Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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120 THE COLLEGIATE The Students' Lament Tune-1The Prisoner's Songj. Oh! I wish I had some one to wake ime In the morn, so that I'll be on time: And not have to wake by the town clock, And hear the dumb thing striking nine! Some morning I'll be in the office . For having two lates in a day: And then Mr. Asbury will scold me, And after four I'll have to stay. But this thing could be easilytbettered lf I climbed into bed every night, just about two hours earlier Then everything would be all right. wk X as ac I don't see how a man can put a nasty old pipe in his mouth. excl um ed the sweet young thing-and then she stooped over and kissed bull dog. She- XYhat's that bump on the front of the car. He- Oh, the radiator just had a boil. He- My what a beautiful arm you have. She- 1 got that playing basket-ball. l-l e- Dol you ever play football?', hei pct Father tsternlyj- Young man I saw you put your arm around my daughter last night. Carter- I suppose you noticed how she struggled too. A shapely girl was Mary Jane, She got all wet out in the rain Her dress so thin, Clung to her skin- There is no loss without some gain! . Miss Ferguson- Rose, what case does a preposition govern? Harold- An abverbf' - 3A Every Day A studious lad is our Garnett XYhen he's got something hard and can't I-le says something bad tdarn itj For he gets very mad, Do you know what he says-just consarn it. Doug. Ritchie, a Scottishman bold Is a shark at math'matics we're told i But speaking of history It sure is a mystery, He hasn't been often knocked cold. So's Lorenzo Decou in 3A And a serious chap-I must say, U

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THE COLQLEGIATE II9 Scotty- Ross, what is limburger cheese composed of? Nicol- It's not composed, it's decomposed. :sc X :ef vs A bum had parked himself in front of a Iew's jewelry shop and the -lew came out and expostulated thus: If you vanta buy a vatch, buy a vatch: and if you don't vanta huy a vatch get oud of der road and let the vatches see the peoples. The Difference New Butler- In my old place I took things pretty easy. Boss- XVell it is not that way here, we keep everything locked upf, bk :sf ve vs Pardon me but are you sure it was a marriage license you gave me on the Ioth of March. A The clerk looked up and said Yes XYell I've led a dog's life ever since. sk va: :sc vs Try These on Your Victrola Ain't she Sweet? -Myrle. i'Nobody,s Sweeheart -Dayton Stover. I wonder how I look when I'm asleep. -Red Nicol. XYistful and Blue -B. B. Team. Baby Face -Mary Marshall. My Baby Knows How -Mr. Andrews. The Birth of the Blues!!-S.C.I. Orchestra. Broken-I-leartedn-Miss Taylor after V form French exams. Two of Us -Leisje and Hubert. Put Your Arms Wfhere They Belong -Don McGibbon. You XYon't be Missed 100 yrs. from Now -Principal's Office. Here I Am -Mr. Fielding. XVhen I First Met Maryi'-G. Patterson. Sunday -Bill Twaites. Nize Baby -Mr. Gray. Everything's Made for Loven-Shirley Logan. 'Tm In Love Again -Ralph Misner. I XYant You In My Arms Again. -Mr. Elmerley. NVhat Does It Matter -Easter Exams. Alone At Last --Norine and Mike. Thinking Of You -Bruce Dalziel. Crazy Words, Crazy Tune -Lawrence Cragg. I Don't Believe It But Say It Again -.loan Mitchell. My Sweetie's Due at Two to Two Todayn-D. Simmons. Blue Skies -After Dept. Exams. I-ligh, High, High Up in the Hills -Mr..Russ, 7' 6 . I Never See Maggie Alone -Bob Flynn. Lonely Eyes -Vida Simpson. Red Riding Hoodu-Marion Sullivan. She's the Last VVord -Miss Robertson. :sf as :lc x Miss B. Flatt will now sing that famous Spanish onion song entitled XVhy Should I Cry Gver You. :sf is is vs I pH Miss N.- Do vou wish to hear Poe's raven. , - , is A whisper- No your ravings are enough.

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rf., THE COLLEGIATE 121 He .has views quite profound lVhich he will propound At every time of the day. Ralph Misnerls a big burly chap, ln school he's a kind of a sap, llut as he's on the team We won't criticize heem E'en though therels not much 'neath his cap. s if uv za lliillie in a ht of gall Drank some wooden alcohol, Xlfillie died and lla was pensive Alcohol was so expensive. Mr. Andrews- Brown, where is your note for absence. R. Brown fwriting hurriedlyj- l'll have it up there in a minute. Abie- Fadder, you told me you would give me a dollar effery time l got a A on my report. I got two last week. C Fadder- lYell, here's two dollars Abie. Now quit studying so much: it's bad for you. How to Make Yourself Popular With Teachers I. lYhen anyone else is reproved laugh loud and long. 2. lf your fellow pupil is translating poorly. assist him in a loud whisper and then say you were talking to yourself. 3. Crack the old-timer about Christmas Cheer when the word spirit appears in a poem. .,L. Shuffle loudly when the teacher asks all those who were talking to stand, and then gaze around expectantly for the thundering applause. ' Reply, all injured innocence, the moment after a ten minute con- versation that you were not talking just then. Ask in a tense voice what something means which has just been D 6. translated at length. 7. Brightly volunteer an answer just given. 8. Translate Mon Dieu literally from French and then look apolo- getic as if it were a slip. Lives of great men all remind us, As their pages o'er we turn, 'llhat we are apt to leave behind us Letters that we ought to burn. Once Chris Columbus said The world ls roundu. But to his sorrow XVe End the world is mighty Hat XYhen coin we try to borrow. is wk :sc as VVhen potatoes are growing They have to be bugged, .- XVhen girls are growing l ' They have to be-----f 1