Santa Maria High School - Outrageous Yearbook (Santa Maria, CA)
- Class of 1922
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' 1 J E 1 lv W I 1 I F I I Q i, 5' ',.?-..-,,-f' fr ! i THE REVIE Issued Annually by the i Student Body of the W Santa Maria Union i High School I . -QQ Y . i 1 Maria 1 California Tihbicotion TO THE scHooL BOARD - OF THE SANTA MARIA UNION HIGH SCHOOL We, the members of the Staff of 1922, gratefully dedicate this issue of The Review in appreciation of their guidance and interest in us, and to help express our gratitude for all they have done in securing our new school building z:: 1:.- 1:.- 1:: t:: 1:.- 1:: -.:.- 1:1 -,v:f 1:: -.:: ::: 1:: ::: ::: ::.- 1:: ::.- 1:.' 1:1 -.:: -.:: ::g ::: 3:1- Mrs. J. H. VVinte-rs H. N. Evans J. I-I. Shendel, President F. J. McCoy. C1 k J. F. Avingt f X i 4 f' I ie l 0 119111 Dedication ....-. Editorial Sedftion Faculty ......... Page , ....... 2 5 8 Seniors H ..... e..I0 Juniors ,,-,, ....... 2 I gophomores U ....... 31 Freshmen ..... ------- 4 I Calendar ---49 Organizations -------53 Literary ........ ........ 8 5 Athletics ..... ...95 jokes ..... --109 Alumni ..... .----- I 22 Advertising ..--.. . ...... IZ3 llllllllllllllllll IllllllllllllllllllllllllINIIIUIlllllllllllllllllllllll Ill Il llllllllilllllllllllll IIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllll I ll lll I llll llll illl HlilI1llllIH!I1IIllllIIIllIIllIIIIllllIIIIllIIIIIlllIIllIiIIllllIIllllllllllllllllllllllll llllll llIIllIlIIllIIIIIIIIIIlIllllllllllllllllllllllllf iw . 'i lk AA-Yo T? E M' 1 1 Z' , Q ,NE ! gxii-'azz ' N I 2 'I GUTLI Lgfrl 4 Anka g 'S f 'Qi - 'N ' - 0 p. 7 I .. - 1. ,4 . ' ' 9 - 'W . 9 he . 1' 0 '- e4 9 if 5 2- ilu illlrmnrium DAVID FEENEY April 28, 1904-April 23, 1922 President Boosters' Club 1922 Business Manager Senior Class 1922 Business Manager The Breeze 1921, 1922 Athletic Editor The Review 1922 Dreadnaught Debating Club 1920, 1921, 1922 Art and Dramatic Club 1922 Boys Glee Club 1922 LEO RIG-IIETTI February 21, 1905--A pril 23, 1922 President Junior Class 1922 Secretary Freshman Class 1920 Athenian Club 1920 Art and Dramatic Club 1922 Letter Man Track 1920, 1921, 1922 Football 1921, 1922 A Boys Glee Club 1922 Ergtrek Representative to Los Angeles Meet, April 22, .aLl. llllllIlllIllllllIllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllIIIII ul Il s u I I u :mul 1 nun ll mon Ilinumnmmmmum:rurrrnlumsnmrru an 1 an in an llllIllllilllllllllllllllllIlIIlIlIllIIIIlIIl+ THEREVIEW1922 Page Five 'foitorial i This year has been a hard one, because of conditions resulting from the building of the new school but we have managed happily even if at times things were very inconvenient. The thought of the new school has borne us up in our many trials and we have watched it grow quite lovingly from its infancy upward. We feel that we are a lucky bunch and even the Seniors, many of them, have planned to attend C. next year so that they may be in on the good things too. As the time draws near for parting, Santa Maria seems to be a pretty good place to stay and parting is so sad! With the improve- ments now offered us, both in the school and in the community, there should be many more graduates staying in Santa Maria or returning here after college to aid in making our town great. The Senior class at the luncheon given them by the Chamber of Commerce, pledged its hearty support as well as that of the school to the community. This is really the first link in a new bond between the high school and the town people. We have never fully understood each other before nor co-operated. Now that an effort has been made to get to- gether it would be too bad to stop it. The school needs the interest and under- standing of everybody in Santa lVlaria, and they need us, for we are capable of helping them greatly and hope to prove it. This year has been practically a revolution for the better, in many ways, for both the school and the town. Let's keep on in the forward march to- gether. Let's be for each other! ' . LAURIE SHEPPARD. 'st' 'ic' were 'from the manager Altho the cost of publishing The Review for this year of 1922 is greater than it has been in past years, the staff hopes to be able to pay all of its bills. A ' i In view of our aforesaid financial prospects we must thank our adver- tisers who have contributed so liberally, and have made it possible for us to edit such a large and comprehensive Review , I We wish to thank the teachers and pupils who so gladly gave us their help when we were in need of good assistance. Indeed we congratulate our- selves that we were lucky enough to have such good-hearted people in this school who are not afraid of work. - Even though the ReviewH has made work for the staff, all of this has been a real pleasure. Such work as this is not only a recreation after school hours but it is an education. We members of the staff are grad that the Review has gone to press but we are sorry, down deep in our hearts, that the work on this annual his- tory of our good old High School is over. ' Business Manager of The Review, P. SWORD. I ...Q Keview Staff 9 Editor in Chief .......................... ..................... . Laurie Sheppard Editorial Advisor .....................,....................... . ............ Ethel Pope Business Manager ................... ...............i........ P aul Sword Assistant Business Advisor ......... . ......... Dante La Franchi Business Advisor ..................... ................ A . A. Bowhay jr. Photographic Editor ....... Calender ..................... . ....... ........Plenio Tomasini Florence Laughney Boys' Athletics ........ ................... D avid Feeney Girls' Athletics ........ ................... E velyn Briggs Art Editor .............,.......... ....... C leone Plaugher Assistant Art Editor ....... ......... . ....., . ...Alex Gould Organization Editor ....... ................ A bbie Argue joke Editor... .................. ....................... J ulia Beeson Alumni Editor ..........,.......... ................ . ...... R uth Campbell Senior Class Editor .............. .............. H arold Rosenblum junior A Class Editor ......... ......... . ......... A riel Glines Junior B Class Editor. .............. ............. lVl ildred Oliver Sophomore A Class Editor ......... . ............... Martha Donnelly Sophomore B Class Editor ...... ............ D ante La Franchi Freshman A Class Editor ...... .. Freshman B Class Editor ......... - ..-..-.....Lillian Fordice .-.-........Albert Purkiss THE REVIEwl922 Page Seven 1 w E EDITORIAL STAFF 1 922 Page E'Sh' THE REVIEW 1922 y U 'faculty Arnold A.. Bowhay, Jr., Principal Graduate of Colorado School of Mines. E. M. Graduate of University of California. M. A. Errett Allen. A. B.g A. M. Graduate of University of Nashville. Graduate of Georgia State Normal. Graduate of State University of Louisiana.. Vice-Principal. Instructor in Sciences. Bertha. Allen. B. L.f L. I. Graduate of Peabody College. Instructor in Spanish,.French, Latin. Stanley G. Breneiser. . Graduate of New York School of Fine and Applied Art. Post Graduate course in Italy, France, England. Instructor in Art. Burt E. Cannon Attended Armour Institute of Technology. Special work at Columbia University. Instructor in Manual Training and Mechanical Drawing. Grace Ellis. A. B. Graduate of University of California. Instructor in English. Vera. I.. G-lines. A. B. Graduate of University of California. Instructor in English, History, Community Civics. E. Louise G-raves . Graduate of Harvard University. Graduate of Bridgewater State Normal School. Graduate of VVellesley College Department of Hygiene. Director of Physical Education. ' Ida. Davis Hall. A. B. Graduate of Stanford University. Instructor in Spanish. ' Bertha. I. Hook. A. B. Graduate of Stanford University. Instructor in English, Spanish. Ida. M. Rriegel. A. B. Graduate of University of California. - Instructor in Algebra, General Science. Coach in 'Girls' Basketball. P. Victor Peterson. A. B.: A. M. Graduate of Iowa Teachers' College. Graduate of Stanford University. Instructor in Chemistry. Ethel Pope. A. B. University of Nebraska. Instructor in English. Ellen Ramona Little. . Graduate of University of California, Southern Branch, Musical Department. Instructor in Music. Charles 'William Kitt. Graduate- of Vialparaiso University. Instructor in Commercial VVork.. J. Calvin Funk. A. B.g A. M. Graduate of Kansas State Teachers College. Graduate of Columbia University. Post Graduate course in University of California. Instructor in Mathematics. Richard I-I. Platt. B. S.g A. B.: A. M. Graduate of University of the Pacific. Graduate of Stanford University. Dean of the Junior College. Instructor in Modern History, American History, Civics and Business Preparation, Elizabeth Smith. A. B. Graduate of Mills College. ' Graduate of Santa Barbara Normal. . Instructor in -Domestic Science, Domestic Art, Home Management. Harold F. Taggart. A. B.g M. A. - ' Graduate of liarlham College. Graduate of University of California. Instructor in History, English, Political Science. Mildred Orr. A. B. - Graduate of University of California. Instructor in Commercial YVork. C. Ci Wilkin:-Certincate in Manual Arts and Special Department of Physical Education, James Millikin University, Illinois and University of California. A 7777 , , TH E REVIEW 1922 Page Nine FACULTY 1921-22 4 Page Eleven THE REVIEW 1922 0 Bessie Munger ..................... Wilfred Rutherford ......... Laurie Sheppard ......... Mamie Vieira .......... David Feeney ......... julia Beeson ,,,.... ssmons CLASS MOTTO nVivere est militareue , . . CLASS COLORS Blue and White CLASS FLOWER ' Bachelor Button CLASS YELL Zip+Boom-+Bang Sis-Boom-Bah 1922-Rah! Rah ! Rah ! O V ..-.......................President ...............Vice-President ................... ..Secretary .............--.....--.-..-Treasurer Businessif Manager Leader 43 Page Twelve THEREVIEW1922 ABBIE ARGUE Basketball 12, 35 Baseball 135 Mikado 135 Glee Club 135 Review Staff 145 Student Body Secretary 145 Senior Bazaar 145 , BERNIECE BOYD Honor Roll 115 Chorus 125 Breeze 13, 45 Senior Bazaar 145 DAVIJD FEENEY Lloyd Cup Debate 135 Class Officer 12, 3, 45 Mikado 135 Glee Club 13, 45 Liberty Loan Speaker 115 Review Staff 145 Breeze 13, 45 Bazaar 145 President Boosters 145 Debating Club 12, 3, 45 5 Art and Drama Club 145 RUSSELL DUDLEY Orchestra 12, 3, 45 , Breeze 13, 45 Bazaar 145 L JULIA BEESON . Debating 135 H. S. S. 145 Mikado 135 l Glee Club 135 A Review Staff 13, 45 3 President Art and Dram- atic Club 145 LFONA BOYVERS Debating 12. 