQUQUQUQOQUQID14I10QKiQ!!l0i0ill1!li0i010l li0l0lUi0QUQllQOQUillC ! I - i i ROY G. MacGREGOR, D.D.S., L.D.S. i Q DENTIST I ' A011055 F1-40M P, 0, PHONE 667. RESIDENCE T21 Q ! I1l10i0i0llDQI'QiPQIliCliUQOilli0i0lU1lllilllDi!Illbl!lill10QOQ01llQOQUQl!Q ! g 161W LOCHIEL ST. PHONE 201 g i DR.,J. J. McKENNA - i DENTIST E : RES. PHONE .528-WV : g 14Di!DQOOGlQ0l0i0i0i0l0llillIlllilYltiiliiiillbilDQ!IQOQUQIbQUi0QUQOQOQIlC : i W. A. HARTLEY, L.D.S., D.D.S. i X.RAY i GRADUATE ROYAL COLLEGE DENTAL SURGEONS i i COR. CHRISTINA AND LOCHIEL STREETS PHONE 15 8 0 i 'S 0,0 liilillllliliitli0Q0i0illiClilliOilDilliliiiil11011lilliIiilllllitlillillltlil Dic 19:9 4.111011 lQUQOQOQOQUQOQK XQU THE COLLEGIATE. ' ' 't 'i l i.YyQ'QE llQQQ'W i' ' M 5 S. C. 1. GRADUATES ! To Write Your Insurance I ! THOMAS H. COOK HOMER LOCKHART g Phone No. 1. Q EAT Q ' B .1 ! Mackey S Butternut rea g Rich as' Butter-Sweet as a Nut i From Your Grocer or 'Delivered to Your Door. MACKEY'S BREAD, LTD. i Phone 643. OIQIQUQ Q QI Ql-0l0llli0Qlll'0QilQ0l0Q4lllllillilfili0QOQOQl7Q IQ Q Q QPU Mr. Brush- l'm going to give you this violin. K. George- An out and out gift ?,' Mr. Brush- Absolute-1 '! N0 Strings on it. 3 S S STUDENTS, BANKS, and BANKING Q A Savings Account gives incentive to thrift, and brings the future g business man into touch with banks and banking methods. g There is a Savings Department in every branch of the Bank of i Montreal. Interest is paicl on all Savings Deposits. 5 ANK UF MO TRE L Q Established I8I7 Total Assets in excess of S870,000,000. E Sarnia Branch:T.A.lVlACKAY, Manager. 1 ..OlQ1lQll, Q Q it 1 Q QI Q i Qili DQ it114lillill10Q0i0QOQ0illillQlQ02 iUQOQ1!QUQKlQOQ Q In DQUQOQUQUQOQOQUQI THE COLLEGIATE. 0:0 1iII1U1n1Ihismicminima-it:initnicmicnilL11in:ix1111011mitlicrilrioiuiuiuiuqlbzzA ! ! I 15792 LOCHIEL ST. PHONE 2592 . Q DR. A. E. HUGHES Q I DENTIST g .IMKQIDQUQOQIDQOQUQOQOQOQIIQI'QI1-1!QUQlIQUQUQIPnllQUQOQKlQUQOQOC g ! 104 ONTARIO STREET PHONE 1304 Q g DR. ALLAN C. CAMPBELL i DENTAL 'SURGEON i illQIDMIIQOQUQUQUQOQUQIPQIPQIUQOQKIWCIQOQOQCIQOQOQUQUQUQUQOQIIQIIQ i Q 142 CRONIIVELL STREET PHONE 1662 i Q w. s. HUNT, M. B. Tor., F.A.C.S. Q ! PRACTICE LIMITED TO DISEASES OF EYE. NOSE AND THROAT ! ! AND THE FITTING OF GLASSES ! ! QOQUQIQIQIIQOQIIQ!IQIIQ!IQOQ1,QiIQUQIlQllilPQIPQIQIPMlQlli0QOQIlQUQHQhQ Q A. R. McMILLEN, M.D. i g 253 DAVIS STREET SARNIA. ONT. ! i 1011lillilillIllbilIitll!it711Illlillii5101!illPilllllillillitlilhillillilIihillillf : 2 DR. R. G. R. McDONALD i PHONE 185 NORTH CHRISTINA 300 i .UQUQUQUQUQIIQUQUQII-OQIDQUQI,QIIQUQIIQ!!QOQUQUQOHDQOQOQUQOQOQUQIIG i ! C. M. CARRUTHERS, M.D. Q I F.R.C.s. ENG.: L.R. C. P. LONDON. L.M.C. CANADA ' OFFICE LATE DR. HAYES. 137 VVELLINGTON ST. . i PHONE 778 Q OFFICE HOURS: 9-10:2-4: 7-S. SARNIA. ONT. ! ,I .IIQOQUQIIalPnlIQOQIQOQIIQ!DQOQIDIDalPQOQUQIiwIQUQUQUQOQOQUT ! 5 w. B. CARRUTHERS, M.D. ! 145 CROMYVELI. STREET SARNIA, ONT. ! 'i QUQOQUilDalD1QIIQ1Q1IQI3-IDQUQUQUnlYQUQKQIIQUHOQUQOQIli0QOQOQOC ! i G. A. NICOL, D.0. Sc., B.O. i OPTOMETRIST I ' PRACTICE LIMITED TO THE EYE E i OVER INGERSOLL'S DRUG STORE EVI-:KINGS BY APPOTXTNIENT v i .IDIIQ!!QOQUQU-0Q1QUQUQUQIIQUQUQOQ0-llQOQlQIDMIDQOQ0i0QUQOillQOQ g i w. E. BRUSH ! i DIRECTOR OF MUSIC S. C. I. dz T. S. g i 144 STUART ST. SARNIA, ONT. i O:O!1010i0i4550103314lilbitiiuillillilbiliiiDlllii,lilIDill!liliiliiliillilbilli 'Y' THE COLLEGIATE. IQ!IQ!lQOQOQKlflbillQUQlli0i0i01Di0Q T oem! Compliments OF ROTARY CLUB OF Sarnia, Ontario THE CGLLEGIATE. ug, Q Q Q41 i0i0QOQlll0iUiKIQOQOQ0iCIQUQUQUQOQUQ QI iCQ Q Compliments of IMPERIAL OIL, LIMITED ,NAV rf 542 pf .,,r-7. qw' V. . 1- v I' A, Y .a P -V ,, 1 . . 1 ,I-1 W. ,C 'K 5 ,-'I .I-Y U I ,Q , ' jhw,-.51 . -I ' ,N ,. 4 - ' , H 'Offt ,.-1 , 5 fs A ' . ' . . ' v.Q,- . 1 ' . .,t',A, :L 1 -A ee ', iv. 5 V V, .. la0Q'lQOQlIi0Q1Pll.lll?1ll11I1lbI4711Ii1Dl1DC4DlllQOQlDl1Dl A .- vt, ,.- 4 , , , - A ' . . 1 - I A H t 5 ,. . u 4 9 .- 1 ', . ' 4 1 1 ,is , . x rl , - .- ,-'-Q. - ' . , ' 2iUI1itf-fd Theatres i ' ' LIMITED - f--- ,. , ix I ,. V A Dil 1 it i illllillilDit'i1l10i4lilli01lPi1bI0i010il03 In - Operating Q f . , , , 1 r ' Q Q Imperial The Crescent ,. 2 .- A 1 2 5 Q n a ,THEATRES '.' a.--u-0---f5-Q-4'-1-'----'--- ---- -1- -0- --2 in ,Rqade Shdws s i - Vaudeville . a . Silent rand Pictures i 9 if - n i t an t JOHN F, MYERS, 1 A TI-iEAfI' c.ENEnAL' MANAcEn 1, s f'i:?fTf?iQ'fiff 'iiifi-5fr,.,'i-Tiilgef' - 1 ' V' A A U i - 1, ,'.. - -. V ,' - : 55.0. , . ,N . ., V. ' .Y , , . V ,- Y . f, ' 1 . 1 1 if Q l.f I 1 1 ' 1 ' ff: A .LLII '11 . R , 'Vet fl' 1 H 1 1,.j.,!, JW. 'fl I cf! . f ff'!. ' 1211- 1. . V 'f '. V ' :qi Q fl. F. 31121. 11, , y I 'I 'Vi ,1i',lQ.'Jx V 5 'L' 1 - . iffy, .V 1 ,- 1 11 1,x .ffif-L' ' 1 l 1,4 I- , .-,Q '-1 ,I ., , 1,73-Ili 1 yx 1, ,,ixfl.lH?A xiii, ' X-1-big V U-1, 1' . ' xl 4 ':l1U4I -.Lf I4 .W i,tt'W.,4,Y5xL'iL', V ' A 'F H 5 'f-is ' 1.1. ' N. lfrnlj g'Y'g . f f5 7'i: 1? A553 114 .1- .1-.,.4 mx .,.'gx, v 1 ' I 1 1 1 1 1 .6 , Q1 - :Q ff V gs K , V 'x I X V v 854 ' ' Y 1 ' ' 'Mx 1 Q1 In , 1 n 5 15 I , 1 1 A L I 4 5 , I I X x .1 1 1 1 J 1 'L , Q Mr , 1 .' -ir U , L Q me 1, ,rurnu g ' PV ,. 1' N 'V. .. ' Yi an If ' f Q fi-,XP fl' 'hx A ' 1 J- V. ' X X 'un 1 1 5 ' 'W 4 ' Rx ' 4 rx ' S K L In R 14511, , 4 1 nf LK ' I .5 , gig - 4 1 x '1 4 4, K J . ,V1 . Q Mm xt 1, 6 R P , fu , K fx X W'1',,.xf1'. 'ffj w x. r. W' 2, Qld! .:1 f1S.VY'V T my 1 5 N 'G 1 . If.: . 'gd-lu, RA, .4 ,Q 'lKJ l 5-5 A I 44' Luiz- A1 K , Vw- - 'lb-. I wg- 41:3 K xx ' 1 G' ', 'N'15 -?l'1f :Q1 -,C ,qrsel I :Ml Y , 1. 1 1,,,.1,,,,.:,' K 2. 1: .. 2. ws . . 1,-. 1. X.. . , .Vx f HW, N ,174 1.,,1. .,.- MW WJ , I ,i 'i' r 1 1 11 1' V1 X 4 A 1 1, 1 , , 29 L ,Q-.5 Q ' 1 57 12N x 1,':5'-g' ,jf-.' ., ,ANN-I Al l.: 1. .my 1' Nz 'fl' ii---X151 In 2- 1 41 ,lnifl l, ,1, . io p'1'1. 1 f' 'J 1 v 5 ' ' I 1 A 1 A U 1.I,M!, 1 :wif Kr 'K u 1 ' ' V, S 1', 'cm 1 -.r 1-1: 57' :f'11M l '1 1 u.1pxHj 11 'A-'x. 1 , 4. .9- Y N I 1. I ' '11 .1 I I I, 1 11.-'1 1 1 4. C-, 'ffm' JH thtrfllf vi P11 '. - ' I ull '11, . ffl. 'l. 1 ..,, 1. 1 1 . 1 1 1, V 1., we f... -If 1 - f f4v,14:,11'.11 xlr' 1- .. ww W 119' JV, ml, Nl v - Nuff. w 1',..N ., ,, I . U 11.4 JH. 1 W .51 . War- 1 '-aL0'.' . ,J ,I l NJC, ,K , 'lx lfkyxlf . .y - Ang -1 FAA X, ii It . If ulkilffl 1, N lu .1 ,.1 -N ...M 4 V. . .. 1 V' ' . 4: 11',' '. . .1s. ' 1 '. 14 ' ' 1' ' ' ' H.. -, .1 . 11 - . . 1 ,.. , L' 11. .1 I ' 1 ' 'o ' 'W - ' , W1 lv ,ll 5 1 ' v 4 - 19115111-11+11 w ,Q , , f,Wfl,11-' .4 W1 1. Ni' 1- .. fav 1-ff f... A 1 ' 1'0 Wg' 31111 4 ,1 W .., ,VM 'IH' mul , 1 I 'ul 1 1.. I 1 1 11 1.'ll. Ir . l 1' -,-1 -'11 1 l 1' .13 1 ,1 1 1 , . 1 ..1 1.11 , 4 , 11 1-11 11 .1- . 1 .VQAPN 1 ',x:' Q11', A' A . 1. l K 1 '1 ,Tx ,x 5 '.' - .,,y H 1 'qv . -, ., ,1 1,-, 1 , ', I T, X-f 1, mf 'W .- ,Tx ,x 5 '.' - .,,y H 1 'qv . -, ., ,1 1,-, 1 , ', I T, X-f 1, mf 'W .- 4 11' 1111 1 K Gal 1111 11 4:1 1. l 11 1 1- 1 f 1 ,11 111 1 1 1 .1 1 1 1. 1 r 11 'fx- 1 1-1 1 1 :r 1 no-.1 r f-1 uf -1 1 1 a 1 f 1 1521.12-,P 71.9.1 ...,,. 11 -111 1. 1 1 111 1 111, r 11- -. 1- 1 .- :A 11 11 .1 f 1 1 ' 1 1..n,1 1 a f .. 1 1 H: .1 1 1 111 .- ,rx 1 1-1 1 r 1 r 1 111 ' 11 11:- 111 1 1 1 11 1: 1 11 111 11 11 1.u 1 ff:-fu 1-. 1. .- 1' 1 .. - -1 1. 'V 1 . 1 2.1.31,,' 11E'.1Qi', 'II . .- 1 in-.1.: 1 1' .111 1, .,, 1 -zz 1-..1.11,... -1.'- '1--1- .-1.. 1 .1.. . - -: . :'...1-. .---1,111.1-.'1.5..-.111 .- ,.11.1.,1 .1.1.,:1,1.-.1.-- -.n,...1. 1 .,.,1. 1.. -1:.-.,:..I1g,111- 111-1-A-1 15-1--I-1-.r1-1:-.2--. -.U-1-' arg, gw.. I . 1 11 fa-.Q1-11:+H1-,wf13J.1g.-.-.ng1.1-..,1.1-.1-1'-.--.:.1,1 '-..-g-1111.--cr1:111,511-1...:1.1.1,..1.1Q.-.. 1..-.-1.-1 111l-..1...l1131-.-.- 1 '- C- -A-,..'-INV, I , ly... I .1 , 1 ' ,,,1.,5,f ,y..5.:n1.-55. ..1..11,1.-1,-...:..1.11,111.11. fa-11: ...11,..1-1.-1--,1..,111.11.-1vH..1.... .wk 1-1, .:1. .I A I 1.1. .1111 1. -11. , 1. 1 1,,,11.,.,1,1-.11.,...11.111.,1.1.1111..-,...f11w11.-1, .'.11...11 1111,-..:,1....-,...11-.-1.11 1.1.1, -.1.1---1-1--1-111-. V1,-3--1 .. gg-.',,1.11 .-, M, . ., . - 1 J-.a11.1.'.11'1.eL1,1:1q1.1-.z.1,.,-1J..11,. -1 1.1 1.-1.-1-1 1-1-1 1--,I-1-511--1.-1111--1:--5-ii' ,. ' ':-1 3.1 -1 1.-. -11 1-1.1. - --.-1 1 11 ' 3.11.1..p.11:1,-11.1, 11.--...1,1.-.1 ..1..1.-1111-11.1-.a.11....A- --.1-1-1-.I1.1-g 1- 1---1 -ij ills.,-11.14 5-, yn, 3' 1 1 . 11.,. .,,,- 1... 1'1:.. Q-:.:.a11-.:11.1-.e.:1.11n1, .1f:1.11-.1111.... -- 1-1-1------1.11.111-1:-1'1--M.'1'1.-:Q-'1..1-,.:,-, ,:1. .5411 112:21 1.1. .1 .1 3.1.':.iAi.:l.n.11.11151s.1.1:-.-1.-1.--..1:1..--.1.gm-111. -1.-11 1' 9.111..1,.--1-,Q1 - -5,-1519111-Q... .11. ..1,-.111 'nl - , ' 1 .', - '1- ' . 1 1.-.1.-1.1-.I--.'1:1.-.111.-11:51-.1-,a1.1-.11-.::.,-..:.1-.1.-.-1-.l,.---.2.f.2.91 13-.1-.qv -11 1-4.-.14 1--, 4 I' --'.1gg 5.-.X-.ITE Z 14, '11 -1. 1. .11f.11.r.:..1.1.--pr.-1q:1w,11.-,..11.11.1111111-...w.'1,:...s1-.1w111i.-2':,-1,-35-' ',--1-E-2 -'-5'1. : :z-L'-1---'-',1'x' G-I 1' 1 1,311 . -.' 11-1 1 1 ,1.i,,,,,,1.,1-311,1.,,-1.1:1...:1.1..1..1.-.1.1-.-1---.-11 x.:. ..1. .115 ..1-1.1.1.1-3.,...1:11 1. 11111111111 1,.n,f11.'.1:L,--: 'Q-. 55. --:3 , -1-11. .11-. .-. .. ,1-.1......-. A.51.,.111:.:1.1..1:1,-1.-.-1.1.1.1 -11.111-.-.-,.-a.e.5,11'1 1.1.. .1..1 15 '-Wi.- '-,---1-.33-I:-H :1 -:': . i1 21'-1 1- 11.1.51 1 111. .I 1- .1..1.n,-1.4.1121-1.n.l,.,-1.5.1.1-1'.--r--,H --N1-111.-V11-'-Y111'-5',1-1,---'1 g --Yf1'.V'f1 'HQ'--1--'-'1-.1'-,-,-'--'i' 2-:X .--U-3'Q'1j, , -1. -' . -', .1 .'-.1 , 1. f.,,, 1:5.1,11:1..11--.-:..1-111,111A.1'11..1..:.:.. 111,.,.1.-,,:,gg1!::- 1.,...-1-1-11-1-,.---,A-.13-311-111-1,-1'5-bA.1..w,1-1,1-.1,1.1..---1: -v- -IAM W-, Q 1 1. ,., 1 -1--f-'--1 -'- Cfif-Z-'v - '- .'-1'1 3'----1---'- .J- -1 --:-'f - 1' -'4 .Y :-'g':'.1 1.-.1 :.-ff'-IIZ g ' g1.'1,, H... 1.1.,,,,1IZ1, .,.1.1. - 1 11-11...f..,......11..,1.1r..1,-.111-1.-..1.1.1.-1--1-,.. -11.1---1 11.-1--,l.-1-.1.-.- --f-- --1 1 1 .- 5,:... 1 . 1 . ', - - 1 - .1.11:-4.1 ...1.1.,1f.1,..1.g.1-,113.1--121.-111-..:-.1.11.11 ' -1,--.1-,Pm-:.. 1--:1',-..E1'-.111'--:---- :jc--.. Q-, - . 2, 1'.'1. yi-,.11. - 1 1 1 . . 3..1z.z:a.:1.1,v.1z111-411.-51:1-1.v.1...1.-.-.-1.1.1-.:.1.1--1-.g,e1,.-:..11-15!.Q:- nf -'- 1-'-1-H ','1f'L!. .,',.1Z 11. :'. . 1111- 1 .. -.1 1.,.1..,-1. .f,ur,-.0.11.11.13q.-1.--1.-5.1.-1-11-11.11f.1....1.:5.-U.:-,--,--.1.,.-111.11.11.11.-- --5.-1-.:,1,'--5 ,------'-1-5-3-.-:-.Q .,f,l,l5-l...-,-A, . 5 . 1.1. . 1 .-2111.11.11-.r11r.,..1-.'1.11..-11..-. .-.1.1 .1.g1.11...1-1. ,--- - -..111,-....,..:-...1...5.1.11-:-1 1-- 'g',.- 1-71, -M :l ,- -1 .,,.. 1. . ,. 1... , f.:r..r.:..-35.1.-nm-ai-1-.,:.1,111-L4---'-'-kf'if.'11-1-'-- -'---1-2-P1 -f-?-,1-,L'-l'- '-? '-'.'-:f1'1 ','3 .'.f.'-fit .1.1 -13.71111 - 7 --1 1-: 5,111 1--..,1..115..1.,1.1..1..,..-i...1,1vf ,,:. 111.1-.1---. .-.1--.-11.1.11 1.1..:.1,,1-1 11.-1-1'1---:+ iw- - : 5- .:'1,: . ,, ., .1.g.,,1-.1111-1.51..15,.,-11..n.111..,121-. -1...g1f.q--1j--1.-111--.-1.1.--111-111 1 -:1,..- -.-5.5-1--.1,-1-1---..-I-A'--f-I -43 5-111 ' . i , ,I-...Wm 1.1, A .-. 1-1 4 1-.-:.p.1..z1.1.,11 1..,..---1.-11.11. 1,1-,..-..1-1.n,..1.1.-.. 11...1.11.1.....-1..-..1.1,1,--.1..- 11 -15.1,-1 -.',,.m '1 I. ,1v I ,. I V 12.n.i'.A1:r.14:11.14-.1,.1l411,-1-.1.'..1.1.1-1:11211.11 11,1-.1-.1 1.1.-1.-..-.1-. '11-.1-aj-1111.-13 -.C '--Q!-'w '11 Q.-ff A . 1. .1 fit 1-.1 1-, -'11,-.,,14 - 1.,-11r1 11141A1s1g.11,5.1511-+11-1,:.11g,1.111.151-115. .r,.-1-1,I:Ih-11:1-1-E '- -Q--'Q-.H Sf? 7'-'-'-'fe'-', - g '.:.'- 3,1 I'.,.J..,, . 1.2 r' 131.1 - -1. ':1.r.,1,g1,, ----2-,.f-::g,..1...1.-g,..,1,1 .-5:..,f-1,-ix..-51-,I-.1,:-,.1-gp.,-,. 1,'--1.1.- ..1-15112-,Q .g3.:31.jA'.1'f1- -V-:gp 1 -lv , '41 Q 1 ,.1m Y, I., -. I 1 .1.-:..14:4111,111.1.-...1-..1-12.111..g.1.1-1r.e1f----.1111-1--11.1,11,.-..-1---:- 11--11,21-'--9 '-.we-f- - :1--2: I 1.1 -'-1. '- ..', . .'.l..i..,1 1.1-1-. 11 1 '1. '.f.J-.--11:1g:a:+:?--1-f':'.111.11.-,:.-1--111111,-1.1, .15.---11.L r1q-.-5.--. f--11,-z1,I,f,.--1113.3 L55 - : 5'1I.'g.1,-- kg 1. .1 r- 1 '. .- ,QQ1-.1:.11-.' 1-11 n-1,1...-zum.-.f.:5.1111-.11.1..g11-.:1.1-e111.:.1.--13.-.f,.1.,1-1-:uglv-1r-'-'-: i-- - :Q '1g5'.,.1.. , 11. -,. 1 ,-.11 -.:1x.f.:1.L.:.1,v.11.-1.2.141.11.5.1-.1-,1.111,1..15-.1.-g1l.-J1.I-:111.-1.f---1-3.1115-11e',van-21'-1'.i-' iI!f'f,1.1,.'. U ,Ml g..1,., ',E.1 ..:. 1 .x.F.1:1:,1fgr.:g..4,:11-111.1-.J11111,-,q,1.1.n .':.-.1.1.1.51.-.1,.'v.J.-11-.1f.,--- 1'--1-511--g1 , 1.1 4 Q 1 .151 w ,' 1 1- , ,3.,,.,1 -R1 1.2:-.r1f.f.,.sw-.-1.n..'--1:1.P-r.1.-11,11-1.-1---I1.,--I .-.v.. .-.,...1,1,.--1-L' . ---11'---3-1'--1 -g1':'- ij: 3 , 1 '11 . , , . . 1 .,., 1 1, 1 1. . -..11, .-l,'1r:-.11I-.-.:1.5-.-,f'.a.11.I1.'-1:11-.1..-12.51511 -111---11.1.11-1,111.11 11.-.-1 111111 xy' 111- 11-1.1 5-1 .:.13'3-. ..1.: 1 1115.1 1 . ,.p,11.,,.g.11111.1s.z1..1..51-1.1-.1,.51-,n:..1..1..-1.gL:,..,-.1.1,1-.1 1..-,1...11...-1.1 ...L 1-1--Lf..-1 . 'I 1 .- .3 - . . ,--' 1 A .,, ,r1-11: 4-1:,.,1.,f,.1r,:.:1,1.1-11.111,-,.-15.111f.1.f.1-.-.2-As-.1..v.1..n.:..1.-.--- 11 511.111---'f 'gfg'-- .'5:'.'1'Q,'j', 2 .' . '1' -. , .- 1.5-'1.11gg:.q.1,,.1:,.-.z,,g,.-g,v.:,.13:..4-.3,-.1-..q,1,, ,-1.1.11114.121-.f.?.1g1.-j1-5'..1.1-1-11---X-.-,1.h:,-.17 --'5'-- ,jf---1 V 2 ',f1 Q 1 -4, - . .15 -., ,1.f,-51-111.11:1:1.-3.1-.1.1-.19.11.1.1-....1.1.1.1-1if--P-4.1.-21-'11--'11-'--E-'1'--1--'-f--J-1'--1-'-1-'- fy,- its-'.!'-'L ',Zj7-111 1-C'f 11: ':. .1 .. :-, 1.13.1,.,1,,-,-,,g,..,..1.1.-.1....-,1,.g-.1..r.11.-1.1-1....,,.,1.,,-..--5...,1f...,,,,.111. .1 11 ....1-1.11--1... .-511, .I1 K,-1 115- . V- L .1 1 'fmt A .5 M.. , 4 .ms-.. 511.115-.f.-1--I-.'1f.v'111..-.1:-.-11.-1. 1.1.-1-.'..'--.f...11,--11113-T 1.....:.1.,. .., 1.1--1 '-'Q ' -'L-' -1- -1.-I-E. I '1'7,f ',i'.. -1 '.1 :.i111-,1. 5.1.1.1 -.1.-a.-.:-.-'m114-11-L1-'1.z1.:.:-.s...i.1.-.-:-11 'lib -:!'ff---.1--f'-f1L'-N'1'- --1-- ---ww I -- 'f- ,'.'- 1 - '. ' - 'J-.1 -,--1 1-'.'1.-.Q nff.-Hn.'-I-1-'.-P-1115.-1.-.A 1'.--.1--..1-- :.'f-9.1.-gfgi-,w -r'- -J'-M' -1-gE.'- .'- f-F 1 , ? ',f'1.,.1j ,'f'- P,T'.1.'1. --'.1',111. ,1' -11 1.5:,.,,1....1.1.41.1-1:11..r,1..:.1..1.,1-1-5111.1-.1,....:.1..1,.-.1111-.--f1..-1--11.-.L 11.1.14-1---1--5 .. -1-1'--,-1---31. ' - :pg L 1 , 1,1 1 31, 13... 1 1 1.1.1.-1: ', -r.1f-011.1-11...-,1. 1v,1.'g.1.1..1.-1.1..1..:f.1.a1-.1.1.111,1.1-1----.-- 1 -1-ff ' -'?-g - 5'i - ' 1',1.. -- 115' - 1 .-.1-11:'2.r.:1.1,1f .-11512-2.2,1-1.1-.1-.:-.1:s1.e:1. v.1.1.:-.--.-'.:.1.-1.4--,---I---'. -'z-ff--'wif-1----I , --'---'- : 3 , ', 1 Q 1 Q',', -1f11.,:.:-.'1j'.L1. 1,.51.1.f.-1-.i1.-ai1-.1:,-11.- -.1,.,,1,..a1-,,1,..,fV..-..f1r.:.1.1-1411...-.111111'---1.-1-' 'Nz'--' ','.'.' 3 -. 1 1,1 .. 3 .-,agyg11,...1 1--.1-,:1a,1-.x.1-.:.-1.11,111-.111,111.1-.1-.4.-1-.a.1.,1.1.1:.-11 ----1.11.-1.1.-1-5 . ....,. ,.1. V1-.1 1- 3- , 3,,, 1,...- . L ,..1gi,1 ..1a-1,11-1.1g1.f.1..:1.1.1.z.1..:s.f.,..-11.1...,:111,:1...:a1.1.- 1-1.1. 17.1-. V1 fl--.lf--'11 -113,1-..-3 ' H . ,., -.-.Ag.,1:gs,1,:.:.,-3.111-'r.1-.:.---.-,1-I.151-1-.. .:1,'a11.15..1'.-.1.1.1-511.111 :.1.1.....1-.1.:n1!1 ....1:1 1.1--1'1,..'--Z-1 1 A -M Z -1.1-1.,,.,. . ., 1. ,,q,:.,,.,,, ,,:,,:11:.1.11.f.w1r1.11-1:11.-..,1.-.1.q.-.14.1.5,-1'.z...a.r:1.1...q1...--,111 P11 '.....1.f-. L- 'f' -- rf:-' '. -'E' ' 1' . . .1,,1,1g: 111.144111.111,-1.1.1.1.1.-.12 .r.1.1,-1,z::.:...1.1.- 1 1.1.1.-.:..-.1.1.-. 111- ,1.--151-U -fy --Q. -1' -- V-'1-1 .-----.3157-, 1' 3. 1i..,.,-11..1....+.f.2.1-.1..1.1.hf.:.-a1.,1.f..gn111..g,:1..1:f11..!.r1.1,l,,1.11..1 1, -1.11.1 -----7 L, .-1-.1 111.1-I-.--11-W -- I 1':.., 3'j' .Z. 1' ', 111s 156,111:---1'-s..1.-5.a,-g.1-1.::.1:.f.1- -1114.111 -.11.1.:1. .-..e.1-1,-.1.:j'.--J.-' . - '-3 1' 'WJ . ,.:5 2133-1 3 1., 3 . . , 1 1 1.-1.4N..1.11,a11,r.111.--.-f.-.f1..1a.u x.:.1....111...1a.f11: 1.--.1 ,.v..1-1.1 -.1-1-111 -11-.4-'---H 1- : , : - 1 :,: 5 , .3 1 .10 , g. 1 1.-.1-.p.r1'.j.x-Q as-.f 1-1,-.-.z.,..-.1-1..,,:.1,:.:-1.z..1,., 51,r.1.,1,1,1, -1.1-.1-..1 v-1'-.f ff, -11..11e- N 1- ---11-.-1 3 I- 51,--31 -I g..-1.-.41g.1,.1.ai.4 .11,,.-.1,r1,.,51.1,-'1.-1':.r1..f1:...,..-.f..s.-1.11,1111-1: ..1: 1.1.:--.-1-.H 1-11.1.1-.1-1-. -51-1-1 ' - 1- - -3 I- ,- --,-1 . 1 1 ,1114.1--v11w.:.n-1-f1A.:.1.1-. N1.-11.13:.L1:.:.-.i.111...:1:.1.1..-.-.- 1.1.1-.f.---If-'Lv ' 'jf'---w ' - '-1It': , f.I: 1:-5 ' '1' 2 -.,S-'iii H11 , 1 '.?'.:1J:F.S-, JK-'ivlJ',.n.F.v,I.11? I, 5,613.1 . :.. ,:-:If. .' 5:11111- .71fI. -'Y11-'H vw-Y-.'f.'141-1', 1 -1'1 ' - 1 ' '11 1' ' . ' ,,1,.41..n.-..,.,1.,...1,1.,1.11.1.:.1!..1,f,..1.--.s.:.5.1,......1..:.,-1.1.11-1.1, .1 -1.111 .1.1..,g r.111.1..1.1 .-111-1 .1.- -1 -1-41.14 I---IQ-I f1:.1.1-11154-.1:-.--.1.:1r....g1.f1:,f.1.a..-11.-. 1:-11.1. 1 ,. 1.1.1-.1 11 1.1 1 -11. 1 11- 1- 11- -- 5 1 ', ,QQ . ' 1:-.-1.-+.1,uuL.:.:-.411-.-.11.-pn-..z.f1-.-1 :1L1.a1.-r..1-,.1z.-1.--1.1-.1-.11-.111-5'1..1:.r1-5.v.--1'--1-,--3-5-Q -1 : -- .1'. H I W-1. -i , -za.: Q11-11.1.14'1v'1.:.-41.1.11.1.z.-.f1j-.-.-1-1..g.:.- 1 v.1.1:1.1 '61 1.11: 1.-.11-1-.-1--. .-11,-1-.1 . -. 5 ----1 -j - ---- - 1.-5 1 11.:.1.:,g.1-5 .w,-.n:e.-f-,-.1r.-.P---1.-11.1.11...v1s:1-11.-. .:.1 -1'..-...-.1 -11.- 1.--.-1' 1'l1-- 11'--.-.-' ,' ,- '- ':' ':. 1. P. 1.1.1.1:l:1-.1-,p.1,u.,.-r..-.nr13:11.1-.g.1.,:1fZ-.....1:,l.-1:-::.1.11--.111:-1.1-..1.1 1- --1111 '- .'-Y-1' C1'. 1-. ,, 5, , ' 1g- .1-.1-.1-1e:111r.f'11m1-.1-.1...11-1-1.1..-.1'..,.1.1.a:.s 1.-1-.. 1..-.1-11.1.1-,1If.r-'-111- v.--1.7 1,-11:-1--1-'-Q'-'11--.' 1 .15 1 -'1'- ,. ' 11.1. .-111-:-.-: rm au.:.1-1:.- .1 :,:1:'.:-.1 s..-..2'f':-:.a..1.. .1-.1 f- 1-- .fl -- -- .' .- 11Ana....-f'?f1ff.1z..m.1.-1. 1:. 11. 1..:i - 1.1-,., 1--,11..,,'1-.:,:..1.:.1-.1 a.111.-1-15.y.-1..-11....N1,1..1-1., M 1-I-, -111 11 -, I-1 I I 111,-.g1:..z,y.1,.-,n..1,,,-,,1,w.1-.1-.1 ..,,,- -31.1.1.1-1n.1,r11...-'.-..1-,.-- - .-,1.'1 1--5 1' '---11 -ji. ----.:g'- . xi' ' 'I '111 . , 1 , .-1-.Jv1,L.f,1.i11'.1.e.1-1:. ,A-11.411, .11:.1' 1.1,-.:.--:f.r...1gr.a: 1-.....:.f: -1--1----H. ..1- .f,-U-!:'2I1I' ' f 1 1-- 1 :,1-a.:..1-.:.f.1-n.1-111..:.f.r..,-11.211,-1.1,1.1-,111.-.1 ...1.1.1,f-n,1.:.1-.-.-,'.1'1.- .,..-.-1.--V--1 ---1-- -1-:,, .1--: ,. , .1-,.-.11111.r1r,:..,-.-1..1.1-.1.1.1.M11-.1.1.,-.a2r11.1,,..1.,1.-1111.1 1.1.1,..:11 1 -.-, . -.1:1.- 11- .- 1- --3 - I 41.11 -1 11-,g me-l.,11.:.e1 1112111-110I-'ff---:i.i.l11r,.-.vs:..--1.--11121-.:.1.1-,I ' i:.11f.r.--,--.1. 11,1 -' '-'---' '--. 'I' 3'-,' ' 1' Q ,. 1 1 ,,.. 1, ,.f,.1,: .1-11.. , -.-.112:1,1111....f.1-111,r..-.-'.11.--,1yr,.1.a.-1:-.-41.1.11.7 11 - -.1..1 1. ,1.-1.-11 1 1.11 . 1- - -1 -1 . 1- -1- -115.1 3 I A4-5 1, - :-11:17--1-1 r-: r1:- r....1 f.1-11.1-.:..a1111i.111:.11--vw'.-2-A--.11-.1-1.11. ,1-.:,1-111.1 1- -----1 1f--- ,, -- 2. ' 'g ,Z ..f.1.1.,.1..1.:,:.1.1.1..:.1.1.--f---.111.-1 .'.f.1 11.-i 1 ....1.1,-' 1 -1 - -1.-11.- - A, '1'-'- 'Q 1 t 71.g,,,:111 1,,g,g,-.-1,,,q31.:..n. .:.p 11,-.1.:,:,: g.11..: 1. 4.1 v.. 1.1 n ..1 ..r .1..1 1-.-..1.: - ..- 1. .1,.,- -1 .1 . ,'g1. , -V,,,,,,,.4,,,',.w,.,,,,,.1.11g..,.1 1.1,,:1rw1.-..::-511111111111 1. 1 1...-:.1---1.1-,--1.--1.. - 1 -Aw - - 1- 1 1.-1.-.1-,1.1..1.11.n.p-,,.:.:.a.-.1-.a.-'.1.f. .g1f.1,i:-1.-......-r.. 1..-1.-v :g1..,1...-. . -1 f-h .11 . - fy 4- -' - ,H 1 -.LM-11,211,111 .,1,1.1,,.,.. 511. -,41.,i1 .1.... .rr ., -....,..,1...,:x. .. - -1- - - 15.111,-..1 1a.:..:.1.1-1.1,1.,-.1.-.,1.xr1:.,:1'.-J-gr - 11,112 :.-11...-1: Q.: 1.4 1-1.1 ..11 ,.-1.- . 1,1 ' -- --1' 1 ' . 1 ,:,1..,,,.1-..g..1:,1,n,1,11f-1:-up.J.:,s1a.qu-2:..1.':wir -.f,-mi.:-1,1 1. 1, 11 .,1 1-1 11.-xq -1 - ' '- -fl :ff '- V , -'-.r,:. .?-I-.1.i.-'.f1--.--.-'.r-.1.1...-.-1.r.r-11-11.-,.:gr.1,,r,-A-5.114-1.r.f--11 ,-.fr---L-'gm .1 .12 3--3' If 1' . - gf.. . -.-f,'1n1e..'-fx.:-1 1.:.1: sl.111-1i-.:..1:.:-,f,a-.--.1-r -.f-1--1.-,-:.e'-:.- - .. JL'--- ' '-'- - '-'1- '- -' I ' '. -11:1-.1,:.,,1.rz.1.1g,e.:1::,r.,--.1 1a.-.1-.s 1. .1.:.-. 1 JG..-21,1-:-11 1,-.:.1 1 - ,.,.:: .1'.,:' - ' - ' ' .1--.:,,w.1.y:1i1 .Arr-.1-.n,1.:-21..1-11..Sf.2'11.:.1.::1'.. -a'.'Ji11'.-zz.-1.11.11 11-'I11' -.mv -1 '1-.f 'wg-H ' ' 'f' 1 ' ' ' , -?-311-y',i-.!,.,4-,I-2'11.r,r12 1.1.:-.f.-1.-11:-1-.1....,1....--..L-.1.1.1.-1: 1-.1 ..1 1,1.:f 1-1 1 1-1 - V- 1.1,.,1,,1.x-1-....1.1,J 1-. .1.-..1.--1,1 1.1.-.1 :.1....1. ..1. : -- 1- -- 1.9.90A1.n,:.i.s1..:.1-.:-.11nz.:-.'.'.4:f:f2--A..1:1 'x-.-,ufay .. . :'r :..1..1..,. 1: -1 --2:1 1 11 A ..-.1-.nz-P..,1,,,..,.,.1.1.p.1-. 11..:a.1.-.:.f:f-.1..1..'.-1.1111-.1111-gg .1,1 1.1 1.1. -.1.1 - . 1 , .2-.:,1. f.1..1.-.-71:1-'fa'-1 f,L,:.:1r1.--,.1:1-111.-.1- 2.1 .-,1 . f... 1 '1- ' 4' f..,. 1 I 'I 1-.1..:.:-,.-,m,1,1.1 .:,r.:p::-,,,:-.-. 1, .3 ....1.: : '.1-1 :11 1,1-1: 1 1 .1-.r.1.-2,311.111-154-.1,1.-.:1.nl-..1,:.-wr1r11-.:fr-1.-.1-.111 sa-.1,:.:3,.1,1.'.. ' fe.:-.1-1, ,V . 1 D 1 I V--a':..,-.1,.,.l.-,',.-1-1-,.-12:--Z-:,:.w:.-' '.1- z.,.:-1-.2111 .1-.1 1. 1 1- :, 51.1 1.1. ' v ...,a,1 -1-.-.s.'.r.:.f..v.a.11.n.:.:.,.1.::.2---..2.',-g:-f.-.111 1-,1-.:,-.11-. . , 1.1. I - 1 .-,:.w1-'.-11'-....1.'1:::.:,1.1...,.-.1Aa.g.r. 1,1 - am.-. 1- A.: .- -1 1.11 1 1 1 I , ,1-.:,: 1-..-.:.,r4.,.,:.-.1.v,,-.9 1. . 1-.-1.1 .. V 1-.1 -1-.--.1.-.11-.11 . - -1- ' ..: 2.1-QQ.:-.1,-,-,.r.z.. n.y..1--.Ls2-1-.:'-:.1.-1-.9f-.11.:,..--1. .11.1'..:-1-1 ...1,I-1.1 1 -' -1 I ' I 1 -.1..1.:,,.1,y,1.1'-1.1.1-.11-.1,1-.1...-1-.11...f-n1..1 1..1,.-1.1.1-V. 1-11.-.1 -11, -. .1 .,..1:,-,:.: -. 1 1 1 1 A .-arf.-.1.. .:.:::.1.2.:.v-,:.z.-1f.f,.1-'J Q. 1 111- 1 1 - 1 ' ' -f-,.,,.-5-.rf-..f.: I 2,- .1-.21,-1'11-.:f.r1:-.1..1'.v 1.1.-.r.f. 1 '-.'--.1-.:.g. - .. -.1,1.. 1 ...,,,,,:.11-1-,1..1. .1 ,-J... 1.1..,--.-.ng-11.111 1,-, .141 . -.1 1. 1 ,.1- 1 I 1 .:.-1,,.1,1,,-,1,r,g.. .,.31.1,1,y,:.,1V5HV.,-I. .!,..:-...i, x -1-1 .--..1 11.1. .1. 1 1 -1-.1f.1111,r.:... :,z:,:.v.1,f,.-..,.-.. . 1 1-.-.- . -1.-.-.-- -11.-11.--.11 . ' .. 1.1.1 1.1.2111 1.1.1.11,...1- ...-11.1 .-,1.1.1:1 ,1,,.1.,-.1-'ff , I -1 I f ' 'T1fai1.'9'5 i:':'--:fs ,. .:'?':'...f ..if lf' 1..:'3ff!'I'1 ,.1'1i 1 1 1 1 1 3'-',.!'f-1'-555,552 IE.--.J.1.' 21..1?.5.1. :-.' f'1.---1--.?l-1..r1'-5 .S 1 1 11:-11-1...n.. A I .-.,.1,..11w, 1 11 -1 - .. :3g,:.7,,1-F 1 rr 1 I -11, - -11.1 f...:.- nf . 1 11, .1-1:..:.1-1-,.I1 1. 1 .: 1.-.1411-.-.1 .1 ..,-:111:,: .,:,:,.r..:,n-,:.1:1-11. -..:.:.,.1.1 ,,.,:..-.1 1- x,:11.1. .- -. . . r..-.-.1 --11: r-'-1-:y.r1-.c -,: 1 -.1,-:- .'.-.:.- .,.1.f.r1' - 1.z'-- N.-.11:,. -...5.::'g:::1..:':',g :-.1 fun- -. 1-.an 111111, 1 .':.-z.r.:1gr-5.:,1.-1..-g::. ,-1-.1 ...1, :-11-1 '1f-f.'--?,z..- ' fn-1-1:-1 1.-.M-,su.1-.ns-:n,:.1,:..'.:,.-.11.1--.,111-.:...-r.a.1 '. - 1-2- .a.:.:.---1.:--..1.--.:-- -,rm -J: 1-,:.p. -2.2-,.--1:1r.2 111- . 5.--,: -.:-1.:. 1.:,-'1 ,ru :xi 14.15.111 1.1.1-1--1, -.md 1.1.1 z 1: 1.--- .r:1r-..-.::'- .4 :.rL-1.r- -.nav--1.-.1-1',---1.::f1r1rL:-1- -1..-1' 1 11 1 - .-1-11:11.-.1.:1 .1.:.: .1-.5-yi., 1.-1,1 1- -1-.:,, - -1.11.11-. r. 1- --1 :,- nf- -A: -.-,Jn--1-,:.f:: ' :L----xy-.-1.1.1. -1.11 -- 1...1:.11f.:-:..-,:.-,, fy . E.-1-.-Q .-.1,-nav 'za--f. .. ,:.1:11,-11-w-pm:-.:.r 1. 1 -.1.1,.-.:. 1.-.-.. 11. 1..:... 1:12:11 id.-isa - :.1..-.1g.-1:-1:-5. .:,.:,- 1-5.11:-5 71 -.:,f- nr .' .-If f n-:A-41,-,f -.-.'f:1:-.- 1.-1'-2.2 12:11 11: 1.5.1 -.1-, 1-111- .1.:,. -- 1'.-5 I M --1-11. - . 1- -A - 1 -.11 .11.1, 11.3-.: 1.--.'-,F-:nt--211' - ,'.1.--1 ..-.1- ,.-1-.7 --1..:1.:,p,g- 1:-.f1.:11:r-.-.'-.n- 1-- -.1--1 1' 1x11-.-.11-.-.ny1-.g.-.'.:za11: f - 1.-11-1.11--,. f1.:.g1,,-,- ---1.-.1 :,f1:.r1 1 - IY.,',11..,1,1,,. 1, .......,1. 1 ...y.. 1,,..1, 71-.,-41.-.5-:. Q.:-1-1-.1.., 1-111.11-r.-1.-'.. S . I. ,. .,,.,..,,1..1,.,,.- ,,1.,.:.- 1,-.1..-...,,,-1 1-- '--'-'---1 -:-.'-M 1 -g:..v1z':.--:-. H,--f-J.:-1.1,1 1 1 pn. .'---.1,mf- nu- 1:.1 1111, H.: 'L' .- - -un.: .. --.-.,:w-'-'-:-.1,:..1 1 1,1111 7-:'1' -1 -z Q.:-.:-:11 f-.--,1v.'--1--v 1.1 .',:.--- - --1-:. - 1,-.1-:1.-. 21,-1'-r-,w.:1 ,-1'-.11-.':..f.:. - 11 -:--.-1 -.f1r- , 1 f- ,- 11-.1.1.g,f.g,,5,-.11--.-..:r.-1.:,11g 1-1'-1-1? -.-:.v1:.1--M 1--.f 1-1. --.-,-,--,yy --1-1-lg.-f... 1-1 -.',1.-13,11-. .- - . 1-.-1, -- 1... . 1,1,a,:1:,-.uw-1.,-,1,,.-,.,- 71.1.1.1 1. ' A-.1,,..-. .:..1.:-.,--1, - - 1 . 1.1 1,,-,.--,.-11,.'-1,1.1.11.--11 .. 3--'..: -.2 ':'1'a'-1'.'1-2.11:-. '.:.1 -.'p1-.:1 -.:-.: - - -1.-f:--2--r -11 fur.. ... 1-1.-Q..-. ..:.-2-P . 1 1-....:.-:-1. '1-1 . uf.. 1. .- - .W 1-, '15--1 .1- ...11.:,, .11,. 1211, ..,1.,- , 11-.1 .11 ,. .V 1 -1--1--.1' . 4.2.11 A '1. ..-.-.::.-11,-:-.1 - J-1111, . . -1'.-'.'1'1Y-1 ..--'rr' 7.1 '.-.-'1F.FL'. 1f..:'. '..'..,E.'- J-3 ' 31' 7. I-' fi- 1 --,--11:9 ..-.1-1... '. rx. us..--,fr . 41: .H-.-v . -1.1 . 5:1 .- r-. --.-1.'--::.--.JW-1-1.'1--.r.-.-1-1.1.1 1.-11111.---1 .-11-1 1.1. . , 75,11-.24----f-.-1: 1-.:g:.11-.. r-v.-,f- -,--,:-.:-g1.,1.-11.g.1.--1:11. ,1 -1,1 ZLHT ?1-Y'I'.',I: t- '1'-.Fu :'2' 7 ' I 2'2 1: I.7'.I.. ..q ..'i 1.12,- .-'1 f:f. 1P.f'.f'iL7-TPM , . .'Z '.Z',- ' nn'-'.1-lil-I-1','-H ' 'L-' a X 'ff ' 'f'.i.7 2111'-'7.'1f: 1'.'.'1 . :'Z+1.-.-1::-Z1 1 ' ' '- -1' 5 .1-s--.:1- -111.-1-..-.12 -. -. .. - 1,-1 -- 1- 11:--4-- :r-:',::'.- 'L-1.1, .1-1f.:1'1. --1 ' 1- ,- 127- r-'.'L':':I' 13 - f'.'. -2-111-1 z'.'1'1.Z.' 2'1 ...11' ' H . J:f1.'. : -..--.r-- - - .-,- 1.1-1.-1'--.:1::::-n : ' - ..-1-. 1 r 1-ww 11-M- .,.-31,-.fi -4111-11--1,---: ..:z:.--.:1'---- 1- rr-. . -. . 1:-1 .z:-1..1-- - - uf-.-1-1.-1-,'-..'-.fr'r..'1'vx'1'. .:-.N '- -f1 --11: I ' r : 1- ' .-1-1111 1--1 -1- 1--1 1 1- -1- 11'- ':- :L,.,4Ai!:.. ...I H., ...,,.. 1 1, 1.1. ...,.1..,,. .n , 1. Q 1 .1-1 ..VV-- ff--.1-.-1 -- - .,1 .5..- I, ,Q-1 : ., :.111'.1 - 1,-.:.. -.-L:.-'.---wr --1.-.--1--.1-1-.'1'-. 11 ,il . --7'1 1-1- rs.--rs? '-' -f-'-'-.-1:-H :5'.- -. .-,---'z-',-1.-,:1' ' '--1.1 11, ,...1. .A . . 11.-11 . M . .,.. I ,-1- ..,. . .1 . 1. ., . . , . ,.,, ww,--.-1.-w-1-11.11-nf.-:'-1-1-1-- -1:---1-1:-.1 1 . ,, . 1 N f 111 '.1 1 -.- 's1.-.- -1.-11-1----H . . . . ,.. -ff' 1--1. 11 -1 - 11 ..1-.1 .: -.f1i.L1. .11 - .11-111. 1 r: . ' '1-.1 1:1.,z.-,-....- 111-11-1..-. .. 1 1 1,1 .-. , .,1,.xg'.,. -1 .,-..-1--. 11,1-. ,.,1-.1 1-1,-.11 . . .. 1.11-.. - -1 . . . 1.1.1.1-. '. ,w 1 1- 5' 1... .- .- K V :?.1 . .111-.:. -1 1 --1. .I1-1. --111.1 . -'W -1. 1- :-1.-1.-..1. .. .1 . :.-...11..-.-- - -11.11. .1 - 1.,I-f-?.L'1' -- 1 ..1 . . .- :.'.1,.. q:1.1 111-. .11 : 1 I 1 1.-11.:.. 1. -1-1-1.1. - 1-- .1.,, 1. ,- 1.13- 4 -- - 1.1-.. .. .. . .., . .1.1..-: . -1.. 1:1151 ..,. I .1 . ,- .11 ..1.r..1- - 1' 1 1--,...,f ' ' 1.1....1.. 1, -,1.--11.11-.1 . V --1 ..--15' ' '--. ,-rurfg 1,', 11, ' ,E -21.1 . , .I,, . ...1 . -. ..,1.1.. . .. -A . , . , .. . ,1,,. , .1 M.. ..,:.,,. : 1 - 1- -1. 1-,- . 11..1' 1 . .., 1, 2J'-- 'I-1 1: . 1-.- 1 1 .1 -1 1-11 -1511111-'11 .1 - -1--111 -.1:-1- 1-1:.'-,f-.rx---.'r . .-11....1,.u,,h,.:1.',,..,.1 .. .1-1., .,.,.: - , ,Mr -. . . . 1.---1.----1-v wr--.--1 -a----- 1. --:, ---1:-1-11. 1 . 1' - 1- --r.1.:- '- 1- 1 --.ru 1171- 111.1 . .- V 1 ..--11 - , 1,,...1--, 11- . . 1 w-1--'sw-A---we-1-1--.-----1-.--':':1.-s : 1 ..1:1 - -.-1-1-1-1z..,v .1-'AH 1: ' -.1- -1-1:-1.r - . . I-,,..,. ,.-.....:,.-.,.1.21.-.,,.,.1,1.1.,.,..H..411.1. .1,,. I,,I 1,,,., ,..,,..1F.v., 14.-.-1.-1, .. .11 .I . Y S --.11----v f-----1--1-----P..-1-11-11.-. ---.-1,-,---11,--,.-.L1 1-1--.---1-af -1- -.1 ,. - 1 .- 1- -- -- :--' 'zr --:--:N,f-.----.-.---'-.'.'-:1--a1- -1.,-1:11 1-1-.. . , '- -'12 fr- ju - - -- 1.:1.--.- - - - g..:1f1,-1.--,L-1-11-wg1---.1 - -- 1- 1. ,..,-B ,4-V. . - . 11.11 .. . 1 1.111-1 . 11- 1,1 ,1--1'-xr.-v 1 -s 1- -. 111- 1---- V -11.---. . ....- 1. . .. 1 V- - . ,11-y.-.-.-1.- 1.1-. 1...-,H - ..-1 -1 ,1.- -13.-1-1 1- .1 1-1.. 1: - 11.- . 1.....1,t.-.11...:. 11-3.-I1 1-1111...-.1 li..-,...,::111 1 111.11,111-.-1--111,-.,,,,11- -V 111-.I -1 .1 11-1-.----j 1--J-1.-.11-1-1-. -.-..-1.111.101-.1 .1 .1-.-1 1. A-.113 ,1,.....:,,1,. .1 ,I 1.1 V. h. ,, 11.1 1, .. 5-r1':l1r11-.r-,-w -1-1.-1.-1-4.11,-,1..-,-.- ,.--11.-.1.-H ---.-1-11,.,g-1 1 . 11 . . .,, . . 11-v- - V P. .r1--- ...-1-1-..-,-11-. .-1--1-.--1-111-- 1- , ,-1-11,-11, .- , V . .1 111.1 31 . ---1--1-1--H - s-----'-1-15111-w --2-1.-'---1--11-. 1 -1- ':. - .1 N 'fr:'z.-1-1 ,-,--11.--1-1-1r1-1-:---r-'-1:1-,11.1.1 -1-'--g--1-- m----a1- .11-1:1-1-- 4 1' '-1.1.1111 1' U- -1' - - 1-'j P 1--.:1-1. ---- .,,.1.,. .,,.-1. .1 .3 .,,,1,.S ., .,.1-1- ..., 11. ,. 1 1.1 '-1-1-1-1.1.---:H--1-1--1-1-'11'r1--.-1-1-lr-----1---1-: - 1'-1---:11-1 1r.,- - 1. 1-1--'.-1 . - V 1- 1 -1 1'--, 1 :.,-L,..3.1.v,1...,.:., -1,:.,,1-,-1-1.1511-.-17.1.-,,.-.,.,-.0.. . .1 . 1.,- 1 1 1 . 1, -1.1-1-...l .-1. V .-I L-1:1 -1-1-.-.-, --1-..-.-4-1-:--11:----1:'1 11-1 ..1-111.---, .1 1.1: .1 ' - - 1 1'--1-1- , 1- 11 ..-11- 11:11----.1.,, 71,1 1 1. 11111. - 11. . --11.-.11..,. . 1. 1. .1.1-..- ..-.-.11-1-1 , .A V L ',-:.-::.-.-1--f1--.- :uw -1---1-11:-r'w -1-zu -1--1 -. 1- - 1- 2 -1--1:-1 1-----1. V --.-1-111 1-- - -,- 1.1-- ., - -.rn-.1-1-1-' -1 1-1-1r,11'-.:1v---.-c-----vw----.:.---.. ---1---111, - ----.1-H - .1 . ..--,,1.::. -1 - mer.-1'-11---'-.-:n-1-2-K -f-.'--z','5-W:----2-a'1H 11.11--11 :-I 1--- -1 -1--,H - 1111.-:H -- - ' '. ..,.1-.-,,-1-- -1---1.1.-1-suv -.-,111-1.1, 1...-1, ..,... l,...1,E1.4.1..1.. - .., 1,11 ...1., 1 1 1 -.151111,-,.f1.,-....,.',-1,.-.,,1.1-1,-.11. - .VV1 1.1 ,1,..1.. 1.1.1 -3-1 1 ,-11 -1 1 -Q .1,!-A-1--.Q,w1-1-1--11-1.1-.1511-. .--.-1-1-1111. ...,..,1-..,.,,-1: .5 .1 .11-2 1-.-11-,-,,1--,- -. , 1- -1 1 1 --1 ,-1,. . .. ., .l 11. .-1-,,,.-.-,-5.1 1111-f.-..1,.1.1...1..-.1-1 ,-... 1 ,111.,.. 11,-1 .-5.5 --.-1.. -. 4 'rx---5--1 - .-1---1-1-.1 1-1.-: -1--11.-.111-1-. 111 11-z - -:----1 -1 5- . - -- 1,-4-1-1-10-1--...,-1.,...:g.. ....-11, - -- - -11, 1 -. -- - -- 1 - -1-1.