Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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II6 THE COLLEGIATE Conductor- This is a smoking car, madamf' Y, Young lady- Oh, good. Have you a match? wr :nz wk an Nurse, to chambermaid- Baby's got her mama's complexion, sure. Father, from next room- Nurse are you letting baby play with those paints? wk ek wi: wk The Dog's Diet. Little Girl- Please kind sir, does that dog bite? Colonel- Yes it does, and you'd better not come in here, for we're particular what we feed it. :if if X as The Appointment. Mr, Fielding- I'll see you to-night. D Kemp.- I'm sorry, but I have another datef, if wr :ir :xc Mr. Martin- If you want to make that song a success you'll have to sing louder. Dorothy French- I am singing as loud as l can. XVhat more do you want? Mr. Martin- Be more enthusiastic. Open your mouth and throw yourself into 1t. az: :sc :if ar When We'll Like School Viflien girls have ceased to powder, XYhen boys have ceased to smoke, 'When mosquitoes live on chowder, And teachers take a joke. XYhen homework does itself at night, And our coitee isn't muddy, And everything we do is right, That's when we'll like to study. XYhen exams arrive no more And games and dances are the rule, O. then and not before, XVe'll fall in love with school. Hostess- Must you be going Mr. McKeown? Joe Qabsent-mindedlyQ- Er-yes-good night, XVZOK signing off at II.I5 p.m. Pk va :ic wr XVhat a rotten bounder you turned out to be, murmured Mary Watson, disgustedly, looking for a more lively tennis ball. :if Pk :if at She was pure and white as snow-but she drifted. x :sf :if sf I'm spending the week-end with Marge in New York, any message? VVhat! That cat!-Give her my love ! if :if Pk PK Janie, it does me good to go out to dances with you. Same here, you see my doctor told me to take my exercise with dumbellsf' as ff Pk :if ' Father- XVhat did you do with the check I sent you. Roy Brown- Alma Mater took it, Dad Father- And I told you to keep away from those women.

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THE COLLEGIATE IIS WANTED By Cec. Pollard-An elevator. Eileen Cook-School Bus. Ven Couse-lYife. Dave Mackenzie-Season ticket to Majestic. Margaret McCormick-An alarm Llock. Lloyd I-IallamgMore homework. Miss Harris-More prepared lessons Miss Jones-More heat. Harold Maitland-A French book made easy. 251 BV Mr. Asbury-A full attendance at the Glee Club. Students-Shorter hours. Editors-A rest. Dot XYillson-An Interpreter Qof jokesb. Freddie Pugh-A playmate. Ted Kennedy-A good basketball team. Teachers-More concentration. Freshies-Recess. Isaac Lampel-An elastic belt. Chas. Lebel-A Detroit Directory. :S POPULAR SONGS Heard on his Masters Voice Records Shulflin' Along-By D. Macklin. I Love Me-By C. Keeber. Easy Melody-By School Orchestra. TYhen Frances Dances with Me-By Toni Baird. Tommy Lad-By Fran Grace. Homesick ?-By S.C.I. Rugby Team. Runnin, IYild-By Ted Kennedy. I Never Thought You'd Care-By Lillian XYheatley. Sleep-By Harold VanI-Iorne. My Sweetie's Gone Away-By Olie McGrath. The Sheik-By I. McKeou'n. Somebody Stole My Gal .... By David Somebody Lied-By Mr. Campbell. Mad-By Blair Pardee. XYho's Sorry Now-By Basketball Team. Oh! Harold-By Dorothy Couse. She Told Me She Loved Me but Oh How She Lied-By Reid Berk- eley. Big Blonde Mamma-By Nellie Gordon. Your Eyes Have Told Me So-By Ii. Garrett. My Buddie-By Etta Brown. I'm Nobody's Darling-By Sheik Harris. Mary-By Roy Brown. X AT THE MOVIES Mackenzie. Tom Baird-In The Country Kid. Gleed XYOTIQITTEIIT - In Itching Palms. Gates-In The New Lady. 'Gus' Pugh-In The Bugles of Al- giersf' Mr. Grant- In Times I-Iave Changed. Isaac Lampel-In IVomen Proof. Dorothy French-In The Cry of the Hawk. Lloyd Hallam-In XVhy XVorry. fabout Examsj Dorothy XVillson - In Golden Locksf' ,Ioe Jordan- In Iazzmania. Chas. Lebel-In The Ramblin' Kid Logan Millman-In The NVay Men Love. Harold Maitland-In 'fThe Hum- ming Bird. Dave Mackenzie-In Prince Charming. Pupils of S.C.I.-In The Valley of Lost Souls. Blair Pardee-In A Lady of Qual- ity ? ? 81 ?-In Three TVise Fools. S. C. I. Basketball Team-In Pil- grims of the Night. Stanley Crompton-In The Drivin' Fools. V. Couse-In A Gentleman of Leisure. E. Cook-In In Search of a Thrill. The Commercial Girls--In Painted People. A

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THE COLLEGIATE II7 PJ! R. Heal Cin Span. Classj- Helen, have you heard my last joke H. Crawford Qcoutinues workingj- I hope so! Conductor- Say, young man, you can't go to London on this ticket. It's marked London to Sarnia. Mint VVhite- That's all right, I'll ride backwards. , V - V N aim it ' 23 4 xl! 4 Q QF- 4 XZNS- 1 24- XWA iff ' ? 8