3, 45 H. S. S. 135 . ' Honor Roll 125 ' Chorus 125 Glee Club Secretary 145 Exchange Manager Breeze 145 ' THE 1922 Page Thirteen y , GEORGE DUNHAM Transferred from Paso Robles High C37 Football Q35 Captain C47 Student Body Vice President C43 Senior Bazaar C43 Breeze 13, lr JACK STEPHAN Entered from Queen's Park School, Glasgow C47 Boxing Q2., 35 Bazaar 143 Review Ed. J. C. L41 ETQE-IEL PENN Basketball fl. 2, 3, 49 Baseball 13D Debatinv: 42, 3, 43 Honor Roll C15 ' Chorus C23 Breeze 43, 49 Bazaar Q43 MAMIE VIEIRA Baseball C33 Debating 13, 43 Glee Club C35 Spanish Club C43 Booster C49 Art 'and Dramatic Club Q47 , Class Officer Q43 Honor Roll fl, 23 Breeze C35 Bazaar C43 . s H AROLD ROSENBLUM Class President 413 Debating Q2, 3, 41' Xvinner Lloyd Cup 127 Honor Roll Cl, 2, 3, 43 Migado L35 Orchestra 42, 3, 47 Review Staff L45 Student Body Business Manager 133 Booster Q41 AN-GUS HOBBS Entered from Hughson High Q23 lootball 13, 45 Class President f3b Senior Bazaar C45 V i .A - -m---m--- Page Fourteen GLADYS CTSHEA Basketball 415 Baseball 42, 35 Honor Roll 425 Mikado 435 Glee Club 43, 45 Chorus 425 Breeze 435 Bazaar 445 Booster 445 FAYE BRICKICY Debating 445 Honor Roll 41, 25 Glee Club 435 Senior Bazaar 445 Breeze 43, 45 LAVVRENCE YVYLIE Football 42, 35 Basketball Capt. 445 Class President 425 Debating 425 ARTHUR MA RTIN Track 41, 2, 3, 45 Honor Roll 425 Breeze 435 HELEN RUTHERFORD Baseball 42, 35 Class Officer 425 Mikado 435 Glee Club 435 Orchestra 42, 3, 45 Review Staff 435 Breeze 43, 45 Bazaar 445 BESSIE MUNGER Booster 445 Chorus 425 ' Basketball Captain 42, 35 Baseball 4354 Class Treasurer 415 Class Yell Leader 435 Class President 445 Dzrezadnaught President 4 , -5 Dreadnaught Sergeant at Arms 435 Lloyd Cup Debate 435 H. S. S. 445 Honor Roll 41, 25 Play 425 President Glee Club 445 Student Body Secretary 435 Breeze 43, 45 Bazaar 445 THE REVIEW 1922 THE REVIEW 1922 Page Fifteen MARGARET ROBERTSON Class Officer 133 Spanish Club 143 H. S. S. President 143 Honor Roll 11, 2, 3, 43 Breeze 13, 43 Bazaar 143 Booster Secretary 143 lst Vice President Girls' Club 143 MARGIYERITE XVILSON Baseball 12, 33 Debating 123 Civics Club 13, 43 Honor Roll 11, 23 Breeze 133 Bazaar 143 VVILFRED RU TI-IERFORU Football 12, 33 Capt. 14, Basketball 12, 33 Track 12, 33 Class Officer 12, 3, 43 Play 12, 33 Orchestra 133 Student Body Officer 143 Breeze 13, 43 Bazaar 143 VALENTINE LOTTI Basketbll 143 Breeze 13, 43 Bazaar 143 Honor Roll 123 L AU RIE SHEPPARD Chorus 12: Basketball 13, 43 Class Officer 143 Debating 12, 3, 43 Lloyd Cup Debate 123 Mikado 133 Review Staff 133 Pditor in Chief 143 Booster 143 Art and Dramatic Club 143 li ditor Breeze 133 Bazaar 143 1 HELMA SCHOCK Booster 143 ' President Spanish Club L43 H. S. S. 13, 43 Honor Roll 11, 2, 3, 43 Student Body Secretary 1 J Breeze 13, 43 Bazaar 143 3 -- Page Sixteen THE REVIEW1922 Y l RAULIN RAMOS 1 ' Spanish Club 143 3 Breeze 143 3 Bazaar 143 PAUL SXVORD - Football 12, 3, 43 Class Officer 113 Debating 12, 3, 43 Honor Roll 113 Plays 12, 33 Mikado 133 Glee Club 12, 3, 43 Boys' Quartet 12, 33 Review Staff 13, 43 Student Body Business Manager 143 Booster 143 Breeze 13, 43 Bazaar 143 ix-It and Dramatic Club I LEILA ILIFF Breeze 13. 43 ELLEN ZA NETTI Baseball 12, 33 Honor Roll 113 Chorus 123 Breeze 13, 43 Bazaar 143 EDNA TUDOR Basketball 123 Baseball 123 Debating 133 H. S. S. 133 Honor Roll 12, 33 Breeze 133 PERCY PORTER Basketball 143 Track 11, 2, 3, 43 Baseball 133 Bazaar 143 ELLIS SMITH Baseball 11, 2, 43 Glee Club 12, 3, 43 Boys' Quartet 133 Senior Bazaar THE 1922 Page Seve t SENIOR CLASS HISTORY In August, l9l8, a band of green freshmen, we knocked at the portals of S. IVI. U. H. S., we thought at that time that it was the beginning of an almost impossible climb, for four years seemed four eternities to impatient, aspiring, young freshmen. . However, we started with the right spirit and endeavoredto maintain this spirit. I As a result our 'four years at S. lVI. U. H. S. have been to us, prim- arily, four years of pleasure. We chose Harold Rosenblum for our president the first year. This year was featured by hard work mingled with not a few dances. As Sophomores we chose Laurence Wylie for president. This was the schooI's first year of American football and the class of '22 took to it like a duck to water. As a matter of fact we had four men on the first team. The third year with Angus Hobbs as president was also a decided success from every standpoint. We were well represented on the Board of Control as well as in every branch of athletics. ' Our fourth year with Bessie lVIunger as president has been a very happy, though busy one. We have been compelled to divide our' attention between social events, studies, athletics and the publication of the Review. However hard it is to leave forever the dear S. IVI. U. H. S. we cannot help but feel proud of our achievement, the triumphal arrival at our goal, -graduation. . We have successfully upheld the spirit, honor and traditions of our be- loved school and hope that future Senior Classes will be able to say the same. Harold Rosenblum 'tic' 'Ir' LAST WILL AND TESTAIVIENT OF THE CLASS OF 1922 WE, T11-IE SENIOR CLASS OF 1922, OF' SANTA MARIA UNION II-II-GI-I SCHOOL, CITY OF' iSANTA MARIA, STATE OF CALIFORNIA, BEING FAIRLIY SOUND IN MIND ANFD iS.ElN'SIBIJE OF 'OU R IUVIIMILNEINT GRADUATION, JUDGE IT BEST TO MAKE, A'NlD DO I-IEREIBY LEAVE, THIS, OIUR LAST WILL AN-D T-E:STAlMiE'NT. WE GIVE AND BEQTTEATII OF ALL OUR ESTATE, BOTH REAL ANID PERSONAL, IN THE FOLLOWING IVIANNEIR. Common Property -To the City of Santa Maria, we will the High School still on its founda- tion. To the School Board of the Santa Maria Union High School, we leave regrets that we will never be able to enjoy the new building. To Miss Pope, we will the memories of the most unruly class that ever graduated, as well as the thanks of the most appreciative. ' Page Eighteen THE 1922 Personal Property I, Marguerite Wilson, do hereby will my surplus height to Naomi Norris. We, Margaret Robertson and Thelma Schock, entrust our inseparability to Phe-ps Greffoz and Denzil Glines, being assured of its safety by our wise choice therein. :, Angus Hobbs, leave my jar of Stacomb to Mr. Breneiser. Z, Ellis Smith, leave the memories of my beautiful tenor voice. -, Edna Tudor, leave my 10095 efficiency in the office to Mr. Bowhay. Z, Abbie Argue, leave my boisterous voice and manner to William Cobb. -, Bessie Munger, do bequeath my excessive knowledge of Parliamentary Law to be used as an addition to Robert's Rules of Order. We, Laurie Sheppard and Mamie Vieira, Senior Vamps, leave our wicked orbs to Willard Forbes and Fidel Alvos. I, Russell Dudley, leave my Miss Fortune to some other unlucky boy. I, Helen Rutherford, do hereby will my obliging way of writing passes to any office girl who seeks popularity. Q I, Leila Iliff, by graduating, do hereby leave all the other girls in the school the chance of obtaining a boy friend. I, Raulin Ramos, do hereby will my genius as an orator to-Lyle Greffoz. I, Arthur Martin, realizing that little boys are cute leave my sympathy with Steffen Larsen, but ask him, as a graduation present, to please give me his recipe for How to Grow Tall. I, Paul Sword, bestow upon future teachers my dignified expressions. I know this will be a valuable asset. I, Lawrence Wylie, will unselfishly share my good old Irish name with a willing member of the opposite sex. Don't all speak at once, but come early and avoid the rush. I, Leona Bowers, leave my gigantic strength to Henry Schwab, knowing it will help him to play football. ' I, Gladys O'Shea, do bequeath my ability to giggle to Frank Gonsalves. I, Ethel Penn, do will my good behavior in the study hall to james Nicholson, thinking that he is in need of some of it. I, Ellen Zanetti, leave my big brown eyes to Coach Wilkin to be used in the worthy cause of enticing more boys to work on the track. We, Wilfred Rutherford and George Dunham, do hereby bequeath our ability to play football to next year's captain, Calvin Cook. I, Valentine Lotti, leave my pompadour to Vergile Smith. We, Bernice Boyd and Percy Porter, wishing to do something for the good of the school, offer to coach any backward member of any history class. This offer will not be good after June, l922. I, Faye Brickey, leave my ability as a vamp to my little sister. I, Jack Stephen, leave the cockleburrs, which may be found all over my accent, to Harry Lauder. 1.--gg THE 1922 Page Ninet I, Harold Rosenblum, leave my piano playing abaility to its greatest admirer, john Doe. I, Julia Beeson, leave my little dentist to aid suffering humanity. IN 'WITNESS WHEREOIF' WE 'HAVE ISIEIT 'OUR IHAND AND ISEAL THIS NINTII-I DAY -OF JUNE IN 'DI-IE YEAR OF OUR IJORD, 'ONE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-TWO. fSignedJ Class of June, l922, Santa Maria Union I'Iig chool 'JIT' 'BIS' SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY While carefully picking my way through the filth and squallor of one of the narrow alleys of old Bagdad, I was somewhat startled by a weird, dron- ing 'sound which came, seemingly, from directly under foot. Looking down hastily, I could perceive the wizened head of an old Arab, who was rolled up in his blankets. I Stooping for an instant, I could distinguish these words 'Praise to Allah. Wishest thou, wealthy stranger, to gaze in my magic crystal? Suddenly be- coming interested I tossed the creature a few cents and knelt down on the dirty rug he had spread for me. I'Ie then carefully withdrew from the inner- most recesses of his flowing garments a small crystal sphere which he laid on the rug. I'Ie then uttered a mysterious incantation and a heavy mist seemed to appear within the crystal. As the mist faded I recognized the crowded interior of the S. IVI. U. I'I. S. Auditorium with Raulin Ramos, Percy Porter and Russel Dudley soulfully playing a trio on the three massive pipe organs. Happening to be in Santa Maria on the same night these three musicians are giving a joint recital in honor of their home town. Next I saw julia Beeson in a nurse's uniform busy assisting in a dental office. lVIuch to my disappointment I could not recognize the dentist. The mist cleared again and I saw George Dunham leading his class in aesthetic dancing in Buena Vista Park. Then Arthur Martin appeared as a taxi driver in New York. It is said that he got so in the habit while going to high school that he simply had to continue. Next I caught a glimpse of Laurie Sheppard sitting in her office as city editor of the New York Times. She is talking over school days with Valentine Lotti, foreman of the press room and Ethel Penn, society editor. Next I saw Harold Rosenblum playing. the piano in Angus I-Iobbs' cafe in Tia Juana. Bessie Munger was the first woman to become Chief Justice of the United States and her court reporter Edna Tudor holds the worId's speed record. She can take notes at the rate of 675 words per minute. gi Page Twenty THE 1922 I saw Wilfred Rutherford comfortably married and settled in L. A. CLos Alamosl. Ellen Zanetti and Berniece Boyd are rivals for the leadership of New York's 400. Paul Sword and his wife, formerly Miss Gladys O'Shea are doing mission- ary work in Borneo. Mamie Vieira and Fay Brickey, I see, are teaching school in Guadalupe. Both Helen Rutherford and Abbie Argue are married and living in Santa Maria. Jack Stephan and Leona Bowers are in vaudeville and their latest offer- ing is said to be one of the cleverest acts on Broadway. The next vision was that of Ellis Smith, the only millionaire the class produced. A He made his fortune selling electric fans to the Eskimos. After making the All-American football team, Lawrence Wylie became heavyweight champion of the world and has now gone into business. f Leila Iliff is a swimming instructor at Pismo and has made Pismo one of the most popular resorts of its kind in the world. . Marguerite Wilson is a great educator and is now occupying her time attempting to disprove that Uorthogeny recapitulates philogenyf' i Margaret Robertson and Thelma Schock, former cooking sharks, have taken over the management of the U. S. Grill and are doing very well. Suddenly the crystal cleared, the visions vanished. I looked down at the old man, he had grown larger and more vicious looking, with an ugly leer on his face he was crawling towards me. I seemed powerless to move, he pulled out a gigantic -knife, the sight of which obscured everything else. Then I awoke with a convulsive start. I had but dreamed. K . Harold Rosenblum 'llc' 'sic' FOR A GRADUATE School days, school days, hey day of youth, the sculptor of man, Hours of pleasure and hours of toil, priceless and fleeting they go. Teachers who taught not, I might, but UI can, Who trained the young plant upward, the right way to grow. When, onward in the future, looking back through passing years, Will the goal they pointed out be reached by you and won, Will you yet be traveling on, ambition quelling all your fears, Growing ever upward, outward, till your work is closed and done? Laurie Sheppard. C' X M Junior A Class LEO RIGHETTI ---------...