----'-1'---:ff 1-1---1-3- --'--:.--.- -.....-1. .-. .-1.-1,-11.-1-.1a 1--1' 31.--'.1-1-11: -1--- -1- 1-1-11 .-1- -- -- gf-,-111,11-+4-1-1-.1-1-1.,-:---.111.-.11---..-1-.-111...,.1..,1-...1 1.1 .11'.-- 115111.--1 - 1-1:1 1- 1- .1 - -1-1-1-1.---f. 1--,-1---1-11.-11-.v-1'-:H -.-.1-1.-1--:.-11.12u--11--.-w--- -.11'- --1 .:--1.11-1,--1v'..-v - .V 1 ': -4- 11 ---: 3,-'91-'-1:-13 .1,.,v1.1,,f. 1.1.54-1. .,., F 4.-.- 1-1 . -- W . . 1 1 '-1-----1-: ----1---1-'------,fp1----,..- -..---.-1-..,1.,..,.... .1.,... 11. .11.-1-'1 1.-1-..' 1-1-1 1-f--1. - - -1- ' .'-'L - 1--1-1-,--1 ,112-1-...1-.,--1--.1.:1- -.-1-.1--'1w1..111-.. 1' .. 11.--1.-1--1-.. ---.- -- 1-. 1 ----1 - 1 - :1--151.,1-'wwe-wx'--'1--,-1-1.-1 -11-1 .1-1 --1-1---1-1 --.-1-11. ...1-11-111 1 -. - -1--. . - -'1 '- -r.---1--.-1--1--1.-.--11.-,1Q..1.1-1-1 111.-1-1-....1...1.-1-1.1, .1-,.....1...1-.1...,11.,11,1,14.1 -...1.1.11.1..,.,1......1.,,.:.,1 H.,.1-1 . 1-1-1,,., .1 . -1-x111,1.5.--1-1'--'1'-.-1-1--.1-1-----.1--1-11,.1,-.--111'1--.-1.-1---11,111.1-.1 ,- 11. 1'-1-- ----- 1 1-1.,.- 1- 1. . . 1 ..,, . 1 . .- 1 -..11-11.-1,-.H-.1.,...,..,,:.,1...,-x-,.,1,..1.1,-.-,.1-.-.3111-.... . ,. Q..-,-. 111-.1 1-11.-1 .-1 1 . . 1 -. -.1 .----1--1-1-.:---1-.-1.1.,1-.-qgy.-.1111-1.1.1.1-,.1..-51-1,111.11 . 1.-11, ..1-,-1....1-1--1.1.1,-...-.,.1,,.. 1.,...11.-. Z.. -1 1 1 .1 .. ..1. -1 1--T-11.1-.,-1-1-:.g --N- 1--1. 1.-1--1...-..--11,1-1 .,.....,.1 1.1.-.1.,.. . ...,... -1- -111, 1-1 ...,..,.. 1-1 1 1. .. .1. . - -1-1--my----1-11 -11-.-.-1.-...1-,-1,-.-:1-.11 .11-.e1. 1 :.11-.1- ---,--. -1-1-1-- 1.-1-.-.-1- - .11 1- -1-1--g--1 1- .- .,,51..1.11.,--1--.--,-1,-1.,,.,,- .,.. -.f..1.'..f. ..1.1.....1,-1-,321 11.1.4-.1-fi.. 1-.,. .1 .11-.1-..1.1. .1 11 .1 1. , -. ' ... ., 31-1-1.1.1.-1,:.-1-,.-11.-.-.,1-.1-11111, ., -g.L.,,,,.,1, ..,,.1., ,.,14-11,-.1-.1 ,..1.1.-.- . ..-.-,-1,111 1.-1-1 1 1.-1 - . . - 11...-1.1.--1. 5-1,1-1-1-11.1-1.1,-, -.-- -.,..-.-1-1.4.1.1 ...4 ..l.1.41.-.,.+, -1,.......1-1.1,..1..11.,-1-1-.-.111-. ..,. -1-11.-.1- 1 .1-1 -- ..-- - 5. -,1 -rv-,-.1----1.1.---1,-1--f -1-.-1 1-.,-,.-.-1.:1- ,zg-11.1--Q .-1.-.-'--.1 -.5111 .-1-11.-.-.-1.. .-... .-.1-.-1 1 . . 4 1---:1'-Q-v,1.--111.-.3-.-1h -.11-. 1..1.,..:.1-1-1.111 . 1g.1g1 1 -1-1--.- 1. -11--. . :.-1-.-1-1-1-1-nf-.r.-.151--11,-11.1-11111.1,-1--11,111-.11.-1--11-1,:..,11-..-1-1.-1,111.11-1.111-1-1-1-1-.-1-.-11.. 11 --1----.,-1--.-1-11-.-1,-----: 1111-1 --1-.,.1-.11.1.. .11-,.,.111...11...1,....1-..,..-..-1.1 1,-1-1 ..1g.11-1-1-.-1-1.-111 -1... - .11:-'A- -1 -- -. - .,,1. -1-1--,-,1.-.7.,-q-1.-f-1.-1--1.-.1-1-1 1-1--.1--11-.M .1-,r-1-. -1-,,11,1,....,: 1- .I1-1,1....,-1-1.5 ,. .-- 1-.-. ..,:::::..,-1. .- 1 -'E -v1-1j- 1-1 -gf- .1.-...,--1.:.,....,.,..-.1...-1.-1 .11-1,-1-11-..1...p --111111-111,....,.1,,... .111-...111,.1.1,1.11..1-- 1 - 1111. --.1 -.1-.11g..f.1...,-111-.-1-o :--1.1- -..a...- ..x,..,1..-.,..1.1-..1 .....,.1.1.1..1--1 1.., 1 1. 1..11.g-.-,-- 1 V- - 1.1-1-1-1111.-11-.-.1.1 -1.-.17.f.1..1-,1111-1-'.--11 1-.1-.-111--11..-:1.'f..1-.11-1-. -1-...1 1 --1-1-1 -1--.1 1-r.1'- -- '- -1.1: . - -.111 1-.1..-.......,.-.-1.:..,.1.--111.73---1:-1-.1.-.1...-..1--.r ,..,,1,,.1...1 1.-15:1-1:1 1-1,V. ..-1-1.1. 1. .-1-1,111 ..1.1.- .21-. 111,, .. -----p.---1-.:-1-11...-1-1---1-, -11.-1.-1-11,1-11..-1-V111.-1--.1-1- -.-1--J.: -g-1-:11 1 -.1--1--1 -.-::--1.:-- . ' 1. -. -I '- -11-.11-1. .1 -..-...,...-..,-1.1-1...1:.11.,...1....1.1.,1.A,,g...1,,.1-.-.1.1 .1 .-1.11--..-1-.31--1 .--.-1.111 1-.-1-1 1 .:.-111 1.1. - -1 .1j.--1-:1.--.1..1-...-1-.-,,1.,..11..,-111.11.1119-.1,g,....1111.-,,.1,.-1.1 -1:,-1,1--.---.1..-..-11. --.1-..1.. 1. 1-1.1.... 1.-111. .1 1,1 ...-1.-.1,- .... 1. 1,.1,7.x.,....1 ..., 1.. .34 1-1:-..1, 1.-1 .-,- -.:11.,.1, 1 1-,-,.-. 1-1.-11--1---1,-1-1 1 -1-1-1-. . 1-1 1-1. -v:-.-!-1.-1-1..11-.-4-11.1.1 .-111- --1-11-1--1-11-.w-1.1 :- -1 ,.1.-1--1-.15--1.1.-1.1,11' 151-1-1--. 1. 1-11-. 1 . . .1 . 1111.-U f1----r-1r---.--1- .1-.-1-1--1+ --1.111 -11-f--,--.-..11.-r-1--11-,1-1511-1-1--.. 11. 11.11 .-1 111---1:1-1-111 11, ..1-.1111-1 - 1- -1-1--.1 -1-.----11-vw-1.-1-1-1--.-11--. -.-Q-1-11,1-11,-1-55,151.1.1..1,11.,-,--1.1-1,-,111-, .1-.1, 1. .1. 111.---.-1-5 . .-.3.-1... .. ,.. . - f '-----45---'-- r'-1'-1 -1--.'..-.-1-,.-V .:g.-1-1-Q51-.1--4-1.1M- .-1-1-.4-. 4.11.1-1.-1 1-uv 11--1-1-1 1- 1- 1-. 1-11.1 1.1. 115- -11.,1111- ' '11-11 -1-1.--1-715-1-c.-11--1-,1-.-.-4q11.,.1.--,-.-1111111-5,-11-1.1-.-1-.111-4.1-1111-111-...-1,1-.1111. .-. . .4.1. . .1.. 1 ..1-.-. 1 - -1 .:1. .1...,1-1-1--1...1.,..1-,...1.,,.1,1......1-.1-.-11-1-11.,-11.-.I-1..,...1.....1,1 ,K ,.. ...1.,-,-.1.1 ....,.,.,.,A ,.E.,. .. 11. 1 , 1 -1-if1-1-11-21-1-.1..:5.....-1-.1-1-1-1-5-.-V ----1-:g11.-,,1- .1-1,.,,111 51: m.k...,, ,111---1-1.1-1,11...-1 . 1... 1- 1-1-1-1 '11-.11 - 1-11 -111 -,-31-11--1,-..1.1--1....- -11-,-F1-1 -----1-1-----U111911-1111-1.11.,1.1..,.,.1111.1,11....A-1.31.1 1 - -1 1 .- 1-1 1 -1 1 -.11- 11-1-- 1-5-1--1-u.-Q -1-1-1-11 '13---.-.-1:--:':.1,1--.11-A.-15----1-5. 1.1,--1 1-.51-.'-1--1,-1--11 1 1 1 1 1 - s'--w-:.-- --.----1-1-1-1'--.1-11 - 1-5--1.1-Q-1 1-1.-11--.H.-f.1-.-11.1-.1-,..1,-1---.1-11.1---.1,,1.- 1 1 1 11.1-115-11.-.-111.11---..-1.11,-,....... ,..1,111.11.E.:.....,.'1.-1,1-.1.111114 ..11.,,,1.1.,,.E.p,,1, ,.,,,.1.1 1 1 , 1 1 1 1 ..1.1--.--1-.5-,.-1-.--111111,-1,.-.1-13.-3 11..-1,-1.--1-31:-1.1-.1.1.-1--11.-'1.1.-1.-1 .,-,- 11. 1 ..,... , 1 71'-'z-1'---.1-.---1. -.1 --1-11111:1-w1-1-.--11.-15-.--.1-1-1-1,1---.1,.1,-..--..-V1-1-1.-1,-.13-.13.1.1.-15.11,-1 1 1 1 1 1 , 1.1.1111 .: 1--.1-.111111.--1,-.,.,.:.,6.,111..,11..1-, 111-1.1, .111-,.1.,,1. WH. ...k.,.,. 1, 1 1 , 1 1 1 , 1 .1.L..,1,...,.,,-1......, 1 1.11, ,,..f1,N.j-.C .1 ,15.17.1...,.Q,1..1v.,1.,..1.1, 1..x.g .1 1 1, 1 ,1 1 11 1 1 ---:-1.--w -. --11-1.y1f1. 1--71.-11.10,-.1-...--' .17:1.11g'. -.f,..1-,.1-.---1.111-1-.1...,-...5-11.11-1-.-11-.f . 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 -..1.1....1- -1.-111-11-..1....11,1-.....1,..,.11,.-1.111-11-11-'.-w1,-11,411.141.1111...-I1 1-,1-111.1 -,-11- 1 . 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 13-.-11---H .---.----1--1 1--'-1-1 -' -W-:-1: -1.-1-1 .11-11.111--..-1-1-:11 ,-.-1--.11-1.-v 11-.11-,H 11 1 1 1 1 -'-w-.1--11,-.1--1-1---1-11-1-1511--1--:-.1 1--11--,1.7,:.'1. .1-.,-11.---.11111--1 1 A 1 1 1 1 ,1,1-'-: :ww -1---'z-11-11.--1-11.-. 1 1-ff' 9 11,----.-51--.-1-.1-11--,--.-.--11.-...-111-1:1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 v 1 I -'1.'- - -':'-'- ':- -'f -'12'-.-.-1'-1-1-a:i11-.1 1-.1-1111- 111-1 111 -.-L .-1.-1 1 1 1 1 1 1-111111-.-11.. ..,...-1,-.1 1-'-1-.-1 -....1.11, 1-11-11-.1-N :1- ---.-1-.-1-1-.,.1----.1,1. 1 1 1, 11 1 1 1 1 1 's-1.11-1--.gf -..-1-11-41--9-11:---:--1--1-1 -----1--:-1-1.--1---1'.x1.- 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 -----1-111.-1 1,-1-1.,.,1.....1.1-.1..-1-1-1.,....1-.,.,.,......1-1.-11hi., .H .. 11.1, 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 . 1 -1.-I..----1--11.-4-111-------1-1.-1-.-111. 11.7.5-111111-.--.-2.1111-1--1--1 ...1 1 x,-1--:.111- 1 1 1 11 1 1 11 1 1 1 1 11111 1111111 1 1-11111 11 1 11 1 I 1 1 1 1 1 1 111 1 .' , Wg: 3 .1-11.113-f -3- 1 f..r,:.:-.., 11 h .... .11-111: 11.....1.-11--1-..,..,, 1 1- -1 . 1.-.1--j 1 ' ' ' ' 111i-2.1-.2L?1.'f Cf.-'11'f-'f-,Nl-1.-.'A'!I'..1 1:i'l. 2'.'1 '151T'g15:-'- Qw- -- -11-1-11-1 .--1----.-- -, - 1---..11,f1u-.-1:,-Q-11.11-.-1---1-1.-.,.1.1 .- 11-'Q -LJ'1'1-.I.,,..:'.,'-1-.-1- 5.1.fQ'..1.'. -1.-Q .- 1- 12.1 1---j--1q-1---.--1-1-1111.-I11.111-1.11.-,w5-.11-1--..-.141-1 1 .-1111 -,-.1-,4 -- -111 111, ,, 1 , . 1 .- 1.-.1-.- -1-:f1----l1:1--111.1-11-j..-.1-..:-1.-,11--.t11-..-1...111---9-g--1 . .1...,,.-1.1-1 -1.1,.1,.,..1..,.1 ,.,l,,,l,.,,.l.l,, 1,. .1,.l.,1.,. 1 . 1.. .11 151-1-1 -11v11,.. ' 11 ,-vw' -11-1g.!Ipv1-1-11--rw'-.:1-ar-n-1-13u'-1--11-1.-. - -1-,1.-3---11-1--U ---1-.-.---1.1-11.-1-111-1 .1-1.1.1 1 --..1-1- 1 1- --1--1-1- -1 -P1-c.-1--1-1 11 1--1-g1--1-1-f:-1-1-1..-.-.1-1-:-,-.-1.11.-,-.- 11- ---151.11-1.-,111-1-1 ..., 1.-..1.-1-1-1 1-.111 ,1.., 1 11.151 .- 1-.51---1 -- L 2-'L'1:11--v1'----j1'1',1-f1--1g.c,--1.-.,1u-1-'--111-'af..-.: ' 11.-1-1-11--111-11,1-1-1-1:1 -11-1-1 1-i-1-11.1-1 1-1--1 .-1 .1,.1g.-11.---.-1-1:11.,: -1--1-1--11.1.-:11-:1-.--1-1-51.-1:--1-1-11---1.-.1-4-11.-1 15.- 111-1-1-1-1.11-1..,...11 1,-1--,-.1 .-1-1-1..1.-.--1 41-.- .1 1:-1--1 1.1 1 - 1 1-.111-1-1-.1-.....1.1-11,1-1.111-..-,11.1--.--,111.1-1 1-.1.1-.--.11 ..--,.11,.,,11,.1,.- . 1, .1 1 4 .-- 1. . 1 pi.-'ru11--.-1--1',:-,1-1'-1l.-'1-1:--1-1--Af----1-.151-.-5,3111-11115.-11-11-.11..-1-V...1--....11 1-11,1111 .11-1.-1-.1 .,,. 1-1-1 1--1 1-1 111-1 --1 .,. .1 ax'-.3 11-1--.1-lq-1r1-11--.--.-11711-.gy-1-115huge-.11.-1 v..1. .1-11151.,1.1-1,1111-1-1+--1.1111-1 1-131--'-1-1 ..-1-L-11-1-1--11-..,1. 11:-1-.-. 1-'1-'1.1,--.7-,.-111-'111--1 1. 13111-:ng 1:...1.1.-.111-1-.11 1-1..,-.1.g11-11.-11.-111.-1-1-111.711.151.a.,1-1,-15.-,-..1.1--1.1. .-1.-.--1- 1-1.11 .1-.1 .--.1-11-.11 --1-1-.:-1. -. - 1- .-.11:.-.-- 1 --,1'-- 1i1e1-.:4171-.-,1--121.-R11-I1-.,, 1-1-1g.-1,-4.5-.11--112.-1.-.1 5:11.--... .1-1.1.1. 11-1.1 1111.11 11111.11-..-1,,:51,i..1 1. 1--1 1 . .11-1,1 ...- 1,1-1-1---.-1 'ff' --'.-it-'-1-.' '-- -:'1'-'-.e-.1--li:--1-4-1-.'1'V--A .1--1--1-11.-1--.11-1 1 11- ,-.--'-:-11-117 11-.....,-11. 1.2-.5151 - 1 1-g--1 - 1 . 1 1 E-'-11-'4.'v',-'-''51-'--:'-1-1-111-1.-1--121'-I-K: W v'-1-'-'-.--I1----.-.11-1.. -111.-'.1-211511.111-1---1.12:-fx.-.-. .. 1-1-.-1-.,--.1-1 1--1 - . -1111 - 1 1 1-1.-11-5-11-.-u1.1..f11111.-y .5-.1 1-1'.:1..r1-11.11.11 .1..,.,:1,i...--1' :7t'.n.m..1.,..,4. 1.1'..,..,v:.,.1,g.A1,-...-1 1. l.:,: .,.1 ,.,., .11.11,.,1 -1,15 .- -1.1,.1 -.zz-131-1-.1-.1-.11-M.1 -..1..-51,1-11.-1 1.11.-.1--1.1.V-1-111-X-1.-11'111.---.-...1-..-10 1 . ,- .1--1-.1 -1-11r:11,1,71-11--1-.I1-1-11-1. 1, 15.171111 111-11-.111 1-1.--1.. 1.,1,1.....,1..,1, 1.1 -1. . .- 1 1 -I 1,...1 .1-, .1..-1 1 -- .- THE COLLEGIATE 1011 1 is 1 ini:Iinioioioioimozo The lndustrial Mortgage E I 8: Trust Co. Q l Established l889 ! ! 472 paid on deposits. 578 paid on Guaranteed Invest- . l ment Certificates. Q, 11. I BRYDGNS 5 5 DRUG STORE g i i I 104 Christina St. S. I Phone 620 2 -I--I-0-I-f'- ---'r-0--'- -0- 2 ! g SCHOOL BooKs Q i PoUNTAIN PENS Q i - j CHoCoLATEs i i ' i OQUQUQUQ lQllQOQU-0QU,UiUQ i JOHN COWAN, W. R. PAUL, i President. M anager. i Try our Fountain Service . ' illiilitli 10101 I1 DlUQOQl initrd' 0201010101 1010103010101 2 IQ 09:0 lVlr. Coles- T'here,s a pupil in this Class VV'hen he's througili l'll Commence. that's making a Jackass of himself. QUi010QOQU1l Pi0Q4 li0QOi0lUii0,0 2. ! A. R. Calcott oc Co. Q . - l Everything In PLUMBING, HOT AIR and ! E HOT WATER HEATING Q Q ELECTRICAL APPLIANCES Q ! ! Phone 264 I84 N. Christina St. Sarnia 0 i0Q1lQOQOQllQlil0QOQl 2 110101004 0? 1: ! THE KODAK sToRE ! V IQ!QUQIIQUQI!QUQUQUQUQUQUi ! g A fulllineof 5 EAsTIvIAN's I3RoWNIEs i j and KoDAKs 5 i C - . I i Professional i DEVELOPING and PRINTING ! Quality Work ' i C - , I i WATERMAN s FOUNTAIN PENS i AND PENCILS f i YQ!lQOQUQOQ0i0QOQUQlPQUQUQ C The i Clement Drug Co. i ANDREW B. JOHNSTON, Prop. i Q Phone 32 0.01101 1 rioiuinioioiuin 1 I1 raw,-I QOH! XQK 'QOQOQUl0QUll BQUQUQCOXQ -QtIQ!Q1liliQ!3QOQUQOQDQUQU-ifz, ' . .. 1y,.,.N f 'J , ,1 2142? . Wpx li M Pl li: '1, m I Wa A ' 'X 4' I. V9 ,, , 3 1 . l-' ' . -- ,: li 4 , , - 1 ,H .1 A . 4 V zlfab - Nc J A xy.. l X , 1. W4 I !ik,,1-blink ra .Mg an-I. I 3 ' W ' ' I 'W -' YJ-1' V ' J I N' J' - , I m' I s .. nj , ' P,-Q I- :tif hiv, ' -All ' , '. f V I I V' .0 Y '.,,' .. 4.19, , t 3 IA . xl' 1, fill 1 . IN 4 QNU. 'J' , .A I I ' X' ' lk 1 F' 'K f u ,4 1 I f , 4 ', ' 1 I' 'f I Tjv ' :Q 7' r , . .W H V-,N Milly, 1, 1 - 1 Y 4' .I Y Y I 1 4 h . .V . I - c . A H ' 1.1 '. -. Q U 'V A . L ,J 5 l A 4 ,fawud L .L ,. H4 IH , I1 .K 35' . 'V-91' 4' V- I '1 .Si V , .I . Q1 . I A' l.l , 5 , , A 4 1 L I X ' L- . .' A - I 5 'vu . ,L ' ' Y ' ' . .'5T -A , , - ' , 'H . 1 I, , 1 '- L ' V-,:' .bay 4 I J , . ' A Wst. f ' ' M. L , J A 1' 4' J ix., ti.: w 5 Il, A V v iv.. '- if' ww' Qzdlilli li0iDQO THEA COLLEGIATE via -rv QIIQIIII MDf'101f'IU f'1 0 ' ' ! Q VV!-IO,Tl-I E. 5 DAUGHTER wouco Q WlNg MUST WlTH BEING equipped with a fine car, Q MOTH equips one for popularity. lt's i :L 3 ' PAYMENT PLAN. i WILL YOU AND Q vouR1o::guXER 'kg Lf W. H- MCCBHUHI all McLaughlin-Buick Sales 8z Service A E M A T E E A TTT 149 victoria si. Phone 1600 Prison Visitor- NVhat does QQQ mean on your cell? Ex-author convict- Oh, that's my pen namef, St. Thomas ozorzuininiuiui ii i CLOTHES THAT BOYS LIKE TO WEAR with Wearing Qualities Mothers Like to Buy Twenty-four years experience in the retailing of Boys' Clothes has taught us how to in- clude that built-in wear Without sacrificing the smart style boys demand. Five-store purchasing has achieved new value for l929. DOWLERS is LIMITED Windsor Walkerville Sarnia Kitchener UQ!YilYQ!DQIIQIICU-KIQ!iQOQlIQ!DQ!YQUl0i0QUQOQU-0Ql Q QC illillillll1.liKli0i0iCliUi Q QUQUQUQ I-DQDQUQOQKI QtI21lQCUQ!VQIJQOQOQOQOQIYQUQIUit3-1BQOQOQOQUQUQUQOQIIQUQI Q IQ QU TI-IE COLLECIATE I Q Q Q1 Q Q QOQUQ0lOi0QUQtJi!3Q1ill7l0-0QOQUQOQOQUQl Q YM! Q1 National Club Cigar Stand SHOE SHINE and HATS CLEANED TREFON PETRo, Prop. Phone 1071 A SARNIA For a Moment's Recreation I Visit THE NATIONAL CLUB BILLIARDS PARLOR NEWS OF ALL THE SPORTS TWO ENTRANCES 1071 CHRISTINA AND FRONT STREETS 'GUS MERCURIO, Prop. QOQ Q Q Q - l ll iii i lil QUQUQUQ QUQKl-0ltlQ lilQ Q IQUQ Mack's Restaurant Cordially invites Collegiate Students GOOD FOOD AT POPULAR PRICES TOASTED SANDWICHES MACK'S ORANGE DRINK 159 Christina Street Phone 1999 .'l-I ' lQOQOQ0i! 1024210301 3 Ill 1 1 1 2 xi 1 ri xi ll 2 Qaoiniuininiu 'TI-IE COLLEGIATE .1511 1:01 lllilllllillitil0Q010iKYi0QOQ0i0i0l0l1lillill0Q in 141011 215 Christina Street Gre-Solvent is our Alibi Q ! Q TRY l i SULLlVAN'S i Q D 5 The Bicycle and Sporting Goods Store Q l i lf it is made, and in our line, we have it. g Try our Service. I The Bicycle Store, i Phone .188J Sarnia, Ont. Phone 1670 I , H. Mundy- Do you know how to make love. V. Mundy- Sure, the same as pie, plenty of it. g The James Texts i For ! REPRINTS OF EXAMINATION PAPERS for High School En- ' trance, Lowe-r School, Middle School, Upper School, i Normal Schools and Commercial Classes. C ALL SUBJECTS I o i Model Answers for the last live or six years' papers, Maps for i seat use for Ancient I-Iistory, and Geography, Pictures for picture - study. Translations, Full line for commercial classes and many other helps. ! Used in All Secondary Schools in Qntario for the past ten years I and abroad and highly praised. A ! Best Quality and Lowest Prices. Q lVrite for Price List and Particulars. The James Texts g BELLEVHJJE ONTARKD CANADA 1 qgixemzmxxmximrxflimit: 1 vi ri mini Mzoiuininiui I1 xi 1 1 Zuininioin THE CAOLLEGIATE i I Q BO YS-U ! I - DRESS NVELL AND SUCCEED - i R i That old saying, is just as true today as a hundred i years ago-and possibly more necessary. XYhen you go to i the dance-the theatre-any social event you dress well . i It is just as important, even more so, when you strike out i in life . Get the habit now-wear XVatson's Clothes-and i use our Ten Pay Plan. It will teach you to save systematic- i ally, and save for a sensible purpose-to dress well and I succeed. i 2 5 WATSON CLOTHES SHOP ! 160 N. Front Street Sarnia ' , I . . . Chliliilllllililflliiiliilllilll 10:01 ll 1 if 1 IQ ii 1 1: 11 Q- 1 1103130141 O llorothy- My lips are for anothcrfl li Donald- l'll give you another after you get this one, g BASEBALL GOODS TENNIS GOODS -E , g Port Huron EVERYTHING FOR THE SPORTSMAN AND ATHLETE g FISHING TACKLE BICYCLE g Quality and Siem-vioe4QOur Motto THE HOME OF FINE WALLPAPER i CARTER Sz CO., Decorators I Sarnia Paint Service g 177 Front St, Sarnia, Ontario O:ODQ0llD-0Qill0i0QUQ nic 1 ni 1 xi 1 1 2 1 1 ri xi in l0i0QIlQOQOQ0-0 THE COLLEGIATE ' Q Q QOQ0l0ilillIQlli0i0i0l0i1Dill!DilPl0llZ-0Q0i0l0Q0i .1 QI ll G. W. sronnr, LTD. HEADQUARTERS Fon Best Imported Pipes And all kinds of Tobacconists' Sundries 16-7 N. Front Street Phone 234 CbQOQOQlli0i0QllQOQ0l Il D1 Ii QI QI Q Q Q QUi011lQ bDOQOQOQOQ0l4l The Photos in this magazine are by THE BURY STUDIO The Magazine was printed by the F RONTIER PRINTING CO. STUDENTS-Please patronize our Advertisers IQOQUQCIll71ID1OQlYQ1IQ!IQllQOQUQ010QllQOQ0l0l0l1IQUQOQUQ Q Q Q0 So we notice, and how Flattery is like peroxide-turns many a womanls head. DQOQUQOQG i0l0Q4IQOi0i11QOQ0i0iKYi0QUl0iUQOQ0il Q ill Q IQC QUQI Do It With Gas The Ideal Fuel USE IT AND PROVE IT CLEANLINESS AND COMFORT Assured by the Q .USE OF GAS The Union Natural Gas Company' of Canada I SARNIA, ONT. IDOQOQC QUQ4 Q IQ! i IQ0l0QllQODlIi01UQOQOQOD IQ QOQ IQ I, Q IQODI DQ010lUQ0l1IQUQOQUQIIi0QOQOQ0iUQOQ1 QI Q1 if QUQI I1 'Z THE COLLEGIATE .:.lIQl Q0iOQOQ0i0i QQOQUQUQK QOQKOXO g 1846-1929 Q IT'S GOOD g If it comes from Clark's g Q - Q E - DRY GOODS, i' CARPETS, RUGS, Q HOUSE FURNISHINGS, Etc. Q A dependable shoppingi place ! for three-quarters of a century. Q 3 Ellie IM. TH. Ollark Qln. 123-125 Front St., Sarnia, Ont. Q O .:OlQODOQOQUQ4DiUQUQOQOQOQOQOQl O.. gzg lQ0lKPQ0-0Q0i0QOQOQ Q YQ! QOQCOXO 5 ,J 5 ffsay It with Flowers 5 Q Q Q Q Q Q - 7S Q 5 BARRON 5 E Y e i Member Florist Telegraph Q Delivery Association. Q 1 Q Q Q Q Q Q i Q Phone 48-I 177 Front St. ozoizuxuxoinir 1 It is rumoured that Marie Purser the Corunna Bus coming home fr-om St. took the blunt end of one wager. made some embarrassing wagers in Thomas. Poor lsabelle MacDonald ..iflQOQOQUQUQl QUQUQUQI -UQUQUQQOQ 2 .Visit Our New i LADIES' READY-TO-WEAR DEPARTMENT Q ! Q Q g Our Spring stock is complete. Q i Prices very reasonable. j g Exclusive styles. Q Q Q - I Q Q Q Lampel Kr Zierler i I and Ladies' Ready-to-Wear Q, Q Q Complete Home Outfitters C OXQUQCIQOQOQClDOQOQOQ0i0Q0i0i 92. OXJIQOQ Q! Q YQ! Q li i HO. Q YQOQlO:. When You Want i C RADIO - BICYCLES Q BATTERIES or j ! Q Q ELECTRIC Q i Q i REF RIGERATION Q Q Q Q Q Q I See Simpson 81 Mellon 3 QXNQOQ Q Q!Q H Q72 i Q QDQQ... ioiuioio1uio1o':9 THE COLLEGIATE 0:0'Init,initrioisri::ii1icrim:in4it:111it'iriiiH1011vZii?'l3 303''ininioioiugwg ! ! Q THE COMMU ITY STORES S Are interested in your welfare and success.of the Collegiate . We therefore gladly contribute to this worthy cause. Q Where to find COMMUNITY STORES by Street or Phone ! A H. ROSE H. F. COE ! Q N2NwkrM. mwm2W6 nssvmnse immmin g g JAMES GAR'ENl ' JAMES FRASER 2 - ' ' . . Lochiel St. Phone 186 2 ! Cor. Christina 8: Davis -, .- Phone 129 169 ! i J. KENNEDY A. H. GAMMON sz soNs Q Q Maxwell and Napier Phone 412 OPP- CRY Hall Phones 9 'gt 17 Q PETER CLARK W. C. PALMER Q George and Christina Phone 95 222 N. Front St. Phone 98 l C R. B. JANES F..tG. FULKERSON 2 g 302 Confederation St. Phone 318 270 Ontario' St. Phone 673M i G. F. KINGSTON i GEO. ARMSTRONG' i 317 George St. Phone 317 Forsyth St. Phone 332 i Pretty Nurse- Each time I take Lyle's pulse its faster. lvliflt will I do? Doctor- Blindfold him. ,zg IQUQOQUQOQUQUQOQKiQ!IQIlQIIQ!l-11-1PitIQ!l51bQUQllslIQQIQQIMCIMUQIIMUMUQUQIOXO 5 111 i Q A IJ KINGSTON, ONTARIO , ' 'Y , I . g I ' --1 .... Eighty-Seventh Session g C ARTS-Courses leading to the degrees of B.A., M.A., Ph.D., B.Com. 1' Q! MEDICINE-Courses leading to the degrees of M.D., C.M., and to the Diploma of Public Health. Q ' APPLIED SCIENCE-Courses leading to the degrees of B.Sc. and M.Sc., in Chemistry, . - Mineralogy and Geology, Physics. and in Mining, Chemical, Civil, Mechanical and Electrical : . Engineering. . Q ADVANTAGES Q Q 1. Kingston, as a university city, is an ideal place for study. Q i 2. The cost of living is relatively low. ' , 3. Queen's was the first university in Canada to introduce student self-government. Q i 4. Splendid equipment in college and hospitals for the teaching of applied science and medicine. i C 5. The geological formations and the diversity of land surface near Kingston enable students of Q . Geology and Botany to make extensive field studies. ' 3 6. For reference purposes Queen's library is unexcelled in Canada. The Canadian section has C ' many rare and valuable documents of particular benef1t,to students of research. ' 3 7. Part of the course leading to the B.A. degree may be completed by home study and attendance , ' ' at Summer School. M ' 3 8. Are-sidence for women studeiitsgrand a Union for men have recently been completed. C Q NVi-ite for a calendar of the.Faculty in which you are interested, also information about Q i Matricillatioti Scholarships. I i E W. E. MCNEILL, M.A., Ph.D., Registrar. i O:.lQll.0Q1lQ4lg4154I-0QllQll-UQUQUQOQ4IQOQKIQIIQD4161lil1D4liUQUQOQOQllQl1Q1 'E' L--o Published under the Auspices of the S. C. I Literary Sociefy. T ., - ,, ,A ,I 7 Rcpeace -'A--A- V 0 ,C CONTENTS GOSSIP - - - 60 IXECHO DE FRANCE - 75 DAS DEUTSCHE 123110 - 70 SCIENCE - - - 82 LITERATURE - sq POETRY - - - 107 GIRLS, ATHLETICS - III ALUMNI - - - IIO ROSS W. GRAY, RIP. - 125 BOYS' SPORTS - - 127 EXCHANGES - 135 JOKES - - - 142 INDEX OF IIQJSTRATIONS L ,, MAGAZINE STAFF 5 23 ,, DEDICATION - - 2.1. 25 ,, FOREWORD 26 . EDITORIALS 227 ., SCHOLARSHIPS - 33 ,, IN MEMORIAM - 34. 35 ,, THE OLD SCHOOL - 36 ,, MAGNUM BELLUM - 30 5 STAFF OF S.C.I.8:T.S. - I1 J, TEACHERS' CORNER - 42 , STUDENT ACTIVITIES - 47 . SQUAD SHUN - - 63 9 MAGAZINE STAFF - 22 ' TEACHING STAFF - 40 Q SR. LITERARY EXECUTIVE 48 CARTOONS - 46, 61, 62, 68,78 GIRLS' ATH. EXECUTIVE 112 GIRLS' BASKETBALL . JR. LITERARY EXELUI IVL .19 I A 1 - - - , OISQAI ORS 5 - - 50 WSPEAW I If DEEATERS - - - SI 5 Q 7 Q Y Uv ' QRCHESTRLA - 56 BOYS' AT H. EXECUTIVE 128 -' BAND - - - - 59 JUNIOR RUGBY TEAM - 132 - FIRST AID TEAM - - 6.1 SENIOR RUGBY TEAM - 154 . RIFLE TEAM - - 65 ROYS' BASKETBALL , IADET UFFICERL: 66 TEAM - - - 154 u BEST PLATOON - 67 HOCKEY TEAM I-'QS TI-IE. COLLEGIAATE T A ECI L COL E llel 'l FF OF A IAGAZINE' ST R Bill Stubbs, Jack Fraser, K eu is, Sam Fred Isla stef. en C eorge. D. K atterson, P m. Jones, Lloyc XV furnbull. r H 11 rr y Twaits, 111 . w-eVV :E .Ld Q rs U3 sf o ... Z ra ... U 1-1 cu ..- .- rd if r fo : .2 : 3-4 : I-1 rclon Go almer, P atricia P 1 mms, W' il ill B VVooclrow, Elaine Nisener, all R211 liiis, in Cul t1'iC Pa Ken M yers, l'lWVll, B llil E Bell, ow-Ken R tre C 0.2 J 2' M U x-4 4 22 .2 E he-1 44 Paterson Mr. Buclmn, achel R Alclersou, M 1' Taylor, Paterson, Miss O1'I'll3.ll Jouald, N Mel Isabel rush, Mills, Chas. B Mcflilalmoii. Pauline onald D Row- Ht 9 LT-1 cKay. M Keene, Thelma THE COLLEGIATE 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 Staff nf Ghz Glnllrgiatzf' 1925 CONSULTING EDITORS EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ASSOCIATE EDITORS LITERARY EDITORS STUDENT ACTIVITIES GIRLS' ATHLETICS BOYS' ATHLETICS EXCHANGES - ALUMNI - HUMOUR GOSSIP ART PHOTOGRAPHY - FOREIGN LANGUAGES ADVERTISING - BUSINESS AND CIRCULATION MISS WALKER MISS TAYLOR MR. KEENE MR. ALDERSON NORMAN PATTERSON DONALD MCGIBBON CHARLES BRUSH - RACHEL BUCHAN WILLIAM JONES PATRICIA PALMER RALPH MISENER - THELMA MQKAY XYILLIAM TURNBULI. - PAULINE MILLS ISOREL MCDONALD ROSS TUCK LLOYD PATTERSON ELAINE WOODROXVE KENNETH MYERS MARIAN MCKIM - FRED SAMIS ETTA BROWN PATSY COLLINS WILLIAM WILLIAMS GEORGE CLARK KENNETH FRASER CHARLES KENNEDY JOHN STURRS WALTER CLAKTON DOUGLAS ISBISTER GORDON MOORE WILLIAM 'TWAITS GORDON PATERSON HARRY TURNPIULL KENNETH BELL KENNETH GEORGE 8 ' . .. 1y,.,.N f 'J , ,1 2142? . Wpx li M Pl li: '1, m I Wa A ' 'X 4' I. V9 ,, , 3 1 . l-' ' . -- ,: li 4 , , - 1 ,H .1 A . 4 V zlfab - Nc J A xy.. l X , 1. W4 I !ik,,1-blink ra .Mg an-I. I 3 ' W ' ' I 'W -' YJ-1' V ' J I N' J' - , I m' I s .. nj , ' P,-Q I- :tif hiv, ' -All ' , '. f V I I V' .0 Y '.,,' .. 4.19, , t 3 IA . xl' 1, fill 1 . IN 4 QNU. 'J' , .A I I ' X' ' lk 1 F' 'K f u ,4 1 I f , 4 ', ' 1 I' 'f I Tjv ' :Q 7' r , . .W H V-,N Milly, 1, 1 - 1 Y 4' .I Y Y I 1 4 h . .V . I - c . A H ' 1.1 '. -. Q U 'V A . L ,J 5 l A 4 ,fawud L .L ,. H4 IH , I1 .K 35' . 'V-91' 4' V- I '1 .Si V , .I . Q1 . I A' l.l , 5 , , A 4 1 L I X ' L- . .' A - I 5 'vu . ,L ' ' Y ' ' . .'5T -A , , - ' , 'H . 1 I, , 1 '- L ' V-,:' .bay 4 I J , . ' A Wst. f ' ' M. L , J A 1' 4' J ix., ti.: w 5 Il, A V v iv.. '- if' ww' 24 THE COLLEGIATE q 8 8 8 8 8 8 .8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 O- O 0 0 0 Q 0 O 0 0 9 0 O 0 0. 0 0 Q . 5 O 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 0 0 0 0 0 O O 0 0 O O 0 O 0 O 0 0 Q 0 Q , Q- -8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 THE COLLEGIATE C I I 8 8 I 3 8 C 8 3 8 8 3 A Gilpin Zlmme Behiratvh tn EB. HH. Grant, IB.A. Gllamaira iilzmtrr IEEE-1925 TI-IE COLLEGIATE H 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 L ' Q l an an F s Q ,Q 0 A Scrap of Paper The phrase a scrap of paper may have various associations-from the famous, and infamous, allusion of 1914 to the oft-repeated reminder to keep tidy the corridors of the school! However, just at present I am thinking.of that particular scrap of paper known as a graduation diploma. I Of course, a graduation diploma, like a bank-note, a love-note, a promissory note, or a d'iplomia1t.ic note, means much or little depending on its authorl' We have seen, in recent years, bank notes for millions of marks worth but a r few centsg some love-notes are, to say the le-ast, gross ex- aggerationsg many a promissory note has proved a vain , thingy and diplomatic notes are notoriously undependable. So there are graduation diplomas and graduation diplomas. One. hears of colleges, so-called, where a Ph.D. is rated at twenty-live dollars and 15 Just that easily or hardly obtained. This is an extreme oase, to be sure, and yet' the principle holds that a graduation diploma like any other scrap of paper de- pends for its value on what lies behind it. ' Now what lies behind the graduation diploma of our own school? Th-at is surely a fair question to present to those who read this magazine-whether they are now reading their graduvation yeiar book or whether they still have in store that experience of mingled pleasure and regret. Wel-1, in the first place, if we are to be very materialily-nminded, it represents an' expenditure of t-ime of from three to tive or even six years and expenditure in money of from one thousand to three thousand dolllairs-of which from five hundred to ai thousand has been contributed by the taxpayer and the remainder by the parents of the graduate. And we should not be so- scornful of material things as to pass lightly over this very important con-sideration. flncidentally it would be an excel-lent thing if every ,single student in the school took the time to consider his attendlance here from the standpoint of a strictly business propo- siti-on under the conditions I have just suggested: if this were done many of our school problems would be solved lait once.J But, ,to proceed, a graduation dipliomra should mean something more than the putting in of time and the spending of money. From the point of view of those who sign the diploma-whether it be Minister of Education, Chairman of the Board, or other responsible official,-it means the reasonably satisfactory completion of a certain specific and authorized course of study-a course of study which has evolved over a great many years sand which has occupied the careful attention of many experienced and sincere men. From this standpoint, too, the graduation diploma should command respect-and it does with all who give it serious thought. Burt, after all, this scrap of paper should mean somelthing m-ore than these. Every document worthy of the name carries with it a certain tradii-tion-a certain repute or disrepute derived from its association. This, after all, is what really makes .or mars a graduation diploma. In this fact, too, rests t-he supreme respon- sibility of the reader of this foreword Cand the writer, tool. The hall-mark of the graduation 'diploma is the character of the school and the chanaoter of the school ifslthat intangible th-ing to which Stsaff, Student-body Iaind Graduates, together with school building and routine, all contribute. Your respoinisibility-and it HYOWS, CVCYY day. from your enftry as a freshie 'to the evening when you receive your 'scrap of paper' from the assembly platform-your respionsiibility is to en- sure that your personal contribution to the school chariacter and trlaldsition serves to enhance the value of the Diploma of the School. i -F. C. ASBURY. ' 0 Y I' '000tttzazosttzaasatnttoh bf THE COLLEGIATE. 27 Y EA IG., Stow Sami Alma .Dfweevx 2 - T X 5 i 9? 1 ' Q ill A 4 fs. A 3 loolil i .X 40,411-. .. .164 Q11 .