Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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96 THE COLLEGIATE Mr. Grav- That is about as far as we shall go in this book. The rest is outside of the course. Rose, QTo those near byl- There you go, we pay 31.50 for book and they only let us use half of it. :K if 2? P21 Nabber Mackenzie Qover the telephonel- Is Boo there? P!! Vanl-lorne- Boo, who lhooj. Mackenzie- Don't cry little boy, l must have the wrong number. Miss Dalziel- The bell has gone, HB. Sotto Voce from back of room- XVhere to? fSpecimen of Vth Form Biologyj Mr. Dent, Qhdictating notesl- A frog -a-unable to swallow any large-a- prey-a-a-a to swallow any large a-prey-a-a-a-uses its fore- feet to-help push it down. Now are there any questions?', Mary Mclntyre- lVhat does the frog sit on when it's using its four feet? Pl: 2? Ik Pls Ruth, lspeaking her piece at the front with open book on the desk before hergl Miss Harris- Ruth, if you would divorce yourself from that book you would get along better. Ruth- But I can't read upside down. Pk Dk 251 S French Class Miss Taylor- Phelps, give the Pres. Indicative of the verb to fall. Phelps ifsleepingQ- XYho-me-er--er- lslowlyl-Je tripe ' Tu stumbles Il slide Nous fallon Vuos tumblez lls limpent. wk fa: ar Mrs. Urquhart- I don't want to see any more of these matrimonial couples standing around in the halls. Some seem so serious. Simmons- Say Dope, when are you going to Niagara? First year Tec. Student, examining a V type motor cycle engine, asks of the instructor- Does she work like one of those Steam Osculating Engines? Dad got me one for Christmas. :lc 3: rl: :iz l 9! Mike- Did your watch stop when you dropped it on the floor, l-Sill? Wlilliams-- bure, did you think it would go on through? VVatson, Qbehind counter with obligingy smiley- Here you are miss, Vin sure these will please him, all young men like these patternsf' Young Miss, Qbuying hose for her father, smilinglyl- Oh hels not so young as you are-he's a full grown manf' DP!! Simmons- Didn't you hear 'about turn . Blundy- No, what about him?' !

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Tl-IE. COLLEGIATE 95 Barber- VVash, Sir? Twaits- Yes, do you? :sf :if PF :if Ruth rode on my side car, On the seat at side of me, l took a bump at lifty-live, And rode on Ruthlessly. if :ac wk Dx: Ralph- That was the 'most unkindest cut of all' as the poet saysf' Bill- VVhat was that?,' Ralph- I showed her one of my boyhood pictures with ITIY father holding me on his knee, and she said, My, who is the V6l'ltI'll0QlllSt?H At ninety miles, Drove Edward Shawn, IN lhe motor stopped, But Ed. went on. is :lf a: Pk Simmons- l've got an awful cold in my head. sc r 6 9 - as ' South- VX ell, that s something. Pk are ia vs An officer was showing Miss Burriss over a battleship: This, he said, JO11lt1l'l0' to an inscribed late uuon the deck, is where our Z3 gallant captain fell. No wonder, replied Miss Burriss, I nearly slipped on it myselff' as X :s: as Pauline- Have you shaved to-day? Don.- Yes, , Pauline- Have you combed your hair? Don.-- Yes Pauline- And Manicured? Don.- Yes, Pauline- Then you may kiss Fido. I'll foot this bill, wittily shouted dad as he helped XVilliam out of he house. Mr. Voaden, Cpuzzledj- You don't know what the word 'mirror' means? VVhat do you look at to see if youlve washed clean? Walker- The towel, sir. as is wk X , Mr. Fielding fchecking up on the uniformsJ- Blundy? Phil- Incomplete, Sir. Mr. Fielding- VVhat do you still have to get? Blundy- Nothing Sirf, :if :uf va ff Fred- Do you believe kissing is unhealthy? Bertha- I don't know-l've never been-. Fred- Kissed? Bertha- No, sick. Charlie- I've got a rotten cold in the head. Dot- You know a cold always attacks one's weakest spot.

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TI-IE COLLEGIATE 97 Junior- VVill the anaesthetic make me sick?,' Doctor-- I think not. Couse- How long will it be before I know anything? Doctor- Aren't you expecting too much of an anaesthetic? as 24 Pk :cf Clarke, Qvisiting Toronto zool- Am I headed right for the monkey cage? Vlfitty Urchin- Yes, but you'd stand a better chance if you had a tail. 31 P51 231 :lf Donald- VVhat has four legs, no wings, a tail, and can jump over the river? Phil- Nothing that I know of. Rose- A dead horse. Blundy, tdisgustedlyj- A dead animal can't jump. Don.- Really, neither can the riverfl 211 :lf Ili Pls 'llwaits lwaiting for Kitchener street carl- I say sir, when did the first car run over this line? Pedestrian- About twenty years ago. Bill- You don't shay sho',-and here am I still waiting for it. Stubbs tat London Cafej- I say waiter, what do you use in making this hash? Celestial- The odd little things around the kitchen. 'Iack- I thought I smelled a rat. af if :sc va !9 George- I gave that guard a half-dollar for pulling me out of the pond, Ralphf' Misner--'WVhat did he do? Harris- He gave me forty cents change. Diocles- Canst tell me O Oracle what is a pretzelf' NVitch of Agnes- Abracadaba, thou ossodian knave, 'tis but a doughnut which hath died doing the charleston. :ic :sf as :sc Real Estate Agent of Petrolia- W'ell, what do you think of our little city.' Prospect- VVell it's the first cemetery I ever saw with lights. wk :sf ac :sf 1 Professor- These aren't my own figures I'm quoting, they are the figures of a man who knows what he is talking about. Got anything to do. No, You busy. CCNO 35 Then lets go to class. 2C Pupil- The thermometer has fallen, Mr. Dennis. Teacher- How much? Pupil- About Eve feet. Twaits- I guess London takes the cake as the foggiest place, eh jack? Stubbs- Not by a long shot. I was in a foggier place than that. Bill- VVhere was that F Jack- I couldn't tell, it was so foggy.