------ President LUCILE DEXTER --------------- Secretary ROSEBROUGH VAUGHN..Vice-Pres. l DOROTHY HERRON --..---.- Treasurer CLASS MOTTU CLASS CULORS Do It Now! Pink and Green CLASS FLOWER . Pink Sweet Peas and Fern 'Ui' 'bit' l . JUNIOR A uns AND Misses Judging from the excellent attention rendered by janet Adam in House- hold Management, we expect her to be a very successful house-wife. Catherine Barrow, the smallest member of our class, always makes her presence known by giggling. Evelyn Briggs, our typing shark, someday hopes to be the efficient seo' retary of Alvey Bruner, our future orator. Ruth Campbell never complains of fatigue from walking to school in the mornings now, as the taxi generally picks her up. Would we all faint if lVlariellen powdered her nose? Lucille and Vera are quite particular. Noneiof our school boys suit them, so every noon they try to vamp the tourists. THE REVIEW1922 Page Twenty-Three JUNIOR A ge Twenty Four THE REVIEW1922 THE REVIEW1922 Page Twenty-Five JUNIOR A HITS AND MISSES CConiinuecD We hear that Aileen is losing weight from too much study. Will some one please tell us when Vina will quit vamping the boys? Altho Frank makes a very good Sir Tobey in Twelfth Night, we think he would be better as a Ben Turpin in a bathing comedy. Phelps is now learning the shoemaker's trade, as the walk from Santa Maria to Orcutt is rather hard on shoe leather. Jack Gookstetter, our young woman-hater, has actually been seen speak- ing to a girl without blushing. We all wonder if the school building would collapse if Emma were seen without her Spanish book. Would everyone fall dead if, for one minute Helen didn't talk in English class. Dot Herron is becoming quite an authorg for references see lVlr. Taggart. Ruby l-lilton and Henry Schwab were two precious gifts from Santa Claus to the Junior A's. We appreciate his kindness, but we would like to know when the Cradle roll was introduced into our class. ' No chance, boysg Leland has all the Freshie girls captured- already. Our class is really puffed up because Laura prefers us to the Holly- wood screen stars. ' Since Albert tells us he intends to be a doctor, we're all sorry we didn't take a Nursing Course. S We would all like to know at which beauty parlor Rixford gets his beau- tiful marcel. We all wonder why all of a sudden Zilda has taken such an interest in the erection of our new school. - The latest report is that Naomi and Lloyd Maxwell have settled the ques- tion. We have racked our brains and find it is impossible to say anything nice enough about Josephine and Virginia. S , lwonder how it happens that near exams Nina always has a bad sick spell. N S We are very fortunate in having Nadine in our class as we haven't had to use a dictionary since her arrival. Our idea is that Mae has too high ideas concerning boys. Warning! Stay away from Orville, the gun-man, he's a dangerous char- acter. Can anyone explain why Edna, the L. A. vamp, is forever hanging around the Western Union bus? i A Dorothy Smyth and Vergil Smith are now professional dancers and expect to join the Orpheum circuit soon. . Aurora and Elizabeth Soares, better known as the Siamese 'Twins seem to be affected with talkitis. ' P g Twenty-Six THE 1922 JUNIOR A HITS AND IVIISSES CContinuedJ In the near future we expect Melvin to be an opera singer. At least he practices enough on the bus. Does anyone know why Sue talks so much? We sincerely hope that some day Lane will be successful- in his oil fields courtship. Plenio has signed a contract as cameraman for the Joe Wilson company who are building a studio in Casmalia. Wanted: Information as to how often Rosebrough beads his eyelashes. Rowena, the dangerous flirt, some time ago won a small victory and has for the present abandoned that dangerous business. Resolved, that Lois Young would make an excellent debator. It has been rumored that Wilhelmina has been engaged as a model by the Co-Uperative Store. Don't be too harsh in your judgment of the above people. Ariel Glines should be blamed. I A g Ju nior B f DENZIL GLINES .......,......... President 2 REBECCA JUAREZ ...........- Secretary STEP' F EN LARSEN ..---- Vice-President l BYRON BILLINGTON --------- Treasurer CLASS COLORS CLASS YELL Green and White Green and White- h Green and White- . CLASS MOTTO Junior B3- No Weak Links Qut of Sight! CLASS FLOWER White Rose Q THEREVIEW1922 Page Twenty-Seven 1 1 A ! B PICTURE IOR JUN ,Q . Page Twety-Eight THE 1922 History of IQZSVZ January 12, 1921, we, the class of 19235, entered the San-ta Maria Union High Scfhool. The upper classmen called ufs their Christmas present as we were the first class to enter the second semester of a school year. VAS DI 9 5 Nr The f-irst thing we did was to elect -class 6 ' officers. They were elected as f-ollows: inf-e 'V-'l President .......................................... Willliam Martin Stagg,-rqqw Vice-President ........ Winslton Wickendeii Secretary ....... ................ R uby .Hilton fRf'Mi'- Treasurer ...... Frank Dalley Believing In Union Is Strength, we com- 1' bined our forces witlh the Freshman A's and ' . proved it. s To 5 F A F-our boys in the class went in for ,Q 'H inter-class track events and two, Denzil Glines, and 'I-Iu'bert CWlhite, made the first I? team, with Byron fBil1ington and Lewis 3? 3-33, U, Lebiard cl-ose seconds. A second feature of athletics was to our credit during our Freshman year. lFrank Dailey was selected pitcher of the fir-st team of baselball. fl? J .flip J After the suimmer vacation, TIOTN f CJ our class and the new .4Fresh- I .I 111- men were given a reception by p if in ig the upper classmen. 'Some en- Im jioyed dancing and those wfho did not dance played games. K The next, land probably the most important event of the year was the fight for the axe. The Freshmen B class joined with us in this fight. This may have been a way for tihe upper classmen to get even with us for ex-hlibiting our stren-gth and ability in track. Never- theless, the Freshmen made the upper classmen han-g their heads in defeat. But though we 'had the glory of win- ning the ax, we did not ihave the U 5 vi ax t-o show. Someone wanted it x wolrse than we and that someone got it. lf Q ' President ................ Winston Wickeniden ..-............................--.---Q THEREVIEW1922 Page Twenty-Nine Q Frank Dalley, our real athlete, played on the first team in 'fooit-ball. It is W-it-h regret that basketball is mentioned, as luck failed in this. Our Freshmen ye-ar came to a close and we were registered as Soph- omores. We held our sec-on-d election of class officers which resulted as fol- lows: nf: VW? L Q ,O a s X33 +721 ' In 1 V52 ' 4 f ii Vice President ............ Denzil Glines -1-'Eff 9, - Secretary ...................... Margaret Sword r-.f:f.,f- '- Treasurer .......................... Hubert Wlhite After the election off officers, we were free to plan a party for the new Freshrnen. Y i! This party was a great . success. Every-one seemed to have a g-oo-d time elven though 'we were ofbliged to have it in a room in the old school building. 1 ini I YI 1 1 . I , Y ,' 1 . 0, , , ' . , 9 -fo 0 ,' 0 X gf I1 4 Q 9911, ' 5 'Q I S 0 v 14' s 4 1 S02 1' S, 0 Q- 4 lff'QS3 9 'ea 'a 4 I liz '? t 'iz 91 is i tfv. , fu x Fl SSN9- Is ,. .15 . x S' LEC!! o Once again it was foot- ball season. This time, our A class had a larger represen- tation. Denzil Glines and ' William Martin played on first team and James iN-icholson played parrt of tlhe season. EEE ... lllllllllllllllllllllllll Then we bought a boolth at the Senior Carnival and set up a Wheel o-f Fortune. We lhad some very attrac- tive prizes, includnig fancy boxes of candy and kewpie dolls. These things gave color to thle fbooth which was decorated in green and white crepe paper. lWe did veriy Well with this and added quite a sum to our treasury. This ended our first ftwo years of High School. The only event in our present semester as Junior B's was -the election of class officials as follows: President ,,,,,,.,,, ,,.,. D enzil Glines Secret-ary .... ....... R ebecca Juarez ViCe-Pregiden13 ,,,,,,, ,..,,. f Snteffan Larsen Treasurer ..... ....... B yron Billington Mildred Oliver THE REVIEW 1922 r 5 7. , ,- f,, ff ,,, V 1 f' 1'l I 7-------fr f' ,hrr ..1n-.....- -.- Page Thur y-Two THE REVIEW 1922 Sophomore A's l FRANK GILL ...................... President fl ' MORRIS STEPHAN. --.--.-...- Secretary ALEX COULD ............ Vice-President LAURA SILVERIA ....... J ..-- Treasurer CLASS YELL 'Purple and gold, Wise and bolcl 'A Sophomore A's Rah! Rah! Rah! CLASS FLUWER Violet LQBA THEREVIEW1922 Page Thirty-Three 4 SOPHOMORE A mmmulmllll Page Thirty-Four THE 1922 SOPHOMORE A's--A LA MODE It was my first morning in high school. Everything seemed very strange and dreary. I was sitting forlornly at my desk, gazing straight ahead, and wishing I was back once more in my dear old familiar surroundings, when I' felt a light tap on my shoulder. Looking around, I saw a young girl of about my own age who proved to be the one who had attracted my attention, Par- don me, she said smilingly, My name is Florence Laughney. I've been watch- ing you, and can readily see that you feel somewhat out of place. Possibly I can interest you by naming over your new classmates. 'First we'll speak of Frank Gill, our class president. He is that chubby boy with the red hair. The boy with whom he is speaking is Morris Stephan. He is our class secretary, but Bessie Munger's-?? For vice-president we have Alex Gould. We call him Scotty for short. Laura Silveria is treasurer. Poor Laura, how lonesome she would be without her freckles. Who is that girl over there chewing gum?,' I interrupted. Surely they don't permit that in school. Oh,', said my newly found friend, that's Martha Donnelly. She is a favorite of our gym teacher, consequently a privileged character. Those two girls walking up to the desk are Ruth Wilson and Dorothy Hobbs. They can always be depended on to have their gym suits, they never have to be sent to the office. See that boy and girl whom Mr. Peterson is lecturing? They are Merrill Greffoz and Enythe Dooley. Merrill is the pride of our English class, but poor Enythe-well she apparently has been disappointed in love. Who is that boy looking over this way? I inquired. Oh, that's Howard McIntosh, she replied. His one weak spot is his head but they tell me parting one's hair in the middle has a tendency to bal- ance one's brain. See those four girls standing around the stove? Well, the one standing nearest us is Cathryn Carrol. We all make allowances for her as she is in love. My, but that girl next to her is quiet, who is she? ' Oh, that is Mary Cole. Yes, isn't she quiet? The girl with the bobbed hair is Cleone Plaugher. We all wonder if the Ford coupe she rides around in really belongs to her or the Carrol family, my friend remarked, and almost in the same breath said, That little girl is Echo Burns! Pardon me, I interrupted, but who is that boy wearing the blue and yellow sweater? I saw him down town yesterday, eating an ice cream cone. You must be mistaken, and Florence looked at me in surprise. That's William Cobb, but you'll never see him eating ice cream. 