Sargent School of Boston University - Sargenta Yearbook (Cambridge, MA)

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fa aff g aa.- . SHOWS Heigho Everybody . . . . Registration Day. The Moon is Low . . . September Raids at Camp. I Hear You Calling Me . . Please see me, M. K. A. Little White Lies . . . . Observing Dates. Mississippi Mud ...... Coffee at 15, 55, 1627, and 1581. He Can't Be Bothered With Me . . Superintendents we interview. Am I Blue? . . ' ..... Third Demerit. Come On Down South .... Down to the Showers. ' Give Me Something To Remember You By ........ Charlies after Nelsen Class. Battle Cry of Freedoml .... Vacation. When Your Hair is Turned to Silver . Alumnae. Can't We Be Friends .... Sophomores, and Freshmen. I Can't Seem to Forget About You . Peaches. ' Nobody's Fault But Your Own . . Increased Avoidupois. Anybody's Fool ...... Showers. Sliding Down a Silver Cloud . . . Ladders. Why Won't You Answer Me? . . High School Principals. WINNER OF BEANPOT PRIZE Curly hair like Mullaney Fallen Arches . . Ellis, M. Legs .... Snyder Eardrums . . . Duflin Feet . . . Thompson Singing voice . . Bridey Thigh . . McGuire Forceful voice . Eskridge Waist . . Crowell Eyebrows . . . Hermann Hips . . . Libman , Curves . . . Tuthill Thorax . . Hanson , Appetite . . Connell Shoulders . . Sjorlund Pep .... Novack Neck . . . Owens Enthusiasm . . Henclricken Tonsils . . Bailey Heart Trouble . Huck i,,...ii-11-1 Miss Somers: How do they count the bacteria germs in milk? Al: Line 'em up and make them count off! 1-11 1 Coo: I want some lard. Grocer: Pail? Coo: Oh, does it come in different shades? an A a .a a A I Elssl .

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C858 , C F522 tm- 6 1951 Q.---5-----fa 5: Ye Sargent-Posse-Nissen Hockey Tournament Eleven doughty warriors, defenders of ye Black and Gold, thunder down upon ye green-swarde. Many of ye loyal retainers bellow lustily for ye valiant knights. Barely had these gained ye field of combat than eleven other stout varlets bedecked in garments of blue and white, also dash upon ye field, accompanied by ye blood curdling yells employed by the trusty vassals for purpose of encouragement. Ye combatants face each other with threatening aspects at ye ex- tremities of ye lists. Then does ye umpire, dressed in snowy-white, tootle most vigorously on his trumpet. With a mighty roar ye knights of the left hand lunge, dash madly to ye bloody strife. They meet with mighty impact. There is much ado. Ye true knights of green and white try to make away with ye pill, which is ye object of strife, but ye opposing knights smite many a mighty buffet upon ye shin bones of our warriors. Then ye ump in gorgeously striped jacket most frantically winds her horn and proclaims in monstrous voice, Ye knave! Know ye not ye rules? Methinks ye shall leave the field for this dastardly knavery! Off with ye! Begone! But alas! Someone is prostrate on the turf. Two of ye infant squires are outright speedily with ye pail of soothing wassail. Soon she is restored and ye bloody strife continues unabated many weary hours. Durrell: Pioneers went to Montana, bought a farm, got married and raised cattle. Carl Schrader says the three C's of education are citizenship, character, and culture, but-we say, Cash, Cash, Cash. - Roger Babson says, If all the students of Sargent School were lined up on Massa- chusetts Avenue at seven thirty in the morning, they'd stretch from 7:30 to 8:30. Winnie Hamlin: Never bite your fingernails, remember what happened to Venus. Professor Roberts: Miss Bowen, can you tell us the amount of tariff paid by the American people in any one year? M. Bowen: 1492: None! QS! Liszj

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- Sire nv 4 f 1-W1 6 Advice to Sargent Grads Who Will Raise Their Little Ones Very, Very Pre-Adolescent Place the child, when old enough to say Ouch, upon the top of the highest piano you can find. Leave it there a specified length of time, not specified here and if the child falls off and you are sure it fell, examine it carefully and put it on top of the piano again. If it falls off again you may make these deductions: 1. It is a Moron if it falls off three of four times. For it ought to know better after all that, if there is anything left of it. 2. If it clocsn't say Ouch, it is an idiot. A Little After Pre-Adolescerwc a. Teach the Child to skip all around the place, to run and to walk, with the toes down. If you catch him with his toes turned up you'll know there is no hope and you can bury him wherever you see fit. b. Feed the child lots of Vitamines chiefly I-I, K and Q which are both popular and healthy. Vitamine K is composed of green things, Arsenic, Oats and green covered book bindings. Vitamine Q may fool some people but all it is is skimmed and boiled milk with half water added. Lots of children like it now a days. Well, anyway, see that the children get these things and masticates them well. Adolescence ana' Young Azlultlaood Now is the time where great work can be done. After a number of engine dis- ability tests in which you make the child wiggle his teeth, touch his left foot to his right eye and jump upon, climb around and evade an ideag he is ready to play games and get a lot out of them. Give him games on the order of Cat and Rat until he is at least fifteen, taking into consideration all this time that he did say Ouch -then branch out into Rat and Cat, Feline and Animal, Hydrophobia and Bubonic Plague, etc., etc. If he doesn't get full value out of those, it isn't your fault, continue and suffer. If your boy or your girl lives in the city and can't run around with a club and a bearskin and go to bed nights in trees-teach him by playing to do these things. For in- stance you can say gleefully: Come on Johnny, I bet you can't climb that steeple! He might answer: O K Mumsy, after you. You can let that pass. ' And now the child is ready for the big bad World waiting outside his little home, with dripping jaws to gather him in. If you can get the full value of that sentence you're a better Man than I. Give him a dollar and say: My boy, go from me. Get tha-out of here. I have raised you as only a Sargent Grad knows how. Do me no dirt! Go, I give thee this dollar to keep and to cherish. Goodbye, Farewell. Ah, me. And when the Warden tells you his cell number, don't be discouraged. Remember the Piano! Start all over again! Where there's Life there's Hope! THE END +-41159 sci T , ,- L16-11