Santa Rosa High School - Echo Yearbook (Santa Rosa, CA)

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20 THE PORCUPINE tery blasts with a sense of bareness in his life, our hearts well out in silent pity. Dudley to Clara: “If you don’t promise to go with me, now, I’! untie your necktie.” Margaret is sorry she hasn’t more than one life to live for Finjaw. Mr. Outealt (Com. Geo.): “What is the cause of tides?” Ben Strong: “It’s the contraction of the moon.” Clara Einhorn (In reference to an event of Shakes- peare’s time): “I can’t describe it, but I remember of its happening.” Teacher: “Who were the vassals?” sright Student: “They invented vaseline.” Rowena: “I can’t study. I don’t know what is the matter with me. I can’t fix my mind on my lessons, at all.” (Never mind, Rowena, Tom won’t be absent much longer.) Teacher: “Where did the monks live?” Bright Student: “In apiaries.” Mr. Cox: “What is a legal document?” Clarence F.: “A marriage license.” ———— 9— ——— . THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE SANTA ROSA HIGH SCHOOL 1. Swipe not they neighbor’s manilla pad, lest he seek retribution seven fold. lee Cream = ACOBS a Santa Rosa, Cal. 939339999399399999099909 339999995999999900099909 ; : : q

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THE PORCUPINE 19 Ware, Edna Purrineton, guards; Edna McNab, substi- tute. At the end of the first half the score stood 1—2, in the Girls’ High school’s favor, Mamie Pearce having thrown a free goal and the opponents having made a field throw The second half was more exciting than the first, both sides scoring many times. Until the last moment of the game Santa Rosa had the advantage of one point. Then our opponents scored, giving them one point advantage. When time was finally called the score stood 9—8, in favor of the Girls’ High. All of the girls played a fine game. Our sub., Edna McNab, played the first half, owing to the absence of Edna Purrington; she filled her position like a veteran. Our goalers are all that could be wished for. Mamie Pearce made quite a spectacular field throw. Dorothy Shelton and Olive Dickson each made two points. The visiting team is always at a disadvantage, owing to the strange field, etc. We have great hopes of winning the return game next Saturday, Noy. 19. JOSHES MORITURE SALUTUMUS We respectfully dedicate this page to the loving mem- ory of Bumbaugh’s whiskers. Cut off ere their prime by the ruthless hand of the destroyer, thy have gone to that bourne from which no traveler returns. To the homeless, who have sorrowfully seen their ac- customed haunts destroyed, we extend sympathy. To the hereaved himself, who must face the win- RG, Moodey i sie

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cmt - THE PORCUPINE 21 2. Remember thou the study hall, to keep it quiet, for therein must thou labor diligently. 3. Thou shalt not spoon, for a queener is an abomina- tion unto the High School. 4. Stamp not loudly with thy feet, lest thy neighbor be reported. 5. Thou shalt not raise a rough house, in the Lab., lest “he” send thee below. 6. Remember thy teachers, to jolly them for a straight “S.” for a good jolly availeth much. 7. Sneak not with thy dearly beloved, lest in such an hour as ye think not, Outealt find thee out. 8. Thou shalt not make H-2-S in the Chem. Lab., for it is an abomination to the nose. 9. Put not your trust in ponies, lest in an evil mo- ment they fiy from thee, leaving thee alone in a “land of sand and thorns.” 10. Remember thou the Porcupine, to give it assist- ance, both with the fruit of thy brain and the weight of thy pocket book. HOOPER FARMER Drugs PHYSICIANS’ PRESCRIPTIONS A SPECIALTY Phone Red 43 Successors to J. N. Hooper 611 Fourth St. $ eZ Students Enter at Ainy Time @— SEND FOR CIRCULARS Hew an’s For PURE DRUGS Cor. 4th and Mendocino Sts,