Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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94 TI-IE COLLEGIATE Somebody Said- The water in the swimming pool is composed of hydrogen and oxygen. The books of all the pupils, if placed four feet deep over Africa, would- n't cause a murmur of protest. All the glass in the windows of the School, if placed in a pile, would probably be broken. If all the heat manufactured by the boilers was saved up for one week and put into a IO X IO double cast iron tank it would be hot. The heat in Detention could raise the roof 125 degrees Fahrenheit if the pupils didn't do it first. If all the bricks of the School were placed end to end there wouldn't be any high school. If you laid the pupils who go to sleep in class along the main corridors they would rest much better. If all the wads of gum that had been chewn by the students during the month of February were placed en to end it would stretch. George tto clerkj- I say, feller, could you take that red tie with the orange spots out of the window for me?,' Clerk- IYhy. certainly, sir. Pleased to take anything out of the window any time, sir. Clark- Thanks, awilly, old top. The beastly thing bothers me every time I pass. Doc- You have a good head, but thereis nothing in it. Charlie- ls there anything in yours? Strain- Yes.', Richards- Then why don't you kill ,em? ,lack Harris- If a burglar broke into a cellar would the coal Chute. Myers- No, but the kindlin' woodfl There goes one guy that agrees with me. said the Cannibal as he hmshed his meal. els 2? TK Y Teacher- XYho were the Epistles?l' - XYives of the Apostles. 214 211 251 X XYhat steps would you take if you saw a lion on the campus? Long ones. :K Mal Come here quick. Hal ate all the raisins off that sticky brown paper. How did your father like your new dress? He clasped his hands- Splendid Over his eyes. wk wk :k Foreman- You ain't one of them blokes wot drops their tools and scoots as soon as knock-off blows, are you? S.C.I. Grad- Not me. W'hv I often have to wait live minutes after I put my tools away before the whistle blowsf'

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Tl-IE. COLLEGIATE 95 Barber- VVash, Sir? Twaits- Yes, do you? :sf :if PF :if Ruth rode on my side car, On the seat at side of me, l took a bump at lifty-live, And rode on Ruthlessly. if :ac wk Dx: Ralph- That was the 'most unkindest cut of all' as the poet saysf' Bill- VVhat was that?,' Ralph- I showed her one of my boyhood pictures with ITIY father holding me on his knee, and she said, My, who is the V6l'ltI'll0QlllSt?H At ninety miles, Drove Edward Shawn, IN lhe motor stopped, But Ed. went on. is :lf a: Pk Simmons- l've got an awful cold in my head. sc r 6 9 - as ' South- VX ell, that s something. Pk are ia vs An officer was showing Miss Burriss over a battleship: This, he said, JO11lt1l'l0' to an inscribed late uuon the deck, is where our Z3 gallant captain fell. No wonder, replied Miss Burriss, I nearly slipped on it myselff' as X :s: as Pauline- Have you shaved to-day? Don.- Yes, , Pauline- Have you combed your hair? Don.-- Yes Pauline- And Manicured? Don.- Yes, Pauline- Then you may kiss Fido. I'll foot this bill, wittily shouted dad as he helped XVilliam out of he house. Mr. Voaden, Cpuzzledj- You don't know what the word 'mirror' means? VVhat do you look at to see if youlve washed clean? Walker- The towel, sir. as is wk X , Mr. Fielding fchecking up on the uniformsJ- Blundy? Phil- Incomplete, Sir. Mr. Fielding- VVhat do you still have to get? Blundy- Nothing Sirf, :if :uf va ff Fred- Do you believe kissing is unhealthy? Bertha- I don't know-l've never been-. Fred- Kissed? Bertha- No, sick. Charlie- I've got a rotten cold in the head. Dot- You know a cold always attacks one's weakest spot.