Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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IIO THE COLLEGIATE. Mr. Dore in Form IC- All those who didnft bring their reports will stay in the detention room till they do bring them- ir in wk in Etta Brown. diligently studying Latin- XValtzo. waltzere, foxi, trotum. wk :if wk wk - Color Blind 'l'hey say that fleas are hlack, lint I don't helieve its so, For Mary had a little lamb lt's Fleece was white as snow. sf ac ii: vp .lack Hayne- Gimme some soap. B. XYadland Qin drug storel- Scented? lack- No! I'll take it with me. ' bk vf :ic wk Teacher tduring examinationJ- XYill someone who isn't using his text-hook he so kind as to let me have it for a few moments? ik wk if PF U Rhodes-XYhy is your neck like a typewriter? Macklin- l don't know. Maurice- Because its Underwood. vi: is :ic 14 Bond Qin Chemistry classl- My its getting warm in here. Bryant- Yes! Someone hum a little air. :sc :cf in :if Two is company, three is a crowd-he, she and the lamp. That is why the lamp when out. af :if ai: Pk Bessie- Don't you End Tom rather rough? Fran. C.- Yes, and yet he says he shaves every day- Crompton- Is this a first-class restaurant? XX'aiter- Yes, hut we'll serve you just the same. ik is :if ak Mr. Grant- So you sleep with your gloves on all the time to keep your hands soft. lsard Lucas- Yes sir. Mr. Grant- Say Lucas, do you sleep with your hat on? :of ik x :if Miss Hurriss- I want a ticket for Florence. Railway Clerk lafter ten minutes scrutinizing of railway guidej And where is Florence? Miss liurriss- Over there on the bench. Crompton to Kennedy- Does horse-back riding made your head ache? Kennedy- No, on the contrary. sf :oc :if :sf Manager- lf customers come for Hutes, mandolins, sheet-music or anything else, you know what to show them? L. llallam- You het l do sir. Manager- And if anyone would ask to see a lyre? Lloyd- Yes sir, that's when I call you, sir. :if 4: if :if Crompton- XYhy did you give that waiter a dollar tip for getting your coat? Kennedy- Did you notice the coat he got me? H

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THE COLLEGIATE 109 A DARK DEED He sits alone in a darkened room Alone in the fading light XVhy is his brow so heavy with gloom And his cheek so deadly white? But though his heart is faint with care His courage never tlinches His eyes are hxed in a glassy stare NYhat is it his firm hand clinches? A little courage he murniurs, yes A little and all is wonl A choking gurgle, more or less: A gasp and the deed is done. lVithout a shudder or eyelid wink Oh! It makes the heart recoil That he should so calmly drink A dose of Castor Gil. -I. McKeown. ji. Miss Harris- 'What do we learn from the attack on the Dardenelles? Hand Qdreamilyj-i'That a strait beat three kings. She- Don't you think that talkative women are the most popular. He- XVhat other kinds are there F Mr. Dent- Class, I am dismissing you ten minutes early to-clay. Please go quietly so as not wake the other classes. She are gone Her has went And left I all alone Must I always go to she XVill her ever come to me It can never was Her is went from I Me is gone from she Us will no more Together is Him has took her Her has took he And them will think No more of me How come it was? Ever lose a hotel pillow And wake up with frantic fear? Hunt it frantically in darkness, Find it stuck behind your ear? Yes, and for the sheet I've hunted VVhen I could not see a speckg And where do you think I found it? NVound just twice around my neck.

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THE COLLEGIATE Ill Kennedy fin Hamilton Y.M.C.A.j- Blow out the light. Crompton- I can't its in a bottle. x wk wk Pk VVhen the basket-ball team went to Chatham one of the quintet drop- ped his watch out of the window. The wheels crunched over the faithful timepiece. But there was one consolation: for the first time in History the Conductor reported the train to be on time. Myers and Sloane have the same locker. Myers- lYhere's all my ink gone? I had a whole bottle yesterday. Sloane tjocularlyj- I've been drinking it. Myers- I suppose that's what makes you so blackheartedf' Sloane- No, that's what makes me so blue-bloodedf' X as wk wk Mr. Asbury- XYhat part of Menelaus' theorem is applicable here? Lampel- The cosine. Lebel- XYhat is that slab of ice beside Couse's house for? Brown- That's where Cherry learned to skate last month. Mr. Asbury is explaining an Algebra problem and notices Crompton asleep. Mr. Asbury- Crompton, what would you do if there was a Hood right now ? Crompton wakes up but does not hear the question. Pugh, sitting behind, whispers in his ear. Crompton- I'd use a blotterf' X i1 son- w onff is a 'ou e. I'ob 1 I-Io l g IV' Hand- 3 grams. Old Boy to Parsons- Do you know my brother? Parsons- I ought tog I sleep in the same Latin class with him. Letts- Did you ever feel the world was against you? Pugh- Sure, I felt it this morning when I slipped on the pavementf, Durance- I have always looked down on Actors. ,Hughes- Yes, the gallery is the only place. vp sf Pk :sf Hand- XYhat have you got that bandage around your head for? Teskey- A thought struck me. Shiek- Did you see that pretty girl smile at me? Helen Mac.-- The first time I saw you I laughed out loud. asf if ak wk D. French- IYhat would you give for a voice like mine? Lorne- Chloroform l Freshie to Pugh- How long have you been here? Fred- Now look here boy, don't corrupt ancient history. Edythe- Do you love me still? Ken.-Yes, but I can't bear to hear you talk. as if :if :sc Grave- Is there much dust on my clothes? Porter Qbrushing him otlfj- Just about iifty cents wuff, boss.