Santa Rosa High School - Echo Yearbook (Santa Rosa, CA)

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THE. PORCUPINE HOW, THHY TALK, IN TEXAS. Little Girl (entering store)—-Ain % you got no aigs? Grocer—lI ain’t said I ain’t. Little Girl—I ain’t ast you is you ain t; I ast you ain’t you is, is you?—Ex. Little lines of Latin, Little feet to scan, Make the mighty Vergil And the crazy man.— Ex. First Soph.—Have you telegraphed to the old man for money? Second Soph.—Yes. Get an answer? — | Yes, I telegraphed, “where is the money I wrote for,” and his answer was ‘In my inside pocket.”—Ex. COURTHOUSE RESTAURANT, SPOBT ¥E,¢g00s | Leading Restaurant in Sonoma County I -E. P. APOSTOLIDES, Prop. ’ é io J elling’s, Cyclery Mendocino St... Opp. Court. House Sc

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THE PORCUPINE 25 Buzz. (Latin II.)—AI] the women who were too old to fight were gathered in one place. A law in Physics—The deportment of a pupil varies inversely as the spuare of the distance from the teacher’s desk.— Ex. “Shall I brain him?” cried the hazer And the victim’s courage fied. “You can’t; he is a freshman, Just hit him on the head.”— Ex. Absence makes the heart grow fondez, but it’s bad on one’s marks.—IEx. Do you hear the ocean groaning, Ever groaning, soft and low? Tis because some fat old bather Stepped upon its undertow.—Ex. Pamnla Sanith slationer and Bookseller Cemmple Smith 502 Fourth Street Special Inducements will be offered to Students desiring Engraved Cards

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Ww. OO: KNOLLS Proprietor of The [,eading Meat Market Telephone Main 50 3808 Mendocino Street Santa Rosa, Cal. SSE John Ross, Photographer STUDIO, 5154 FOURTH STREET Jo. BUTLER Concert Violinist and Orchestra Leader Dances and Parties a Specialty Apply or Address Moodey’s Store GEORGE WILSON PROPRIETOR COR FOURTH AND B STREETS SANTA ROSA, CAL. “Palace of Sweets’ C. T. SHERMAN, Prop. 619 Fourth Street CANDY AND ICE CREAM The Latest in Bowling Are the new Automatic Ae Give us a call. 312 Mendocino St.