Santa Rosa High School - Echo Yearbook (Santa Rosa, CA)

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26 THE PORCUPINE BROOKS CLOTHING CO. Young Men’s Clothing and Furnishings Mildren Peterson—‘How lovely of you, Don, to bring me these beautiful roses. How sweet they are, and how fresh. I do believe there is a little dew on them yet.” Don Geary—‘W—well, er, yes- There is about fifty cents, I think; but I'll pay it to-morrow..’ De Loss Southerland— You are the breath of life to me.” Serena Mattox—“Well, suppose you hold your breath.” Freshman—‘I smell a cabbage burning.” Sophomore— Look out! Don’t get your head too neat the stove.” “Tyo you give your dog much exercise, son wis “Yessirre! He goes for a couple of tramps every day.” Miss Haub (physiology )—‘ Preston, how many ribs have you in your body?” i “Doc”—“I don’t know, Miss Haub, I’m so ticklish I just couldn't count em.” Eno’s Catarrh Cure The most reliable Catarrh Remedy on the market. A local and internal. Price $1.00. For sale at cor. Fourth and A Streets. ST. ROSE DRUG STORE

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THE PORCUPINE A Freshie’s First Week The year had happily begun For Freshy Fresh, a rich man’s Sun. He went to “I ligh” to have some fun, And throw about his father’s Mon. “With it,” said he, “I'll pay my dues, In Clearing House, with ones or Tues.” He met a girl; love turned his head. He thought ’twas time for him to Wed. But when he paid his court to her She lisped, but firmly said, “No Thur.” “Alas!” said he, “then must I die!” His soul went where they say souls Fri. No more the hooks will hold his hat, The desk’s still there where Freshie Sat. Me AWN SPECIALTIES in rich designs of every variety of fine jewelry and silerware make for Noack’s a most desir- able store for making fall se- lections, as no pieca of jewelry bought of us will even fall be- low your highest exrectations. Our line of diamonds, rubies, sapphires and other precious stones are all mounted in the most artistic settings in solid 14k, gold. M. F. NOACK JEWELER 534 Fourth St. Santa Rosa

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THE PORCUPINE Miss O’Mera—“Name eleven of Shakespeare’s plays.” Thorn Gale— ‘Ten Nights in a Bar-room” and ‘Masbeth.’ ” Guest—“Ah, Mrs. Black, I very seldom get as good a dinner as this.” Little Johnny—“Gee! Neither do we.”’ Zoology Teacher—‘Why does a dog hang his tongue out of his mouth?” Practical Jimmie— “Please. ma’am, it’s to balance his tail.” Little Helen—“There was a strange man here to see you to-day, papa.” Pa— Did he have a bill?” Little Helen—“No, sir: just a plain nose.” Freshman Year—‘A Comedy of Errors.” Sophomore Year—‘Much Ado About Nothing.” Junior Year—‘As You Like It.” Senior Year—“All’s Well That Ends Well.” Some of the pupils in Physics I are trying to prove that the wheels in their heads work by means of “perpetual mo- tion.” ° ° Sporting Good California Oyster | ?°Bies2102°4 Automobiles Market and Grill : Leading Restaurant Fourth Street, bet. A and B Aaya Wenn eat Schelling’s Cyclery