Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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THE COLLEGIATE lI3 A Subscription List There are papers and magazines for all of us Everybodvs, sailors should take to The Atlantic Monthly, soldiers The Veteran, communists The Red Book, aristocrats The Blue Book, tired people to Outing, pugilists Punch . flappers The Mirror , artists The Daily Sketchf, politic- ians John Bull, college boys The Collegian, newlyweds Good House- keeping, and workers in ebony Blackwoods. But, prisoners usuallv want Liberty, historians The Forum, watch and clock-makers The- Dial, librarians The Bookmanf' bookworms The Literary Digest, and astrol- ogers' The Stars. However, most business men appreciate Saturday Night, and everyone is usually pleased with The IVorld. I Mr. McKay- Did you say you had the boys out for a drive last night? Tom- Yes Father. Mr. M.-HXVell I wish they woulcln't leave their powder pufifs in the back seat. afvlsafvk Inspector- Can anyone tell me what LXXX is? Garret-IB- Please sir that means love and kisses. Doc Fraser-'4Mr. Dore what were you in the Great XYar, a private or Lieutenant? M11 Dore- Neither, I was an Admiral. all is X Pk H Pat-f'Mike did you hear the story about the Scotchman who went insane? Mike- Nog how was that: P.t- Ol he bouO'ht a score card at a ball frame and neither town scored. 'gn 'I T b tj Nicol to stranger- W'here are you from? Stranger- Chicago.', Flaming Youth- Show me your bullet wounds. D vp X x: 24 Inspector- I understand, boy, your school now boasts of a circusf' Isbister- No, sir, we don't boast of it. is :af bk ac Frayne- XVhat movement for a watch do you like best? Mattingley- The I-lula-Hula, I believe. Pk sk wk wk Principal to janitress- Look here, I can write my name in the dust on this desk. New janitress- Gawsh, 'aint eddication grand. 24 wx: X as How did Petrolia get its hard name? More men reported for the football team than were registered in the school. PF vs :uf sk Day- Hello Miss Brown. Helen- I beg your pardon, you've made a mistake. !Y , VVilton-- Aren't you the little girl I kissed at the party last night? Helen- It must have been my sister, she's sick.

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II4 THE COLLEGIATE Helen- Dan is a prince of a fellowf, Marie- Yes I've often wanted to crown him myselffi Park- Vain one, why dost sip thus from thy saucer?,' Finch- I do not sip foolhardy. I but test the resistance of the porce- lain. aa fx Q- 2 !! Stubbs- How did yodeling originate? Twaits- I suppose one must do something in Switzerland. Teskey- Have you heard how the automobile has lengthened life in the United States? Gord- Prevents over-exertion, I suppose. Ted- Not that so much but its cut down the death's from old age about eighty per cent. if 12: Colonel-f'XVere you ever gassed? Lieut. Nicol- Yes, but I didn't buy the car. X Pk Iii 24 Don McG.- WIhat is the date, please? Mr. Andrews- Never mind the date: the examination is more impor- tant. Don.- VVell sir I wanted to have something right on the paperf, wk as J- XYaiter to Cook in Hamilton restaurant- IYe have hard boiled eggs and soft boiled eggs. Cook- But I said I didn't want eggs. NYaiter- NYell then supper is over. X :ac va Mr. Andrew's to boy in cloak-room- Are you a student? Youth-l'No, I just go to school heref' Ist Drunk- YX7at did the Doctor sy fer yer cold mate? Drunk No. 2-+ Drink water he sez. But hi tried a whole arf glaws o' the blinking stuff three weeks ago come Friday and I ain't cured yet. La Femme to Stover at Hamilton game- How in the world did you ever get so big and strong. That school girl complexion- VVell you see, my mother insisted that I go to public school and wear curls till I was fourteen. :sf :sf :sf as Gawsh, said the sparrow as a fourteen inch shell just missed him, they must be hard up for meat. Teachers and members of the department before examination time, might ponder the thought, any fool can ask questions that no wise man can answer. . X :sc ba: ai: Miss Harris- XYe learn that dice were invented in Ancient Greece in the 13th Century. I Buffalo Simmons- Ive always figured it was in 7 or II I-LD. -African Dominoes. Mrs. Urquhart ttranslating and explaining the following passage to Vthj- quo simul mearis, nec signa vini sortiere tZlIlS.,, When you have gone you will no longer-nec.