Santa Rosa High School - Echo Yearbook (Santa Rosa, CA)

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cmt - THE PORCUPINE 21 2. Remember thou the study hall, to keep it quiet, for therein must thou labor diligently. 3. Thou shalt not spoon, for a queener is an abomina- tion unto the High School. 4. Stamp not loudly with thy feet, lest thy neighbor be reported. 5. Thou shalt not raise a rough house, in the Lab., lest “he” send thee below. 6. Remember thy teachers, to jolly them for a straight “S.” for a good jolly availeth much. 7. Sneak not with thy dearly beloved, lest in such an hour as ye think not, Outealt find thee out. 8. Thou shalt not make H-2-S in the Chem. Lab., for it is an abomination to the nose. 9. Put not your trust in ponies, lest in an evil mo- ment they fiy from thee, leaving thee alone in a “land of sand and thorns.” 10. Remember thou the Porcupine, to give it assist- ance, both with the fruit of thy brain and the weight of thy pocket book. HOOPER FARMER Drugs PHYSICIANS’ PRESCRIPTIONS A SPECIALTY Phone Red 43 Successors to J. N. Hooper 611 Fourth St. $ eZ Students Enter at Ainy Time @— SEND FOR CIRCULARS Hew an’s For PURE DRUGS Cor. 4th and Mendocino Sts,

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20 THE PORCUPINE tery blasts with a sense of bareness in his life, our hearts well out in silent pity. Dudley to Clara: “If you don’t promise to go with me, now, I’! untie your necktie.” Margaret is sorry she hasn’t more than one life to live for Finjaw. Mr. Outealt (Com. Geo.): “What is the cause of tides?” Ben Strong: “It’s the contraction of the moon.” Clara Einhorn (In reference to an event of Shakes- peare’s time): “I can’t describe it, but I remember of its happening.” Teacher: “Who were the vassals?” sright Student: “They invented vaseline.” Rowena: “I can’t study. I don’t know what is the matter with me. I can’t fix my mind on my lessons, at all.” (Never mind, Rowena, Tom won’t be absent much longer.) Teacher: “Where did the monks live?” Bright Student: “In apiaries.” Mr. Cox: “What is a legal document?” Clarence F.: “A marriage license.” ———— 9— ——— . THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE SANTA ROSA HIGH SCHOOL 1. Swipe not they neighbor’s manilla pad, lest he seek retribution seven fold. lee Cream = ACOBS a Santa Rosa, Cal. 939339999399399999099909 339999995999999900099909 ; : : q

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22 THE PORCUPINE IN MEMORIUM Tomorrow afternoon, about sixty minutes before ten o'clock in the morning, after lunch (free), a large man, weighing about 192 ounces, was detected by two of our handsome police officers abstracting from the hip pocket of his vest a gallon jug labelled ‘‘From That Man Dont, 121 Fourth street,” (with all the letters rubbed off), and just before raising aforesaid vial to his beef steak en- trance, exclaiming in an inaudible screech or wail, “Schwein Fleisch. Raus mit him.” Did he swallow it? Search me, for just at that critical week or minute the aforesaid H. P. O. wrenched the demijohn from his corn stealers, rushed to a local horse doctor, who, upon exam- ination, pronounced it a genuine milk shake as dispensed at the laboratory of That Man Dont, 121 Fourth street, Santa Rosa, Cal. Phone Black 79 Wholesale and Retail HART SCOTT GROCERS 400-106 Fourth Street, Santa Rosa, Cal, OCCIDENTAL HOTEL ™ Most Central Location in the City Headquarters for QUINN BANE, Proprietors Commercial Travellers W. B. Griggs, Chief Clerk Strictly first class in every respect Corner Fourth and B Streets, Santa Rosa, Cal. DOHN’S EXPRESS CO. GEO, A. DOHN, Proprietor (Class of 1900) Baggage called for and checked to all trains Will move, ship and store Baggage and Freight at Low Rates Phone Black 481 128 Fourth Street