Santa Maria High School - Outrageous Yearbook (Santa Maria, CA)

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Junior Sophomore SA Class....- B Class ............. .Sophomore B Class ..... Freshman A Class... Freshman B Class..- r 1 EXCHANGES .......... ORGANIZATIONS ............................ ...... 'I I' Review Staff, Editorial Section ..... Student Body. ........................... ....,. Clubs and Other Organizations..- LITERARY ...... ........ ACTIVITIES ............ ....... ATHLETICS ......................,............... - ,.,, . Page 3 . .-...- X 5 5 ., . .... -Ar , ..... 8 I8 24 1 A 26 1 28 30 32 34 36 3 372 405 42 45 x 57 63f A 715 Boys' Interscholastic Sports ........ . ...... 72 A Girls' Sports .......................... JOKES, CARTOONS, SNAPS .......... ADVERTISEMENTS ......... . ..... BI I 84i 99f Tc T Sys-Nr' ---P-Af fs-.V -.-. CCC-VCC-.NC -.-. Cu .,., , .... Q Q U- .1 WNIF 'CJ .lil P... Si.. THF-REVIEW1924 ulIlU'IIllIIlIIIlIlIIIIllllllllllllllhlImlllll I I I I Illl I I Il l III I III III I IlIlILlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII D I L. D. XVa1ler, F. J. McCoy President P. O. Clevenger M. O. XYinters A. A. Bowhay, J. C. Rector Principal I . THE REVIEW 1924 Page Seven nllIIIIIIIlllIIIllllIIIIIlllllillllllllIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllll Il Il I I I I ll lllllll llll I I I HIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllIllllll I llllIIIIlIllIIIllIllIllII' I FACULTY I l Q Arnold A. Bowhay, Jr., Principal Colorado School of Mines E. M. University of California M. A. Erret 'Allen,,A. B., A. M. Unixersity of Nashville Georgia State Normal State University of Louisiana Vice-Principal. Instructor in Sciences Ethel Pope, A. B. I llniiersity of Nebraska.. Graduate work at University of California and Columbia Girls' Advisor - I Instructor in English and News Vifriting Head of English Department Bertha Allen, B. L., L. I. University of Nashville Instructor in Spanish, French, Latin Stanley G. Breneiser School of Industrial Art, Penn. Museum, Phila., Pa. Penn. Academy of Fine Arts. Phila., Pa. Art Students League, New York Graduate New York School of Fine and Abplied Arts Post Graduate Course in Italy, France, England Instructor in Art C. H. Chance f Instructor at Cuyama Branch of S. M.lU. H. S. Robert W. Clothler, B. S., M. S., Ph. D. Kansas Agricultural College Post-Graduate W'ork At Cornell University George VVashington University Instructor in Agriculture and Chemistry J. Calvin Punk. A. B., A. M. Kansas State Teachers' College Columbia University Work toward Ph. D. University of California Instructor in Mathematics Elizabeth Gaw, B. H. University of California Instructor in Cooking and Sewing vera I.. G-lines. Ag B. University of California Instructor in English, History, Community Civir-s Ida Davis Hall, A. B. Stanford University Graduate Vifork at A University of California Instructor in Spanish Helen P. Rand University of School of Music, Lincoln. Neb. Amerir-an Conservatory of Music, Chicago Wilbur D. Harkness Graduate, University of California, Southern Branch . Instructor in Mechanical Arts Instructor in Community Mechanics Carl E. Hendrickson, B. A., M. A. Provincial Normal Ca1nrose,'Alberta University of Minnesota ' I Graduate VVork at Stanford ' ' Instructor in Biology ' ' and Psychology Sameul B. Hepburn, B. A., M. A. Indiana University ' I '- Stanford University VVork toward Ph. D Instructor in History ,' Bertha I. Book, A. B. I Stanford University A , 3 Graduate Work at Stanford University Instructor in ,English, IS-panish Q Winnefred Bay Horn, A. .B. Pomona College - -- ii University of-California ' 'I Instructor in Physical Education for Girls' - ' I Charles W. Kitt' Valparaiso University 3 I Instructor in Commercial Work . Ida. M. Krlegel, A. B. University of California- . Summer Session Columbia University Summer Session Riverside Library School I Librarian 1 Irene May, A. B. University of California Instructor in English Hester I. Myers, B. S. University of California Commercial Instructor Edith Mohney, M. A. Northwestern University University of Chicago Summer- Sessions University of California Instructor in Oral English, ' Public Speaking, Drama H. M. Snell I ' Graduate Throop Polytechnic, Pasaden Graduate, Naas Seminarium, Sweden City of London College Birkbeck College. London Stratford Technical School Scarborough College, England Vifeymouth College, England Santa Barbara State College Instructor, of Mechanical Drawing and Industrial Arts W. 0. Siler , State Teachers' College, Missouri Western University, Kansas ' Instructor in Business Preparation Elizabeth Smith, A. B. Mills College Santa Barbara Normal Instructor in Domestic Science, Domestic Art, Home Management Hugh E. Welsh Oberlin College Syracuse University William J. Wilson, B. Lit. University of California Instructor in Algebra, Economics an Page Eight THE 1924 ' IllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllIHIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllll tlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillLlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllIlllllllllllllll l HISTORY OF THE CLASS OF '24 On August 5, l92O, we, the twenty-sixth band of green Freshmen to enter S. M. U. H. S., proudly signed our names upon the register and started in for real work. We chose Allan Dart as the one to lead us through our first year of experience as high school students, and although our entire line-up did not survive the hardships of freshman quizzes and exams, we were still a goodly number in August, I92I,. e As Sophomores, we elected Frank Gill to be our second pilot. This year we took an active part in all athletics, as well as social functions and student body activities. We had a happy year of it, but were glad when the name of juniorswas at last wished upon us. O ,Our third year was a busy one, featured by our good class showing in both football and baseball. This was the red letter year of all four years-as we saw our long wished-for new high school building to be a reality. How- ard Mclntosh was our 'i most worthy president, and under his leadership we made a good name for ourselves as the junior class of '22 and '23, e As seniors, we again elected Frank Gill to be our class presidentj From our ranks, we had several star football players on our school's championship team. In basketball we also occupied. a big placeg likewise, track. As one of our last duties for S. Nl. U. H. S., we are endeavoring to make this edition of the REVIEW the best yet. , And now that we are about to graduate, we find it hard to leave our beloved school. and all those things which have made our four years such happy ones. Nevertheless. we are proud that we have reached our goal-4 graduation, and as a parting word to you, our classmates of '25, '26, '27, and '28, we wish vou the best of success and happiness in vour remaining years in S. M. U. H. S. EDITH TUDOR, '24 4' . SE NIORJS' FAREVVELL 'Our High School days are over, And with tears we say good-Jbye To loving classmates, friends and teachers, To our honored school,-Santa Maria High. Memories of our four years spent, J-oys of friendship's golden hours, We will keeip, and cherish ever, i As gifts that could be only ours. Future holds for us new duties, Greater tasks than yet we've done: These we must do, and still on-W-ard climb, sf 'Ere 1ife's rewards can be won. , J And so, as they draw t-he curtain -On us, the class of '24, r We wave farewell, we shout a.dicu- We say good-bye, and au revoir. EDITH 'rUDo'R, '24 THE REVIEW 1924 Page Nine ' lllllIIllllllIlllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllIIIIIllllllllllIIIIllllllIlllIlllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIl IIIIIIIIIINIINllllllllllllllllll Illlllllllllllllllllllllllllil I I lllllllllllll Illll llll I l Il Ill lllIIllIIIIIIliIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllu l 5 LEO ACQUISTAPACE Football 1.2, 3, 45 5 Baseball 12, 35 4 Block Letter society 5 12, 3, 45 1 Breeze 12, 3, 45 1 Better Speech H 5 , Program 135 N Business Manager Fire Prince 145 Publicity Manager Frederick 'Warde 145- Review Staff 145 The village cut-up. MARY BENTO Honor Roll 115 Baseball 115 Basketball 11, 25 Spanish Club 12, 3, 45 A. G. S. 13, 45 . Senior Bazaar 145 Point and Letter Society 145 Always merry. THELMA BRICKEY Better Speech Program 135 A. G. S. 12, 3, 45 Class Officer 145 Blue Mask Club 13, 45 Senior Bazaar 145 Fire Prince 145 1 Lorelei Club 145 Glee 145 Point and' Letter 1 Society 145 Our Senior queen. JOHN BRENEISER Transferred from Academy High, Erie, Penn., 135 H. S. S. 11, 2,5 Off. 13,45 Delegate to H. S. S. Convention, Long Beach 145 Blue Mask Officer 135 Lightweight Basket- ball 135 Suppressed Desires 135 Review Vaudeville 135 Breeze Staff 135 Splash Staff 145 Review Editor 145 Singing Soul 145 Senior Play 145 Smiles-and more smiles. 77 JAMES BATTLES Athenians 115 Track 12, 3, 45 Class Officer 12, 45 Blue'Mask 13, 45 Civics Club 135 Block Letter Society 145 Glee Club 145 Boys' Quartet 145 Midsummer Night's Dream 145 Talking-his pastime. CATHERINE C A RROLL Honor Roll 125 5 A. G. S. 12, 35 Pres. 145 5 Senior Play 135 5 Senior Bazaar 135 Better Speech 4 Program 135 Point and Letter . Society 145 1 Student Body Off. 1145 4 You are my Dream Girl Page Ten THEREVIEWl924 'WW'UUllW 1WINIMH-I-HH'Iwwll' W W Ww 'W-Wwumumummswwnuuouuxnnx l mn n I ll 1 u uuum nu lllllllIIIIUIIIlllllllllIlllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIlllllIlIlllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHu PERRY CULLEN Better Speech Program 131 Agriculture Club Officer 131 H. S. S. 12, 3, 41 H. S. S. Initiation Committee 141 French Club 1Pres. 3, 41 Dreadnaughts 141 Senior Bazaar 141 Merit System Committee 141 He's very jolly, and amusing, too . A model lad I think, don't you? WIARTHA DONNELLY Transferred from ' Arroyo Grande 111 Class Officer 11, 21 Basketball 111 Booster Club 121 Review Staff 12. 31 A. G. S. 12, 3, 41 Better Speech Program 131 Blue Mask Club 12, Officer 3. 41 Lorelei Club 141 She may be able to draw a straight line, but could never walk it. MARY COLFI Better Speech Program 131 Blue Mask Club 12, 3, 41 A. G. S. 12, 3, Pres. 41 H. S. S. Officer 141 A Fire Prince 141 Point and Letter Society 141 Senior Bazaar 141 Glee Club 141 Her stature tall-I hate a dumpy woman. YVILLARD FORBES Civics Club 121 Football 12, 3, 41 Block Letter Society 12, Pres. 31, 141 Baseball 11, 2, Captain 3.1, 141 He used to have the look of timidity in his eyes, but now- Sjeak for yourself, Bill. FRANK CULLEN French Club 131 Pres. 141 Review Staff 141 A silent soul-oft'times more interesting' than the best of talkers. 1 EVELYN ELLIOTT ' Transferred from Arroyo Grande 141 A Honor Roll 111 1 Spanish Club 13, 41 A. G. S. 141 Speech is great, but silence is greater. . THE REVIEW 1924 Page Eleven ' ULUljllllIIIll!IIllIilllIIIIIIIHIHIIllllIllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIllIlwIlllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll H llllllllll Ill I llllll ll ll I I IH l I I I FRANK GILL ' Dreadnaughts 11, 23 . Glee Club- 11, 2, 33 Mikado 113 Block Letter Society . 12, 3, Sec. 43 . 3 H. S. S. 11, 2, 3, , Pres. 43 - 1 Class Officer 12, 3, 43 1 Football 123, 1Ass't. Captain 33, 143 Baseball 12, 33 Review Staff 12, 43 Basketball 13, 43 President Boosters 123 Student Body Officer 13, 43 Fire Prince 143 Boys' Quartet 143 Senior Bazaar 12, 43 Come on, old gang, another touchdown. MARGARET FORTUNE ' Transferred from Santa. Monica High School 123 Blue Mask Club 12, 3, 43 Review Staff 13, 43 A. G. S. 12, 33 Breeze Staff 133 Knave of Hearts 133 Her voice is ever soft- Gentle and low, an excellent thing in woman. ' BLANCHE FINNEY 3 . Glee Club 11, 2, 43 Spanish Club 12, 3, 43 Blue Mask Club 12, 3, 43 A. G. S. 12, 3, 43 Better Speech Program 133 Lady of Shalott 123 Fire Prince 143 Meet me tonight in Dreamland, You and your Buick 1 Six. SI-IIGEJI KONISHI Civic Club 12, 33 My best thoughts come a little too late. ALAN JOHNSON Mikado 113 Glee Club 113 Orchestra 11, 2, 33 Civic Club 123 Dreadnaughts 11, 23 Fire Prince 143 Review Staff 143 The angels laugh, too, at the good he has done. LILLIAN FREEMAN Basketball 113 Mikado 113 Glee Club 113 3 Dreadnaughts 11, 23 3 Better Sneech 3 Program 133 Music Memory . Contest 133 Review Staff 13, 43 Merit, Service Point Committee 143 A dandy friend, a. good old pal, The bestest chum in B sunny Cal. ll ll III I IIN!IlllllllllllllllllllIllll llllllllllllIIllllllIllIIlllIlu Page Twelve THE REVIEW 1924 lIINlIIIlllllllllllllllIllllllllltllhlnlllll llllllllflllllllllll II IN llllllll II I 1 l 1 I IIIIII Ill l lllll I I Ill llllllllllll I lllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIlllllllllllIIllIlIlIIIlIlIIIHIlu HOXVARD McINTOSH Class Officer 11. 2, 33 Class President 133 Civic Club 113 Block. Letter Society 123, 1Sec. 33. 143 Student Body Officer 133 School Yell Leader 13, 43 Baseball 12, 3, 43 Review Staff 13, 43 1Ma.nager 43 Senior Play Chairman 143 Better Speech 133 Inv. rack Chair- man 133 Senior Bazaar 11. 2, 3, 43 Advertising Mgr. Vaudeville 143 'When he speaks they all do listen. MADELINE HANSON Transferred from San Diego High School 143 Track 133 Girls' League 133 Spanish Club 143 Point and Letter Society 143 A Winsome lass with bobbed hair Whose claim to beauty is just and fair. IRENE GIACOMINI Transferred from Immaculate Heart College, Hollywood 133 Honor Roll 11, 23 Glee 113 Basketball 123 French Club 12, 33 Better Speech Program 133 A. G. S. 13. 43 Point and Letter Societv 143 Senior Bazaar 143 She does not need to speak-her eyes are her tongue. LEVIS 4 RAMALHO Civic Club 123 Block Letter Society 143 Football 143 Mid-VVinter Track Team 143 The mission of genius: to Watch and to Wait. JACK OATES Transferred from v Escalon High School 143 Basketball 143 Splash Staff 143 News VVriting Staff 143 Blush, and the girls blush with him. DELPHINE MONTEZ Glee Club 123 Basketball 11, 23 Lady of Shalott' 123 Better Speech Program 133 A. G. S. 12. 3, 43 Point and Letter . Society 143 Spanish Club 143 Blue Mask Club 143 A jolly girl, the best I've Seen, ls our classmate, Delphinef' L 3 1 THE 1924 Page Tfhirteen ulllllllIIlllIlllIlllllllllIllllllllllIIllIIllllIIlIIlllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllll llllllll ll lllllll lllllllll I I IIllIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIllIllllllIIIllllIlllillIIIIIINIlIIllIIll!IINllINIIIllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllmlllllllllllll 4 ' S , 9 ALTA MANKINS , Basketball 11, 31 Baseball 111 , Glee,Club 121 1 Lady of Shalott 121 1 Better Speech Program 131 Spanish Club 141 President Point and Letter Society 141 A. G. S. 12, 3, 41 Let's have a chat. KATHLEEN O'LEARY Transferred from San Jose High 141 Tennis Club 11, 21 Glee Club 12, 41 Miss Cherry Blossom 121 Bobo 131 Class Officer 131 Breeze Staff 141 Will o' the YVisp 141 A. G. S. 141 Blue Mask Club 141 Ye model Irish lass. RICHARD SPENCER Transferred from Los Angeles High School 121 Boosters' Club 121 Better Speech Program 131 Basketball 141 Blue Mask Club 141 A U. S. History Shark. MORRIS STEPHAN Dreadrlaughts 11, 21 Glee Club 11, 21 Mikado 111 Boosters' Club 121 Class Officer 12, 41 Lloyd Cup Debate 131 Co-Op. Store Mgr. 13, 41 Better Speech Program 131 Block Letter Society 13, 41 H. S. S. 13, 41 Student Body Officer141 Football 13, 41 Basketball 13, 41 Track 131 Fire Prince 141 Great minds make big men. BERTH INA MARTLETT Glee Club 11, 21 A. G. S. 12, 3, 41 The World will be set on fire, If she ever Starts stepping. MILDRED OLIVER 1 A. G. S. 12, 3, 41 Glee Club 11, 21 Mikado 121 Better Speech Program 131 1 Blue Mask Club 13, 41 Review Staff 12, 31 Dreadnaughts 11, 21 1 A true born artist. 1 4 Page Fourteen THE REVIEW 1924 allIlIIllllllIIIIIllIIIIIllllIlllllllllllHIllllmllllillllllwgwjlgllll I ---I i - ILI-QI n I n mumnnum n on ll nuummmuuununnumunmyI-IMQQMQQQEIQT:QQUHEQQn3uuQnWHEM - LOUISE PISANI ' ' Transferred from Wash- ington Irving High School, New York 121 1 Honor Roll 111 Spanish Club 12, 3, 41 Blue Mask Club 13, 41 Better Speech - Program 131 A. G. S. 13, 41 Breeze 141 Senior Bazaar 141 The best of Little Old New York. MARGARET SVVORD Orchestra 12, 3, 41 Glee Club 11, 2, 3, 41 Mikado 121 Midsummer Night's Dream 141 H. S. S. 11, 2, 31 Class Officer 11, 21 Booster Club 131 Singing Soul 141 Fire Prince 141 Mixed Quartette 141 Accompanist 11, 2, 3, 41 Breeze Staff 141 Fanny and the Servant Problem 141 Don't you think I'm just about right, My vampish ways quite out of sight? LEO TOGNAZZINI Civic Club 121 Football 13, 41 Track 141 Baseball 141 Like two single gentle- men rolled into one. PAUL THOMAS Attended Hollywood High School 1914-1915 Attended S. M. U. H. S., part time 1922-'24 Y Fannie and the Servant Problem 131 A man he Seems of cheerful yesterdays And confident tomorrowsf' CORA PHILBRICK Transferred from Margarita Black High School 141 Glee Club 111 Annual Staff 131 A. G. S. 141 The fairest garden in her looks, And in her mind the wisest books. LAURA SILVERIA Dreadnaughts 11, 21 H. S. S. 11, 2, 31 Class Officer 121 Review Staff 131 Basketball 131 A. G. S. 12, 3, 41 Better Speech Program 131 Point and. Letter Society, Sec. 141 Senior Bazaar 141 She's beautiful -- there- fore to be wooedg She is a woma.n-there- fore to be won. l THEREVIEW1924 Page Fifteen mlllllllIllIlllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllll1 I c um mmunu n Illllllllllll lllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIllllllllllillllllllllllllllllIIIllIIIIlINIIlIIIIIIIIIlIllIIllII5IllllllllllllllllllllllllIIlIlllIIl0 l ' WILLIAM COBB 1 i l Football 12, 3, Capt. 45 5 Baseball 12, 3, 45 l Track 145 Block Letter Society 12, 3, Pres. 45 Noisy boy--a. Freshie's joyin EDITH TUDOR Orchestra 11, 45 A. G. S. 12, 3, 45 1 Better Speech Program 135 Point and Letter 5 Society 145 lVith Nature as her teacher. TERESA TUNNELL Dreadnaughts 115, Officer 12, 3. 45, Lloyd Cup Debate 115 H. S. S. 11, 25, Officer 13, 45 Spanish Club 12, 35 French Club 135, Officer 145 Blue Mask Club 12, 35, Officer 145 A. G. S. 1Officer 25, 13. 45 Review Staff 13, 45 Breeze 13, 45 Accompanist 12, 3, 45 Fire Prince 145 Fannie and the Servant Problem 135 . Point and Letter Society 145 A sweet and virtuous 4 soul. ALEX GOULD Class Officer 12, 35 Student Body Officer 135 Block Letter Society 12, Officer 35 Baseball 12, Capt. 35, 145 Blue Mask Club 135 I am Sir Oracle. INEZ VAUGI-IN A. G. S. 12, 3, 45 Glee Club 115 Blue Mask C1ub12, 3,45 Spanish Club 125, 1Officer 35. 145 Better Speech Program 135 Senior Bazaar 145 Breeze Staff 145 Sweet for-get-you-not. ALAN DART Class Officer 11, 35 Glee Club 11, 25 Dreadnaughts 11, 25 Mikado 115 Blue Mask Club 12, 35 Football 13, 45 Block Letter Society 145 Basketball 1451 Breeze Staff 145 Fire Prince 145 Review Vaudeville 13, 45 Boosters Club 125 And he can tango, too. GERTRUDE TODD Dreadnaughts 115 Glee Club 11, 25 Mikado 115 Better Speech Program 135 ' Basketball 135 Senior Bazaar 145 Breeze Staff 13, 45 A. G. S. 13, 45 - A shark at tennis- 'n everything. ' pn. sm. THE REVIEW 1924 lIlllllQllIIllllIlllltlllllllllllllhlllllllll IlIllllIlllllIltllllIllllllllllIlllllllIllIllllllllllIIDIIIllIIIIIlllIlIUlilllIlIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ' 'FUTURE GLIMPSES OF '24 Leo Acquistapace says that he is glad he is through with school as he will now have more time to spend in Guadalupe. Mary Bento is planning on going into the movies at Hollywood. Thelma Brickey has been heard singing The West, A Nest, And You. Catherine Carroll seems to think that Santa Maria C. is a good future refuge. ' James Battles is planning to be a second Burbank. He intends to suc- ceed in getting two bean plants to grow where one heretofore has grown. John Breneiser says he just hates to quit school as he has become so greatly interested in art and S. M. U. H. S. artists. 'Perry Cullen has applied for the position of future geometry teacher in S., M. U. H. S. Frank Cullen informs us that Santa Maria C. is good enough for him. Mary Cole has been engaged as a model by the Paree Shop in our great metropolis. , Martha Donnelly has announced her intentions of entering the Women's Police Force in Los Angeles. A Willard Forbes has become so greatly interested in U. S. History that he decided to become a teacher of that subject. . Evelyn Elliott has accepted the position. of private secretary to Mr. Allen. She tells us that she has a very difficult job, as the attendance of S. M. U.. H. S. is quite irregular. . Frank Gill is to bethe proprietor of a Road Cafe in Orcutt. A. Blanche Finney has decided to move to San Luis Obispo, as gasoline is so very expensive. Alan Johnson is planning to be a Sugar King. Margaret Fortune says she hopes she will some day find her ufortunef' w I Shigeji Konishi is going to Japan to teach the people there the art of raising beans. Q Lillian Freeman tells us that she is simply crazy about Los Angeles: so consequently intends to make her future home there. I Howard Mclntosh has accepted the position of yell leader at Stanford. Irene Giacomini is soliciting our patronage for her beauty parlor in Guadalupe. - Jack Uates intends to reside permanently in Santa Maria as he has become quite popular with the fairer sex. ' Madeline Hanson is studying to be a director of aesthetic dancing. Levis Ramalho is planning to go to Waikiki to .further his study of the Hawaiian guitar. THE 1924 t Page Seventeen lllllIlllllIllllIIIllIIIIIIIIlIIIllIIIIllIIIIIIllIllIllllllllllllllllllllllmIIIIIlIIIllINlllllllllllllllllllllll WMUIWl l11lWlNHii1UW ilhlllllllilllllIllIllllIllIIIIIllllIIlllltllllllllllllllllll llNIlllNlllllfmI Delphine Montez has been engaged to teach in Sisquoc. I Alta Mankins has already found her knowledge of shorthand to be of value to her, as she has been offered the position of court reporter in Nipomo. ' Richard Spencer is going on the stage as a rival to Charlie Chaplin. Berthena Martlett is to be the dancing instructor at all the Los Alamos dances. Kathleen O'Leary is to be the future proprietress of the Princess skating rink. . , Morris Stephan informs us that he has accepted the position of chief clerk in a large candy store in New York. He was able to secure such a position as he has had a great deal of experience selling candy in the S. M. U. H. S. Co-Op. store. Q Mildred Oliver tells us that she is going to remain at home in Santa Maria and attempt to become popular by painting a picture of the Santa Maria river. Louise Pisani is going to Italy to take up the study of voice culture. Leo Tognazzini has accepted the position of conductor on the West Electric Railway, operating between Guadalupe and Santa Maria. Cora Philbrick will resume the duties as postmistress in Gary as soon as school is out in June. Margaret Sword tells 'us that she has had enough of school, but as yet has not announced her future intentions. OI ' 'Paul ,Thomas says that he intends to follow closely in the footsteps of Thomas Edison. Laura Silveria tells us that school worries will no longer be hers, as she is now supporting a diamond. William Cobb is goingto Tia Juana. He is going to be the proprietor of a hot dog stand in that popular city. Teresa Tunnell has made plans to leave soon for an extended lyceum tour of Europe. Allan Dart has given up the idea of being a dentist, as he has been offered the position as animal tamer in Barnes' Circus. 'Edith Tudor has decided to be a nurse. She says that she will gladly prescribe to any or all of our future ills, pains or aches. Alex Gould is to be chief twirler for the Giants during their next season. . Inez Vaughn has opened an Art Shoppe in Betteravia. Gertrude Todd tells us that she is going to settle down to a very quiet life now, as her four years of gay life in S. M. U. H. S. has made a nervous wreck of her. Page Eighteen, THEREVIEW1924 .lllUllUU'lllllUlllllIllIlllll Ill. lflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llIIllIllIIMIIIlllllIlllllIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllll' . CLASS 19242 Senior B Prophecy New York, ' ' ' November 3, 1923. Dear Estelyne: ' Q Imagine, if you can, my feelings, when glancing over the personal column 'in the Paper the other morning, as has been my custom since entering this law office, I saw one which requested any one who had graduated from Santa Maria High Sch-ool lwith the class of 192455 to write to a certain box at the office of the paper. Of course I did so, and who do you suppose it was? Frances Arrias. She asked me to call at her h-otel, whichl did, and we had a lovely time talking over old times at Santa Maria. - - ' It seems that Frances and Irene Signorelli are owners of a large dressmaking establishment in Los Alamos. Creations from this shop are seen all over -the world. I ' Frances 'told me news of nearly all the old class. Helen La, Franchi and Evelyn Munger are running a large bakery at Orcutt and are famous the country over for their delicious angel food cake. They give Miss Smith all ,the credit for their success. . Donald Cook is head trainer at the Zoo in Gary, He is wonderfully successful in training the animals. - ' Margaret Graham has become a bare-back rider in the 'largest circus in the World. p She. has justfreturned to her villa at Santa Maria, from a tour of the world, whereshe was sh-own every honor possible in the countries she visited. . Charles Brown is president of the Push'em Automobile Company and claims that -this is the best car made. Betty Vaughn has made a name for herself by her work in cheering up the homesick monkeys in the Zoo at Garey with her old Irish songs. Randall 'Litzenberg operates a chain of five, ten, a.nd fifteen-cent stores in Africa. The natives look on him as a white god and a.re'exceedingIy fond of him. i' Frank Bradford left soon after his graduation for Los Angeles, where he entered the' moving pictures. He worked himself up until he is the best director in the business: Jennie Locarnifni a-nd Barbara. Higgens are two of the most popular ,stars in 'his company. n XA xCleone Plaugher has made her fortune selling Eskimo Pies to the natives Hof Greenland. - ' sw- E-dith Webber is living in.China where she is employed by the American ambas- sador as his.private secretary. ' , T' T 'Paul Oakley has been very successful in running a jitney service between Guadalupe and Nipomo. . - 23: .Richard Oliver has become a renowned specialist and has as his assistant Ruth Ties. Together they have performed some miraculous operations. I Albert Wickenden went to Australia and bought a. large sheep ranch and is now reported to -be one of the richest men on that continent. I Manuel Silva left for Spain immediately after his graduationhfrom high school and became a bull-fighter. He is now the most loved .toredor in all Spain, 'Mabel ,Burwick has become famous as a portrait painter. P l Delinda Silveira is avpopular member of the exclusive society set -of Guadalupe. I Edith Edwards is head buyer for Haslam's Department Store in Santa Maria. She goes to Europe several times a. year to purchase new styles. Carey Morrison has discovered a new method to soften hard water and has made his .fortune from this discovery. l And now,s Freckle , how do you like being a reporter? Isl it as interesting as we used to find it on the news staff of the high school Breeze in the old days? I still take the Santa Maria Times and look forward to reading your fine articles. I ' ' - ' Well, here's luck to you and the rest of the old class. ' ' As ever. I. H.. '24K2 THE REVIEW 1924 ' I 1 l Hill ll ll I ll ll llllllllllllll III ll ll lllllll I Ill! llll Illlllllllllllllllll lllIIIIIIllIIllIIllIlllllllllllllllllllllllll ll lllll I IIIIIUIIIIIllllllllllllllllhilfll Nil lllllllliillll FRANK BRADFORD Class teams 11,25 Class officers 125 Track 11, 25 Dreadnaught 13. 