-il. Lmfenrfl - buts A-gl D. M. GRANT privilege to call a worthy -teacher ln dedicating this year's issue of the Collegiate to D. M. Grant the editorial staff wish to express their appreciation of, and sincere admira- tion for one who for over forty years was Classics Master in the school. In doing this the staff is merely representing the student body by whom Mr. Grant was be- loved on account of his whole- hearted symp-athy with every stu- dent activity whether athletic, social or academic. This year seemed par- ticularly fitting because the last of the legion of students who have had the privilege of serving under his supervision would be graduating from these halls. To many of the younger pupils in the school and to the countless number coming on in succeeding years the name of D. M. Grant will have lost much of the command and awed respect that it formerly held when- he conducted the frightened freshie into the in- tricacies of a'mo or harangued the seasoned fifth-former on De Bello Gallico . Although Mr. Grant is no longer directly associated with the sch-ool as al teacher, his interest in our affairs never d'ims. May he al- ways res.t assured that he is in the hearts of every one of his old pupils, who, although they may be scatter- ed to all parts of the world and in every walk of life still retain the memory of one whom it was their and friend. Those of us who leave the school this year do so with a feeling-of deepest regret. But this regret is tempered with the thoughts of an association with one who through his unvtiring devotion to his duty and to what he considered the best in- terests ofthe school will always be foremost in our memories of the Sarnia Collegiate. ' CADET UNIFORMS Last year attention was drawn in these same columns to the need of new Cadet uniforms. 'There is an old saying that clothes4make the man . Of course, we know that it is not entirely true but nevertheless, there is a great deal of wisdom in it. A smart uniform will do more towards making a smart soldierand consequently a smart corps than any other single factor. We have atlpresent three distinct types, of uniforms in our Cadet Corps. There are the khaki discards of the govern- ment, the near-olive, cotton boy- scout suits and the good old' blue tunics. Of this infinite variety the blue-and white is the only smart uniform. But each year sees fewer tunics survive and in another few, very few years, they will be a thing of the past. The smartest uniform ever worn by Sarnia Cadets will be a memory and the Ambulance sec- 28 THE CO LL EGIATE. tion, Signallers and Band will be panading in their overcoats. The boy-'scout uniforms come in well regulated sizes for Singer's midgets. Unfortunately, they cannot put more than the first formers who know no better into them. There is a smarltness in the hang of this uniform like the good old linen auto- mobile duster. Large boys have been seen to hide behind fence-s and small boys to weep when clad in this garment. Such is t-he glory of a uniform! And last but foremost the moth-b-all khaki. lrVhat care we that London and VVindsor Colleg- iates parade in the smartest of smart uniforms? VVe have the rare old relics built on one scale of mis- lits, a living example of equal rights of man. Everyone's uni- form is the same size, the same weight fabout two winter over- coatsj, and the same moth-ball smell. Hot days are a comfort in this uniform--the hotter the day the stronger the moth-iball. Individual- lyl and collectively, how do we look? Rotten. How do we feel? VVorse. lVould we like new uniforms? Yes. -Do you think we'll get them? ' l l Ladies and gentlemen! soon the annual Cadet Inspection will be held. Come out and have a look for your- selves. Tihen go home and write your Member of Parliament, the Mayor, the City Council, and the Board of Education that the Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School Cadet Corps need new uni- forms anfd not khaki ones either. XVe thank you. EDITORIAL - This year, more than ever before. the fact has been forcibly brought home that some radical change is necessary in the choosing of the 'Magazine Staff. The present method is unsatisfactory in the ex- treme andfa very awkward arrange- ment at best. It is clear that the form representatives and executive of the Senior Literary Society are not competent to select suitable members for positions on the Staff. VVe sihall substantiate this state- ment. Students who can and will do the work should be elected but this is not always the case under present conditions. Too often those students are elected who have built up a reputation in some other di- rection altogether, with the result that t'hey cannot do the work re- quired of them in the publication of the magazine. In the end, a great many of the smaller articles have had to be rewritten by the Editors so that they will be suitable for pub- lication. It is not often that the articles are too long, on the other hand they are usually too short, full of poor English, slang or colloquial- isms, or else are written in a florid style not suited to a school maga- zine. It is essential that the report- ing of activities, the main purpose of our magazine, should be in simple, direct English. In the Literature and Poetry sections the stylists and imaginative minds will find full scope for tfheir abilities. In a few cases, exceptional ones fortunately, we have also found students unwill- ing to do the work assigned to them. In o-ther words they are only dead- wood and the-re should be no place on the Magazine Staff for them. They certainly should receive no credit in anygcase. It is never until too late that 'those in charge of the magazine discover just whom they can depend upon for aid. Thus it is only reasonable to expect that they sdould be the ones most cap-able of icking out the useful members of g1e Staff and making a list of them for the guidance of the succee-ding i ' I o P t ear s Editor vxho we believe aould pick his own staff, subject of urse to the approval of tihe En-g- lish Department. Not only do we think the above radical change 'mould be made but that the Editor himself should be appointed from two or three students recommended by the previous Editors. He should also be from Fifth Form. On the whole, more efficient work could be accomplished if the whole staff were organized as follows: C S .QU .ing THE COLL EGIATE 29 I. Editor-in-Chief. fGeneral 2. Assoc. Editors fjp Supervision Student Activities C2 assistantsl Athletics Q2 assistantsj Humour and Gossip Q2 assistantsb 3. Literature. 4. Alumni. 5. Exchanges. 6. Art. 7. Photography. 8. Advertising and Business Q8 assistantsj. As the Advertising and Business are closely allied they should work together and the head of the depart- ment should be, without exception. the student who did the best work in the previous year. All these changes would necessi- tate amendments to the constitution of the Senior Literary Society which could very easily be brought about. The magazine is essentially the culmination of the year's activities and it should therefore be represent- ative of the best efforts of the stu- dent body. lf it is not efficiently organized and administered it can- not achieve the highest standards of excellence that we desire. So it is with hopes that the seed will fall upon fertile ground that we make these suggestions. BOYS' ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION This year brought about the re- organization of the Boys' Athletic Association Executive but not of the Association itself. Last year the formality of an election of an Ex- ecutive was not carr'ied through and consequently inter-form sport was left to the hazards of chance. This fall, when a fair amount of interest had been shown in the election of officers, there appeared brighter hopes for a renewed interest in school athletics. The Athletic Association is for one purpose only-that is the promotion of all forms of sport in the sichool. Now, interform activities are much more closely allied with our NV.O.S. S.A. teams than we seem to realize. They do two things, First, they give valuable preliminary training for those intending to gain positions on teams and secondly, by participa- tion in sports even in a mild manner a greater interest in, and under- standing of inter-scholastic athletics will result. Tfhis interest must not be under-estimated because year by year as our expenses for athletics grow, we must draw and hold great- er numbers of su-pp-orters. Again the B.A.A. should offer to all those who wish only the beneficial effects of properly conducted sports an op- portunity to play them. There are many who would like to play in the various group games who do not feel the urge or confidence necessary to making a place on a lY.O.S.S.A. team. They are entitled to con- sideration in the plan of sfchool ath- letics and can say with truth that they have not received either the opportunity or the coaching neces- sary for the success of any game. It should be the duty of the Execu- tive to see that schedules are ar- ranged in such sports as basketball, volley-ball, and indoor baseball. A greater encouragement and interest should be shown in all candidates aspiring to track work. Referees and coaches should be provided from the NV.O.S.S.A. teams to give the new players an understanding of the game that will allow them to develop. It is an undisputable fact that unsupervised s-port is useless. The question may well be asked that if the failings are known why are they not corrected. There are more reasons th-an one for this fail- ure. Indifference of the students as a whole is the most difficult one to overcome. The response to A. A. membership cards, when out of at least 400 boys less than 130 pur- chased cards was the blow that withered the hopes for this year. Th-e most common objective to pur- chasing a card was What do I get out of it? The answer might well be Wh1at do you expevct for 2569. You are offered every poiss-ibility of entering properly conducted inter- f'orm sfpzorts of which the value is worth a great deal more than the 30 THE CO LLEGIATE small fee if entered into with the correct spirit. The fee itself is turned over to the Student's Council Tre-asury for use in the activities of the school. There has never been a scarcity of pupils to enter school sports and the number could easily be doubledg the members of Senior teams personally taking an interest in seeing one or two boys enter sports. In many universities both in Can- ada and the United States an in- creasing emphasis is being placed not on winning teams but in a much more general participation in ath- letics by every student. It should be thus in our school because the two go hand in hand if properly conducted. An increasing number of students entered in school at'h- let'ics will mean larger squads and more powerful VV.O.S.S.A. teams as well as freedom from financial worries in the greater enthusiasm aroused. It is with the greatest hopes that this article is closed that next year will bring the first of an annual succession of strong, success- ful B.A.A.'s. GIRLS' UNIFORMS XVe have with us today, ladies and gentlemen, a much-maligned insti- tution-Girls, Uniforms. No longer now has the weaker sex the only op- portunity they possessed to express individualityg no longer can one girl be singled out-they all look alike. Maybe tlhis is an advantage and maybe it isn't. However much it places girls on an equal footing as regards dress and tends to improve the general appearance of a class it still seems undeslirable in winter. Any group of people look nice in uniforms-even convicts, as l-ong as they are neatrand clean. Then too the girls claim they are cold in win- ter and too warm in summer-a very practical criticism. lt is very for- tunate the architecture of our school is not -adapted to barred windows or we feel sure they would be installed. Uniforms have their place in gym- nasium cl-asses but we are gladithat their use hasn't been made univer- sally compulsory. SENIOR LITERARY SOCIETY The election results of the Senior Literary Society have produced a result that was unforseen when the constitution was drawn up. The con- stitution's only demand was that the president should be a member of the Collegiate department in the fifth year. The elections of this year complied with the by-law but went further and filled every office except one -with Collegiate students. A protest followed that this was not fair to the other departments, Com- mercial and Technical, which are a part of this society. On the surface it would seem that the protest is possibly justified and yet there are two very serious objections to changing the by-laws so as to force anyone to vote against their w'ish-es. The first is that -the present sys- tem of voting is as fair as all federal elections. The object of all Can- ad-ian political discontent, aside from independent government was repre- sentation by population. This de- mand is one of admitted fairness or why should our Dominion be governed by this system. That the case is not exactly parallel is to be admitted, but may it be asked is there so much difference? To make the vote of the majority equal to only t'hat of the smallest party is much like protesting that Prince Ed- ward Island is not as fairly repre- sented in the governing of our country as Ontario. To apply it to Parliament the most prevalent rem- edy set forth to the solution of our probl-em would mean that irrespec- tive of plopulation each province s'hould be given an equal number of representatives. This idea was used and abandoned nearly a century ago in our very province. I-f our society, which states among its aims an at- tempt to base itself upon parliamen- tary procedure, is to be such, let us make use of the mistakes of a so- THE. COLLEGIATE. 31 ciety greater and wiser than our own and not attempt to remodel our society upon the discarded theories of eighteenth century politicians. There is another reason why a- mending the constitution would be unwise. It would confess a failure that does not exist. It aborges the numbers with being incapable of choosing those who are to govern the society. lt admits that at the age of sixteen or more and after more than three years of intimate acquaintance that the students are incapable of making a sound selec- tion from their own numbers for officers. lt admits that those of mature and weighty wisdom should hand-pick the candidates. Surely if a person of sixteen years of age is deemed sound enough to operate a motor vehicle then they are certain- ly old enough to recognize merit in their fellow-students. It may be denied that the attempt to force so- ciety officers upon the members is anything more than a precaution to ensure adequate representation of all departments. That is no explan- ation. lt is only another way of saying that you cannot vote with sense. It should be easily seen that the reason Collegiate candidates are succ-essful is because they come from the Collegiate department. To become known to the general student body it is necessary to be more than a member of any one de- partment. lt is also necessary to mix in with the activities of the school. Any member that will do this will find the earnest and full supp-ort of every department. These are the ind'ividuals needed for offic- ers-thos-e that have become known to everyone through active work for our school. just one illustration to prove this argument-last year Clifford Frayne was elected vice- president by an almost unanimous vote. Because he was a member of the Collegiate depar'tme'nt ? No, he came from the Technical and gained the support of the whole school because of his own personal merits. The Collegiate department did not hesitate to support him be- cause he came from the Technical nor did the Commercial. There is the answer to your difficulty. Find members of your department who are worthy of their office and they will have the whole-hearted support of the entire school. And now be-Cause the use of edi- torials is to be ignored-a sugges- tion for next year's elections. lVhy not use a modilied form of the Am- erican electoral college? Let each department nominate their candi- dates, then from the number remain- ing le-t there be a number of electors chosen by each department separ- ately. Each department' should have a number of electors somewhere in proportion to its enrollment. lt would be the duty of these electors to make themselves familiar with the wishes of their supporters. Then at the following meeting the so- ciety's officers would be chosen by these electors, invested with this power by their fellows. Any situa- tion could be discussed before the tiinal selection of officers and quite possibly a situation similar to that of this year could be avoided. lt is to be hoped that the inconsistency of advancing this suggestion following the hrst two will be excused. It may be explained in this way that the first has the disadvantage of being only an editorial opinion. The second is a suggestion that if the majority can be talked out of their rights twhich is by no means hard to doj it might be worth serious consideration when a di- vision must be made next year. THE IMPROVEMENT OF THE SCHOOL GROUNDS There has been a-general feeling of satisfaction among the students to rea-lize that at last efforts are being made to improve and make use of the school grounds. The campus at the back of the school has possibilities of being made into a wonderful athletic iield. Already it . i 32 THE CGLLEGIATE has been fenced, graded, seeded and a Rugby gridiron and two baseball diamonds laid out. The beginning has also been made of a running triack and jumping pits. This is ex- cellent. but tshere is still room for improving tlhe field, laying out some tennis courts and completing the trackl In front of the school also a great deal of expense has been incurred in putting in shrubs and flower beds to beautify the grounds. A little bit is being done every year and it will not be long until we have a really beautiful school instead of a bare gaunt-looking building. STUDIES AND SPORT XVhen this magazine re-aches you preparation for the June exams will be well under way. It is our wish to recall to you the words and advice of our principal and also coach Dolly,' Gray. This year we were exceptionally fortunate with our sclholastic standings. Scarcely a man was lost to any sport through ineligibility and as a result w-e had strong teams that made an impres- sive showing in every inter-school activity. Next year it may be the same story or one entirely different. That is up to you. The VV.O.S.S.A. requirementfs are very low and no principal with pride in his school can help enforoinrg them. VVhen there is that necessity, a senious loss is suffered. Valuable coaching and time has been wasted upon the can- didate besides ia very definite loss of team morale through such incidents. This warning is not needed novv per- haps nearly as much as at the Xmas exams. Then there is not the same necessity of passing and failures are apt to be treated too lightly. The results of this are an old story-no basketball team i-n '26 and a greatly crippled one in '27. VVhat would we do if this spread to football? There- fore we ask that you take to heart the last words spoken by Dolly as coach .... The examinations are com- ing now. Get in there and pass them and not have a single man in- eligible next year. WE NEED A WAR MEMORIAL In a great many exchanges from other schools which have come to hand this year we read that they have unveiled or are planning a Memorial Tablet or else a Roll of H-onour, in order to suitably honour the memory of students and gradu- ates who served overseas. Here is a matter with wh-ic'h our dormant Students' Council might occupy their time. VVhy should we not have such a tablet? VYe are cer- tainly proud of those from the Qld School who fought for their country and it is only fitting that their loyal- ty an-d patriotism should be proper- ly remembered. Wie understand that Mr. Asbury has gathered to- gether a list of names of such boys with this end in view and approach- ed certain business men of the city, but that nothing furlther ever came of it. This seems to have bee-n a prosperous year at school unless the Hockey and Basketball teams spend all the funds, so might not some of this surplus money be spent in pur- chasing a suitable Tablet? Then too, there seemsto be a great var- iety of entertainments being pre- sented in the school this year so why not place the proceeds of one to- wards t'his end? Let's get busy. It is only necessary to start the ball rolling. TI-IE COLLEGIATE 33 SCI-IOLARSHIPS May the Sarnia Collegiate offer it's most sincere congratulations to Elva Elford and Lawrence Cragig- those students who distinguished themselves in academic activity. Scholarships founded by Mr. ml. I. Carter are awarded annually to the three pupils, in each county of On- tario taking the highest mark in ten papers of the Departmental Upper School Examinations. The First Car-ter Scholarship was won by Miss Elva Elford entitl.ing her to the award of One Hundred Dollars. Miss Elford's scholastic career has, throughout been a distinguished one and very iittingly was she chosen Valed-ictorian for the graduating class of IQ28. In the future do we wish her every success. A very recent scholarship of Fifty Dollars in honour of Mr. D. M. Grant, former head of Classics. was awarded to Lawrence Cragg. lt is a scholarship given to the stu- dent who has obtained the best record of work throughout Middle School. We regret that Lawrence has gone to Oshawa for we hoped he would bring further honour in Carter Scholarships but to him all success in the future. TI-IE COLLEGIATE lin illlvmnriam Ahunnh M. ilfvnnrhg We are the richer, because he lived, The poorer, because he died. TI-IE. COLLEGIATE Zin Memoriam M. E. Eunhiznn ln deference to his virtues, I forbear To show you what the rest in order were: This brilliant is so spotless and so bright, He needs not foil, but shines by his own light. Dryden 36 THE COLLEGIATE The Qld School -.L -, , X 11 11 N,-.LN e e--'S , A . ., 2g lllIlll 4g'llHHllllIHIlUW fffm 'lll'lllll' l' Wwwm ,,,,muummImm .C Q '- TT' TET4- X. A E..,- ' '. .-M if ' . -L 'iff . 1' if T ' -X as T Q -3- .i f - 4-5 4 .f Z V 2 133- F- Q . ' if -Q ii ' l . a Ls? Tiff -2' '- fm. 1 2 I 1 will eau! its A 5 W f c- f, i3?f-c 2 W e if t- as - :- - - -- ,- -2 I fj 1 1- i I 'Ulf 7 - ' ' . Zi' 'W-is S if lg jj-ll c U: T H1152 in QE., N vlii jjj N . 2 I Q 4ax:..:'l5' Y jiig: '- li Q .', .'. 11, 32-f--T'f e d 55- - - . L --g.a-Ly41?,5-a-::.:.e- k -f- 14L , ' .i-: '- ECT- g- A: -4 L -V '-- -1-. - . 1- Iv-z :C ' K THE e'iPs'r' ovmmr-1jAR sensor- IN seQN1ey-- --1Bb0- lt is a far cry back to 1886, but I thought it would possibly be of interest to the present generation of students to learn where and how their parents and grand-parents were educated. When I joined the Sarnia High School Staff on january Ist, 1886, a young man twenty-five years of age, full of vim and just two years after my University grad- uation, the building we taught in stood on the site of the present hos- pital. As a school it possessed every quality that a school should not have. It contained four classrooms, two capable of holding twenty-five pupils and the other two holding from seventy-five to eighty each. I was going to say comfortably, but there was no provision for com- fort. Those rooms were heated with box stoves and along-side each stove was a pile of cordwood. As a consequence one side would be ex- ceedingly hot and the other side ex- ceedingly cold. ' The lighting of all rooms was from the front, right, or rear, but never from the left. There were three cloak-roonils, each ten feet square, two for the girls, and one for the boys, and all inaccessible to the two south rooms. There was an outside wooden stairway for the use of the south upstair pupils. The lavatories consisted of two telephone booths at the back of the yard, fully one hundred yards from the school. The apparatus for teaching chem- istry was contained in a sort of closet upstairs in the north-west corner of the building, while the class was taught downstairs in the south-east corner. The whole ap- paratus could easily have been car- ried in a good sized market-basket and was entirely out of date. The only good article was a barometer and it was out of repair. Une year later, however, six hundred dollars was voted for the purchase of chemi- cal and physical apparatus, but this again was stored in a different room from the one in which the subject was taught. The school grounds were utterly unciared for and were too small for games of any kind. A deep ditch ran the whole length of the boys' playground, into which it was con- TI-IE COLLEGIATE 37 sidered the correct thing to tumble any Smart Alex , especially if it was good and muddy. There were no activities of any kind in connec- tion with the school, except the an- nual concert in the town hall. As environment has a great in- fluence on the young it can readily be understood that the pupils were a rather wild, rough, undisciplined but loveable lot of young barbarians. Stern discipline was necessary, with- out such no teacher could have sur- vived a term. But when the young cubs were reduced to order, most excellent work could be accomplish- ed. The first day that I entered the school I found 186 pupils present, divided as follows, twenty-five in each of the first and fourth forms. seventy-two in the third form, and sixty-four in the second. Proper classification was impossible and this was further aggravated by the fact that in those days entrance ex- aminations were held twice a year. The consequence was that every six months the whole of the first form had to be promoted, whether ready or not, in order to make room for the newcomers. With all those handicaps one would wonder how results were obtained, but, Brick and Mortar do not make a school. As an instance I know of an old log school presided over by one master many vears ago. He taught every- thing from the primary to Honour Matriculation. In discussing educa- tion some years ago with the Gen- eral 'Manager of one of our largest Life Insurance Companies, he told me that he got in that little, old, log schoolhouse such a training in math- ematics and bookkeeping that he was able to take the pos-ition as ac- tuary and manager of the company, a position he held for over thirty years. I can recall four boys who attended that old Mitton Street school who took the entire matricu- lation work in law in one year. An- other boy who attended there 'is Chieff-Justice of one of the provinces at the present time. ,Up until the time I came to Sarnia and for several years after, no pupil had ever gone from the Sarnia High School to the University. Higher education was not highly valued in the town as it was thought that Uni- versity men usually became teachers or preachers and the enrolments of both were such, that they were not sought after at that time. The high- est salary paid to any specialist in the old school was nine hundred dol- lars per annum. Our teaching hours were from nine a.m. to four p.m. but where pupils were anxious to work or get ahead we had no time limit. In 1889 it was decided that the time had come to erect a modern school, and after a great deal of discussion, and owing very largely to the ex- ertions of the late Michael Fleming, the present building on the London Road was erected and opened in 1891. Hon. George VV. Ross, Minis- ter of Education for the Province was present at the opening cere- mony, and pronounced it the finest and best equipped Collegiate Insti- tute building in the province. NVe had the High School raised to the status of a Collegiate Institute at that time. Scores of pupils have gone out from those schools and they are scattered from the Atlantic to the Pacific. Many have won wealth and honour and fame and wherever I meet them I always get the glad hand. The cosit of the London Road was about forty-five thousand dol- lars for school and equipment. A great deal of disfatisfaction was ex- pressed amongst the ratepayers at the extravagance of the Board. If some of these same ratepayers were to come back to-day and look over our present school and learn its cost, I do not know what would happen to them. I oftimes wonder if the pres- ent generation realize and appreciate the wonderful opportunities that have been so generously provided for them. Mr. W. T. Evans, now Judge Evans of Hamilton joined the Sarnia Collegiate Staff at the same time that I did, and continued with us for two years. VVhen he left to study law, I do not know whether the Loaves and Fishes -was the in- 38 TI-IE COLLEGIATE ducement,-I surely missed him. At the close of the present year, sad to contemplate, I shall be a back number, as practically the last of my old pupils will have left the Col- legiate. To the new pupils I shall be a stranger, but I shall always retain a deep interest in the future success of the school. In conclusion let me say to any pupil that has aspirations to reach a higher place, but may be discouraged through lack of means or other obstacles, press on, with high courage, a way will open. The plumes of life are not on the average won by the rich. also remember the words of Aeneas to his disheartened followers- Forsitan et haec olim meminisse juvabitf' D. M. Grant. Pupils of Our School---Past and Present DO YOU KNOW ANY OLDER OR YOUNGER THAN THESE? Old Boys of the Grammer School CStill livingj James Stephenson lfllorontoj in 9o'sg Richard Causley tSarniaiJ in 86: Capt. Ed Thomas fiSarniajg james Hitchcock tSarniaiJ3 James Copeland lSarniaj: Sutherland Johnson tSarniaj. Youngest Pupil in Attendance at S. C. I. 8z T.S.