Sargent School of Boston University - Sargenta Yearbook (Cambridge, MA)

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QQXQQL F041 QQQQL F013 10 if JE VJMXQS 0 Q Gig NQXX af-7g mx FRESI-IMAN HISTORY l'se allays bin ascared uf bugs-but i never seed such a big bug as dat Hu bug what was awound wen i got hear-my mammer an popper allays tol me not to ewv-cause she woodnt let nollin hurt me-but i coodnt hep be seared wen iss big bug jumped out-she wote an tol me to put my wubbers on-an be carelle--but i didnt like dat flu bug tall l havnt seed my upperclasman since she took me to the square to by a wibbon to hang my locker key on-so i woodnt loze it-my upperclas- man iznt no animal-but ise sorta seared uf her-shes only anudder gurl like me but bigger-and she took me to a tee Wight after i came-but it wasnt no tee jus ise cweem an dansin and no animal cwaekers nether One nite, we had a dwess up party-jus for us-an it was seewet-no- body but us new it-an we had to dwess up an look funny-but they tole me i woodnt have to dwess up--i gess i had a nise time thank you-but i was orful seared wen i had to stan on dat box an tell my name-an i for- got it-o-but dere were sum gurls dere who were men-an i didnt think it was nise to hav men wen gurls wasnt dwessed up nise The next orffultime was orful-it was nishiashun-an we had to wear swimmin dwesses-but i didnt hav nun cause you no ise seared uf water-an our hares was all pigtalcs-an mine didnt get the kink out fur a long time- but sum gurl gave me a swimmin dwess to put on-only it was to big an all legs-didnt hav no skirt-o---i felt orful-Dere was an orful lot uf fokes dere-an i thort ide dy but i was to seared-an they made me swim an i ewide-only dere wasnt no water so i coodnt- One day-we had a leetion-jus like men-an we voted to-an we got a big gurl called Mary VVarren to tell us what to do-shes prezdunt an a gurl named advise prezdunt was lfranzoni-an a gurl to be like a bank an take care uf our pennies-Mary VVorrall-an to wite in a book bout our leetions- 'lhey make us wurk orful hard-to make a game Called baskit ball- only they say play it-an the gurls thwo a big ball. at eeeh uther-it allays bits me lirst-we uset to play one-to-button my shue-so we was prac- tised an allmost wun-but the big juniors beet us-they was rutler-sum what didnt get all killed wurk with upperelasmen to kill peeple in uthcr stools- One day a gurl got up an sed sumthin about a meat-an we all thort it was gonna be a dinner--but one after noon-o-an orful lot uf peeple got in one room an started running-an thwoin balls-an elimin wopes- they sed the Seniors wun-but dere wasnt no prize to get-but we beet the juniors oncet anyways- 'l'hey made us study orful hard an den they shut us up in a big room- with only papers with questions--they never asked befor-an i Wanna go home to my muvver-and get sum bred an butter an apple sauce. I jus started english-an this is my lirst theem-what ever dat is- teecher sed a histery-an dis is it an ise a fweshman. ss '1 to ofa as .. 4' if' at V 'av . . 0 In Q wg, i, ,g LL? N I N 6,356 OWQKL 1921.

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gQOLFO!2,o QQQOLFOIQ, LG I. QA E- U if if E . E ,. . E- H1 .1 ll P17 in i S up 'EL' S sa Q ea M its Gas-su lies-ilu THAT PHYSICAL EXAM! To mos! lzouoivible and paternal hand llml 171105: Since last I right-much have happening. Stew Gee broil when she obscure me on Avey-noo in bloom. Skirt unkneadful-Stew Gee scandalize, On dorm. I look upside and back answer, All rong, on streetfl She say, Careful more! Next Doctor shout from high piazza-l'Freshwomen, come get physi- cal exam too once. I appoint with others thinking all things. Dean-she say-HI-Iunt honorlble Miss Puzzle in dress room. She entwirling wrong--place very 1111-dressing room-where all hard erned modestly Hy away. I snuggest- You honorable lady Puzzle ? Undress, she holla. Where at ? croon me-with falling interior-when I spy small door to hide thereby. There inside my eye shuddered two Eve-like maiden who shrink and shiver at me-''You--possess-angel-like robe ? Only dressll' I blubber-and jump out of clothes into air of small room--then wrap indian robie round myselfish and diverge. Puzzle mutter-with her pencil- Feet Hat--crookt back--no brains -go measure. I perclp across hall into room containing many tortures-one- the Queen. Queen approach and grab blanket which cover my coolish exterior and corrode- Arise on bench! I say prayers and so do to be hit on pate with stick. Five feet, yell Queen at maid who say, 'lVery nicely. Only two, I expectorate-looking at both. Your bean freshll' growl Queen. i ' With stick she measure all my parts and educationally monologue- iz, 3, 9, same-46, same, 32, 32.5, 61, 23, and so forth. Much more she continuate until female mad get and write letter. I-Iow your grandma died ? She knot ded yet! I grieve at her snuggestion. Who simile to? Do pa get rich how? Architecturally speaking- Simile to ma. Pa skin tomato seeds to make cash cash. Put on blanket and depart outward, she refrigerate remotely, and lVIe shiveringly hunt clothes and elope to class. Within my addlepate I fell mush like nervous jellyfish. Hoping you are the same, SAR GEN1-A, 86