45 Spanish Club 13, 45 Glee Club 13, 45 H Spanish Club 11. 25 A. G. S. 12, 3, 45 Class Officer 125 Glee Club 115 Senior Play 135 FLEN LA FRANCHI Class Teams 11. 2, 35 Better Speech 135 Basket Ball 125 Pfbillt and Letter' 145 EDITH FIDXVA RDS A. G. S. 12, 3, 45 Spanish Club 12, 3, Blue Mask Club 13 Baseball 115 R. I-1. S. S. 11. 25 Art Editor Snlash' Breeze Staff 13, 45 Better Speech 135 Glee Club 125 Senior Bazaar 135 ! 1 RA NDA LL LITZFNBE H. S. S. 11, 2, 35 Class Teams 11, 35 Breeze Staff 125 Spanish Club 11, 25 CHARLES BROYVN Class President 135 4 5 45 145 RG Class V-President 145 May Queen Contest Officer 3 1 5 Masquerade Committee 12. 35 Student Body Treasurer 135 Student Rody Vice- President 145 ESTFILYNE HUGHES Class Teams 12, 3,45 A. G. S. 12, 3, 45 Officer 135 Class Officer 145 Blue Mask 13, 45 Glee Club 135 Better Speech 135 Pale Twenty THEREVIEW1924 mf- 0 1 un 1 nun: nun Hllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll un I nyIEEEliQ IIIilglllfllgilgggflllgyjligvncn 1 CAREY MORRISON Basketball 13, 47 Class Officer 127 H. S. S. 147 Spanish Club 127 Better Speech 137 MARGARET GRAHAM Civics Club 117 H. S. S. 11, 2, 3, 47 Booster Club 127 Breeze Staff 127 Spanish Club 12, 3, 47 Blue Mask 12, 3, 47 A. G. S. 12, 3, 47 Better Speech 137 Splash Stalf 147 FVFILYN MUNGER Class Officer 117 lareaunaugm 11, 27 Class Teams 11, 2, 37 Basketball 137 Better Speech 137 A. G. S. 12, 3, 47 Oificer 147 MANUEL SILVA Civics Club 117 Spanish Club 12, 3, 47 Officer 13, 47 Agriculture Club 137 Vaudeville 137 MABEL BURNVICK Transferred from Turlock 1-lign Scnool 137 Blue Mask 13, 47 Olficer 147 H. S. S. 13, 47 Officer 147 Point and Letter 13, 47 Secretary Student Body 147 Drama Class Play 147 Breeze Staff 13. 47 heview Staff 147 Delegate, l-l. S. S. Convention at Long Beach 147 IRENE SIGNORELLI Civics Club 117 Class Team 117 Spanish Club 11, 2, 37 Breeze Staff 127 H. S. S- 137 A. G. S. 12, 3, 47 Point and Letter 147 . Better Speech 137 THE REVITEW 1924 Page Twenty-One . mlglllllllIIIIHIHIIMIIIIIIIIIIHIIIYIHIHIIIIllllllllllllllllllllIIIIllllllHMIIllllIlllmllwlglllwlillwlilwlQXEQllllllIlllhllnwlllglllllllllllulgwqlyllulqjl RICHARD OLIVER Basketball C35 Class President C25 Debating Club 425 Orchestra Cl, 2, 35 Class Secretary 115 Better Speech 135 ' CLEONE PLAUGHER Mikado 115 Review Staff C25 Song Leader 12, 35 Fire Prince Q45 Class Officer Q35 Senior Plays 62. 35 J. C. Play C35 Blue Mask Cl., 2, 35' 5 Officer 62, 35 ' Dreadnaught 11, 2, 35 Booster Club 125 X Class Team 615' Glee Club Cl. 2, 35 Lorelei Officer K45 ' A. G. S. 12, 3, 45 Breeze Staff C35 Better Speech Q35 BARBARA I-IIGGENS Transferred from King City High School C25 Better Speech I35 Spanish Club Q45 2 Senior Bazaar L45 s.. PAUL , OAKLEY Transferred from .. El Centro High School 43513 Football Q35 Class Officer H5 Merit Point Com- mittee 445 Block Letter 445 . Spanish Club 135 ALBERT VVICKENDEN Class Officer 42, 35 Spanish Club 12. 35 Block Letter Society ' 11, 2. 35 Football Ll, 2, 35- Boys' Glee 12, 35 Boys' Quartet Q35 Track 135 BETTY VAUGHN H. S. S. C35 11I'81'lCl'l Club 135 Glee Club 41, 2, 35 Mikado C15 Blue Mask C45 A Better Speech C35 A. G.. S. 12, 3, 45 Lorelei Club 145 Fire Prince Q45 Never-the-Less C35 ' The Diabolical Circle Q45 M ' s II ll -IIIIIIIMIIEIllllllllllllllllllllllllyulIllllllllIUUlumlwlwiwllllllllllllllul 1 N . A Page Twenty-Two THEREVIEWl924 uTnmEnauulnilnirugi ulImilQMHQlHll1HllilHlMlH1EllIMiiioHnin ink '- :AAA QQglfiQQHWlihinEini:Muinml1ImilnulliluIlilinuunnlllnllninunluluiniluulIl -40- GR' .IFNNIE LOCARNTNI French Club 143 A. G. S. 12, 3, 43 1 Point and Letter 13, 43 Senior Bazaar 133 Basketball 12, 33 . Class Team 11.3 Blue Mask 143 EDITH XVEBBRR Class Team 11, 33 Better Speech 133 Art and Drama Club 123 Breeze Staff 1-43 Basketball 11, 2, 33 A. G. S. 12, 3, 43 Civics Club 123 Point and Letter 143 DFLTNDA SILVFRIA Civics Club 123 . A. G. S. 123 Breeze Staff 13, 43 Blue Mask 143 DONA LD COOK Football 11, 2, 3, 43 Captain 143 Glee Club 133 Class Officer 12, 33 Senior Bazaar 133 Spanish Club 123 Track 123 Block Letter Society 12. 3. 43 FRANCES ARRTAS Basketball 11 3 Blue Mask 13, 43 Boosters' Club 123 Breeze Club 123 Spanish Club 12. 3, 43 Officer 143 Rreadnaught 13, 43 Officer 133 Fire Prince 143 Glee Club 11, 43 French Club 13, 43 RUTH TIES Class Team 11, 2, 3, 43 Breeze 143 Point and Letter 143 , . A. G. S. 12. 3. 43 Class Officer 143 Better Srieech 13,3 Basketball 133 IRMA HA RDMAN 2 Class Team 11. 2, 3. 43 Blue Mask 13, 43 AQG. S. 12. 3. 43 Officer 123 Breeze Officer 13, 43 Review Staff 1-I3 Better Speech 133 l Point and Letter 143 l Civics Club 113 THE REVIEW 1924 Page Twenty-Three i llllllllllllllIIITIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllIllllllllIllllIllIll!llllIllllllllllHlllllllllllllllllll I Ill IllI1IIIIIIMIMMIIIWMQIMIIHVMMNIUIWIIDRMIINUIOHMIIIIIIIIIIIIIINIlMIIIllllimllllllllllllllllllllj' THE FOOTBALL TEAM OF '23 ' Our team was a winner last season, For we started the season right, , With a coach who was doing his duty And a gang that was full of fight. Of the teams that are around and near us We played some six or more, And even though they were fighters, ' They didn't manage to score. Then came the team from King City, I These lads were husky and gay, Although they were able to score on us, They welcomed the finishing play. W When Lancaster came to play us, Our team ran up the score, Then the champions of three counties, Added one county more. Up from the south came 3, giant team, The ,team from Long Beach High. Our men slyly looked them over, And they knew they could only try. These giants boldly intended To wipe our team from the mapg B-ut before they had taken our title T They knew they had been in a scrap. Our teams will win in the future If they will only strive to be ' Like the good natured fighting sports T The boys of twenty-three. 'if 'OUR COACH This year our teams have generally won They were al-ways in earnest, never in fung We were winning in football when it seemed like fate . To fput us up against far too much weight. In Ibasketbafll, our bun-ch had to fightg They played the games with all their might. Now track has started with a bang,f' Lea-ding the rest, here comes our gang . Our ooach, as usual, we must -confess, Isythe cause of our hard-earned success. He has always shown us what to d-o, And if he ever needs help, we'll see him through! V X MORRIS STEPHAN '24, 'l M- lltPnge Twenty'-Four THEREVIEW1924 lIIIIINSIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII llll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllulllllllllllllllllulllllumu-lmlwlllllllllllllll lllllll llllllllllllIllllllllllltlllllltllllllll lllllll lllll lllll llltllllllIIItIIllIIlItlllIlllllllllIIllIlllllllllllllhltllllllll l JUNIOR A Geraldine Doane ........ ...... 4 . ........... ' ........ ............... P resident Edward Allen .,,...,.. ............... I ...... ....... V i ce-President Margie Hughes ,,,,,., ...... . -.Secretary Marion Ross .................... .................... T reasurer Class Color Flower Purple and White Aster A Motto: Service, Co-operation and loyalty A 9514 . J UST a few years ago our class started out into the world. We were freshies then- and now 'we are--well, you all know. When we started out, there were not so many of us as there were in the other classes before us. Now there is just a nice number left and enough to hold up the honor of the class. 4 UNDER the guidance of our advisors, Miss Horn and Mr. Harkness, we have prospered, and with their help we have become what we are now. NEVER again will the high school be able to be as proud of a junior class as they should be ours. Our boys and girls have supported her in times of games and meets and have helped to establish the fine name she now holds. L r INTELLIGENT class! Quite true! There are quite a few of us on' the H. S. S. and a few even hold office. We know that some pins will be A carried off in the graduating class. GVER half of the class belong to the Block Letter and Point and Letter Societies. This honor has been won by getting the required number of points and honors in order .to belong. W R ESULTS in the by-gone months have been very good. -At the recent Senior Bazaar, we had a good time and came out ahead financially besides. l 1 t Al..Tl'l'OUGl'l there are only about thirty members, we hope to Be always loyal to our class. R Respect our teachers and fellow students. Support and hold up the honor of the school. 1 TI-IQE Page Twenty-Five Q5 E E E IE 15 E E EE A. I0 N JU 4 gsga WHWQ ,iv-Sm we 5 m gigs! kudos oC5b0 2 5. SE E 65,9 .bn EEE .wmgig E.gm U1 EEEE +3 2 2 E MA omg- mg:-.SI O. wlriugg 'fig s-P 2H.v: 2U'Uf,U2 lgffifc .gg r-4 E Utd memo? nm QU cd SQ!-Q Wig Q Znga 50506 Q4Nv-4 g,,CJ.,.4,-KD ofa'-44h bww 0 QE 5MgQm H2555 Qagmo as H. Zmgw M5355 622GB Simms o ,go QPZEG-va QPQQN efhgm EQUAM 'U 'I--l -A 1-1 U GJ SI SSH-G mE35N Us-.r-bog .Exim 2 250 :d,m QBQEE Us-. V Q gawk Q 0:5 Em gg gm E-4 ,A D-1 ce'.:i B 252 - O w : : O 3 w Q Q 5 Em M3 g...Qg 33:52 :QQEQ H E1 I-4 53 55 ,-'I AEE A I 8:4168 EECFQS O65mE MQM IREM SESS? HEMS5 ,,,.A Page Twenty,-Six I THEREVIEWI924 :-'Z-QI! 1' ' ' ' f s w 4 - - '- ' - -. - f f'f 'f f'1f m 1 '1--'- - --'-'11- uw 1-'-1 1''lff- I'111'I '1 'f 'ff'-1 1 uw - f '-'l- IlS4.:i4'+- i JUNIOR B President ............. ........................... ...... E l izabeth Marriott Vifle-P resident ........ ,,,,,,,, G ladys Worsham Secretary .................. ........ G ertrude Clothier Business Manager ........ ,,,,,,,,,,, A lvin Munger Breeze Reporter ....... ,,,,,, ,,,,,,, B e mice Holmes Review Editor ....... .................... G ertrude Clothier Class Advisors ....... ......... ....... M i ss Hook, Mr. Harkness 'ill' Feb. 30, l975. ' i Rained hard all day today, but I had a good time. Rummaged in the attic and found an old book with both covers off and some of the back leaves gone. Read it just the same. You could never guess what it was about. Here is part of what I read: Will freshmen never cease? No, on January I6, l92.2, another group of greens were admitted to S. M. U. H. S. We were rather a large group, and acted, the first few days, as all others of the newcomers do, but soon we organized, with Edward Allen as our president. The first semester we studied hard and got good marks. In the second half, Albert Purkiss became our ahead. The boys stepped out fbashfullyl in their football togs and won the interclassichampionship. The girls were timidg .so nothing was seen or heard of them 'in athletics. However, they came out of it and loosened their feet at the party' at which S. M. Ll. H. S. received us officially and delightedly. ' f . Isn't it a grand and glorious feeling? Sophomores, now, can't be razzed any more. Harry Gill was chosen leader. All the self-consciousness had vanished by this time, and we stepped forth and took all that was coming to us,-the interclass baseball championship, nearly, that is, if the freshmen hadn't beat us by a 5-0 score. Revenge is sweet, though! ln track we ran away from them. The second semester there weren't enough boys to go around at class meetingsg so a girl, Gertrude, Clothier, held the 'high handf The girls devel- oped a wicked swing of their arms, for they won the interclass games in hockey. Edward Allen left us this half and joined forces with the junior B's. Not fresh, not 'soft', perhaps 'junk', anyway, juniors and petticoat rule again, for Elizabeth Marriott was chosen president-Oh, boy!--and class rings ordered. This year we were represented on the Board of Control by Albert Purkiss as business manager. More boys went out for coaching, while the girls learned to dog trot, and enjoyed it very- Finish it as you will, for the pages are no more. ' GERTRUDE C. G I H 75 EU 41 l-1 2 S N 4 'U u R 0 H E n I 2 Q n 4 n D 4 08 IH JU 2 , ,WJ 4. x f '-w KQQ., D2 Lux 'Awffkg gifs M W: agiw' mnQ QS. O m viva g:'q C3'g -MUGS 3 .OCD v:E2 Mwgu MMM m 0 Q 2 2255 mug Ci 5 w.. U2 F-ui-'lf .. ami .qp u bIJc6'J Seam 53 wg 2 w -0 E552 0334 QH. wlgm G OH B5 3. eOgop mm 52 E30 QQESU wowmi IP-O .B gm.so m ash Ulm,-gs m 2 Q +I . ,Q S2022 205660 Sizes mmgmm JS MM 22655 gdann aidmm M M., M5Q2D 9095 dvdnd wwMog HQEZ .wvku 3,423 Ou mn m . 35325 pggOm ,Q,h yn -4 Gaim! OO-p-:CDO S03 0 Hfvfa 594m .Q ww EESTE Hwggm oin W mw:oA EGM 00m S i,nQg H5252 522mm 12290 we BQEQS Om mg Manta QM-lqpm HSSP mwmhg MSEQO EEHSS , f ' 1 ,,,, . lf, Q- XAN , , ,, , A gm Kwu 5 ff u wr 1 w. , ,.f n x MW! MZQw P' A Pale Twenty-Eight THEREVIEW1924 Ilvl awww lllrllrlrl mummnnnxmnmmnmuuenumuuuunuiu nnnnnnnuxnnxunnnun in mu uwmmmmnnnn nmnlunlnlnunanll 1 nunnnnunnunnxnulnuuuun n uunn n nnuIunnunn1nuvlnIIrnrnnn:lxnuuuunrxrIuuul1lmrluIlruvlrIIIIlllrlrlllllllllrllllllllllll 'l'l ' SOPHOMORE A Albert Taylor ...... ....... P resident ............ ........ J ewell Overton James Tunnell ....... ....... V ice-President ....... ....... D orothy Quick Muriel Tunnell ........ ........ S ecretary ....... ...... E dna johnson Laure Dolan ......... ....... T reasurer ......... ....... j ames Dunlap Mr. Wilsonml Miss Smith .... j -...---.-Class Advisors 'P . Uur first year in school was a great success, especially in interclass athletics. As lowly freshman, we defeated the juniors in football. The sophomores won from the seniors by a close score. The play-off for cham- pionship between they sophomores and our team ended in a 0 to 0 tie, but in the second play-off unfortunately the sophomores won by a score of 6 to 0. In baseball, we were even more successful, defeating the sophomores 5 to 0 for the championship. I Hank Rojas, a star, made the track team. . Starting the-second year, we elected Albert Taylor to guide us. One of the biggestuevents of the semester was the Senior Bazaar, which was a great success. Our booth at the Bazaar was quite a novelty as well as a success, the style being original. This semester weelected Jewell Overton president, the first girl presi- dent the class has had. ' ' The first thing we did was to give a pop-corn sale, and the money we made from it, combined with the money we already had, was sufficient to pay for our part in the REVIEW. Hooray, for our class! the first to pay its part. We hope to accomplish many more ,things before the semester is over, among them to combine with the junior B's and give a dance to the whole school. A This year we were well represented in athletics, having Hank Rojas, star halfback, on the football team. A large number of other sophomores were on the squad and some of them got to plav in parts of a few games, but not enough to make their letters. In basketball. we had Red Poulton, the find of the season, on the first team. .On the lightweight basketball team were Edward La Franchi, Bill Burgett, Franklin Billington and Bertram Rosenbluin. With these two successful years to our credit, we hope to surpass our splendid reputation in the two more years to come. 4 T H E It jE X! I 13 vV 19 2 4 P a K e T w eng Y -N i n e 2 A P H 0 H OBE S0 . Ev Q 235 25252 Wzglg 23255 Qifli Digi? 2-gmga 5 img O oi idgaw 2 OE aging giigg 355mm Q :QE EEEMS ggggi FQ' 'Ecu-3 Eggs 5.5, Sm 21252 QEEQE 'Smmgi 43553 'QQQME E622 gig E 5325 5 S5 .-QVQQFU 55550 gm,g QEHEQ 55225 215322 iiahia 523532 EEEME5 535352 mamdii miiipy O QHBQ 52555 si Qi? ES 2 F-4 E4 o E End 1-.rs Th THE REVIEW 1924 w. '! ' N ml IIllllIlllllrrlllvllfllvllll ll IIII ll ulllrl ww rllllrvrllllxllllr H lrlvllrlllrn u ulIrluIrllluwrlrwrruInlrun1rnwnullnnuvnunnuruuxII:InIruunnnvnuuxunnuununnnnuu miriinnirnnmq soruomomzg B W Douglas Todd .. ...... ............................. . Q ............ President Hilda Gardner .... .......... V ice-President Marguerite Hesse -. Elsie Tognazzini . -.-..-.....-..Secretary ..-..-....-.-.-.-Treasurer Maybelle White ...... .......... B reeze Reporter Douglas Todd .,,.,,,,, ,,,,,,,,.,,., R eview Editor Mr- Wil30n---- .,,,, ,,.,,,,, Faculty Advisors Miss Smith .... ' Class Colors-Old Rose and Silver. 'st' We, the class of twentyFsix and one-half, the first freshies to'enter the new building, have proved ourselves to be of the real stuff, as we told every- one when we entered. We have tried .to do our part in all school activities and feel as though we had accomplished something. Several of our boys made the football team, and the boys that were on the squad that did not make it, tried their very best. A . 0ur prospects for the track season are very bright, and we think we will be able to furnish the school with some good material. Last, but not least, our girls have been doing their stuff in athletics. They have held up the score in all the interclass games. ln associated foot- ball they tied with the J. C. girls for championship. They had good teams in hockey and volley ball, but did not win the championship in these. We are sorry to lose our' excellent advisors, Mr. Wilson and Miss Smith. and hope that our new ones will take, as much interest in us as they did. Dj T., zen 0 . . TNS JL: THE REVIEWl924 .Page Thirty-one l llllINUIIIllHllllIIIlillllIglglllw!llIIIIIlllllIIIIH!llllHHIIIHIIIIlllllllllIIlllllllllIlHllllIIllllllllllIlllllllllwllllllllmlllHlllllllllllllIlllllilIllllllIlIllllll1lllHl1llllUlllIIIIINIIIIllllllINIllllllIllIllllllIllllflmilllllllIlmlIllllllllllllllllIIIIHIIIIllllllllIllllIllllIllllm E OR OM PH S0 5255 swag away Had 3 zz S4 E333 r-4 Ehgi, N530 .EP P I-4 UJQO E -:Z mifsw Moz? SEHQE o Pgw Q M 3 3-2 :gg BPQN 1835? E 'OA H 0.53 . Nu Nw Q was 2 agieg omwf Q9 , OQBQW m.'W ' s iiiiw dm UH l'4 0 -Wg, Q 02525 Ewfag Qgmg: wpv .mg U no I4 PHS 35235 m ass if .mee -pq w 5 miga' HM ,IA DZ' gSwOa 02252 Gp? 4 'Uogfh QGQQE Z- gm Oiwmg Ubm Mwgk W mgi .S B Digg? QEEQH WWHEQ Smgwa me as sggga 5 2 U6 CD .5 EE gnmio m5H'Q QFNA E BQ.. QOQEE wimww 5 Eo x :H'w U sig Emi M6 DH me E2 H Buo2o 03253 GJ lnffg 5-4 MQIQ BQNQQ f. Pale Thirty-Two THE 1924 igmumnumuumnnnmummmmlunuuumnmnmuuuuI uu uulu I mmm umumuln IIllllllllllllllllllllllllIjllllIll!llllllilIIIHIIUIllllllllllllllllllllIllllIllllUllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllll. FRESHMAN A Louis Gregory ............ ........................... ....... . ....... P r esidenr Genevieve Clothier ........ ....... V ice-President Beatrice Missall ........ ......... S ecretary Philip Black ........ ...... T reasurer Miss May .... V, , . .... 4..Ad ' r Miss Myers.. V180 S f FRESHMAN A In the fall of l923, there entered the S. M. U. H. S. a freshman class that not only opened the eyes of the school by its quantity, but also by its qpality which has distinguished this class. Since the time that these fresh- men were initiated when they showed their good spirit, they have ranked highest in nearly all of the activities. Individually, and as a class, they showed such excellent enthusiasm that they have made great progress. They elected Louis Gregory as president and a corps of other wellspirited officers who have shown us their ability to fulfill their offices. Their interests have also extended to physical educa- tion in which the freshman girls have vied for the honors and have won the greater number of them. Not only in spirit and athletics do they excel, but also in scholarship. As a class they hold, at present, the highest record of scholarship in the school. As the class itself, however, contains over one hundred students, it is not so difficult to find a great number who stand high in activities and scholarship. In choosing their aims, they have not-'stopped at the first mountain peak, but they have claimed the sky their limit. When they have outgrown the freshman year, they will still strive toward their high aims with as much ardor as when they entered the high school. , N JP 1924 Page Thirty-T hree 0 lIIIIKHIlllllllllllllllllIllIIllHIllIllIllIlllllll!IlllllIllllllIIllllIll!llIIIIIIlllllllIIllllllIIIllllIlllllIHQIIIIIIlllIIllillllllIllIllIIIIllIIININlIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllIIllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIlIIIllllllllIlI. J I 'td Q 'N' 'M' 9e5iM952E3? ghdxraqghd I' ,EFUQ w5'm3w U-fog .-Tvbfmi 9' .,-4 mmm ,MO-1-4 DO Sow igzggmi Ek' .ggplu-ut-4 Q-1 Ulm,-l -wma g,'2...,,.... is Emo wskmdww PM an pgw 5: '-' 0956.1-iff. 'dm-v-AQ!-4 F4 , r-1 g?EigEgiEm3 F-I N m W N Pl A QCD I-QQ ce' iQS:gvo,5,3 FPS 2Mnm:M D-1 22522 SEER' ogdm Wlvzgm omgdgv QFQPES gpqwpan-160 Hom! 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M argaret Smith Breeze Editor ........ ...... ..... i ......... ......... E u g ene Stilwell Green and White. V 'mt' We wonder where the word freshie originated. We suppose it means new-new to the. foolishness of the more advanced high school students. Some might say it means green, but it could scarcely mean that, for no freshie would be guilty of such an answer as was recently heard in a senior class room. They 'story runs as follows: Miss Pope: Morris, who wrote 'The Merchant of Venice? .Morris, scratching this head thoughtfully: Why, I don't lcnow. l didn't. A Miss Pope: 'Alan, who do you think wrote it? ' Alan I'll het Morris did himself. He has a guilty look.'4' as as -12 -is Our activities have hardly begun, but we .expect to do many things which will stand out in our high school career. On entering the school, we wandered around aimlessly for several days, but now feel quite well acquainted with most of the nooks and corners. ' We do not prophesy any greatuevent on the social or athletic calendar as being due entirely to the freshmen, but we are ready to start the ball rolling, and to keep it going smoothly along the path of success. Thanks to Mr. Hendrickson for our successful start. M. v. s., 'zm -ww Ni :fi if 9 I Am 3 P1 E2 3 0 N 4 'U a Qu fl H r 1 'Z : Q llllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllll llllllll I IllIllllllllllllllllllllll ll l llllllllllIlllllIllIIIIIIIllllllllullllllllllllflml lllllllllll ? 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EXCHANGES E The Staff of l924 wishes to thank all the old friends for the continued exchange, and wishes to ask the new friends to continue sending their annuals. As Exchange Editor, l wish to compliment all the schools for the splendid way in which their annuals were made up., Each book possessed an individuality which showed close co-operation between the staffs and student bodies. v Thank you all, come again. Cardinal and Gold: Oxnard, Calif.-A very uniform book, but why use the same heading throughout? Crimson and Cold: Townsend Harris Hall, New York.-Truly a representa- tive chronicle of your school. Chanticleer: Dixon, Calif.-Your school deserves much praise. The Chanti- cleer is improving rapidly. ' El Gabilan: Salinas, Calif.-The Mission pictures add a note of distinction. El Roble Nlurmullo: Paso Robles, Calif.-Your Letter Club is a group that any school should be proud of. Cold and White: Sutter, Calif.-The class pictures are very amusing, especially Our Baby Freshmen. Q Green and Gold: Moorpark, Calif.4-Though small in volume, it contains all of the school activities. ' Olive and Gold: Santa Barbara, Calif.-Your annual is so full of school pep that it requires ea cardboard cover. Do it again. Pine Breezes: El Dorado County High.-The Art Department made a fine contribution to your book. The cover design is well adapted. Polytechnic: San Francisco. Calif.-A decidedly different cover, the book has the appearance of being finished. Re Wa Ne: Reno, Nevada.-Every department is top notch. We always receive a full page book from Reno. h -The Crest: Murray, Utah-Every page deserves honorable mention, but the use of colored headings is outstanding. The Journal: California Polytechnic School, San Luis Obispo, Calif.-Such an advantage to print your own book. Q The Monitor: Trinity County High-The. Calendar is very 'interesting and A well written. . g - . g The Svcarnore: Modesto, Calif.-One of the best literary departments. What a name for your school annual! Sounds thrilling. The Academe: Academy High School. Erie, Penn.-Beautiful cover, some ee athletic trumps, too bad Oc is leaving. W LILLIAN FREEMAN, '24 1 'Q Pale Thirty-Eight THEREVIEW1924 IQlhltllllllllllllblllltlllIllllIIullllIIIllIIIllIllIlllIIIIllIllIIIllllIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllll IlllllllllllllIIllIlilllllltl!IIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIllIlllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllll :Review Staff E Editor-in-Chief ........................... S .-.John A. Breneiser - Business Manager. ......................... Howard Mclntosh Assistant Editor ............................ Lawrence Beemer Assistant Business Manager .................. Marion Ross A Activities ...................... Boys' Athletic Editor .......... E Assistant Athletics Editor .... 2 Assistant Athletics Editor ........ Q. - E . Girls'+e Athletics Editor ........ . . E - . .. , Literary Editor ............. -. . Art Editor ................... 2. . . Assistant Art Editor ........ : Organization Editor ........ Joke Editor .................. Exchanges ....................... ..-..---.-Albert Taylor Photographic Editor .............. -. .-....Martha Donnelly ......-.......Frank Gill ..........-.....Allan johnson ...-Leo Acquistapace .-..-..Blanche Runels -.-.....Teresa Tunnell ....-...lVlargaret Fortune ......lVlabel Burwick .--..-----Frank Cullen .-...Virginia McBride ..-.--..l..illian Freeman Senior A Class Editor ........ ........... E dith Tudor Senior B Class Editor ........ ............. I rma .Hardman ' Junior A Class Editor ............... 3s,.Elizabeth Holland Q junior B Class Editor ........ - ......... ,l.Gertrude Clothier Sophomore l'A,Class Editor ...... . 2 S 2 . 5 E Freshman B Class Editor ...... E s Freshman A Class Editor ...... . Faculty Critic ............................ .Bertram Rosenblum Sophomore B Class Editor .................. Douglas Todd .-.-....Juliet Thorner ...-..lVlargaret Smith May Faculty Business Advisor.... .... Mr. A. A. Bowhay, jr. IIIllIIIIIIIIlllllIllllllilIIIIllllIlIIllllllllllllIllIllllIIItllllllltlltlllllllllllllllINIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIlltllllIIiIlllllllllllllllllilltlllllIIIUIIIIIIUININIMWIIIIINIllHIIIIWWINIIIMIIIlllllllllllllll UE'- THE REVIEW1924 Page Thirty-Nine .n n1unulnunlulunnnlnlunnumggllullnnnmwllgwuglllmgyuuunwwwuullLgLlygJQFglg lhgljllllli lrllll n -I A IIIIlllllllllllllIlllllIHIIIIIllIIIIHIIIIIllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllmm H nnvnzw smmrr or TOXV ROXV-Frank Gill, Teresa,Tunnell, Frank Cullen, Margaret Fortune, Albert Taylor. SECOND ROXV-Marion Ross, Howard Mclntosh, John Breneiser, Lawrence- Beelner. THIRD ROXV-Martha Donnelly, Lillian Freeman, Leo- Acquistapaoe, Blanclme Runels, Alan Johnson. FOURTH ROWV-Edith Tudor, Irma I-lardman, Elizabeth- Holland, Virgini,u'McBride. FIFTH ROXV-Douglas Todd, Juliet Thorner, Gertrude Clothier, Bertram ROSGDIDILIIII, Margaret Smith. Q . I -5... M... THEREVIEWIW ' IIIIIIIKIIHIIIIIIIIIIIQIQQQQQQQQW---KU Y-AW ,--i W F IQVYV IIIIIIMI-III!EMIIIIQIIIMIIIIIIIIMTIIIIEIIMEEIII!!-IISQERIIIIIIlIlIIIlNRjlll,lIgTMIlI. EDITORIAL Progress in the Santa Maria High School for the school year 1923-24, may be said to have been phenomenal. When we think of progress, we think of advances made in some line of thought or action. Our advancement has not been limited, however, to our activity, but has extended over all branches of the school's life. U Foremost, we are proud of the school spirit that has been developed. This spirit, along with the best co-operation between students and teachers that this school hasever witnessed, has, by the very quality of the work produced, carried the name of Santa Maria to more distant quarters than ever before. Secondly, we challenge any school to show a better example of school spirit in the interest of athletics than we have exhibited since the last REVIEW went to press late in March of l9Z3. Since that time we have had in their turn. track, baseball, football and basketball. In all of these, with the exception of basketball, we have not only won the top place in our own league, but have defeated one other league as well. In basketball, we placed second in our own league. Athletics, however, have not overshadowed scholarship. Actual scholar- ship has been of a very good grade. Too much credit cannot be given to our new merit and service point system, which was inaugurated at the beginning of the spring semester of 1924 by our retiring student body president. This system is tending to equalize the offices in the school, and more than that, to teach citizenship. a quality which is being demanded more and more in the work of the nation. g 'lf APPRECIATION FROM Tl-IE MANAGEMENT In every line of activity this year the S. M. U. I'l. S. has surpassed all previous years. In athletics, scholarship, student control, dramatics and journalism, we have reached a point where our efforts have been successful. The REVIEW, because of its high standards and qualities, has gained a favorable reputation in the twenty-nine years of its existence. This year we are proud to state that a financial as well as a literary success has been achieved. A great part of this year's REVIEW success is due to the wonderful co-operation among the faculty and students of the high school in supporting all literary and financial campaigns that were staged by the staff. We THE REVIEW 1924 Page Pony-one .IllllIIIIIIIlIllIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIItllllllllIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllll .0 llllllllllllllllllllll Hllllllllllll IIIIIIllllllIllllIIlHlllI!lmil. cannot express too much thanks for the generosity shown by members of our own student body. , We wish to express our utmost gratitude to the merchants who have listed their ads in our advertising section. It is through them that we have been aided in our financial troubles. We also wish to express our appreciation to Mr. Breneiser and members of the art department for their splendid work on the illustrations and cartoons. Miss May, our advisor and critic, we wish to thank for the part she has taken in aiding the staff in producing this publication. We wish to thank Miss Myers and members of her typing department for preparing the material in typed form for the printer. To all others who have aided in any way to the success of the '24 Review, the management wishes to express its sincere appreciation. g HOWARD McINTOSI-I. '24 F. Business Mgr. '11 s y HUMORESQUE Fairies come, the 'dusk is falling, Hear our music, wooing, ca-lling Fr-om our secret glade among the trees. Come and tread a mystic measure, :Summer nights were made for plesaure, Hasten here, where no man sees. Fair lady wrnoon, queen-of the night -Sails dipping through yonder cloud-flecked -blue, And the llow-worms will soon 'with soft golden light Shine from our tents of gossamer and dew. Then, fairies come, on night moths riding Through the air in swarms come .gli-ding, Float down through the trees in airy flight Till the dawn shall find our hollow, Leads your queen, and ye shall follow, Follow all, your sovereigns call, tonight. Pai F T THEREVsIEW1924i lIIlI1llllllIlllllllllIIlllIlllllIlllllllIIIIIlItllIllIIllIIllIllllllIIllIll!llllllIlllIIlIllllII!IIllIllIIIIlllllllNWI!lllltlllllIllllllIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlIIllIIIIIIllllIIIlIllIIllllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllll IIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIlllIIlllllIIllllllIIIllUUmlIlillllllllllllillllllll. 'STUDISNTA sour omcsns AND .MERIT comnirma lst' Semester E Office . Znd Semester Winston Wickenden ..4, ......... P resident ...........+. .. ......... Morris Stephan Byron Billington .......... .. ....... Vice-President .,..,............... Charles Brown Charlotte Smith ........... .......... S ecretary ............. ........ ' -Mabel Burwick Charles' Brown ..... ..... ' .... T reasurer ........................ Catherine Carroll Morrisistephan ........ Q ......... Business Manager ................ Albert Purlciss Denzil, Glines ............ ...... .... C ustodian ,..,.,.................. .....,, Frank Gill liloward Mclntosh ........... ........ . .-Yell Leader ...... .......... H oward Mclntosh Miss Pope. .......4.......... .......... F aculty Advisor-.- .................. Miss Horn Mr. Wilson-- ......... Faculty Advisor.-. ......... Mr. Hepburn A MERIT, COMMITTEE ' Paul Oakley-President i Lillian Freeman - G i Edward Allen Gertrude Clothier lv FACULTY ADVISORS l i V Mr. Harlmessi A i Q Mr. Snell Miss, Glines N 'D THE REVIEWIQZ4 Page Forty-Three V . u11nnununInumlumqmuunnmunmuuanfQ5Qygnnul1gggjlung-AQQQQQEQEEII n 1 u nn I I I ull u umulnnuu IHI uxxzlugygygwl:guinmgggqulyiggggIuuyynuunnsnunnQjwnnninQyu -- STUDENT BODY OFFICERS - TOP ROXV-Charlotte Smith, Morris Stephan, Catherine Carroll, Winston Vvickenden, Mabel Burwick. SECOND ROXV-Charles Brown, Miss Pope, Frank Gill, Byron Billington, Denzil Glines. THIRD ROSV-Albert Purkiss, Mr. Hepburn, Miss Horn, Mr. XVilson, Howard McIntosh. b Mnnrr commrrrnn , . Page Forty-Four rIiEREVIEW 1924 , IINIllllllllltlllllllllIlllllllllllhhlllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll IllllllllIIIIlllIIUIlllllltlIllllllllIlIllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIllllllllllllllllllllllll' . THE STUDENT BODY AND BOARD OF CONTROL The Santa Maria Union High School Student Body is the oldest, the largest, and most powerful of all the organizations in the school. livery student, of S. lVl. IU. H. S. is a member of the student body, which is one organization that represents the school in all its activities and settles all business in connectjon with these activities. The student body has just experienced one of the most successful seasons thatit has hadqfor many years. This success was due to the great interest and enthusiasm shown by the members as well as by the very active and efficient board of control which established a precedent in the school by awarding the eighteen gold footballs to the lettermen of our championship football team, Hereafter, future championship teams will be eligible to receive gold footballs bearing the name of the player and the date of the season in which they are won. All student body business, before being presented to the student body for a final vote, is thoroughly discussed and passed on by the Board of Control which has as members the student body officers, together with two faculty advisors. The president of the student body acts as chairman of this committee. As one would naturally expect, the student body organization, under the guidance of such a serious and industrious board of control, has been an absolute success from the financial standpoint. All student' body business was handled in the best possible manner and the students of S. lVl. U.,-H. S. are looking forward to an equally successful season under the new board of control of l924. - . D D THE MERIT AND SERVICE POINT SYSTEMS t The Merit and Service Point systems were adopted by the Student Qody upon, the recommendation and advice of the board of control. 'i The merit system has as its purpose the raising of the standard of morality and conduct in the school. By this system each student is given, at the beginning of each semester, one hundred merit credits, which may: be deducted, according to the seriousness of the offense, for misdemeanors such as tardiness, cutting classes and other conduct unworthy of a high school student. An average grade of less than 70 per cent for the full four years will prevent a student receiving a diploma. ln charge of the merit system is a committee of four students and three teachers and which serves as a court of appeals for all unusual cases. ' Under the service point system, honor points are awarded for leadership and service to the school. A record of these points is kept in case the student -desires recommendation Af6r a business position. If a student is transferred to another school or goes,to college, his merit grades are sent to the other school on the same basis as those of scholarship. ' 1924 Page Forty-Five nllllllllllIIIIIIIllllllIIIIIllIIllllllIIIIllIIIIllIlllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIHHIIIIYHIIIlIlllIlIIllllllllllllllllllllllll IIIIIITlITIllllIIIIIIllIIllIllIllIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIUIIIlllllllIlIIlllllllllll' SPANISH CLUB F if T The officers of the club this year are: President- ..................................................... ..... F rances 'Arrias Vice-President ..................... ............ M anual Silva Secretary and Treasurer ,,,..,, ,,,,..,.,... E sther Signorelli Faculty Advisor ...........,.... .,-i,,.Mrs. Ida Davis Hall The Spanish Club was organized for the benefit of the students of Spanish, so theypcould gain thorough proficiency in the language by speaking it among themselves. With this aim in view, beginning this year, the meet- ings have been carried on in Spanish, and several interesting programs have been given. . Last fall the club had a social meeting at the initiation of new members. Two duets were sung in Spanish by Teresa Tunnell, Blanche Finney and Juanita Bowers. Refreshments were served, after which dancing was enjoyed by all. Later in the year, Mrs. Hall read us a Spanish play, entitled, 'El Pobrecito juan. . The Spanish Club helped pay for the collection of reproductions of famous paintings which the Blue Mask Club bought last year. This is the most important thing the club has ,done so far, because the pictures will be ofsso much benefit to the school. First year Spanish students who are exceptionally good in Spanish, and students having taken Spanish two years, are eligible to membership in the club. T Frances Arrias Grace Marlett Matilda Silveira Adeline Barca. Marie Munoz Fsther Signorelli Mary Barca Elsie Nunez Tony Silva Margaret Bianchi Mabel Nunez Inez Vaughn Mary Bento Marcella Ontiveros Margaret Graham Edith Edwards Ida Pimentel Louise Pisani Guido Ferini Adeline Rodrigues John Arrellanes Joseph Freitas Bertram Rosenblum Alta Mankins Blanch Finney Tita Ruiz Delphine Montes Margaret Feliz , Marie Silva Frank Nicholson Barbara Higgins Manual Silva . Frank Bradford Mary McBane Bayrnond Gooclchild Albert Purkiss rag. Fam-si, THE REVIEW 1924 'llltllllllllllIIllllllIllllllIIIIllllhl:tillIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIII llIIIIIllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllIllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllu Q DREADNAUGHTS President ........... .....................,,...........,,, ,,,.,,,,..,, T e resa Tunnell Vice-President ...... - ....... Bertram Rosenblum Secretary ........... .........,...... J ack Glines Treasurer.- ........... ........ C harles Ball Faculty Advisor...... .............................. ...... lVl iss Mohney C DREADNAUGHTS Be sure you are prepared, and then go ahead and fear nothing. This injunction is necessary to one who would match his wits against another in such debates as are presented by the Dreadnaught Debating Club, one of the oldest and most active clubs ofthe S. lVl. U. H. S. ' This year theclub reorganized, drew up a new constitution, and began its career anew with a large enrollment of FRESHIES and a very few upper classmen. , A Two humorous debates have already been very successfully presented this year. l The first question, Resolved, that buttermilk should be adopted as a National drink, was given at an open meeting of the club. The sec- ond, Resolved, that a lean rat with a long tail can go through a hole more easily than a fat rat with a short tail, was given at a pay assembly, at which the Dramatic Club co-operated by presenting a movie scene called, Wile Nell, the Pet of the Plains. The Dreadnaughts now have two serious debates scheduled, one with the public speaking class on the question, Resolved, that immigration should be restricted for a period of five years, and the other with the Junior col- lege on the question, Resolved, that Muscle Shoals should be leased to private corporations. Both of these will be given before the whole school. Perry Cullen Earl Gates Juanita Bowers Jack Glines Lorraine W'inema.n Gilbert Meadows Philip Black Eugene Stilwell Charles Ball Verna Hanson Kathleen Spencer Bertram Rosenblum Frank Bradford Curtis Tunnell Fdward LaFranchi Teresa Tunnell Alvin Munger Parkes Matzinger D01-is Todd Elva, Area Marion ,Ross Fugene Silva. Juliet Thorner George Bobo Marvin Tognazzlni THE 1924 Page Forty-Seven -! ljllIIlIIIIIIIIIIlIllIIH!IIIIllIIIIIIIIlIIIIllllIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IlIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIlllIu ......., , l H. S. S. OFFICERS First Semester ' Second Semester John Breneiser ....... ........ P resident .......... ......... F rank Gill Gertrude Clothier ...... ....... V ice-President ...... ........... M ary Cole Edward Allen ......... ........ T reasurer ............... ....-.-Edward Allen Miss Mohney ....... ...... F aculty Advisor ...... ...... M iss Mohney 'Ji' HONOR SCHOLARSHIP SOCIETY M ' ' The Honor Scholarship Society of S. M. U. H. S., Chapter No. 6, of the California Scholarship Federation, is of necessity intellectually aristocratic. This exclusiveness, however, does not imply anything less than a whole- hearted welcome to membership for all who can make the grade. A Last june our society held a picturesque public initiation for the seniors who had been scholarly and energetic enough during their high school career to earn the permanent gold pins of the state federation. That evening a banquet was given in honor of the seniors who were leaving the organization. In the fall an I'lonoria magazine program was presented at assembly. The I'I. S. S. Peanut Party, to which all the graduating seniors of I923M were invited, was to say the least, an occasion of hilarious mirth. - Miss Mohney, Mabel Burwiclc, and John Breneiser represented our local chapter at the Annual California Scholarship Federation banquet at Long Beach, December 2l, l9Z3. On March I3, the club, with the help of two honorary members, pre- sented at a pay assembly, The Maker of Dreams, a fantasy in one act, by Oliphant Dawn. - PFRMANENT MEMBERS , Lucile Dexter Laura. Madruga 'Nadine Richards Vina. Freeman . Albert Missall' Aurora Soares Emma Hanson Zilda Newlove Vvilhelmina Zanetti Dorothy Herron Ross Reed Lois Young ,Ruby Hilton Hazel Ricker Page Forty-Eight THEREVIEWl924 'QllwIIIIDIHIWllIlllIlIllllbtlkMhHIMlilMElWMN NWlllIIi1MNNtlll IIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIllIIIIIllIIIllllllllIIll!llIIIIllllllltllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllll I Y.- . r be is THE BREEZE ' ' The BREEZE will complete its third year of existence at the end of this semester. . M E 'The BREEZE is a mimeographed publication appearing weekly: it is written! and mimeographed by the journalism class of the high school. The art class is responsible for cartoons and page heads while the typing class cuts the stencils. V ' E During the past semester the BREEZE has been working for a printing press, and it seems possible that the school board will provide one at the start of next semester. i Inf the high school newspaper convention held at Long Beach, the BREEZE was given fifth place among the papers competing. One judge gave the BREEZE first place, probably only the fact that our paper was mimeographed caused us to be placed so low. The BREEZE was represented at the state convention of editors and business managers of school newspapers held at Stanford, May 2g as the REVIEW went to press before this date, it is impossible to state the outcome of the' newspaper contestg in this contest the BREEZE was judged with other mimeographed publications and we see no reason why the BREEZE should not win first place, at least we hope so. ' teacher, Miss Myers and the typing depart t. and Mr. Breneiser and the ' The BREEZE owes its great success to !Miss Pope, the E journalism art department. Q5 E-Ii M 'i .Viv V V., ,v .,' f'hw -aw Ml P! 'xi V' fu ai, Fw 3 u f my iw 'gv :uv :K A 'Ioi - monfhly mafzgyazim Published by the art deparftment ofouv Sdxool and de- signecljco promote in- terest among, studenfs f of iksl . 8 andgm for f 11 inihef F603 X '5:'. !f.' 'I lm ' ' ' I I ' 1' 4'- f .' 1' rlmh ' f 4' 1 4' l ' ' x ' ..:.. ascertain Nsis ihe on1y Vx egazmz of is type put by ary school 'i'RT?IAzKSTR6Hx?sG5511f'WfQB1fQ IOTX'- Page Fifty f THEREVIEW192' P llllllllIlllllllllllllIIlllllllllilllllllllllllllltllll lllllllllll Illlllllllllllllllllllllfllllilllllllllllllllllflll IlllllllllIlllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllIIlllIlllllllIIIllIIlIIIllIlIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllltlllta t THE BLUE MASK CLUB . lst Semester Officers Znd Semester Leslye Cragg ......... .- ...... President ........ ........ .......... lVl a bel Burwick Teresa Tunnell ....... ........ V ice-President ............... ........ M artha Donnelly Charlotte Smith ......... ....... T reas. and Bus. Mgr ..... .......... E lizabeth Holland , Faculty Advisors C Miss Hand ........ ..... . .................. Nl r. Breneiser ............ ...................... lVl iss Pope Early in the second semester during the school year of l92I-22, the Blue Mask, Club was founded by a number of enthusiastic art students under the name of the Art and Drama Club. The club was organized for the purpose of promoting and stimulating a greater interest in art. While earnestly striving to accomplish their purpose, the members of the Blue Mask Club have done some very fine work along the lines of graphic art, music and' drama. W Theaim of the club is to give, besides their regular club day programs, one program before the assembly and one performance before the public each semester. The Chinese play, 'f The Singing Soul, was the most success- ful as well as the most important program presented before the public this year. - Q O The honor of purchasing a gold pin, which is awarded to those mem- bers who have earned at least fifteen service points by their work toward the accomplishments of the club, has done much to inspire life and interest among its members. The club has a rather large membership and is very popular among the students of the high school. Even though the membership has not increased to any great extent during the past year, the attendance has been good and the members have shown a surprisingly untiring interest in their work. . ' THE REVIEW 1924 Page Fifty-one D IHIHIIllllllIIIIllIIIIIIIlllIIllllllllllllIIllllllIllllllllllIIIIIllIIIH!IHIllllIIIIIIIHIIIlllllIlllllllllllllllllllllli IllIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlnllllllllllllllllw October 24, 1923 Officers January, 1924 - Officers Catherine Carroll ......... ..... , ............. P resident 11Lf3gfg,nCO13,fd'5ggig -'-' -------' ----- --- 5 3 gfgglflsf Esfelyn Hughes -------------------------------- Secretary Margie Hughesfff.1f.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.11f.ff.'.'.f.'.f.'.'. rreasurer F dl n Tudor lst Vice-President Elva Area ............................... , ............. Treasurer .rwen y . ............ , Elizabeth Marriott .......... lst. Vice-President Muriel Tunnell ................ 2nd Vice-President Jewell Overton ................ 2nd Vice-President Maybelle VVhite ................ 3rd Vice-President Vice-President Marion Young ,................... 4th, Vice-President tant Treasurer Vivian Nash ...................... 4th Vice-President Madeline Bement ............ Assis THE ASSOCIATED GIRL STUDENTS ' The organization of the Associated Girl Students was first established in the school three years ago this spring, by a group of the older girls with Miss Pope as their advisor. The club was organized in order to regulate dress to some extent and to encourage school spirit and good fellowship among the girls of S. M. U. H. S.. As time passed, the A. G. S. grew steadily in activeness and power until it now has a membership almost as large as the entire number of girls in the student body. The dues are very small and every girl in the school is eligible and welcome to join. Among other activities it is the duty of the members of the club to make the freshman feel that they really belong to the school. This is accom- plished by giving the annual Hi blinks. This year, however, on account of failure to get a day for a meeting, the senior girls went ahead and gave the Hi blinks themselves, but we do not intend to let them do it again. - Two other successful events were the Christmas Festival and the White Gift which were both put across by the girls. A beautiful booth was set up in the hall and many useful gifts were brought by the girls. At the festival, after a delightful little program and just before the dance, these gifts were presented to the Red Cross through Mrs. Winters. By joining the Girls' League Federation of Southern California, which is composed of a number of organizations similar to the A. G. S., the girls intend to gain more power for the club and to secure the recognition of the other schools that were already in the league. t The A. G. S. is an organization which is working entirely for the good and improvement of the school. The girls expect greater success in the future, since they know, that a club with good fellowship and school spirit as its fundamental principles cannot easily fail. Hilda Gardner .... ................. 3 rd l I Page Fifty-Two TH.EREVIEW1924 l lllIlllllllllIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIII llllllllllllllllllllllll Illll llll IIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllIllIlllIIlu a GLEE CLUBS ' t W The Girls' Glee Club was organ- ized by the junior and senior gir.s at the beginning of the year. They chose the name Lorelei Club, elected officers, and selected a club costume. Early in the fall, they gave their A C C- first program of the season, with - the aid of the entire music depart- ment. 'lts success won recognition for the club, and the approval. of the whole 'school for the music department. The funds from this program will be used to purchase new curtains for the music room. At Christmas time the girls donned their costumes and wandered through the halls singing carols and spreading Christmas cheer. The next semester the operetta took their time and attention for some eight weeksg in this they learned to act as well as sing. During the latter part of the year the girls furnished successful numbers for local 'club pro- grams as well as for the spring commencement. The Boys' Glee Club met, organized, and elected james Battles president at the beginning of the year. , ' A male quartet was started by Bert Wickenden, Herbert Galloupe, Frank Gill and James Battles. .They practiced regularly and sang very well on several occasions. The mixed quartet was another group of entertainers which was made up of Margaret. Sword, Bert Young, Cleone Plaugher and Herbert Galloupe. They also sang on many occasions, including the studio recitals and the Thanksgiving program. The work of the Boys' Glee Club . has been somewhat similar to that of the girls. These boys have taken part in the same programs and have learned to hold bass and tenor while wandering about the stage in the operetta. They were very active at a Christmas party given for the members of the musical department. This party was immensely enjoyed by every one present. . THE REVIEW 19.24 Page Fifty-Three IllllllIllllllIlllllIllllIlllllllIIIIIIIllIlllIllIllllllIIIIIlIIllllIIIIlIllllllllIIIIIIlIllIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Il Il II I IIIIII III III I I IIII III I I II I I III I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I IIllllIIllllllllIIIIlIIlIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIlIIIIIIllIIlIlIIlIq ORCHESTRA 1st Semester Officers 2nd Semester Margaret Sword .......,,. .......... P resident ............ ....... L eland Brooks Hilda. Gardner .....,.... ........ V ice-President ....,.. ............ C harles B8-ll Leon Vaughn .....r..,... .,...... T reasurer ..,................. .............. C harles Ball Dick Oliver ............ ......,., B usiness Manager ..... ......... M argaret ,Sword Miss Hand ......... ........ I faculty Advisor ....... ................ M iss Hand ORCHESTRA l The orchestra of the Santa Maria Union High School is second only to the Student Body in activity and school spirit. ' The reputation of the orchestra was firmly established .early in the year when it played for the first musical program of the season. Since then the orchestra has been present at almost every school activity where music was necessary. Besides playing for the midyear commencement and the C. play, it played for all assembly sings and pep rallies. Moreover, the orchestra of S. lVI. U. H. S. played the tune to which our football team marched to victory. 0 The greatest work that the orchestra has attempted this year isa the accompanying of the operetta, Fire Prince. After this work with the operetta they gave a musical concert of their own. . The purpose of the orchestra is to produce an effective ensemble, to teach sight reading, and to inspire a greater love for music. The success and firm foundation of this organization lies in the hearty co-operation and good spirit existing among the members of the club. ROLL CAI-L Leon Vaughn ........... ....,.... X fiolin Hilda Gardner ...... ......... X 'iolin Fdith Tudor ....... ..,...... V iolin Friq Vincent .......... .....,... X 'iolin flharles Ball ..,......... ............ C ornet Dick Oliver ..,.............. Cornet Byron Billington .......... ....... 'i .'ssLSibphone Leland Brooks ......, Fred Poster ............. J l Gookstetter ac: Melvin Strong ....... Margaret Sword, Madeline Bement .,...... .........Saxa.phone .........Saxaphone Melephone ...Eb Bass .........Piano ........Piano Page Fifty-Four 1924 ' :IIIllIllllIIIIIIIIIIIItlllllllIIIIIllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ugni:nygzgimilululuuugl5ljgiQQy1lQ!liylljKNEWEi'HUliQ'lUUQE'm'lmufmlll' ' The Girlsf Lorelei Club of last semester was one of the most progres- sive organizations in. the school. Under the direction of Miss Hand, the club entertained the student body at several studio recitals and one ten-cent assembly. The girls made a very pleasing picture in their costumes of red and white, the school colors. On the club pin, which is cleff shaped, is S. M. U. l'l. S., and on the guard fastened to the pin with a chain is the number 24. FRENCH CLUB . Officers President ................ . ...... ................. ......... F r anlc Cullen Vice-President ............ . ...... ....... T eresa Tunnell Secretary and Treasurer ...... ...... J uanita Bowers Faculty Advisor. ..... ........ ........ ...... ..... ...... ............... . M r s . Allen Q The definite purpose Hof this club is stated in the constitution. It is to encourage the French students and help them to better understand the French reading, literature, landscape and customs. The purpose is also to help 'the members in their French conversation. ' Interesting programs were given at all the meetings of the club last semester. These programs consisted of readings, short plays, musical mun- bers, and conversation carried on in French. The climax of these was the last meeting before Christmas. Funk played two inspiring solos and Mr. Clothier sang several fine selections. After this, Mrs. Allen sprang a delicious surprise of cake, ice cream and candy on all those present. Henry Ables Edward Allen Frances Arrias Juanita Bowers Billy Burgett ROI-L CAI-L Frank Cullen Perry Cullen Ella Curtis Margie Hughes Jennie Locarnini Lena. Silveira. Matilda. Silveira. Juliet Thorner Teresa Tunnell Eric Vincent THEREVIEW1924 Page Fifty-Five l1IllllllllllllllllIllIIIllllllllllllllllIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll l I llllllIIlllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllfllllllllllllllwllllllllllllllllllnllIlllllI BOYS' BLOCK LETTER SOCIETY Officers President ............ ................. ..... W i llm .Cobb Vice-President ...... ......, T oney Silva Secretary ......... ............ F rank Gill Treasurer ..................... ....... F rank Ferguson Faculty Representative ..... ...... C oach lil. E. Welsh The Block Letter Society is now entering on its third year of activity. When the club was organized in 1921, it was composed of about sixteen members and was organized for the purpose of paying the doctor bills for the boys injured while participating in school athletesi Membership is obtained by winning the standard block letter of the ' school. The total enrollment for l924 was 27. This year a constitution was adopted pin was decided upon. -Moreover, several doctor bills were paid. , h Morris Stephan Leo Acquistapace P l 0 kl au a ey Henry Rojas Frank Fergus Alex Gould Glen Hudson Ellis Poulton Bill Forbes O11 Members of the Block Letter Society E N John Bastenchury Clarence Norris Frank Gill Albert Wickenden Toney Silva Donald Cook Richard Spencer Gene Grafft Norris Klink 0 Cl lo Stanley Newman Allan Dart Howard McIntosh Lester Billington Vvilliam Cobb James Battles L Levis Ramalho Mr. Murphy Coach Welsh and a 41 !VIII!IllllllllIIllIlIIIlfllIIIIIll.IAllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll IICIIIIHIIIIIIIlllllllIlIlIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllIIllllllllllllllllllllljllllllllllllll-Ill -Page Fury-six THE REVIEW 1924 srunr If you can study when everyone around you ls whispering, and wanting you to whisper, too, If you can get your lessons fully knowing That the teacher will surely never call on you: And if you never slight your studies - And daily in your marks you higher climb, ' Don't be afraid that you will ever flunk and what is more, You'll bein the l'l. S. S. sometime. a ' V. REUM. '1' r s.M.u.u.s. When- our school days are over and we leave the Senior class, We .wonder just what four more years to us will bring to pass. lforiliwefknow that in our high school years great changes have ' been wrought: Armies large have conquered been and men for gold have sought. And we smile with real delight and pleasure manifest, When we think thatnot long hence we shall be put to test To try our hands at doing things the world needs to be done: In finding all, our work and play, not only tasks, but fun, Just as in our high school we were taught to find, the best, To' study and improve ourselves so we couldn't be just pests, For twher'er we roam this wide world o'er, we never shall forget, We'll always love and honor more and ever feel in debt,-- To the old school and the new one where we spent such busy days. . We never will,-we never can,--just put in words our praise. , T. T., '24 IE- Page Fifty-Eigh-t THEREVIEW1924 'IIIUIIIIDIIIIlllllllllllllllllIlllllhlulllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllkllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllIllllllllIMIllIllIIIIllllllIIlllIIIIIIIIlllIllllllllllIIllllllIIIIllIllllllllllilllllllllmlllllflll. T0 1923 FOOTBALL LETTERMEN 'On the night of January ll, 1924, about seven hours after I had received an emblem from the twenty unforgettable gridiron stars of S. lVl. U. H. S., I lay in my bed with my mind very troubled, thinking of a way in which 1 could thank them for their remembrance. The speech I tried to give them in the auditorium 'after receiving the emblem had been a failure, as I was completely tongue-tied at that time-. When finally sleep came upon me, a football field seemed to appear in a dream and upon it I saw the men ,I am going to tell you about. First of all, I saw the honorable Captain Cobb dashing down the field, the ball tucked tightly under his arms, who, after dodging all of his oppo- nents, finally brought his team to victory throughout 'the season. Then came the brains of the team, Red Gill, the one man who never loafed on the job. Many times on the field you would hear one of his oppo- nents say, Look out for that red-headed quarterback, fellowsg he is 'a terror. Q q ' Third, there was Gene Grafft, the great big fullback who put notches in the pigskin every time he punted one of those fifty-five or sixty-yard punts. He also brought victory to S. M. U. H. S. by his great ability in passing the ball from sixty to six-five yards. Fourth, came Henry Rojas, the sensational open-field runner. He made many of his opponents' noses sore with one of his powerful straight arms. Fifth, there was Denzil Glines bringing victory to the team in one of his famous bursts of speed after catching a long pass. Sixth, there popped up another brains of the team, Brick Oakley. He, like Gill, was able to use his bean, and was a deadly tackler. 'Bert Wickenden came along next. He showed the spectators as well as his opponents that he was able to cover ground in fast time when he had the ball. ' Next came the three men who played, the end positions-Stephan, Newman and Acquistapace. Three ends who fight to the finish like these can't be found every year. Stephan was a red-headed youth who could play football as- well as anyone. When a pass was floating around in the air, he usually was at the receiving end of it. Newman, as well as Stephan, was able to snag passes from the air, and was capable of holding down his position. Acquistapace was the smallest man on the team, but just the same. he smeared up many of his opponent's plays. - The tackles came next-Forbes, Ramalho and Bastenchury. Two of these were six-footers, but the third quite small. Forbes was the boy who scared many of the other side out of their shoes when they saw him coming for them. And before playing very long the other side knew that yardage through his side- of the line was impossible. Ramalho was a twin football player of Forbes, and whenever there was a fumble he was usually on the L l THE REVIEW 1924 Page Fifty-Nine l IllllllllllllllllllIHHlllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllIlllIllllIlllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIllIIllllllIIllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllillllHHNlllllllllllllllllllljlnnlllllllilllllllllllluwllllnlIliIlIllllllllll!l0 bottom of the pile with the ball. Bastenchury, although quite a bit smaller than the other tackles, brought himself up to their standard of playing by his good work, ' Klink, Dart, Hebard and Ferguson, the men next to the center, always played a deadly game. They helped to keep the other team away fromthe goal posts by stopping many center rush plays. Klink was a fat youth who knew how to stop anything coming his way. He played well either at guard or center. Dart was the fellow who made flying tackles for the team, and he surely knew how to make them. One day while making a goal, his foot flew around and caved the water bucket in, splashing water all over the spectators. ' ' Hebard was a small chap who played guard on the team for the pastp two years, and he surely knows his stuff. He had the misfortune to sprain his ankle in one game and could not play any longer. Ferguson, like the rest of the guards, was a good player, and he could also play end, for he had plenty of speed and was good on tackles. Don Cook, the l924 football captain, holds a place all by himself at center. He has played on the team at center ever ,since his freshman year.. As the coming year will be his last, he says he is going to rule. a team that will clean up everything in sight. L Then there,-appeared before my mind the remainder of the squad that did not get a chance to show what they could do this year. But, boy, wait until we turn them loose next year! just see whether they are any good or not. The lad who did his part during the whole season was Howard Mclntosh, the yell-leader, better known as lVlac. He was at every game, and when- ever the team needed some help, Mac was the boy who helped them by his yell-leading. g . Coach H. E. Welsh appeared then. There he was, the coach of many heroic football teams. We surely are proud of him, for he can't be beat for teaching football or taking care of his men: he knows his stuff from A to Z. ln trying to express my thanks to the l923 football letter men, I have been inspired to write the above in their honor. FRED DeMARTIN, 'Z 7. N JS? my P-ee sixty rua REVIEW1924 l lIIIIllbllllllllllllllllllllllllll I lllillllUIIlllllllllllIWIBUIIIIllIH!llllIllIllIlllllIllllllllIlllllllllllllflilllllllllllllllllIIllIllIlllIlllllI1IltllllllllHillIIIlllIIIllllllllllIIIIIllIllIIlIllllllIIIIIIIIIIlllllllIIIIllIllIllllllIIllIIIllllllIlllIlIIllIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllll' SPURS OF THE DIAMOND HEART Over the ridge came a boy of medium height, slender, quick of eye and tanned by nineteen years of life under the light of the western sun. The boy was mounted upon a large black horse of which, centaur-like, he seemed a part. - This horse seemed to have the intelligence of his master, who guided him by pressure of the knee down the steep ridge. . Midnight, old boy, we'll soon be home to feed. The horse nickered with understanding, and after traveling awhile, quickened his steps as he caught the sound of horses in the distant corral. The boy rode up to the barn door, unsaddlecl his horse, and rubbed him downg then turned him into the barn to feed. From there he walked slowly with tired steps to the kitchen door where he was welcomed by Mother Collons' warm Hello, dear, and Howdy, Slatsf' or Hi, Spurs, from the cowboys. - ','Well, three years ago, when I took a liking to the black colt which ran with'Collon's wild horses, I asked the dean why he didn't catch him, and he says to me, .'Son, if you 'break that critter, you can have him, but if he breaks' you I will shoot l1im.' So Istarted out to get him. V .It took two months of patience to get him so I could touch him. Then I started to whistle. He was frightened at first and would run off a ways and watch me. Finally, he got used to it and would come-when I would whistle. I The Dean said to me, 'Son, you haven't succeeded in bringing the horse in, 'sb I guess he stays the worst outlaw on the range.' I says to him, 'Come on out and help me ketch him and I will try to ride the bugger,' and he says, 'You can't get close enough to rope him,' but I finally got him to go, andwhen we got to Blackmore Canyon, he said, 'There he is down there: I will .go around the hill and drive him up to you.' So he started. I waited until the dean was out of sight and then I whistled. Midnight came up to me and I put the saddleand hakamore on him and rode him down and met the Dean at the head of the canyon. Well, the dean nearly fell off his horse. So you see I still have Midnightg' cou can see the way I turn him loose he won't run away because he loves me too much. 'By this time the boy had finished. supper: and stepping to the doorway he whistled. ,Out of the darkness came a nicker. A large black shape emerged from the darkness and rested its head on his shoulder. The boy got up and led the horse away, and the boys turned in for the night. ROWLAND SILVERIA, '27 THE REVIEW 1924 Page saxfy-one l QIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIllllIIIIIIlllIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIlIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIINI BY RADIO Pismo clams being famous both forthe clam and for the fun of digging them, we went, one day,gto dig some. 'The tide was lowg so we drove down on to the beach, as we had always done before. One overly ambitious wave came higher than the others and washed the car, with my mother in it, out to sea. Now, after waiting three days, we have received the following mes- sage by radio: , A When I found myself completely surrounded by water with no. land in sight, I began to study how I could get back to land again. I took out my map and decided that I was about 35 degrees southwest of Australia, where the sea is very deepg so I could easily run the car ashore like a motor- boat. The battery, however, had gotten wet: so the car refused to move. Therefore, I knew that I must stay for awhile where I was. p I am not hungry, however, for, when meal times comes, I capture some of the curious fish that swim too near, and fry -them by the heat of the sun. It is so hot here that the sea water has dried on the rocks and left saltg so I have no trouble finding salt for the fish. Last night an octopus twined his arms around the spokes of the left front wheel and started to tow the car. I was afraid he would pull the car under, but a swordfish came and sawed off his arms. The water was made so black from his blood that the car has acquired a wonderful polish. 5 A whale just swam by and took off the spare tire and swallowed it whole, so what was saved for paint was lost for tires. Besides this and the fact that the fish have eaten most of the machinery out of the car and most of the fur off my seal skin coat, there is nothing of any great importance. at I hoped to be able to catch an electric fish to charge the battery so that I could drive out, but they are--- i i I'Iere something went wrong with my aerial so I was unable to get the rest 'of thisinteresting account of the end of a trip for Pismo clams. VIRGINIA REUIVI. 'Z6M 4, . OLD SHEP . ulean! If you don't kill that old dog by this evening, you shan't have any supper, do you understand? growled lVIrs. Averies as she hustled about the kitchen preparing breakfast. He isn't a bit of good in the world, and besides, he eats as much as both of the children. V Well, Maw, drawled .old jean, he's sorta like meg he's 'been a good dog in his time, ya know. Now, don't begin repeating those old stories about 'how many times you saved your life when you were in Mexico or Canada. I say he must be killed. - V ' Page Sixty-Two THEREVIEWl924 ' .mnnumulunnnnuInnullIvggigwululqgpngunuimnn xullnnggulynuInny:guggggruiunnuiiirginiggigiurxngypglqiuilgljnilglmimllllniliugrWii.u - If you don't kill him by the time we return from the river this evening I will have brother John do it, snapped'lVlrs. Averies. p Well, said Jean, if brother-john does kill him we'll have a double funeralf' and this time he did not smile, . After breakfast Jean harnessed the team, and the little family started for the river to spend the day. As the wagon rolled out of the yard, little Annie, the older of the two children, called to the old dog. l'l'er Shep! l-l'er Shep! Old Shep was her friend and companion and she liked him even' if her mother did not. When old Shep heard his name called, he struggled to his feet and went crippling down the road after the wagon. Better let himride, hadn't we, said ,lean as he glanced shyly at his wife, lt's better'n five miles to the river, ya know. fiNo!'i. snapped his wife, he shan't ride as long as l'm in this wagon. As hold Shep crippled along down the road he got farther and farther behind. ' His feet were growing sore, andthey hurt worse at every step,- but still ihe staggered on.i A . ,The little family reached the river early enough so that jean and his wife had a good hour's fishing before noon, while the children amused themselves by dabbling in the water along the edge of the river. lust,as they were finishing the lunch which they had brought with themyold Shep came staggering up and lay down upon the rocks near the edge of the river. ' A 'Better throw him the scraps, said Jean, as he looked sympathetically atsthe old dog. ' Nota on'e, .said lVlrs. Averies, and she flipped over and put the scraps in the wagon., . , just thenithere was a loud splash and she turned in time to see little Annie tumble head-first into the river. While mother and father stood gazing, on,'.paralyZed by this horrifying scene, old Shep made a long jump and sprang far out into' the river. The river was some four feet deep on the riffles, and the child floated swiftly down the river, her golden curs flowing over her shoulders in the water that sparkled in the sunshine. The child's mother and father rushed into the water too late to do any good, since she had already been carried several feet below them by the swiftly flowing current. Old Shep's muscles were sore and he realized that he was weaken- ing after a few seconds of hard swimming. However, he needed no encour- agementg he swam one and on until he closed his jaws on the little white dress that floated in the -water. Then he turned and swam slowly toward the shore and after a few moments of terrible struggle with the rushing current, he reached the shore with the gasping child. lVlrs. Averies' eyes were filled with tears as she took the uninjured child intosher arms. ,lean looked sadly down upon the drenched body of the faithful old dog that had fallen dead upon the rocks. His mind was filled with a single thought and he kept repeating these words: lf I had only been as faithful to you as you have been to me, I would have nothing to lament. FRANK CULLEN, '24 CETJIWMTMES , . w 1 4 Page Sixty-Four THEREVIEW1924 llhlIllllIll!lllllllllllIllIllllllIll-Inlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfllllll Illlll l IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIINIIIIIIIIII llillll IlllllllIUIlllltlllllllllltllllllllllIIlIlllllllllllIlllllllllllllIIIIIIllllIIIIIItlIllIIIllIIIIIllullllllllllllllllllnll. CALENDAR August l7-Freshmen are registering. Their mamas have brought them to school, and they are literally swarming us. 20-We're all back today. Met the new teachers, considered them and voted they'd do. , 22-Assignments! .The toll of a happy vacation. In other words, the A teachers are welcoming us back. 24-My, we're just sailing along. Everybody's getting acquainted. The freshmen really aren't so bad, now that we are more accustomed to them. s 26-Freshies are initiated in assembly. lt's surprising how the stage effects their lungs. Now out in the corridors-1 i 28-We're getting settledg clubs are organizing, and the board of control holds first meeting. 30-Review staff elected today. Miss May chosen faculty advisor. 31-F reshmen reception announced. Everybody wondering what to wear and who they're going with. A D September I l-Breeze out today. Looks fine for a first copy. Boys go out for foot- ball. Student body officers installed. 2+0h, see! What! Miss Pope's new curtains. 6-Tennis club organizes. ' It looks like the whole school fs have been bit by the tennis bug. 'Yffvd 7-Enter Mr. Bowhay-as the man in Q' fr the moon. Tells us of the total i eclipse next, Monday. Q I0-A few of our boys forsook us to -79' ' see the Honda wreck, and as a :ax result they are now haunting the e ' librar in uest of material for a X . Y q , 6 A theme. r I2--Freshman Reception postponed again. lsn't that ' disgusting ! Q 6- I4-This place is about as lively as Los Berros on Sun- day. I6-Oh, girls! There's a new boy in school. We're all so excited. His name's Jack. l'le'll be a perfect sheik, now iff he only dances I8-First A. G. S. meeting. All the girls there. Plans for the .annual Hi jinks were made. - Zl-Well! At last! Freshman Reception is tonight. Study hall being all dolled up in its party clothes. - Whoopee ! We won, THE REVIEW 1924 Page sixty-Five? nllIlllIll'lllIIIllllrllllIIlllIlllllIlllIlIIllllllIlllllIlllIllllllllllllIllIIIllllllllllllllllljllllllllllllllllllllllllll IIIIIllIIlIlllllIllIIIllIIllIIlllllllllllllhlIllll1lIlllllllllIllIllllIIllllllIlllllllIlIlllII1lII. -Oh! But we had a gr-r-and time. There were angels and devils -and weddings and punch. And then-of course-we danced. -The shining stars in our school, the H. S. S., have their meeting today. My, it Q 97 must be nice to be so brilliant. -Blue Mask has its meeting. We're not Hg' ' supposed to tell you what the clubs dog M gif 5' ' so therefore, we can't inform you what - A lx happened at this meeting. 28-First rally. Our boys play their first game with San Luis. Are we afraid of the results? I should say not! We know we're going to win. October ' I-What did I tell you! Why, we just walked off with a score of 65-0. 2-H. S. S. gave us a program in assembly. It was f very clever, especially the advertisement, A skin you love to touch. 4-Student Body meeting. Everybody afraid to voice his opinions, as usual. 5-Senior Bazaar. W 9-Well, we won: l22-0. Poor Owensmouth. 'We had to let 'em down easy. I3-Aggie exhibit, hear the pigs squeal. I7 Lompoc got swamped 30-0. Our boys just jak walked all over them. Game was at Lompoc and we had more rooters than they. Lorelei Club gave pro- gram. We revert back to the days of '76 when courtesies, and powdered hair, and deep bows were considered the thing. from Lompoc. l-lere's hoping we don't stop till we conquer all California. -A. G. S. meeting today. -Spanish Club hold its meeting. Si, si, senor. 26--Assembly singing and football rally today. We play our 'old enemy, Santa Barbara, tomorrow. Q ' . 29-Again we win, and mingled in with the crown of victory are the fruits ' of re- venge, for what they did to us last year. Score: 39-0. r 1 amy s.x THEREVIEW1924 .ll!!!IllIIlt!IllIIIllillllllluulQIIhIIIIIIIIllIIllIIllIllIllllllllllllllllllllll llllllIllIIljIllllll!!!IllIllllIllIIllllllllIllIIlllllllllIllllllllllllllIIllIIIIllIIIIllIllIIIIllIl1llIllIIllIIllIIlllI' November I-B who has such a tragic ending. lue Mask presents The Singing Soul, with Charlotte as the heroine 2-Ah! We are now in they phonograph business. We find out how records 511311, Mr'x,:1,gX N t are made and sold. Saladin's will find M 1.57 ' 49' Q us keen competitors. 