Saratoga (CV 3) - Naval Cruise Book

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sem.. A-.Au-. Twen ty-eight iNiMq'wsf ' 1. Right-Kissing tlze Royal Dogs-rather enlarged edition of feet carried by one of tlze fudges. Als the candidate bends ofver to carry out the royal edict, a blow is directed with unerring effect, from behind. The fvictinz straightens up in a hurry only to have his head pressed down again to repeat the osculation Hurnility and absolute obedience are unquestioned fvirtues on a day like this. . K V . . . . I .s.,,,11 '.ef..:.L - 1:1- ......,....-...f ,L f J Left-The gentleman with the side-burns seated in front is the Royal Chaplain. He wears a suspicious loolaing pair of gloves with which he reaches forth, extending tlze hand of fellowship to the unsuspecting neophytes. Those glozfes are surcharged with an electric current which causes tlze candidate to writhe with pain as the shock shoots through his suffering carcass. hffhat a genial gentleman the 5-flllflclfll-1 dispenser of this outfit turned out to be. fi-1-4 -f -1 f ' Q , ,E -.,,M-qg,qg,f.sre::3e,,. .rzrzu-,sue-mfs. ,wwf

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7 .. X -ul 1 Y 1 21 Right-Who is this? None other than Lieutenant Commander Saekett, dignified assistant engineer ofheer, who has offended the Court and awaits judgment at the hands of this august tribunal. He has bowed humbly before the King only to be brought summarily upright by a whack from the paddle of a turtle adorned cop. Beware-another arm of the law is slipping up from the right, bearing a wicked looking club poised at the proper angle to administer a stinger. Gail Y P Left-ls this efoer a notable line-up? Seated on the dais and reading from left to right: Davey Jones, Her Royal I-Iighness, the King himself, the Princess adorned with dirnpled knees, art bracelets and neck-- laee of aqua marine, then that sweet young thing, the Royal Baby,-to say nothing of the Judge and little Topsy Turvy, down in front. s ,, f 2 A, ' E .'.. K I . ' L 5 L. 5 i 5 '- ' i ni' i f 'E A -nf' Twenty-seven

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I Right-His Satanic Wlajesty plies his trade. The pitchfork is charged with juice, plenty of it, the hind that tnahes recalcitrant boys jump and seeh shelter. The Royal Tailor sits nearby armed with huge shears. I-Ie uses these, not to cut out garments, but to paddle patients. In the rear may be seen a group of spectators. They have already run the gauntlet and are standing back enjoying the dis- comjiture of a fellow sufferer. Left-Here sit two serious ojfenders. dn attempt to escape the severe judgment of tlze court has causea' them to be placed in tlze stochs. Perhaps they are insurrectionists who attempted to organize a group of Pollywogs to rebel against the Shelllaacles. Tra- dition says that the uninitiated shall talee it. Advice to all landluhhers: ffWll677 it comes time for you to cross the llII6'.S'7llJ7lIlf.U Is the Royal Nurse weep- ing over tlze fate of these unfortunate ereatures? VFR - lv VK , - h L H: We ' , I 'I ' . affil- Twenty-nine