Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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TI-IE COLLEGIATE 97 Junior- VVill the anaesthetic make me sick?,' Doctor-- I think not. Couse- How long will it be before I know anything? Doctor- Aren't you expecting too much of an anaesthetic? as 24 Pk :cf Clarke, Qvisiting Toronto zool- Am I headed right for the monkey cage? Vlfitty Urchin- Yes, but you'd stand a better chance if you had a tail. 31 P51 231 :lf Donald- VVhat has four legs, no wings, a tail, and can jump over the river? Phil- Nothing that I know of. Rose- A dead horse. Blundy, tdisgustedlyj- A dead animal can't jump. Don.- Really, neither can the riverfl 211 :lf Ili Pls 'llwaits lwaiting for Kitchener street carl- I say sir, when did the first car run over this line? Pedestrian- About twenty years ago. Bill- You don't shay sho',-and here am I still waiting for it. Stubbs tat London Cafej- I say waiter, what do you use in making this hash? Celestial- The odd little things around the kitchen. 'Iack- I thought I smelled a rat. af if :sc va !9 George- I gave that guard a half-dollar for pulling me out of the pond, Ralphf' Misner--'WVhat did he do? Harris- He gave me forty cents change. Diocles- Canst tell me O Oracle what is a pretzelf' NVitch of Agnes- Abracadaba, thou ossodian knave, 'tis but a doughnut which hath died doing the charleston. :ic :sf as :sc Real Estate Agent of Petrolia- W'ell, what do you think of our little city.' Prospect- VVell it's the first cemetery I ever saw with lights. wk :sf ac :sf 1 Professor- These aren't my own figures I'm quoting, they are the figures of a man who knows what he is talking about. Got anything to do. No, You busy. CCNO 35 Then lets go to class. 2C Pupil- The thermometer has fallen, Mr. Dennis. Teacher- How much? Pupil- About Eve feet. Twaits- I guess London takes the cake as the foggiest place, eh jack? Stubbs- Not by a long shot. I was in a foggier place than that. Bill- VVhere was that F Jack- I couldn't tell, it was so foggy.

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96 THE COLLEGIATE Mr. Grav- That is about as far as we shall go in this book. The rest is outside of the course. Rose, QTo those near byl- There you go, we pay 31.50 for book and they only let us use half of it. :K if 2? P21 Nabber Mackenzie Qover the telephonel- Is Boo there? P!! Vanl-lorne- Boo, who lhooj. Mackenzie- Don't cry little boy, l must have the wrong number. Miss Dalziel- The bell has gone, HB. Sotto Voce from back of room- XVhere to? fSpecimen of Vth Form Biologyj Mr. Dent, Qhdictating notesl- A frog -a-unable to swallow any large-a- prey-a-a-a to swallow any large a-prey-a-a-a-uses its fore- feet to-help push it down. Now are there any questions?', Mary Mclntyre- lVhat does the frog sit on when it's using its four feet? Pl: 2? Ik Pls Ruth, lspeaking her piece at the front with open book on the desk before hergl Miss Harris- Ruth, if you would divorce yourself from that book you would get along better. Ruth- But I can't read upside down. Pk Dk 251 S French Class Miss Taylor- Phelps, give the Pres. Indicative of the verb to fall. Phelps ifsleepingQ- XYho-me-er--er- lslowlyl-Je tripe ' Tu stumbles Il slide Nous fallon Vuos tumblez lls limpent. wk fa: ar Mrs. Urquhart- I don't want to see any more of these matrimonial couples standing around in the halls. Some seem so serious. Simmons- Say Dope, when are you going to Niagara? First year Tec. Student, examining a V type motor cycle engine, asks of the instructor- Does she work like one of those Steam Osculating Engines? Dad got me one for Christmas. :lc 3: rl: :iz l 9! Mike- Did your watch stop when you dropped it on the floor, l-Sill? Wlilliams-- bure, did you think it would go on through? VVatson, Qbehind counter with obligingy smiley- Here you are miss, Vin sure these will please him, all young men like these patternsf' Young Miss, Qbuying hose for her father, smilinglyl- Oh hels not so young as you are-he's a full grown manf' DP!! Simmons- Didn't you hear 'about turn . Blundy- No, what about him?' !

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98 TI-IE COLLECIATE Bailey- How come you're so round-shouldered? Mercurio- I've been writing with a heavy pencil. fs: wk ri: :af Marg.- How many kisses did he give you last night? Marion- XVe started with a peck. ' rk :a: Pk Miss Scarrow- Use Vermilion in a sentence, VanHorne. Neil- I'd like to marry an heiress in order to have Vermilion. Miss Harris- Myers, can you tell me what is 'The Order of the 'Bath'? Ken.- Pa lirst ,then mother, then us kids, with the maid last. Bill- Say Pat., I feel strong this morning, I just pulled up a rose-bush with one handf' Gord- XYhat's so strong about that?,' Ewener- The whole world had hold of the other end. :lf ::: as A roadside Minstrel- How about some remuneration for my deserving ditty. ' l Rose- lYhat do you want me to sing? if a: as Hank- Aren't your socks on-wrong side out, Buff?,' Simmons- Sure my feet were hot and I turned the hose on them. Mr. Voaden- Bell, what does 'unawarel mean? Ken.- It's the last thing you take off at night. :if af PF Mr. Dent-'6Finch, what is a parasite? Glen- One who uses a revolving door without doing his share of the push- ing. Lyle- XYhat do you do with your worn-out razor blades, Neil? VanHorne- I shave with them. A if as af :sc Marg. S.- I haven't spoken to 'Wee XYee-' for about three weeksf, Marion V.- XYhat,s wrong? Marg.- I didn't want to interrupt her. if 2: 4: Helen- Now what are you stopping for? -I I-Iarold, Qas car comes to a haltyj-- 1've lost my bearingsf, Scotty, tresignedlyj- Uh, you're original anyhow, most fellows run out of gas. Mr. Russ Laddressing his classj- To learn anything well you must always begin at the bottom. y Oldlield- I-low about SXV1l1ll1li1lg?H . Fair Helen That Helen is artistic, I know when we embrace, She has a taste for painting, I see it in her face.