'The girl with the penetrating eyes is Josephine Avila. If we stay here long enough we might hear her say something. Next to her is Willard Forbes. You ought to see him out on center field. Can you see those two girls cleaning out their desks? asked Florence. L i THEREVIEW1922 Page Thirty-Five They are Lillian Freeman and Edith Tudor. We can't understand why they never go to church. Quite heathenishf, I replied. Well, look who's here, she said. And there came Alta Mankins and her chum, Berthena Marlett, who are so fond of good literature that they utilize all their study periods reading Ethel M. Dell. What is the name of the girl with the dimples, I asked. Oh, that's Evelyn Munger, somebody's little sister. . That short stout boy laughing so loudly is Lee Garret, Florence went on. He and Mary Dunham are almost inseparable. Oh, yes, I almost forgot our Bert Young, he is such a fine clerk that he hopes to get a job in the Co-Op next year. And there's Fidel Alvos and Leo Acquistapace. See how nicely they behave themselves. They never create disturbances in class. Who is that boy in the last seat ? I inquired of Florence. That's Guy Hudson, she responded. You Want to watch out for himg he's an awful llirt. Delinda Sliveria is his newest victim. Shigeji Konishi is the boy who keepswatching us so steadily. He is so noisy that the teachers are always giving him detention slips. That girl, gazing so steadily out of the window is Margaret Fortune. l guess she must be watching for her new Nash sedan. I Well, for goodness sake! exclaimed my friend, there's Herbert Spen- ser. He's been absent and I haven't seen him for ages. A I won't say much about him, but you just watch him gaze at Barbara Higgins. N-Now this is confidential, Florence stammered, 'but Inez Vaughn, the girl with the gigantic dog ears is my rival. We both like Leo Tognazzini, but we think he likes Jenny Locarninif' My what a classy looking boy! That's Allan Johnson, Florence stated. i'He's our fashion plate. l'm afraid he's rather a wicked boy though. Perry and Frank Cullen are trying to convert him. They are both planning to become foreign missionaries. That flashily dressed person is Estelene Hughes, a grass widow. Who is that affectionate couple sitting together? I asked. Oh, that's Fidela Sweet and james Brady. Thelma Brickey, the girl in front of them is a nice girl, but rather loud and a trifle forward in her man- ner. I guess l've mentioned nearly every one now except our quartet. They are Delphine Montez, Louise Pizani, Lewis Rahmalo and Carl Best. They sing at all our entertainments. Oh, yes I almost forgot Ross Reid. He's that boy with the slick shiny pompadourf' just then Florence glanced at the clock. Why for goodness sake! she exclaimed. Who would htink we had talked for forty minutes. I do hope you'll like our class, l don't see how you can help it when you remember that we are the Sophomore A's. Martha Donnelly P z Th S THE REVIEW 1922 soruomomz A-3 MASQUERNDE A Sophomore's A-B held their masquerade at the,Princess hall, Friday even ing, February 24, l922. A large number attended and many came in gala attire. Many beauti- ful anduoriginal costumes were displayed. After the grand march, led by Mr. and Mrs. Bowhay, announcement of the prize winners was given. Margaret Sword won the prize for the best girl's costume, and Albert Wickenden for the boys', while Phelps Greffoz cap- tured the prize for the rnost humorous one. Campbells Orchestra furnished the music. Sophomore Bees RICHARD OLIVER ............, President AUDREY TRAVIS .............. Secretary DONALD COOK ............ Vice-President ALBERT WICKENDEN ...... Treasurer CLASS COLORS CLASS FLOWER - 4 Clive and Gold California Poppy CLASS YELL Cold! Gold! Gold! Olive too We bee Sophomores Who I-Who !-Who l 1922 Page Thirty-Seven 1 B ORE PHOM .SO 1+ 4 Page Thirty-Eight THE REVIEWIQZ2 Q I an K or ' 5 , fb 1 . W' Q: . . Q THE Hlvr AN-n rrs WONDERS I Mrs. Allen, our class teacher, rules with a sense of humor but an iron hand. 0ur president, Richard Oliver, is known by every one to be a gentleman worthy of the office he holds. Donald Cook, vice-president, is ever alert to his duties and is prepared to assume the office of president in case of necessity. . Audrey Travis, our class secretary, is Johnny on the spoti' when it comes to writing up our meetings held by the busy bees of IQZZM. Albert Wickenden, our treasurer and one of the busiest bees in the hive, collects all the honey as fast as we can bring it. NOW WE BEES DISPLAYED OUR ABILITY In April l9Zl, the interclass track meet was held. We, then being Freshmen B's joined 'ourselves with the Fresh A. We were content to Iet the upper class men win most of the common events, but in the relay, which is most important, we took first place. The relay team consisted of Albert Wick- enden and Ernest Quijada, Freshmen B's and W. Cobb and Merril Greffoz Freshmen A's. ' Football-That's where we shine! When the I92I football season opened we found ourselves Freshmen A's. We opened the interclass games by defeating the Fresh B, 6-0. Our next game, with the Juniors, resulted in a tie. Through the process of elimination, the Soph A's, Juniors, and ourselves were the only teams left coneneting for the championship. Uwinq to the lack of time the games were not played off. therefore we did not win the champion- ship but had to be content with being one of the best three teams in the schocl Albert Wickenden .................... Full Baci Miller ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,.,,,,,. ,.,,,,.,, ,,,,,,.,,,.. E 1 id Dantg LaFranchi .............. Quarter Bac T, 1 Toney Silva ............ ........... - Left Half gookf T acllile Ernest Quijada ...... ......... i Right Half fad Of - - 3' C 9 Richard Oliver .............................. Center BFOWII --.------...--.-..-----.------.---.--------- Guard Argue' ------------------------.----- -------,.--------- E Hd Earle .............................................. Guard On Friday, Feb. 26. the Sophomore classes treated the whole school to a masquerade party. 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N 5 I W7 x Mn td, mmf Page Forty-Two THE REVIEW1922 Freshman A'5 EDWARD GREFFOZ ......... President I CERALDINE. DOANE ........ Secretary ERNEST QUIJADA ...... Vice-President i LURLINE DART .-...........-.. Treasurer ' ALBERT ATHERTON ...... Breeze Reporter MUTTO Service, Co-operation and Loyalty COLORS FLOWER Purple and White The Aster 1922 Page Forty-Three FRESH MAN A, BOYS Q FRESHLIAN A GIRLS G1 Page Forty-Four THE REVIEWl922 F RESHMAN A CLASS The Freshman A class wish to thank the members of the S. lVl. U. H. S. for the reception that was given them early last semester. The Student Body presented each member of the Freshman A and B classes with an all day sucker which we enjoyed very much. A little entertainment was furnished by the presidents of the two F resh- man classes and the rest of the evening was spent in dancing and playing games. At the Senior Carnival which was given by the Seniors on December 5, l9Zl, we had a fish pond that was very prettily decorated in purple and white. Though we did not make any money on the venture we gained exper- ience which will help us in next year's carnival. We felt quite delighted when we were presented with a pennant by the Seniors for selling the most tickets to their carnival. The girls of the Freshman A class have also organized so as to be able to carry on business without calling a general class meeting. The Freshman A boys won three out of four basketball games and won second place in the school championship games. The boys and girls of the Freshman A class have taken four Armenians to take care of. Lillian Fordice. 'si' 'Gt' DIDJA? Didja ever tell a Freshman just about how small he was, Altho he fully measured five-foot-ten? 'Twas the size of brains that counted, and classes too, because He was just a little Freshie, wee and then- Didja catch a French heeled slipper on the corner of a stair, And continue downward progress headily ??? 'Nd didja grab for something when something was'nt there? If ya did, well don'tcha sorta pity me????? And if the Freshie saw ya, didja blush? I'll betcha didg . I'd win too-, 'twould almost be a cinch! !. 'Nd did your eyes roam wildly for a place where you'd be hid? Didja still feel awful big, or 'bout one inch?? ' M. C. T H E REVIEW 1922 Freshmen B Class Vision RESHMEN B's-why that's our name, Ever ready and always game, Pledging allegiance to our High School dear From the very beginning of our career. EALIZE, classmates, just realize These happiest moments ofour livesg On with our joyful High School days, Yes, on with our parties and our plays. VERY day we are to toil, And do our duties with a smile. Although our lessons may be hard, We'll try to better our recordcard. TEP by step we'll surely climb, Taking advantage of all ourtimeg Then the days of our High School life Will become a joyful strife. ,IGH SCHOOL days are so complete, There we Freshmen like to meet To plan our future daily work From which none can afford to shirk. AY all the men that we possess Honor our class in athletic contests. Whether the game be track or ball, Our athletes do their best inall. VERY year that passes by Tends to make the Freshmen sigh, When thinking sadly o'er and o'er, Soon High School days will be no more. O ties will ever be so firm As those that strengthen with each term Until four years have truly past, And friendship's ties have bound us fast. E brave and loyal through it all And never from the ladder fall. Be grateful for what comes to you, Be worthy of that friendship true. -Albert Purkiss Pag 5 e Forty-Five F P I F S THE REVIEW 1922 F r e 5 h m e n B EDWARD ALLEN ............... President DOROTHY NICHOLSCN .... Secretary ALVIN MUNGER ......... Vice-President GERTRUDE CLOTHIER ..... Treasurer CLASS YELL LEADER CLASS COLORS A Robert Harston Blue and Steel CLASS YELL Gray and Blue Brave and true Freshmen B! Rah! Rah! Rah! Freshmen Bl' CLASS FLOWER CLASS MOTTO Blue Larkspur He conquers who conquers himself' r or oooo - mo?Li+ooe THEREVIEW1922 Page Forty-Seven B FRESHMAN IEFIZWP ,- AQSGW, 'bf fg'4L ...?,Lf,:L Ji If-itz jx A X W fW9CMMM9 5 NWlV'?E f'! wgiw Jouowwffflf gym Kinja, Mgdwmkwcimi. . ww LMQMUATT gf ri fp E 1 452 V , 9 ' flji- ' RN N.. ffiflfu Qwlfla WMA , 5 Xi 5g4.f.Q, ZZA4,, ,L7 vi 4 G AW ,9 fMzi,,2fL?f,WM S, EVQLJA2 .55 qbfjw-7 Vcgiatbfldaf N?-5 ff6z,LM,WJM7 ,, -B xggfvwvwwid MJ6 ?7 VZ. I H ' ' Q 7 Vwfvbifq 2. HL KX Q . L J 7S 1 My 5 Hang? 3 dm, IZUW' W W ,Z 2 Q -Q1 f o2,u,,,,,5,4',,,1 yjftfc 65 9.3, vi N MTUWWUMNZJ-Q s Lifffqffr f-' AiJJf7'4 -541 ' 'ii-Y J. -.,'1.s' Lf QE-.-JA-xf1J..'Vl'!'1f.' M35 ' Q! 77' V 4.3. 'Tlllal THE 1922 i Page Forty-Nine f' ND 1 gnxub Ji 1 9.Ll'i'l l ' Pl 15 3 A 5111 tqlinpi- Zgaoawgg 'fi 3 1 1 1 .1 I 531433 Ll 27.1 4 37x I 1 1 1 ' if leslffd 'Z 533 is 9 1933' 383316 ua ,1 511,11 P it 99 4' 1 4 L G N 61 Z, -15.131 M' 6 17 11 1141.101-1 8 a ,, 4111214 4711152 1 59 P -18-Q14 2 ls rl' 311 at if 4 1 5716 e L '8 2134425 21-Zi, 67. Q01 V4 7. ' :J 1 l 1 U 3 9 aff 514 lo if 6 10 4,6951 AIJGUST .