Sargent School of Boston University - Sargenta Yearbook (Cambridge, MA)

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THE BETTER 'OLE A MUSICAL TRAGEDY AT 31 EVICRli'l 1' Clf you know u better one, go to itj SCENE 1. A palmy Sunday. A room on the third Hoor front. Perkins Hall in the distance. SCENE 2. S3?41Ii'l'?0m two hours later. Two floors below, house meeting in progress OO! La!! Hash served free! SCENE 3. Ten hours later, same room. PERSONA NON GRA'l'A-rflili DRAMATIC KILL-JOYS. Miss Dela Catessen, a heroine ' RUTII WOODRUEE MF. Ed Ake, OII7' ll6l'0 SUM BAR'fL1g'f'1' lVlother-in-law fHc loved her just Ihe .WIHZUD SANDY TIHIACHER lVIr. Lotta Crust, 'villain UVU luwc to lznw lzim-- I all plays hnfve onej ELVA MACDOUGALL lVl1ss Getta Way QP!! my she docsj, Vamp No. I 'MARJ. HALL lVIiss Sheaza Beara Czmdersludy to !lb0'lJlID, Vamp No. 2, C58t'07lfl' 'verse some as llze frszj IRMA CI'IIl.CO'l 1' Miss Carrie Penter, romedimz HILLILN COLLINS AGONY CHORUS Before this number, drop a nickel in the slot and get a plug of cotton. Patrons of this theatre are kindly requested to keep their seats if pos- sible, at least through the first verse. MALES Mr. Stewart Prune JEAN DALY Mr. Hallie Butt RUTH HER'l' Mr. B. Russell Sprout BOBBY STEVENS Mr. Artie C. Hoke Jo COX FEMALES Miss Lettuce Roumayne LOIS BAYLEY Miss Etta Herring NISLLA MARSHALL Miss Virginia Hamm LEILA MURCI-Illi Miss Cassie Role VERA BALTI-IASAR Miss Marie Schino MARIAN KICNDALL CSlze sifls .vheeus and ewryllzingj Miss May Ann Ayes PINKIE SMITH ' CJRCI-IIiS'l'RA'l'lONS 1. I pluckedan apple in the garden of love. So low M. KENHA LI. 2. Keep to the right or you'll get left OUR HERO HINDIERED BY THE AMBITIOUS CHORUS 3. Just a little pull, a little snap COMPANY ENSISMBLE ADVICE TO PATRONS A Don't applaud anything. The actors will come back anyway. Attendance will be taken at the end of the performance. Ten minutes intermission for special permissions. Dou't lean too far out of the boxes. You only paid a quarter, so what do you expect for a nickel? Check all germs at the door, and intluenze your friends to do so. If you must chew, keep in time with the music. Opera glasses will be furnished on request. See Cambridge first. Apply, I. Chilcott. For jobs in this theatre Apply, A. Drag. i Questions answered, information,of all sorts supplied by correspondence from a perfectly appointed information bureau. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. Apply, M. Kendall. , MORAL OF THE PLAY Go as far as you' like. In this day of submarines, the sky is the limit. Others do, why not you? Eventually, why not now? Use Gold Medal. 147 A

