Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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II6 THE. COLLEGIQATE Some say that Red's gonna be a mess, But I think that he'll be a big success, Lets drink to his wife Cwe wonder whoj? I wish him good luck and the same to you. Ode to Red Nicol from 2A ite',. if :lf lil ik Miss Harris!- IVho signed the Magna Charta? Freshie- Please Miss Harris. it wasn't me. . Miss Harris lfdisgustinglyj- Oh take your seat. Inspector- Here, call that boy back. I don't like his manner. I believe he did do it. wk af wk wk Things We Can't Imagine Dwight Simmons in knee pants Marion Sullivan with a boyish bob. Dayton Stover Hustered. Mr. Andrews with his hair combed. Florence Andrews on a Kiddy Kar. I Ted Teskey with a moustache. Shirley Logan whispering very quietly and meekly. Jim Ritchie cutting up. Elmer Moore playing rugby. Mr. Keeber without a grin. S. C. I. Senior Rugby Team being invited back to XYindsor Hotel. Kitchener. Bill Lackie getting athletic. X :k :sf X Daughter- How do you like my new party gown, father. Father- IVhy daughter, you surely aren't going out with half youi back exposed? Daughter tlooking in mirrorj- How stupid of me. I have this dress on backwards. Under the heading: Gas Overcomes Girl IVhile Taking Bath the following appeared in a newspaper: . Miss Cecilia M. Jones owes her life to the watchfulness of Joel Colley, elevator boy, and Rufus Bacon, janitor. Q :lf Pk Pk PH New Scientific Discovery It has been discovered by certain forms that an animal called the .Iackass haunts the region of Mr. Dore's room. This strange animal enters the room in the form of an innocent First Former and then takes on the characteristics peculiar to his breedq The Jackass is perfectly harmless, and contents itself with acting as dumb as possible and taking up the time and attention of the remainder of the form. Upon being questioned by one of the pupils in his class as to the appearance of this animal, the inspiring reply was, Just like you only with longer earsf, It is believed that the Jackass is some relation to the ass which has been lately discovered by Mr. Keene amongst his students. Tom- VVhy did you hit the cleaner, Stover? Dayton- He removed a spot from my clothes. McKay- lsn't he supposed to do that? ' Stover- To be sure, but this was a ten-spot.

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THE COLLEGIATE H5 Mr..Andrew's- XVhere were you yesterday, Milliken? Milliken- I was sick, sir. Mr. Andrewls- XVere you sick with Payne? if :X sk Teacher- Lang, is this oral original? , cc N V - . . , Lang- Yes, all except a few words you may hnd in the dictionary. 2: rf: :k zi: Teacher- McLeister, l am tempted to shake you. McLe1ster- Yield not to temptationf' Pk Dis Pk Pk Physics Teacher- A tin can is an inanimate object. l-low can one produce almost illlmitable speed and power. , . . . l-lon. lleskey- Tie it to a dog's tail. vis 251 is Dk Teachers' Famous Passwords Mr. Keeber-f'Come on you hair-brained ass. Mr. Gray- Upon what theorem does it depend. Mr. Dent- l will tell you when to movef' Mr. Dennis- XYait until the clock says four. 'llhen you all may go, and not until then. Mr. Dobbins-lin orchestral Haw '.le. lloo.p..lelaw. tin classy Look at my muscle from sawing. Mr. Dore- See page 4, section 2. Mr. Andrews- Come on, you hoboes, keep to the railing. Mr. Fielding- Cease hre-change targets. Miss Burriss- All right class. you may go. Miss Scarrow- l'm afraid you'll have to go to the oilicef' Miss Pugh-- Sit down until you are dismissedlu Mrs. Urquhart- Seribbling books at once for your daily dozenf' Miss Ferguson- Boys, get in line. Miss Harris- 'llhat's a bare-faced lie. Miss Nichol- Tear that out and draw it over again. Miss Brown- l'll see you after four. Mr. Treitz-Does not believe in words, but believes in the old saying, action speaks louder than wordsf' 2: 21: :la ri: Dear Mr. Dennisf' wrote little Nola's mother, kindly excuse Nola's absence from school yesterday afternoon, as she tell in the mud. lily doing the same youiwill greatly oblige her mother. sr X 2 W Red Nicol This poem's written about old Red , You know the bird with the red-hot head. On the rugby team hels the guy called snap, I-le tackles like an old bear trap. ln school I don't know about his brains, ln fact, he hasn't all he claims, But you never can tell 'cause the teachers say He's an innocent kid and as bright as day. You ought to see him in the gym, He doesn't care 'bout life or limb, He hustles down our nice new floor ph And slams the ball right through the door.

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THE COLLEGIATE II7 Bill- How's your poultry farm coming along Payne? D Payne- Not very good I've been swindled. I bought three different incubators and not one of them has laid an egg yet. Pk Dis Dk Pk. Dan-- Did you hear about Morrow in Detroit last week looking for the Free Press building to get his suit cleaned up? Bill- That's nothing. VVhy just last week Ritchie was in the new Detroit Library looking for the Book Cadillac. IK Pls Pk Pk Eleanor- May I speak to the captain? First Mate- He's forward miss. - Eleanor- Oh' I'm not afraid. I've been out with the Sarnia Collegiate boys. ' Traveller's message to an Innkeeper- Extricate my quadruped from the vehicle. Estabulate him. Donate to him an adequate supply of nutri- tious elements, and when the aurora sun shall illuminate the Oriental horizon, I shall reward thee with a pecuniary recompense suitable to thy amiable hospitality. A Innkeeper- Yes, yer honor. ' wx: :if HF IfVhen asked how he got out of prison a witty rogue replied, I got out of my cell by ingenuity, ran up the stairs with agility, crawled out the back window in secrecy, slid down the lightning-rod with rapidity, Walked out of town with dignity, and am now basking in the sunshine of liberty. :Ia :V .- Pk In Grandmother's day all the young people looked before they leaped. Now they leap and let the world do the looking. A.- I was cited for bravery and got a medal. B.- I was sighted with the rum Heet and got five years. Roy B.- Did you ever take one of those German mud-bath treat- !! ments? Bill E.- No, but I played in the Old Boys' rugby game -last fall. :if is Pk Pk Spears Qtelling the boys about his recent huntj- IYhy fellows my 0'un let our a roar, and in the clearing ahead of us there layitwo dead rabbits. I VVise- I-low long had they been dead? :if Vic :ac Barber- Hair-cut, sir? Teskey- Yes, but don't make it too short: I don't want to look too effeminatef' Stover fafter the Qld Boys' gamej- IYhat happened Gord. XK'ere you in an accident? . Mattingley- Noi I was being shaved by a lady barber when a mouse ran across the room. :r is :rf bk Teacher- Tommy do you know your letters ? Tommy- Yes sir g- let 'er go, and let 'er rip. . Teacher- Bright boy. Go to the tap and wet your head. A brain of such fertility can not be kept too moist. '