5 Q' in 5-We sing again in assembly of those C lx 6 famous brothers, who stick together ij, e e .A I C through thick and thin, Ham and 5' Eggs. Q, 7-Dreadnaughts argue today. , - Y if 9-We were supposed to play Ventura but 'F lligjeg- they forfeited the game rather than lose ' I ' to our boys. I5-P I2- Hurray! Vacation! Armistice Day! Big parade! King City vs. Santa Maria, and we won! l4-Madames and Monsieurs meet today. In other words the French Club. l5--Blue Mask holds open meeting. and Mabel Burwick delights us with a chalk talk. l7-Another big game. Lancaster vs. Santa Maria. Cf course, we won. Zl-Visitors' Day. We have an educational program. 24-Santa Maria vs. ' Long Beach today. We lost, but we're happy 'cause our boys were such good sports. 26-Girls' football finalsj The girls get their kno k d b ' c s an ruises as well as the boys. ' 27-Thanksgiving program, The Charm School, and tomorrow, vacation and turkey with all the trimmings. December 8-Boys have their conference in San Luis. ll--We have our White Gift booth snow, and it is filling rapidly. . l4-JDrarna class presents Nevertheless, We'll say jackie Coogan has nothing on our Lawrence Beemer. Music Department has its kid party tonight. l9-All nominations for student body officers closed today. Zle-Christmas play and party today. We surely had a lovely time. The returns from the Student Body election were also given. January l-Resolutions made today. 2-Vacation over and everybody back. 4-Hockey finals played today. C. and Hi play basketball, and didn't we beat 'em, tho! 1924 Page Sixty-Seven' - .1IlIllIllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllll ffmlllltllllllllllllllllllllllll UmllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllIlllllllllllllmllllllI 8-Horrors! Final ex's. 9-Worse yet, some more final ex's. H. S. S. party E tonight and Class Day exercises this afternoon. emmnfq What a combination. . ,fx f1.g I0-New freshmen enroll today. 4 ll-Report cards arrive, and with them elations, and -5 if-f' despair-ations, mostly the latter. Tonight is sr EXAM l commencement. We bid the Senior A's a fond 05:53 farewell, and end our first semester. sg!! l2--Lompoc vs. Santa Maria in basketball. -..-2?-I-'23--J I5--Oh! Gosh! We lost. l9-Santa Barbara vs. Santa Maria. Came played there. 22-A. C. S. have a meeting today: also we lost the game. 24-Ladies and gentlemen from Spain hold a meeting today. 25-Santa Barbara again. The boys play here tonight. Watch us clean up on 'em! t g 28-O, boy: didn't we fix 'em tho! V W V A 30--Meeting of Blue Mask Club. Election of officers to be held. February I-More basketball, Santa Maria and 'Lompoc again. junior candy sale and big rally. Everything comes at once. 4-This week we are to have our pictures taken. Today are the Junior A-B pictures. Q , 5-6-Sophomore and freshmen pictures. Freshmen seem .quite excited, as it will be the first time their pictures are registered in a high school annual. 7--Frederick Ward, the Shakespearian actor, is here this afternoon and evening. i l5-Dreadnaughts give school a program. I mean they charged us five cents to see Wild Nell. l8-Mr. Carney gives golf bugs an exhibition in auditorium. Zl-H. S. S. meet in room IZ. 22--Better Speech program. Freshies show dramatic ability they possess. 26-Dr. James McLaren impersonates Lincoln and Roosevelt, major period in auditorium. 29--A. G. S. meet in auditorium major period. Officers elected. March 3-The only activity today is Operetta practice, but it seems as if most of the school is in the operetta. 6-Blue Mask have program and meeting in music room. 7-Operetta, The Fire Prince tonight. Who says Frank Gill can't dance? I3-- The Maker of Dreams in auditorium today. Must admit that Miss May is there a mile. Page sixty-Eigm THE REVIEW 1924 i IIlllvllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIllIIIIAInIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllihllllllllllllll IIIIIIIllllllllllillllllllllllllIllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll I4-Interelass traek meet. Here they-come, there they go. l 5+Senior play try-outs. 'Some good-talent is shdwing up. Review goes to ' -o - -1 -' gnu, 2 93 TO V5 fc 2 E. .-. 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'D S-D+f 9 n5O'5't'9 b::c'S 0gf NO 5 g :f+o9,O- Emmgsgngmoiaggm ' O Q ef- mCf'CJ'v-- tbg'f 'V1m5'm5'FfDQ Q 5 ' QQHGO Ef fDQ :'Uw3' :SSW f-f mpm gg KDE v-u99f g3fDf4 me W G 5' 594, . ggmb' v-lCfJm !. Q hi U5 E- mg 5 2199,-'m'-sg ' C 99 r- - N - U2,.,:',c-,,,,4, U' rv 2 E 2' ' wif' 73' 9 Q ffl S SSD S2- cz. - 9' fp 0 . nm 'lo 94 95' D 2.2, O P 5 A T0 Z IN .SCHOOL LIFE is for Athletics, in which our score was great. LOUISE PISANI, '24 e - f gl 'U ' ' lU -'LU L-.. , -,QM ,.., h.-.e.. THE REVIEWII924 Page Sixty-Nine nllllllllIlllIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIlIlIIllllIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllll I I llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIllllllIllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIII llIIIIIIIIlll1l. OPERETTA tCast of Charactersl Grognig ,,,,, ...................L....................... .................. F I' ank Gill P1-igig ,,.,,,,. ...,.,................................ ......,. H e rbert Galloupe Alphonse -,,,,,,,,,,,, ......... E ugene Grafft Enricg ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ........ M 0l'I'iS Stephan The Wise Man ....... ...------------ A Ilan Dart Frederic ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,, ...... Philip Matzinger Benson ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ........... P alll Sword Don Roderigo ........ . .......... Allan Dart William, ,..,,,,....... ......... A lbert Purkiss Messenger ,,,,,,,,, ....... F red De Martin Isadora ................ ...... C leone Plaughel' Lady Melinda .,,,,...., ........ T eresa Tunnell Lady Kathleena ...... .......... B 'etty Vaughn The Duchess ,,,,,,,,, ........ B lanche Finney Rosa. ...................................................................................,........................ Margaret, Sword Teresa. ......,.,.,,,,,,.,,,.....,,....,..,........,,,...,..,..,,,........................L................... Virginia McBride The school had been promised an Operetta every year since the Mikado was put on in 19203 so this year the Music Department, under the direction of Mr. Bowhay, Miss Hand, and Miss Horn, presented the Fire Prince. p 1 I The Operetta was presented on the evening of, March 7, and proved a big success to the persons connected with it, to the big gathering that attended it, and finan- FRESHMAN RECEPTION I On September twenty-seventh, the freshmen were welcomed to high school by a reception in their honor. The Seven Stages of Life, with actors ranging from freshman to faculty, was successfully presented in the auditorium. Following the program, dancing was enjoyed in the study hall, with Campbellks 'orchestra officiating. SENIOR ORIENTAL BAZAAR b Amid lanterns and incense and bright colors and spangles, came the Seniors' Oriental Bazaar. The Bazaar was given in the Princess Hall on October nineteenth. Over everything prevailed the spirits of the Orient and Spain From the weird dragons to the gay Spanish dancers, this could be discerned. All -the classes were represented by booths where dancers might seek refreshments. Midnight found everyone hurrying home, tired but happy with their trip to the Orient. CHRISTMAS PARTY c Our annual Christmas party was held December twenty-first A Christmas play was presented in the Auditorium with a grand march to the study halfollowing. There everyone received a gift. Winston Wickenden presented our White Gift Booth to the R-ed Cross. Dancing completed the program, with the high school orchestra furnishing music for the occasion. cially. rua REVIEW 1924 Page Seventy u .4mu.y.ImuIInmmmm.,,..,,,,m, IIImmlummumum IIIlllllIllIllllIIllllIIIllIIIlIIIIllllllllIIIlllIlllllIlllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllmlllllillllllllll A KID PARTY J A A A - 'The Kid Party of the music organization took place on December 17 in the study hall. All the kids wereqthere, tall gangling youngsters a.nd very active infa.nt babies. Games were enjoyed in the early part of the evening, and following -these, there was dancing, with music by the high school orchestra. WlLL'O THE WISP AND THE GLITTERING GATE A These two plays were presented to the public -on January 10, 1924, by -the drama class of the high school. The ch.a.racteriza.tions by the different students were beyond reproach. Miss Mohney, as director of these plays, deserves special mention. SINGING A SOUL The Singing Soul 'was presented to the public in November by the Blue Mask Club. The play was based on a Chinese legend, and was well enacted by -the very capable members of this club. The high school orchestra' furnished music for the occasion. . ' samon A FOOTBALL BANQUET On December 18th the Senior'A's gave the football team a banquet at the Santa Maria Inn. During the banquet, short addresses were made by Mr. Bowhay, the coach, and different members of the team. After this the team elected Donald Cook to pil-ot them through next year's football season as the captain. iWO0DMEN FOOTBALL BANQUET Friday evening, February twelfth, found the Moose Hall a scene of much gayety. The Woodmen were giving the football squad a banquet. Games were played during the early part of the evening. A lovely banquet was then served to the squad and their' lady friends. Addresses were made by the different guests, Dancing fol- lowed with music by the De Luxe orchestra. A. c. s. HI Jmxs q I The A. G. S. held their annual Hi Jinks in the study ha.11 early in September. All 't'he'guests came in costume, ranging from infant babies to aged women. The girls! played games during the early part of the evening. Refreshments followed, with dancing until. midnight. V VAUDEVILLE Although the Review goes to press before the Vaudeville takes place, we are safe in stating that success financially as well as dramatically will be achieved by it. Last year's staff set an example by giving a vaudeville show to help raise money forthe Review. The 'staff' this year is following in its wake, confident that they, too, will be as successful. V . My A MARTHA DONNELLY, '24 , K ab p i fl QA' K' XA lx x wg ' 4 N ., V , Nh-g..-,. ,4..- -', .. -X- .1 X .. Y N 4 . ., 7',Ax E 5 IQ. 4 PX KH . x .N,,,-v . ' -.... I s,. . . v ,'fX.u .xv N .x X NJ I I C I I l J w' ' X 1 , ,, .. A' '- Tb.. 1 W 1 1 ' '- ., f- - V n ,.:, X N ML! x KN. XX XX vx V ,., f,,,.,:v-.W .zip -l...l... 11, 'I Dfw' Page Seventy-Two THEREVIEWI924 s ' .IlIIlllIIIllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIlIIIlIIllIIlIIIIIllIIllIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllIllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIlllIllllllllllllllllllll . HUGH E. WELSH, C0aoh. Track Captain, Oberlin High 1904-1905. Letter Oberlin Academy 1906-07. Oberlin College 1908. Syracuse University 1908-10. Coach at Oberlin High and Oberlin Academy 1912-1917. Assistant Coach at Oberlin College 1912-1917. Physical Director, Camp Sherman 1917-1920. Physical Director of School at Galion, Ohio, 1920-21. Reno, Nevada, 1 92 1-23. ' ' ' 19 FUOTBALL 23 , ' SEASON The brightest hopes for a successful year at the beginning of the 1923 season lay with' our new coachg we were conscientiously sure that we had the material in our sturdy ranlcsg we knew that if the coach could do his stuff we would not., shame S. M. U. l-l. S. with a poor demonstration of alacrity' in scoring touchdowns on the gridiron. ' Coach Welsh, byisome power of personality, calmed all unruly spirits and placated the impetuous without lifting an arm or saying a word, every- one. takes special pains to be on his good side, although he has never shown preference or denounced- any fellow. ln this, perhaps, lies the secret of power by which he was able to push the gang to an unlimitless limit at all times, by which he 'developed the splendid scrapping S. M. U. H. S. scoring machine that ,easily grabbed county championship honors for the first time and worked its way up against the Long Beach Jaclcrabbits by whom they were gloriously defeated. 9 The following are the letter men who helped put Santa Maria on the football map this year: ' Ends- Tackles Guards- -Center Stephan ...................... . ...... ..... F GFSUSOH Dart ........... ........... C ook lcapt.e1ectJ Newman .... I. .... 'Ramalho Hebard ....,.. ......,... , .......... . . Acquistapace - Forbes Klink .......... ............,......... guarters- Italfbacks- -Pullbacks akley ............. . ........................... Rojas ..................... ................... G rafft Gill ................... ................................... G lines ...................................... ...... W ickenden ' A Cobb fcaptainp Nine of these men graduate, but we have in our excellent coach a splendid promise in developing material. 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San Luis had some plucky players in the line and in the back field, but our superior forces soon overwhelmed them and the game ended 65-0 in our favor. Our whole squad of fifty players was there, and they made a fine impression when the entire squad trotted out on the field. ' October 6, 1923: 122-Santa Maria vs. Owensmouth-0 - -Owensmouth, whi-ch was reported to have a strong team, fplaying a passing game, 'replaced the Santa sBarbara Teachers' 'Co-llege, Octoiber sixth. Owensmouth had a sporty fighting fbunch, -but we were out for revenge: our Ibacks literally swept them off their feet and made the game one-sided from the very beginning: after the first half every man on the squad was given aa chance to play, thirty-three men being used. 'We sent Owensmouth home with a fina-l score of 122-0 in our favor: this is the highest s-core any 'Santa Maria team has ever piled up and is a state record for this year. FT'otal num'bers of points converted are 187. For opponents-0. October 20, 1923: 30-Santa Maria vs. Lompoc-0 The Lompoc warriors gave our boys the toughest game they had had up to this part of the season, the score being 30 to 0. The game started with Grafft 'booting the ball away down the field for :Santa Maria. Lompoc made several sh-ort gains, then the ball went to 'Santa Maria. Our 'boys lost the ball on a fumble 'and seemed to have a hard time adjusting themselves to the game. However, as' soon as the boys got the 'ball a second they quickly showed their superiority by march- ing up the field f-or a touchdown. From then on the results of the game were never in dou'bt, -Santa Maria making one more touchdown and Gill putting a drop- kick across the Fbars from the 40-yard line. The second half was marked by t-he same consistent gains- as in the first, Santa Maria putting over two more touch- downs. October 27, 1923: 29-Santa Maria vs. Santa Barbara-0 As this game was with our -bitterest rival and 'was' to -decide the county championship, the game was very hotly contested. l Playing the entire game on lSanta Barbara territory, with the exception of three minutes in the last quarter when the ball was carried to our 25-yard line, and threatening :Santa Barbara's goal line throughout the entire game, we out- 'played Santa Barbara and sent them home with a 29-0 defeat. November 12, 1923: 44-Santa Maria vs. King City?-7 The King 'City game 'went down as another victory for Santa Maria with a score' of 44 to 7. The fruits -of this victory did not seem so sweet, however, as the King -City lbunch were the first to score on us. The game started wit-h Grafft kicking off for 'Santa Maria. The ball was recovered and the boys made short work of putting it over the goal for a touchdown. Two more were put over in quick succession, 'bringing the total to three touchdowns in the first eight minutes of play. After this it was noticeable that our squad was tiring. King City put one over the line, but was called 'back on a fumble. Within the next five minutes King 'City put -over a touchdown. This was the first time sSanta 'Maria had been scored on this year. 'During the remainder of the game Santa .Maria seemed to find herself putting over four more touchdowns, bringing her total score to 44. 1924 Page Seventy-Five nllllllllIlllIllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllHllIllIllllIlllllllllllllllllIllI1HIIllllllllllillllllllllllll lllll llllllllllfl llfllllllilllllllIIIIIINIIIIIIIII llllllllllllilll lilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllflllllIlllII. November 17, 1923: 53-Santa Maria vs. Lancaster-0 Our game with Lancaster was the first outside our own league. Oxnard and Ventura forfeited their right to play in the semi-finals. The game was not as fast as might fbe expected for a league game, Santa Maria winning by a score 'of 53 to 0. The game started with Lancaster kicking off, Santa 'Maria recovering and marching down the field for a touchdown. ln this game there were prob- ably more casualties than in any other game this season, three of Lanfcaster's men being forced out of the game on account of injuries. The game progressed rather s1o'wly, 'Santa Maria scoring at will, running up a score of 53 before the close of the game. November 24, 1923: 0-Santa Maria vs. Long Beach-39 Although we were defeated -by Long Beach in the state finals, we are proud of the game fight which our boys put up against overwhelming -odds in weight. Outweighed twenty-five pounds to the man, our team held Long Beach score- less in the first -quarter and to 12-0 at the end of the half, once carrying theiball to the two-yard line only to lose it on downs. Though we were beaten, it was by a heavier team, but pound for pound not a 'better team. After the game the Long Beach coach said: Santa Maria could lick its weight in Wildcats. 1 C. 1. F. COUNTY STANDING 1923 FOOTBALL Games Won Lost Pct. Santa Maria ..... ......... 2 2 0 1.0 00 Santa Barbara .... ...... 2 1 1 .500 Lompoc ........... ...... 2 0 12 .0 0 0 POST-SEASON GAME-NOV. 25, 1923 10-Santa Maria vs. Paso Robles-0 Our annual turkey day game was played in Paso Robles. 'Our scrappling eleven started out 'with the usual form and had run up a score of ten to zero when complications arose, causing the fS. .M, U. H. S. coach to take out his men: consequently because of poor policy -shown -by the Paso Robles officials, we left the field with the game unfinished in the first quarter. as -F- QM Page Seventy-Six THEREVIEW1924 u IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllll IlllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllll llllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllIIIIIlllllllIllllllllllllllllIlllllllllIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllIlllIlIlIll!IlIIQu 19 BASKETBALL 24 1' , Theoretically, our basketball season was a success this year, although we did not win the county championshipg we defeated Santa Barbara, county champs, once, causing a tie between Santa Barbara and us. We were intro- duced to an entirely different system of coaching' basketball this season which produced fine results with our big squad. The lightweight quintet was not very successful in its games, but now that they have been christened as a school organ, better results may be expected of them in followingryears. o LIGHTWEIGHT GAMES L ' The lightweight team,class B, had their first introduction to interscholas- tic 'basketball this year, although they performed no wonders along the hoop line, 'theyundoubtedly excel in the future. The lightweight games were usually played as curtain raisers to the heavy weight school team. Santa Barbara, with stellar quintetters, defeated us l3-23 at Santa Barbara and 7-II the next week in Santa Maria, Lompoc also had a superior team, although we pushed them ,close the first game played in Santa Maria, the score was I2-159 they defeated us the next Friday at Lompoc I5'-8. Lompoc won the county championship. The lightweights played two games against the Santa Maria Grammar School in which they were victorious both times. I Games XVon Lost Pct. Lgmpoc ,,,.,,.,,,,,, ,,.... ..... . 4 3' 1 .750 Santa. Barbara . ............ 4 3' 1 -750 Santa Maria ........................... .................................... : ...............-.. 4 0 4 .000 'Santa Barbara forfeited the championship to Lompoc. Jan. 12, 1924: 23-Santa Maria vs. Lompoc-6 Our first game of the season had jazz and pep, it was played on our court, and with the aid of Byron Billington, star center who graduated at Christmas, we were enabled to swamp Lompoc. There was a large turnout for the game, the largest crowd which ever witnessed a hoop-shooting con- test in Santa Maria. n Jan. 18, 1924: 13-Santa Maria vs. Santa Barbara-16 - T We journeyed to Santa Barbara full of hopes of skinning them, but although our team led pluckily the whole game, Santa Barbara slipped in the necessary goals for victory, the game was played on the Santa Barbara State College floor. - THE REVIEWl924 Page Seventy-Seven ' IIIIIIllIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIlIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIllIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllll ll lll IIII ll I TI III II I HI I IIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllIIIllllIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM UNLIMITED BAs1:n'rBAL:. TOP-J. Oates, H. Rojas, L. Billington, Coach Xvelsh, M. Stephan, FQ Ferguson, N. Klink. BOTTOM ROVV-D. Spencer, E. Poulton, LCaptair1J, T. Silva, F. Gill, G. Grafft. LIGHTWEIGHT BASKETBALL TOP+I-I. Gill, A. Atherton, F. Billington, B. Rose-nblum, Coach XVe1sh, B. Burgett. SECONDIROYV--E. LaFranchi, A. Purkiss, E. Youngling, 'A. Young, F. Hebard C. Morrison. Page Seventy-Eight TPIEREVIEWI924 - mumnunimunumunmmmmimunu nunummmnumimummnum IIIIIIlillIIIYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllll p IIllIIIlIIlIIlllllllllllllllflllllliflll Jan. 24, 1924: ll-Santa Maria vs. Santa Barbara-6 Santa Maria was waiting for the Barbarian Saints with revenge in her psychology: the boys were in splendid fighting form and showed a superior basket shooting ability throughout the game, although it was fast and close and very few baskets were netted at first. 1 Feb. l, 1924: 14-Santa Maria vs. Lompoc-21 Santa Maria considered Lompoc easy meat: consequently they were not prepared for the surprising setback which awaited them on the Lompoc court the first night of February. There are no alibis: Lompoc simply had it all over our gang in passing and shooting goals, but we learned our lesson and henceforth no -game will be considered our until the final whistle blows. p Feb. 8, 1924: 19--Santa Maria vs. Santa Ynez-12 Santa Maria showed overwhelming superiority over Santa Ynez in the first half aspthey shot eight goals to Santa Ynez' I. However, the Saints retaliated in fine form the last half, holdingwus to three points and gaining seven for themselves. g Feb. 916, 1924: 17-Santa Maria vs. Santa Ynez-6 One of the fastest games of the season was that played on the Solvang court between Santa Ynez and Santa Maria, Saturday, Feb. 16. Santa Maria had to win to keep in the championship running. Santa Ynez had very few shots at her goal throughout the game, as the guarding was extremely good: the Ynezzers scored but one point, a free goal, in the last half. ' Feb. 20, 1924: 16-Santa Maria vs. Santa Barbara-26' Our flighted hopes of a county basketball championship were buried under the steady stream of baskets goaled by Santa Barbara in the tie play- off at Santa Barbara. The Wildcats, though seeming to have plenty of pep, could not stem the onrushing tide of Barbarianvictory, the Saints showing superiority in pass- ing and shooting. COUNTY LEAGUE STANDING Games Won Lost Pct. Santa Barbara .................................-..---- - ------.----------- ,--- 6 4 2 -666 Santa. Maria. .. ......................-..--------------------------------- 6 4 2 -666 Lompoc ..-.-.-'.----'----.-- .-,...,., ,,,, ,,,, ,,,,,,,.,., 6 3 3 . Santa, Ynez --,,--.,.-.,, ,..,4,,,,...,.,..,....,............... ,....... ............. 6 1 5 . 1 66 Santa Barbara won the play-off against Santa lVlaria, thereby earning the right for the championship. . . THE REVIEW 1924 Page seventy-Nan. o ulIIlllIlllllIllllllllIIllllIIIllllllllIlIIlllllllllIIIllllllliIllIIllllllllllllllIIIlllllIlIIIllIIIIIIllllIIIllIlIIllIlllIIIlulllllllllIIIllllIllilllllllllllllllllIlllllllIllIIIIlllllllllllllllIllIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIlllllllllllllllllulllllIlIllllIIIIIIllllllIlllllllIllllllllllllllllllIllIIllIlllllllllllllllllllllll 0 Reading from Left to Right: TOP ROVV-VVinston Vvickenden, Manager. FIRST ROW'-Glen Hudson, Rixford Morrison, VVillia.m Burgett, Leo Acquistapace, Howard McIntosh. Albert Purkiss, John Basten- chury. SECOND ROW-Ylfilliam Cobb, Toney Silva, VVilla,rd Forbes, Lester Billing- ton. BOTTOM-Alex Gould Qcaptainl. p , BASEBALL SEASON 1923 T-his season was one of the best we ever had, for we won the champion- ship of San Luis, Santa Barbara, and Ventura counties. - The boys gave the 'best they had and fought to the last in every gameg as an example of their fight, three of the games were won by late inning rallies. As the REVIEW goes to press it is impossible to name the l9Z4 team. Seven veterans of last year's team will be backg Morrison and Acquistapace will be the only men who will not answer Coach Welsh's call for baseball candidates. ' , -W THE GAMES-1923 ' ll-Santa Maria vs. San Luis--l The first game of the season was played on our home grounds with San Luis. Our team work was remarkable for so early in the seasong Gould, our star pitcher, allowed but one hit during the entire game. ll-Santa Maria vs. Santa Barbara-7 Santa Barbara started as if they meant business, gaining a 7-I lead and holding it until the fatal seventh, when' our boys got busy and knocked three Santa Barbara pitchers out of the box. g 10--Santa M-aria vs. Santa Ynez--5 The team journeyed to Santa Ynez expecting to play on a baseball diamond, but were slightly disappointedg the infield was full of squirrel holes and boulders, while the outfielclers played on a side hill. Gould was in remarkable form, striking out I5 batters. ' Page Eighty THE REVIEW 1924 'illlllllllllllllulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllullllllllllllll V i lllllllllIllllllIlllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 1 8-Santa Maria vs. Lompoc-7 This game was to decide the county championship. The game was hotly contested, going into the last half of the ninth. Lompoc was leading, 7-5g we got the bases full and Morrison tripled, scoring the winning runs. 8-Santa Maria vs. Oxnard-7 ' The game was for the championship of Santa Barbara and Ventura counties. The game was hard fought, one team taking the lead one inning only to lose it the next. At the last half of the ninth Oxnard was leading by two runs, but again we pulled, one of our famous rallies, scoring three runs and winning the game. - ' As one of our men was ruled ineligible, we forfeited the game to Oxnard 9-0. The first team men were as follows: G. Hudson ........ ............... C enter Field VV. Forbes ........................................ First Base L. Aequistapace ............................ Right Field T. Silva ........................................ Second Base L. Billington ........................................ Catcher t W. Cobb .................... ................... S hortstop A, Gould ................................................ Pitcher R. Morrison ......... .......... T hird Base subs: E. Silva., J. Bastenchury, A. Pur- T H. MOIDt0Sh ......... ............ L eft Field kiss and B. Burgett. - fi TRACK 1923 . This season Santa Maria had one of the best track teams in its history, the team winning five meets, the Carpinteria, Lompoc, Tri-county, Lompoc Dual, and the Santa Maria invitational meetg a squad of eight men composed of Captain Cline, Laughlin, Sloan, Trealor, Morrison, Norris, Strong, and Ferguson competed in the C. I. F. Southern Section. Semi-finals were held at Santa Ana. Though the men did not place in any of the events, they gave a good account of themselves. ' CARPINTERIA MEET 7 Our track team went to Carpinteria and came back victorious, taking first place by winning twenty-eight points. Thatcher took second with seventeen, while Santa Barbara placed third with ten. A LOMPOC DUAL MEET 7 We met Lompoc here in a dual meet 'hand won out with a score of 75-47. The only thing we did not place in was the low hurdles. Lomroc MEET A 1 , As usual, we won this meet, taking fifty-,five points. It was a lively meet in which some very fast times were made. . TRI-COUNTY MEET The meet was held at Pershing Park in Santa Barbara: again Santa Maria ran away with everything in sight, taking forty-one points. T T SANTA MARIA INVITATIONAL MEET A A We won this meetby making a total of fifty-three points: Santa Bar- bara was second with thirty-four, and Paso Robles third with nineteen. F. GILL. 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When six hundred points have been won, the girl receives a school circle letter, for nine hundred points a winged letter, and for twelve hundred a large block letter, unlike the one granted the boys. The Point and Letter Club's aim is to promote athletic activities in and out of school, so that more girls may take active part rather than stand and watch. i Intramural games are played instead of interscholastic, giving all the girls a chance to be on teams instead of just a select few. Many girls who cannot go to out of town games can take part on the class teams. The officers of the club are: Ruth Ties, presidentg Leda Mae Wood- ruff, vice-president, and Laura Silveira, secretary and treasurer. ,The club also has an executive board where all questions are voted on before they are brought before the club. The five highest point holders are: Lela Chaffin, 5355 'Mary Cole, 5003 Muriel Tunnell, 525g Gertrude Clothier, 525, Elizabeth Holland, 475. VOLLEY BALL Volley ball was the first sport of the season. It lasted from September ZI to October 20. The winners of the class hour games were the Whiz Bangs. ' The players were: D. lVlontes, C. Plaugher, T. Tunnell, E. Silva, F. Arrias, I. Vaughn, lVl. Hanson, A. Delnotaro and B. Holmes. The class teams were chosen from all the girls in the class. The seniors played the frosh and the juniors played the sophomores. The seniors win- ning played the C. The Junior College won and were champions of the high school. ASSOCIATED FOOTBALL Associated football came after volley ball. This sport was never played before in this high school and it was greatly enjoyed by the girls. The rules for the game are as follows: a field, the same as used in boys' football, nine players, five in the front line and three in the second line, and a goal keeper. I The ball is kicked off from center, and if it is caught' before it touches the ground, the catcher gets five steps, ifit is a drop kick, the catcher gets ten steps. If a field kick goes over the goal, it counts oneg if a drop-kick goes over, it counts ten. 4 'THEREVIEW1924 Page Eilht Three . lIlIIIIIIVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllIN1lIlIIIIIIlIIIlllIlIlIlllltlIIIllllIIllllllllllIIllIlllllIlllllllllllllllllllll u lllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll IIlllllIIIllHllNllOllIllI The school champions were the freshmeng the team ran as follows: N. Clark fcaptainlg M. Hesse, P. Williams, T. Harvey, E. Taylor, L. Chaffin, L. Lynn, E. Unruh, Gene Clothierg substitutes were: E. Nunes and C. Miller. . HORSESHOE TOURNAMENT A horseshoe tournament was played after associated football. Each gym period had a representation of two girls. The C. representatives, Nadine Richards and Olianna Hendrickson, came out winners. The tournament began with Area and Hanson vs. Harvey and Castrich, Kille and Silveria vs. Clothier and Chaffinp Area and Hanson, winning, played Taylor and Acquistapace. Clothier and Chaffin played Richards and Hendrickson. Area and Hanson winning, played Richards and Hendrickson. Richards and Hendrickson won by ua score of 23-I6. f . HOCKEY Hockey season began December T4 and lasted until January ll. The finals were played off January I4. The sophomores came out champions ofthe high school and junior College. Hockey season will be remembered by the girls because many bumps and bruises were the result of the games. -Q One girl was so unfortunate as to have her foot broken. No other real serious injuries were received throughout the season. socclsn ' A , Soccer is a sport on the same line as hockey. The rules are the same but a ball, like the associated football, is used. 'The ball .is never touched with the hands, but is kept going with the feet and body. 4 Soccer is a very difficult game to make a score in. The sophomores and seniors tied for championship. The Keen Kickers and Teasers'.' tied for class hour championship. I ,Page . BEighty,- Four llIlllIlIllIlIlIIIl Illlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllll THE REVIEW 1924 .., lf: F 5t3.sA5,-vig., -, - .,-iris.. .. . pt -. g I s ws ffl, . x .9 I I N vflv illIIIIlllllIlII4llIIllItIIlIIQmlIIIlIIlIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllwllllllmlwmlllIlIlIllmlI.. 'Q A .3555 F my '- - he .yr Q-ee... , .E 'gait' .wrpflh 4. N fa. 6,1-'-'Milfs A -ef D H .I . - '-7 E., ' lf' -' . Hill' gif A QS ,, '. . :iff ff' ..' . N' .Q gf :ug ff 'FMR V - ' .-ff? 'EQQX2' 'K if? Fife? -vias: ff 't 331: ig! 1. . Q , -,mx ,S-QPJPE K 27 Q-....' I I .J A . , I -z f- ' ' ' . -, , ,. - f K 1. 'kr 1 'iv 'I U Q5 . .mfx-e?3ffJlfk?5'y.,,g,K,,,sgQff.fpf?:5' . Hmm .T-: .it-,i,1y.1.:fxxi!l2:v2K'lQ2wg.,4- v . .asf-s:q?7,.3'-11. Q ei If ,I 1 f I llf'V'Drlc1e.'J.5' ' - I., - . . 'Diner-- Look here, waiter! This lobster is .Without pa claw. How is .that?T'. ' ' ' Waiter-- You see, sir, these 'lobsters are so fresh they fight with each other in the kitchen. e e-Diner- Well, take this one away, and ,bring me one of the winners. Doctor+- -Do . you talk in your -sleep? I ' -Patient- No, 'I talk in other peo- ple's. Fm a clergyman. So -Jack married that plump little girl who used to giggle so much? I Yes, Jack evidently 'believes in a short wife and a merry one! Is this a second-hand shop? Yes, sir. Well, I Want fone for my 'watchfi Bald-headed Guest- Well, sonny, 'what is it that amuses you? ' ' 'Sonny-- Nothing, only mother has put -a brush and co-mb in your'-bed- room. . Pa, what does 'spurn' mean? That, Amy son, is what a man does to another man he can't kick. Office Manager- I think, sir, the young lady I have engaged is of the right type. Proprietor- That may be, but the question is, can she typewrite? Householder- Did you like that cigar I gave? For five hundred bands of that brand you get a phonograph. Ashman- If I smoked five hundred of them cigars, sir, I might be more likely to get a golden harp. Pat Cpassing jewe1er's window full of gemsj- How'd you like -to have yer pick, Mike? A Mike-- Faith, I'd ruther it would be me shovel I had. Marriage is a. pottery. You mean a lottery, don't you, dear? No. I mean a pottery-a place for making family jars. Stranger-Sonny, is your ma at home? ' Q e Kid-Do you think I'm beating this carpet fer me health! Squire-Did you send for me, my lord Launlcelot? Yes, make haste, bring the can opener: I've got a flea in my knight clothes. 1 W 1 4 1 1 , 'V L X . 1 MJ Page Eighty-Six .IIllllIIIIlllllllllIllllIlIlllllllllllIIilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll rns REVIEW 1924 llllllllllllllhlllllIllllllllllllllllllfl Mean trick the human skeleton played on the fat lady. What was that? Pinned a notice on 'Detour I-Iere. ' Alyce-I adore Keats! her back: Ikey-Oh, it's a relief to meet a lady vot still like children! What became of that gate you and your girl used -to swing on? She gave it to me. Crawford-Of all the things you learned in college, what have you found to be the most useful in after life? Crabshaw-Well, thanks to my ,knowl- edge of football, I manage to hold my own in the subway rush. How's your boy making out at col- lege? Giving any evidence of brains? I'll say he is! He's wabbly on mathematics and chemistry, of course, but he's got the best head on the team. lil for signals The minister's call was nearly fin- ished, 'when he remarked with empha- sis, It.is deeds, not words, that count. Oh, I don't know, responded his hostess, did you ever send a tele- gram? - ' Doctor fbreaking the so-called sad newsj-You're the father of twins. Optimist-Congna-tulate me, Doc! That completely exempts me from income t3.X. Victim of Inquisitive Habit. What's the matter, old chap? You look run down. Victim of Jaywalking Habit-I was. .iii- Olive-Which side are you rooting for in the football game? Dottie-How in the world can I .tell until I know whether I am going with Jack or Harry? U T--ii. Waiter, I came in yesterday for a steak. Ye , sir. Will you have the same today? Why, I might as well it no one else is using it. 1-1.1.1. Eight-Grandpa, why is it that you have no hair on your head? Eighty-Grass does not grow on' a busy street. Eight-Oh, I see it can't get up through the concrete. IIllllIHIIllIHIIllllIIIIIIIIlIllllllIIllllllllllIllIlIllI1IIIllIlllllIlllllllllIllllIllllllllfl!lll1llIlll1llll She-While you are awa.y, promise to keep my picture with you aand think of me every -day? I-Ie-You know I will. She-And always love me and never go with wild girls? He-I promise, mother. Miss May-Why should we read all of the present day literature? Bill Forbes-So we can appreciate the pa.rodies. Clifton--Why are you smiling? Pat-I just came from the dentists. Clifton-Well, that's nothing to smile about. Pat-But he wiasn't there. Catherine C.-Did you say, This is so sudden, when he proposed the other day? Thelma B.-No, I intended to, but I was so flustered I forgot and cried, At last. Stranger-I represent a society for the suppression of profanity. I want to take profanity entirely out of your life and- Martha Donnelly - Hey, mother, here's a man wants ito buy our car! ' .1-1-..,.. Herb fto himselfl. What ,a heavenly girl, I'm not half good enough for her, but I can't possibly live without her. I'll ask her to be mine as soon as ever I can get the courage. Eva Ito herselfj. I can boss that simp. Guess I might as well pick him up. I could do worse. Al-She's the cat's-nofnot ankles- but, ethe cat's tongue. -Hank-How's that? Al-Slightly rough. MATHEMATICS Love-Two equals nothing. Kiss-Nothing divided by two. Marriage-One plus one equals two. Divorce-One -from one leaves two. -1.i..T fCity Autoist to Farmer!-Do you ever go to the city to see sights? Farmer--No, why should I, when they go by here day after day in auito- mobiles. Mary had a swarm of Bees She nursed them tenderly, And everywhere that Mary went The Bees were sure to be. A They thought so much of Mary, In, fact they'd risk their lives To stick right close to Mary, ' For Mary had the hives. , miss mag eommg' -to 0 if 'kehool in A barrel ? 'c clva ' '71 . . S an 0 I X T.'1'1end1'1eksoxL wt-fix on ms va marvel wave ? heacl Q vfnrlljowhag if L milking .3 .ww Q M' W 0 mf Camvgu Imagnme inrd-Xjzp1ru1 Il gf Q Q f WX cn X . 'ffllizabefh 'Holland cxhhtccn Gleary. Tia cr xxx-M Q 'Q' Afhlefiekfhg' f-7 WUVFWIIYMQ g I! P Q , '4l1rJ,NfHmnnnf mf J ,. a , ' ,Q 5, f , , I V -ef - Wm . W an f '-:WK !,, v ,N .9 ' M I' Vx 1 X MLWLY JMXANI A! A j , Ax J, fff ,, , ff ff,M , w . ff . f ack Oates, .Q sxlenva N 7 1 . ' V .5 0 Jnnlkeneiser a fit 'Ddiccman ? . X Zllissfpope ' riding a X XX ble 1 9 ge c . xx SQW gt ff 'E' -Page Eighty-E-ight THE REVIEW 1924: u a-llllllllllllllllllIll IllllIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Two microbes sat on-a pantry shelf, - And watched with expressions pained, The.milk maid's stunts, . An-d both said at once, , Our relations are going to be strained. Mclntosh-I wa.nt to buy a-make-up box, Confectioner--A mfake-up box? McIntosh-It's a box of candy I want. I'm two hours late for a date. Freddie DeM'ar'tin was having dinner with his teacher. - I-low do you like the soup, Fred? she asked. I It sure smells jake, but I don't know how it's gonna eat, replied Freddie. Why, Master DeMartin, where is your grammar? j , lShe's dead, -ma'-m, over a year last May. ..il....-. A Sis--Brother, will you get my watch, it's upstairs? Q Brother-Aw, wait. a while and it'll ruii down. ' V - . 1Sis-Oh, no, it won't, my dear: ours is a winding staircase. . 1.i..i1. I hear, Bill is taking up spiritual- ism. H ' P What? 'That stuff that makes the tables hop around? I thought Bill was more practical-minded than that. V But tha1t's.just the point, Bill is in the 'furniture moving business. iii... Don't be afraid of him. He's as gentle as a woman. Er--thanks, I guess I won't ride this morning! Algy-- What do you mean by telling Joan that I'm a fool? Percy-- Heavens, l'm sorry!-I didn't know it was a secret. Ifm. not what I used to be. Q llN0?!! 'ffl usedkto bea child. When I marry I'm going to marry a girl who can take a joke. -Q Don't worry, little' boy, it's the only kind -you'1l get. Honest, did Mr. Gilbert really say that I was a dove? I guess that that was it, if I re- member, 'his real words were pigeon- t-oed. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllIIIllllllllllIlllllllIllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllll' How would you classify a telephone girl? Is hers .a business or a profes- sion? - Nei1ther. It's a calling. , How did Abie, the pawnbroker's son, make his letter? In hockey, I suppose. The traveling salesman walked up to the magazine counter and said to the girl there- Have you Life? Judge for yourself, she replied, giving him a runch. The proud mother dragged her blushing son, a freshman in college, before her guest and in a voice vibrat- ing with maternal hope, said: He lives and will live by his brain. The guest looked upon him compas- sionately and in a voice choking with pity, said: Alas, why should he have to die young? . Where are you going? I'm taking this cow to the bank. What for? To have her milk certified. She reminds me of 13 brook, the way she talks, ,babbling on forever. T-luh! Even the smallest brook always gets somewhere. Two Very pretty girls met on the street and kissed each other rapturous- ly. Two young men watcher the meet- ing. There's another of those things that are so unfair, said one. What's that? said his friend. He pointed to the scene: Women doing n1en's work. He-Last night I dreamed I was married to the most beautiful girl in the world. She-Oh, George! Were we happy? - First Wrestler-And -then I got the scissors on his head and- Second Wrestler Csarcasticallyl-You out his hair. First. Wrestler-No, I gave him a trimming. Hunter fto guide, after the hunter had missed a birdj- fThunderation! Guide- Not up to your form, sir? Hunter- No. Just back from Africa. Elephants, you know. can't see ,these beastly little things? t 1 Page Ninty rue REVIEW 1924 'll!llIIIllItllllIIIllllllllllllll lllllllltllllllllllll Nl II IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMUIIII I I If brevity is the soul of wit, some of our co-eds are witty. I heard two talking in the hall. i One said: G'eat? The other said: No, J'ew? X Gun-Do you believe in love at first sight? ' Gnat-Yes, and every other oppor- tunity. She Cmoonlight and all that rotj Do you know what a dumb waiter is? He Csame surroundings, of coursel- Sure, an undeveloped elevator for use in hotels, apartments and so on. She fstill in the moonlightj-I should say not. It's a man who asks a girl for a kiss and waits for her to say yes Suitor fto girl using rougej-You remind me' of a pirate. r Suited Flapper-How so? Suitor-You fight underfalse colors. -.1- ,. CLOSE TO IT The superintendent of a Sunday school in the east endf of London tells the following story: Each Sunday a scholar is invited to select his favorite hymn to be sung by the whole class. One small Cockney, when asked to make his choice, per- plexed the teacher by announcing that he wanted the hymn about the little Yiddiisher boy pinching the old man's watch. On being asked for an exclamation, he turned up his hymn book and pointed out the lines: And while the ancient,Eli slept, his faithful watch the little Hebrew kept. AMUSEMENT Q For beating your wife, I will fine you S1.10, said the judge. I don't object to the dollar, said the prisoner, but what is the 10 cents for? ' That, said the judge, is the Fed- eral tax on amuselnenatsf' ACCESSORY NOTE A man with a coffin in his truck was arrested for speeding in Chicago. Well, if they're bound to do it, that's the thing to carry. NOT IMPROVED EE yo' had your choice, Liza, which would yo' rather do-live, or die an' go to heaven? Ah'd rather live. Why, Liza White, yo' scan-lous chile! Sunday school hain't done yo' no good 'tall! IIIII IllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllHIllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllIllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ' 'TANGLED UP Teacher- Now, Jennie, what is a pretzyl? I Johnnie- A pretzel is a doughnut gone crazy. 1l.....i. MOTHER DIDN'T SEE IT A schoolmaster wrote the following criticism on the edge of a boy's report card: A good worker, but talks too much. When the father signed the report and sent it back, the card bore, in ad- dition to his signature, this report: You should hear his mother. GOD BLESS 'EM The average woman's vocabulary consists of only 2000 words-but oh, boy! think of the turnover. FIND PRINCIPLES Where did you absorb those fine principles of yours-at your mother's knee? No, -Over my father's. THE WORST Bishop Mathews, returned from a tour of the Southern stastes, brought back many stories of what he terms our Black Aristocracy. One of them goes: That youngest boy of your's doesn't seem to do you credit, Uncle Mase, remarked a darky pastor to one of his parishioners. No, sah, no, sah, replied the old man sorrowfully. He is de worstest chile I eber hfadg in fact, he's de white sheep ob de family. l-.Qi UPLIFTING FOOD Alma made an an-gel cake For her darling Harry's sake. Harry, you a piece must take! This she meant, Harry ate it every crumb, Then he heard the angels hum, Calling softly, Harry, come, Harry went. MAN'S LIFE School tablets. Aspirin tablets. Stone tablets. CORRECT Economics Prof- Name some produc- tions in which the supply exceeds the demand. - ' Stude- Trouble ' Pastor- I shall speak on Married Life at the morning service and Eternal Punishment in the evening. Stewed- Aw, don't repeat yourself. ,'1 nkb if nh. V J 1 Wifi: X S 'v,.h K If I - , L - I ,-, - I n 1 ' -In If A MAN I5 guv A wonm or THE HE comes ALONG-,WIGGLING Aoovr Gm ' Xfxi - I ffw AWIIILE AND FINALLY .SOME CHICKEN ,, Fw 'I X W 0 I 'ii' , fy B CY l, as K. N,,,wvvlf704, . XY I BS ' THE 61.ocK I5 rue om.Y THING wt' I Mow OF THAT KEEPS on w0KKlNl'r AFTER IT Has 5rRucK. l :LQ 9. IL I 'iq' aQQw?1X , fx --'Mfg X 4- . In Q H ED.: xxx , x 1 .16. X - f 'Z' 1' A' x ' ,fx If ' I fra ILJ. ' ff, N gn .'.. ..:'t A ,I ,- . X . gi ff X53 fi' -'!' .lL'45'f 'raven Pnlsonms Uvpaq m reum' YW. 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A rru ,If- I 'A It I NIJ M - ' 'Ig '27 I.-ffl? nfxu: 3 If fi: q z 'K A Z EX' X ? Page Ninety-Two 'ri-in REVIEW 1924 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII llllIlIlllIllllIlIllllllIlllIlllllllllllllllllllllllll TENDER MEMORIES Ilrose and gave her my seatg I could not let her stand- She m.a.de me t.hink of mother, with that strap held in her hand. TOOTLE .IT W Traffic Rule No. 2 in Tokio, Japan, is as follows: When a passenger of the foot heave in sight, tootle the horn trumpet to him melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage, tootle with angry vigor and express by words of mouth the -warning, 'Hi! Hi! ' ' COMPARING NOTES 'My -S'al1y's done well for 'erself, Mrs. H1gSOH, said Mrs. Earle proudly. 1Herbert's father was a bannister of the . law. , Mrs. Higson bridled- I don't know nothing about your bannistersi' she re- plied, but my -Gertie's Alfred has a brother that's a corridor in the navy. , . sUcH is Love , Brown WHSJmaking.a visit to a girl who lived in the country, and they were walking. through' .the fields when they noticed a cow and a calf rubbing noses in, bovine love, He spoke up: The Sight of that makes me want to do the same thing. . Go ahead, she, replied, it's father's cow. . . ' DIDN'T KNOW HIM A conjurer was about to perform a difficult trick. He-bared his arms to the elbow -and sai-d: ro help me in the trick, I need the services of a boy. Any boy will do. I'm not at all par- ticular. YeS, yes: mu little man, step right up on the platform: you'11 do 11109132 FiI'St, though, you've never seen me before, have you? No, lJ2lDa, piped the boy. I I GAME TO Tl-IE LAST An 'editor was dying, but when the doctor bent over, .placed his ear on his breast, and said: Poor man! Circulation almost gone! ' The dying editor shouted: You are a liar! We have the largest circula- tion in the country! I THE COMEBACK - , One of them city fellers tried to sell me the Woolworth Building. ' t What did you' say? - 4' ' I SEZ, All right young fellerg wrap ittup. , IllllllllllllllllllIlllIIIllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHlllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllIIllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllll MISTAKEN IDENTITY Why did the labor boss fire you from that job? Well, you know a labor boss is one stands around and watches .his gang work. Yes, yes! What's that got to do with it? Well, he got jealous of me. People thought I was the boss. i-.-. PECULIAR HUSBAND A tramp knocked at the door of a lonely spinster's home. Kind lady, arst yer 'usband if 'e ain't got a pair of ol' trousers to, give away. The spinster, not wishing to expose her solitude, replied: Sorry, my good man, he-er-er never wears such things. MILD BUT SUGGESTIVE The more than usual lack of intelli- sence a.mong the students that morn- ing had got under the professors skin. ' Class is dismissed, he said, exas- peratedly, Please don't flap your ears as you pass out. ....l. Lurline D- She just worships her husband, doesn't she? . Kathleen O.- Well, she places burnt offerings before 'him three times a day. ' Hendrickson- Are there any ques- tions on this examination before I leave the room? C. Ball- How long will you be gone? It's strange that we can never see the comedy in the mustache of our OWU. PAST HAS TAUGHT HIM Visitor-How do you do, Willie? I've come to stay at your house for a week, but I'm sure you can't guess who I am. Willie-l'll bet one thing. And that's you're no relation 'of father's. Hank said to his wife the other night: I sure miss that cuspidor! You always did miss it, said Mrs. Hank, t.hat's why I threw it in the trash pile. STRATEGY How' does the gentle laundress ' ' Search out the weakest joints And always scrape the buttons off At the most strategic points. Pale Ninty-Four THE REVIEW 1924 ' IIlllIllllllllllIlllllIIllllllllIIIIIllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll l llllllllllIllllllllllllllHillIIIlllIIllUIIllIIllIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIllllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllwl . HARD JOB Father is glad he has finished work- ing -his son's way through college. Old Lady- That parrot I bought yes- terday uses most violent language. Dealer- Lady, I dont deny that he does swear a bit, but you must ue thankful that he doesn'-t drink or gam- ble. A SLAM AT DAD The daughter of a certain strict-prin- cipled deacon had attended a dance the previous night, much aga.inst her father's wishes, When she appeared for break- fast the next morning, he greeted her with the words: ' Good morning, daughter of Satan. ' To which the maiden respectively re- plied: Good morning, father. Victim-Good heavens! Take off my union suit, too? Thoughtful Yegg-That's all right, I won't look. THE DISMISSAL Tragedy Queen fdiscoverlng the char- woman ,making free with' the port winelz-Go, woman! Never whiten my doorstep again! Q 'If I ,stole fifty kisses from you, what kind of larceny would that be? asked the wise one. I should call it grand, sighed the sweet young thing, without batting an eyelash. Penalty-life sentence. Napoleonic: An army travels on its stomach, said Napoleon. 