Saratoga (CV 3) - Naval Cruise Book

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SUBPQENA t ROYAL DOMAIN OF NEPTUNUS REX On Board Ilzf U. S. S. SHRH TOGA, Flagrlzip, Aircraft, Battleforce 3 l'IE.-XR YE, ALL: It has been heralded by Mother Carey's Chickens that E ij the II. S. S. SARATOGA is to be in my Domain on 20 May, 1936, and an ' E' inspection of our High Royal Roster shows that it is high time for the sad : and wandering nautical soul of that much abused body of SEAMAN JOE GISH E to appear before the High Tribunal of Neptune. 5 THEREFORE! I order and command you to appear before me at my gl Court on the aforementioned date, to be initiated into the mysteries of if My Empire. If you fail to appear, you shall be given as food for sharks, I whales, pollywogs, frogs, etc., who will devour you, head, body and soul, as a warning to any landlubbers entering my Domain. : THEREFORE: Hear and obey or suffer the penalty. E Registered: DAVEY JUNES, NEPTUNUS REX. Secretary to His Majesty. I xznxnnxxzunannuxuluin xx urns: :annualxnnuuuuuxunuruuulxnrnuIuLuI:unanull:xunununuunlunnunununnnill Neptune: f'For 45 years, man and boy, have I heard of the man But- ler. I would meet himf' CThe Captain introduces Admiral Butler to Neptunus Rex.j Neptune: 'flt is a great pleasure after these many years to at last shake your hand. Your name has been brought to my realm repeatedly since the time you first entered the Naval Academy at the age of seventeen in the year 1891. It seems that you attracted attention during the Spanish American VVar, at lelanilag thereafter you were mentioned in dispatches in many lands. 1 had expected and hoped to meet you when you were a tad- pole, certainly as a junior Pollywog. It is possible that vou have avoided my realm, that perhaps you have had something to hide, that you feared the consequence of planting mines in my domain? I feel that this cannot or should not be the case as 1 have so often heard of your sailing the seas. Therefore, Admiral Butler, although you have neglected your duty in an outrageous manner by not coming and paying your respects to my realm before, I accept your explanation that it was due to no wish of yours, but to fateful idiosyncracies of an unjust Navy Department in allowing you so to do. lIy Emissary, Davey Jones, who was so cordially received on board the Saratoga last night, has told me of this splendid force that you command. Various of my scouts have seen aloft your officers and men in these so-called air contraptions over which you exert control. I therefore welcome you to my realm and extend my hand, thereby making you a citi- zen of my vast domain. Greetings, Admiral Butler, both I and all the citizenry of the deep, greet you as a Shellback, and I hereby enjoin all Shellbacks to hear this, my decree. . Admiral Butler: Thank you very much, Neptunus Rex, it'is indeed an honor to be so cordially received by you. Neptune: And now please excuse me, I have a busy day ahead and must see many loyal Shellbacks taken into my realm before the sun setsf, Admiral Butler: 'fBy all means, Neptunus Rex, and may your.cele- bration be a happy one. The more dignified part of the ceremony being over, the Shellbacks proceeded to administer the degrees, commonly known as the Royal Works, necessary to transform landlubbers into full fledged seagoing men. Each Pollywog was served with a Summons such as the opposite. The Royal Tribunal JUSTICE l They mock the term, but they are not hypocrites. They lay no claim to evidence, due process of law and due deliberation. They listen to only one verdict- Guilty as hell, sirln In evidence of these facts we give you two typical charges: Charge I:-In that you have hereto wilfully and rnaliciously failed to show reverence and allegiance to our Royal Person, and are thereby a vile landlubber and a pollywog. Charge II:-In that you, Donald B. Duncan, now the Navigator of this verv hne ship, with the rank of Lieutenant Commander, feloniously, wilfully, ignoringly, unlawfully, wrongfully, and without justifiable cause, steered this ship into my Domain with a crew of land deserters and a cargo of all low living creatures of mudpuddles and swamps, and that you, the said Navigator, after all these many years on sea and air, failed to appear before this Royal Court and in my Domain before this year of old and fat pollywogs, 1936. SPECIMEN CHARGES You will accept most heartily and with good grace the pains and Q 5 penalties of the awful tortures that will be inflicted upon you to deter- I E mine your fitness to be one of our Trusty Shellbacks and answer to the E E following charges: : CHARGE I:-In that you have hereto wilfully and rnaliciously failed E E to show reverence and allegiance to our Royal Person, and are thereby a : : vile landlubber and pollywog. CHARGE Il:-ln that you entered my Royal Domain without an invi- E tation, and on various and sundry occasions called a port, a window, E the deck, a floor, a line, ropeg and a swab, a mop. For Shame! . : Disobey this Summons Under Pain of Our Swift and Terrible Dis- E pleasure. Our Vigilance is Ever WVakeful, Our Vengeance is just and 5 Sure. : Given under our hand and seal. DAVEY JONES, sf,-ibf. NEPTuNUs REX. u uulmnruxlluunnunsuxzuznmsxxlrlnuu nuuuxzznunluxnunnuniuuslsunulunuuunlusual Nineteen

