Santa Rosa High School - Echo Yearbook (Santa Rosa, CA)

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THE PORCUPINE Miss O’Mera—“Name eleven of Shakespeare’s plays.” Thorn Gale— ‘Ten Nights in a Bar-room” and ‘Masbeth.’ ” Guest—“Ah, Mrs. Black, I very seldom get as good a dinner as this.” Little Johnny—“Gee! Neither do we.”’ Zoology Teacher—‘Why does a dog hang his tongue out of his mouth?” Practical Jimmie— “Please. ma’am, it’s to balance his tail.” Little Helen—“There was a strange man here to see you to-day, papa.” Pa— Did he have a bill?” Little Helen—“No, sir: just a plain nose.” Freshman Year—‘A Comedy of Errors.” Sophomore Year—‘Much Ado About Nothing.” Junior Year—‘As You Like It.” Senior Year—“All’s Well That Ends Well.” Some of the pupils in Physics I are trying to prove that the wheels in their heads work by means of “perpetual mo- tion.” ° ° Sporting Good California Oyster | ?°Bies2102°4 Automobiles Market and Grill : Leading Restaurant Fourth Street, bet. A and B Aaya Wenn eat Schelling’s Cyclery

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26 THE PORCUPINE BROOKS CLOTHING CO. Young Men’s Clothing and Furnishings Mildren Peterson—‘How lovely of you, Don, to bring me these beautiful roses. How sweet they are, and how fresh. I do believe there is a little dew on them yet.” Don Geary—‘W—well, er, yes- There is about fifty cents, I think; but I'll pay it to-morrow..’ De Loss Southerland— You are the breath of life to me.” Serena Mattox—“Well, suppose you hold your breath.” Freshman—‘I smell a cabbage burning.” Sophomore— Look out! Don’t get your head too neat the stove.” “Tyo you give your dog much exercise, son wis “Yessirre! He goes for a couple of tramps every day.” Miss Haub (physiology )—‘ Preston, how many ribs have you in your body?” i “Doc”—“I don’t know, Miss Haub, I’m so ticklish I just couldn't count em.” Eno’s Catarrh Cure The most reliable Catarrh Remedy on the market. A local and internal. Price $1.00. For sale at cor. Fourth and A Streets. ST. ROSE DRUG STORE

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THE PORCUPINE Children’s Page (For the Freshmen) Mary had a little bite Of lamb. The price was such That Mary hadn't appetite, She said, for very much. A Freshie stood on the burning deck, And as far as we could learn He was in perfect safety, For he was too green to burn. Mary had a Teddy bear, She put it on the shelf; And every time it wagged its tail It spanked its little self. Mary had a little lamb, But that was long ago; She sold the lamb for pork chops To the Beef Trust, don’t you know. The teacher had been reading to the class about the great forests of America. “And now, boys,” she announced after- wards, “which one of you can tell me the pine that has the ) longest and sharpest needles: Up went a hand in the front row. “Well, Tommy?” “ The Porcupine,’ ma,am.” Why Not Buy Your Footwear of RIDDLE, BACIGALUPI CO. They have the nicest assortment in Santa Rosa 319 FOURTH STREET SANTA ROSA CAL.