-Smells like school, acts like school, and by gum it is school! 22 23.--Run thru classes to get worst of the green oil the freshies. Z4 .-lt beats all how these teachers can get down to business, organize classes, hand out books, etc., before we even feel settled. 25.--Lessons assigned already! Wecounted on at least a week's grace any'- way. I .f .-just ordinary Friday and one week gone. , 26 29.-Blue Monday! But who can be blue with these 'green hordes of be- wildered Freshies around? . 30.--J. C. has lots of studentsg going to amount to something this year, sure 'nuf. 3l.-Noticed our new barn of a room outside? Room 23. 'lc' 'lc' SEPTEMBER l.-Boys are howling. lt's raining and dove season opens today. 2.-- Thrift assembly. Beginning of our new banking system. 5.-No school llsabor Dayl. 6.-Almost all the girls have gym suits now. 9.-No school fAdmission Dayl. pl 47-7' 1-,I BT Qt f 2. K' 99153319 V 1 l Pag F f THE REVIEW 1922 -Mr. Wilkin is putting forth a real football squad. 3.-Good luck day. 4.-We've no cause to be afraid of football this year.. Notice the speed of Our Squad. - Breeze Staff organized, Senior English class to edit the paper. -Football game. Grammar school vs. Freshies. Tie score. Bill Gewe gone after L. A. new bus. 7.-Football game. 20.--New student body officers installed. First singing conducted by Miss Little. We sure made up for lost time. Such lusty voices. 23.-Breeze came out today. Big football rally tomorrow. 24.-Legion scored where we feared to tread. Oh well, it was only a practice game anyway. -Awful hot in this old trap of a building. -Student body meeting. Seniors planning for their Bazaar. Sounds like a great time coming. Hot Dawg! ! -The men are at work at the old rock pile on old school site. Gee! They're slow! Make it snappy please! N 29.-Assembly. Laurie elected Editor-in-Chief of Review. 'ale' 'fc' NOVEMBER 3.-Review Staff meeting. Warm weather. , 4.-Assembly. Mr. Blanks speaks on Disarmament, Warmer weather. 6.-Warm enough. 0.-'Nother interesting assembly. Mr. Doane of the Legion and Rev. G. R. Phillips speak. Girl's Glee sing too. I.-Holiday fArmistice Day! S. M. U. H. S. takes part in the parade. Win at Lompoc 28-6. 4.-Everybody's crippled now. Casualties from Lompoc and Atascadero games. 5.--Most of the type writers are sick. -Mamie is S0 interested in history. 8.-Poor Abbie! C. D. is planning, quite hopefully, too, on going to Pomona at Christmas. ZI .-Lose at Paso. But what can you expect with such a long casualty list? And now it's longer. 22.--Two rallies. Miss Little is all right! 23.--We're all just bubbling over with pep. 24.-Everybody's head is full of the coming game with Paso on Thanks-f giving. 28.--Thanksgiving. We win! We win! Oh Boys! Oh Joy! We win! Prof. Davis tells us that Blackheaded Boys to be truly happy must have Redheaded girls. Can you beat that for frankness? 2 3 5 7 8 I6 I9 20 ZI E REVIEW 1922 DECEMBER .-Senior Carnival tomorrow night. Studies seem to have been forgotten. .-Carnival tonight! Oh my heart! .-The Carnival is one raving success. And also hear we get a gym. .--Student body meetingg decide to buy new basketball outfits for the team. .-The Breeze is sure some paper! I3.- Our squad was shot! Cfhey had their pictures l5.-Girls' first game of l-leminway played in the tennis .--Dr. Oxnam speaks on Disarmament in assembly .-The C. play tonight. .-The play is a huge success, even if the lights do go .-There's an awful lot of goodies in room 5. . takenj. court. this A. Nl. out. 22.-More goodies. ' . 23.-Big Xmas party in the pavilion. That explains the goodies 'at' 'lr A 1922 g ' JANUARY 3.-Everybody's back, full of new resolutions. Happy New Year! ' 4 9 IO !6 I7 I9 25 26 Z7 30 31 1 3 .-Popular saying with the teachers today is That's a very poor way to begin the new year! .-lV!r. Blockman, one of the founders of our school speaks in assembly this A. M. . .-FINALS! ' .-The beginning of a new semester. Oh, you bewildered Freshmen! Branch of the P. C. constructed in the campus. Engine runs off the track today but no one is hurt. .-First day for the thirty minute lunch hour. .-Boy's assembly. The girls take this opportunity to initiate the Freshies. .-Student meeting. .-Mysterious poster on the bulletin board. What does S. Nl. D. C. mean? .-Election of officers. .-Rain! Rain! Rain! And Mud! .Well it is a wonder that the build-ing has not sunk. And we lose to Santa Ynez. Such calamities. .-Another calamity, we have to pay 35C for the Breeze. sf -tv FEBRUARY .-Sun comes up today, and things look generally brighter. A rumor about girls' uniforms. .--First hop of the season held in room 5. 6.-Second meeting of girls interested in basketball. 7.-Student 'body meeting this A. M., but it does not take up all the twenty minute period, can you feature that? .Screw loose somewhere! Classes are in the process of being shot Q Pag F'f T THE REVIEW 1922 -Chamber of Commerce assembly. Girls first basketball practice this P. lVl. Hip-Hip-Hurrah! Looks as if we are going to have a girls' team after all. . Football boys banquetg better late than never. -Basketball rally. -Lompoc beats us by just one point. Zip, Our team sure has speed. No school today cause la grippe has a grip on the High kids. Soph's postpone party. Of all the gol-darn disappointments! Everybody's caw-cawfawing today. That is, everybody that's here. What,s the use of having school anyway? Rain! Rain! Rain! today, and every drop is wet! George Smith is an- nounced winner of the Chamber of Commerce essay. Congratula- tions! -Things look a little more natural. The Seniors are banqueted by the C. of C. today. Julia and Wilfred score hits. -Washington's birthday. Oh bugs! no holiday. Matinee dance in Room 5. -S. lVl. D. C. is solved. Simply means Santa Maria Dramatic Club, which organized today. V -Soph's masque tonight. Whoopee! -Party a hilarious success. Baseball training starts. sr 'atc' MARCH -First booster meeting. Zip! boom! l..et's go! -Yum! Yum! the Sophomore A's have a pie sale. -Booster meeting postponed in favor of the dance. We just must boost everything. -Heads today. -'Nother doubleheader. Junior B's basketball champions of High School. -Dramatic club meeting. Game between C. and Junior B's. C. wins. -Sweets? Sweets? Sophomore B candy sale. ' 'st' 'nl' FORECAST -St. Patrick's party in the Gym room. Plenty of green. -Thank goodness, the Review goes to press. i -Senior program. Theyrhave the talent. April ZI .-Review Benefit concert. 28-'Vlay Queen election. lVlay-Senior play. Cup Debate Senior Picnic une-Senior Reception Class Day Commencement 7 1 fa 1 . gg' 'NP' W , 5 -1 In WX N . I. ' v , K 4 i' 'I l ?7 ' 'S W A ' Nix 2 V 'ii L - 3 X I x ' av K 51 ' L L'-5-'fx l Xl 1 I 5 bfx X - - My W A W .. x H N ., A A 1 5 0 1--4-v .J N WN W ' - 1-E 5 - i f - W X 'W A 'V ' IW ' ' lf T ' X- Q Lf 7 A ? -'-' Ks N ' , ff 1. 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We are a lively organization and have a Student Body meeting on an average of once a week. We may be said to have real student self-govern- ment in many of our school activities. First Semester Second Semester Phelps Greffoz ,.,,,, .,,,, ,.,.,,,....., P r esident ............ i ............ Phelps Greffoz Wilfred Rutherford ............ Vice-President ............ George Dunham Abbie Argue , .......................... Secretary ........................... Thelma Schocli Winston Wickenden .....,...... Treasurer ............ Winston Wiclcenden Paul Sword ..... ............. B usiness-Manager .................. Veril Campbell 'ale' 'lc' S. M. U. H. S. BOARD OF CONTROL The Santa Maria Union High Schoo-l Board of Control consists of the Student Body officers and the principal of the school, at whose meetings the president of the Student Body presides. The purpose of the Board of Control is to discuss and organize important questions before presenting them to the Student Body. When an important matter comes up, the Board of Control meets and debates it privately. Then the minutes of the meeting are publicly posted and at the following Student Body meeting the entire Student Body passes onthe action the Board has taken. Theflnances, that is, the management of games and meets, is controlled by the Board. Consequently the financial success or failure of the Student Bod depends on the Board of Control. Although very little is heard of its workings, the Board of Control is a quiet, efficient organization and is absolutely essential to the proper conduct of the Student Body. . L zz.. i THEREVIEW1922 Page Fifty-Fi FIRST BOARD OF CONTROL, FALL, 1921 BOARD OF CONTROL SPRING 1922 E, rn 0 'Tl Z 5, Z. 1 I D1 VU 5 P-4 E Z N -N DREADNA UGHTS 1 1 THEREVIEW1922 ' P g F'f -s n ' Dreadnaugbt Debating Club OFFICERS Bessie Munger .................................................................. President David Feeney ........................ ..... ........... . ...... V ice-President Florence Loughney ......... i. ............ 5 ...... , .,.......... . ...Secretary Harold Rosenblum ......... ............. B usiness Manager Frank Gill ,.,............... , ,........... .................. , ..... Sergeant-at-Arms This organization again proved to be the biggest, most beneficial and interesting one in school. It has a roll call of thirty live-wire members. The club has its regular meetings every other Wednesday during the eighth period. ' At these meetings either a regular debate is held or speakers are invited to address the club. . i Although the club has been trying all year, it has not succeeded in ob- taining any interscholastic debates but the debates that have been held were all attended with marked success. The climax of the whole debating year, the debate for the Lloyd Cup, was heid at the Grammar School Auditorium. The question was Resolved: that, Immigration to the 'United States should be prohibited for a period of six years. Rebecca Glines carried away first honors and her name has been engraved on the cup. The members of the club are: Alex -Gould . Morris Stephan Mamie Vieira Faye Brickey Albert Purkiss Mildred Oliver Richard Oliver Cleone Plaugher Ruby Hilton Merrill Greffoz Paul Sword Laurie Sheppard Mary Dunham Gertrude Todd Allan Dart George Smith Emma Hansen Harold Rosenblum Miss Pope Mr. 