Sarnia Collegiate Institute and Technical School - Collegiate Yearbook (Sarnia, Ontario Canada)

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THE COLLEGIATE l2I gee ee or O . to W 5: eeee fm . t...,1ii.D Enigma. Sezirrow- l Ivy, lierg.. l would like to see you zipztrt for Il minute. lliilm- ISIN,kifl,wh1ulil11yuh think l zini. L1 puzzle forthe little ones. ii ' ' ' -lziekf l could d:mee on like this forever. XYin.- Uli, l'm sure you don't mean that- x'ou'rt bound to A xt 1 A , , iiniiro ' z Miss ll:u'1'is-'AXX'liz1t liziiilieiiecl to llziliyloii, flzii'x'ie? 'Chic'- lt fell. Miss l'lzirris- iXml what lizipiieiiecl to 'llyl'L'?H 'Chie'f lt was punctured. As Idle As A Painted Ship lQz1iiclol1ilii S:1y, do you know our Collegiate sliortstoli reminds me uf the .-Xn-:ient Al2ll'l1lClA.H Co1'eyf l low Clllllk' Y lizinrlolpli- l li- blilllllftll one uf tlirei-. Ullie- 'xX'liy clou't you wezu' ezilieo :my more? Frzinees- Uh, l hate tu see myself in print. lilll'llCS-uxlllllllf iuzilies you so smzill, Cliristie? Christie 4briglitlyJ-- XX'ell, you see, when l was :L bzilw' uiy mother fed me on ezuinetl milk :ind now l'ni condensed. ig: sg Mr. Dent fin elieniistryl- l lIll'l-QIICSS, what does the syiuliol .X stand for? Ross- .lustz1 minute, l've got it on the end of my tongue. Mr. Dent- XYell spit it out, its arsenic. pg gg 25: rg: HOW TO MEASURE THE VOID ABOVE YOUR EYES Mental Capacity Test Do not write zmytliing' until you are told to begin, then write nothing. If you are unable to do at problem don't. Test No. l. Candidate can write on any two of No. 1. 1. If the obliquity of the ecliptic were 55, how long would it take to get a book out of the lib? 2. If higlipoehloriel-c acid contains more water than Lake Huron, would it boil while freezing. lf not, why not? Test No. Z. Rearrange the following' cross-eyed sentences and indicate whether they are untrue or false. But none the bench upperelassnien warm-untrue false.

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120 THE COLLEGIATE. Xineriean hurlers was very poor and defence and for the first six innings this accounted for the large score. the opposing team did not score. In lleslqey. who pitched for the first six the seventh inning, MeCohh relieved innings. had little troulmle in puzzl- Teskey and. though he allowed hut ing the St. Clair hatters. The few one hit, niiseues on the part of the iits the visitors did make were Sarnia infield enahled the runner well taken care of by the S. C. l. to score. z 'i H'-5:50 . - , M ' Z V, -..I y . j- W g xg VA ,, ly, . 7 T ,ff l , 1, . A !f'f' f U, ANNOUNCING THE FILMS 'The Monkey -A gripping tail. Her Weight in Gold -On a stu- . . ,, d Q :nl . 'beeret Surgery -:Xt cut rates. lien ous sul 6 ' The Lost Car -Don't miss this. 'The llunian lleart -This heats tl H Torn :Xsunder -A ripping Show. ieni a . The XYielced Cue -A National 'Linihurger Cheesenflt turns thein attraction. au u'. H ,, i' How to Handle Pests -An educa- XX edded and l'arted -ln two parts. tional picture. Bring your A, . ,, . mother-in-law. llhe bledgehainnier -.X smashing M , A K I N Q SuCu.SS. lhe XX edding Ring -lts a bold- wvn. The Siifn uf the O1tiei'1n -.-X Ui- ' . ,, . ' nw X N i y xl ' U The bhriek - bpecial Orchestra gantie spettaelc. . ' this week. f Y - ' - , . ' Nl, , - A V . I 196' NUM 'lull ,lhmat A fed 'Hack Pax -Get in line earlv. ture production. M 1. ' 1 N Y ' . M H I ' lhe T'l113.l Maine -XX orth going lhe llnniderholt -A crashing hit. nlileg tu See. The Toothaehe -XYill make you Don't Tell Everything -Time to roar. stop.

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122 THE COLLEGIATE The honor system prof. all trust-untrue false. Goofez gazarks gimlet glug-untrue false. Test No. 3. lf a cucumlmer is more like a hilliard hall than a frankfurter, stand on your heacl and sing .'Xnnie l,aurie : hut if cheese is thicker than water and the square root of the differential is less than twice the arc of the llitchegesian flea take a high dive oil the Campanile. Test No. 4. Prove hy Geometry that if any triangle is as to its hase as a given tri- angle the hypotenuse of the greater will he less than the sine qou non uf the former and will vary indirectly with parahola of the meridian. If the above is ahsurd take a nice long' drink of sulphuric and tell how it tasted. Test No. 5. 1. .X-l-1 equals C, and D is less than P.D.Q. Find the perpendicular height ot the circle if one side equals lC.L.l2. 3. C is greater than ll and less than H.Y.D. hut not so great as A.l-LC. plus li.R.ll. Solve for hy substituting for lil. Klstopf, Now the mental deficiency test is over. Hy our new and improved sys- tem of grading, students will not have to wait for their marks. All Colleg- iate readers got one hundred plus, plus. All others received minus ten. Gahler- Your honour, it is true that I was speeding but I can explain, if you will give me a little time. Aluclge- Ten days. is X wk PK Doey- How du you make ethylene? Doug.- Feed her at the Dominion. yy Fred Pugh- Say, Snowhall, is London the next stop? l'orter- Yes, sah. Brush you off, sah? Fred- Nopel l'll get otjf myself. wk :K if Pk llarher- Your hair is getting gray, boy. llarge- l'm not surprisedAhurry up. as we as if Hayes lto l'lotel-Keeper at Xkioodstockl- Say, guy- did you ever hear of the straw that hroke the camel's back. Landlord- Yes, why? Buzz - XYell you will lind it up in that hed in No. IO.H 75 71- if 35 Miss Story lnight of The Senior l- .-Xll ready. Run up the curtain. Stage-hand- Say, lady, what do you think l am-a squirrel? Mr. -?- Young man, the lights of this house go out at eleven o'clock. l':11lIllZ11l+u'lll'l2lt suits me. Don't delay on my accountfl -lllflgf-Uxkllllt is the verdict of the jury? I l Foreman- Your honour. the jury are all of one nnnd-temporarlly insane. as :ac DF Pk Macklin- I dreamt I died last night. P!! Gates- XYhat woke you up. Macklin- The heat.