Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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THE COLLEGIATE. A man was missing from the school In a GREEN-LEAFy bower XVe found young FERGUS-ONing himself And eating GRAHAM Hour. You URQUI-IART now the Scotchman said And I will pay you mickle But I worked all day and my only pay XVas a PUGHny little NICHGL. just to BRADLEY speak of ghosts That HARRIS us each day Is enough to SCARR-OXYlder than we And turn their BROXYN hair GRAY. I cannot pay my BURRISS-ter I,m FIELDING mighty blue For it's eviDENT that he will say The jail is the place for you. To the DENNIS I once went My tooth to let him pi-ek it But quaked with fear when he came near For he is OFEN-XYICKed. ' One day I was in narrow STREITZ I tried my car to crank But could not Mc-DER-MOTer go No gas was in the tank. I HARTLY know of anything That looks more out of place Than E-BERLY hard boiled fellow DOBBIN-Salve upon his face. Miss CRUICKSHANKS said your brains I know have long been clogged with RUSSt So hang a crepe upon your nose AS-BURY them we must. I hope that now within these lines Ilve not the least offended But if I have, I pray forgive For now my rhymes are ended. -Norma M. Hilliard sv- .9 XX I Ul f -43A L5 I L ry-s. f

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I08 THE COLLEGIATE Mr. Canard was preparing to lift the piano on to the platform in the Assembly Hall. Day- Do you want me to help you lift the piano, Mr. Canard? Mr. Canard- I'm just going to get a man to do it, thanks. , Miss Scarrow- Sanus, translate 'These are mine'.' Samis lthinking hardb- I don't know what these is. wk Pk ak as QUESTION BOX ? XYhv does Tom. B-sing XVhen I dance with Frances?'l XYhv does A girl use rouge? XYhere is Gleed W ? XYhy does -Ianie C talk so much? XYhy does ,lack McW - toe in? XYhv does Day wear girl's handkerchiefs? XYho is liddie's best girl? XYhat boy looks like a girl? XYho took the Spring Dancers for girls? How much Gum would 2C's Lit, Fees buy? XYhat gave Mattingly the Spring Fever? Xkho was the Gainsborough Picture? XYhy is Ketchum kept in? XYhy does Hugo H - close his eyes? How does Brodie make his hair so sleek? XX'here did Field Day go? Why didn't Doris F break the ice? XYhat star is F. XYl'lltCO1lllJG trying to reach? XYhv does Ralph Ml- wear Red Socks? What happened to little Manningls lunch? Xlhy doesn't A boy remove his hat indoors? XYhere is Mr. K 's gad? How will we pass the examinations? XYhat girl looks like a boy? Who has answered all of these? Mrs. Xkheatcroft- glean, didn't I hear the clock strike two? .lean gkeeping Howard quietl- You did my dear. lt started to strike ten but l stopped it to keep it from waking you up. :ls if is if I will tell you now a TAYL-OR two, And I am sure you'll GRANT I have several good words in every verse Although each verse is scant. EXYART the one that I aDORE Said NELSON in a whisper AN-DREXVS arm about her waist But still he feared to ASKER. Now COLE'S worth fourteen bucks a ton By spring if itls not cheaper l'll pawn my car to the coal man The DURNFORD he can KEEBER.

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