-1928-1929 Term Margaret Alexander, age IO years, 8 months at date of Enrolment, September, 1928. THE SCHOOL HERO QTO Whom it may concernl It is he who makes the whole school tremble, And teachers and pupils alike dissemble. Who walks around with lordly air While all the students stand and stare: h The Freshy qualzes, the Senior sighs And gaze at him with longing eyes. He is a god beyond our plane, We only stare and stare in vain! He does not think of such as Mus . And How he hates this bally fuss. TI-IE COLLEGIATE. 39 oss 3 0--7 qt, get :stances 8 0 0' Magnum Bellum NOTE-Each one of these articles represents the best effort from each of the four first forms on the Great XVar. MAGNUM BELLUM 1914-18 A.D. IQI4 anno Doniini Germani belluni parant. Belgas oppugnant et 1nulta oppida et multos vieos Belgarum vastant. Paruci Belgae contra mul- tos Germanos pugnant. Britannia et Gallia et Italia et Coloniae sunt sbcii Belgarum. Canada pedites equfiltesque trans oeeanum niittit. Milites Germanorum legatis parent et multa praesidia vicosque multios delent. Socii Germanos ad Britan- niam pnoqredi prohibent. Quattulor annos sioeii et Germani terra mari- que pugnant. In altis fosisis terra pugnant. Multa proelia faciunt sed tandem socii superant Gimanos. Est pax. Wfilliani Luscombe I I3 QColl.j MAGNUM BELLUM 1914-18 A.D. 1914 anno Domini belli initium in Serbia faetuni est. Canada erat soeius Britanniae et milites niisit. Milites Canadae fortiter pugnabant et multi necati sunt. Britanni et socfii parvos liberos ab injuria Ger- malnorum defendebant. Gerniani oppficda Belgarum et Gallorum op- ugnabant et agros vastabant. Soeii et Germani altis laitisque fossis pug- niabant, non gladiis hastisque. Multa proelia mari facta sunt. Multi nuntiii ad Britann-iam missi sunt. Multi milites necati sunt et vulnerati sunt. Piostremo bellum confectum est. Germani se sociis dediderunt et copias removerunt. Bellum n-on renovaverunt sed amici't'ian1 cum Brtiannia confirm-averunt. Anna Mars-h--I D. CColl.j MAGNUM BELLUM 1914-18 A.D. Anno Doniini millesimo nongen- tesinio quarto deciiimo Germani belli initiuni fecerunt. Soeii erant Galli et Rritanni et Belgae. Contra Ger- manos amieosque pugnabant. Etiam Coloniae Brzittannorum Gallorum- que Contra Gernianos pugnab-ant. In Gallia et in Belgio bellum gere- bant. Tornientis telsque pugniabant Gerniani agros Belgarum Gallorum- que vastiabiant et multos viros soci- orum neeebant. Postremo soeii Germanos superaverunt. Germania erat magna Civitasg nune est parva. john Depew-I A. QColl.jl MAGNUM BELLUM 1914-18 A.D. Anno Domini millesinio nongen- tesinio quarto deeimo Germania bel- luni gerit. Socius priinus German- oruni erat'Austria. Primum Ger- niani oppida vicosque Belgarum. oopugnant. Amiei Belgarum, Brit- annia et Gallia et Italia, arma contra Gerinanos eapuint. Coloniae Brit- anniae milites et frumentum mittunt. Milites Canadae fortiter pugnant et legatis parent. Et socii et Germani multos viros neeant. Britannial et socii fossas Germianorum expugnanit. Soeii oostremo Germanos superant. Britanni paceni cum Germania con- firmant. A. Ellenor-I C. CColl.j THE CGLLEGIATE S. C. I. 81 T. S. HE T OF G STAFF IN TEACH Graham, Mr. Payne, Mr. Durnford, Mr. Keeber. bins, Mr. Keene, Mr. Loft, Mr. ob Row--Mr. D Back iss M Yay, Ferguson, lVIr. G SS 'li Mr. Russ, IN Buriss, SS Mi Pringle, Mr. nnis, llliss Taylor, Mr. De ,-. '- N E .-4 QJ 73 rn .9 Wd 4 97 5 GJ s.. 'U C 41 sl Middle Row-M Scott, lr. Treitz, Mr. Alderson. B VV:1Iker, M ss Dalziel, Mr. Dent, Miss S5 ,Mi Asbury fPrincipalJ M r. Mrs. Urquhart Fielding, Mr. Robertson SS i M Row-Miss Scarrow, Front I-I THE COLLEGIATE C I 8 8 8 8 Staff nf the Sv. 01, 31. 8: EI. Sv. 1923-ZH .-1-1-..- PRINCIPAL FRANK C. ASBURY, M.A. STAFF G. R. D. ALDERSDN, EA. DAVID ANDREXVS, M.A. EARL G. ASKER, B.SC. in E.E. NORMA BRANDON, B.A. MAE N. BURRISS, B.A. VVILLIAM G. COLES, B.A. LIBBIE CRUICKSHANK, B.C. JESSIE M. DALZIEL, B.A. ORA CHAS. DENNIS, B.A. VVILLIAM A. DENT, B.A. ROBERT DOBBINS RICHARD M. DURNFORD DORIS M. FERGUSON, B.A. E. LLOYD FIELDING, B.A. HERBERT VV. GRAHAM, B.A BLAIR GRAY, B.A. SCHOOL SECRETARY ASSISTANT SECRETARY MARY A. HARRIS. B.A. CHARLES A. IQEEEER ,IOSEPH KEENE, EA. MARIE E. LAPIERE, B.A. HARRY E. LOFT, B.A. FRANK I. PAYNE, B.A. WILLIAM S. PRINGLE P. A. ROBERTSON, M.Sc., B.A. IN. FRANKLIN RUSS, B.Sc. A. VICTORIA SCARRDW, B.A. MARIORIE M. SCDTT, B.A. A. MAY TAYLOR, EA. ERNEST L. TREITZ, B.A. ETIIEL R. URQUHART, B.A. ,IEAN w. WALKER, EA. PHYLLIS M E. WELMAN MAUDE I. MacKAY - VERNA M. PIGGOTT 0 0 0 ' H I 42 THE COLLEGIATE ' 8 I 8 I 3 8 8 8 C I 8 1 i 8 8 8 8 I 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 G TCHCl1CY,S CGITICI' Oh ye who teach the ingenious youth of nations Holland, France, England, Germany, or Spain, I pray ye flog them upon all occasions: It mends their morals, never mind the pain. -Bryon. MATHEMATICS The course of study in a Collegiate does not tend to early specialization but is diversified to give t-o each pupil a ready command of his intel- lectual resources. lt tends to de- velop the various functilons of the brain, memory, imlagination, reason. power of 0-bservation etc. ln this development each subject has its place. Pupils are wont to question the utfility of the various subjects. lt has always been thus. It is re- corded that one of Euclid's C300 B.C.j students asked him VVhat do I gain by learning such stuff? Eu- clid answered by calling a slave and saying: Give this boy some coppers. as he must make profit from what he learns. After the different faculties are developed, students often find that they have greater potentialities a- long some particular line than along any other and will then specialize. But often this has been done too early. Descartes was trained for the army, but one day he noticed on the street a placard calling for the solution of Mathematics, Physics and Ph-ilosophy. His success was great, and he became known as The Father of Modern Philosophy . To the ancient mathematicians we owe muoh. Although their facilities for work were very limited and crude, they developed facts that are used by many, to-day, who could not otherwise obtain these results. To those who use logarithmic tables it must be a wonder how these were obtained. The amount of work re- quired in their compilation was tre- mendous. We have the value of Pi given roughly as 3 I-7, more ac- curately as 31416, but wh-at student of to-day would undertake, as it has been done, to calculate it to 707 places of decimals. To-day if we desire to find the amount of 351.00 at 4 per cent. for 20 years we simply turn to a pre-pared interest table. In the machine-shoots of our fac- tories the walls are lined with Mathematical Charts for the guid- ance of workers, and many carry such a book as the American Mach- inist , which is a compilation of mathematical data for the use of the mechanic. The present tendency in teaching mathematics is to eliminate the purely theoretical and to make the work as practical as possible with the idea of developing a greater in- terest in the wo-rk. The student is urged to attempt a problem for him- self in order that he may develop power. In Mathematics, perhaps more than any other subject, is irn- dividual effort necessary. Hence home-work has an important place. The other side of the question is the utilarian. Wh'at use can be made of it in one's life work? To answer THE COLL EGIATE 43 this one has only to consider the pre- sent development in Science, In- vention, Manufacturing and Com- merce. In Science many of the new dis- coveries are possible only by apply- ing known laws. These are purely mathematical and sometimes very involved. Some of the Scientific books are scarcely intelligible to the ordinary person owing to the pre- sence of Mathematical formulae. Then Science weaves itself into our industries. Companies such as the Imperial Oil, are always alert for new methods of distillation. These methods are possible only after very involved calculations in changes in the plant. In manufacturing, each new model requires new measurements. A mistake of I'IOOO of an inch some- times ruins the whole output. Here we have a work for the careful cal- culator who has to treat with many complicated mathematical and scien- tific laws. In Commerce we again see the value and predominance of mathe- matics. Our financial papers are a mass of complicated figures and graphs. Our insurance companies, always eager to satisfy the wants of the public, are constantly devising new schemes of insurance, each of which has to be financially sound. In all lines of business the tendency to-day is concentration. Our small grocery stores are disappearing, giving place to the larger combines, requiring at their head some person with mathematical ability. The architect who could successfully plan a two-storey bufilding might be totally lost were he to attempt a sky scraper. The coming years will doubtless be an era of large things. Canada is on the threshold of great develop- ment in mines and water-power. The future prosperity of the country depends on the development of the abilities of its citizens. What we need is the trained Scientist to dis- cover the full extent of our natural resources and improve and develop our industries. To do this will re- quire the employment of men en- dowed with a good knowledge of Mathematics and Science. It should be the ambition of some of our stu- dents to fill some of these important posts that will be opened. The best way to prepare for such is by laying a good foundatziion. The course in Mathematics in the Collegiate and Technical Schools is broad. An A- merican writer has said that the best export of Scotland was its educated and energetic men. In Canada we do not want to export such. In the future there will be develepment sufficient to absorb all our talented citizens. David Andrews, M.A. Head of Maths. Dept. - r THE VALUE VVhat is the use of Latin?,' Probably no question is more fre- quently asked regarding the course prescribed in the Collegiate depart- ment of our Secondary Sshools. The time was when the students in our High Schools and Collegiate Insti- tutes had before him one of two aims: Either to obtain a good gen- eral education, or to fit himself for one of the professions. But times have changed. XVe sftill have a fair number who are preparing to enter OF LATIN A a profession, or at least a universityg we hope we still have a good many who desire to obtain as good an edu- cation as our Collegiate Institute can give. But what of the number, much too large, whose sole aim is to get only as much frather as littlej education as will enable them to get a job and earn a living, or the so incon- siderable number who are in our classes for no o-ther reason than th-at they have not yet reached the age a wx, n I A I ,. N 'v ., ... ' 5 V. vs?--if-f nn .Y 4.4 4 A. . .,.--:NL ,ul 'fn .J -.J i .V I 1 .' , ,xsl L Aft, ..' ' A . u , K -' -q ' -fl..-I . fzfifix x. Aga... ' 5: A V- ' f 4! ' -,'4 'l1.'f.14',. .'4l ,fr I, . ll. Y 2.4. I fi, , f-v.ef f- +.. . ' . I-Rf -Lf. . wi 1 : ..f 1-f'-'ef hw nf n : . . 1. ' .V .. , -.4 - -', 1 ' . W .fu ' I .. x 'nz ' M I 7, 1. A ,. .x vi . . 'H Y L '.-., ' ' ' Va -V Y A -V a '. il' .M A -, A R-.. 15 .lux ' .' F.. - .-, . V5 - - 'N . .- If V .X ' LI. ' . ,gI,,, -L15 ',f4'rx': - QQ ' 'fi' ff . , ..a A V .x3.!.!:'t 9 I .', gi! 1' A ,.-'H' 'A .. Ln . .. 1-P' ' - '. V w,-'. .. 4 ff 1 ' '. T-iff '--7'FYf',t'4 '41 ' 'f .Q v ' ' ' .U ,V x '- , l:!' ' - A!! ,',::'.1?,'-JT,-,., wg 5,13 f-'..w ' Q2 C ' .,Q,,, Q. 1 ,'. '.u1. XI! V ', i-I r., J g! VU .. .. I3. V .1 H, ' '.' 1 'I -3. ' xv '- - 'f H . -, Jw. :.a ' . 'NL - . q' ' E. l Lia 2' , . ,w . 1,-ff ng 'l -,H Q ' : . . 4. ., M , V ,- l . .IN tv wr-V '79 N ' .71 ' ' L: QI , .,-..j3'f'- ,' . .iff if . . 'I ' ' '1i ' . Y , . I' ,, , -- 1' -'4. . . . 1 ,A F 4' f. 'r'..' ' -' FQU4' , f 4 ' .y -H - . -NV... -1 . .L ,V I W - f - .4 1 9.55. 1. ' Y . AH K 4 ,N I I. .4 4, X .Q , gf V 1' Haw. Q w v H ' W. ' . I1 f ' ' J- ,4 h. E-PA. '4h.w'yr . '.1 ---. X' 1, ,x - x V 1: ,. 3.1. . ' -.Cb . 1 K l.1-4 . . .5 ky? .3 f. f., 11.0 .1,.A.. HI' ,ul X rv-.ju ' . . -...np lx 'Q -'. U. 4. 1,-Vx,-K ' n .ji - f I+ in ' ...ma 'uf wg.. ,, - n..r,, fi R :Q A.,f mx JT :--. ,' ' 'fu e l f 4 . ..,.l,'.. .. l,, :lf lrt I C lil? xc, f x I, Aw.. W. 'Q '11 -JF r'-,.'uf ',.f 1, .'j.I. .Hi . ' 43 Q'-Eff H' - ,'a:,fv 1K'fmy,G ' I . . Q. ,- - f '-Sf,-I , ' uw :L ',H-wa v, . . N .hit-,U,.7!.v., E ' fi. I .1 K..- ' ' 'I Q V ' '- , - 5 .L Q V NA 57. I. . ' ' nl.. I X . . -. l,.. , V ., gn. . I . .' -,..'l, . rl.X.,. - 1 I ,-L .Ax 1. N X 4 .f 'f.v:- 4-'tmjr f f, .f-'fp-e'.fl.,,. .w 44 THE CO LL EGIATE. when the Adolescent Act will per- mit them to leave school altogether? Frankly I doubt if t-o this last class Latin is any use at all. Latin has always been recognized as a cultural subject, and to pupils with this outlook, cul1ture 1is a meaningless termg for it cannot be translated into dollars and cents. and to them dollars and cents alone represent value. So what follows in this article will have no interest to them. I hope, however, that I may be able to present a few reasons why the study of Latin is valuable to those who are willing to believe that educated people through many centuries have not been mistaken in considering the study of Latin one of the absolute essentials in the pro- cess of their education. Nowadays discipline is an unpop- ular word. I would remind my readers that whether popular or not, discipline is as necessary to-day in developing strong and capable men and women as it ever was. The-se are the days when young people worship sport. It might not be amiss to remind them that the man who excels in any particular branch of sport does so because he has sub- mitted himself to a most rigorous discipline, a discipline that requires and develops not only the physical strength, but many mental and m-or- al qualities as well. He must first bring his will under his discipline, and be willing to endure many hard- ships, and to deprive himself of many pleasure-s. Recall, for ex- ample, the recent Swimming Mara- thon. For the sake of the coveted prize the athlete thinks all the dis- cipline and the hardship of his train- ing worth while. Gur aim as teachers is to equip our students with well trained minds. The mental discipline is surely as necessary for our pupils as is physical discipline to an athlete. Now it is the practically unanimous opinion of eminent men in nearly every walk of life that as a means of mental discipline the study of Latin has no equal. Latin is in some re- spects a fairly difficult subject. Then one of the first benefits derived from its study is that it strengthens the will power of the student. He must be willing to give the time and to cultivate the patience necessary to master its difficulties. Next, Latin provides exercise for, and trains our powers of memory, of observation. of judgment and dis- crimination. It develops powers of concentration, and of clear thinking, it trains one in habits of accurate and clear expression, and provides an incomparable training in the ex- act and skilful use of language. It is a commonplace to say that the truly educated person must know his own language. How can one really know En-glish who has not some knowledge of Latin? VVe are told that at least sixty per cent of English words are of Latin origin. As advancement is made along all scientific lines, and new inventions and discoveries are made, this num- ber is constantly increasing, for al- most invariably the new terms are from a classical source. The peculi- arities of English spelling also, and the grammatical. structure of Eng- lish sentences are better understood when one has studied Latin. Wie in Canada are constantly hear- ing about the resources of our vast Dominion, our agricultural and min- eral wealth etc. Hon Ernest La pointe, Minister of justice in the Dominion Cabinet, said in a recent speech: The strength and wealth of a country does not consist more particularly in the vastness of the territories, the richness of t'he soil, the abundance of its resources, or the beauty of the climate. All these are valuable assets, but the real wealth of any country is in the qual- ity of its citizenship. It-f we agree with this opinion, surely we believe that those are the best studies for our boys and girls which will de- velop citizens of the highest quality. Are not a highly trained intelligence and consequent culture among the things most to be desired? Sir Robert Falconer, President of TI-IE CO LL EGIATE 45 the University of Toronto, said re- cently: Canada will not win the respect of the world by her wheat fields, nor by her gold mines. but by the soul of her people. The pioneer has dfisappeared from Canada, and the fact that sthe is a new country is no longer an excuse for her being culturaly inferior to the old count- ries. Those who disparage the study of Latin and kindred.cultural subjects should carefully consider such statements as those I have quoted, 'and such warning as was uttered in Wfinnipeg recently by Dr. R. VV. Holland, London. England. head of the Pitman College and Branch Schools of Great Britain. when he warned against a too rigid attention to 'only those subjects cal- culated to turn the wheels of com- merce, and bring in the dollar'. He pointed out that a general cultural education was necessary to build up the well balanced life. May I conclude with two more quotations from well known men. Eliper Coot says: Our education system all over the country seems to me to be getting into a bad way, and I think the chief reason is that we have drifted away from the idea of an intellectual discipline as the essential thing in education. ---- I think it is time for a renaissance in education, and I know of nothing more important than the study of the classicsf, And Sir Henry Thornton, Presi- dent of the C.N.R., says: Even in railroading, I would rather have a man who had undergone thorough training in what they call the Hu- manities than one who comes with the diploma of an institute of tech- nology, but destitute of cultural training. I had to wrestle hard with my Latin and Greek studies, but I'd not give up the results of that strug- gle for any mere technichal know- ledge that a college can give. I have tried to show that Latin is a means of mental discipline, a subject that trains the mind so as to fit the student for any kind of work that requires brains-and what worth while work does not? Note-The above quotations and some of the matter in this article are taken from a little paper pub- lished by the Central Collegiate Institute of Hamilton, called Vir- ginibus Puerisque. Mrs. Urquhart. -- ---o Why did my parents send me to the schools, That I with knowledge might enrich my mind? Since the desire to know first made men fools And did corrupt the root of all mankind. Sir Davies WR? fi I THE COLLEGIATE ' 3 l 653293 H ff ! f if i ' H H K pmff M2 il! I 'V af .F ESE 1 l l T2 f T ' ' s J Y 3 MW' :V f , ZF f I WL I ! I 2 an , N ' ' I ' 'T' u yf'f X I ' , ' f l A ' f . N ' ! -iligil-:P f ' J T w 41 sk 'K by 1459 l C' L2 W F- L it 4Wi'aVe6 ,Jr E9 Y x I M ' 'I ,JIV J ' ' W f A ' X 4' L 1 I my: .qvnhf - . . .w ,A x -'l' W , ,----f' E Q X ff flEfif P -- ': .fA Lf? ' ' T5 I x 7 , f1N fffmox' a A A Wan M-wffgalgumoo l 2 , X .. A , .-TQ! 2 V . W '-,-,. X ' V an Xi ' X 6 -' . Q X A X faffw 'LQ xi: AE -, yy 3 ,gxgmag I- :Q Q K mi ' 9 Daggje 1 ob ' .ls X, lf! 8 r ' in ' mug 1 0 ffgScQB ,J .5 o ,,' H -'Q 3 I HCQDSS I 3 Q, CFQNCH '1 X 9 !Jzf'5,g . E ltlyvfl V l A I 5 i! E ,QL ' . 'iff . 6 QS' f f 'mf 1 if i k MW L I V' 6 N, 7 Semin 5.g 52fN5 Y 1 M V eu.-CE QS ' U .- H411 f . ff! 1 I 1 MJ W 1 1 6 ff. M 3 x M W 4 -. ff! 1? 'S JW 4' Z -fy' Xkyxx W x -.li f f,'Ih B X X Q X -QR A X? 'gif '1 4- - l if 1 0 X 'J ' mes ' A.. .443 1 N f W 5 A A an - Here we go gathering Nuts in May. THE COLLEGIATE 47 Slll lblil l htllll Wlll ltd THE SENIOR LITERARY SOCIETY The lirslt three meetings of the Senior Literary Society were open discussionis on the results of the election of officers. The officers elected this year with the exception of one, were from the Collegiate de- partment. There was some doubt as to whether such a result was fair to the school and in accordance with the so-ciety's constitution. It was iinially decided to let the pup-ils elected hold office, but add to the executive two represenit-atives from the commercial department and one from the technical department. It wfas also decided that each senior form would be responsible for one meeting. Tthe officers of the society wish at this opportunity to express their thanks to all those who helped make the meetings a success, by their eff-orts and readiness to take part in the programs. During the year three IV.O.S.S.A. debates were held, one boys, which was supported, in Sarnia, by Rovvely McKay and VVilliam Jones and two girls' debates. The girl debaters be- ing Pauline Mills, May Leckie and Helen Maclntyre and Mary Ur- quhart. The orchestra rendered pleasing numbers at several of tfhe meetings. The outstanding pro- gram of the term was a Schubert Memorial program sponsored by fifth form. An executive meeting was held in the latter part of the year and the magazine staff elected. The work of the magazine at once took the time and interest of everyone. The Executive l-lonorary President-Miss XYalk- er. President-Normran Paterson. Vice-President-Kenneth George. Secretary-Pauline Mills. Treasurer-May Leckie. Girl Reporter-Patsy Collins. Boy ReporterLRalp'h Misener. Pianist-Patricia Palmer. Special Representatives - Isabel McDonald, Marian McKim, Lloyd Patterson. 48 TI-IE. COLLEGIATE. SENIOR LITERARY EXECUTIVE Standing-Kenneth George. Patricia Collins. Norman Patterson CPres.5, May Leckie, Lloyd Patters'i' Seated-Pauline Mills, Patricia Palmer. Miss VValker, Isabel McDonald, Marion McKim. THE JUNIOR LITERARY .SOCIETY About tlhe middle of September the -lunior Literary Society was re- organized with an executive well represen'tative of the different de- partments of the school. Honorary President-Miss M. N. Burriss. President-Harold Chambers. Vice-President-Ross Qlield. Secretary-Marjorie Darrach. Treasurer-Gordon Smith. Girl Reporter-Annie Laurie. Boy Reporter-Charles Rawcliffe. Pianist-Ellar Brown. The programs of the Society have been very interesting and varied in character. At every assembly the business matters were handled very correctly and expeditiously by the members of the main executive. At the iirst meeting of the Society the newly elected officers gave short in- augural speeches and then the meet- ing was chiefly business in character. The programs followiiing were very interesting and amusing re- quiring individual skill and practice in there production. Tlhe first pro- duction took the form of a mock scihooliboard meeting which held a llively debate on the age-old and use- worn subject, The aboliishment of I-IQMEVVORKH. Tlhe next meeting consisting of picture slides and lec- tures by sfome of the main executive was very interesting and education- al. The eliniination contes-t for the junior VV.O.S.S.A. oratorical con- tests were then held in the nex-t few meetings. During' February several of the Collegiate forms presernted a French play Ce:ndrillon accompanied by French songs, etc. At this meeting THE COLLEGIATE. 49 JUNIOR LITERARY REPRESENTATIVES Back Row-B. Kilbreath, Miss Buriss CI-lon. Presj M. Nuttall, Tom Stubbs, C. XN7llllEl1'l15Oll, D. Cooper, K. VanHorne, Mr. Asbury fPrincip:ilJ, J. Phillips. Middle Row-H. Patterson, C. Rawclitlfe, R. Ofield lYice-Presj, G. Smith. PI. Brown, A. Laurie Front Row-R. Geddes, G. Fulcher, L. Hall. S. Austin, XY. lioolzzizi. XYilliam Luckombe and Donald Twaits gave shiort speeches concern- ing this very interesting French pro- gram. Ross Oiield, the vice-presi- dent, presided for the hrst time in the absence of Harold Chambers who has been obliged to leave school. WH1SSA. A section of the Student Activities that is becoming increasingly popu- lar each year is the VV.O.S.S.A. Gra- tonical Contests. Sarnia Collegiate was well represented in all depart- ments of Oratory this year and suc- ceeded in carrying off the district honours in two divislions as well as winning second place in tlhe junior Girls' final VV.O.S.S.A. C-ompetition. In the junior Division the Compe- tition was especially keen and the task of judging the various contests no easy matter. The form elimina- tions resulted in the following de- cisifons-Iunior Girls' representative D-orothy Haney speaking on the ORATORY subject North-ern Ontario, a New Land of Promise . Junior Boys' Representative David Kerr, who chose as his subject Russ-ia, Past and Present. These two orators therefore, represented our school at the Junior District Co-ntest held at Exeter on Feb. 15th. How ably they spoke is evident by the fact that in both of the contests, the Sar- nia speakers were victorious, win- ning the decision -from representa- tives of the Exeter Collegiate. By winning the Disitrict Contest, the Sarnia speakers gained the right to represent the district at the final VV. 0.S.S.A. Competlition. 50 TI-IE COLLEGIATE GRATORS Ross Tuck. Margaret Cobban, Dorothy Haney, David Kerr. The Senior Representatives this year, chosen after the customary eliminations were-Senior Girls'. Margaret Cobban with Pauline -lohnstion as her subject. Senior Boys', Ross Tuck speaking on i'The Unification of Can-ada. The Senior District Contest took place on Feb. 15th at the Strathroy Collegiate, where speakers competed in both the Girls' and Boys divisions, from Strathroy, Exeter, and Parkhill as well as from Sarnia. Although fail- ing to win the Sarnia Speakers were highly praised for their elicorts and ably upheld the honour of the school. Miss Margaret Cobban lost to a more experienced rival Miss jean G'Brien whose speech was on the subject Edith Cavellv. The decis- ion in tlhe Senior Boys' Contest was given to the representative from the Exeter Collegiate. The hnal contest in the junior Girls' series was held on March IST in London South Collegiate. with Miss Dorothy Haney representing the Sarnia District. The wlinn-er of the contest representing the Wialkerville district spoke on Paul- ine jofhnsltonu. Miss Haney did not win hrst place in the contest, but the school is proud of the fact that she was awarded the .silver medal for the second honour. W.O.S.S.A This year has been a very success- ful one for the debating teams of the school. Although the boys' teams are no longer in the running, the girls have reached the finals. Thelir chances seem to be very good of bringing the VV.G.S.S.A. shield to Sarnia. Last year's system of judg- ing the debates has been changed. Each judge now gives his decision in marks, with a possible total of 200 for each side. Three judges make a possible 600 points to be' . DEBATING gained by each team. By this method of marking, practically all the tiles which characterized last year's debatin-g series, have been eliminated. In the Girls' series the Hrst debate was with Vllalkerville Collegiate on the slu'bjelc't Resolved that Limited Monarchy is a Preferable Form of Government to that of a Republic. Helen Mclntyre and Mary Urquhart supportefd the affirmative side of the argument in Wfalkerville, with Tl-IE COLLEGIATE '51 ' DEBATERS Standingelim Copland, Shirley Symington, Urquhart, Lloyd Patterson, Pauline Mills. Seated-Norman Nichol, Gertrude Tully, M Jack Kearns, Margaret Hughes. XN'm. Jones, May Leckie, Ken George, R. McKay. Mary r. Alderson, Miss VValker, John Houston, Helen McIntyre Pauline Mlills and Mae Leckie de- bating at home. In both cases the arguments of the Sarnia speakers proved superior to those of the op- posing teams bringing our school victory in the hrst round. Sarnia was next to debate against Alma College of Sit. Thomas but the debate was defaulted to our school. The score of the first debate was therefore added to our total again, whereas Alma College by reason of their default, gained no points. These two debates brought the Sarnia girls to the semi-finals in VVl'1l'i.Cil'1 tihey were also very success- ful. London Central Collegiate was the next school that Sarnia met. In Sarnia, Mary Urquhart and Helen McIntyre upheld the negative side of the subject Resolved that Lloyd George is a better statesman than was Gladstone , and defeated the London team. In London, too, the Sarnia speakers, Margaret Hughes and Shirley Symington won the de- cision of the judges on the affirma- tive side. Having won this debate the Sar- nia girls are now in the finals. Of 'Ti the four schools in the finals, Nitchener-XV1aterloo Collegiate is the one that will next debate against Sarnia. This debate will be held March 22nd, on the subject, Re- solved thait Governmenit Cwnership of Public Utilities is in the Best In- terests of the State Pauline Mills and Gerftrude Tully will debate at home wihile the affirmative side will be supported in Kitchener by Mar- garet Hughes and Shirley Syming- ton. As we go to press the result is unknown but we wish them every possible success. This year, however, the boys have not been so fortunate, although they did reach the semi-finals of the debating series. Their first debate was against London Central Colleg- iate on the subject Resolved tlhat Facism in Italy has justified Itself. Lloyd Patterson and Kenneth upholding the affirmative George slide of the subject in London defeat- ed the London Central team. The home team supporting the negative side, Rowley McKay and VVilliani jones also succeeded in winning the decision of the judges. 