Sargent School of Boston University - Sargenta Yearbook (Cambridge, MA)

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I3 WATERI-IOUSE I EXCUSES FOUND ON MISS PVILSON'S DESK I DEAR MIss WILSON! n Please do not count Clara May absent as a second inspection of the Junior Class WIll show a thin dark shadow among those present. DIEIXR Mlss WII.soN: Please excuse Becky and Cora this afternoon and tomorrow morning as they will be busy sorting and classifying uniforms. DE.'XR.NlISS WILsoN: Because of the necessity for recuperation, Martha and Jerry will be unable to be present for the dancing exam today. MIss WILSON: Dear Madame, The regulation of another's attendance is too important and absorbing for the presence of Edith Turner to be of prime importance. Please forgive, and judge accordingly. DE.'XR Miss WILSON! Duties concerning Washington will detain Helen Edwards tomorrow, and for the rest of her life. DEAR Mlss WILSCDNZ Frances Garnett will be unable to be at school today as she is Carey - ing for her black eye. Dia.-IR MISS WILSON: Helen Smith could find nothing unborrowed and as a result she must spend the day-in bed. DIi.'XR MISS WILsoN: Please excuse Elizabeth for her never failing attendance, as we have been unable to train her as yet. DlE.'XR MISS WILSON: The matron has refused to disconnect the phone, so Buddy will be unable to leave the dorm until after school hours. DEAR Miss WILSON! I Thelma Duncan has something better to do, so it will be impossible for her to attend school until July. DIE.-XR MISS WILsoN: The reputation of the family must be upheld. As a result. Frances O'Connor is busy holding it up. Her absence is therefore unavoldable. DEAR Mlss VVII.soN: Please excuse Roberta Coulter fromher three classes this afternoont the De has been very trying. IS Y ' R. W. C., wg. 148

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THE BETTER 'OLE A MUSICAL TRAGEDY AT 31 EVICRli'l 1' Clf you know u better one, go to itj SCENE 1. A palmy Sunday. A room on the third Hoor front. Perkins Hall in the distance. SCENE 2. S3?41Ii'l'?0m two hours later. Two floors below, house meeting in progress OO! La!! Hash served free! SCENE 3. Ten hours later, same room. PERSONA NON GRA'l'A-rflili DRAMATIC KILL-JOYS. Miss Dela Catessen, a heroine ' RUTII WOODRUEE MF. Ed Ake, OII7' ll6l'0 SUM BAR'fL1g'f'1' lVlother-in-law fHc loved her just Ihe .WIHZUD SANDY TIHIACHER lVIr. Lotta Crust, 'villain UVU luwc to lznw lzim-- I all plays hnfve onej ELVA MACDOUGALL lVl1ss Getta Way QP!! my she docsj, Vamp No. I 'MARJ. HALL lVIiss Sheaza Beara Czmdersludy to !lb0'lJlID, Vamp No. 2, C58t'07lfl' 'verse some as llze frszj IRMA CI'IIl.CO'l 1' Miss Carrie Penter, romedimz HILLILN COLLINS AGONY CHORUS Before this number, drop a nickel in the slot and get a plug of cotton. Patrons of this theatre are kindly requested to keep their seats if pos- sible, at least through the first verse. MALES Mr. Stewart Prune JEAN DALY Mr. Hallie Butt RUTH HER'l' Mr. B. Russell Sprout BOBBY STEVENS Mr. Artie C. Hoke Jo COX FEMALES Miss Lettuce Roumayne LOIS BAYLEY Miss Etta Herring NISLLA MARSHALL Miss Virginia Hamm LEILA MURCI-Illi Miss Cassie Role VERA BALTI-IASAR Miss Marie Schino MARIAN KICNDALL CSlze sifls .vheeus and ewryllzingj Miss May Ann Ayes PINKIE SMITH ' CJRCI-IIiS'l'RA'l'lONS 1. I pluckedan apple in the garden of love. So low M. KENHA LI. 2. Keep to the right or you'll get left OUR HERO HINDIERED BY THE AMBITIOUS CHORUS 3. Just a little pull, a little snap COMPANY ENSISMBLE ADVICE TO PATRONS A Don't applaud anything. The actors will come back anyway. Attendance will be taken at the end of the performance. Ten minutes intermission for special permissions. Dou't lean too far out of the boxes. You only paid a quarter, so what do you expect for a nickel? Check all germs at the door, and intluenze your friends to do so. If you must chew, keep in time with the music. Opera glasses will be furnished on request. See Cambridge first. Apply, I. Chilcott. For jobs in this theatre Apply, A. Drag. i Questions answered, information,of all sorts supplied by correspondence from a perfectly appointed information bureau. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. Apply, M. Kendall. , MORAL OF THE PLAY Go as far as you' like. In this day of submarines, the sky is the limit. Others do, why not you? Eventually, why not now? Use Gold Medal. 147 A