'Peterson P tt t s ,, , s ssss t Page Fifty-Eight THE REVIEW1922 ' CIVICS CLUB The classes studying community civics are organized into a club known as the Civics Club. The .club itself is composed of two sections. The ad- vanced class is known as the Senior Section while the beginning class is called the Junior Section. The officers of the two sections work together as a unit although the sections do not meet together. The Senior Section elected per- manent officers. These are: President, Merrill Creffoz and Secretary-Treas- urer, Carl iBest. The Junior Section rotates its offices every six weeks. The club is out to create a spirit of civic pride and cleanliness through- out the school. It instructs its pupils in the workings and organization of gov- ernment, and discusses important National problems. It aims to make its mem- bers well-trained citizens and arouse their- interest to the problems of the citi- zen. A bulletin board in the lower hall is kept covered with interesting ma- terial for the 'instruction of other pupils. This is one of the most interesting and useful organizations in school and hopes to grow more so each year. fi' sv ' THE BREEZE Motto- The Truth and Nothing But the Truth. Last year the publishing of the school paper was begun and gained a large following among the students and townpeople. We began to be better acquainted with ourselves and to be better known and appreciated by others. The Breeze had become an institution and with the opening of school this year the work had to go on to much better things. We believe it has, although we are still obliged to mimeograph the sheet. Next year we hope for better equipment in our new school. Although we appreciate all that has gone before, we realize that our sheet cannot compete with others in the state, through no fault in the editing, but because it should be printed. The Breeze Staff, knowing the excellence of our school as a whole, stands for the installation of a printing press as a further improvement. This would mean classes in printing and journalism and the establishment of a miniature printing office within the school. Work of this sort belongs properly in these classes, not in an English class. As the work did not fit in with the present Junior English class schedule, the Senior English class again took up the work of editing and the Junior B. English class acts as news reporters. We are indebted to our advisor, Miss Pope, and to Miss Orr's classes for the success of the paper. THE REVIEW1922 Page Fifty-Nine E 1 UB CIVICS CL ' 'Cl w Y 1 w ?A THER BOOSTEHRS 'CLUB ART AND DRAMATIC CLUB THEREVIEW1922 - Pfigeysaxry-one BO0STER'S CLUB Another of the new organizations of this year is the Booster's' Club, created to fill a long standing need. Its purpose is to boost all other organiza- tions and activities pertaining to the school or for the benefit of the school. The only qualification for membership is the ability to get behind a thing and boost tillr it reaches success. just now the club is conducting an Efficiency Week campaign, and has volunteered to earn money for The Review, by helping different programs and benefits. Members have volunteered to put the sale of the annual over the top and we have appointed a .committee to act as tutors and general lookout men for athletes who are troubled with their studies. And we've only just begun-more good work is on the way! Our officers are: David Feeney, presidentg Thelma Shock, vice-pres- identg Margaret Robertson, secretary: Denzil Glines, treasurer and business managerg Merril Greffoz, sergeant-at-arms. ' Boost and the world 'boosts with you, Knock and you knock alone. For a chfeerfful grin, will let you in, Where a knocker is never known. st' in ART AND DRAMATIC CLUB February 23, l922 a group of about fifty students met to form an Art and Dramatic Club. We organized and elected as our officers, Julia Beeson, president: John Breneiser, vice-presidentg Lucille Dexter, secretaryg Wilhelm- ina Zanetti, treasurerg and Allan Dart, business manager. The club will fill a long standing need in the school. From time to time attempts have been made to accomplish something worth while in dra-- matics, but in general, the results have been confined to the operettas put on by the musical organizations, and to the annual Senior plays. Only too often it was necessary to call in outside people to take part, and frequently the' plays have not been worthy of the school simply because students did not have suffi- cient knowledge of dramatic values to make a proper choice. 'In addition to study of plays, we will devote time- to musical. art, and literary programs. We may give several one act plays this year, and next year we hope to give some longer ones. We will find time for some jolly good times as well as work, which composes a highly interesting future. i ,W . i4 Page Sixty-Two THE REVIEW1922 SPANISH CLUB All students who have completed creditably one year's work in Spanish are eligible to the Spanish Club. The club was first organized this year, so nothing much has been accomplished as yet. The aim of this organi- zation is to bring the 'Spanish students together to get extra practice in practical conversation. A little later the club plans to give some public programs. The officers are Thelma Shock, president, and Lois Young, secretary. To Mrs. Hall is due the credit for the origin of the club and much of its inspiration is due to her. ' 1525 wb HONOR SCHOLARSHIP SOCIETY The Honor Scholarship Society, which was started in the spring term of l920, has been growing slowly, but apparently it is now firmly rooted, and may be expected to make more rapid growth. The membership for the first quarter of l92l-l922 was seventeen while for the second quarter it was thirty-one. ln each quarter, several pupils entitled to membership did not think it worth while to apply, and since the membership is purely voluntary, such pupils did not appear on the roll. The normal number of members for the present school enrollment would be about fifty. In December, l92l , a state organization of Honor Scholarship Societies was formed in Los Angeles. While the majority of the schools represented were from Southern California, several in San Francisco, Oakland and other towns north of Tehachapi applied for membership. The California Scholarship Federation, as the new organization is called, includes almost one hundred schools. Santa Maria Union High School was a charter member, drawing the title, Chapter No. 6. It also has a faculty member of the Committee on Credentials, which supervises the admission of new schools to the Federation. It is hoped that the Honor Scholarship Society will soon be recognized by the school as a permanent and important feature of school life, and as such will be allowed its share of student body funds and other customary recognition. The local chapter is entitled to have a seal of the Federation to be embossed on the diplomas of all graduates who have held membership the requiste number of quarters. ln 1922-1923, there will be graduates entitled to this seal. It is also probable that a plan will be devised for an Honor Cer-T tificate to be granted at the end of each year certifying to the number of quarters of membership earned in that year. 'lVlany of the member schools are already supplying pins of various sorts signifying a certain total number of membership-quarters. ln these and other ways, other schools are making the Honor Scholarship Society stand for something of real meaning in the daily life of the school. S But the success of the Honor Scholarship Society depends wholly upon the attitude of the pupils toward it. They alone can make it a live factor not merely for higher standing in class studies, but for more active and more bene- ficial effort for the school activities as a whole. THEREVIEW1922 Page sixty-Three SPANISH CLUB ge Snxty Four THEREVIEW1923 ORCHESTRA THnREVIEW19z2 P 2 S' 'Five ORCHESTRA This year's orchestra has grown in size and ability. We are already recognized as musicians of more than average ability and Miss Little has helped us to express and appreciate real music. We have been well received by the P. T. A., the Minerva Club and by the school assemblies during the year. We caused a good deal of pep at the Thanksgiving football game, where we played in a less dignified manner than usual, and certainly helped win the game. A On the Zlst of April, the orchestra will join with the othermusical organizations of the school in presenting a musical program for the benefit of The Review. Some of our most successful numbe'rs are: May Time, Maritana, March Mllitaire, The Firefly, and Coronation March. A The members of the orchestra are: , Miss Little ............ . ..... . ......... .,............ D irector Margaret Sword ............ .....,..,,,. Piano Henry Schwab ....... Helen Rutherford Dante l..aFranchi . Leon Vaughn ..,........ ........ Fidela Sweet .,............ Allen Johnson ...,,, . Harold Rosenblum Q Russell iDudley ......... .. ....... .. Virgile Smith ........ Richard Oliver ,... Charley Ball .... Leo Earl ............. -.............Violin ..-......-.Violin ...............Violin ...........Violin ...........Violin Saxophone Saxophone .-......Clarinet ...............Trombone ..................Cornet ............Cornet ........-.Drums ' r THE ROLL GIRLS' GLEE CLUB The Girls' Glee Club is one of the most active organizations in school. They have given many performances throughout the year for Student Body assem- blies, Minerva Club, P. T. A. Association, and on April 21, l922, The Lady of Shalott, a cantata, is to be given during a musical festival for the benefit of the Review. Some of the favorite songs of the club are: V The Skylark ......................................,........................... King l-lall The Rosary ,..,......... ....... I ....., E thelbert Nevin ' The Daffodils ................ ...................... K ing Hall Birds Are Singing .......... ............ C layton Thomas Love for Love ............ -. .................. R. H. Woodman The Perfect Day ................ ......... . ...Carrie Jacob Bond ' The Lady of Shalott ........... ................. W inifred Bendall I :une Rhapsody .......................................... Mabel W. Daniels The officers of the organization are: Bessie Munger ............ h ...... ........... ........................ P r esident Lois Young ............... ...,......,. V ice-President Leona Bowers ........... , .. ..................... Secretary Margaret Sword .......... ............. S ocial Chairman 'bit' 'X' Mildred 'Oliver Margaret Sword Cleone Plaugher Hazel Riclcer Blanche Finney Teresa Tunnell Lillian Fordice Dorothy Hyde Lois Young Mary Enos Louise Freeman Lucille Dexter Sue Swearinger Berthina Marlett Bessie Munger Natalie .Adair Sylivia Cossa Leona Bowers Delphine P Montez Gladys O Sfhea Sylvia Ruiz Alta Mankins THEREVIEWl922 Page Sixty-Seven v 1 n GIRLS GLEE an cu W Q Q U3 QQ :r 1 I ffl W 5 ?'l E 2 N N LEE G YS i E THEREVIBW 1922 . P K S 'N' e THE BOYS' GLEE CLUB This year is the first time the boys' glee club has been organized. The boys have been the inspiration of many enjoyable public entertainment and school assemblies. Most of the credit for the success of the club goes to our instructor, Miss Ramona Little. Our only great disappointment is that we and the other organizations of the school are unable to give a musical comedy. But wait until next year, when we have the new auditorium. The following are a few numbers which the boys excell in: The Heavens Resound ...... I ...... ........... B e ethoven 0 Sol lVlio ..........,................ . ...... ............... C apua Sweet Genevieve .............. .............. L uslcer Sailor Chanty ..,....................... ........,............. L ehar The Barefoot Trail ...... 1 ....... ................ W iggers The Gypsy Trail ............. .. ............ . ............ Galloway ln Spain ......... . .......,............ .... . ..... - .................. D e Chiara ln Old Madrid .......... ... ...... .. ................ T rotire Canoe Song ......... ....,................................,.....,..... P estalozza y Graf sr The members of the club are: V. Smith Nl. Phelan E. Smith D. Feeney P. Carroll P. Fairbanks F. Gill L. Righetti, C. Cook P. Tomasini M. Stephen B. Young D. Donovan R. Treloar F. Gonsolves . P. Sword A. Dart P a S THE REVIEW192z A THE SCHOOL BANK 'On the morning of October 7, 1921, lVlr. Palmtag and Mr. Doyle of the Bank of Santa Maria were in Room 2 ready to receive first deposits -for the High .School Savings Department. Some students already had the saving habitf' while others wanted to learn to save their money. The largest single deposit by any 'student is S40 and the smallest 20 cents. This plan by which the students can deposit their money at school has worked very nicely and we hope it will always be arrangedin this way. Abbie Argue and Russel Dudley have been in charge of the savings. sr si' Assocuman ami srunizurs A In 1922, for the 'first time, the girls of the S. M. U. H. S. have become organized, and formed the Associated Girl Students of the S. M. U. l'l. S. Every girl in school, from the smallest Freshman B to the oldest Senior is a member of the A. G. S. and the officers are selected from each class 'in order that every class be represented in the Board of Control of the Club. The main object of the A. G. S.is to bring the girls closer together, to create stronger fellow feeling between the lower and upper class girls. The club will aim -to make the entering Freshmen. girls feel more at home, more that they are real members of the school. The club will also try to do away with the very objectionable habit some girls have of pairing off, leaving a great number out of it'f and alone. The plan for the social side of the club is very interesting. Every year the girls will give a play, and picnics and hikes are to be enjoyed by all. ' ' Une daytogether in social and athletic activities will bring the girls into closer understanding, and the club is sure that with plays and hikes, uplift and l-li-links, the girls will grow closer and closer until they all act as one, and stand together for the betterment of the school. ' The Officers of the Associated Girl Students Florence Laughney, Soph. A ...................... 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' 'JA ff P Q .F -'ff -iz 4 ,nj ' , , 1. -, 4' , A-, M355-13A AA, I, ,L .1 '31, ,M su.. -Q, 1 -, 1 ,ggi , w I '- f - - - .fm -f4.,,,...A. - J - W?27:'W ,- , if Inge abtlv ,N .. angina ...I .-,,:QT'Mw V QI ,Wits I., -51. b We ug Y!! NQV i J OL iv N10 ZX 4 TO RICHARD H. PIATT DEAN OFOTHE JUNIOR COLLEGE WE RESPECTEULLY DEDICATE THESE PAGES AS A SLIGHT MARK OF OUR DEEP APPRECIATION W 45' S9 W Z' ,mix KZ? Wgmafire 'ze' w1wif','2' .Nw wx V ,M , . .5 'S ,I . L Page Seventy-Four V THE REVIEWWZZ , WHAT IS A JUNIOR COLLEGE? What is a Junior College? In California, it is a college for the children of the taxpayers, supported by the taxpayers and placing two years of college education at the doors of the home. What quality of college education does it furnish? Such that its students are accepted by the University of California and Stanford University for advanced standing on a par with their own students in similar courses. What is the real function of a Junior College? Primarily, to make it possible for graduates of the High School to obtain a thorough training in the Iirst two years of college uwork, while remaining at home, thus avoiding the expense of distant education, and the disadvantages, often great, experienced by immature youth away from home. It aims to furnish education to those who would go to college anyhow, but it aims much more to make a college education possible for those who could nototherwise get it. And still more, it should stimulate to seek higher training those who but for the presence of the local Junior College would not think of going beyond the High School. What is the greatest need of the Junior College? Students! In all rural communities, the great need-is the support of the community, not merely in paying taxes, and electing capable trustees to secure competent instructors and sufficient equipment, but in furnishing enough students to enable instruct- ors and equipment to produce a profitable result in training. Thoroughly good work cannot be done with a mere handful of students. ' I How shall the students be supplied? By having every qualified grad- uate of the High School enter Junior College for at least one year of advanced work, and, if possible, for two years. lVIore courses would attract more stud-- ents, it is trueg but more courses would be possible with more students, and not otherwise. And next-and a very important function for the future-the High School should offer post-graduate courses adapted to local needs, to retain for at least a year graduates who need and desire more education, who are not qualified to enter full college work, but who are often fully qualified to take up one or two college courses, and who would thus swell the college classes to more profitable numbers, and gain at the same time an inestimable training for themselves, at no appreciable money cost either to themselves or to the taxpayers. RICHARD H. PIATT, Dean of the Junior College THEREVIEW1922 I Page Seventy-Five SESSION 1921-22 MVISS FLORENCE' LOUISE CRAVES HAROLD TACCART IDA HALL COREY WILKINS BERTHA HOOK ETHEL POPE VICTOR PETERSON CALVIN FUNK RICHARD PIATT A I J ACK STEPHEN I VICTOR OSEORNE MURIEL MOORE DONALD FRANCE I HENRY LA FRANCHI ALFRED NICOLAI IRENE FAVORITE DARL PATTERSON BOWMAN BIGLER EARL BEDICHER BERTRAM DOOLEY MARGARET NICHOLSON FRANC Es STEPHEN RW RQH MOTTO Nunc detlucimus, ubi stabimus? g THE REVIEW 1922 .....................,..,.,.... ., ,.,... ,.,,., . ,.,.... .... .,,..... ,.,. .... ......,.,..........,..............,........... ,.........,,.........,. . i ' THEREVIEWl922 Page Seventy- ven S e 1 THE LOG OF THE JUNIOR COLLEGE Built in the fall of l920, the Junior College left on her maiden voyage in that yearg and after much success reached port with her crew of four men and women. So vivid were the glowing accounts of that voyage, that when the small ship weighed anchor in August l92I ,for her second trip, there was a crewiof five women and fifteen men on board when she set sail. A few days later, several members of our crew became seasick, and left us at Transfer, our first port of call. We did not land there however,.and left the same day. As it is customary on all college ships for the crew to form a constitution, choose a motto, decide upon their colors, and elect a body of crew officers, these matters received our attention. Our Constitution was framed, the motto Nunc deducimus, ubi stabimusn was selected. Blue and gold were decided upon as our colors, and we became an organization with Douglas Smith as our leader. Shortly afterwards, having been given part of the dining saloon for their special use, our women, on the 27th of September, formed a self-governing body, elected Muriel More as their leader, and decided that they would in future wear middies and skirts as deck uniform. On the first day this new uniform was worn, the lookout reported squally weather ahead. Before night- fall we ran into the storm. The women went up on the forecastle when the first blast of the biting Sarcasm wind hit usg and they stayed there even when the big waves of Criticism began to pound against the sides of the ships. soaking every one with a stinging spray. However, the girls enjoyed themselves, felt proud oi' their middies and as they are still wearing them, we feel sure the uniform is good. Our next step was to hold a dance in honor of our newly elected offi- cers, and having invited Captain Piatt, our commander, and his officers to join us, we held an evening of much merriment when we reached the port of Gym on the 14th of October. Next day we hauled down our flags, and set sail for Campus, where 'we met the crew of the High Schoolgn and plaved against them at football, in which we were defeated by the score of 8-6. While at Campus, we heard that the team of the San Luis Poly was desirous of a game, so joining forces with the High School, we went to Baseball, and meeting the Poly team, drew a score of 7 all, and at the same time enriched our exchequer. Leaving Campus we sailed for Gaiety where we intended to treat the inhabitants to A Strenuous Life. By much hard work beforehand we made a splendid name for ourselves on the l9th of October, and gave such A is F , ,, . ... Page Seventy-Eight THEREVIEW1922 Strenuous Life to the inhabitants that we made over two hundred dollars clear profit ere we left the port. Sailing north, we heard that the crew of the HU. C. Glee Club was near- ing Auditoriumg and after an exchange of preliminaries, we met them there on 'December the twenty-eighthg and gave them a fine dinner, received a show fand S351 in return, and then set out for our return voyage. i Custom decrees that at the end of the outward voyage, the crew shall elect a new body of officers to look after affairs. Accordingly we held a meet- ing in the dining saloon, and Darl Patterson was elected our new president. As we approached Guild Hall, our ex-president, Douglas Smith, received word of his promotion to the Pomona, and as we desired to give something in his honor, we decided to hold a costume ball. On the evening of the third of February, we dropped anchor at the junction of Cook and Lincoln rivers, and gave 'our HC. D. a hearty send-off at our masquerade. And now we are once more at sea, but soon we shall reach our home port, and our voyage will be over. It has been pleasant all the time. The reefs of Pessimism and Uncertainty never showed up above the surface of the sea--never even gave us any idea of their existence. Of course Captain Piatt and his officers knew by thechart of experience where any dangers lay, and thus were able to guide the ship safely past them. To these officers we of the crew offer our thanks, our praise, and our gratitude. To any men and women who are thinking of being members of the future crews of the Junior College, we can say that when you sign on with this ship you'll like the life, and you'll profit by it, both educationally and financially. She's a good sailer and a sound one, andashe'll show you a bit of the sea of Life. THEREVIEW1922 Page Seventy-Nine J. C. ORGANIZATIONS J. C. STUDENT BODY Ist Semester Officers 2nd Semester Douglas Smith ,,,,,,, ..,..,...,.. P resident .............. .l ............ Darl Patterson Darl Patterson ,,,.,, ,.,...,. V ice-President .......... .................. J ack Stephen Frances Stephan ....... .............. S ecretary ...... . ..... . .......... Margaret 'Nicholson Jack Stephen ......... .................. T reasurer .................. ............... B ertram Dooley ,lack Stephen ..... - ........ Business Manager ...... , ......... . .......... Henry La Franchi Irene Favorite ....... ..... ' 'Breezen Representative ...... l .... .............. D onald France Earl Bedichelc ...... , .. ..... , ................. Yell Leader ............................ ........... E arl Bedichek J. C. WOIVIEN'S STUDENT BODY Muriel lVIore--President Irene Favorite-Secretary and Treasurer J. C. BASKETBALL TEAM Darl Patterson ......... .......,.,..... . .,........,,,,...,.,,,,.,,,,,, ,,,,,,,, C enter Bertram Dooley ....... ,,.,,.,,,,,, G uard Earl Bedichek ........ ....... F orward Donald France ,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,, I7 oi-ward Victor Osborne ......... .., ..... Guard Henry La Franchi ........ .......... S ub A. NICOIE-11 ..,.............,.. ,,,......, S uh A THE SECRET SERVICE DOCUMENT NAME 'DIMINUTIVEI APPEARANCE BY-woRD C PASTIME l Donald France .Curley Mother's Darling O, listen Helen Earl Bedichek F. E. Cranky Ye, Gods! Mexican restaurant BOWUIHU Biglel' lKeo Vivacious Huh? Eating crackers Jack Stephan lCucoo Important My hat! Smoking Irene Favorite lSuper Bobbed O, Gee! F111-ting Bertram Dooley lOld Wonian Gentle John's Sakes E Visiting the barn Muriel More lDutchy Lazy ' XVe11, well! Arguing Henry La Franchi pHank In a Ford Coupe Say, now- Guadalupe Margaret Nicholson?