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From Panama on United States Fleet Exercises. Who are you ? challenged our O. O. D. A dark figure surrounded by indistinct forms appeared over the bow and seemed to move down the flight deck. Davey jones, Emissary of His Majestjf, Neptunus Rex, and Staff. Heave to while l board you. l have important messages to deliver. I Aye, aye! said the O. O. D., and making certain that his ship was stopped, he turned the great searchlights to the flight deck and there stood wooden-legged Davey Jones, wearing the royal uniform of a great com- mander and aide to King Neptune. Behind him gathered his staff as they swarmed up through the hawse and on to the flight deck. A bold, bucca- neering sort they seemed to be with brine dripping from their very teeth. Old Davey Jones and jolly Rogers were out in force. The movie cameras ground out the scene as Captain Halsey strode ' Y toward the Embassador from the deep. iKGfCCtIHgS, Davey jones! ' Hhfly congratulations to you, Captain. Some few years since I saw ,Y fou. 3 !'Yes, it was aboard the U. S. S. Yarnall on 24 January, 1921. 'WVell. Captain, l have a summons to you from Neptunus Rexf' l'Speak, Davey, I shall be glad to hear it. And Davey jones read' his summons: THE ROYAL PALACE, Realm of the Raging Maizz. Neptunus Rex, Ruler of the Raging lldain and King of All Crea- tures in and on the Deeps of the Seven Seas, to Captain W. F. Hal- sey, United States Navy, Commanding the.United States Ship Sara- toga, and to All Officers and hden Serving Therein: GREETINGS, and Welcome to the Royal Realm under Qur Command! i According to information which we have received, you will enter our domain at eight bells of the morning watch. At that time we shall board you, and you are directed to hold yourselves in readi- ness for a rigid inspection by ourselves and Royal Court, and to give your ship into our charge and keeping until we have set all things in order for your passing through the waters of Our Domain. We regret that so many scurvy landlubbers are aboard but of those who prove their worth we shall make loyal subjects before the next setting of the sun. Her lVIajesty, Queen Amphitrite, Our Consort, and the Heir Apparent, the Royal Baby, with sundry noble persons and retainers and mermaids of the Court will accompany us upon our visitation. You will make suitable provisions for their comfort and entertainment. We promise justice to all on the morrow and further direct that all dangerous characters be retained in double irons that our visit may be profitable and pleasant. Eighteen if-.1f.i,,2f....af--R4u::.,.e:g.J,+-1 , , , nr -, , Done under my hand and seal this seventeenth day of llay, in the Year of Our Lord 1936. NEPTUNLVS REX. you when I return with my Royal lVIaster, Neptunus Rex. Good night, sir. The Captain: Please convey my best wishes to your sovereign and assure him that we will gladly welcome him aboard and defer to his com- mands. . T Davey Jones, Jolly Rogers and Staff leave the ship. , Thus closed the first historic day of the celebration. -Looked like serious business that night. All hands, not on watch, turned in with anx- ious hearts, to dream of the arrival of the King of the Deep the following' morning. Ne-ptunus Rex Arrives Wednesday morning-8 o'clock-All of the Pollywogs are at quarters anxiously awaiting the arrival of His Rlajesty, Neptunus Rex. He wg- preceded by his courtiers who were arrayed in full court regalia. and pre- sented a galaxy of color and costume beyond the wildest dreams uf tim esthete or the heathen. Neptunus Rex! Full military honors and the Captain and Adinirgaik warm homage. Captain: UA sailor's welcome to you, Neptunus Rex: it is a :rear pleasure to have you with us. Neptune: The pleasure is mine, Captain, and to you. your officers and crew, Greetings! and welcome to the waves and deeps of the watery domain which, from time immemorial, has been under our benevolent rule I am glad to be with you again, Captain. and have prepared for a busy day in order to make your landlubbers fit subjects of my great sea domain, Allow me to present the Royal Navigator and Shellbacks who will reliew youf' C ' : NY l aptain 1 eptune, turn over my command to you for such tinw as, you wish. Neptune: Very well, Captain, and thank you. QTurns to Royal Navigator.j Royal Navigator, proceed to the bridge and direct the ship on the course assigned. But hold! Yvhose flag is that l see flying from the masthead of the gallant ship Pi' i i i upon learning its owner he is very pleased to share his honor.l V Captain: That is the flag of Vice Admiral Henry V. Butler. Cem- manding Aircraft Squadrons. Battle Force. Neptune: Did you say Henry Varnum Butler? Captain: Y es, that is the name that I said. Davey Jones: I will await your pleasure tomorrow, sir, and will see . . CNeptune is apparently disturbed because he sees some one else's tin, alongside of his, in spite of the fact that his measures some twenty feet. hu' , .ij ' 111 r.-i .rat 2' rf xiitr. A.. . ..-

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