Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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THE COLLEGIATE II3 HISTORY AS APPLIED TO THE S. C. I. Bastile-Detention Room. The Inquisition-The inner office. The Rack-Gun Drill. The Galleys-Digging the Shooting Gallery. The Parthenon--Assembly Hall. Babel-Study period without a teacher. The Dead Sea-Swimming Pool. The Senate-Student's Council. The Bridge of Sighs-Front steps at school time. The Gladiators-The Rugby Team. The Coloseum-Boys' Gymnasium on basketball nights. The Decline and Fall of Rome-The Chamber of Commerce Dances. The Sphinxes-S. C. I. Teachers before exams. The forum-The Halls of the School before the last bell. Crossing the Styx-Showing the report at home. as :r at Mr. Jordon Cin restaurantj- XYaiter, there is a hair in this honey. lVaiter- Oh! that's all right, it's just fresh from the comb. Irish- Did you hear the latest? Harkins, all excited- No, what? Irish- Dad got Greece on his radio last night. Mrs. Urquhart, in Latin Class- The storm was so great that the ships were wrecked' VVhat would you use in this case? Danby- Life preservers l She, waiting for mother to dress- My, but it takes my mother a long time to dress. He- You mean hours Qourjf' She- Oh Georgie, this is so sudden. Oldham- Her heart is as hard as glassg I can't even make an impression on it. ' Irish- Have you tried a diamond? Gates- Have 'ou read Freckles , Maitland? Bruce, blushing- N03 mine are the brown kind. 4: wk Pk is Bargain-Counter Golf FORE, called the impatient golfer, but the woman on the course paid no attention. FORE, he shouted again with no effect. His opponent, who was standing with a disgusted appearance suggested, Try three ninety-eight. Hand- I saw something that made my eyes open this mornringf' Doris- VVhat was it? Vliinf- My alarm clock. bk SC it Teacher. to Johnny- Spell little . Johnny- L-i-t-t-l-e. You should say-- L-i double t-l-e. The next day Johnny was asked to recite some poetry which began: Up.. up. my love, the sun is shining. Remembering his lesson of the previous y day Johnny began: Double up, my love, the sun is shining.

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ll2 THE. COLLEC-IATE Stop treading on my foot. said the oyster to the eel. 1- :ie fi: :ic Robinson- l am sick of this town. XYhere would you advise me to go? Lampel- You wouldn't go if I told you. xc -s wk wi- FAVOURITE SAYINGS This is a study period. -Miss Brown. l just hate red-headed boys -I-lelen Fraser. llave you a late slip? -Mr. .-Xndrews. Gosh, if l had a car. -Davie Mackenzie. Come on troops. -George Keeber. See you later. -Buddie Parsons. Let's see the last. -Stanley Crompton. Have you heard this one? -Doug. Macklin. ln the Atlantic Monthly. -Miss Ferguson. Stewcd Corn, toast and C oifeef'-V.'Conse. Are you going that way? -Cec. Pollard. Now l ask you. -Dorothy lVillson. Get rid of it Lampelf'-Miss jones. lust jot this down. -Mr. Fielding. wk wi: vi: wk -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- WHERE TO FIND THEM Eddie Robinson at French's. XYif. Hand in the shooting gallery. Fred XYhitcombe on Maria Street. Olie at the rink. Dorothy XYillson with Eileen Cook. Tom l-laird in the Gods at the Imperial. David Mackenzie at the National. H. Logan at home. Athletic Teains-Stepping out. Howard Carter-alone. Marg. Mackenzie in a star. Chas. Lebel in Detroit. Helen Fraser in Choruses. Marian Henderson at the Show. Helen McArthur with Olie. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF YOU SAW? Isaac Lampel doing the tango. Harold Maitland arriving at school on time. Margaret Mackenzie at school for a whole week. Miss Lang with a smile. Fergus .-Xllaire in a dress suit. Blair Pardee walking to school. Dorothy XYillson with her hair done up. Stan. Hell with his hair cut. Bruce Maitland awake for 40 minutes. All the teachers in the Assembly. lilmer Maelntyre with a girl. Und Parsons with his hair mussed. If. Robinson without a smile. L. Bryant without some gum. S. Crompton with a serene sober look. B. Couse with a Carter Scholarship.

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