Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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Tl-IE. COLLEGIATE 95 Barber- VVash, Sir? Twaits- Yes, do you? :sf :if PF :if Ruth rode on my side car, On the seat at side of me, l took a bump at lifty-live, And rode on Ruthlessly. if :ac wk Dx: Ralph- That was the 'most unkindest cut of all' as the poet saysf' Bill- VVhat was that?,' Ralph- I showed her one of my boyhood pictures with ITIY father holding me on his knee, and she said, My, who is the V6l'ltI'll0QlllSt?H At ninety miles, Drove Edward Shawn, IN lhe motor stopped, But Ed. went on. is :lf a: Pk Simmons- l've got an awful cold in my head. sc r 6 9 - as ' South- VX ell, that s something. Pk are ia vs An officer was showing Miss Burriss over a battleship: This, he said, JO11lt1l'l0' to an inscribed late uuon the deck, is where our Z3 gallant captain fell. No wonder, replied Miss Burriss, I nearly slipped on it myselff' as X :s: as Pauline- Have you shaved to-day? Don.- Yes, , Pauline- Have you combed your hair? Don.-- Yes Pauline- And Manicured? Don.- Yes, Pauline- Then you may kiss Fido. I'll foot this bill, wittily shouted dad as he helped XVilliam out of he house. Mr. Voaden, Cpuzzledj- You don't know what the word 'mirror' means? VVhat do you look at to see if youlve washed clean? Walker- The towel, sir. as is wk X , Mr. Fielding fchecking up on the uniformsJ- Blundy? Phil- Incomplete, Sir. Mr. Fielding- VVhat do you still have to get? Blundy- Nothing Sirf, :if :uf va ff Fred- Do you believe kissing is unhealthy? Bertha- I don't know-l've never been-. Fred- Kissed? Bertha- No, sick. Charlie- I've got a rotten cold in the head. Dot- You know a cold always attacks one's weakest spot.

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94 TI-IE COLLEGIATE Somebody Said- The water in the swimming pool is composed of hydrogen and oxygen. The books of all the pupils, if placed four feet deep over Africa, would- n't cause a murmur of protest. All the glass in the windows of the School, if placed in a pile, would probably be broken. If all the heat manufactured by the boilers was saved up for one week and put into a IO X IO double cast iron tank it would be hot. The heat in Detention could raise the roof 125 degrees Fahrenheit if the pupils didn't do it first. If all the bricks of the School were placed end to end there wouldn't be any high school. If you laid the pupils who go to sleep in class along the main corridors they would rest much better. If all the wads of gum that had been chewn by the students during the month of February were placed en to end it would stretch. George tto clerkj- I say, feller, could you take that red tie with the orange spots out of the window for me?,' Clerk- IYhy. certainly, sir. Pleased to take anything out of the window any time, sir. Clark- Thanks, awilly, old top. The beastly thing bothers me every time I pass. Doc- You have a good head, but thereis nothing in it. Charlie- ls there anything in yours? Strain- Yes.', Richards- Then why don't you kill ,em? ,lack Harris- If a burglar broke into a cellar would the coal Chute. Myers- No, but the kindlin' woodfl There goes one guy that agrees with me. said the Cannibal as he hmshed his meal. els 2? TK Y Teacher- XYho were the Epistles?l' - XYives of the Apostles. 214 211 251 X XYhat steps would you take if you saw a lion on the campus? Long ones. :K Mal Come here quick. Hal ate all the raisins off that sticky brown paper. How did your father like your new dress? He clasped his hands- Splendid Over his eyes. wk wk :k Foreman- You ain't one of them blokes wot drops their tools and scoots as soon as knock-off blows, are you? S.C.I. Grad- Not me. W'hv I often have to wait live minutes after I put my tools away before the whistle blowsf'

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96 THE COLLEGIATE Mr. Grav- That is about as far as we shall go in this book. The rest is outside of the course. Rose, QTo those near byl- There you go, we pay 31.50 for book and they only let us use half of it. :K if 2? P21 Nabber Mackenzie Qover the telephonel- Is Boo there? P!! Vanl-lorne- Boo, who lhooj. Mackenzie- Don't cry little boy, l must have the wrong number. Miss Dalziel- The bell has gone, HB. Sotto Voce from back of room- XVhere to? fSpecimen of Vth Form Biologyj Mr. Dent, Qhdictating notesl- A frog -a-unable to swallow any large-a- prey-a-a-a to swallow any large a-prey-a-a-a-uses its fore- feet to-help push it down. Now are there any questions?', Mary Mclntyre- lVhat does the frog sit on when it's using its four feet? Pl: 2? Ik Pls Ruth, lspeaking her piece at the front with open book on the desk before hergl Miss Harris- Ruth, if you would divorce yourself from that book you would get along better. Ruth- But I can't read upside down. Pk Dk 251 S French Class Miss Taylor- Phelps, give the Pres. Indicative of the verb to fall. Phelps ifsleepingQ- XYho-me-er--er- lslowlyl-Je tripe ' Tu stumbles Il slide Nous fallon Vuos tumblez lls limpent. wk fa: ar Mrs. Urquhart- I don't want to see any more of these matrimonial couples standing around in the halls. Some seem so serious. Simmons- Say Dope, when are you going to Niagara? First year Tec. Student, examining a V type motor cycle engine, asks of the instructor- Does she work like one of those Steam Osculating Engines? Dad got me one for Christmas. :lc 3: rl: :iz l 9! Mike- Did your watch stop when you dropped it on the floor, l-Sill? Wlilliams-- bure, did you think it would go on through? VVatson, Qbehind counter with obligingy smiley- Here you are miss, Vin sure these will please him, all young men like these patternsf' Young Miss, Qbuying hose for her father, smilinglyl- Oh hels not so young as you are-he's a full grown manf' DP!! Simmons- Didn't you hear 'about turn . Blundy- No, what about him?' !