Sargent School of Boston University - Sargenta Yearbook (Cambridge, MA)

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:QS t - 1951 ---ass? Q E , i . jokes ANSWERS TO A FRESHMAN'S INTELLIGENCE TEST A vacuum is a large empty space where the Pope lives. Parallel lines are the same distance all the wa and do not meet unless ou bend h Y Y t em. ' An angle is a triangle with only two sides. Gravitation is that which if there was none, we would all fly away. Gross i norance is one hundred and fort times as bad as 'ust ordinar i norancef' N g b l l h' y J y g ero means a so ute y not ing. Doctor- You have acute a endicitis. PP Eleanor- Oh doctor, you flatter me! Miss Weiffenbach- Miss Burgess, in your theme you rise to majestic heights. Ipana- How come? Miss Weiffenbach- Quite a tall bluff. l Many a true word's spoken through false teeth! A little boy was passing a barber shop just as the barber was singeing a man's hair. Oh, look, Mamma, cried the child. He is looking for bugs with a candle. Traffic Officer- Do you know that you've been doing sixty miles an hour? Bobby Bennett- Impossible! Why I haven't been out an hour! Rakie- I scored the winning basket last night. Sparkie- Ooh!-I didn't know you played basketball. Rakie- I don't. I run the score board! What would the nation be without women? A stagnation, I guess. Winnie--You'll have to spend the weekend on campus. Bridey-What for? Winnie-For visiting after taps. Bridey-But you said it was all right? Winnie-I'Iow's that? Bridey-Well, I knocked on the door and you said, Come in. Abrams fat the riding meetj-I thought you said Betty lost her stirrup. She must have found it again. . There it is hanging from the saddle. Gil fwhile dining at the Copleyj-I'd love to have a little shrimp. Betsy-Oh, Gil, this is so sudden. - Ooo-Here's a rat dead in my laundry bag. Well you can't blame him. ss- -A a- I I lflcsl

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a A 22 .ffl s ' s 9 Q 4s 1951 11 s ' 1 , TELEPHONE CONVERSATION OF MARY BOWEN Hello Qnonchalantly, minus the Murad, for obvious reasons.J as :5 ::- :5 Hel-lo fnot quite so nonchalantly but still minus the Murad.J Say, are you that brat who called me up last week and tried to kid me along, 'cause if you are I'd like to- r FP 3l' 9? al' I Oh-it's you. Well, don't think I wasn't griped just then because I was. Some fresh wench who- DP BS 51- 91- What? Who? Ha-ha was I ever screaming! Yes, I went out Friday night. X i' 3l' 55' 35 No, I wouldn't stay in-not me. Why, Friday and Saturday nights are the only reasons for my existence. 95' 35 31' 95 What? Yes that's the one but he's fierce. 7 bf- If Bl- 31- Yes, we saw that and was it ever funny? For hours I roared but he sat like so many doughboys and that made me bloody mad. We ate at a cute place though. Pl' P5 Sl' 91' You didn't-afterwards? Well, I felt like so much twisted spinach and don't think I didn't get into the dorm on time because I did. When I think of that cute Harvard Medic I could have had a date with I could- 55' 71' FI' Fl' You did-Uh-huh-Guess I will too. Must be dragging. No? Well, be good. Goo'bye. Mr. Hermann-I-Iaven't you been here long enough to know how to stand at at- tention? Freshman-fln Jane Tooher's tunicj I am standing at attention. It's only my uniform that's at ease. Instructor fAngrilyj-Are you laughing at me? Class-No. Instructor-Well, what else is there in the room to laugh at? 2--sv. A . Q l:l6S:I

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