52 THE CO LLEGIATE. The next boys' debate was to be with Assumption College, Sandwich. but owing to the 'infiuenza epidemic Assumption College was forced to default the debate. In the semi- fmials Sarnia debated wiith.XValker- ville Collegiate on the subject Re- solved that the Nationalization of Coal Mines is in the best interests of the Stiatef' The team in Walkerviltle was com- posed of Jack Kearns and John Houston while Kenneth George and Norman Nichol debated at home. In both cases the Sarnia boys lost to the Vllalkerville teams by slight margins. W RUGBY BANQUET On Saturday, January 26th. the Annual Rugby Banquet was held at the Blue Water Inn. Representa- 'dives of the Board of Education, the City Council, the Ontario Rugby Football Union, the C.R.U., the VVanderers, and Imperial Football Club and the faculty of the Colleg- iate, honoured the Senior Rugby Team winners of the NV.O.S.S.A., G. R.F.U., and Dominion Interscho- lastic Championships. The banquet this year was especially fortunate in having n-o other than John De Gruchy, President of the G.R.F.U.. for the past eighteen years and Jerry Goodman, one of the most out- standing referees in the O.R.F.U. last season. At the conclusion of dinner sever- al toasts were proposed and replied toy Ray Donohue acting as the jovial toastmaster. The first speak- er was Johan DeGruchy,.who out- lined his gridiron ideals. He paid many glowing tributes to the foot- ball teams of the Sarniia Collegiate, sayin-g that they have always been rated as the most gentlemanly bunch of players in the O.R.F.U. and were a wonderful example of clean play- ing wiithout recourse to questionable methods. At the end of his speech he presented the team with O.R.F.U. Shields. The venerable president was accorded a rousing ovation dur- ing and at tihe conclusion of his talk. At this point Ken Bell was elected Captain of the team of 1929. Ken Fraser, retiring captain of the team made a short speech, following which a presentation was made by Norman Paterson, on behalf of the team, of a dressliing case to Coach Dolly Gray, and a cigarette case and lighter to Assistant Coach Son Jennings. Dolly Gray delivered a stirring speech in reply and spoke feelingly of his associations with the boys. He also announced that be- cause of his duties as federal mem- ber from Xvest Lambton he w-ould be unable next year to give the time necessary to coach t-he team but hoped that he could occupy an honorary position. The last toast of the evenling was proposed by Wlm. Kenny to the teams of the past. jerry Goodman in his reply to the toast said that during his five years of oflioiating he had yet to see gt member of the Sarnia Collegiate deliberately pull anything question- able in a- game. Last but by no means least on the programme was the presentation of fountain pen and pencil sets by I. B. VVillli.ams on behalf of the Board of Education and City Council. Ross VV. Gray, Coach, Beatty Jennings, Assistant Coach, and R. Thorpe, Triainer, were also remembered. During the dinner an instrumental trio played and F. VV. G. Hanmore sang two delightful songs. One of the most successful banquets ever given broke up after singing the National Anthem. I THE COLLEGIATE 53 AT HOME On the evening of December the twenty-eighth the Annual At Home was held in the giirls' gymnasium. This event, which is the 'high light of the school social activities, at- tracted a great number o-f gradu- ates and students. The dance was capably directed and the evening quickly passed away in dancing and the renewing of old friendships. The decoration of the gym drew special alttention from all. The S. C I. blue and white was used to transforming the bare hall into a charming and friendly assembly. Two prize dances were held. A novelty balloon dance and a prize waltz adding to the evening's enter- tainment. Col. NVoodrow directed the Grand March which was follow- ed by the distribution of favors and novelties. But all things must end and all too soon the dancers stood to attention for the National Anthem that slignified the end of the IQ28 At Home. The patrons and patronesses were. Mr. and Mrs. F. C. Asbury, Col. and Mrs. Xlfoodrow, Mr. and Mrs. T. B. XYil'liams, Mr. and Mrs. L. H. Rich- ards, Mr. and Mrs. XY. G. Gray, Mr. and Mrs. Ross Gray. At Home Committee: Gen. Cthairman-Norman Patterson. Refreshments-Pauline Mills. Decorations-Elaine lVo'odrow. Invitations-Ralph Misener. Program-XY. Twaits. COMMENCEMENT On the evening of December 21st, 1928, the Annual Commencement Exercises were held in the school auditorium before a fairly represent- atlive assembly of citizens and stu- dents. Preceded by a program of or- chestral music by the school orches- tra under the direction of Mr. W. E. Brush, the exercises were conducted by Mr. Asbury. The program was well arranged, including several ad- dresses by members of the Board of Education and teachuing staff, citi- zens interested in the school and several representative s'tudents. Diplomas, medals and awards in the various departments of the institute were presented to the winners. L. H. Rlichards, chairman of the Board of Education congratulated and praised the staff and pupils on the success attained during the year. He made particular reference to the fame which the Rugby team gained in Winn-ing the Ontario and Can- adian Interscholasftic Cfhampionship He lauded Uhe other activities of the members of the student body and the work of the principal and staff. The present Collegiate was referred to by Mr. Richards as a memorial to the late XY. T. Goodison who had served faithfully on the School Board for many years and whose ef- forts to provide a suitable school for secondary education were brought to realization in the completion of the present building. Mr. Richards also mentioned the interest taken by Ross VV. Gray in the School and in the Rugby Team. Mr. Gray had served for several terms on the Board of Educatlion and that the re- ports at that time indicated the probability of Mr. Gray's candidacy in the forthcoming federal bye- election f-or VVest Lambton. t Mr. Asbury, in the Pr'incipal's statement, gave a few brief details of the year's work. He said that only four changes had been made in the teaching staff and that the pupils wiho sftarted 'in at the first of the school term had taken advantage of the opportunities offered. He ex- tended his personal congratulations to the students participating in the Commencement Exercises. ' -'mmf ' A - ' H- L 59 ,,-nj - ' riff f- . L jf A 5-.p-.Q, . lf R' , 'V ' .,f tv , . . 1, I 1 X - 'A' A yr rx 1- , .H 1. . 1 A - vw W .. ' .1 5 l ' f':'. f . A-.541 1 sr 'V ' ' 4 Y .T . 9 . ' h 4 I . 1 l . .-. . ..,, f . , ' ' -V ,- ll' -I 2 Lal law e ton 2 7 S , a Q fl Lumber! Comllan 2 LlMI-'f.ED .i A . . - , - Q , . , , Manufacturers of and dealers in Lumber and .Lumber Products. - Modern Planing Mill, Sash and Door Factory operated at Sarnia ' Plant. We manufacture everything required in the construction of 1 a Modern Home. . ' Q - We carry the largest stdclc of Lumber, Doors, Shingles ' ,flu Posts of any plant West of Toronto in the Province of Ontario. 1 ' ' We are general distributors for Celotex and Ten Test. These 1 are two modern materials used for insulation. Every Modern Home D I .-'- 1 builder should study insulation, and save fuel bills. 1 P to Lg P 2 M ww! ...-r 1.- We are very pleased to A furnish suggestions to all that con- template building, and can take care of your requirements large or f ,151 small. ' . L l A . v a I 4, 1 I . .1 3' J 5.4 . ,i ff 5 Laidlaw, Belton . Lumber Company, llpi ilii Devine Street, Sarnia, Ont. Phone 9003 it ' 010:49 1 Plibilliiilllllli vm vin: ll 111 1 viola: 201 lillltiltllvi ' 5 2 v. - , r I - , 4.4 ' . 1 ' ' ' ' l T725 -' .cf T11 92? ff 5' 'vi . '.'p'tn,gV 3 - . 5. is. X -s .. 54 .THE CO LL EGIATE Mi-ss Alva Elford delivered the valedictory address in which she de- tailed a few of the advantages to be gained at the S. C. I. The Supplementary Activities of School Life was the subject of an address by Glen H. Finch who told of the many athletic, literary and O musical organizations that had brought great credit to the school. George Brown, Chairman of the Advisory-Vocational Committee, H. R. Thompson, Col. C. S. VVoodrow. L. H. Richards, R. IV. Gray and D. McGibbon assisted with the distri- bution of the prizes. GIRLS' PHYSICAL TRAINING DEMONSTRATION The Girls' Physical Training Dem- onstration was presented again last year on April 27th in the boys' gym- nasium. For the past few years this has regularly been given in or- der that the parents and business people of Sarnvifa may have a greater conception as to the merits of phy- sical training. Practically every form of the schiool was represented by groups o-f girls in this presenta- tion. The program began with a grand march in which every girl took part. The ap-pearfance of their blue and white uniforms added a very smart appearance to the drill. Tshe program following this was varied in character and included the different departments of the girls' gymnastics. The major portion of the calis- thenics took the form of freehand, dumbell, wand and reed drills. These were all delivered in an ex- pedient and dharacterisltic manner. Scattered throughout the program were numerous dances which added O colour and variety to the demon- stration. The Flemislh Folk Dance given by Collegiate 3A and 4B girls was a very creditable performance. Tlhe gayety depicted by the viivid colours of their costumes and sim- plicity of their dance synchronized with the Dutch music. The Troika Russian Dance of the T2 girls and the Spanish Zorongo given by a group of sixteen girls were both typical of the countries to whlich they owe their origin. The outstanding felature on the program was the tumbling and pyramids of the 2C Collegiate girls. Dressed as clowns these girls gave a very inlteresting and delighltful per- f-ormance of mat work. The pro- gram was brought to a close by a sailor dance in which six giirls clad as Tars gave a typical sailor dance to the music of Ship Ahoy . Thus the exhibition, one of the finest given by the girls of the school, was ended in a m-ost pleasing manner and the entire Save The King. group sang God Y, THREE LIVE GI-IOSTS On the evenings of January 25th and 26th, the stu-dents of the school presented the three act comedy Three Liive Ghosts . The play was one full of hair-raising mystery and shocks and humorous situations. These were brought about by a trio of men legally dead but still very much alive. The setting of the comedy was in old London shortly after the Great W'ar. Two of the principals have very good reasons to remain dead. One because his mother is collecting his insurance money and the other because he is wanted in America for some misdemeanor. Tfhe third, hav- ing los-t his memory and reason TI-IE. COLLEGIATE 55 through shell-srhoclq is as good as dead. However, it is his unwitting activities which bring about most of the troubles that beset the three live ghosts. He has the very bad habit of being attracted by pretty jewelry and occupiled baby-carriages. The result of his activities is that the Scotland Yard becomes interested and interferes. Then there are of course some anxious lovers. All these help to supply dialogue and provoke much mirth. The various parts were enacted with exceptional ability. Mr. Keene, playing the leading role and person- ally supervisllng the whole perform- ance deserves much credit. The play was a decided success in more than one sense. The good audiences on both nights helped to surmount the financial difficulty of a rather high royalty and brough a gain for --o the Students' Treasury. But some- thing more far-reaching wa-s that the play brought together members representing the three departments of the school in an enthusiastic union. The cast was composed as fol- lows: Mrs. Gubbins-Paulrine Mills. Peggy Wfoofers-Cleda Lanning. Bolton. of the American Detective Agency-Nelson Allen. -Timmy Guibbins-Mr. I. Keene. Wfilliam Foster alias Jones-Karl Chalmers. Spolofy -Alex McNe.ill. Rose Gord-on-Anna Edginton. Briggs of the Scotland Yard- Ralph Misener. Benson-Lloyd Patterson. Lady Leicester-Elaine VVoodrow Policeman-Gilbert Prudom. GLEE CLUB The interest that has been shown in the recent formatlion of a Glee Cluibnhas been most encouraging. Dr. Pickersgill, who has had a wide experience in the conducting of choral singing kindly consented to direct the efforts of the Glee Club. At first the girls were in the ma- jority buvt lately a greater number of boys have taken an interest. We are very grateful to Dr. Pickersgill for helping to revfive th-is phase of our school life which has been con- spicuous by its absence during the last three years. Mr. Asbury deserves the credit for the revival of interest in Glee singing. And it has been entirely through his efforts that the present organization h.as been f-ormed. lt has not been the intention of the Glee Club to attempt any-thing in the form of operettas, but it has been formed solely to create interest in the hope of forming a foun-dation for years to come. a JAPANESE GIRL Owing to the absence' of male voices last year a Girls' Choral So- ciety was formed. ln the time at their dispfosal which was very short the girls, under Mr. Brush, prepared a sfhort operetta. Despite the handi- cap of hurried preparation the oper- etta was received very favorably up- on the two nights of its presenta- tion. The orchestral score was done by the school orchestra and added a great deal to the rendition. It would be unfair to single out in- dividufal members in a ca-st that per- formed so creditably. The produc- tion owes much to the effort of Miss Scarr-ow, Mr. and Mrs. Keene, Miss Christine Nichiol, Mr. Dobbins and Mr. Greenleaf. The cast: THE COLLEGIATE ORCHESTRA Prout, Fred Bruce ood, Norw Vincent rush, as. B George, Ch . Jones, Ken 1 VVn Husser, arnet G Dobbins IMr. eaderj, L C rush ow--VV. E. B Middle R Link. don Forbes, Gor Tuck. SS Ro ith, Sm , Leroy I1 Hamilto 3.11 , All Urquhart Mary Bond, Brown, Margaret azel ne, L. McKenzie, H Ka John Iilner, ow-E. IN R font F THE. COLLEGIATE 52 O Hanu San Ca Japanese lady of posirtionl-jean Murphy. O Kitu San tcousinj-Lenore Sullivan. 0 Kayo San fcousinj-Grace Bates. Cfhaya CTea Serverj-Mary Mac- Intyre. Nora CCanadian Studentj-Daisy Richards. Dora CCanadian Student?-jean Millman. Miss Minerva Knowall CGovern- essj-Pauline Mills. The Mikado-Don McGibbon. His attendants-Dwfight Sim- mons, Bill VVilliams. Dancers-Patsy Collins, Audrey Hammetst, Frances Kane, Marjorie Paterson, Dorothy Richards, Augora Rollins, Ioan Wlhitling, Elaine Wfoodrow. , Chorus of japanese Girls-Evelyn Brown, Marion Clark, Donalda Crone, Louise Dawson, Mary Gor- don, Aileen Gravelle, Margaret Hughes, Mary Leckie, Helen Mac- Intyre, Isobel MacD-onald, Madeline Reeves, VVinnifred Thompson, Mar- ion XVoodcock, Doris Wootdwark. CONCERT REVIEW Once again the Revue held on November 30th was presented be- fore a large and enthusiastic audi- ence. The sch-ool orchestra directed by Mr. W. E. Brush opened the pro- gram with t-he overture Black Diamond . The second offering was a Dutch Dance by the MISSCS Patsy Collins, Audrey Hammett, Margaret Hugihes, Mary Macfntyrei Thelma McKay, Pauline Mills, Au- gora Rollins and Elaine Woodrow. NVhen the curtain went up again Charley Brush and his jazz Boys were ready to give ten minutes of peppy mu-siic. F-or the next number Miiss Margaret McKenna gracefully performed a Doll Dance. Following her encore the school orchestra played The Golden Magnet. Four darkies of assorted shapes and sizes appeared next in a sketch Superstition Blues . Their boy soprano sang Sunshine to the ac- c-ompanimlent of the other members of the troupe. Those taking part in this skfeltch were Miss jean Mur- phy, George Albinson, Edward Grif- finand Andrew Hayne. AS these disappeared the stage slowly be- came red and in this glow Spanlish boys and girls strolled on with ukeleles singing O Sole Mi-o . Four dancers, Patsy Collins, Audrey Hammett, Mary Maclntyre and Pauline Mil-ls, performed th-e Argen- tine Tangfo to tlhe strum of the ukeleles. Tlhe players were Ver- onica Heffron, Annia Lott, Paltricia Palmer, Marjorie Paterson, Augora Rollins, Elaine Wofodrow. Back came the jazz boys and once again set the feet tapping with syn- copated melodies. Ars the curtain arose on the last presentation 'the stage was in semi-darkness with an old chateau garden setting. Against this back ground a Dresden shep- herd and shepherdefss presented the fantasy Rendez-Vous . As they did the stately minuet the boy so- prano's voice could be heard in the distance singing the song Rendez- Vous . This was under the direc- tion of Miss Victoria Scarr-ow and those taking part were Pauline Mills, Lenore Sullivan and Jean Murphy. The other dances were und-er the supervision of Miss Mar- jorie Scott. T.he evening closed with God Save the King. 53 THE co1.LEc1ATE1 ORCHESTRA The Orchestra has behind it a line record of service. It is to be doubt- ed if there is another student activ- ity that has responded so long and so willingly to all demands upon it. Morning assemblies, Literary meet- ings, any Club, be it school or com- munity have always asked and gain- ed the aid of the Orchestra. It is a line record and one that w'ill always be upheld. Possibly long familiarity has tend- ed to make less apparent the ad- vances made by the Orchestra but to thlose who hear the organization only at intervals their steady prog- ress is very clefarly seen. Mr. Brush has built up a very line concert unit that uses only standard editions of music. This is a very real achieve- ment for a h'ig1h-school orchestra and one in which they take pride. It has enabled them to offer pro- grams of a real entertainment and educational value. One reason for the success of maintaining such a high standard is the All-School junior Orchestra. This organization composed of stu- dents from all the various public schools as well as the Collegiate gives 'its members a valuable prelim- inary training. It not only gives en- couragement to those unable to en- ter the Senior Orchestra but also gives experience that allows the standard to be maintained. This Junior Orchestra was organized and directed by Mr. VV. E. Brush recent- ly made their first appearance at the opening of the Johnston Memorial School. The prfogram of any orchestra is the best index of its ability. VVe are proud to print in proof of our s-tate- ments the program given in the spring of 1928. This year'5 pro- gram although yet unavailable is of even greafter merit. The most out- 1 standing performance on the 1928 program was the work of our late fellow-Student, Atwood Kennedy. His rendition of the G. Minor Con- certo was acclaimed by-all local critics as showing marvellous pos- possibilities that were fated to be unfettedi. Program : March- Ambassador Bagley. Hungarian Fantasia Tobani Piano Solo- Concerto in G Minor Opus 25N Mendelssohn Atwood Kennedy Note-This concerto is in three movements, Molto Allegro con Fuoco , Andante and Pres- to . The orchestra will be assisted in the accompaniment by Mr. VV. E. C. Wlorkman. Selection- Victor Herbert Favor- itesu Sanford Saxapihone Solo- Saxaphobia VViedoeft Bill Clark Popular- T-he Song is Ended Berlin Persian Rug Kahn-Moret Personnel First Violins-Gordon Link, Ken- neth George, Lerfoy Smith, Sydney Bates, john Houston, Margaret Bond, Mary Urquhart. Second Violins-Ilohn Kane, Ever- ett Milner, Hazel Brown. First Clanionet-Bruce Proutt. Second Clarionet-Williani Jones, Harold Chambers. First Trumpet-Chas. Brush. Second Trumpet-Vincent Nor- wood. Alto Saxophone-Bill Clark. .Horns-Ralph Taylor, jean Mer- rison. Trombone-Fred Forbes. Bass-Mr. Dobbins. Drums-Ross Tuck. Pliano-Atwood Kennedy. Assisted b M y r. Robe t T' ' 'Cellist. r racy i THE COLLEGIATE. 59 BAND Back Row-E. Milner, J. Kane, Fred Forbes, Bill Shannon, T. Mathers, R. Taylor, Bill Clark, J, Shepley. Centre Row-Mr. Brush fLeade1'J. 1. McLellan. Mr. Russ. K. Buxton, K. George, Chas. Brush, V. Norwood, G. Link. Front Row-Ross Tuck, Bruce Trout. YVm. Jones. Leroy Smith, Harry Turnbull, Art Mauser, Garnet Husser, H. Ridealgh, Ellar Brcwn. BAND' This year marks the fourth year of existence of our School Band un- der the leadership of Mr. XV. E. Bruslh. The organization of any band is very difficult and there are many difficulties peculiar to Colleg- iate bands. The fact that each year has found an increasing number of mem-bers and an increasing quality of program speaks of the support re- ceived durfing tlhe experimental stage. Mr. Asbury, school princip- al, the Board of Education and Mr. Brush have securely founded an organization of w'hich they may well be proud. The best guarantee of its success is the great interest and de- sire of participation by even larger number-s of students. The Band has added a great touch of color as well as real value to the Cadet Corps. The customary route march is neither so long nor ardur- ous with .a swinging march as a pace maker. Besides it adds steadiness and percision on the march, the first requisite of a marching unit. O11 the campus during the Inspection, an inspection waltz is played follow- ed by the battalion march past. Last year the Band again earned the praise of General Armstrong, and the respect of many citizens. A good marching band is usually a good banid and so the S.C.l.8zT.S. Band proved at their annual concert. Under a completely different set of circumstances they proved their ability as a concert organization. The program undertaken was a very ambitious one forming as it did the last half of the combined Orchestra and Band Concert. Under the di- rection of Mr. Brush the Band again won the praise of its audience. The program which follows is one in which real pride of achievement can be taken. Program March- American Favorite Paul de Ville Overture- Gypsy Festival Hayes Selection- Gitenbachianan arr. by Meyrelles 60 THE COLLEGIATE Trombone Solo-Polka True Love Fred Forbes Selection- Operatic Gems Sullivan A Garden Lyric- Trailing Arbu- tug Garbett Selection- Irish Melodies March- OfHcer of the Day Hall GOD SAVE THE KING Personnel Solo Cornets - Chas. Brush, Vin- cenft Norwood, Gordon Link. First Cornet-Kenneth George. Seoond Cornets-Everett Milner, Herbert Ridealgh. E Flat Clarinet-Bruce Proutt. Solo B Flat Clarinets-VVilliam Jones, Leroy Smith. Firs-t B Flat Clarinet-Harold Chambers. Second B Flat Clarinets-Garnett Husser, Art Manser. Soprano Saxophone-Bloss Glenn. Alto Saxophone-Harry Love. 'A Tenor Saxophone-Bill Clark. - Horns-Jean Merrison, Ralph Taylor, John Kane. Trombone-Fred Forbes. Baritone-Mr. VV. F. Russ. B. B. Flat Bass-Mr. R. Dobbins. E Flat Bass-Mr. Jas. Forbes, Jack McLellan. Drums-Atwood Kennedy, Ross Tuck. F RESHETTES' The annual fres-hie reception was held in the gymnas'iums of the school on Friday, Sept. 22nd, when the public school graduates were formally received into the Colleg- iate. During the day their symbol of inferiority was a green paper ruffle, and stockings of different colours. At night they were dressed as small babies in bonnets, rompers and so on. The eventing's enter- tainment opened with a grand march of the freshlies during which Miss Brandon and Margaret Grimes were awarded the prizes in the baby conteslt. At txhis point in the pro- ceedings Mae Leckie explained the obligations of a freshie and read the pledge. The freshies having indi- cated their willlingnesseto comply with the regulations laid down ad- journed to the boys' gymnasium RECEPTION which contained a number of the usual circus side-shows. Helen Maclntyre and Marian Clark were barkers introducing the various acts. In the freak booth was a dwarf. small strong man, world's fattest lady and the tallest thinnest lady. Another tent staged a wild west show with considerable shooting and noise. In the next booth a Spanish woman told several freshies' for- tunes. The laswt show was devoted to dancing-Mary McIntyre and Margaret McKenna doing solos and a group of eight, The Sailor Dance. The reception ended with a very delectable lunch consisting of sand- wiches cake and arctic mushrooms. Marian Vanl-Iorne was c-onvenor of the refreshment committee, Pauline Mills of the decorations and Patricia Palmer of the entertainment. LIFE This year the number of students taking the course of the Royal Life Saving Society and qualifying for awards has shown a very substantial and gratifying increase over last year. This is largely due to the SAVING generosity of a Friend of the School who has offered to pay fifty per cent of the costs of the examination to every student passing the Profic- iency Certificate, Bronze Medallion, Honorary Instructors or Award of THE CO LLEGIATE 61 Merit. On the strength of this 80 have passed the Elementary Certifi- cate, 55 the Prolicieniey, 7 the Bronze, I Instructor and 3 Awards of Merit. Mr. Keeber should feel well repaid by the achievenlents of his proteges. The girls classes under Miss Scottls supervision do not start until after Basketball season is over. Owing to the difficulty encountered in hair drying the girls have not made as much use of the pool in winter months as have the boys. However, with the return of the warm weather the girls promise to surpass the boys in the number of awards attained. WIND Wind tossing the sailing-vessels far out at seag wind foaming the green crests of the wauesg wind hurling the sand in an Arabian storm and bending the palms in the oasesg wind echoing through a mountain cave and sweeping up the canyon: wind howling through the deserted street and blowing the snow against forlorn dwellings.-wind. Wind bowing the stately pines 'in the old forestsg wind rippling a silver stream,' wind carrying messages of love from the birdsg wind wafting the scent of roses in juneg wind at twilight fanning her' cheek in the balmy air. -Marie Thompson, 3A Mm H--,U GT me nee or: l.'a'Z?37'JJ5 rgqpg, 0:9 fm-ef Q X075 FAX L55 l fx E dig' ,if my oem? 01oTHEf?,wouLD IT 35 1 - f l Pfiesomame- Too nucn ro RT X'-J ' ' 5' REQUEST Hrau Tu FEYHMBVL 'QA Bcg9p,u.f l This vimcte wrrri 9 GREATER KL 5 - A' caxpswomme on en-xenev? nu lll l vi V l jf l I 5 ,,, F , . F W U 4 - llllllli. if E-EJ ff 'F 1' I: Q' 1' r - Wo., - I 6 1 A r- MR ffifaf 5 QJQ 2 f ,, ' e :f , Q. me A - - ------ K ' -I, Q If ,fr X 'If . f S f ' hmmm Iri '-LCD' THE. COLLEGIATE RUGBY TEAM ON TRIAL . ':'IQf:5gE- .:.:,..:.:.,.,.:.,,:,.:.,,,,,.,.,:,,.:.:. --- ,.,.,., ...... .,.4.......,.,V, ' I .vbzz .:.:: o -, . W af iiiff I G ,oi gh, ' Q .- Ei III SY ' E '11 E ::':1 - 422'-51:1 .-:,':2:f-2:5:2::5:5:a' Ili ul IE-:za ::: :k:'E5E215IfE2Ei1:5 :.-2 FEE: .....,.,.... .....: 1 :EZEIEIEif.55E552553555EEEE555E:5:E1E:I5:2:5E5 :1- 1f1': I :.' 225::Ice-5:5:5:5:v2:5:5:5 'ig 55 Q5 Aooo.o o . 1 I f' ., -..- ,1.,. -.:.:.-. , . 1 ml , ,. , .,-,, ,,, ,.,, ..,,.,....,. ...,. . , , , ..1.. , .-:-. -v:.-.-:-.- -:- s :-1-?-: 'ilze Si? SAG P1 .f KB' 'wg 3 if-X' Hi' MGS' o- '1 3 1' f-' :2:' . , 451 f2- A 1 JU: 1 ' 1'2'1'1'- assi: - - . '-:,- ..'.,. :11 ' g :- K A . 1 M 3 ,, an ' 'A x W 2 :':' '::'t' ' I H . ':2:f2E55a, ,,.......1.:., 4 .. V '- , T --...z :a:5:Q-22555525255225222Ef2EaisEs2aE'. Uv y f : ' :':'l '5 : 521221 .,.'..: Q .'1' 5152232351i'fi:f?E'?ffQlQfQ .l.:.,.:: Q ::::':'2':' ::::i:T:': -'::' I Z2'1 : -Qs f-.'z2sI.'f52eEE::z2?'2s x if f -- ' ISV U 1' ' w :,: Q zzzizni Vzulll A M X 1 ' ':': ' . ....... 5 , 'll E .. .,.. .?2:s:: :::: :e :'----::. 1 .... 'f i ' H .: r-' 3.1 1 fL '47 x: '-'2'-' ' 'x -- ' 8 .fi .: UD U3 o O on .S P' w 1 1-s-4 O CD DE CU D- +2 Q v-1 O z-4 '-+-4 cu cu U1 3X v-4 ul-4 UD -v-4 3-4 from Pa 4-I U CU .32 'U 't Room C 1-4 5' C? LJ f O Photo THE COLLEGIATE. 