Santa Maria High School - Outrageous Yearbook (Santa Maria, CA)

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ge Twenty Four THE REVIEW1922

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THE REVIEW1922 Page Twenty-Three JUNIOR A

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THE REVIEW1922 Page Twenty-Five JUNIOR A HITS AND MISSES CConiinuecD We hear that Aileen is losing weight from too much study. Will some one please tell us when Vina will quit vamping the boys? Altho Frank makes a very good Sir Tobey in Twelfth Night, we think he would be better as a Ben Turpin in a bathing comedy. Phelps is now learning the shoemaker's trade, as the walk from Santa Maria to Orcutt is rather hard on shoe leather. Jack Gookstetter, our young woman-hater, has actually been seen speak- ing to a girl without blushing. We all wonder if the school building would collapse if Emma were seen without her Spanish book. Would everyone fall dead if, for one minute Helen didn't talk in English class. Dot Herron is becoming quite an authorg for references see lVlr. Taggart. Ruby l-lilton and Henry Schwab were two precious gifts from Santa Claus to the Junior A's. We appreciate his kindness, but we would like to know when the Cradle roll was introduced into our class. ' No chance, boysg Leland has all the Freshie girls captured- already. Our class is really puffed up because Laura prefers us to the Holly- wood screen stars. ' Since Albert tells us he intends to be a doctor, we're all sorry we didn't take a Nursing Course. S We would all like to know at which beauty parlor Rixford gets his beau- tiful marcel. We all wonder why all of a sudden Zilda has taken such an interest in the erection of our new school. - The latest report is that Naomi and Lloyd Maxwell have settled the ques- tion. We have racked our brains and find it is impossible to say anything nice enough about Josephine and Virginia. S , lwonder how it happens that near exams Nina always has a bad sick spell. N S We are very fortunate in having Nadine in our class as we haven't had to use a dictionary since her arrival. Our idea is that Mae has too high ideas concerning boys. Warning! Stay away from Orville, the gun-man, he's a dangerous char- acter. Can anyone explain why Edna, the L. A. vamp, is forever hanging around the Western Union bus? i A Dorothy Smyth and Vergil Smith are now professional dancers and expect to join the Orpheum circuit soon. . Aurora and Elizabeth Soares, better known as the Siamese 'Twins seem to be affected with talkitis.