Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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TI-IE COLLECIATE IOI In the Days of the Bicycle Three smart young men and three nice girls- All lovers true as steel- Decided in a friendly way To spend the day a-wheel. They started in the early morn, And nothing seemed amiss: And when they reached the leafy lanes, They in like rode twos this! They wandered by the verdant dale, Beside the rippling rillg The sun shone brightly all the while: They heard the songbird's trill. They sped through many a woodland glade, The world was full of bliss- And when they rested in the shade, Theysat intwos likethis! fi ' lhe sun went down and evening came, A lot too soon they said: Too long they tarried on the way, The clouds grew black o'erhead. Down dashed the rain! They holneward Hew, Till one unlucky miss Slipped sideways-crash! Great Scott! the lot XYereallmixeduplikethisl - An adventure on wheels. QAnonymousj. First Villain- l'll be there at midnight. Second Villain- Alright but don't forget the paper. First Villain- No, and you bring the matchesf, :af ff af X Mary- Do I need some powder on my nose? Ruth- I should say you do. Hurry and put some on before that Hy slips and breaks its neck. Mr. Dennis- Has anyone done anything to preserve the forests? Hansen-l'Yes, I have shot many a woodpecker. Pk if if X Mother- Little boys should be seen and not heard. Small Son- XYhat do you think I am, a movie actor. Pls Pk if PF Father- Failed in your examinations again. ll'hat's the excuse this time? Son- NVell what could you expect? They set the same silly questions. if vii JF :lf Helen V.- No, I do not kiss men. McKay- That's alright l am only a kidf' X if 11- :ic Conundrums. How can you best enjoy courtesy? Get a little gal an' try Cgallantryj. What is it that you cannot hold for live minutes although it is lighter than a feather? Your breath.

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100 THE COLLEGIATE STAFF NOTATIONS They are Jolly Good Fellows Mr. Asbury- I'ni the Captain of the Pinaforef' Mr. Asker- Drafting, drafting, down the stream. Mr. Andrews-l'Show ine the way to go hoinef' frkfter quarantinel. Mrs. Bradley- Love's old sweet song. Miss Brown- Carry me back to old Virginnyf' Miss Burriss- Thanks for the buggy ride. Miss Cruiekshanks- Kitten on the kevsf' Mr Mr. Mr Mr. Mr Mr Mr. Coles- Keep the holne fires buriiing' Dennis- Everybody loves niy baby. Dent- Here comes the duke a-ridingf' Dobbins- Little boy blue, come blow your horn. Dore- Vin sitting on top of the world. Durnford- The anvil Chorus. Eberlee- My poor heart is broken--oh. how she lied! Miss Ewart- Ring around Rosy. Miss Fenwick- O Margie. Mr. Fielding- just around the Corner. Miss Ferguson- Shall I have it bobbed or shingled? Mr. Mr Mr Mr. Graham- Oh, how l niiss you to-night. 1Detentionl. Grant- Auld Lang Synef' Gray- Hay, hay, Farmer Gray, took another load away. Greenleaf- The sunshine of your smile. Miss Harris- Oni, oui, Marie. Mr. Hartley- Five-foot two, eyes of blue. Mr. li6Cl3Cl -H,l11'8l1'l1J, Tranip, Tramp, the boys are marching. Mrs. Mcllerniid- Put on your new Spring Bonnet. Miss Nelson- Each stitch is a thought of you, dear. Miss Nichol- l'n1 always Cl121Sl1ly rainbows. Miss Pugh- Somewhere a voice is calling. Mr. Russ- invle Hells. . D Miss Searrow- Home Sweet Home. Miss Taylor- Mademoiselle from lXI'IllQlltl?1'CS parley-voo?,' Mr. Treitz- I was only teasing you. Mrs. Urquhart- Oh, what a pal is Mary. Torn McKay Helen Vollnier Ruth Kirkpatrick Tiny Calluin - Marion Sullivan Four A. Gordon P. Mattingly - Basketball and Rugby -Tim XN'alsh Tom. Baird - Frances Clark E. D'Arcy Vive la Compagnie! --By a Lady Member of the Staff. Seen at the Theatres - - - - The Fresh Man. Sunday Xlforship. Mrs. Bluebeard. - -' So Big. A Modern Venus. - The 1001 Nights It Pays to Advertise. Teams - - The Forty Thieves. - - - - - - - Freckled but Saved. - XVhen My Sugar Walks Down the Street. - - - - - - VVho. - Pretty Little Blue-eyed Sally.

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I02 THE COLLEGIATE Hallam- XVhat my dear old lad. sick again! Ah, but you should follow iny advice and eat three onions a day. They are the secret of life. Carter- Yea, verily, but how do you keep them a secret? ' we: af ak if The meanest man we have heard of was a Scotchman, who gave his little boy a whipping because he bought an all-day sucker at four o'clock in the afternoon. Old Darky fto shiftless friend!-'Tse hearn tell dat you is gwine to pay me dat dollah you owes me. Dark Friend tindignantlyb- I ain't sayin' I ain't. Old Darky fseverelyj- I ain't askin' you is you isn't you ain't. I asks you ain't you is? :af :sc Pk 4: Johnny- Grandpa, will you please make a noise like a frog? Grandpa- IYhat for, my boy? Johnny- lYhy, pa says we'll come into a fortune when you croakf' Pk is wk :if A Misunderstanding Returning in the street car from the theatre the other night, two girls were discussing their favourite operas. .Iust as the conductor came in to Collect the fares, one girl said to the other, I simply love 'Carmen'. The conductor blushed and whispered, Try the driver, miss, I'm married. as vp Dr wk THE OPEN DOOR The door is open cried the boys As they tore about the floor Some one will certainly be hurt Unless you close the door. Now Mr. Fielding in his room XYas cleaning up a ride. He thought a little open door XYas but the merest trifle. The door stayed open, naught was said Till Mr. Keeber riled Yelled close the door, with all his might Like one who has gone wild. Then Mr. Fielding very red Came out upon the floor And said to Mr. Keeber, there I will not close the door. Ah! sad it is to speak of this But still the faculty For all their being old and wise Can yet have spats you see. Mr. Keeber- Does that smile mean you are feeling better Dwight? Simmons Qstill dazed after the Petrolia gamej- How foolish! Why that's to rest my face. . .