Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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THE coLLEc.1ATE in Prophets ? Teacher- NVhat race do you associate with the word prophet? Irish girl- Jews l Teacher Qhalf-surprised at the correct answerl- Yes, why? I. G.- NVell they always make a lot of money. :sf if 2: :af The Only Way Speaking on the values of a college training the lecturer tells of a student who started poor twenty years ago and has retired with a com- fortable fortune of SI50,000. This money was acquired through industry economy, conscientious efforts to give full value, indominitable perseverance. and the death of an uncle who left him SI4Q,QQQ.5O. The head of a coal firm irritated beyond endurance at a driver's blun- ders, told the man to go to the office and get his pay and not come back. You are so confounded thick headed you can't learn anything, he shouted. Begorra, answered the driver, I learned wan thing since I've been 9, with ye! NYhat's that? snapped the other. That seventeen hundred make a ton.', :uf as :aa af MacKay- XYhy does my girl close her eyes while she is being kissed? Dalziel- Look in the mirror. X sv ss X Ist tramp- I graduated from college in four years. 2nd tramp- Gwan, you ain't that smart. Ist Tramp-- Yes, I am, I was taking a two year coursefy :sf ss X X Brown- lun never going to see her again. Stubbs- XN'hy, did her old man drive you away? Brown- No, but the ambulance man did. Dainty Young Thing- Simmons has a trick car. Boy Friend-- HoWzat? Dainty Young Thing- It plays dead in the most convenient places. :sc :xc :ac as Gardiner Crushing into Library!- I want The Life of Caesar. Librarian- Sorry, but Brutus beat you to it. Pk as ff :ic Bailey- Doc. can you cure me of snoring? I snore so loud I awaken myself. D Doctor- In that case you should sleep in another roonif, as Pk X :if Mr Dent Qin Chemistry classj- Don't you think you are straining a point in your explanation, Finch? U . Finch- Maybe I am, but one often has to strain things to make them clear. :ae :xc :sf X Miss Burriss- Give me a sentence with the word 'analyse'! Mary- My sister Annie says she never makes love, but oh how Analyze.

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IIO THE COLLEGIATE THE RUGBY TEAM A The rugby pants are stiff with frozen mud, Upon the lonely road the senior rugby team limps by Skirting the frozen poolsg their way is lost, Also their sweat-shirts But from the snow patched campus chill and drear, Lifting our eyes to see old Carter's punt. lVith white-fire lips apart you pow and rear, Until someone chews your ear. Out of a fur-coat the voice of one replies, XYhose words make clouds and stars and chance to play V'hen ff A est the anguished footsie cries. 'C Deep in its bed of clay. Ralph Misner. rifrkvsfk COMING SOON TO THE CRESCENT Prince of Tempters -Edwin Morrow. God Gave Me Twenty Centsl'-Tom McKay. Red Hot l-loofs -Mary McIntyre. The Hidden XYay -Sic Tter Ad Astra. Men of Steel -Elmer Moore and Bill Lackie. Poker Facesl'-The Brown'Sisters. The Wray to Glory -The nite before exams. Tramp! Tramp! Tramp !-Bill Twaits. The Great Deceptionu-The Sodalitas' Dance. Diplo1nacy -Showing the report at home. The Sea Beast -Bill Ewener. Ladies at Play -Miss Harris at Badminton. Early to XYed -S.C.I. Graduates. Hold that Lionl'-Senior Rugby Team. The Mystery Club +The fraternity. A Sunny Side Upl'-Ross Nicol. XYe're in the Army Now -HB Company. Tfie Thundering Herd -The Russian Ballet. Three 'Bad' Men -Neal, -lack and Tom. One Minute to Play -Ir. Rugby Team at Assumption. Rigger than Barnums -The Circus. Tae Midnight Sunl'-How Carter. Risky Business -Forging Notes. Tae Cowboy Cop -Buff Simmons. Tae Blonde Saint -Mary Simpson. :F 4- PF 'r it 66 ti KK CK KK CL KK H if if A6 K6 KK 66 SK ii It H CC i An Aristocrat ? Inspector in room 310. A bright--eyed youngster anxious to impress the visitor. Teacher- W'hat's an aristocrat? Boy- It has something to do with United States. Roars from the classg puzzleth mirth on faces of teacher and visitor. Teacher- Explain your statement please. Boy-Wfell, instead of liberals and conservatives they have republicans and aristocrats over there. QPerhaps some of our southern neighbors will appreciate the gross- ness of this youthful answeizj

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IIZ THE COLLEGIATE The hero was explaining his heroic actions in ridding the country of a marauding beast Yes, he said, just about midnightvl heard the noise of a prowling beast outside the door of our hut. I crept out and shot it down in my pajamasf, But Bob how in the world did it get in your pajamas? drawled a sleepy listener from the rear of the group. :nf :if :ef af Scotty Kon Sunday morningj-'5Give me change for a dime, please. Druggist- Here you are sir, I hope you enjoy the sermon. as X X as Radio Fan- XVe get Havana every night. Ditto- That's nothing, we get Bacon on the Rhine every morning. 'lc Q 4: 'I' .4 ., ., .,. The long and short of the S.C.I. and T.S. are Mr. Russ and Tom Needham. - N -i i '- 4: bk 'Q Mr. Treitz- Burley, were you making a face at Muriel? Burley- No, Sir. y Mr. Treitz- Oh, beg your pardon, I thought you were. A Short Poem Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, I need a new collar. A pert protozon named Phyllis Remarked to a microbe named Wiillis Don't call me a germ, Invisible worm- My dad was a deadly bacillus. af wk px :if If you donit feel just right, If you can't sleep at night, If you moan and sigh, your throat is dry, you can't smoke or drink, If If If your grub tastes like ink, If your heart doesn't beat, If you've got cold feet, If your head's in a swirl- . XVhy don't you marry the girl? ' :af af af wk NVilton- NN'hen I was younger the doctors said that if I didn't quit smoking, I would become feeble-minded. Dorothy- VVell, why didn't you stop? Stover- You a Scotchman and you don't play golf? Rose- No, not now, I used to but I was forced to give it up. Dayton- What happened? Harold- I lost my ball. :sf :if is :sf Mrs. M.- What are all these N.B's. on your report for? ,Ioan- Oh that means Not Bad.