Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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THE COLLEGIATE IO3 She pondered and worried Fretted and sighed Slept not a wink half the time Trying to determine to do it or not Trying to make up her mind. She gazed in the mirror Thought for awhile Fondled the tresses and wept, Then put on her hat, tripped down the street And into the barber shop stepped. She mounted the chair with a mist in her eyes The barber danced round with his shears i One little, two little, three little locks, Fell to the floor with her tears. Four little, tive little six little locks Seven, then eight and at last She stepped on the street with a glorious bob, The knot now a thing of the past. -Norma Hilliard. ! Rose enters a dry-goods store on a hasty shopping tour just after the Christmas Holidays. Clerk- XYhat can l do for youiu Harold- Willett price are these semi-soft collars? Clerk- Two for a quarter. Harold- lYhat is the price for one? Clerk- l'll sell you this one for tifteen cents. Rose Qholding out a dimel- Thanks I'll take the other one. U Push, says the button. Take pains. says the window. Never be led, says the pencil. Always keep cool, says the ice. Be up-to-date, says the calendar. Never lose your head, says the match. Make light of your troubles. says the lire. Aspire to greater things, says the nutmeg. Do the work you are suited for, says the chimney. Find a good thing and stick to itf' say the stamp. M. McCormick- How long did it take you to learn to skate? G. McKay- Oh, about a dozen sittings. Two very pretty girls met on the street and kissed each other rap- turously. n Lloyd Hallam and Ted Teskey watched the meeting. There's another of those things that are so unfzur, said Lloyd. XYhat's that? said Ted. ' Hallam, pointing to the scene: XN'omen doing men's work LOST-One golden hour set with sixty diamond minutes. No reward iS Offered as it is gone forever.

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I02 THE COLLEGIATE Hallam- XVhat my dear old lad. sick again! Ah, but you should follow iny advice and eat three onions a day. They are the secret of life. Carter- Yea, verily, but how do you keep them a secret? ' we: af ak if The meanest man we have heard of was a Scotchman, who gave his little boy a whipping because he bought an all-day sucker at four o'clock in the afternoon. Old Darky fto shiftless friend!-'Tse hearn tell dat you is gwine to pay me dat dollah you owes me. Dark Friend tindignantlyb- I ain't sayin' I ain't. Old Darky fseverelyj- I ain't askin' you is you isn't you ain't. I asks you ain't you is? :af :sc Pk 4: Johnny- Grandpa, will you please make a noise like a frog? Grandpa- IYhat for, my boy? Johnny- lYhy, pa says we'll come into a fortune when you croakf' Pk is wk :if A Misunderstanding Returning in the street car from the theatre the other night, two girls were discussing their favourite operas. .Iust as the conductor came in to Collect the fares, one girl said to the other, I simply love 'Carmen'. The conductor blushed and whispered, Try the driver, miss, I'm married. as vp Dr wk THE OPEN DOOR The door is open cried the boys As they tore about the floor Some one will certainly be hurt Unless you close the door. Now Mr. Fielding in his room XYas cleaning up a ride. He thought a little open door XYas but the merest trifle. The door stayed open, naught was said Till Mr. Keeber riled Yelled close the door, with all his might Like one who has gone wild. Then Mr. Fielding very red Came out upon the floor And said to Mr. Keeber, there I will not close the door. Ah! sad it is to speak of this But still the faculty For all their being old and wise Can yet have spats you see. Mr. Keeber- Does that smile mean you are feeling better Dwight? Simmons Qstill dazed after the Petrolia gamej- How foolish! Why that's to rest my face. . .

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fI'?i,1 s , , 4 -g I STI-IE COLLEGIATE- 5. G. w. STOREY' at SONS, I Cigars, Tobaccos, Pipes and All Kinds of 'l'obacconist'-S Sundries I C.. W. STOREY SS SoNS 167 N Front Street ' A Phone 234 55. f I We Aim to SERVE You Betiern Phone 707 7 DRUCCIST-AI Ihe Red Store EQKODAKS ' 'STATIONERY CANDY Did you ever hear of the Scotchman who left his Change on the Icounter? ' ' Nog you never will. Eg IIll:Ill:IIIII1IIIIIIIIflllfllllllflllllfllllll llllllfllffllflffllllll Illllllulil iilliliililifiiilililil V E CF ee s Garage S RI-:o MOTOR CARS .ACCESSORIES SERVICE STATION Cromwell Street 7 Sarnia, Ont. ' A Phone 29 ssizil. if... fe ,..-1 .7