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HOUSE DIRECTORY 1626 Jllzlss. flfeeune-An excellent dwelling. Can be transformed at will to a Flu hospital or a dormitory for girls. . Nlrp. Gilmore-A matron, highly recommended. Interested in the affairs of the house. FRESHNIEN Bridge, Elsie-Third floor soullz. Young and innocent, vitally in- terested Cheart and soulj in athletics, gym--need we say what or who else? Cherry, .lo and Poller, .Mildred-Tlzird floor front. Their nightly revelry is not conducive to sleep and peaceful rest. ' Davis, Gladys-Seeonri floor froul. VVill believe anythingg never disagrees, never argues. Dix, Lorraine-Third floor south. Silent, studious, snores. Curry, .lo-Serond floor from. ,Jo is a distinct type. She hasn't time to read letters! imagine it! Eurielz, Edna-Fir.vt floor xozzllzwesl. Sleeps here, lives elsewhere. Flemming, I.oretla-Third floor single. Obliging Freshman who plays Victrola constantly. ' Hale, Esther, and Hull, Naomi-First floor sonlh. Pretty, dark eyes, hospitable, popular, athletic, interesting. Liudemzfllz, Virginia-l+'irsf floor from. Pleasant disposition, good company, room conveniently located. Nezelzafer. Caroline--Sefond floor soullz. Recommended as a proc- tor. What to do? What to do? JUNIORS Halxled, Helen-Seeond floor sonllzfwesl. She has never been to Childs' in all her long and ill-spent life. l.inlon, Jllarian-Third floor bark. Peculiar person,-addicted to bed, poetry, and getting up early for breakfast. Parkin, M'argare1-Third floor bark. Why go to bed? I have all to- morrow. Slater, Rnlh-Serond floor norllz. She was bitten by the Flu germs and has never regained her interest in school work. lVil1iam.v, Hazel-Sermzd floor soullzwesl. A special student who believes in magic or the mystery of the disappearance of a spending money allowance. SENIORS Q H Fnrlney, Lorraine-Serond HOOP .voullzweslg House councillor. Dis- creet, generally sweet tempered, popular, admired, beloved, strong-willed. Hooker, Berlina-Serond floor bark. Strong for society stull. Con- sequently, is out a great deal. Smzdlz, I.illian-Seeoud floor single. Her chief interests are mail, telephone calls, and- 'rleloslc wlelo FELL BY 'Hella WAYSIDIE Aslle, ZilIlH'fjIll?7'il61Sl'lC woke one day with a queer feeling, which was pronounced appendicitis at nine-thirtyg departed to the hospital at twelve: was lacking an appendix at one, went home to Maine soon after that. Childs, Jlflarguerite-Flu took her from our midst. I Emmons, Rullz-Also a Flu victim. I-Iuzzey, Louise-She left us free, soon, however, to be bound by the bonds of matrimony. M. R. L., 1920. H9 .