Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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IIO THE COLLEGIATE THE RUGBY TEAM A The rugby pants are stiff with frozen mud, Upon the lonely road the senior rugby team limps by Skirting the frozen poolsg their way is lost, Also their sweat-shirts But from the snow patched campus chill and drear, Lifting our eyes to see old Carter's punt. lVith white-fire lips apart you pow and rear, Until someone chews your ear. Out of a fur-coat the voice of one replies, XYhose words make clouds and stars and chance to play V'hen ff A est the anguished footsie cries. 'C Deep in its bed of clay. Ralph Misner. rifrkvsfk COMING SOON TO THE CRESCENT Prince of Tempters -Edwin Morrow. God Gave Me Twenty Centsl'-Tom McKay. Red Hot l-loofs -Mary McIntyre. The Hidden XYay -Sic Tter Ad Astra. Men of Steel -Elmer Moore and Bill Lackie. Poker Facesl'-The Brown'Sisters. The Wray to Glory -The nite before exams. Tramp! Tramp! Tramp !-Bill Twaits. The Great Deceptionu-The Sodalitas' Dance. Diplo1nacy -Showing the report at home. The Sea Beast -Bill Ewener. Ladies at Play -Miss Harris at Badminton. Early to XYed -S.C.I. Graduates. Hold that Lionl'-Senior Rugby Team. The Mystery Club +The fraternity. A Sunny Side Upl'-Ross Nicol. XYe're in the Army Now -HB Company. Tfie Thundering Herd -The Russian Ballet. Three 'Bad' Men -Neal, -lack and Tom. One Minute to Play -Ir. Rugby Team at Assumption. Rigger than Barnums -The Circus. Tae Midnight Sunl'-How Carter. Risky Business -Forging Notes. Tae Cowboy Cop -Buff Simmons. Tae Blonde Saint -Mary Simpson. :F 4- PF 'r it 66 ti KK CK KK CL KK H if if A6 K6 KK 66 SK ii It H CC i An Aristocrat ? Inspector in room 310. A bright--eyed youngster anxious to impress the visitor. Teacher- W'hat's an aristocrat? Boy- It has something to do with United States. Roars from the classg puzzleth mirth on faces of teacher and visitor. Teacher- Explain your statement please. Boy-Wfell, instead of liberals and conservatives they have republicans and aristocrats over there. QPerhaps some of our southern neighbors will appreciate the gross- ness of this youthful answeizj

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THE COLLEGIATE IO9 We Want to Know How does a eatiish? W'here has poor polygon? XVhy did the two cent stamp? VVhere does Richard Park? - VVhat did Roswald Strain? How many horses do you think Sir Galahad? Did Sir Wlalter Raleigh after the battle? Speaking of Cleopatra when did .lulius Caesar? W'here did Howard Carter? Wlhat did Charlie Brush? XYhom did Fran Kane? XYhat did Ray Cook? XYhy is Karl XYise? XYhat did Mr. Earl Asker? v. I, .v, 4. 3- We -P 5- Mr. Keeber- Did you take a shower, NYheatley? XVheatley- XYhy no! ls there one missing? PK Pk :li Pk Miss Brown-'KCan you name a city in Alaska? Ellis- No, m'm. Miss Brown- Exeellent. 1 n 1 . . . . , .,. ., 4 .s .,. .9 Mr. Keeher lin a paeiiistie mood!- Boys do you know what the Good Book says about scrapping. MCXVatters- Aw pshaw! Mr. Keeber, lighting isn't one of those things you can get out of a book. if PK 2? rlf Collins whis ierinv to Parks durinv' elassl 1 K b b V 'Q Mr. Cray- Never mind recalling those bunday-night episodes. Lol- lins. Wie thou0'ht the younger Generation had changed. b . b lb h X Ili :lf elf A well-known doctor in a certain town is very much annoyed by, an old lady who is sure to aeeost him in the street, for the purpose of telling over her ailments. Once she met him on the main street of the town, as he was in a very great hurry. Ah, I see you are quite feeblef, said the doctor, shut your eyes and show me your tongue. She obeyed, and the doctor moving quietly oil left her standing there. to the infinite amusement of all witnesses. Hard oil sounds rough, Hard oil is crude To the ear of us learned It surely sounds rude. But in our town Hard oil's refined So when you're here, Keep that in mind. Ram

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THE coLLEc.1ATE in Prophets ? Teacher- NVhat race do you associate with the word prophet? Irish girl- Jews l Teacher Qhalf-surprised at the correct answerl- Yes, why? I. G.- NVell they always make a lot of money. :sf if 2: :af The Only Way Speaking on the values of a college training the lecturer tells of a student who started poor twenty years ago and has retired with a com- fortable fortune of SI50,000. This money was acquired through industry economy, conscientious efforts to give full value, indominitable perseverance. and the death of an uncle who left him SI4Q,QQQ.5O. The head of a coal firm irritated beyond endurance at a driver's blun- ders, told the man to go to the office and get his pay and not come back. You are so confounded thick headed you can't learn anything, he shouted. Begorra, answered the driver, I learned wan thing since I've been 9, with ye! NYhat's that? snapped the other. That seventeen hundred make a ton.', :uf as :aa af MacKay- XYhy does my girl close her eyes while she is being kissed? Dalziel- Look in the mirror. X sv ss X Ist tramp- I graduated from college in four years. 2nd tramp- Gwan, you ain't that smart. Ist Tramp-- Yes, I am, I was taking a two year coursefy :sf ss X X Brown- lun never going to see her again. Stubbs- XN'hy, did her old man drive you away? Brown- No, but the ambulance man did. Dainty Young Thing- Simmons has a trick car. Boy Friend-- HoWzat? Dainty Young Thing- It plays dead in the most convenient places. :sc :xc :ac as Gardiner Crushing into Library!- I want The Life of Caesar. Librarian- Sorry, but Brutus beat you to it. Pk as ff :ic Bailey- Doc. can you cure me of snoring? I snore so loud I awaken myself. D Doctor- In that case you should sleep in another roonif, as Pk X :if Mr Dent Qin Chemistry classj- Don't you think you are straining a point in your explanation, Finch? U . Finch- Maybe I am, but one often has to strain things to make them clear. :ae :xc :sf X Miss Burriss- Give me a sentence with the word 'analyse'! Mary- My sister Annie says she never makes love, but oh how Analyze.