63 in Our Cadet Corps last year was one of the largest in the history of the school and altho-ugh we did not regain our lost poslition at the head of Military District No. I, the Corps made a very creditable slhiowing. Owing to the lack of uniforms of the proper size, a large number of our kids were compelled to wear their civies', and consequently were excused from any drill or ex- ercises-m'uc'h to 'their joy and the older boys' disgust. After two weeks of hard training, and with the benefit of the annual church parade which last year was held 'aft St. George's Anglican Church, the eventful day of inspection arrived. Geeneral Armstrong and Lieutenant Colonel Gillespie inspected the troops taking the salute in front of the library on the route march through the city preceding the inspection. Qn returning to the school after the route march, the battalion was drawn up in review order and each platoon inspected separately. Following this the battalion marched past the saluting base in column of fours and in column of platoons. The Company Commanders were then given charge and each company performed its movements under the critical eye of the inspecting officer. This was followed by a physical training display under the supervision of Capt. Keeber. The platoon commanders were then given the opportunity of competing for the Col. XVoodrow Cup offered for the best drilled platoon. Last year No. I platoon, under Lieut. K. VVise was awarded the cup and the privilege of having their picture in the magazine. General Armstrong and Colonel Gillespie commended the corps on their line showing and especially praised the band under the supervision of Mr. Brufsh. The annual scramble for ice cream followed the dismissal and in the evening the officers and members of the Board of Education were the guests of Capt. Keeber and Major Fielding at a banquet served in the school. The repast was prepared and served by a group of girls under the supervision of Miss Robinson. Muchhto our regret we learned that our good friend Col. Gillespie would not be wlith us any more as he was being transferred to an- other district. Following the banqueit the annual Tea Dance was held in the Boys' gym. The battalion was commanded by the following officers-: be O u 1 THE COLLEGIATE WOOLLEN 11.1.5 STORE FOR THINGS TO WEAR YOU SHOULD GO THERE MEN'S AND BOYS' Furnishings, Clothing, Gloves Fine and Heavy 10QOQ0i0QKll0llll I bill!il0illi0i0CKlQ01OQ l Q Q Y0l0i0i0QOC Service - lality - alue O s UNDERWEAR Ties, Hats ancl Caps I Summer, Autumn and Winter Weights QUQUat7-UQlDQOQUQKlQ0lDiKl10I0iUitli T li0-0i0Qlll0i QUQOQUC NEWTON Ros. Sarnia Woollen Mills Co., Limited 186 N. Front St. SARNIA Phone 195 lQ0i0i0Qll-UQ 20- lillQlQlQ0l0i0Qlli0Q Q l l 1 it llll.0QU1Ol0 luiPQUQUQIPQIQiFilDKPD!PQOQIDQ!DQ!-UQ!iiiIQ!3QIPQUQOHOQUQOQUQKIQU 64 THE. COLLEGIATE. ' . FIRST Ain TEAM Standing-Stanley Hewitt, VVm. Teskey, NVm. Gates, H. Backman. Seated-Gilbert Prudom. Clayton Kilbreath, Nelson Allen, Karl Chalmers. Ufhcer Connnanding-Dwight Siininons. Adjutant-Glen Finch. Company Commanders- A Co., Norman Patersong B Co., Charle: Richards. Platoon Coininianders-Karl XYise, Byron Spears, Ralph Misener, Ken- neth Bell, Shirley Logan, lllilliani XYilllia1ns, Donald Rose, Donald McGibbon Henry South. Sergeantls-I. Lewis, R. McLaughlin, G. Clark, S. Ferguson, R. McKay XV. Turnbull, D. lsbister. Band-C. Brush. Ambulance-A. Gravelle. Signallers-I. Richards. Cyclists-L. McKay. Battalion Sergeant-Major+P. Blundy. Company Sergeant-Majors-G. Moore, I. Couse. THE COLLEGIATE 65 RIFLE TEAM Back Row-P. James. Bruce Prout, Art Lawson, Fred Saznis, Vincent Norwood, R. Blay, Douglas Rhodes. Mr. Fielding tlnstructorj. Centre Row-Ross Tuck, Harry Holmes, Fred Hall. Allan Hamilton, Jack Hare, XYalter Claxton. Front Row-Orrison Fleet. Tom Needham, xvllliilfll Croxford. Don McGillivray. SIGNALLERS 'Qhe Signallers, though few in number, have been training steadily during the past year. However, new interest is beting inaniifesfted this spring with a course of instruc- tion being inaugurated in connection with the Lambton Regiment. On account of this, a large number of new members have joined. Mem- bers are instructed in the use of the Morse Hag, the Lucas lamp, the heliograph, the buzzer, and the semaphore code. ' The Signallers, under V. Norwood, took part at the inspectiongof the Lambton Regiment a few months ago, and also, under J. Richards, formed part of the battalion at the Cadet Inspection last year. Vile hope that they will continue to pros- per and become one of the best signalling sections in the province. RIFLE SHOOTING Due, perhaps, to the obscure posi- tion of t'he.shooting gallery in the school, riHe-shooting goes on un- noticed by a large proportion of the pupils. Yet there are few activities in which so many boys take an ac- tive part and which promotes such a keen interest, among those boys as rifle-shooting. This year our school was again represented at the Cove Ranges, London, in the King George Chal- 66 TI-IE COLLEGIATE zf. 1- '. w wx-4 X Q - -.mn CADET GFFICERS Standing-Maj. E. L. Fielding. Capt. Chas. Keeber. Glen Finch, Norman Patterson. Col. Gillespie, F. C. Asbury CPrincipalj, Brig.-General Armstrong, Ccl. C. S. Wloodrow. Dwightwimmons, Charlse Richards. Ralph Misener. Kenneth Bell, Bill VVilliams, Shirley Logan. Kneeling--A. Gravelle, Donald Rose, James Richards, Carl VVise. Keniieth Saunders, Donald MCGibbon, Byron Spears, Lyle McKay. Chas. Brush. lenge Cup Competition. They took second place, Tillsonburg winning first place by a few points. Although no medals were won, Paul -lames was in the finals at one hundred yards. Individual cash prizes were won by Paul James, Fred Samis and Douglas Rhodes for attaining sixth, eighth and ninth places, respectively, in the aggre- gate. The personnel of the .303 team is Paul james, Fred Samis. Douglas Rhodes, Kenneth Myers. Vincent Norwood, Roy Blay, Gor- don Murray, Bruce Proutt, with An- drew l-layne as Captain and Thomas Needham as Vice--Captain. Our School was also represented in the Laura Secord Competition this winter, but due to some repair- ing of the school shooting gallery the team lacked practice and drop- ped from second to fourth place. Two of the three rounds of the win- ter D.C.R.A. Competition have al- ready been fired. The results are very favorable. D.C.R.A. medals were awardedito the following for their scores in the IQ28 competitions: Sefniors, first- class, Arthur Alexander: second class, Vincent Norwood, Arthur Lawson, Fred Sanris, Roy Blay and Robert McLaughlin. Juniors-Thomas Needham, Bruce Proutt, 'Harold Chambers and Doug-- las Rhodes. Arthur Alexander averaged QS per cent. This is -the highest aver- age yet obtained in these competi- tions in the school. The Strathcona medal, awarded annually to the best all-round shot in the school was won by Vincent Norwood. The success of the rifle teams is entirely due to the patient efforts ot Major Fielding of the Lambton Regiment, to promote its interesits in the school. WR: hope that under his careful guidance the teams will be able to bring to our school the highest honours in any future matches in which they participate. THE COLLEGIATE 67 BEST PLATOGX Standing-Carl Kise CLieut.J. James Mclionald. M. Edgington. Neil YanHorne, Jack Smith, Stewart Mackenzie, Glen Lambert, Robert Ramsey. Claude Cooke, Travis Churchill. George Harris. Kneeling-C. Kennedy. Russel lronsides, Bill carscn, E. XN'hite, VV. XYeaver, C. Banting, Jim Garrett. ll. Rhodes, Jim Simmons, Donald VYashburn, Ted Broadbent, Jack Lewis. FIRST AID Our First Aid teams were very successful this year again in the annnal examination held in Military District No. I. Cf the two teams entered, one was awarded first place and the other fourth place. This is no small achievement as a great number of schools are included in this district. The two teams were examined by Lieut. Colonel Lawson from Military l-leadquarters at Lon- don. Each boy on the first team is presented with a St. Iohn's Am- bulance silver medal and his senior certfificate, while each member on the second team receives his Senior certificate. The first aid team is one section of our cadet corps that is rapidly growing in popularity, as shown by the great numbers of boys attending the lectures every Thurs- day evening. This course was again held under the supervision of in- structor Mr. L. Crockett of the CNR. first aid section. The first team is composed of: K. Chalmers 1Cap't.l, G. Prudiom, Kil- breath, Allen. The second team is composed of: Gates. Teskey, Hackman, Hewitt. THE CADET DANCE On the evening of the Cadet in- spection, General Armstrong and the assisting officers were guests of the Corps at a dance held in the boys' gymnasium. The Grand March, under the direction of Colonel VVood-row, was led by Gen- eral Armstrong and Mrs. XVoodrow. Although the gym was not decor- ated, the Officers' unliforms and the dresses of the girls made a very colorful scene. The lively music of the Frisco Serenaders was thor- oughly enjoyed by alil the dancers, so that it was with regret that the dancers heard the orchestra play God Save the Kingf' M TI-IE COLLEGIATE BASTILLEY' E TH IN ff M TEA RUGBY X 'QQ 45 THE. COLLEGIATE 69 First, Last l The All the Time Weather: A Maybe Newspaper if Published Centenially in Chinese, Siamese, Hottentot and Pigeon English Volume SARNIA, Feb. 33, 1492 F.R.C. fFrench Rev. Calendarj No. O BIG KILLI G IN S.C. . The Silent Rugby Team said Preserver to have urderecl As we look down from our cellar win- dow we often stop to philosophize a few moments, and have a kick at the cat. 'K rt And when visitors come in we find that our hard candy dish is just empty. Which is very sa-ci. and we laugh behind our hand. if 't Industry is some- times a virtue. It always gives us a great deal oz pleasure to see Miss Scott so busy. -Even if what she is doing isn't so apparent. if X As the evolution professor said of the monkey It is ap- parenft to me- . al' if Which is the second worst pun we heard this week. ' at Itls nice t-hey keep cliassregisters a- round the school-it give-' Mi-ss Burriss something to do. tk tk Now, Miss Brandon, of course the study-room is better when it's quiet. 'lf 'I' One of the faceititious third fofrmers when asked Alexan- der McKenzie's greatest ac- complishment replied that he was a Scotsnilaeri.-Well, I dinna kin. 4' 'F And, oh my dead, did you notice the pic- ture of our Junior Literary Executive. The Form Rep- resentiatives add SO MUCH atmosphere- Ma, where is the dictionary. ' 'k It'll be a bad day for the publish- ing if Fifth Form ever be- gins printing French trans- llaltions-I do-n't think! ' 'k Lost-One M of a mind- finder please return to this departnient. ' if Thank you. lBy United Press direct from Sarnial .Un the night of the la: game of the season four boy of the team were seen sneak ing from the boiler rooz carrying suspicious lookfn suitclases. Undoubtedly the: carried the body of the u11 fortunate lady cut up in fir pieces Chamiburgerl. Shortl after this a piece of shei music with the captio Sweet Adolinen and half tli notes erased was found c the dressing-room. ukelel Immediately the police toc the team into custody. They tried to bribe the oi' man police force but all tl money put together amoun ed to only 31.53 and thus w- useless. The photo of the cour' room fdirect from Paris I by televisionl shows the ma' icious person who told tali on theteam fsee letters t editorb about to be blown u by a vengeful friend who he' a grudge against him eve sinCe he was dropped ou h' head when a mere chfild. Of course we all know thi judge and policeman-the were compile-tely exonerater' from suspicion in the murder case. Below on the floor o' th court ar standing, fro - left to right, Larry the Snark McGurk the Dirk, and Mc- Sniff the Quiff. All these men are evil rascals, victims of the chewfng gum habit which probably gives them courage for their vicious crimes. VVhen on the witness stand the most timid man on the team was asked where he was on the night of 33rd of February, he replied, I think- Dont say what you think, say what you know , replied the district attorney. lfVell, I can't talk without thinking, I ain't no lawyer , he replied. Undoubtedly thfs remark won the case for the team. The other photo shows the rest of the team being de- tained at the county hotel, where every adviaintage is of- fered to visitors staying over night. The ring-leader is being hanged first and we all mourn him terribly. He died with the words soft turkey on his lips. The rest of the gang were later executed by the electric chair and one was heard to remark- Gee this business gives me a pain in the seat. The ones who were escap- ing over tht malll were unfor- tunlaitely shot in the pergola while eating lunch and swim- ming in the river outside the wall. From the hopeless look on the face of each and everyone we can tell that they knew how morbid their fate was to be. 70 TI-IE COLLEGIATE THE GOSSIP, Sarnia The Gossip Published on the spur of the momenlt by them that realize the freedom of the press-and howl l Price Mc or what have your NOTE: Due to a disagree- menit with the local sherrif our office is for sale or rent till a week from some Thurs- dlay. EDITORIAL SANCTIM fsanctoriuml LIVY Ex Libris Nox Vomica Ye Editor Gossipe- If I ever have a son I want him to b eone of these here football players. Yes sir. much as I have observed their pastimes I have never seen one of tfhem do his op- ponent dirlt. Oh dear no, they are such gentlemanly boys-my it would do your heart good tio see the little fellows upon the trains. My how they rush to offer their seaits to an elder. They are always so considerate of their fellow passengers. 'l hey would amuse them by the hour with songs. Such quaint old songs because not one of the innocents would sing the trlash they write now-a-dlays. No sir, they sang the dear old songs like Consltanhinwopl:e and Oh, Wharf a Funny Melody . Good old songs with sense that they learned at Sunday up and down the isles like School. They would gambol little lambs. But gamble they never did. They played innocent giames and whoever lost never had the right change. So nobody cou-ld falsely accuse them of gam- bl-ing beclaluse the debts were never paid. And now and then the coach or manager would take one of the little fellows 'to the back of the car. There they could see the funny, funny track or have a drink of wateer from funny tin cans not at all like the bath tubs azt home. The coach was such a k.nd man l-le would tell all the boys such funny stories so they wouldn't get home sick-a.. about monkies and animals. 'l he little fellows would laugh and laugh and all the passengers would smile to hear their innocent, childish treble. And such table man- ners. ,lust like lititle Lord Fauntleroy that we saw in the moving pic-tures. They were so kind that they would raither eat with their fingers than dirlty the spoons on the nice people.tha.t fed them. They used to putt their poc- keits for fun. Then they Would forget them and how surprised they would be to find them when they reached home. Once oneof them got so absent minded that he tried to tlaike a hotel picture. But he wouldn't have done it if he had tho-ught about it. Oh dear no, he would have taken the bed or something useful. But my, the little dears were so honest. VVhen they went into candy stores to spend the pennies they had saved the nice man would love their brigihit and smiling faces so that they came out with big boxes of candies and aalltheir brigh.t little pennies. Theey just couldn't spenid them. And so p-olite to each other-the mlan-ly li-titlle fellows would never dream of accusing their dear pliay-mates of thefrt. 'Ilhey would run to the manuager wtith such a winning smile on their little faces and lisp Pleat'he thir. sum one hath borrowed my booth . Then the big kind manager would run and find them so quickly you'd of thought he was a magician. Oh dear me, to think of the encou-rlagifng c.r'ies to their playmate-s as they toiled af their lilttle pastimes and what manly lititle fellows they were. Yieis sir. I wanit my boy to be one of these Sarnia footibialilers or a Chicago hi-jacker.-EBON E. DOME or smell. .ui PROPOSED NEW OPERA HOUSE The cite of the proposed new opera house to seat 4000 head or ra'ther we'll say people is at the corner of East Street and the St. Clair River. Mr. X. Plunk, the proposed builder, is 47 years old and was born in IfVau- bino when quite young. He has raised S64 of the amount required to build the thelatre and has gone east in the hopes of interesting some guys in that sectiion. Our private opinion is that if Mr. Plunk ever.does succeed in his enterprise it will be -so late that the tooting of Gab- riel's trumpet will drown out the notes of the first over- ture played by his orchesttra. MARVELOUS ' I DISCOVERY The Mother-in-Law Eraclicator Guaranteed to produce gal- loping consumption in any female over forty years in thirtty-six minutes. Clan be administered in tea, coffee or whistle by anyone-to taste Try this on the -man who bo-rrows gym shoes. Given away free with one grand piano-guaranteed for 6 Csixl months. WIDOWS Send your height, weight, reach in inches around biceps and 34.39 and receive by re- turn mail a pioture of your deceased husband FREE. -Miss JISKY, ' Spiritual Medium. THE COLLEGIATE 7l THE Goss1P, samia WHY RWE FELL at the GREAT ARCHAELOG I DISCOVERY CU Ml G HOUSE It seems that there were Rooms with doors in them. Hot and cold Gas two Romans- 0116 Mark in every room. Not responsible for guests left Antony by naimie and Julius Caesar, of Ciaesear, Caesar and Caesar. Well, they met one day in the Parthenon garage and Caeslair thought he would kid Csee Roman Slang by Libyj Antony, so he said Howdy Mark, has your wife been entertaining this season? And Antony replied No, not very. You wouldn't belii-eve it but Bru- tus and Samson happened to Eat Dr. Jacksonls roamin' meeal, good for man beast or fords. W be passing at the moment and Bruutus wlals enraged at heearing such an old joke th-att he stabbed Caesar as he said How many eggs did you eat for breakfast? And smiling tihro' clenched teeth Caesar replied, Et tu Brute Sampson had a very quick tem.per also, and in his rage he began pushing down buildings-antd that my dears is how Rome fell. The Almafilian. s.c.l. STUDENTS WHY WILL YOU SUFFER Fredlt-own, Onit., South Pole. Gents: U I suffered from botts and disclintation to work fo-r sixty four years and as I am a dis- trict judge I tried several do-dtors in my netighborhoodg but witlhouit success. One day I was confined to my bed 36 Cthirity-sixl hours with plains for a week back. I tried ninety-eight bottles of your Gelt-Up-Geft-Brophylao tic, and got up the ,next morning feeling perfectly well. Si-nee then I have worked over 40 men wi-th, over thirty 130, days. No water on premises. -Malleable Steaks. Baths 25c Extra. good results. May helaven bless you and your gall- ' Not very truly his, Andrew J. Queer. District Judge Cell NO. 1409 EYE, EAR, NOSE and THROAT A Page of Reviews BOOK REVIEW Rambling shadees of Col- umbus we have just finished reading the latesit thriller re- ceived by us. It is a massive effort of intellect entitled Detroit Telephone Directory. It's -author, Mr. Bell Tele- phone of Michigan must be complimented on a great grasp of a mighlty subject. Perhaps it is because -we missed a couple of pages a- round the cenitre of the book that the plot escaped us. We were in such a hurry to pass o.1 to the next volume sent by another kind friend en- titled Dictionary by Welyslter. lN'ih such a bizarre name I am sure it wil be a thriller. But to come back to Mr. Telephones Work- it is a volume one can start reading anywhere. Any page will fascinate the rela-der. It would seem that it is a sort of chronology of Mr. Bel1's family. A glorious panorama of s-toek-exchanges, horse- races and time table-s can be gained by reading the num- ber sections carefully sep- arated from the reading on each page. A very novel thing thalt. Complications ensue in the last few pages. Characters with old Ameri- can names containing such vowels as double z's, l's, p's, q's, m, n, or what have you, are frequent. Each niame is a book in itself. By all means read this book chosen by the Hook-in-the-moulth Club for August. In limp cardboard binding obtainable at any telephone booth for the taking. Next week-Dictionary-a mystery story by VVebster. STAGE REVIEWS Last night the boys aut the sewer diggers Union House presented Lavender and old Lace written by Gustof Mcwiffllesitiiffe. It was ad- mirably done with the ex- ceepition of the part where the lightning was supposed to strike the brewery. I was sorry to see that brewery go. The fellow sitting next to me smel.t like one, however, and that was a small consolation. is if :sf Afteer the spelatkeasy was locked up I went around to the theatre Exquisite and saw a Russian play. The overture played on the phon- ograph was reniairkably poor. I saw the manager and ad- vised ais to the right etiquette in the choiceof needles. As the play was written in Russ- ian I went out in the alley and smoked-merely enter- ing the theatre during the intermiiission. The actor's delivery was remarkable+ You could hear them shout- ing as far as the ferry dock, I-Iere's where you geeit your hot dogs all hot-l0cts.', 72 THE COLLEGIATE THE GOSSIP, Sarnia The .004 Contributions are now be- ing received for the purpo-Se of buying c.ake for the starving male on-lookers at the Fireshies' Reception. It is reponted that Mr. Al- derson is insltalling blinds 011 the d.oors of his room. W.0,fd has been received by the Chief of Police that the Monitrelal police are an- xious -to renew theier ac- quaintance with three SC-L studenlts who visited Mont- real last summer. Frog Halliday is to receive the reward of merit for fall- ing in the pool with his clothes on. Ralph Miisener is blowing his nose now. Friends of the principal of the Ottawa Col-lege will be pleased to know that he has regained his kno-wledge .of the English language again. Readers of this paper will distinctly remember that he lost it.last fiall upon hearing of the prowess of our Rugby team. Dr. Pickers-gill has been instilling the Glee Singers with a very high moral. His first selection is 'No John, no john no. Mr. Gray, noted authority on n-ose-blowing, Its Clauses and Effects will lecture the Vfth fo-rm tonight on the subject Even if your head is holil-ow you don't need to ad- vertise it. 'Ilhe hockey team returned from Watford yesterday. Tthey were escorted to the statiion by the girls of that mdtropiollis. Mr. Durnford accompanied the team and the girls. Vincent Norwood is con- sidering moving his locker to the first floor. Mr. Andrew's is again in full chrarge of the drinking fountain .at his door. Marg. Sparling has return- ed from her weekly Sundial' night attendance at St. An- drew's Church. It is reported from St. Thomas that a fair llulllbef of rooters accompanied our rugby team there. Ken Bell hlas consented to repeiaft his song entitled 'l he.re's nothing left for me . I-Ie will be accompan- ied on the oboe by I-Ierb Halliday, whio says these two performances have no SA- CWe don't mean sex appeali- Grace Baird iss taking quite an interest in the tenor sec- tion of the Glee Club llately We wish to announce the approval of the short gym skirts. There does not seem however to be much sox appeal to thoise long black stockings. Mr C--fi, well known member of the teaching staff will give his viewis on the Soda-Lights dance in the next edition. HAPPY HALF HOUR OF HEAVEN AND HOME CConducted by Dr. Semi Colan, R.S.V.Pete Gentle Readers: g We have today a most delightful 5 letter from one of our readers. The dear litttle woman has brought all her troubles to be answered con- fidentially. Today I will an- swer the hrst half and to- morrow at 3.50 a.m. I will answer the rest over station Eat Raisins they contain iron-Comunilty Groc. Ad. DUR. Thanks, madtam, for the enclosed stamped envel- ope, I am a rabid stamp col- Drink Spiffle's Oilive Oil -iii keeps iron from rusting lector. , Q.-I used your bunion cure to remove two bunions. Tt was a perfect success. Is there any way I can get back the two toes that went with them? A.-Dear Miadam, toes are a limb that are never men- tioned in public. Q.-Could you tell me a method of cleaning linol- eumsf A. Man and boy, for for- ty years I have used the same method. Ro-ll it .ip carefuflly, tie with a stout cord and place on curb with the ashes. Q--How could one dis- cover a leaking gas main? A.-The only wya ap- Droved by the Burymore Casket Co. is investigation with a lighted niirtch. A sure fire way. Q.-C-L D A.-Maid-am, madam that is a case for personal advice. Q.-My husb-and will go out Saturday nights, how can I keep him home. nA.-Cook everything he likes for supper, let .him have the paper and easy chair then shoot hiny SE-lERIFF'S SALE Several tables - miafthema- ticlal and oitherwise. Assorted Vulgar Fractions -Vulgar only in name. At least two figures in each fraction -. artistic division sign between each. All colors-black, blue and green Black and whifte hybrid not for sale-niame recalls tender memories. 1006 cases-suiitlable for holdi-ng square or cub-e roots -will not damage the cor- ners. Numerous beautiful and an- tique theorems - All well cooked and mostly holding water. Do you want to travel- Buy a pair of well-matched parallel lines, will pro-ceed in- finitely if produced-G2avso- line Consumprtion-nil. For any of the above apply to G. Gmetry, Polygon St. House 'C.F.' fConvict Farmj No. l Camaltachie, Europe. Sold singly or would ex- change the lo-t for a pair of white ni-ice. . THE COLLEGIATE 73 THE GOSSIP, Sarnia ADVICE TO CALS ET COMMENT Dear Featrice Blaretax, M- in I have a fatal fascinati-on for fe- N males an a retiring X tdisposiltion, D'- spose I have too much S. A. butt what shall I do to repell them. ' -Paul. Dieareist Ptaul, Lay off the Blisterine for a while, if that fails grow a beard and advertise the fact that you bank every cent of your money. Dear Beat, I know I'm good looking cause my mother to-ld me so. I am madly in love with a guy who cleans sewers-wh-at can I do to win him. -Lonesome. P.S.-I'm cock-eyed but I have swell ankles. Lonesome-Kiss your boy friend with your eyes closed and were purple and orange striped stockings the rest of the time, if any. Dear Beatrice, I'm a well looking boy and my father has ten million dollaarfs. However, I have a ternible time finding girl friends and I am awfully lonesome.-Bert Blurt. Listen Bertie Darling, My phone number is cad- illas 6007. Dear Beatrice, If hydrogen chloride and powdered marble were used to make a cake rise. wouldn't it be marble cake. I-Iungry Jo. Better amble around and qestioin Mr. Dent. I'l1 stand ountsid-e with the iodine and bandages. Dear Beatrice, My carbon copy of a big momenzt is terribly slow, how can I speed hiim up- I've tried seltting back the clock. Anxious. X 5 P Anxious, Take him up to St. An- drew's where they charge you 31.50 for one night's dancing. If he doesn't get all hot and bothered aboutt that nothing else will sltir him, therefore take him down to the dock, back him up to the edge, and give him a genitle push. WIRELESS NOTES CBy our Radio VVrecks-pert. Mr. O. ECKCersleyD I have received many let- ters .askitng me to devote an article to ,a three-valve set, capable of cutting out 5GB and the piano down the street at the s-ame time. I cannot do better than to give you a description of the Sanittary Three which is a modification of the well- known BalloonTyred Four , New valves for broken Cdownl hearts. CI-ford actionl being in fact, the latter set with the kick sttfart and side curttain eliminaiton. Now for dreotions. First take the four valve set and saw into four partsg add pepper and salt and heat in a slow oven till the smell is something awful. Then take a piece of wire st.retc'h- ing from the Cty Hlall to the Nationwal Club. A htalt being made here to allow the traffic to pass, and the en- gine to cool. Wirid the wire around a 12 inch gas main. If you are tall and skinny eat Crisco, it's shortening. If your manicure set does not include one of these a cheap model can be obtained any night Caftter the police- mian has passedl by digging in a busy thoroughfare. The co-il obtained in this manner is joined in parallel with the first valve and the transgres- sor. Instead of the usual ca-tswhiskers and cryst1al de- flector, a small portion of cheese fresfttaurant sizeb and a poker Cm-other-in-law sizel will be found extremely deli- cate. As it is usual to have one or two condensrs in this type of set, the reader should add a few of these chlarm- ing little fellows whereever he thinks they look be-st. NVe are now ready to tune ini Don a pair of gum boots and a waterproof m-ac for if possible a diving suitj and connect the earth wire to the water pipe by nailing itt with stout sfteel nails. Open the throtitle, move the first dial over to reverse, and on com- ing up for the second time, several stations will be heard. prominent among which will ble the police and fire sta- tions. CNext week's article will be on long wave altercation and deception. .Use Kuticua for scratched Tickets. INFORMATION BUREAU If you want infor- mation on any sub- Ject under the sun- sorry, clouds-write to us, Answers: ' Abner CPatertsonJ - No. The Prime Minislter of Japan is not called the Kimono. This is the kind of shirt Worn by Japanese while their nighties are being dectarbon- ized. Helectric CHer1bentJ -The polarity of a Hamburger Chee-se can be determined by placing each end seplarately near some gasoline. The end which cau.ses a spark, follow- ed by a funeral, is the posi- tive pole. Pansy CStubbsj - No, a snark is not a tuna fish wi-th a mole on its nose-for defin- ition send a self-taddressed envelope and repeat your question. Question- On what day did Xmas 1865 come? Answer-Iran. 25th. Don't go elsewhere to be poisoned. Come to the Col- legiate Cafeteria and be safe. .. ...fi 14 101: 10101 lQ4li0QOQ 3 xx 0:0 ozonz it 1 iuioinininiui ri 2:11029 O 0.0 TI-IE COLLEGIATE ' ' 'U' T' ii'ii'i'W'Wl 'iW Wm''U-m'f'f'mi ! For Better Work TrOphy'Craft9 Llmlted ! , Specializing in Designing and ! CHAPMAN 5 Manufacturing ! Loose Leaf S SCHOOL PINS ! NOTE 300145 2 i CLASS PINS 2 g i PENNANTS - 2 S ' l B k f S : SWEATER CRESTS C Q , pm fo S or h Q Q CREETINC CARDS g ! Science, Composltlon, Geograp y ! DANCE PRQCRAMS ! Mathematics, Bookkeeping, Etc. ! We also Carry a large Stock of ! ! selected Novelties for Gifts ! The Cl'laS. Chapman CO. ! and Prizes. Q LONDON, ONTARIO When in Toronto you are invited g g g to come in and see us at our E We Bincl Magazines, Bibles, nzzfonie Streeg Shop I Music, Llbrarles, Etc. Q I A onge treet j i' H b 1 Cl' In business for I2 years on S i ave yours oun . King Street. Mr. Andrew'S Qto line of Com. girls waiting to get into Mr. Denis' class-roomj - Get along, whose fellow do you think you are waiting for? 