Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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THE COLLEGIATE 107 Vida- lN'hen he fell out of the window did he hurt himself? Jean- No, he had on his light fall overcoat. 5' if as P21 Miss Harris- Is that all the work you can do in an hour? Stover- lVell I daresay I could do more, but I never was one for showin' off. Almira Brown, climbing on one of our local street cars handed the conductor a transfer. This is two days old,', said the conductor. I have been waiting patiently, was the reply. Bob Page4 You think 1ny picture is had but you canlt paint one yourself. Stover- 'I'hat's all right, I know when an egg is bad and I can't lay one either. First Convict-- YX'hen I get out of here'I ani going to have a hot time, aren't you? Second Convict- I don't know, I am in for life. Lady fto trampij- Now go away or l'll call Cecil Pollardfl I Tramp- Oh 'i1n, I know lim. Us the little fellow who told me yesterday to go away or he'd call his lXIother.', I-lelpl help! I am going down for the third time. South- If you don't find it this time I'll help you, old man. On the wedding Tour: She- Oh, Reginald dear, if a collision should take place, how glorious it would he to die together. After a Pause: I-le- Bah glove, you didn't forget to renew your inshuance policy. did youh, deah?,' She gave her life, her own sweet life 'Twas the only life she had. Their meeting it was sudden: 'liheir parting, it was sad. She lies beneath the daisies, She's resting peaceful now. But there's always something doing When a freight-train meets a cow. Little we think, Less we do, Isn't it funny, How we pull through. Those EXAMS. Fond Mother- 'llhis is my daughter Gwendolyn. Such a bright little girl. Gwendolyn- NYhat was that clever thing I said yesterday? Mr. Dennis tteaching about geysersj- There is a hot place down in the earth where the water is boiledf' Spot McPhail- How do they know there is? Mr. Dennis- The Bible tells us so.

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IO6 THE COLLEGIATE Send money immediately I am broke, wired home Jerry McVean. So's your old man, was the reply. llflike- Young man, donlt you realize you'll never get anywhere by drinking? Drunkard- Ain't it the truth? I've started home from this corner tive times already. pn Fran. Clarke- How's your brother the stunt flyer XYilkinson- Down and out again, thank goodness. 'Ileskey lon P.M.J- XYhat makes this train so slow? Conductor- lf you clon't like it get oh: and walk. Teskeye- I would only I am not expected until train time. Cop on Shore- I am going to arrest you when you come out of there. Mr. Keeher- Hal lla! l am not coming out. Ilm committing suicide. Tom- Have you marked the papers yet? Mr. Dennis- Not yet. Baird. Tom- XYell when you get to mine, it's not justice I want, it's mercy. Treat 'em rough -Henry VIII. Don't lose your head. -Queen Mary. So this is I'aris..'l-Helen of Troy. 'l don't know where l'm going but I'm on my way. -Columbus. 'l'm stronff for you kid. -Samson. ' 6 . Keep the home tires burning. -Nero. lt r1oats. fNoah. The first hundred years are the hardest. -Methuselah. llick- lYho are you taking to the ball jerry? McYean- Not a local girl. Carter- XYhy not? v 13 Jerry- I want an express: locals are too slow. :af if if Miss l'larris- Kerr, why are you not writing? john- I ain't go no pen. Miss Harris- XYhere's your gram1nar?l' .lohn- She's dead. Miss Nichol- Misener, use 'cauterize' in a sentence. Ralph tdreamilyj- I knew she was mine the moment I caught her eyes. Miss Harris- 'Class dismiss. Mr. Dennis- ls that the last bell? Miss Scarrow- All right, class, you may gof' Mr. Dore- Pass out. Mr. Grant- All rightf, Mr. Hartley- That's all for to-day, I guess. Mr. Dent- Pack up your books. 4: x Sf jerry McVean- l-low much will it 'be to pull a tooth? Dentist- Five dollarsf' Jerry fafter due considerationp- How much will it be just to loosen it a little?

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I08 THE COLLEGIATE Mr. Canard was preparing to lift the piano on to the platform in the Assembly Hall. Day- Do you want me to help you lift the piano, Mr. Canard? Mr. Canard- I'm just going to get a man to do it, thanks. , Miss Scarrow- Sanus, translate 'These are mine'.' Samis lthinking hardb- I don't know what these is. wk Pk ak as QUESTION BOX ? XYhv does Tom. B-sing XVhen I dance with Frances?'l XYhv does A girl use rouge? XYhere is Gleed W ? XYhy does -Ianie C talk so much? XYhy does ,lack McW - toe in? XYhv does Day wear girl's handkerchiefs? XYho is liddie's best girl? XYhat boy looks like a girl? XYho took the Spring Dancers for girls? How much Gum would 2C's Lit, Fees buy? XYhat gave Mattingly the Spring Fever? Xkho was the Gainsborough Picture? XYhy is Ketchum kept in? XYhy does Hugo H - close his eyes? How does Brodie make his hair so sleek? XX'here did Field Day go? Why didn't Doris F break the ice? XYhat star is F. XYl'lltCO1lllJG trying to reach? XYhv does Ralph Ml- wear Red Socks? What happened to little Manningls lunch? Xlhy doesn't A boy remove his hat indoors? XYhere is Mr. K 's gad? How will we pass the examinations? XYhat girl looks like a boy? Who has answered all of these? Mrs. Xkheatcroft- glean, didn't I hear the clock strike two? .lean gkeeping Howard quietl- You did my dear. lt started to strike ten but l stopped it to keep it from waking you up. :ls if is if I will tell you now a TAYL-OR two, And I am sure you'll GRANT I have several good words in every verse Although each verse is scant. EXYART the one that I aDORE Said NELSON in a whisper AN-DREXVS arm about her waist But still he feared to ASKER. Now COLE'S worth fourteen bucks a ton By spring if itls not cheaper l'll pawn my car to the coal man The DURNFORD he can KEEBER.