Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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I08 THE COLLEGIATE Freshman- Say, could you tell me how I could find the Chemistry RUO111?H Roy Brown- Sure, ask somebody. Mcfiibbon- Do you know XYendv? H H A. Kennedy- XVendy who? Don- XN'endy we eat. .5 :fc 4: :Ia Miss Harris- XVhy did Hannibal cross the Alps? Brush- For the same reason the hen crossed the road. You don't catch me with no puzzles. :a :sf BOYS OF 4A Carmen .Tones is strong and fast ln athletics he's in a single class McGibbon too is very good XYhose plunges in rugby can ne'er be withstood. -Timmy Richards short and sweet Comes to school hve days a week, Un the high bar in gym he is very zealous , . fo make the other fellows jealous. Leland XYemple has a permanent wave, lYhich will go with him to his grave. He learned to dance a while ago And now you ought to see him go. Dwight Simmons with his big feet, Can step half way across the street, On the high-bar too the lazy chump Doesn't even have to jump. Shirley Logan is almost as long l haven't it done. is his favourite song. Fat Kennedy too talks during French And has long ago received a front bench. Kenneth Porter is our shiek, And knows his lessons every week. He also is very fond of the girls, He tickles their chins and smooths their curls. Mr. Andrews- I Want a pair of spec-rimmed hornicles-I mean sporn- rimmed hectacles. Confound-I mean heck-rimmed spernicles- Shopwalker- I know what you mean sir. Clerk, show the gentle- man a pair of rim-sperned hectacles. ' P79 Tom ton visit to Detroitj- VVhat have you in the parcel. Stubbs- One of those new portable radios. McKay- See if you can't tune in The Star Spangled Bannerl' and we might perchance get a good seat in the grandstand.

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THE COLLEGIATE IO7 gator Judge-- The officer says you were acting queerly last night. Prisoner-- Not guilty, your Honour. fudge- He states that you were climbing a telegraph pole. Prisoner- Judge, I climbed that pole to get away from a pink alli- and two blue elephants that were chasing me. Judge- S25.oo and costs. P14 :lf Pk George Clark- XVhat kind of dog is that?7' Bailey French- That's my new police-dog. George-'glt looks like a terrier to me. Bailey- It's a police-dog in disguisef, :iz Pk 73 Magistrate- After you were held up, did you call the police? Victim- Yes sir, everything I could think of in three languages. ff 24 :r sk Muriel Teskey- XVhen the tourist arrived home, he fell on his face and kissed the sidewalk of his native city. bi ting the irr Ross Nicol- Banana-oil. Muriel- No, banana-peel. Mary A: :k ai: :Ez Simpson- My, you look snappy to-dayf, ,lean XYheatcroft- lim sorry, l haven't a quarter hc Mary S.- Say, canit you take a joke? 21 P51 X Pk Famous Last Words He home early, boy. ls that so? NYe're out of gas. l'll walk thanks. Go to the office. Detention to-night. You're through at school, lind a job. Pk Pls Pk 211 The Optimist Dora- l see your cracked lin is getting' betterf . 'I . . . . 'D lb . ,, Irish- X es, l've quit kissing girls at partiesy D o r a - Or have they quit kissing you? lrish- Oh no, they're peeved about it.', :uf :k a: i43.Ck ie- lYhat is the best method to prevent the disc iscs ciused by insects ? Leek Teacher ie- Don't bite the insects. as :aa ve Student- Nine, Sir. 'l'eacher- Are you the oldest? Student- No, my father is. :ac sk :ii Pk - How many are there in your family 33 The next person to interrupt the proceedings will be sent home, said ate judge. Hurrah, shouted the prisoner. Pk ff if is Misner- I've Got a Parker pen date with my girl to night Z: pn Simmons- How come. Misner- Unbreakable

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THE COLLEGIATE IO9 We Want to Know How does a eatiish? W'here has poor polygon? XVhy did the two cent stamp? VVhere does Richard Park? - VVhat did Roswald Strain? How many horses do you think Sir Galahad? Did Sir Wlalter Raleigh after the battle? Speaking of Cleopatra when did .lulius Caesar? W'here did Howard Carter? Wlhat did Charlie Brush? XYhom did Fran Kane? XYhat did Ray Cook? XYhy is Karl XYise? XYhat did Mr. Earl Asker? v. I, .v, 4. 3- We -P 5- Mr. Keeber- Did you take a shower, NYheatley? XVheatley- XYhy no! ls there one missing? PK Pk :li Pk Miss Brown-'KCan you name a city in Alaska? Ellis- No, m'm. Miss Brown- Exeellent. 1 n 1 . . . . , .,. ., 4 .s .,. .9 Mr. Keeher lin a paeiiistie mood!- Boys do you know what the Good Book says about scrapping. MCXVatters- Aw pshaw! Mr. Keeber, lighting isn't one of those things you can get out of a book. if PK 2? rlf Collins whis ierinv to Parks durinv' elassl 1 K b b V 'Q Mr. Cray- Never mind recalling those bunday-night episodes. Lol- lins. Wie thou0'ht the younger Generation had changed. b . b lb h X Ili :lf elf A well-known doctor in a certain town is very much annoyed by, an old lady who is sure to aeeost him in the street, for the purpose of telling over her ailments. Once she met him on the main street of the town, as he was in a very great hurry. Ah, I see you are quite feeblef, said the doctor, shut your eyes and show me your tongue. She obeyed, and the doctor moving quietly oil left her standing there. to the infinite amusement of all witnesses. Hard oil sounds rough, Hard oil is crude To the ear of us learned It surely sounds rude. But in our town Hard oil's refined So when you're here, Keep that in mind. Ram