Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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THE COLLEGIATE 109 A DARK DEED He sits alone in a darkened room Alone in the fading light XVhy is his brow so heavy with gloom And his cheek so deadly white? But though his heart is faint with care His courage never tlinches His eyes are hxed in a glassy stare NYhat is it his firm hand clinches? A little courage he murniurs, yes A little and all is wonl A choking gurgle, more or less: A gasp and the deed is done. lVithout a shudder or eyelid wink Oh! It makes the heart recoil That he should so calmly drink A dose of Castor Gil. -I. McKeown. ji. Miss Harris- 'What do we learn from the attack on the Dardenelles? Hand Qdreamilyj-i'That a strait beat three kings. She- Don't you think that talkative women are the most popular. He- XVhat other kinds are there F Mr. Dent- Class, I am dismissing you ten minutes early to-clay. Please go quietly so as not wake the other classes. She are gone Her has went And left I all alone Must I always go to she XVill her ever come to me It can never was Her is went from I Me is gone from she Us will no more Together is Him has took her Her has took he And them will think No more of me How come it was? Ever lose a hotel pillow And wake up with frantic fear? Hunt it frantically in darkness, Find it stuck behind your ear? Yes, and for the sheet I've hunted VVhen I could not see a speckg And where do you think I found it? NVound just twice around my neck.

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IOS THE COLLEGIATE. M. Weaver- XYliy can't you spell Cupid? Dave Mac.- When I get to C. U. Qsee youj I forget everything else. wk ai- rr ak Miss Jones tafter lecture on Yes Sir and No Miss j- Brown have you your French exercise finished for to-dav? Brown-f No l Miss jones-- No what? Brown. Art- No book. ai: we ar wk Miss Clark- XYhy do you say that twice ten' is the same as twice eleven? Lebel- Because twice ten is twenty and twice eleven is twenty-two ftoojf' :if ak :if :sf Dorothy- XYhat do you suppose Harold meant by sending me those flowers? Blair- He probably meant to imply that you were a dead one. sf is wk at E. Nichol- Some men you know, are born great, some achieve greatness. Helen Mac.- Exactly! and some just grate upon you. at as an :ef Freshie- NYh0 was Hamlet. Dad? Father- Such ignorance! bring me a Bible and I'll show you who he was. wk as :ic if Mr. Dennis- XX'hat makes the leaves turn red in the fall? Allaire- 'l'hey are blushing to think how green they have been all summer. :if as :if at Miss Harris fgto Healj- XVhat makes the Tower of Pisa lean? Ralph- If I knew I'd take some myself. at :of if 14: Bellhop fafter Kennedy has rung for ten minutesj- Did you ring, Sir? Ted- No, I was tolling, I thought you were dead. ff :ig ak :ic Art Brown Qto clerk in Music Storej Can I hear your 'Smiles'? Clerk- Nair, but listen while I laugh. Pk :ic 1: :of Teacher- The whale got his prophet out of the water. Clarry- So does our milkmanf' Pk :ac :ic :sf Little Brother- Bet he'd kiss you if I weren't here. Big Sister- You naughty boy, leave this room at once. Blondy- A man follows me home. How can I stop him from doing it? Y. Couse- Let him catch up with you. we an :sf :sf G. Lang fwithout her specsj- Is that the head cheese over there? Clerk- No, the boss is out. wk :of af :oc Brown Magic-Katherine Garrets' eyes. XYhite Magic-Baking powder. at :sf fe bk Murton Taylor Cto Gardinerj- There's something preying on my mind- Shrimp- Never mind! It will soon starve. as :sf ik ak Teskey- What is this you have brought me? IVaitress- Chicken soup. Teskey- lYell, there is no Chicken in it. Waitress- No sir. They don't have dogs in dog biscuits either.

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IIO THE COLLEGIATE. Mr. Dore in Form IC- All those who didnft bring their reports will stay in the detention room till they do bring them- ir in wk in Etta Brown. diligently studying Latin- XValtzo. waltzere, foxi, trotum. wk :if wk wk - Color Blind 'l'hey say that fleas are hlack, lint I don't helieve its so, For Mary had a little lamb lt's Fleece was white as snow. sf ac ii: vp .lack Hayne- Gimme some soap. B. XYadland Qin drug storel- Scented? lack- No! I'll take it with me. ' bk vf :ic wk Teacher tduring examinationJ- XYill someone who isn't using his text-hook he so kind as to let me have it for a few moments? ik wk if PF U Rhodes-XYhy is your neck like a typewriter? Macklin- l don't know. Maurice- Because its Underwood. vi: is :ic 14 Bond Qin Chemistry classl- My its getting warm in here. Bryant- Yes! Someone hum a little air. :sc :cf in :if Two is company, three is a crowd-he, she and the lamp. That is why the lamp when out. af :if ai: Pk Bessie- Don't you End Tom rather rough? Fran. C.- Yes, and yet he says he shaves every day- Crompton- Is this a first-class restaurant? XX'aiter- Yes, hut we'll serve you just the same. ik is :if ak Mr. Grant- So you sleep with your gloves on all the time to keep your hands soft. lsard Lucas- Yes sir. Mr. Grant- Say Lucas, do you sleep with your hat on? :of ik x :if Miss Hurriss- I want a ticket for Florence. Railway Clerk lafter ten minutes scrutinizing of railway guidej And where is Florence? Miss liurriss- Over there on the bench. Crompton to Kennedy- Does horse-back riding made your head ache? Kennedy- No, on the contrary. sf :oc :if :sf Manager- lf customers come for Hutes, mandolins, sheet-music or anything else, you know what to show them? L. llallam- You het l do sir. Manager- And if anyone would ask to see a lyre? Lloyd- Yes sir, that's when I call you, sir. :if 4: if :if Crompton- XYhy did you give that waiter a dollar tip for getting your coat? Kennedy- Did you notice the coat he got me? H