Saratoga High School - Warrior Yearbook (Saratoga, IN)

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•Hi, Marvin. What is keeping you in such good shape? “I'm a mechanic, and I sleep as much as 1 can. Say, have you seen Bill Cook yet? Just listen to him.” Get your tickets now. See Charmain the Charming Snake Charmer. Step right up. Oh hello, Kay, Phyllis. Come see the show. You might see Dave Kessler; he just bought a ticket. We step into a dimly lit tent, and, sure enough, there is a dignified, gray-haired gentleman, leaning over the rail fascinated by Charmain. •Well, well, David. Bill thought we would find you here. What have you been doing? •I'm a Wall Street broker, and I'm hungry. Let's have a hot dog. •All right. Look there's Delbert Cortner selling hot dogs and pickles .' •Hi, Delbert. Hello. Have a pickle? No thanks, but we will have a hot dog. •I'm doing very well. My wife is Elsie, the fat lady. My son Herbert is a sword-swallower, and George eats fire. •You almost have your own circus. Good luck. We decide to see the monkeys, so, we hurry to the cages and whom should we see but Don Wallace. He had changed considerably, and was wearing little glasses on the end of his nose and was getting bald. •How's business, Don? Wnat do you do now? Try to spend my money. Ever since I tried to plant a rosebush for Peggy and struck oil, I've had more money than I can spend. Lady Luck certainly smiled on you. Why here's Margaret. What are you doing now? Stanley and 1 just came back from Africa. Those lions and elephants over there were caught by me and trained by Stanley. I've heard of the 'Bring-em-back-alive-Bakers', but 1 didn't know it was you. Good luck. By this time, Kay and I decided we needed a dose of Alka-Seltzer. Delbert's hot dogs weren't agreeing with us. We headed for the Saratoga Drug Store, and inside we saw Tom Johnson serving a white bearded gentle- man who carried a cane. We sat down beside him and, Why, hello Mr. Huber. Tom, we haven't seen you for a long time. I've been a very lucky person, said Mr. Huber. I've just won the chess tournament. •I'm doing all right too, Tom spoke up, I'm a registered pharmacist now. We leave the drug store and go to Seerose's for dinner. Would you like a table? Why Kay and Phyllis, how are you? Just fine Don. My, you make a impressive head waiter. Thank you. Would you like a table by Joan Hoffman. She Just came in with Rock Ford. This way, please. Hello, Joan. I've seen some of your movies. I liked the last one with Mason James. Thank you. We're making a new one called 'Earthquake'. 1 nope it's a hit. We'll be sure to see it. After dinner and a short flight back to Cincinnati, Kay and I are very tired but happy to know that our friends did well.

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We the Senior Class of M55 Saratoga School, of the city of Saratoga, County of Randolph, and the State of Indiana, being of sound mind and memory, do hereby make, our last will and testament, revoking any will or wills heretofore made by us. First: To the Saratoga School, as a whole we bequeath our best wishes for many more years of success and accomplishments. Second: To the Faculty—We extend our gratitude and appreciation for the patience you have shown us during the past years. Third: To the Juniors, with pleasure, we will the north assembly seats. Fourth: To the Sophomores we will our ability to get along with the teachers. Fifth: To the Freshman we will our ability to get along with each other. We as individuals bequeath the following: I» Ruth Clark, leave my height to Mrs. Fleetwood and my quiet ways to Linda Ridgeway. I, Margaret Rossner, leave.' I, Kay Girton, bequeath my brownie points to Norieta Hardyman. I, Joan Hoffman, will my ability to stay out of mischief to Glert, my brother, and all my nicknames to anyone who wants them. I Virginia Watkins, bequeath my good conduct in Comm.-Arith. class to Glen Hoffman and my ability to take teasing to my sister. Jane, who needs it. 9 I, Judy Pratt, will my ability to act up in Mr. Wiebusch's class and get away with it to my cousin, Winifred Pratt, who needs it. I, Mary Warstier, will my ability to get along with and keep my boyfriends to Linda Ridgeway. I, Marvin Fields, leave my ability to drive to Jerry Wagner. I, Tom Johnson, bequeath my excessive knowledge to Bob Crutcher. I, Don Coy, leave my height and slender figure to anyone who wants it. I, David Kessler, bequeath my ability to get along with out- of-town girls to anyone who has trouble in getting dates and my driving ability to Gene Sipe. I, Bob May, bequeath my height and good looks to Don Jones. 1, Loren Powers, leave my deep base voice to Alan Cross and my spelling ability to Ronnie Barkdull, who needs it. I, William Cook, bequeath my ability to sleep in study hall and not fall out of my seat to my brother Don and my good looks to Hump Jones. I, Don Wallace, will my ability not to get kicked out of Mr. Wiebusch's class to my brother and Larry Wagner. I, Delbert Cortner, bequeath my ability to go with girls from Portland and forget them to Ronnie Barkdull, Glen Hoffman, and Jack Spille and my ability to not train and play basket- ball to Jerry Wagner. In witness where of, we, the Saratoga Seniors, have set our hand and seal hereto this second day of May in the year of our Lord one thousand nine-hundred and fifty-five. (1955)