'W IQ! Q Qi Q QUQIIQIIQUQK7iOi0Q11Q0Ql1QUQlPQUQUQUQUQI Qi Q IQ! Q QUQIQIO 5 MUELLER FAUCETS 2 ! Q ! g MODERN DESIGNS ! BATH, LAVATORY AND SINK l 5 ! ! . 'Q ! The Choice of . g THE MOST DISCRIMINATINC PEOPLE - l g Made in Sarnia - l ! MUELLER LIMITED Q 3 C 4 - QQIQOQOQI i I1 li i TllillitDQ!ll0Q010Q1!illQOQOQUQllQOQlli Q Q Q !QlIb0l 0:4 74 THE COLLEGIATE THE GOSSIP, Sarnia POLICE COURT Vincent Norwood was hal- ed into Police Court to-diary ch-arged with loitering. The charge was laid by Miss we mean Miss M. N. Burris, who Cll3I1IIiS Norwood has been hanging around her high-cllass exclusive boarding house fsinging a speecialtyl a great deal llaftely and an- noyng her female boarders Cone especially that is.J xxx A T-hiree prtomin-ent S. C. I. athletes hiave been summon- ed to appear before the court on complain-t of Marjorie Patterson. Miss Patterson is suing for damages, cllaim- ing to have suffered loss of dignity. Her diary will fig- ure prominently n the case. I :cf if if Following several com- pllainitls from leading citizen-s, John Paul James h-as been placed under observaton. A aqi, ui paiuasal Buiaq si aoeld Tiny Torts' Kindergfairden for him. aft, and hlas a universal joint. It is usted to disturb maraud- ing fiies, and the tasisel on the end has a unique educa- tional value. Persons milk- ing cows develop vocabular- ies of impresslive force. The cow has two stomachs One acts as a warehouse and when this is filled she retires to ruininate in some seclud- ed spot where her ill-manne: will occasion no comment The raw material conveyed again to the initerior of the face is pulverized and de- livered to the auxliliary stom- ach where it is converted in- to Cow. CAsk Herb Halli- dav if you doubt Uncle John -Edls. Notej The young is Called calf and is used in the p fpara- tion of chicken salad. In conclusion, a slice of cow is worth 8 cenlts on the cow, 14 cents in the packing house and 32.40 in a restaur- ant that specializes in at- mosphere. That is all ' to- nighlt, children. To-morrow We will review the horse. L.C.C.I. Review. :sf il- if A local rugby player was sentenced to 30 days for get- PERSONAL ting a rise out of Frog Holli- ' M , day on false pretenses. il f UNCLE JOHN'S V .L--I A CORNER W CFor our lst Formersj .- -1 fl N '- 5 ily- I ' ' A E 4. i-1. To-night, children, I :am going to tell you about the cow. The Cow is a qualru- peid, with an alito voice and a guile.les.s mien. She col- laborraites with the pump in the production of milk, pro- vides the filler for hash, and is finally skinned by those whom she has benefitted the most. Her tail is mounted Miss I-Ienriettla Spink of STEEL-RIVITED STEAM or WATER PONVER AUTO Four Corners is visiting her MATIC OILING THOR- OUGHLY TESTED LITEL sister Mr. P. Y. Dirk. GIANT ENGINES AT SQUIRES 8: CO. ALSO S A C H E T POWDERS. MASSEY REAPERS and OYSTERS. Mists Peggy Burbank, a I-IAM'S LIVERY STABLE ch-arming peroxide of Nome, -HORSE FOR RENT BY Alaska is on a visit to her DAY or CENTURY, OPEN cousin Miss Louisa Sharpe. DAY OR TWILIGHT. Go to the Methodist Church Supper to-night at the Hre- man's ball. The Ladies of BLACKEN'S A R N I C A the church promise to give SALVE FOR BRUISES. CUTS, SKIN ERUPTIONS. you fa fine time, oysters, tur- key, cake and ice cream will AND CORNS OR MONEY be served. REFUNDED. 100,000 Reward For any case of insomniia, sleeplessness, or inability to slumber that we cannot cure. Price 5 cts. Address Room 3153, S.C.I. Send for club rates with Cocaine Depart- ment. SOLIDER THAN EVER VVe will soon begin the first year of our CXllfSi'EC1'liCC and point wvith pride to the record we have made as well as the financial basis on which we stiand. As slow as the lowest. Subscribe now before the rush. Special feature for 1493. We c Demand Decorum TI-IE COLLEGIATE 75 ?Aml Keehe X K XX XXXxxxxNNNY LN! X -I Y fx!-X I Seulement une fois je l'ai vue il y a longtemps. C'etait sa ligure qui m'attira et etant rentree a mon logis j'ecrivis une esquisse de sa vie de laquelle je vous donnerai un jour ordinaire. Jacqueline etait une Elle qui com- mencait at s'eft'onner de la vie. Elle avait seulement quatorze ans mais deja elle travaillait dans la grande ville gagnant de l'argent pour sa famille. Tous les jours la petite enfant se reveillait avec les premiers vents de l'aurore. Les brouillards bleus du matin passaient lentement au-dessus les montagnes si loin de son pettfit monde de la ville. ll y avait la beaute d'un nouveau mating l'es- perance d'un autre jour. Cefs heures appartenaient a Jacqueline toute seule. ll y avalit la petite fleur blanche laquelle elle soignait avec amour. Jacqueline la trouva dans une charrette qui passait le lundi. La petite touchait, a la Fleur en disant: Petite chose blanclhe n'es-tu pas heureuse d'etre vive ce beau matin? La Fleur ne repondait pas mais elle comprenait, j'en suis Certaine. 44, 5.-' 4:-5 J ' 'USA' MF HQ XXXXX G-1 Jw ru ,O C rn E 2 rn L 5 T95 X '14 mwx MQW Y' -l I' -1 'WKRN V ff ., : fixxf xt:-IWQ ' , X' .9 QS f' '.nxlAXX 3 I 6 jj X0 t nw li H it l iq e i X I 1 Jacqueline inangeaiit en hate son petit dejeuner et toujours elle lais- sait une croute de pain pour les oiseaux qui l'attendaient sous sa fenetre dans l'impasse. Les voisins se plaignaient que leurs gazouille- ments les reveillaient de trop bonne heure mais a Jacqueline ces petits amis disaient que l'aurore aux Cloigjts roses proclamait l'approcl'1e d'un autre jour. C'etfait une longue route at travers la ville ei l'usine active mais Jacquel- ine ne s'en inquietiait pas. Il y avait beaucoup de choseis qu'elle aimafit a voir tous les matins. Les ponts avec bien des gens qui se depechai- enft a leur ouvrage at qui ce matin etait seulement un autre jour mais fi Jacqueline c'etait une aventure neuve. Il y avait une eglise a laquelle Jac- queline aimait aller quand elle avait fini l'ouvrage de sa longue journee. Elle etait tres petite et les pierres grisatres semfbliaient etre des non- nettes aux capuchlons verts ou poussait le lierre. ll y avait un calme profond dans ses murs et les petits ban-cs en bois sem-blaient parler des reves qui etaient cacheS 76 TI-IE CO LL EGIATE dans tous les petites coins de l'eglise -des reves qui criaient toujours au monde de ne plas les oubl-ier. Quel- qu-es Vieux hommes les entendaient quand ils revenaient cherch-ant ces reves perdus de la jeunesse. Jacqueline aimairt s'asseoir pres O de sa fenetre pour voir les premieres etoiles de la sfoiree semer le ciel, et toutes les petites lumieres de la ville qui tremblotaient at travers l'ob- scuriteg puis elle allumaiit son quin- quet pour passer les heures pre cieuses avec ses livres. --Patsy Collins. LA VARIETE L'homme est drole, n'est-ce pas? Hier il etait fache, aujourd'hui il eclaite de rire, et demain qui veut dire ce qu'il fera? Les jours de la wie sont tous differents c'est en cela que nous nous amusons. Que ferions- rcus si nous etions toujours heur- eux, si nous ne savions pas de peine? Il ne vaudrait pas exister. C'est la meme chose a l'ecole. Un jour nous n'aVon-s pas fait nos devoirs et il nous faut rester apres quatre heures. La variete est l'epice de la vie. Elle est partout. La Nature nous donne liete et l'hiver, le soleil et liombre, un contraste pour tout. Et voila le contraste piarmi les personlnesl Avez-vous jamais vu deux oersonnes qui se ressenrblent? Non! Meme les jumeaux sont dif- ferents en quelque sorte. je me de- mande pourquoi c'est ainsi. C'est encore la variete. Nos devoirs sont finis pour un peu. Maint-einan-t nous avons la fete de paques et nous pouvons nous amuser en plein air. ll ne nous faudra pas penser aux examens. Mais au bout des Vacances nous sommes prets a revenir fi l'ecole. Nous cherchons en-core nos camarades de la classe, encore les ruses de la vie ri l'ecole. On voit encore que nous cherchons la var-iete. Ah oui, c'est la variete qui fait l'homme si drole. Il ne sait jamais ce qu'il veut. Slil fait froid il desire le ch-aud, s'il fait chaud il desire le froid et ainsi de suite. Il n'est jamais content. Mais c'est ceci qui fait riouler le monde. Si nous etions contents nous ne nous efforcerions at rien faire. L'homme s'efforcera toujours. je me demiande comment nous aimerons notre nouvelle vie apres que nous sommes partis de l'eco4le. Quel grand change trouverous-nous! Vomme il sera different de la vie at l'eoole! Est-ce que nous oublierons les jours que nous aimons mainten- ant? Esit-ce que le grand change nous fer'a oublier les heureux jours at S.C.l.? Mais non! Nous nous rap- pellerons toujours les joies et les chagrins que nous avions dans la classeg tofujours les heures fi etudier et fi jouer.. Qui et pendant que nous ferons de nouveaux amis nous nous rappellerons toujours les Vieux amis de la classe. Le change vien-dra mais le passe restera toujours dans nos memoires. Travaillons toujours, avec les yeux it l'-horizon du futur, toujfours nous adlapitant a la variete de la vie, aux changes auxquels nous ne nous at- tend-onis jamais et la vie sera une route de plaisir. un voyage d'explor- ation au futur inconnu. -VV., E. jones, V. THE COLL EGIATE 77 :SEULEMENT C'etait au printemps quand les pommiers etaient en tleur. Jean eta'it assis sur l'lherbe sous un de ces beaux arbres. ll dormait et au bout de quelque temps il revait. Marie de qui il revait demeurait Clans une petite chaumiere parmi les arbres. C'et'ait une belle jeune lille aux cheveux d'org ses yeux bleus etaient comme les astres des cieux et sfa voix etait comme les oiseaux des bois. Et qu'est-ce que notre heros re- vait? Il songeait qu'il allait epouser Marie. Tout a coup il se reveilla. -Surement je revais, dit-il, mais j'irai a ma chere Marie et je lui raconterai ma vision. Jean ne perdit pas de temps. Bientot il se trouva a la porte de Marie. Son coeur battait violement dans son sein. ll frappa. Marie parut 21 la porte. -Entre, Monsieur Jean, dit Marie. UN REVE -Ah! Mademoiselle j'-- j'- j'espere que vous etes en bonne sante? dit-il. --Oh! oui Monsieur, et vous? -Moi aussi, dit Jean. Alors il s'assit sur la canape pres de Manie. -Marie, dit lean, je- je- -Eh bien, dit Marie, avec hau- teur, et que direz-vous? -,li'-- j'avais un reve. -Ha! Ha! je reve souvent, cela n'est pas extraordiinraire. -Mais je revais que-que vous alliez vous marier avec moi dit Jean. -Oui, Monsieur, c'est tres extra- ordinaire mafis c'est seulement un reve, dit Marie. Moi je me marierai avec vous quand jlaurai le meme reve. Et la lin de cette histoire, mes chers lecteurs, est que ce reve ne vint jamais at Marie. -Nora Logan, 3A. LE PETIT FLOCON DE NEIGE ll n'y a pas beaucoup de nous aujourd'hui, pensait le petit Hocon de neige qui venait a la terre d'un ciel gris. Mais cela ifimporteg je suis tres heureuxg qu'il est beau de vivrel je me demande ce que je ferai quand i'arriverai a la terre. Peut-etre que je me trouverai a la branche oun z.rbre ou j'etincelerai comme un diamant dans la clarte du soleilff Et cette idee etait sli splendlide qu'il fallut que le petit Hocon s'arretat en fermianit les yeux pour se le ligurer. Mais peut-etre, reprit-il, deviefnd- rai-je seulement une partie de la neige. ,Vespere que je serai tou- jours blanc et pur. Puis son imagination l'ermporta encore. Peut-etre je gelerai sur une vitre comme une etoile et les enfants de la maison s'ecrieront 'Ah qu'il est joli !' Si je deviendrali seulement une partie de la neige avec mes freres et mes soeurs, peut-etre fera-t-on des pelotes de moi. fespere qu'ils n'etaien-t pas serrees. Le petit ilocon de neige ne savait pas bien du monde, mais il a entenidu dire que les pelotes serrees font beaucoup de mal. ll serait fache s'il faisait mal fi quelqu'un. Alors une idee epou- vante lui vint. Ah j'espere que je ne tomberai pas sur le trottoir pour degeler sans rien faire. Tandis que le petit pensait fi tout cela il s'-approachait de la terre. ll pouvait voir dans le 1-ointain les toits d'une grande ville. ll s'approcha plus pres. Alors une rafale de vent l'en2porta de sa route dans un tour- billon de sc-rte qu'il ne savaiit pas ou il etait.. A ce moment une mere apoarut dans la rue apportant un enfant. Le petit flocon fut souffle vers lui. Il trembl-ait une minute et se placa lentemeint sur sa figure rose. Quelle joiel cria le peftit flocon qui dege-lait vite, ceci est plus splen- dide que toutes les choses auxqueliles j'ai pense et que je voulais oar j'a'i embrasse-la joue d'un enfant. -Rachael Buchan, V. 18 TI-IE COLLEGIATE - I1 n Illustrations cle Madame Therese V' A V f Xxx ! A En mzYe1m51.avoar qb x 9 roux-Cinsserv. ra as ' La m f i X O K ' J Hb Y Q f 5 V ' I..isb6TXfFEIrTlf9? ' Tod caxwwymire-,H , tw .Q I faismsiinlimg 3 f a ' . gf' Ei, i gm s v 5 , 6249 W - an -- f fl IW f Q 'N' 3 , N ' ab la Q f 1 ' 0 I g fe ' 1, i , H x I b -.nf I W Digggen- F6242 .3 -1--Q CQ-XMxu1hcvrd5f0b'Ye,mv ceTL'i1mErfl'c Pm- son ifcwvaxv, .,.L,oncle llfl ieiiruncgorffu TI-IE COLLEGIATE 79 fig, I i A , -n 4,1 qlll , ' + ' Y RQ , A,W,-,-9, qf - f A X. -- .tg l U ., at Wei- ' Q, 9 -.1 V AS us irsazm f - - '-,V kg . U' x N Q - . X :,. ,lf ffl be - 9 --I - - ' f' W -1 -f-71 1 I .. , ai2Z'ii25ff 3 ' Tri ?f? 1 X 2 A I 1 sf -was , , 1- x Nm, L,,7mm ' ' 42 f f Q EDITORS NQTE-Unfortunate-ly, it was impossible for th-e printer to insert the necessary accents in printing any of these stories. PHOEBE Einmal wohnten im NValde zwei Leute, ein Mann und seine Frau. Sie hatten nur eine kleine Hutte und einen kleinen Garten. XVahrend des Tages arbeitete der Mann im NValde. Er wurde alt und auch seine Frau. Noch Waren sie zufrieden, obgleich sie sehr arm waren. Die Vogel 'im VValde waren ihre eingigen Freunde. Sie hatten nur ein Kind, einen Sohn, der viele Iahre vorher in die Stadt gegangen war, und da sich ver- heirate-t hatte. Eines Tages, als der Alte in dem XValde arbeitete, sah er eine hagere Gestalt, mit einem kleinen Madchen an der Hand, gegen ihn kommen, und wuszte er, dasz es der liebe Sohn war, der so langsam ging. Dann lief der Vater zur Hutte, um der Frau zu sagen, dasz der Sohn zuruckgekehrt sei. Diesen Tag war groszes Gluck im Hause, aber eine VVoche spater wurde ihre Freude zu Kummer, denn der Sohn war zur- uckgekehrt nur zu sterben. In den jahren nach seinem Tode war das kleine Madchen, die Tochter ihres Sohnes, der Trost der Eltern. Sie lie'bte alles, besonders ihre Groszeltern aber auch die Schmet- terllingen, die Vogel, die Baume, und die Blumen. Sie lief gern mit dem Groszvater in den Walid, und dann, wahrend er Holz schnitt, spielte sie herum. Sie hiesz Phoebe,'. Ott lfief Phoebe nach Hause, ehe der Groszvater fertig war. Eines Tages arbeitete der Grosz- vater im XValde fern von dem Hause. Phoebe war mit ihm. Sie war sehr froh denn sie war niemals so fern in den lYald gegangen und besonders, Weil sie nimmer fruher den Bach gesehen hiatte. Vtlahrend ihr Grosz- vater das Holz scihnitt, sasz sie bei dem Pmache. Sie war ganz zufrieden, nur das Vlasser Hieszen zu sehen. Tag fur Tag bat sie ihre Groszeltern sie sum Bache zu nehmen. Die Groszeltern liebten das Madchen so viel, dasz oft die drei in den NVald gingen, weil Phoebe wieder den Bach sezhen wollfte. Sie wohnten viele Jahre zusaxn- men. Dann war Phoebe eines Tages nicht zu linden. Die Eltern suchten uberall. Sie gingen in den Wlald und riefen. Sie fanden aber das Madchen nicht. Endlich, als die Nacht sich naiherte, kehrten sie heim. Den nachsten Tag gingen sie immer weliter in den VVald, zu dem Bache. Aber sie war nicht da. Dann rief die Groszmutter Phoe- be , fast frohllich, Weil sie dachte, etwas VVeiszes zu sc'hen. Es war nur eine Blume. Dann rief sie wieder. Aber es war keine Ant- wort. Noch einmal rief sie sehr 80 THE CO LL EGIATE traurig. Plotzlieh sah sie ein kleines Mannlein. Hast du meine Phoebe gesel1en? fragte sie eifrig. . Das Mannlein schuttelte den Kopf und sagte: Ich habe sie noch nicht gesehen, aber ich bin gekommen, um dir etwas von ihr zu erzahlen. Sie ist hier im Xllalde aber du wrirst sie O niemals sehen. Viele Jahrhunderte sollst du sie. suchen aber niemals sollst du sie finden. Du wirst sie immer rufen und Menschen werden dioh immer Phoebe nennen. Darauf Wurde sie ein Vogel und auch der Groszvater. Man hort sie noch im Wfalide, die immer rufen, aber niemals haben sie Phoebe gefunden. --Marion Brown, V. SEPTEMBERMORGEN Eduard Morbike lm Nebel ruhet noch die Xllelt, Noeh Traumen VVald und Viliesenz Bald siehst du, wenn der Schleier falflt, Den blauen Himmel unverstellt. Herbsltkraftig die gedampfte lYelt ln warmem Golde Hieszen. SEPTEMBER MORNING The world still sleeps in its purple O mist, The woods and meadows, in ame- thyst All bathed, still dream. Soon you will s-ee when the veil drifts by The dewy earth and blueiof the sky XV'ith the rays of the sun all agl-eam. Trans. by Marjorie Paterson, 3A Coll. WEIGENLIED Clemens Brentano Singet leise, leise, leise, Singt ein Husternd lViegenlied, Von dem Monde lernt die VVeise, Der so still am Himmel zieht. CRADLE Croon, softly eroon A lingering cradle song, Capture your tune from the moon As she glides the heavens along. Singt ein Lied so susz gelinde VVi-e die Quellen auf den Kieseln, XVie die Bienen um die Linde Summen, murmeln, Husterng rieseln. SONG Sing, sweetly low As the waves on the sands As the bees throug1h the lindens go In buzzing murmuring bands. Trans. by Marjorie Paterson, 3A Coll. THE COLLEGIATE 8I DER MAUSETURM Es war Abend am Rhein. Der Reisende und sein kleines Tochter- chen fuhren von Koln nach Mainz. Als das Boot eine kleine lnsel im Fl-usz bei Bingen herbeiging, be- merkte das Kind den hohen Turin eines Schlosses von alten Zeiten. Da , sagte der Reisende, ist der Mausteurm wo Bischof Hatto fur seine Bosheit bestraft Wurde . Gibt es eine sage, mein Vater? sagte das Kind, wahrend sie nach dem Turme anblickte. Hjawohl, eine wahre sage ant- wortete er Erzahle es mir bitte, Vetter bat sie und der Reisende be- gfann. Es war einmal eine grosze Teur- ung im Lande. Der Som-mer und NYZ4-4' s,.Kff,Ze, Zfz Kai!! , ' V si' -. ' J-1 4-If a e , , 1' - ,ff-,-3:2 . S.: 'ffl lr . - - - .- D M Herbst waren so regnerisch, dasz im XYinter das Korn nicht gewachsen war. Nun, dieser Bischof, Bischof l-latto, hatte viel Korn, weil er eine gute Ernte dvas vorige Jahr gehabt hatte. Die armen Leute kamen von fern und nah aber der bose Bischof wollte nicht auf ihre Sagen vom Leide horchen. Ezines Tages sagte man, dasz end- lich der Bischof den Armen helfen wolle. Das machte Freude uberall und die Leuite dachten, dasz er ja nicht so scfhlimm sei, aber sie wuszten nichlt den Plan von dem schlauen lustigen Hatto. Als alle Leute 'in seiner Sc-heune zusam- mengekommen waren, machte er die Tur fest zu und zundete die Sclieune an. Als er das Schreien der Leute horte, sagte er nur, Ich bin sicher. dasz dlas Land mir danken sollte, denn ich habe es von vielen Mausen, die das Korn essen. fi-eigeinachvtf' Diese Nacht schlief der Bischof wie ein unschuldiger Mann. aber Bischof Hatto schlief niemals wie- der. Am nachsten Morgen war er erschrekt zu sehen, sein Bild war vom Rahmen von den Mausen genagt Worden. Dann kam ein Dielner, um ihm zu sagen, dasz die Mause all sein Korn in den speichern verschlungen hatten. Ein anderer blasz vor Furcht kam gelaufen, Der liebe Gott vergebe Sie, schrie er, tausende Mause kommen. Also, der Bischof wurde sehr erschrekt und lief von einem Zimmer zum anderen, bis es ihm einfiel, dasz er in seinem Turme am Rhein sicher sein werde. Aber nicht in seinem Turme, orbwohl derselbe hoch und steil war, konnte er sie entkommen. Die lllause folgten ihm zum Turme, sie schxvammen den Flusz und klet-terten die Mauern hinauf. Der Bischof floh zum Ober- sten Zimmer aber Mause klamen immer. Direkt zum Bischof Hatto kamen sie und sie fraszen ihn auf. ln seinem, eigenen Turme am Rhein konnte er nicht das Urteil des Her- ron entkommen. a Und so sagte der Reisende, das ist die Sage vom Mauseturmf' Sie konnten ihn noch se'hen. Das Kind bildete sich ihn ein, als er von Mausen wimmelte und sie schau- derte. Es ist nicht eine hubsche Sage , sagte sie leise. -Rachel Buchan, V. 82 TI-IE COLLEGIATE JTIQLLE , f Q C 5- -' - . is , 3 -rg 4, Qlt in - PN XX 4 ffm: y t . 'dh' f rr .. If ig 0 115 Qzflg, e-.JJ -I X .9 If 6 X . M 255 in ti f 0 .. i ' ' s- . l , zs y 1 4 9 ,L 1 'I ---oe'-- 'g .L' F1 ,nh 1 4. 3 -fag., - LL-.- 1-.-W -.J--+3 -f 4u-r- 2 Q 'Q,,Ilg,L XMF5-'vELm-omii-1 X qi' X plerfulfbd-,ZEZ ' ifuouif f-35, -':. 5f, iIj'L'KT 2 MTA ... -,wi 1 ? ,Et N . ,H gzfl- 'Q 2 g X E, ' I up-A - -' f Wi t - t ' frf 4 if 1 ittfllt l ' - E i :mfr 1 lf at l ' Liuvqsf '- L l fn ii -I .W Ill l : , itll if . The sciences are said, and they are truly said, to haue a mutual connection, that anyone of them may be the better understood for an insight into the rest. ' -Bishop Horsely. Prof. Nosenbloom has just exhibit-ed to the Royal Academy his patent Cigar Lighter tall rights reservedl and here we have a plhoto of his marvel- l-ous machine just before it revolutionized the industry. Standing below the platform are a few visiting scientlists, including Eight ball Jones, the famous negro mathematician, and also Carl Campus, the bored Collegian, on the left. Wfihen the Prof. winds the clock fab the clock begins to run and Uhus empties the watering can on the flower, which grows up, moving the paddle tbl and forcing the paring knife tcj to cut the string and let the Hat iron fall. XVIhen the unsuspecting feline feels the iimpact of the weight on her tail at fdj she reads the sign and star-ts for home. This movement yanks over the lever and lights the match on the sandpaper at Qfj. Tfhus the cigar at Qgj is lit and beting on a moveable holder slides into the ultimate consum- ers mouth, who has been at Chl waiting. Prof. Nlosenbllofom, vvlho has concentrated his meiighfty brain for years on this project, says that hlis lighter has no drawbacks, for by the undisput- a'ble authority of the binfomial theorem it can be used either in wartime or peace and also by a few alterations can be usedl either to milk a cow or to exterminate the bothersome gad-fly in Armenia it may be said that the only drawback is feeding and bandaginlg the eat. THE MOTOR FUEL PROBLEM Even now the imaginary approach of a gasoline famine disturbs our slumbers and visions of motorless highways cast their shadows across our dreams and haunt our Waking hours. To many minds, the peace of mankind hinges upon a plentiful supply of petroleum, equitably dis- rtnibuted throughout the world. lt has become a national necessity, THE COLLEGIATE 83 both in peace and war. Lord Cur- zon once stated that the Allies rode to victory in the Great War on a flood of oil. From time to time, dismal prophets have said that our present crude oil supplies are not adequate to meet the ever-increas- ing automobile demand. It was only three years ago that t-hey stated the W-orld's supply would be ex- hausted insiiide of six years. But since tfhat tlime, Seminole, Santa Fe, and more recently West Texas have poured their abundant supplies upon tihe market. Tche result has been a complete dlemoral'ization of crude oiil pr-ices and the piling up of im- mense quantities of crude in storage The motor car and the oil industry ofthe world are vitally dependent on one another. To operate the present thir-ty million motor cars re- quires over I6 blillion U.S. gallons of gasoline per year. By 1938 there will be approximately 75 million motor cars in the World and the question arises What is the satura- tion point for automobiles . To run these cars will require over 41 billion gallons of gas-oline, or in terms of crude oil thlis represents 3,260,000,- ooo barrels of crude-at present rate of 3076 gasoline yield from crude oil. But if the world was forced to de- pend absolutely on straight-run gasoline-that is, gasoline produced in the normal distillation of crude- the amount of crude required would be enormous. During the last fif- teen years there has been perfected in the oil industry numerous crack- ing processes. These are able to convent fuel oils and o-ther olils of high specific gravity into products of low specific gravity under the in- fluence of high temperatures and pressures. By the use of cracking it has been possible to make high yields o-f anti-knock gaso-line from fuel oils-which were 'formerly used for heating and fcontaiined no gaso- line as suchj. The use of cracking not only affects the price of gasoline butalso has a decided influence on the c-oval ind-us'try as Well. For, with- out its use the immense quantities of fuel oil that would be produced in the normal distillation of crude oil to supply the gasoline demand, would be a much more serious com- petitor of coal as an industrial fuel than it is at present. In the last fifteen years the development off the cracking processes has conserved over 1,750,000,000 barrels of crude oil. Charles E. Hughes asserts that the cracking processes have done more for conservation than any legislative scheme could do under our constitution. Not only are we able to convert heavy petroleum oils into gasoline by means of cracking but experi- ments have shown that wlith equal facility it is possible to crack natural tars and asphvalfts, coal tars, shale oils, wood tars, vegetable and fish oils. The importance of these pro- ducts as future sources of motor fuel cannot be underestimate-d. Dr. Egloff states that ultimately it will be possible to convert 75 per cent. o-f crude petroleum into gasoline by cracking . However, this process does not in any way increase the supply of petroleum but merely in- creases the quantiity of gasoline at the expense of the other components of crude oil, e.g., kerosene, fuel and lubricating oils. In other countries not so blessed with immense supplies of crude oil as the United States. it has been the life work of scientists to devise some method for the synthetic production of petroleum. This is particularly true of Germany where much 'inter- est has been shown lately in the pro- cess of Dr. Bergius for making pet- roleum out of coal. Even before the war, Bergifus saw the danger tio his own country and other countries lurking in the dependence of one nation upon another for a supply of petroleum. For th.irteen years he laboured in the effort to make oil out of coal and at las-t he succeeded. In normal bituminous coal the ratio of carbon to hydrogen is approxim- ately I6 to I, While in petr-oleum the ratio 'is 8 to I. Thus in the conver- sion of coal to oil it is necessary to THE COLLEGIATE IQOQUQ Q QOH QUQOQUQUQ In ihillilbillihitll ul Q 11 Q if ,0Q Sarnia Olnllvgiair Zlnntitute anh 2 ri li , DAY CLASSES The School is under the mianiargement of the Board of Education and the i Advisory-Vo-catiionial Committee. . S Instruction is offered in Day and Evening Classes in acad-emicland vocla- ! tion.al courses of study. All day Courses provide a liberal education in English, ! Matheimatios, Science, History awnd Geography. Additional subjects are offered ' to suit the requirements of the student. The followling notes will be found I helpful and should afford guidance to parents and pupils. ACADEMIC COURSES-These prepare can-didiates for entrance to the Normal Schools, the Universities, and Professionial Schools. Attendance for four years or more is required tocoinplete these courses. VOCATIONAL COURSES--These prepare boys aind girls for commercial. business, industrial and home making pursuits. The program of the Commercial Course requires three years for its completion. Special Courses in commercial subjects may be completed in one year by students who have the equivalent of two or more years of work in other departments. Tech-nical an-d industr-ia.l Courses