5Many a young business man gets there on his gall. NOT ONE OF THE PLAGUES A girl who had just returned from Egypt was telling. her mother about the pyramids and other wonders. Some of the -stones, she said, were covered with hieroglyphics. I hope, dear, said her mother, anxiously, you were careful not to get any of them on you. PLENTY OF COMPANY A young man with a pretty but no- toriously flirtatious fiancee wrote to Va supposed rival. , I've been told that you have been seen kissing my girl. Come to my office at 11 on Friday. I want to have this matter out. The rival answered- I've received a copy of your circular letter and will be present at the meeting. BELIEVED HIM GUILTY A country school board was visiting a school, and the principal was putting his pupils through their paces. Who signed Magna Charta, Robert? he asked, turning to one boy, ' Please, sir, 'twasn't me, whimpered the youngster. The teacher, in disgust, told him to take his seat: but an old tobacco- chewing country man on the board was not satisfied, iso after a' well-directed aim at the cuspidor, he said: Call that boy back, I don't like his man- ner. I believe he did do it. li... HER NEW INDUSTRY Jack, will never become a success as a literary man? How's that? I've submitted his love letters to every publisher in town, and they have all refused them. .,..... THE DIFFERENCE Pop, inquired little Clarence Lily- white, what am a mil1iennium? Sho', said the parent. Doan' you kn-ow what a mi-lliennium am, chile? It's jes about the same as a ceniitennal, only it's got mo' legs. Country Woman fhaving her first glimpse of the seal- Ain't it aston- ishing, William? William- What? - Country Woman - Who'd 'have thought there could be so much water as that? Willium- Yes! An' remember, Man- dy, Ye only see wh1at's on top. .i., ONE WITH THE DOD0 Father of Family lat museumj This 'ere is the hostrich-now extinct. Wife- But, hear, surely the hostrich ain't extinct? Father of Family Ctenaciouslyb- Well, this one is. Herb G.- Would you accept a pet monkey? ' Eva B.- Oh, I'm to young to think of marriage. Correct this sentence: Oh, I lwo'uldn't 'be seen with him, Betty V. said. He's merely a football player. HIGH STEPPING She- I wonder what Sir Walter Raleigh said to the queen when he put his coat down for her? He, probably- Step on it, kid. AI ff I? I IIWAI Pl lf Zuwfx 5 O f I fix? TEACHER so You DON'T KNUW WIIIcII LETTER comes NEXT TOH B0 NOM TEACHER WHAT HAVE I ON EACH SIDE OF MY NOSE' Gov Looms LIKE PowpER,NAAII RUM HEIIE ing Mf- hu Q 6 UI -A ogg Som: REFORPIFRS Hoosfwurf HEIIES A womiy ABOUT THE NICKLF FOR YOU AND HUMAN RAQE A5 ,fg,J f,0WQ'5 THE :APY THOUGH 1-Nev 0 0 WANT5 'WWF BELONGED To I, NE F0 BEAT Hen Roos TRAMP THANKS FFR THE WARNING LADY Y. 'Q Xill S wufs HORACEQ MRLING, DRIVE !MAMA,I WANT cAIrI:roLLIg WONAI' YOU' REMEMBER, A NEEDLE T0 we HAVE Frno WITH us' SEW MY WU-U I , r 1 5 nn FATIIER, THE Gomes FALLEN OVER THE EDGEV' THANK HEAVEN' I THDUG-HT m g H1 WHEARD YOU WERE STILL GOINI9 T0 80665 THIS PICTURE 0F ME 1-00K.5 LIKE AN APE ARTIST You .SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEF-'0RI: YOU HAD IT TAKEN YUU TAKING UP NAILED DOWN, SCHO0L wIIAT ARE ANYTHING TIIAT I5NtI' I HAVE Brew on TII S TRAIN SEVEN YEARSLSA 0 T HE' 60NDUcm3 pRgupLY Is Tfmrsof .wo A PASSENGER fwuffef wo You abr ON 'I 0 o if M' 'QT IIIIIII I fIl?o:-M' -A WHEN TIIEPONKEY LUNATIGCENTENING ASYLUH wIrH STEACHER f 1f5'W Y SAW THE ZEBRA ATTENDANTQ I5 THAT' CLOCK I THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE E6 CALLED THE MOTHER TONGUF7 H.gH?TCf?':IlI'?AIL Rli-FIYEQIDANT ygg QUITE RIGHI' JAMES BECAUSE FATHER WELL I NEVER .. NEVER GETS A CHANCE ro WASHI5 connfnr ARli.':,N1!'c THEN WHAT,0N use IT' UAVA HULE TIIATI5 'T DOING HERE' BEEN IN IJAlL.' 1 XII WX ' mx -if . ,I A N m L ,F ap Q If R . :N . ix. C ' 19. II A x ia' 2+ WI 'Q I 'RJ' K - ' gf, v7 - I A III, N . f-- ,717 I if jg? 1 if f A . 5. A? I4 5. -A I , ... .. 7, E YI- fY I Sl . ' ' I ll - . ' - ' I N' , F 'I' I 1 ' X Q y Axvfg 'V V -'QI I ... - -' qs X , f r I N. N' f 0 X fan a NJ? -X C Q? 1 1' 1' N! Q' 0 W 'Va' C ' II' . ' ' II' , . A f . ,I A .2 lf o 1. ll - ' 5 UAT5 wIF IT was THE I.uNI:If! I .ff so I . , ,. 'V ,ff P., g o IT' A , e' in, ff -A' I - 'Im ,, ' 0 ' ' I' , I I Y .Q -v . 'f 4 - K f X' , A -. .. I I Q I I .gl . Q - , I It . ' I I lb .,, ' ' 9 , ' . 0 5 0 A Fx v l - 3 'WI' Q X I J I I A . I-L-A I ,NIT , ILA ww ' 1 ' ,f ' -- f . 3 A an N , - ' 6 ,IJ .I f Z I U ' .. , ' III, , , ., A, , .. I - ' 'I' A , 4 ' l G' I -f, If' -L ,1 f 1 I' X X r Q f 'X ' U ' . ... ll I B,- Y I CINDFFI 3 29 ' 'Page Ninty-Six rua REVIEW 1924 .lllllIIIllllllllllllllllllillllllllll.hillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll IIIllIIllIllllllllllllllllllllllllIllIIllIIIIIIIIIllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllll' How d' you feel? f'Rotten, said the apple, Corkin, said the bottle, ' Punk, said the firecracker Fine, said the judge, First rate, said the postmaster, Grand, said the piano, f'Keen, said the knife, 'fRip'pin, said the trousers, - Juicy, said the orange. All done up, said the shirt. ' . il.. ' LAUGHS ' ' Irene S.- Well, Manuel, have .you succeeded in capturing Marguerite's hand yet? 1 Manuel-'Not yet, but I've got the next thing to it! e -.Irene S.- Ah? ' Manuel4'f.Yesg I got the mittenf' li-. J .. 'NO AMATEUR W After the ,clock had struck eleven, the peevish father strode to the. top, of the 'stairs and called down: I 'iMabel, doesn't that young man knolf .howhto sayh'goddd1JI1igJht?'L' th -,,f' oes e'l- ec oeg., a e rom' e darkened hallbelow, I'll say he does! ' QUITE USED, T0 IT Did you give this man fthe third degree? asked the 'police officer. Yes, We browtbeat and badgered him with every question we could think of. i ' i What did he do? He dozed off and merely murmured now, and then: 'Yes, my dear. you are perfectly right. ' .i , Wealthy through a sudden upward movement in oil? That was a bit of luck! , ' Yes, a rich old aunt of mine--dear old. thing-tried to light a fire with a tin 'of petrol. ...Ti MURPHY CHEATED THE BOSS I Boss, said the gang man, Murphy just ruined a Whole keg of blasting powder, sor. 4 , He did? Confound him! Tell him to, come here. I I would, sir, but he Awas settin' shmokin' when he spoiled it. - Johnny. My father and I know everything in the world. x Teacher. p All right. Where is Asia? - ' A ' ' Johnny. That's one my father knows. SOUNDED DIFFICULT Down in Texas the short cotton crop forced a large number of country negroes to the cities, One of the large employments was visited by one. There's a job at the Eagle Laun- dry, sa.id the man behind the desk at the agency. Want it? The applicant shifted from one foot to the other. Tell you how it is, boss, he said finally. I sure does want a job mighty bad, but de fack is, I ain't never washed a eagle. 2.1-... JUST DINING A sma.l1 negro went to a physician to he treated for a painful sensation in one of his ears. Upon examination, the ear was found to be full of water. How did it happen? he was asked after his ear had been drained. Been going in swimming? , Naw, suh, said the little fellow. Been eatin' waterme1on. -1.-l. Hush little Freshman, Don't you cryg Q You'l1 be a Senior I By and bye, TIT FOR TAT You sheiks who follow fad, s And send the bill 'to dad. With your long and shaggy hair, And the brain that isn't there. Thy long and vacant stare, And the trouser legs aflareg Oh! Sheik, you'1l never set my heart awhirl, I am glad that I was born a girl. Ohg you Sheba of the age, Who follows fashion's rage, The brain that don't amount to much, With a skin you love to touch And thy red ,lips redder more, With a lip stick from the store. Sheba, you'll never bring me joy: I am glad that I was born a boy. SOME JOB John, your face looks terribly bat- tered, said the young teacher, you haven't been fighting on the way to school have you? No, piped Johnny, 'we moved yes- terday and I had to carry the cat. A new automobile has been de- signed to be driven from the back seat. Wilcox- That's nothing newg my wife does that now. Page Ninty-Eight rua REVIEW 1924 'lIlll!lllIlllllIIllIlIIIllllIllIIIlIll.I.III I lllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllll IIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIlIlIlllllllllllllllllllllli' I-IOMESTEADING Hogan was tired of the city and wanted to move out to the great open S-DRCGS where there fwere men and all sorts of things. Accordingly, he sought information from a friend. Clancy, he said, ye've taken a homestead, so ye know all about it. Will ye be tellin' me th' law about going about it? Well, said Clancy judiciously. Pm not afther rememberin' the letter of the law, but here's what it amounts to. The guvviment is willing to bet ye wan hundred an' sixty acres of land agin' fourteen dollars that ,we can't live on it five years without starvin' to dea.th. ' -Ql.-. Sailor- Some orange peel and banana skins floating on the starboard, sir. Columbus- Any chewing gum? Sailor- No, sir. Columbus-- Then .we must be ap- proaching the West Indies: I had hoped it was going to be America. Pat- Ph'wat was the first card Ol dealt ye, Mike? Mike-- A spade. Pat- Oi knew it was: 0-i saw ye spit on yer hand before ye picked it up. - Our idea of the height of optimism is a. guy sitting in the stand watching his team getting beat, and yelling: Cheer up: they may beat us worse next year! ' -ig A worried mother living in the East Side of New York wrote to .her boy's teacher as follows: Please do not push Tommy too hard, for so much of his brains is intelleck that he ought to be held back a good deal or he will run to intelleck entirely, and I do not desire it. So please hold him back so as to keep his intelleck from' getting bigger than his-body and injuring him for life. WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE The .girl had 'been sent down to the brook to fetch a pail of wa-ter, but stood gazing at the flowing stream lost in thought. r What's she waiting for? asked her mistress, who was watching. Dunno, wearily replied Hubby, perhaps she hasn t seen a pailfull she likes yet. UN AFRAID Don't be afraid of the bacon, Mr. Jones, said the landlady to the new boarder. Not at all, Madam. I've seen a piece twice as large and it didn't frighten me a bit. A UNFORTUNATE Our party would have been a great success, said the temperance leader, if only our leading speaker had not forgotten himself. Why, what did he do? Well, before drank the glass of water, he tried to blow the foam off the top. A GENTLE REPLY Shopper- What colors have you in window bQ3ds? Clerk-- Window blinds are all shades, ma'm. L-.-.1 THAT'S OFTEN Tl-IE TROUBLE Donald- Hut, my dear, what is the use of my taking up fen-cing, instead of boxing? If I was attacked, I shouldn't have my foils with me. Cleone ltriumphantlyl :- Ah: but you might not have your boxing gloves with you, either! -.-.-.14 Society lady seated at a table in a large department store-- Would you like to buy some Christmas seals? Wom-an Customer- What are they for? S. Lady- To fight tuberculosis. Customer, disdainfully- Oh, I always sterilize my letters before I mail them. KISSEIS Crested Recipe, -Deliciousl To one piece of dark piazz-a and a little moonlight, take for granted two people, press in t-wo strong ones a small soft hand: sift lightly two ounces of attraction, one ounce of romanceg add a large measure of fol- lyg stir in a floating ruffle and one or two 'whispersg dissoluve half a dozen glances in a well of silence: dust in a small quantity of hesitation, one ounce of resistance, two ounses -of yieldingg place the kisses on a flushed -cheek or two lips, flips preferablelg flavor with a slight scream, set aside to -cool. This will succeed in any climate if directions are carefully followed. fl. J. v., '24 -:rL:::a:1:L:z:n:m:u:1:a41:a:1:n:1:z:1:z:::z:1:--z:E51:z:1:zB3:n:1:L:::E5g:E5a::g5qggpqqfgqqggqggpqygpqafgqggp ::: ::: 1':: ::: z:: ::: ::: ::: 1:-: ::: :f xE: 1 : x:: ::. az: 1:: 1... z-: z-. .-. .-. ,:, ::: zz: ::, 1-, z: ' ' '-' --' '-' '-' --' --- --- '-- I-' '-- -5- '-- --n --- ,-- --- --- --: ::: :zz .-. .-.,.-. .-. .:. .gg A E R T I E s new 1:f:'r-.':.-74? -7:75:13-T:7?:? -T-: T'-Tz? if-:'?T-:T 5 -:T-'T-:'?-'g:'?i':'? -':-'1ff--'BT-TF--'1 5'-'if-'TF'-1:'E14i5-.i We take this opportunity to express to the merchants of Santa Maria Valley named on this page, our sincere ap- preciation for the interest they have taken in The Review. Notice who they are, and when patronizing them, tell them you saw their Ad in The Review. C Fw? Amaral, J. P. American Bakery American Dye Works Bagdons Transfer Co. Bates, C. T., Black Bros. Blondy C1ark's Top Bonboniere ' Boston Shoe Repairing System Bradley Barber Shop A shop Broadway Bootery Broadway Barber Shop Broadway Market 1 Broadway Battery Shop Brown's Second-I-rand Store Bryant 8: Trott Coblentz 8a Schwabacher Corey, H. C. Davis, J. M. Dudley, A., A. Electric Art Studio First National Bank Proom, Arthur Gaiety Theatre Gardner 8: Wheaton Drug' Co. Grayson Hotel I-Iaslam, W. A. 8a Co. Herron's, J. W., Grocery Holser 8: Bailey Horn's Tire Shop I-Ioug'hton's Grocery Hughes Bros. Jessee Bros. St Miles Jones, T. A. 80 Son Katz, H., Women's Shop La France Cafeteria Lukeman Bros. Massy Hotel Macdonald, Wm. Meequit, A. J. Midland Counties - Model Dairy Morehouse, J. W. Nosworthy, Mrs. Meta Orcutt Tire Hospital Pacific Southwest Bank Palace Barber Shop' Parnell Studebaker Service Peake Variety Store Shoe Repair Pires, M. P., V Pulliam's Rubel Motor Rice Music Store Roderick's Garage Roemer Bt Rloemer Santa Santa. Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa. Scott, Maria Maria. Maria Maria Maria Maria Maria Maria Maria Maria Maria. G. M. Company Sa.ladin's Music Store Chocolate Shop Auto Trimming' Shop Drug' Co. rish Market Garage Gas Co. Inn Meat Co. Cyclery Times Transfer Sinclairfs Drug' Store Soares, M. C. Sutter, Bogue Star Cleaners Stewart Bros. Todd, John 8: Goodman, Toggery, The Union Sugar U. S. Grill Valley Variety Store Vaughn, I.. B., Jeweler Vogue Style Shop West Battery Service Wright, J. W. Wheat Electric Co. Co. Orcutt u 'l M, nv-W IllllllllIlllllllllwillllllllllllll YW Wi fm I YY, A V W Y nlnillnumn nmnnnun mnn lnlnnmuu + f ' . f B l I 3' ' lil ,A , ,Ill il ef ' l il . 1 l' V' E' - T i , ' -COMPLETE n - E! '1 5 ,I -ij, Qs. , HOME li r' l lllll 2 5.1 I ' - V is jjj .,,q qtg:lez'.H , FURNIiSHElRfS - F all : 5 -Q A 2 ,img il 1- -Q TERMIS IF D-ESIRED 2 ,S X f ' gi-, 1' - 5 : fa 1 5 in E I Q Q, if-fl . 5 I E gf 1 ,Q-, , N X . ' . -- .A 2 'P' N.. .. o 5 ,E 1. .- wffif- - . 5 L Af' - -'Q ' ,gs : 5. f 'l -S ' ' ' ' ' 1 ' ---ff, ' T ' -. 2 gg f-14 E E T. A. JONES at soN E li E, Established l 876 I E South Broadway Santa Maria, Calif. IIIIIINIIIIIIIHIIIIIIVIIIIIHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIllIIllllllllllltHllIllllllINHHlllilllllllllIIVIIIHHIIIIUIIlllllllllllllIllllHIIlIlllIllllllllllllllllllllll 'Stop! cried the voice in the taxi. The driver stopped. I didn't mean you. Keep right on driving, said the voice. IllIllllllllIllllllllIIllIlllllVIIlllllllIllIlIlllllIIllllIllllllIIIllllllllllllIllIlllIIIlllllIIHIIIIIlIH!llllIIIIIIIlbllllllllIllllIllllIllIIHIIllillllllllllllNIHllllIINIllIIlllIHllllllIllIIIIIllllIIIllIlIIIllIlIIIllllIINIIlllIlVIIillIlllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllll l I : When leaving school t-o embark upon a career, establish a definite plan-and in so doing do not neglect a policy of thrift. It is a simple thing, yet means much. lg 2. ?l ' 2 - :l 1 Q lil E El l- l - 'I Thrift is -the foundation of success in business, contentment S l 5: K - -in the home, of standing in society. E l A SANTA MARIA BRANCH El PACIFIC-SOUTHWEST TRUST 8: SAVINGS BANK gl il Corner Main and Broadway Santa Maria, Cali 9 lllllllllllllll I ' lllllllllllllllll K 'K 3 is E i-E-.,-.-h,n,ii--., -WE, is E iir, ,H S. sggesst 11,-1.Q1 I - ,S of C- I ---f-.Y +'llllIIIIlIIIIIlI I I H I I nuu1nlnuQ SANTA MAMA In all this great world of ours, There's one place that I love, It lies 'mid bush, and flaming flowers, And azure skies above. With every fruit its trees abound, Its fields wave golden grain, In this one spot there may be found A glowing sun and gentle rain. Its streets are-lined with pepper trees Its palms form garden bowers, A summer breeze that tells of seas Blows through this town of ours. And when you ask, where is this, pray? This place of so much fame? We proudly raise our heads and say Santa Maria is its name. - MARTHA DONNLEY This space donated by Santa Maria Garage IIlIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIlllllIIIIIIllIllllllIIIIIlllIllIllIIllIllIIIllllIIlIlIl llllllllllIllIlIllIIllllllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIilIIIIllIllIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIINIIIIIIIUIllllIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII My girl is SOIIIG chemist! 2 Quite a mixer, eh? l- 2 No, but when I take her out my gold and silver turns to copper 2 IIIIIII IIll!IllllmllllllIHIHIIlullllllllllulllllunlllllltlllllllllllull lllllllllullllIlllnlllnlIllllllllllllullllnlllllullllllllllllnllmlllllllllllluullllllltllmlllllllllullmllllluulllmllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllmlllnlllulllllllmlulmulllulllllllull Ei IIIIIIIIII J. G. BLACIQ PIIONE 122-.I YV. V. BLACK IOIICIOISICIQOOIUIICDIOOIOOIOIOOCOOICOIU.. .QUIOIOCIUOICOCO.ll'.............'.'f.'... 'gr' ig! SANTA INIARIA, CALIF. iii - Cigars, Tobaccos, Pipes Hunters' E A F Notions. Confectionery ' U Stationery, Cutlery and EN , Jewelry, Periodicals and E- Lille of Sporting Goods o if, Anglers 231 A Full Line of Soft Drinks is IS mg L- Ei A Full Line of ICCHSCS ,Q ' Tackle Smokers' and Spor'tmen's E1 - Supplies Issued Here Sporting and Outing Goods H Iii a Specialty ere ii' I AGENTS FOR LOS ANGELES AND SAN FRANCISCO Q' DAILY PAPERS 5 5 4lIllIIIlIlIlI I I II I IIIIII III III I I I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII6 qwuluww 'C or 11.1 Li...,-,,,L..-,i.-LLi,1-,L-i.4lgd ,--H'-I-I1-Im 05?-S9 . - MJ unmnnumumun mnmmmmmi 1':llQ:,Q + Illlllllll IIllIIIlllllllllllltlllllllllllllll Illllllllllllllll IIIlllIIIIIlllllllIIIllllIIllIIIIIIIIIllIlllIIIllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllll IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 0 There is but one time to photograph them as FY' D' Cb '4 SD -1 CD FO' O Q.. 93 'F I: -1 II II III IIIIII Phone 334-W for Appointment g?-: il? ELECTRIC ART STUDIO IlIIIIIIllllllllllllIllIlllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllIllllIIlllllllllllIIIllllllllllllllIllIIIIIIIIlllllllIIllIIIIIlllIIIIIlllIlIIIIIlllIIIIlllIllllllllllIIllllllIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllIIIIllllllIIllIllIIIlllllllllIlllIIIIllllIIIllIllIIIIlIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Most of our native flappers seem easily transformed into lap landers! IlllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIHHIIIIIIIIH IIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllll Illllllll IlllllllIllllllIlllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIllllllllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 'Ciba Vogue Shoppe If 5 If . Bradley I-Iotel Bldg. I j, , XX SMARTEST IN WO'MEN'S HATS AND LINGERIE . The ,Newest and Most Beautiful Shop of Its Kind in Santa Maria. IIIIIIIIIlIIIllllllIIllllIIllllIIIllllIIIIIIIllIllIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIlllllllllllllllllllilIINIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIlllllIIIIllIIIIIllllllllIIIlIIIIIIlllllllIIIIll!llIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIII Doctor-Cheer upg sing at' your work. Patient-I can't. I'1n 9 glassblower. IllIllllIIIIIIIIlllllllIIllllllllIlIlllIlIlIlllllIllIIIIIIllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIllllllN1IIIllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIllIlllllllllllllllllllllll G. M. SCOTT INSURANCE ACCOUNTING I We Provide Against Loss Q Office Phone 259 Residence Phone I07-W I 05 North Broadway E IIIII : s I : I I I I - I 5 I I 1 E I I I I E 5 I E I 69. ..I-....,- .I.II.II.II..IIIIII. . he 'ullllllllllllllll - F- M-NWA W A v tw lluuwwlmuh 'GTE E Ilnllllllll u Illllllll -Y llllllllllllllllf 4 4 STUDENTS! The JOHNSON Bros. would like to serve you. BRADLEY BARBER SHOP Bradley Hotel Bldg. llIIIlllllllllllllllllIlIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllll Compliments Dr. L. E. VAUGHN 'Glasses That Satisfy Gifts fThat Last OPTOMETRIIST Sz JEWELER Opposite Postoffice J. HILLIARD WRIGHT, Opt. D. Good Glasses if you need them. Good advice if you don't. llllllllllllll IllllIlllllllIIIIIlllIIIIIllIIllllllllllHllIllllllllllllllllllllllllll New 2nd Hand Store Goods Bought, Sold and Exchanged. Highest Prices Paid. Tools, Guns, Furniture, etc. Your money will go farther here than anywhere on earth-just try it. . W. J. BROWN 116 W. Church. !Sta. Maria Phone 365 J . W. HERRON CASH GROCER Phones 76 and 77 Santa Maria, Cal. GROMORE FERTILIZER for Plants and Trees. IIIlllllllIIIllllllIIIllllllllllIIllIlIllIIllIIIIIlIlllllllllIllllllllllIllIllllIllIIllIIIllllllllllllllllllllll PALACE BARBER SHOP ALL UP-TO-DATE . EQUIPMENT FIVE CHAIRS, EXPERT W0'RKMEN Shoes Shined Ladies-' Work a Specialty Gardner -Wheaton Drug Co. N' The Rexall Store 114 So. Broadway Haas 'Candy, Eastman Films Santa Maria, Cal. lllllllllllllll IllIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIHlllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Jessee Bros. 8 Miles V BIILLIARD 'PARL-OR-S AMUSEAMENT PLACE i. Billiards, Soft Drinks, Civgars, Tobacco, Confectionery + IIIllllllmllllllllIllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllll Il II lllllll + K wU.i'1wfuu!'l ' - - 5 lllllllIwlllllllllllllllllllll lllll uQIllIIllllllIllIlIllllIlllHIIllllllllIllllllllllllllllllIlIIIlllllllllllllllllllllIIlIIllllIlIllllllllIlllIllIIlllllllIlIlIIMIIIIIllllIIllRmlmllIllIMIWIRIIIllIIIIIIIllIIIIIlllIIllIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIllNmllllIlIIIIIlllIIIIlimIIllIIIIIlIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIRBRE-in + llIIIIIIlIllllllllIIlIlllIIIIIllIlIIIIIlIllllllllIIII1IIllllIIllIllIllIlIIllllllIIHIIIlllllIIIIIIIINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINIIIIIllllllllllIllIIIIlllllllIllIIllllIlIlIlllIlllllllllllllIIllllllllllIillllllllIllIlllllllIlllllllllllIllIllllllIIllllIIIIllIlIIIIlIIllllIIllllllIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllll 0 E 1 HATS CAPS 5 i I Clothes With an Education STEWART BRO S. NECKWEAR, FURNISHINGS E lllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIHIIHIIIIIIHKHIIllflllllllllfllfllllfllllfflfflllllfllllmfl I IIUNK NNIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHIIIIIIIIlfllllllllIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIflllllflHIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIH!!IIIIIHHIIYIIIIUIIIIIYIIllIIllllllnlllfllllflflfllllillIYIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllll E Er Eg' -I 51 :I Dao-P-PING How's the riding school going, old man? 'Rotten! Pupils falling off every day. I Z IIIllNlllil'-ICINIUIUIUUUIUml-Illllllllm llll NUI'-lu-IIIUIUUIUIIIUUIIlulllllUIIIllIIllIIUIIlm'IIIllIIHllIUllmlllllIIIllIIIIllNUI!llllllIIIIIIllIllllIlIlllllllIIIIUHIlllllllllllllllIIIUIIIIIIIIIHUIIIIHCIIllflflllffllllllIIIIIIIYULIIIIIIIHIIIIU IIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIHI lllllllll lgf C 3 ' ' I h S alety eatre is 3 ' 2 ' 5 wi 1 Santa Marla 2 Ia! I S - A - I lwagpkxl ,- Car i u'inff X5 Y E I 'ii I E E KL 3 IE flllllfil' IIITIIllflflffffflflllllliliif HHHFHHIIfillIFHIHIIIllllfllfflllllllllll' IFITIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIflIllIllIlfllllllIIlIIIIIlllllllIIIIIIllIUHIlIIIIllIIIllIIlIIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIlllllllIfl!IllIIllllIIIIIHIIIIIIKIIIIIICFHIIIIINIIIIHHHllIlIIIllllIllllllllllllllllllllll Ig ,: E 4-x Some men Ahold a good hand at bridge, and some-are more I3 successful in the moonlight. EI EI 21 .........,... ,....,,,.....,................,..........,.....,..........,..............,.,.,..............,...........,...,.,.....,..,...,.....,.1.,...,..,..,......,,.,.,....,...,,,,....,.,...,..,..,....,.,.,.....,,. ......,.,.............,..,......,.,...,.......,................,........,...,.,.,.,.......... + I CohIentz EG? Schwahaoher Dealers in General Merchandise Sole Agents for. McCaII's -D Patterns and Warnefs. Corsets Phone IO4-I05 Santa Maria - E QIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIllIIllIIIIllllllllllllllIlllIlllillllllllIllllIIIIIIIIlllllIIIIIllHIIIllllllllllIlllIllllllIIHIIIIIllIllIllIllllIIIIIIIllHHllllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIllllIlllllllllIIIIlllIIIIIlllllllllllllllllIlllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllIlllIIIIHIIIIIIllllllllllIllllllllllllllllillll Q uIllIIIllIl!IwillIIIIIIllllllllIllIIIIIllIIllllllI!llllIllIIWIIQllIIIIIIIIwwIIIIIIIIllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIllIlIIllIlllIIIIIIIIIIllllllIIIIIIIIIlIlllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIII illIIllllIIllIIIIIIllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII llIllllIlIIIIIllIlllllllwliwvmlllllltllI U-KIEHJIIH I'Tffi 'FiEWGHH17'f-HH '7'W'5WEFT -I :EITTwainLuwuuEQHW5'f1uu mmET 'ii'1Y'Y-EQTLFIi' 9!w lm Q IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIII llll ll Illllll IIIIIIIII IIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIII IIIIII I IIIIII I lllll llll Ill IIIIIIII Illlllllllllllllllll I IIIIIIIIIIllllIllllllllllllllllllll lllll IllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIlIl+ Q BOSTON SHOE Q REPAIRING R SYSTEM STAR CLEANING and DYE. WORKS ? I Cleaning of Quality 205 'SO' Broadway Phone 103. 215 W. Vine Santa Maria A. J. ALGER, Pro-p. QUALITY and SERVICE gl I llll IIIIIUIIII lllll III Illlllll II IRIN IIN JIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Il lllll I III II III III I I I Ill I Il IIIH Ill I I U IIJIIIIHIILIDJIIIUIIIIIIJAIIIJ I N ll I I III II I I ll lllllllll IDI II II IIJI DJU JLKIIUIJIUIII A 0 J Q M E U I I O I IYINLNINIIIIAWRHRWIIIIMNMIIIITNYNIIIYIIIVIITIIIIIIIIIYIIIIIIRCCIIIINIIIIQUUIIIINIIRIT C New Grlll K ,Phi bex! , . 7 1 ' Sea Foods and Juicy Steaks Furniture and Draperies O Oyster Lgavgs to Take H . Our Motto-Service ' On? P1 2 80. M. FIRFIRES East Main 2 01-203 lone ' Ph011e 26 7-W Santa. Maria, Cal. SH II llII II IIII-lllll I ll HI IIIIIIII ll IIIIIIII ll'I lllll IIIIIINIIIIII II II lllll I I IIININ MII I IHHIHI IIMUJIIIIIIIII ll IllIIWIIIIIIJIUIII-lllILULLLI-IIIIIULIIIJIIIIIUHIHKUIHNIIIIIIIUIIIII M. C. SOARES f : , JLG: G'N'13-Um SANTA MARIA Gents' Furnishing Goods Clothing, Shoes, Suit 'Cases vvholesale and 'Retail 129 East Main Street P110119 23 IS.anta, Maria, Cal. Santa Maria, Calif. 5IIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIlmllllllllllllllllll IIIIIIIIIIIIIN111IIIIKIJIIIQIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKIII II Il I ll Ill ID III lIlIII1INIlI1IN1!JAlllIIWIKIIIIIVRIIIKIIIINIKNIIIIIIIIINUXlIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITNIIIIIIIIRXYIIIIMIIXIIIIIIII E JOHN I ODD fr fri bm :Iwi 'f kffyf I I I6 Not how little for how ' much, but how 11111611 for JL, how lime , at Saddlesf 'Whips A -Harness-Robes PEAKE VARIETY 1 Blankets 1 2 'Santa Maria, Calif. 2 QIIIIIIIIIIIIINIIIII IINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINIIlllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIHWIWHIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIINIIDIIIIIIIIIGIIIVNIIIIIYMIIIIIIlilllllllIIIIIIIIIITIPIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ll llll IIIIIII IIIIIlllllllIIlll!llI'II'I'll1lIlI'I1IKIMKIWIIIIIIIINIUWIIlllmlllnlllIWIIIIIIIIIllllll+ IIFIYYOIIFIIIMMIF TIWMIMMHHIO-xv' Fifi luumfmuuniun umununuuuluuu 1 nu I In 1 n I 1nm:MuiguyggunuInummuI1Iunumuumnmumn u mnnmunu in--W --Yi Y fi-KNAW YYA' Q lllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllll' 0 155 Sw 5? v4-1 ll LUKEMAN BRoTHERs Phone 437 114W. Chapel sf. r 5 E Bosch Stromberg Im: Magnetos Carburetors - mnzillluul llllnnllltlllll lllm ,Em . 'EI n lllllmlllllllllllml lmlullulllnlrlfl vlllllllmllllllll Radio-Willard Storage Batteries-Automobile Q l llllIIIllllIIIIllllIIllllllIIIIIIIIlIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIHIllIlIllllllIIIIllllllllIIIIIlllIllIIIIIlllllIlHIIllIllllIIIIllIllIlllllllllIIIIIIllllIllllllIIIllllIIIIIIIHIIIIHIllllllllUIllHlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllIIllllllllIllllllIIIIIllIllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII : VE Wi F Ex il EI The telephone girl is the only real lady that accepts rings from l men she does not know. 2 rfnmm : IlIllIllIIllllIHllIIIIllIllIllllIIlllllllllllllI1IIIllIlIllIIlllllllIlIllIIIllIllIlllIIIllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllIUIIllllllllIllllllllIlllIllllllllllIIllllllllllllllllllllllll 5 NETTLETON ' F LORSHEIM A Gent1eman's Shoe For Young Men - America's Foremost Lines - 1: I :l ': : El - - , - , ll- of High-grade Footwear r Q73 Gly 6 one FAMOUS FOOTWEAR UWG0 o X281 HE ENTIRE FANHLY Santa Maria, California - LAIRD SCI-IOBER SELBY'S ARCH PRESERVERS EI Ladies' 'Shoes For Ladies E 2 2, S ?1 2 Qlllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllll ' Q rrrrrr rrrn rrrr or rrnrrrrrnrr mnnnunn IllllllllHllllIlllIlllIlIllllIIlllIllIIIIIIIlIlllIlllIIllllllIllllllllIlIIIIIlllllllllllllllllIIIlIlllllllllllllllllllllll 9 W. A - ' - -i-A.,Y4-A,-YB,o .., ,cdHwunmL QHQ Nia, ' 9 ' uullllllulllll If It's Music, See Saladin Bryant Sc Trott Co. 'K ..N. PIANOS, SE'WING MA'C'HINE:S and HARDWARE and 'HOUSE- PHONO-GRAPVHS Factory Distributor for Gulbransen, Baldwin and Other Pianos SALADIN MUSIC STORE HOLD GOODS Santa Maria. Santa Barbara Phone 300 Santa Maria r B t er ' B Oadway, at Y The Bonbomere 899 Electric Shop E.vAN1NA, Prop. BATTERY Q . RIEPATRING ' ELECTRICAJL The Place to Get D . . ENGINEERING elicious Refreshments HOM,E-MADE Phone 168. 211 S. B'd'Wy CANDIES Santa Maria, Cali-f. E Next to Gaiety Theatre lllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllll IlllllllllllllllllllglllllllllIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllil llilllllllllll La France Graduation Day Cafeteria A Gift PURE- CLELAN TASTY -than ever in memory And -A bank book 'with the E initial start. Insures Good E W.E'LL C O OK ED 'FO O D 1 N EA H - - H LT First National Bank 200 South Broadway Santa Maria Cal C. T. BATES J. Pg AMARAL WALL PAPER, PAINTS CANDY, CIGARIS, o1Ls, GLASS TOBACCO Painting and Papering Soft Drinks 108 E. Church St. Santa Maria 'Santa Maria, Calif. Q uuunnuuuuu ,,,,,,,, Q 69.1190 IIIIIIII lllllllltlllill il Sl l :Y gn 51 mm9lIwww.u-wAA,-,-AA,-. ... A.- gcc AA '1 1 ml!--ABQZQ '1 ' l Santa Maria Phone 21 A l A Q Q A l 'v + , DODGE BROTHER - MOTOR VEHICLES Q 2 2 lg l One Million built- A gl l Over 9026 Still in Service A Q Q ARUBEL MOTOR CO. F E 5? - IKIIIIHIIIIIIIII Illllllll IIIIIIIIIIINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllll ll E I E' 5 5 El ssl . E les gg Teacher: Q'Johnny, na.-me a collective noun. :gi ' Johnny: A vacuum cleaner. E l llllIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllUHllilIIllltllllIIll!IllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllIlllIllIllllllIllIIllIllIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lug E1 E5 ,A iii E 1 ' 'i ls E 5 1 -1 , - Er 2 - E The If ALBERT A. 'DUDLEY QJ FUNERAL HOME - -1 Phone 38-W i I 4 AMB-ULANICE S'E'RPV'I'CE E ' A K EQ TE E lil 6? . ii-1.1--l-'-1-.'-.-.-- -1ii--ii.f1-1-i-.i- + wave 1-ifi+H--A-1-iPP-fi- O -Q-A- u IIIIUIHQF 'WWA-WWW 4- Yrzwffl- ,AWQARY ,.,, wp ,Wf,,, W,,,,,,,,,,,, T- T' ,MJMM 4 llll 0 ' Mrs. Meta Nosworthy gliiiilahik grants Sherpa Marcelling, Shampooing, 'Scalp Treatments Facials, Manicuring Room 17-18, Rubel LB1dg. Phone 521-W. So. Bd'Way Santa Maria II ll lllllllllllllllllllllllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll SANTA MARIA CYCLERY FIRED J. GREENE, Proprietor 114 East Church Street Santa Maria. INDIAN, 'I-IENDERSON, X , NE'ReA-'CAR A'GENCIEfS. RICE MUSIC Shop The Be tin -Q G Pianos Music ' vnrba Phon08l'HDhS SB All Musical Supplies Radio-Also Service and Installations lllllllllllllllllllllll lllllilllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllillilllllllllllllllllllll M. F. PIRES EXPERT SHOE REPAIRING Quality-Service Santa Maria, Cal. if nnuuunu numnlu VALLEY VARIETY STORE Hotel Grayson Building Santa Maria, California 5c, 10-c, 15c Goods Notions, Toys, Stationery, Household Appliances A. M. GOOKSTETTER Proprietor llllllllllIIlllllllllllllIIIIIllIlllllllllllilllllllll WHEAT 'ELECTRIC co. Everything Electrical RADIO iSU'PPLI'ES 118 East Main St. .Santa Maria, -Cal. The Most Comfort at Most Reasonable Rate The Messy Hotel European Plan Santa fMaria, 'Cal. On Main St., Two 'Blocks West of Flagpole. A. Z. CASAUBON, Pr -p. Phone 394-W IIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllIIlIllIllllIIllllIlllIIlllllilllllllllllillllil Phone 4 9 1-W. Res. 4 9 1-W2 BAGDONS' p TRANSFER and STGRAGE Orders Carefully and Promptly 'Handled General Transfer, Piano and Furniture Moving, Long Distance a Specialty. 217 West Main Street Santa IM-aria, Cal. Q I cl llllll lllwlllllllllllllllll Q llllllll vit I IIIII III I I ll lllllllllllllllll '!'M? 'M, .. ...,-..-.. .- .. lllllllllllllIIIIIIIIHHNIIHIIIIIIlliillllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIQIMIIN Illll m '1---------------- '-----'---'--------- 1 'l ' ' I ROEMER 6: ROEMER 2 Authorized Distributors 5- UNITED MOTOR SZERVICES 'E 3 D.EL'CO-'REMY-KLAXON : I gn Q . HYATT AND NEW DEPARTURE BEARINGS EI E TIMKEN ROLLER BEARINGS-ZENITH CARBURETORS l I AMERICAN GEAR COMPANY Q! 5 DRIVE and PINION GEARS, AXLE SHAFTS-, EI 3 DIFFERENTIAL PARTS-WHITNEY GENERATOR AND FRONT E-ND DRIVE CHAINS A. C. SPARK PLUGS ' C lQ,.v Q457Y.9l IllllfllllflllfllllllllllllllllfllllllllllllllllllllllllmllllllllmlllflllIIIIIIIIIIlillllllfllllllllllllllllIllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllIlllIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllIlIllINIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllflllIflllHlllflllllllllllllllllllll Cannibal Prince Crushing inJ: Am I late for dinner? 3 Cannibal King: Yep, every body's' eaten. ' llllllllllllIlllllllllllIIllllllllIllIIIlllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllIlllllllIllllIllIlllIlllllllllIllllllIllllIllllllIllIIIlllllllIIIIIIIIIlIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIllIIIIIIIllIllllllllllllllllllllllllIll MIDLAND COUNTIES PUBLIC SERVICE :I A EI E lg- : CORPORATION :I E: -I El Ei -+--gf-Sw 'Electricity Q--A Et LIGHTING COOKING I5 HEATING : QI POWER il SANTA MARIA DISTRICT E 204 W. Main St. Snta Maria Phone 70 : E : -lllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllll'l ' Q wlllwmrlv I' L., A..AAA -A Amee- A- A A- U 'HU m9Uv llllllllllllll Wllllllllll Ns + IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII T : Perfumes, Toilet Articles Kodaks, Films, Developing and Finishing-Candies -Cigars, Cigarettes. Santa iviaria Drug Co. L. A. RAMEY, Prop. Phone 263 NYAL AND SAN-TOX REMEDIES Phone 282-J P. O. Box -62 Santa Maria Fish Market P. BODONIVICH, Prop. GSQE9 East Chapel St. Santa Maria, iCal. llllIIIINIllIlllllllllIIIlllIllllllllllllllllIIllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIlIIlIllIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllll mhz 35111121 Cgragann Santa Maria's Finest Small Hotel tEuropean Planj Reservations will insure the correct accommodations. 1- at 219 So. Broadway -Santa Maria, California Telephone 1.64 llllllllllllIllIlllIlllllllllllllilIIlllllllIllllllllllllllllilllll Something Better I Guaranteed GOVERNMENT STANDARD MILK BRE-AD 150 A LOAF American Bakery llllll IllllllIIIllIllllIIIlIllllIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIllllIllllllllIllllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllll llllll HSNAPPY 1SERWI'CE VULCANIZING AC'C'E'SSORIEaS Phone 2 5 3- Horn's Tire Shop 204 South Broadway Santa Maria, Cal. lllllllllllllIIIIlIIlllllIIIIIIIIIlllilIIllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillll IllIlllllllllllllllllllilllilllllllIlllllIlIlllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllll H. C. COREY WVatchmaker and Jeweler Santa. Maria, Cali-f. 5 A YVATCH REPAIRED 'BY COREY IS ALYVAYS RIGHT '. . IIIllllllItllllllIIIIIllIIIIlIIIlQIIIIIllllllllllllllilllllllllIllllIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllltlllllllll I. G. Sutter W. H. Botiue R. C. Goodman SUTTER, BOGUE. E6 GOODMAN Telephone 39-W Groceries, Dry Goods, Drugs and General Merchandise ORCUTT, CAALIF. Broadway Barber Shop L. E. AREA, Prop. A GOO-D PLACE TO GET YOUR HAIR CUT. Bobbing A Specialty llllllllIIllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllilllIllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllll llllll sllllllllllllll , QUWIIIIIIIIIIIII ' F H Y - Wm ,m.,,,m,,, B ull!llllllllllIIlIllI ullll1l1lql1lnunu1un +lllllIIllllIIIlIllIlIIl lllllllIlllllIIIllllllllllllHIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllll llllllllllllllllll Illllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllll 3 1' Studebaker Is the World's 9 y Largest Builders of W9 - M . . ' ,Ugly Slx-Cylmder Cars Seventy-one Years of Satisfaction CALL and SEE HARRY PARNELL Authorized Distributor E I HllllllllllIIlllllllllllIlllllllIlllIIIllIllIllIlllIlllllIIillllllllIllIlIllllllllIllllllIllllllllllIllIllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllIIIIIllIIIllIIlIHIIIIIIIYIIIIIIIHIIIII Hear your cook.quit, Jack. 5 Yep. 'My Swedie Went Away? - lllilllllllllllllllllilllllIIIllllllllIllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillIlllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllilIllIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllll Illllllllllllllllllllllllil E 2y' ,,7,j.Z4:Z!,12 1,7 ,. , 1 yr, , fi ,Y ' 'ff ' ' ,, ha f,x 4 - M 55244 ,M Q X A rf' 5 .X Q: lrnfgnfcjigliggg j M ff f if 2 Si .5 Qqff wi I, 5 'E '53 ' . . f , N at iss? i r i ' f Z M i- , 03511 fa - , ' ,' A A ogy, 2 fy? Af' f f -L' f- ' ' -1 bbrk ' fin Q' I -S2-Q tx '42 f -' 35-121 . V. 'ZEIS4 . 'AQ , 4 -U .r ' - A gy: IJ. ' I Q, ggi-1? 4 - ' ' L'-25 - iiwfti ' ' 3.5.1 - - 2 RODERICIQS GARAGE llllllllHIIIIlIIllllllIllIlllllIllllllIllIIllIIllllNlIllllIllllIlllllllllllIIIllIYIIllIIIIIIlIIlIIIIllllllI1IlIOIIIllllllIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIlllIIIllIlllII1IIIIIlIIllllllIIllIIIIXllIlIIllIlllllllllIIIIHIllllllIllIllIlllIIllIIIIllIIllIllIIlIllIllllllIIIIIllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllll He-Have you never met a man whose touch seemed to thrill every fi'ber of your body, Miss Maitland? 2 She-Yes, onceg the dentist! ' -llllllllllllllllllllllllIllIllllllIIIIIllllIIIllIIIllllIIIIllllIIllIlIIIIIllllllllllllllIIIllllIIIllllllIIIlllllllllllllllKllllllilillllllllIllllIllllllIIllIIIIIIIllIIIIlIIIXIIIllllIIIIIIIIlIilIIllllIIIIXIIIIIIIIIllIIIIHIIllllllllllllllllllllllll MODEL DAIRY PASTEURIZED AND RAW MILK A ' From Tuberculin Tested Cows WHOLESALE AND RETAIL 'Phone Qffice I5 ' Dairy IS3-W .nunnunnuuum muuunnum mmmmuuu Q Q5,,'Oll1mwuwv1Hl-f-..s--M..E ,... --.-- i..s .,., ,,g,----,- .... A...M-----.-EW--,.,MHfwm1'wsf0 llllllllll llllllllllllll Q num Q if 7 ' Self- S PPV? oeociamw QUALITY GROCERIES FOR LE-STS MONEY lllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllll American Dye Works M. L. VENAAS, Prop. CLEANING, P'RE'SSINiG', -TAILORING 202 West Main Streeti PHONE 97 llllllllllllll llIllIlliIIllIIIllllllIllIllIIllllllltillllllllllllllllIl Arthur Froom PLUMBING, HEATING and 'GAIS FITTING Gas Stoves and Heaters, Pipe and Fittings PHONE 89-W 'Santa Maria, Calif. IIllIIIllllIllllIlllIIIIIilllllIIllIllIllIllIIllIIlllllllIIIIIIIIHllIIIIIIllHlllllllllllllllllllllli IVE D-ON'T VVAIT FOR SUCCESS- Ours is a moving business. We keep moving all the time. This advertising move is for the -purpose of moving you to consider us when you think of moving. Move in direction of the telephone, call 71 'will be a move in the right direc- tion. SANTA MARIA TRANSFER J. M. DAVIS INSURANCE OF' ALL KINDS 122 North Broadway PI-ION7 307 llIIIlllllIIllIlHIllIIllllllIllllllllllllIIIIIlllllllIIllllllllllllllllllIllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllll Come in and Let Us Introduce You to- ECONOMY J. W. MoREHoUsE. Dependable Footwear For The WHOLE FAMILY Q 206 South Broadway? Santa Maria, Cal..-, 'f 35. llIllIlllHlllllIlllllllllIlllllllIlllIlllIllIlIllIIIlllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllilllllllllll ,F . LADIES' READY-To-WEAR MILLINERY PHONE 298 'Santa Maria, Calif. IllIllllllIlIIllllllIIllllllIIllIIlllllllllllllllllllllll IllllIllllIllllllllllllllllllllllll Orcuii Tire Hospiial Phone 593-J-5 J. E. JULLIEN, Prop. TIREHS, TUBES AND . ACCESSORIES VULCANIZINQG GASOLINE, OILS and GREASES I ORCUTT, CALIF. I IlllllllllllllllllillllllllillllllllllllIllIIIIIIIIlIIllIlllllIllIIllIlIIIIIllllllIllIllllllllllllllllllllilllllllIllllllll 6 IllllllllIllllIlllllIlllIllllIIllllIIllIllllllllllllllllllIIllIllllllllllllllllllllll lllllll ' 'm ' 44- - - --L -- -A -V-..-M -.JUU ! '! Q Illllllllllllll IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII llNlIlilIIIIIllllIllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllIllllllllllllll lllllIlIllll'1IlIlIr+ 3 7 : 3 Sinclair 5 Drug Store I I9 WEST MAIN ST. PHONE 90 AUTHORIZED KODAK DEALER We Carry All Eastman Photographic Material. Prescriptions Accurately Fillecl With Squibbs Pure Drugs and Chemicals. Agent for Reel Feather Toilet Articles and Owl Drug Co. Products. IIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIllIIIlllllllllllllllIIIIlIIIIllllIIIIllllllllllllllllllIIIII!IIIllllIIIllIlIIIIIIIIllIIIllllIllllllllllllllllllIIIllIIIIIIIllllllllllllllIIIllllllllIII!IIIIIllIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll When I was shipwrecked, I came across a. tribe of wild women who had no tongues. Good gracious! How could they talk? I They couldn't. That's what made 'em wild. 1IllIIIIIlllllllllIIllIlllllIIIlllllllIlIIIII!IIIlllllllIIIIIIIllIIlllllIIIllIIIlIlIlIIllllIllIlllIlIIIlIIIIIIINIIIIIIIllllIllIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIllllllllllIllllllllllIIllIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Phone 233 I 207 N. Broadway Blonoy Clarlfs Bop Shop Specializing on: Retrimming Enclosed Bodies Seat Covers Victoria Curtains Plate Glass Tonneau Shields Sun Visors Tops Curtains ' and Cushion Repairing SANTA MARIA CALIFORNIA lllllllIIIlllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllIIIIIIllllIllllIllllllIIIllllllIllllllllllllllllllllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIlllllIlllllIIIIIllIIIIllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIlllllllllllllllllllll Little Willie pointed at his sister's sweetheart, Mr. Jones. 'Mr. Jones kicked me yesterday, he snarled, but I got D even with him, you bet your life. I mixed up quinine with my sister's face powder.'f ' E I I lllllllllllllllIlllllllIIIIIIIIIIIlIllIIllllIIIIIIIlIllIIIIIIIllllIIIlIIIlllllIllllllllllllllllll llllllll IlllllllIlIIlllllllllllllllIlIllIlIlllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllll I CAS HEATERS GAS RANGES SANTA MARIA CAS COMPANY Distributors of THE HUMPHREY RADIANTF IRE NO AsHEs ' NO ODOR IIIIIIHIIIIL W- A M-kv J-1 in if i - if 2 - v i W Wgnl i A Wiiiw -Akin if---nfjllgwll . A is wie llllll llIlIlllIllllIllIIll. El E E' 9U 'w1w 'L,+,-L..lLL LL A , -'x'wu '5lQm Ns! lll'IlIlllIllll'lIlIl llllllllllllllllll lllllllllllilllllll Q . U Pruerss ARE, RIQHT iSe.1xta.NXe.r'1e.. . . e.l1f?. 5 A Dry Goods, Furnishings, Notions - Phone 340 2 A li EIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIll!llllIllllIIllllIllIllllIIIllIlllllYIIllIlIIIIIlIIHIllHIllllllllllllllllllllllll lllIIllllIllIllIlllIllllIllIIllllIllllllIIllllIIIllllIllllIIllllllllllIIIIllllIIIllllIIllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll HIE E Slacks-tNever -forget that there are just as good fish in the sea as have ever been caught. L Knickers--Yes, 'but it takes a clever angler to get the 'big ones. inIIIIIIIlIIlIXIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIllIIllIllllllIIIIIIIIllllIllIIIlllllllllllIllIIIIllIllIlllIIIllllIIIIllIIIIllIllllllllllllllllIllllIIIllllllllllllllllllllll HIllllillllllllIllIIIIIIllIIIIIIIll!llIllIllIlllllllllllllIIllIllIIIlIlIIIIIIIIIIIllllllIIllllllllllllllllllllllll I l I W. A.HASLA1Vl6cCVO. General Merchandise l'fVl '4 ' Of 5' 12 Qi 5 ' valid' Q: l-E E E li 'ElllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIllIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIllIIIIIllllIIllIlIIIIIllIIllllIllIIlIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIIllllIIllIllllIllIIllIIIIIlIIllllllIIllllllIIIIIIIllllllIIIIIIlIllIlIllIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllll IIE Little specks of powder, little daubs of paint, he Makes the co-eds freckles seem as if they aint. - E! E1IIllllIIIllllllllIlllllllnIIIIllllIIlllllllllIIllllllIIIllIIlllltIlllllluIIIlllllllUlllllIllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIlblblllIIlllllllIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIlllllIIIIIlllluIIunll14lummxmlnllnllllllllllllllllllllmllillIlllll Illlllllllllllllllllllllll IIE.: lg E E E lE - l.. li WE' CARRY A LGOOD LINE OF 7 TENNIS AND BASEBALL GOODS : Come in and Look Over Our 3 Sporting Goods Ei -1 lge 632111 , Ti HARDWARE Shura Mama, CAL. f L EA tlllllllllllllllllllll lltltll.ll L LlllLLLtlltLllLltLLtlltLLLLltLllllllLlllltlltillllllltltlllvll.llllllillllltlllltlll.i l.lllliillllliililiiilllll ewes tlvvttttttttlllttrlt A tttttttttlttttt tttt were 6? ' nnumuunun lmmnflhlf' Q lllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllli + 5 A Good Place to Eat and Drink 2 WM. C. I-IILLIER : 'E E Ev - -I E i ,Santa Maria Gllynrnlalv Shun - :, , .... L. s mmf ' Z' : 'P ' Santa Maria, California z -I 2 E2 E 11 Telephone 160 S ' E I S ElllllmlllllIllvlllmllllrlHHllllllllIfmIIflIIIIHHrlmt!!llIHIIIIIIIHllllllilIlltmlfltlllllllllllllllIllllllllIllllllllllllllllltlllmlIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllIIIIIHIIIIIlm!YITlffIfl'fllllttIlftflIIll'fNrlIlrl1MN!lIIhYTtl'lflIlllllfllmfrrfrlrllltlltltrllrflllllll lll 2 EE The Whirlwind wishes to compli-ment the young ladies who sat in the grandstand at the football game for the fine showing - I that they made. 7' llIlIIlIlllllIllllllllllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIIllllllllIll.lIlllllllIIIllIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIbllllllllllllIIllllllllKINIIIllIRIllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllmllllllllllllllllllll Q MICHEL-STERN CLOTHING 3 DUCH ESS TROUSERS : I : BERG HATS I I Q, CROSSETT SHOES Money-Back Guarantee on Every Article Sold E W. A. I-IASLAIVI 6: CO.,i Inc. s Proprietors .. l E llllllllllllflllllfflfllllflmlllllIlllllIIIIlllllIlllIflllllllllIIllllIllIllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllIllIlllllllIlllIlllllllllllllllIIlllllllIIlllIIIllIlllllllllIllIIIIIIIlllllllllllIIllllllIlllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllfllllllllllllll Bobbie-Say, -dad, c'n yuh see any change in me? Dad-No, .Bobbie-I, I can't say that I do. Why? l Well yuh'd oughto 'cause I just swallowed th' dime yuh E I , : I 5 - r r I 5 5 gl Ill III G . , 1 2 - ElllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllfllllllllllllkllllll IIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIHIlllllllllllllllllllllIMNIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIlilKlllHIlllllllllllllillllllllllllIIIIIHIII1llllll llilllilllllllll HIE 1 E E The John West Battery is a Home Product, 2 Made in 'Santa Maria S -1 5 ,il E 'zl 5 I 2 JOHN WESTI BATTERY AND SERVICE STATION 224,'WES l' MAIN PHONE 555 E S 'El 5 : Q: 5 RADIO RECEIIVINIG SETS-ALL TYPIES E 3 g Full Line of Radio A-pparatus, Transformers, A Batteries, E Ig: h -1- B Batteries, -Sockets, Receiving Sets. SANTA MARIA ----- - - CALIFORNIA I : - l 1 5 Q 3 Qllllllllllllllllllllll uumuumm Q 'nluununnugy1 f r iln-WM in uilyiwyn I u-nnulnnlunl 'D' 'F ' Y llllllllllllllllll. tlllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllll Q 1 The Sporting Ooods House , Firearms and Sporting Goods-Western Cartridge Agency HUGHES BROTHERS PHONE 47 Guns and A-mmutition, Hunters' Supplies, Outing 'Clothing for Ladies and Men, Golfers' Supplies, Tents, Ca-nrp 'Cooking Kits, VVater Bags, Camp Axes, Blank- ets, Sleeping Bags, Hunting Boots and Shoes. SANTA MARIA, CALIF. lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllIlIlllllllllIIllllllllIlllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIllIlIlIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Edith says she would rather dance than eat. - Well, she'll find a, plenty of men who would rather sign a E 5 dance program than a. dinner check. e E1IllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllIIlNlllllllllllllllllllllllIIIllllllIllllllllllllllllIllllllllIllllllllllllllllllIIlllllllIlllllllllIIIIIIlIIIIIIIllIIIIllIIIllIIllIIIllllllIlllllllllllllllilll lllllilllllllllllllllllIIIII1llIUIIlllllllIllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllll U llllllllllllll lg e Broadway Market 202 SO. BROADWAY FOUR STORES UNDER ONE ROOF FANCY AND STAPLE GROCERIES- 5 WM. S. LITZEN-BERG FRUIT, PRODUCE, BAKERY GOODS- ' ' ' DAN PIERCE V IVIEATS, POULTRY, GAME, HAMS AND BACON- ' P-H-oN-E 130 'rossm TRELANOR gilllIIllllIllllllllllIillIlIllllIlllllllllllllIIllIIIllIIIIllllIllllllllllIIllIIllIIllIlllllllIllIllIIllllllllllllIIIllllllllIllXllIllIIIIllIIllllllllllIlllIIIlllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIllIllIlllIlIIIIllllIlllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllmllllllllm 2 Teacher Ito dull scholarl--Johnnie, can you name a cape on 5 the coast of Alaska? ' 2 Johnnie Cafter, thinkingl-No'ni. ' Z Nome! That's right. Now the next boy name another. IIlllllllIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIHINIIOIIllllllllll-IIIUIHIIlllllllllllllllllllllIllllIlIlIllllllllIllIIIIIlllllllIIlllllIINIIlllllllllflllllllllllllllllIIIllllllllllllllllIllIIllIIlllllllIIIllllllIlllIIllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllIIIIIIHIIIIHHMIHIJI Wm. lvlacdonald E AGENT FO'R l Fairbanks-Morse Gas Engines, Scales, Pumps and Electrical Machinery Machinery and Supplies Holt Caterpillars SANTA MARIA, CALIF. E ,lllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllll IlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllll, w'j!W1QI3!!!Hl M , Y, wr W F-,-174-7 Aw, Ngg..-,-:M A- Q-ML.,-.AMW Y Y InIullunlnun is mg -HMM Qgmwngut smndn, Wm.- Huw I Q 5 uun..um + 2 Santa maria Finn Santa maria. California As Good Old Dr. johnson once said: There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which . -' D. 3 .5 ' so much happiness is produced T C vii as by a good Inn.f' Smn'l Johnson More than a hundred years have passed since Dr. John- son penned that sentence. V Inn standards have ad- vanced a long, long way since johnson's time. Pala- tial structures have displaced the crude, comfortless Inns of a century ago. But the traditions of hospitality have been preserved with the years. Today, as always, the lnn holds open house for Happiness. U Santa maria limi Santa maria, California Q Iulnluuulnu IIIIUE iw i wW1WRi4ii A 1 if in 2 i 5 1 l ' l r H l i i 1 L l l Illlllllllllllllll 6 is 'WW 9U , . pure ,,.,,d.-.-e ,Ar,,ier-..e.,.- .,e.,g-,,-1wf1u'um-UQ:9Q as - +!IlIlllllllIIlIIlI I1 I I lIlIlIIllllI!Hllll1+ 3 ' Printers of the 1922 - 23-24 REVIEWS A THE TIMES PRESS 2 Q? WEL ig Santa Maria, Califi ?-g'g4'9'4f' 2 Phone 10 E - fir De Luxe Typographers - llllIIIHlllllllllIlllllIIIIIHIIllllllllllIIIIllIlllllllllillllllllllllllIIIIlllllllllllllllllllillllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllIIIIIIIIlllIIIllllIIlllllIllllIIllllIIIUIIIllIIllllllllIIINllHHIllllllIlllllHIllllllllllllIIIIIIIllIlllllllllllIIIIlllllllllIllIII!IIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIHII 2 Shiela-They say people who are direct opposites make the 'best marriages. lr Peter-Yeah, tha.t'S why 'I'm looking for a girl with a lot of 2 money. ' lllllllllIIIIIIIllllllllIlIllllIllllIIIIIIIlIIllIlIlIIIIIl!lIllllIlllllllllXIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllillllIIINIIIlllllllIIllllIllllIlKIlllKLHIHHUHHKIIIHIIlllllIlllllllIIIIIIIllIIIllIIllIlllIIllllIIIIIIIlIIllllllHIIIIIlllllIIINllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIllIIIIlllllllllllllillllllll BUSINESS PHONE 265-R RESIDENCE PHONE 338-R - The Home of Fine Tailored Auto Tops . 2 ' Santo. maria Auto Erimming Shop A A. S. MCLAUGHLIN, Proprietor X r i , New Car Ol Car E Q E Old Top? NO d New Top E . UPHOLSTERVING, PLATE GLASS AND CELLULOID NVINDOXYS :ig l - AUTO TOPS MADE AND REPAIRED 5 : - 1 1 ' i 1 2 IZ4 W. CHURCH ST. SANTA MARIA, CAL. f H'Ulll' IIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIII1 U' ' er . -MBV!! Cr ' w n 2 u-1IIlmllllllllllllllnlllll l WHEN SHE MAKES CANDY ASK HER IF ITS MADE WITH A W , . ' ITU 105 A + FSUGAR A 5 ' 5 E1 E AN :1 -1 ... l Goon A BECAUSE ITS MADE GOOD 1 UNION UGAR Co. BETTERAVIA CALIFORNIA ,AAAl,A,NANAN,NAA,,,,,N,,AA,,AAAAAA,,N,A I ,,,,.,,,,,,IA,,A,,,A..,,,A,,,A,,,,A,,,,..,.A. .AI.NAN,..,A..,,,A,N,.,.A,,AN,AN,Nl,A. -f1' vw, 4-M-.I .. --- ' 1- I - -- Mi? 4 I V 1