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CHARACTER EMPLOYMENT AGENCY I9 EVERETT STREET, CAMBRIDGE, MASS. Of course, it is to be understood that these people are all eligible teachers of physical education, fitted to take positions now or within the next three years. These applications for employment are mere side-issues in connection with their professional careers, or in other words, what they might have been. For references, apply to Nlrs. Grace Stanley, a perfect house-mother, and therefore fitted to judge the characters of the inmates of this establishment. PERSONAL BEMENT, KATHLEEN. Medium height, thin, dark, from Buffalo, N.Y.g a Jolly junior, ready for everything. VVants a position on an entertainment com- mittee with large salary, stylish clothes supplied, and plenty of good looking men to entertain. CHAFFIN, ANNE BELL. Tall, dark, from Virginia, has all the Southern hospitable spirit, a Serious Senior, but fond of fun too. Splendid executive ability: college graduate: fitted to occupy a position of great responsibility, hut she would do almost anything to return to Virginia. CRAWLEY, MARION. Tall, dark, so healthy and happy looking that it makes you feel better just to see her. Would like a position making other people happy and healthy. URUNDY, ALBERTA. Tall, plump, but desir- ous of being thing brown hair, blue eyes. Fresh- man, but worldly wise. Wishes a well-paid position as costume de- signer for Vogue or Vanity Fair. GRAVES, BETTY. Lovable, happy, and sty- lishg from New York State. Senior in fact, but carefree in spirit. Will guarantee to give consolation and cheer to the most down-hearted. HATHWAY, EMMA. Tall, rather dignified, has great ability, very attractive. Wants a position on a farm, preferably caring for Howers. Has had previous experienceg refer to Land Army. JOHNSON, MILDRED. Tall, used to be thing from San Antonio, is clever and original. Junior and proud of it. Will except a position to do anything if em- ployer will have faith in her ability. Well suited to make others enjoy life. LEXVIS, ANN. Small, well proportioned, am- ber hair and eyes. Senior, but always spoken of as a cute kid. Dances very well, and would like to teach dancing if pupils promise not to get her fussed. MULFORD, MARY. Tall, straight, dark, good looking: has a beautiful voice and true Senior dignity. Has the bearing of a Duchess, and would like a Duke to make her one. MACQUEEN, ALMA. Medium height, nice, sensible. Freshman but ambitious. Would like a position making people enjoy themselvesg eating good foodg and driving and dancing NEVV, RAMONA. Tall indeed, always happy and friendly, a pepful junior from Chicago. Expert social dancer, would like a class of interesting pupils to teach-preferably men. NYE, DOROTHEA. Medium size, almost red hair, quick, happy and smiling, spirit of good sport. VVould like the rest of the world to be as lucky as she. TAYLOR, ELEANOR. Rather tall, blue eyes, brown hair: capable: cordial and sweet to everyone. Senior of much ability. , Her position must give her an opportunity to enthuse and encourage others, for which she is well suited. TUCKER, SARA. Small, thin, stylish: com- plexion and disposition light and golden. WVould like a position on a newspaper of a Beatrice Fairfaxg has had experience. WARREN, MARY. Tall, dark, Indian blood, and hasn't enough sense to be afraid. VVould like the position of animal trainer in a Zoo. XVHITING, DOROTHY. Small, dear, happy person, works very hard, inspired by an ardent crush. lVVill take any type of position in the vicinity ot Milwaukee. M. W., 1921. 146

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I3 WATERI-IOUSE I EXCUSES FOUND ON MISS PVILSON'S DESK I DEAR MIss WILSON! n Please do not count Clara May absent as a second inspection of the Junior Class WIll show a thin dark shadow among those present. DIEIXR Mlss WII.soN: Please excuse Becky and Cora this afternoon and tomorrow morning as they will be busy sorting and classifying uniforms. DE.'XR.NlISS WILsoN: Because of the necessity for recuperation, Martha and Jerry will be unable to be present for the dancing exam today. MIss WILSON: Dear Madame, The regulation of another's attendance is too important and absorbing for the presence of Edith Turner to be of prime importance. Please forgive, and judge accordingly. DE.'XR Miss WILSON! Duties concerning Washington will detain Helen Edwards tomorrow, and for the rest of her life. DEAR Mlss WILSCDNZ Frances Garnett will be unable to be at school today as she is Carey - ing for her black eye. Dia.-IR MISS WILSON: Helen Smith could find nothing unborrowed and as a result she must spend the day-in bed. DIi.'XR MISS WILsoN: Please excuse Elizabeth for her never failing attendance, as we have been unable to train her as yet. DlE.'XR MISS WILSON: The matron has refused to disconnect the phone, so Buddy will be unable to leave the dorm until after school hours. DEAR Miss WILSON! I Thelma Duncan has something better to do, so it will be impossible for her to attend school until July. DIE.-XR MISS WILsoN: The reputation of the family must be upheld. As a result. Frances O'Connor is busy holding it up. Her absence is therefore unavoldable. DEAR Mlss VVII.soN: Please excuse Roberta Coulter fromher three classes this afternoont the De has been very trying. IS Y ' R. W. C., wg. 148