Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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IO6 THE COLLEGIATE Send money immediately I am broke, wired home Jerry McVean. So's your old man, was the reply. llflike- Young man, donlt you realize you'll never get anywhere by drinking? Drunkard- Ain't it the truth? I've started home from this corner tive times already. pn Fran. Clarke- How's your brother the stunt flyer XYilkinson- Down and out again, thank goodness. 'Ileskey lon P.M.J- XYhat makes this train so slow? Conductor- lf you clon't like it get oh: and walk. Teskeye- I would only I am not expected until train time. Cop on Shore- I am going to arrest you when you come out of there. Mr. Keeher- Hal lla! l am not coming out. Ilm committing suicide. Tom- Have you marked the papers yet? Mr. Dennis- Not yet. Baird. Tom- XYell when you get to mine, it's not justice I want, it's mercy. Treat 'em rough -Henry VIII. Don't lose your head. -Queen Mary. So this is I'aris..'l-Helen of Troy. 'l don't know where l'm going but I'm on my way. -Columbus. 'l'm stronff for you kid. -Samson. ' 6 . Keep the home tires burning. -Nero. lt r1oats. fNoah. The first hundred years are the hardest. -Methuselah. llick- lYho are you taking to the ball jerry? McYean- Not a local girl. Carter- XYhy not? v 13 Jerry- I want an express: locals are too slow. :af if if Miss l'larris- Kerr, why are you not writing? john- I ain't go no pen. Miss Harris- XYhere's your gram1nar?l' .lohn- She's dead. Miss Nichol- Misener, use 'cauterize' in a sentence. Ralph tdreamilyj- I knew she was mine the moment I caught her eyes. Miss Harris- 'Class dismiss. Mr. Dennis- ls that the last bell? Miss Scarrow- All right, class, you may gof' Mr. Dore- Pass out. Mr. Grant- All rightf, Mr. Hartley- That's all for to-day, I guess. Mr. Dent- Pack up your books. 4: x Sf jerry McVean- l-low much will it 'be to pull a tooth? Dentist- Five dollarsf' Jerry fafter due considerationp- How much will it be just to loosen it a little?

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THE COLLEGIATE l05 Gord- lYhy did you leave Betty so early last night? Potter- Oh the lights went out and I didn't want to sit there in the dark. Mr. Grant- Carter, I believe you missed my class yesterday. Hick- VVhy no sir, I didn't, not in the least. Pk if :r X A certain young fellow named Max Took apartments right down by the tracks. They could not stand him there So they gave him the air For they mortally hated his saxe. In our school there's a young Aphrodite And this maiden is terribly flighty She wears lowly rolled socks And abbreviated frocks Which make a commotion most mighty. lYhither away, stranger, what would'st? said St. Peter, as he leaned over the pearly gates. K'Let me in, muttered the wandering soul of convict No. O09 just released from the electric chair, I just had the shock of my life. :F :k at if Rastus is my bawth warm? - Yessah the wahmest ah was evah in. Cecil Pollard- Don't cry my lad. If you can't find your penny before dark here's a match. Father- Goodness, what's the matter? The house is filled with smoke. Mother- I just heard NYillie say he had Pittsburg on the radio. S1 if TK First Bum- Gosh, bo I sure ani overworked these days. Second Bum- II'hat are you doing bo? First- Oh this and that. Second- XYhen ?' First- Now and then. Second- lYhere P First- I-Iere and there. Second- VVell you are sure in need of a vacation. McAndrew-UI-looray the wind has changed. Convalescent wife- VVell man what of it? McAndrevv- Ye ken the doctor said ye needed a change of air. Pat- Catch me Mike, I'm dizzy. Mike- VVassan1atter? Pat-UI have been reading a circular letter. Joe McKeown Cdrowningj-Ub - blub - elp - lub - ublugsf' Kellam- You said a mouth full brother. Miss Ferguson- Can any one tell me the earliest reference in history to a theatre? First Former- Yes mam, I remember reading in the bible that Joseph was taken from the family circle and put into the pit.

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THE COLLEGIATE 107 Vida- lN'hen he fell out of the window did he hurt himself? Jean- No, he had on his light fall overcoat. 5' if as P21 Miss Harris- Is that all the work you can do in an hour? Stover- lVell I daresay I could do more, but I never was one for showin' off. Almira Brown, climbing on one of our local street cars handed the conductor a transfer. This is two days old,', said the conductor. I have been waiting patiently, was the reply. Bob Page4 You think 1ny picture is had but you canlt paint one yourself. Stover- 'I'hat's all right, I know when an egg is bad and I can't lay one either. First Convict-- YX'hen I get out of here'I ani going to have a hot time, aren't you? Second Convict- I don't know, I am in for life. Lady fto trampij- Now go away or l'll call Cecil Pollardfl I Tramp- Oh 'i1n, I know lim. Us the little fellow who told me yesterday to go away or he'd call his lXIother.', I-lelpl help! I am going down for the third time. South- If you don't find it this time I'll help you, old man. On the wedding Tour: She- Oh, Reginald dear, if a collision should take place, how glorious it would he to die together. After a Pause: I-le- Bah glove, you didn't forget to renew your inshuance policy. did youh, deah?,' She gave her life, her own sweet life 'Twas the only life she had. Their meeting it was sudden: 'liheir parting, it was sad. She lies beneath the daisies, She's resting peaceful now. But there's always something doing When a freight-train meets a cow. Little we think, Less we do, Isn't it funny, How we pull through. Those EXAMS. Fond Mother- 'llhis is my daughter Gwendolyn. Such a bright little girl. Gwendolyn- NYhat was that clever thing I said yesterday? Mr. Dennis tteaching about geysersj- There is a hot place down in the earth where the water is boiledf' Spot McPhail- How do they know there is? Mr. Dennis- The Bible tells us so.