Santa Maria High School - Outrageous Yearbook (Santa Maria, CA)

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THE REVIEW1922 Page Twenty-Five JUNIOR A HITS AND MISSES CConiinuecD We hear that Aileen is losing weight from too much study. Will some one please tell us when Vina will quit vamping the boys? Altho Frank makes a very good Sir Tobey in Twelfth Night, we think he would be better as a Ben Turpin in a bathing comedy. Phelps is now learning the shoemaker's trade, as the walk from Santa Maria to Orcutt is rather hard on shoe leather. Jack Gookstetter, our young woman-hater, has actually been seen speak- ing to a girl without blushing. We all wonder if the school building would collapse if Emma were seen without her Spanish book. Would everyone fall dead if, for one minute Helen didn't talk in English class. Dot Herron is becoming quite an authorg for references see lVlr. Taggart. Ruby l-lilton and Henry Schwab were two precious gifts from Santa Claus to the Junior A's. We appreciate his kindness, but we would like to know when the Cradle roll was introduced into our class. ' No chance, boysg Leland has all the Freshie girls captured- already. Our class is really puffed up because Laura prefers us to the Holly- wood screen stars. ' Since Albert tells us he intends to be a doctor, we're all sorry we didn't take a Nursing Course. S We would all like to know at which beauty parlor Rixford gets his beau- tiful marcel. We all wonder why all of a sudden Zilda has taken such an interest in the erection of our new school. - The latest report is that Naomi and Lloyd Maxwell have settled the ques- tion. We have racked our brains and find it is impossible to say anything nice enough about Josephine and Virginia. S , lwonder how it happens that near exams Nina always has a bad sick spell. N S We are very fortunate in having Nadine in our class as we haven't had to use a dictionary since her arrival. Our idea is that Mae has too high ideas concerning boys. Warning! Stay away from Orville, the gun-man, he's a dangerous char- acter. Can anyone explain why Edna, the L. A. vamp, is forever hanging around the Western Union bus? i A Dorothy Smyth and Vergil Smith are now professional dancers and expect to join the Orpheum circuit soon. . Aurora and Elizabeth Soares, better known as the Siamese 'Twins seem to be affected with talkitis.

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' P g Twenty-Six THE 1922 JUNIOR A HITS AND IVIISSES CContinuedJ In the near future we expect Melvin to be an opera singer. At least he practices enough on the bus. Does anyone know why Sue talks so much? We sincerely hope that some day Lane will be successful- in his oil fields courtship. Plenio has signed a contract as cameraman for the Joe Wilson company who are building a studio in Casmalia. Wanted: Information as to how often Rosebrough beads his eyelashes. Rowena, the dangerous flirt, some time ago won a small victory and has for the present abandoned that dangerous business. Resolved, that Lois Young would make an excellent debator. It has been rumored that Wilhelmina has been engaged as a model by the Co-Uperative Store. Don't be too harsh in your judgment of the above people. Ariel Glines should be blamed. I A g Ju nior B f DENZIL GLINES .......,......... President 2 REBECCA JUAREZ ...........- Secretary STEP' F EN LARSEN ..---- Vice-President l BYRON BILLINGTON --------- Treasurer CLASS COLORS CLASS YELL Green and White Green and White- h Green and White- . CLASS MOTTO Junior B3- No Weak Links Qut of Sight! CLASS FLOWER White Rose