are offered in Drafting, Machine Shop Practice, Woodworking, Auto Mechanics and Electricity. The Practiciail Arts Clourse for girls prepares for scientific home mianagement and includes Dress-making, Millinery, Home Nursing, Cooking, and Apiplied Art. Three or more years attendance is recommended for all day pupils. CONDITIONS OF ADMISSION The Entrance Certificate or its equivalent is required for all regular courses. Under special conditions pupils with Senior Fourth Book standing may be admitted to a preliminary course in the Technical Department if judged able to undertake the work. EVENING CLASSES Evening Classes will open in 'October and continue until the end of March. During 1928-29 instruction was given in the following subjects:- Arts and Crafts, Auto Mechanics, Bookkeeping, Carpentry, Cooking, Dietetics, Drafting, Dre-ssmiaking. Electricity, Elementary English, Gymniasium and Swinimng, Home Nursing, Machine Shop Practice, Math-emat-ic's, Millinery, Oxy-acetylene Welding, Plumbing, Sewing, Show Card Writiing, Stenography, Telegrla-phy, Typewriting, Woioidworkirng. Ovther courses of vocational value may be op-ened upon application, pro- vided there is a sufficient enrolment. Enrolunennt takes place during the first week in Ooto-ber. Nom-inal fees are charged for the Night Classes. All courses offered have the approval of the Provinicial Dep-artment of Education. C. B. LEAVER, F. C. ASBURY, Chairnrain Board of Education. Principal, GEO. BROWN, VV. I. BATTEN, ' Chairman Vocational Committee. Secretary Board of Education. W. A. GOODBURN, Treasurer Board of Education. Q 0.0 84 THE. CO LLEGIATE. double the hydrogen. After many failures, Bergius succeeded in doing this by pumping hydrogen under e- normous pressure into a paste of powdered coal and tar, which was heated in a steel vessel to about 450 degrees C. The resulting product very closely resembles crude petroleum and sev- eral pllan-ts are now operating in Germ-any utilizing thlis proce-ss. However, its use in this country would be prohibitive at present on account of the abundance and low price of crude oil. Other promising sources of obltainin-g petroleum sufb- stitutes from coal lie in the carboni- zati-on -of coal, including the gas manufacturing and cokin-g indus- tries, and the more recent develop- ment of low temperature carboniza- tion with its increased yield of tars. On the ot'her hand, recent work by Franz Fisciher, also of Germany, has demonstrated the possibility of the comp-lete gasification of coal with subsequent conversion of this gas into alcohols or hydr-ocarbons. Many people look to the extraction of oil from shales and tar sands when our petroleum resources are depleted. Although the United States and other countries posse-ss immense quantities of shale, experts are inclined to give it secon-d place in comparison with coal as a prob- able future source of petroleum. Again there is the possibility of us- ing alcolhol as a partial source of motor fuel. The United States Navy has demonstrated that it is a superior aviation fuel when mixed with gasoline and for this purpose the alcohol must be free from water. The use of alcohol as a fuel would mean the diversion of vast acreages for the production of starchy crops sulitalble for fermentation. It is possible that somewhere within the tropics such areas might be found. fllhis source o-f supply is less prom- isling than others however. Summarizinig, we may say that the scientific devel-opments and pro- cesses for the conversi-on of petro- leum and the synthesis of this com- modity have far exceeded our wild- eslt dreams. Petroleum the world muslt anld will have in abundance. Certain it is that the po-sslilbilities of coal as a basic source of pe-troleulm are only beginning to be realized and never before have we been able to face the future with so great con- fidence. In conclusion, the writer quotes tlhe words of Dr. I. F. Norris. given alt tlhe seventy--sixth mee-ting of the American Chemical Society- I hold that it is not foolfhardy to re- fuse t-o worry about the consump- tion of natural resources or t-o look to the future wlith confidence that science will always keep ahead of the needs of the world. -Norman LI. Paterson WILD LIFE IN WINTER A ramble thr-ough t-he snow- covered woods in maid-win-ter would well reward tfhe lover of nature. Disfcomforts are soon forgotten in the delight of di-scoverintg winter abodes and new friends of the animal kingdom that spend the win- ter with us. For the seeker after wild life in winter the wo-ods -to the north of us would prove of greater interest than our own. However, even our own woods offer a good field for observing wild life and would prove a deliglht-ful surprise to one who visits tihefm for the first time. Cn first entering the woods, one is aware only of stillness-dee-p in- tense silence brooding over all living things. Ins-tinctively conversation is hushed and you tread with lighter step, fearful of disturbing some anlimal in his long winter sleep. But, once asleep, the animals, like the bear, raccoon, and woodchuck, that hibernvate for the winter, are THE CO LL EGIATE 85 unconcerned whether or not intrud- ers step lightly. They sleep on in utter oblivion unvtfil spring finds them again ready to start a new year. These lf-oresighted anim-als eat a great deal of food in the autumn and store up enough in the form of fat to last them through the winter. When they emerge in the spring, they are very thin and ravenouslfy hungry but otherwise none the worse for the long fast. The stillness of the woods is fre- quen.tly broken by the merry chatter of the gray or black squirrel, peering at any intruders and scolding them 'in his own tongue. There is a pe- culiar attraction in the antics and chatter of this little animal that would .surely be missed from our woods. The only preparation that some squirrels make for the winter is the hoarding of nuts, pine cones and other foods which they carefully hide in a holl-ow tree or stump long before cold weather begins. Other squirrels, as well as the chlipmunk pass the winter aslep on a bed of matted leaves, only waking for brief intervals of sunshine and play. Your attention might be attracted skyward by the fiutter of wings or the cheerful cry of the chickadee, and memories of summer aroused by the sight of one of the birds that spend the winiter with us. None of our winter residents possesses the cheery disposition of the chickadee that little black capped bird that displays a friendly spiriit by visiting trees and orchards near our homes. Unless some kind pers-on feeds the chickadee on crumbs or scraps, its food consis'ts of the eggs and larvae of insects that are desitructive to trees. The snow bunltng is another smlall bird comm-on in this district during the winter. It feeds on the seeds of weeds which project above the snow so like the chickadee it is very beneficial. Another snow bird, als-o a seed-eater comes down to ns from the Labrador and Hudson Bay regions. VVe know this bird as the tree sparrow, although it is usually found in low shrub-bery or on the ground. A new visitor to this part of Canada and one which seems to migra-te spasmodically is the star- ling. This bird is a native of Eng- land, and like the sparrow is increas- ing in ominous numbers. Although beneficial in most respects, never- theless its increase in numbers is not favorably looked upon by those who have studied the bird. T-he starlfing is a bird somewhat larger than the sparrow, bluish-black in colour and called a starling because of the faot that its back is irregular- ly dotted with iride-scent starry specks. If a visitor to the woods in the winter should happen to peer into a half-buried hollow log or stump, he might be rather surprised to see a br-own and yellow butterfiy, be- wildered by the unaccustomed light. A very fe'vv butterflies spend the winter in the adult form, surprising many people by their occasional ap- pearance in january or February. The Monarch Butterfly displays a- mazing powers of fi4ight in its annual migration to a warmer climate. lt has been seen, within recent years. during the long flight across Lake Erie. These butterflies, however, are very exceptional, since most butterflies pass the winter in the pupa stage. The lliveliesit animal in the woods duning the winter time is the com- mon cottonftail rabbit. lt may still be seen hopping quite gayly, across fields and among trees long after most other animals have taken shel- ter for the winter. VVin'ter has no terrors for the rabbit, it trusts to Providence that food will be forth- coming when required. ln the win- ter the rabbiit l-ives on bark, tender shoots of bushes and any green f-olods it may find under the snow. When shelter is needed it takes refuge in a Uhfi-cket or 'hedge of brambles. Other varied and interesting resi- de-nits of the woods may be studied to our benefit. Yet in nearly all forms, there is fo-und the same wis- dom and foresight in preparing food 86 THE CO LL EGIATE and shel-ter for the cold season. The life history of most animals reveals the exiistence of almost unbelieve- able instincts and powers where we would least expect to find them. The insltinct of migratory birds that find their way year after year, over the same course to the same place, the wisdom of hibernating animals in storing enough food to las-t them during the winter, and the cunning of the rabbit that always seems to be aware, even when asleep, of the approach of its greatest enemy. the fox, all are part of one of thcnrost fascinatjing studies there is-the true romance of animal life. Margaret Hughes, V. O She was only the science master's daughter but she sure had some hot retorfts. I O AVIATION IN CANADA lit is no small wonider that Canada is termed the Home of Aviation. Owing to the natural land conditions of t'he country, Can-ada has more need for the development of aviation than any other civilized country. A great portion of Canada is heavily wooded and presents a barrier to tra.nsp'ort1atiion that is very difficult to overcome. But Aviation has given us a means of hurdling this obs-tacle wit-h ease, and with a great saving of time over any other form of transportation. The aeroplane has proven in other co-untries that it is fast becoming a staple means of transporting people and merchant dise, and very wide field is provided for it in a country covered with for- ests, lakes and mountains. Une of the greatest problems in Canada is the protectiion oz the for- ests from the fire menace. Owing to the size of the country this is a stupendous task, and the aeroplane has proven that it is most sensible and practlical for this purpose. It can cover a distance faster than any other machine so far developed in this age of science, and is not hin- dered in the least by the natural barriers which are so prominent a feature of Canadian landscape- namely forests, lakes and mountains. Because of the forests and scarcity of suit-able places to land with the common aeroplane, the seapliane has come into prominence in the forest fire patrols, as it can land on any fair-sized body of water. Another menace to the forest areas of Canada is the destruction caused by the many and varied species of insects that destroy the leaves and buds of the trees. It has been proven by experiment that spraying the trees in the affected areas by aeroplane can decisively stop the headway of these insects and thus pr-eserve the forests. When millions of cords of pulp-wood may be saved anniuall-y by the spraying of the forests, tfhis form of preser- vatiion is looked upon with great importance. Wffhen a small out- break of this menace was discovered in the country about Foote's Lake in the Muskoka diistrict, the trees were s-prayed by aeroplane im- mediately, and it was proven that small outbreaks can be effectively controlled before they have gone too far. Science in the last few year-s has brought forth miany new invenitions that have helped make Aviation in Canada a practical and profitabl-e thling. A new metal kn-own as dur- alumin is being used and with great success in the manufacture of sea- planes for use in Canada. This metal is much stronger than wood, THE COLLEGIATE. 87 weight for weight, and is being used in t-he construction of the struts and pontoons of these planes. Xvhen used in the man-ufacture of the struts, it adds strength, durability, and safety, and cuts down the weight of the plane. Wfhen used in construction of the pontoons, it will neither soak up water and add un- necessary weight nor is it affected by water, as are pontoons of wood. Wooden pontoons soon rot and be- come water-logged, and must be re- placed. This is not necessary with metal Hoats. Cwing to the varied altitude in Canadla the range of temperature is very great and special types of motors must be used. After very exhaustive experi-ments with many types, the radial air-cooled engine has been found to be the most e- fficient. Tlh-is type is built in models th-at are just as powerful as any on the market to-day and have many advantages over the other types. It elimin-ates the danger of a forced landing due to a broken water pipe, or shortage of water and so does away with one of the dr-awvbacks of fiying over a country where a forced landing is sometimes fatal. The p-ossibiliity of ruining the motor through the freezling ofthe water in the cooling system, is also elimin- ated by the radial air-coo-led type. And lastly, the very objectionable gyroscopic conditions that have to be contended wfith when using a motor of the rotary type are also done away with. Invenlt-ors have for a long time dreamed of air-travel for every- body: of planes rising vertically from, anfd descending upon flat-'top roofs. By the latest invention, the aultogiro, a grelat development to- wards the dfay when the flying machine will rise vertically fr-om the gr-ound and descend in a like manner, has been made. The in- ven-tor, a young Spaniard, Juan de la Cierva claims th-at by his inventio-n a great step has been taken towards this ideal condlition. He has effec- tively proven by his Hight across the English Channel, and by a demonstration given at Le Bourget fiying field near Paris that the autogiro is not just a freak plane soon to be forgotten. It can rise from a much smaller space than any other plane, and can drop nearly vertically from very great heights without the use of the motor. This fact in itself is very importan-t as it eliminates the one great danger of Hyinfg, the loss of flying speed. This plane can be landed from any height when the engine is not run- ning, as the windmill-like vanes on the top of the plane act a's a plara- chute and enables the plane to land at the remarkable speed of twenty miles per hour. Aviation in Canada is not llimited to the protection of the forests from fire and insects. Aeorplanes are coming into very prominent use with exploradtion parties and with the surveyor. With it explorers have encircled the globe and Hown numerous times to the North Pole. lt enables the surveyor t-o make aerial maps of a country that in many parts is too mountainous or heavily wooded to make surveying possible in any other way. Aero- planes are also being used a great deal in the fishing industry and as a means of transportation between the centres of industry and far-off Mines. Air-mail routes are fast be- coming established in Canada and 'it will not be long before the air-mail service will compare favourably with that in other countries. -W. A. Will'iams, V. THE VITAMINS A Scientific Song fin part, Vitamin A T Keeps the rickets away 1 And succours the meagre and nervy, B is what you lack If the stomach is slack, And C is the foe of the scurvy. Fo when a man dines, Let him murmur these lines, Or sure he will lwive to deplore it- First ask yourself Whlat Disease have I got And what is the vitamin for it. - ' -Triniity U. R. THE COLLEGIATE THE POWER OF NITRIC ACID fWith Apologies to Shakespeare, The power of Nitric Acid is not strained, If dropped gently from the table-top Upon the cloth beneath, it is twice cursed, It burneth what is worn and him who wears it: 'Tis mightiest in the mightiestg it will burn The toughest fabric quicker than a match, His head doth show the force of friction's power, The scratch, and sudden bursting into flame, Wherein doth sit and dread and fear of fireg But nitric is above this frictioned swayg It is but dropped on the flesh of man Who cries aloud when taken by surprise, And is most like to use his lungs' full power When nitric seasons student. Therefore, boy, If comfort be thy plea, consider this That, in the course of comfort, none of us Should drop this acid.' we speak from experience And that experience teaches us to render A timely warning. O Acta Ludi THE COLLEGIATE. 89 , T kj I 5 C mf FV .'.- 5. if :- 'nnu' , i Such a superiority do the pursuits of literature possess above every other occupation, that even he who attains but a mediocrity in them merits the pre- eminence above those that excel the most in the common and vulgar professions. , . -Hume. q 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8m 8 8 5- .c. SAY IT WITH FLOWERS CThis story is the winner of the gold medal in the Collegiate Short Story Competition. judged by Miss XValker, Mr. Alderson and Mr. Keeney. ' -cttttttaactosssrtszscssntatzsh FTER all she had red hair. Tommbrushed his hair for the third -time, then went over to the window and stared into space. The odour of coffee and frying bacon d-id not penetrate this abstraction, and Mrs. lfVhi'te having called him twice finally sent Mary up to find out what on earth was keeping him and to remind him that the train left 'in half an hour. This interruption made him realize that he was com- ing to no decision as to the cause and remedy of last nigiht's quarrel with June. ln any case there was not time to do anything about it this morning and he descended to the dining room in rather a bad humour. Nevertheless he worried through a hearty breakfast, but the facit that his sweater had run a little annoyed him somewhat. And when his father started his usual harangue against rugby as it is played to-day, Tom found to his annoyance that he had the substance of it memorized from previous trips. Now in my day we played all the rugby we wanted to right here in town. VVe didn't galavanlt all around the country spending money right and lefft. And as for all the paraphernalia for the game, all we used were a pair of old trousers cut off to the knee and an old sweater: none of these pads and boots. In his haste to escape Tom failed to notice that the ten dollar bill his father gave him was a five. They arrived in Dartmouth at one which necessitated some haste in getting their lunch as the game was to commence at two-thirty. After a hurried survey of the restaurants 90 THE CO LLEGIATE. they selected one, and descended up- on it like a pack of wolves. Tom's mind was only half on his food, and when he opened 'the menu and saw in very large letters Say it with Flowers , he felt the suggestion too ,good to be ignored. He ordered ,his dinner and went in search of a florist. So far the, idea was quite simple, he would send the flowers .to June, thus tak'ing the blame for the quarrel of the nightt before, al- though he hadn't himself decided that it was his fault. Cnce inside the ,florist shop he became confused. He finally decided that roses were the only th-ing to send but was per- plexed whether he ought to send yellow ones, which would signify that he felt f-orsaken or red roses to express his affection. After much hesitancy he chose the red ones. and hastily pocketing the change the florist handed him raced back to the restaurant where his lunch was a- waiting him. He f-ound that the rest of the team had gone on, and he had just time to eat his lunch and get to the field which was at the fair grounds just ,outside the town. Tom a-te his dinner in rather a daze. The waiter brought him his check, he put h'is hand in his pocket to draw forth the five dollar bill and to his horr-or drew out only the receipt for the roses, five cents, and four pennies. The waiter, a wretched little man, called the man- ager, a large dark man with a face as red as a turkey-gobbler. Some- body, it seemed, had recently play ed him for a sucker , in fact several of them. It had just happened once too often. They weren't going to get away with it in his restaurant, and he wasn't going to take any phoney watches or rings either. Tom's protests availed him nothing. The propietor was not interested 'in rugby and never expected to be. There was no way of communication with the rugby field. Tom didn't know a single person in town to whom he mighlt telephone. There were no late comers at the restaur- ant. Tom was therefore handed a pail and a scrubbing 'brush and put to work, while a small urchin in- spired by Tom's five cents raced on foot witfh an S.O.S. to the team. Tom had scarcely star-ted at his task, when a car stopped in fron-t of the restaurant and a girl with titian hair and a green hat, accom'p- anied by one of the other four girls in the car got out and entered the restaurant. There was no reason why she should have chosen that particular restaurant to ask her way to the rugby field, if you don't be- lieve in fate. Having nearly taken a nose dive over the industrious scrubman, she paused to glare at him indignanltly. Indignation be- came astonishment, astonishment flared into anger, anger ebbed into amusement. VVhen the laughter had subsided enough june demanded For the love of 'Allah' Tom, what's the answer? The situation wfhich they found amus-ing before Tom's explanation became a rioft. They managed be- tween spasms to pay for his lunch and hustle him ou-t to the car. Tom's reiteration It was all for your sake, June was almost more than they could stand. They arrived alt the field in time for Tom to get into his uniform before the first half was quite up. So when the team came off the field the tale of the more than welcome quarter-back whipped a more or less glum and losing team into a victorious one. In repeating his tale for the seven- ty-seventh time, more or less, Tom ended with, lf I thought t-hat man ever had hay-fever, I'd wire him a bunch of ragweed and goldenrodf' TI-IE. COLLEGIATE 9l q 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 O- ON THE WINGS OF A DREAM ' By Marie Tlzomiison -8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 L OAN banged the cabin door and ran hurriedly down the path. Her usually pale face was flushed to a crimson and her dark eyes flash- ed. Again had come that grumbling between her mother and father. It seemed to the girl that that was all they lived for-to grumble. NVhy, she wondered did her father always find something to argue and scold about? And her mother-why was she so timid and afraid of him? If I were she I'd not sit back and take it, l'd soon tell him I was half boss! Joan's eyes dimmed and her bo- som heaved. She was angry. As long as she could remember there had been incessant bickering. Her father's monotonous voice seemed like a nigh-tmare to her. Then there was Donnie. Couldn't that child cease his chatter? From morning till night it was always the same- unless he were sick, and then he was quiet enough. But why did anyone have to be so pestered with foolish questions? Ift unstrung one's nerves so! It was summer and the valley lay in all its glory. Nestled on the mountain slope was the cabin. From the chimney the smoke ascended lazily skyward. The hum of the bees as .they flew from flower to flower, so busily, so gaily, was sure- ly a contrast. From the cabin one could see the mountain-s towering high into the blue, and down a slope into the valley rushed a stream of gold, sparkling in the noon-day sun. Dark trees stood out in bold relief along the shore and stretched back to the lake. To Ioan the darkness of the trees and the silver water had always seemed like some stately golden haired beauty dressed in a robe of dark velvet. She had seen such in pictures and her heart beneath her Simple gingham dress had always throb-bed. Yet would come the time when she- Flowers of every' hue grew on the slope and beneath the trees. It was all a pic- ture of loveliness, of serenity and peace,-and yet- inside the house- The path from the cabin wound down the mountain side to the stream. It belonged to Ioan. It was her feet which had worn it here, her feet which had so often in her moments of pain or anger raced down the hillside across the' log which lay over the stream, and through the woods to the edge of the lake. Here she found her only solitude, comfort and hope. Here was a haven beneath a tall willow where she might bring her thoughts, her dreams and her trials,-a place where she could tell her secrets to the ripples as they lapped the shore, and brought messages to her in their music. She threw herself down benea-tb the willows. Truly they were friends in distress,-the weep-ing willows and the weeping girl. She was sfo tired of it all, so tired, tired. In her childfhood she had been happy when childish things and games had pleased her. Her mountain home had seemed a Paradise to her. All its simplicity had seemed a splen- dour, and the beauty of the stream the flowers anid the forest, and the mountains capped with their eternal snows, had always filled her with a deep ioy. She would gaze far up over the mountain tfops into the clouds, then down to the stream and the forest, and her heart would beat a little fasfter. But she was no child now. The same things could not please her. Immaterial things troubled her. Her dreams- oh, if only they could come true! She still loved the valley and the mountains, bu-t it was at night that she loved them-at night when the 92 THE COLLEGIATE sky was filled with thousands of stars and the moon was so silvery,- and all was quiet,-hushed-when she could hear the water murmuring sleepily below, and smell the frag- rance of the flowers, when she could imagine that someone was standing close to her. Then her whole being would throb. For a long time t'he girl lay there. The sun had crept around to the west. Once she raised herself and gazed afar off across the water. But she was tired and her heart was tired and ached so. lf only she could get away from it all-if only- Then she had lain down again. The night was so balmy. Never had there been so many stars or so silvery a moon, and never had the flowers smelled so fragrant. She was standing there beneath the wil- low with her arms outstretched and the wind was blowing through her hair. The lake bore on its waves a shimmering path and it had come. along this path-a boat-and had taken her away. As it left the shore she had glanced back-once-that was all. They had dressed her in a soft dark robe. Perhaps it was because her hair was goldg and she had danced and laughed and been so gay, so happy, and everyone had loved her and she had loved them. The music-oh how she had loved it, and it had thrilled her and she had forgotten. Then they had left the boat and been driven through streets where hundreds of lights flashed and everything was hurry and bustle. How happy she was! A stately house had been reached and they had entered. Magnificence and splendour reigned supreme. Beauty and elegance were every- where, and gentlemen had greeted the newcomers and they had smiled and been so friendly and thev had had such a splendid evening. Days came and went. Every night she had danced and every day she had had her Paradise. But there came a day when the smile of the people did not appear quite so friendly. The noise and bustle and gaiety seemed to frighten her: t'he music was no more so sweet. Everything had grown mad and there were qu-arrel's and she so longed for peace. She was tired of it all-this whirlg a11d her eyes ached: her head was dizzy and the air was so dense with smoke, the perfume of flowers sickened her. She longed for a place where s'he might be alone, where the wind would whisper to her and cool her hot forehead, where she might smell the fragrance of the wild blossoms. She could remember nothing but this mad whirl. lf only she could get away from it. lt was choking her! Quietnessl Peace! The sun had sunk far down into the horizon. lt cast on the sky a crimson glow, on the lake golden ripples and on the sleeping girl, snadows of the willow branches. ,loan awoke and pressed her hands to her eyes. Then s'he smiled. She arose and went to t'he edge of the water. Far off she gazed up the path of gold. Only t'he ripples she saw on the waters. She stretched her arms out toward the setting sun. The breezes played in her hair. For a long time s'he stood thus. Then dusk came and she dropped her armsvand ran back thrfou-glh the forest, across the stream and up the path to the cabin. At last she under- stood! She had had visions of that other life. After all, vvasn't this the happier one? And this understand- ing had been carried to her heart on the wings ofa dream.