-8it9ft0I' Victor Osborn Alfred Nicholi Darl Patterson Frances Stephan Harold Taggart Ethel Pope Richard Piatt Ida Hall Bertha Hook Victor Peterson Calvin Funk Coreydon Vifilkin Miss Graves Q Angel Face Nick Deacon Fran-ces ' Tag Poppy Q Dickie 4 Miz-Hall g'Ookie y Vic Flunky A Coach Flossy Italian Sunset Sweet Kittenish Irresistible Tomboyish Fussed Energetic Garrulous Tall and Slender Phi-Beta-Kappa. Good ' Portly Thin and Pale Meek Cinco de Mayo O, heck! Yis Aw, gwan Oh-ah-- Obviously Outline and write One moment please Por supuesto Caramba! You bet! This is extra! no charges. Say fellahs- Gir1s! Biting her nails Making love Throwing chalk The pool hall Gym 'Making dates Reading Zane Vtforking day and night History of Art Vlfearing riding breeches Vveeding his lawn Grey Making cycling records Riding a tricycle R Basketball Eighty THE REVIEW 1922 THE 1922 Page Eighty-One THE J. C. PLAY- A STRENUOUS LIFE by A Richard Walton Tulley +X'+X X--If CAST OF CHARACTERS T-om Harrington ......................................... ..........................-------- ----------- D ' 0118135 Smith A senior -who is forced to -tell lies to save -his 'fa-ce. Regina,-1-d Black ,,,,,..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,..,,......,,....,............... h ....,........ , .............,......... JVict0'r 'OSb0'1'I1 His roommate James Roberts, Freshmani .............................................................. ............ J ack Stephen Whoa becomes a professor of mathematics in iten minutes iPro'fes-sor James ........................................................... ......................... B ertram Dooley The new mathematics professor from Stanford Dan Davenant ...................................,............................................... IProfes-sor Magee Marian Davenant Byron Harrington -Dawley ...,. Nugata .................. Dulcie -Harrington Ruth Thornton .... Mrs. Wiggins ..... Mrs. Maguire ..... - First 1Ffres-hmian ..... Second Freshman Third Freshman ..... Directors ...........,........ Business Mana-ger Musical Overtures A wealthy miner Gymnasium Professor Dan Davenan.t's daughter Tom's father ' ''''A Li55i E5ii5Ef5i- U ' i'Ai3M'Q5fkf5'h'i' H 'F1923iii9ISQ sQi5i,Ei- ' '15iEQ55i5 '5 EQAELEIAALQL' H ' Fr?f3ii3PQ i5iiLii.52i5f ' '''iiiiili'55'ii5'L'5:33I4LiE5 ' i3iiii613''liiilibffiiiii f5E i9ii55 'ifi5hi0na Little .....-..-Dar1 Patterson ..--.-.lBowrn.an Bigler ---.-.--Murie1 More -..--.D-onald France ...---.Ear1 'Bedic-hek -L ....... Al-fred Nicolfa-i .lMargare-t Nic-holson ---.,.Frances Stephen ---..R'uth Fosnaugh ...-...Irene Favorite -.---..Wi11ifam Mar-tin ...-....Hu1bert Whlite .--...--...-iRic'har+d Oliver .A. A. Bowhay, Jr. ,I l 1-ivarold Taggart -..Henry La Frlanchi by High schooi orcnesu-a WHAT THEY SAID WHEN MERELY ASKED T0 SIGN THEIR NAMES I'Ienry- What am I signing away here? Bertram- What for? I.et's see the other side of the paper? Alfred- Hel I'Ie! Ah, go on! I-Ia! I-Ia! Margaret- I won't unless I see what I am signing. No. I don't intend to sign my name. Irene- What for? Well, what for? Oh, I'lI sign if you want me to. Victor fGetting wise to it?- Let me sign it. - Darl- Aw, go 'wayl Now, what do you want my name for? Mr. Taggart- Not on your life! I want to see what I put my name to. ' Mr. Peterson- On that paper? I'I'm! I think not-you've probably got a contract or something. flnrobably it was a Something Q. Mrs. Hall.- lVIy-with great pleasure. But what for? Donald- No, I don't want to sign it-what for? Miss Hook-- Sign it? Why? I never sign my name unless I know what I am signing. Miss Pope-What for? Oh, all right I'lI sign it. Mr. Funk- What's the trouble? Oh, all right. ' 'I' fl' SYN O NYM S Bertram Dooley Bowman Bigler Becomingly Dutiful Big Bum Earl Bedichelc Victor Osborn Enigmatic Bohemian Vicious Outlaw Margaret Nicholson .Alfred Nicolai Miserably Neglected A Nut Donald France Frances Stephan Darnedi Fino Friendly Smiler Muriel More ,lack Stephen Mystic IVIuse Jolly Scotchman Irene Favorite Darl Patterson nnocent ' Flapper Diligent Pupil I'Ienry I.a Franchi Happy Little Feller THE REVIEWl922 . Page E , nnnt n at ntnn .... n n ,A an Page Eighty-Four Q THE REVIEWl922 CERTAINTY lVlr. Piatt-Your answer is about as clear as mud. Muriel-Well, it covers the ground, doesn't it? POSSIBILITIES Jack-I wonder if lVlr. Piatt meant anything by giving me a ticket to his lecture on fools? i . Margaret-Why? Jack-The ticket read Admit One. THE ACHING VOID Henry-I feel something gnawing at my brain. Miss Hook-Don't worry, it will soon starve. LIGHT STAKES Frances-Earl has been gambling again. I think he has lost his senses. Muriel-Well! Well! ' He never was a very heavy loser. ' AGE BEFORE BEAUTY Margaret-How dare you swear before me? Jack-l-low did I know you wanted to swear first? IN I-IASTE Officer-If a bomb were to drop on the powder magazine, what would you do? Darl-l'd go up with the report, sir. TAG OOMPLIMENTS I-IIMSELF Interested Student-Is there anything you can do better than anyone else? Mr. Taggart--Yes, l can read my own handwriting. 64979. . Darl-Did you know that a piece of inkstained blotting-paper is like a lazy dog. Mr. Funk-No. I didn't. But l'd like to hear your work it out. Darl-Well, y'see, an ink-stained piece of blotting paper is an ink-lined plane. An inclined plane is a slope-upg and a slow 'pup is a lazy dog lVlr. Funk ffaintlyl-Ye-e-s, but it really needs a Wag to move anyone with that tale though. STRE TUHING THE POI NT Frances fat Spanish lesson,-ls the neck a joint of the body? Miss Hook-No. lt's rubber. UFOREV' Victor-Gee! but you look lynx-eyed just now. Margaret-What's lynx ? Darl-Oh that's something they play golf upon. EH? U lrene-According to mythology, lo died of love. Donald-No, he didn't. lodide of Potassium. X CALL 'ro Youmr Over the waves come sail with me, In a bonny ship on a brusky sea, Far, far beyond the sunset skies, VVhere alien shores in mystery rise. Come, my bucko, and away we'll go, NVhile the friendly breezes westward blowg The sai1or's life is gay and bold, Hoist high the flag-we're off for gold! To far Cipango or maybe Indi-o, Vifhere gems in oriental splendor glow, Or to castles of gold where the Incas dwell, XVe'11 fill our hold right full and well. Spices and silks from many a brig we'1l rifle, Emeralds and rubies and costly trifle, Doubloons and pieces of eight our coffers fill, 'Tis a venturous life with many a thrill! Silver strand and coral bar. There the many treasures are. There the pirate hides his spoil, Fruit of happy care-free toil. But perhaps you yearn to float serene, Discovering climes yet unseen, Still come beyond the bending skies with me, VVide is the world and always strange will be. Leave your toy ships and play, VVe will sail for many a day, VVay beyond the world and back, Down the road without a track. VVritten from the painting by Maillais The Boyhood of Raleigh, by Laurie Sheppard I+. F . - . n , ,,. i , i in Pavge Eighty-Six 1 THEREVIEW1922 THE GALLIOPLI LANDING ' Prize Story b Woody and I found the .rest of our shooting party, sixteen in all, seated before a big open fire in the old-fashioned, low-ceiling hall at Dick I'Iartford's place in Surrey and joined the group just in time to hear old Dad Hartford say, Dick, tell us about the Gallipoli landing. B - As we drew up our chairs, Neddy Edwards, who had lost an arm in the fighting in Russia, said, Yes, come on Dick, fill up your pipe, and Iet's hear some of the details about that 25th of April. For a long time we've wanted to hear your story about that attack. Isn't that so, boys? and when we all agreed, he turned again to Dick, saying, There you are, old chap. I'm afraid you can't hang Iire any longer. I Dick looked at us and laughed. All right, he said, If you think you can stand another war story, here goes, and having filled his pipe, he lit it,.made sure his tobacco was burning properly, and settled himself comfort- ably in his chair. I won't trouble you with any details of my travels before the eve of our landing on Gallipoli. It is enough to say that we left old England on lVIarch I8, l9I5, and after stopping' at Gib', lVIaIta, Alexandria, and Lemnos Island, we were issued with emergency rations and ammunition and left I..emnos on the evening of April 24. I.,emnos is about forty miles from Gallipoli, and, as we had to take the whole night to get to our objective, at sunset our troopships glided slowly from the Lemnos harbor. There were about eighty to one hundred troopships all madly cheering as they passed outside the harbor. I remember standing at the foot of the bridge on the 'EagIe', wondering how many of those boys were seeing their last sunset-and what a sunset! One cannot describe it. We seemed to glide out of the harbor into a sea of gold, a calm smooth sea on which one would expect ships to sail to peace, instead of to war. We sailed in column form, about ten ships in each column. Round the whole convoy and darting among us were torpedo-boat destroyers to protect us from submarines. j Night fell and we sailed on through the warm air to Gallipoli on which the guns of our H'eet were already firing. Their deep boom! boom! was easily heard and once or twice one could see flashes away ahead. On through the night we went. Sleep wasnit thought of. Who could have slept on these ships, on that night? Our chaplain came forward about midnight and we had an open-air service on deck, in the dark, since no lights were allowed, for fear of submarines being near, and we all sang those grand old hymns, Nearer My God to Thee, Rock of Ages, and Fight the Good Fight. After that we joined in the I..ord's Prayer and in the deep quiet which followed, one could feel something enter the brain and sooth one's thoughts and make one feel calmer and steadier. You've all heard something aboutithe power of prayer, THE REVIE-W1922 V Page Eighty-Seven well, I tell you it's absolutely true, and some of you who have been in France know what l mean. Suddenly there was a cry from the look-out. 'A fire on land on the skyline, and flashes from the guns are quite visible now.' Ten minutes later we had our first glimpse of these, and a thrill ran through every one. There was our destination--temporary or permanentg another two hours would see us living and fighting, or asleep. The stabs of flame increased in number until it looked as though a ring of fire lay around the dark mass of land-dark ex- cept where the hundreds of shells were bursting in the air, and on the Turkish foundations of the forts, the nearest of which, the fort of Sedd-ul-Bahr, was ablaze. While we were all gazing eagerly ahead, the breakfast bell rang. Breakfast-our last one on board the ship-did not seem worth going below to eat, and yet none of knew when we would have another. I decided to eat something, however, and going below sat down to a wonderful meal. The crew must have cooked every good thing they could find. Bacon and eggs galoreg fish-we found out that the crew had bought this out of their own pay-platefuls of freshly cooked rolls with butter, meat of every description, all these were in abundance, and we fed royally and drank big mugs of steaming hot coffee. Breakfast over. we hurried back to the top deck and found ourselves passing battleships full of cheering sailors. The boys began to answer, the other crews and troops took it up, and the waves of cheers from thousands of throats rolled over the sea and dulled the crashing reports of the guns and the whistling of shells. Our ship glided towards the battleship l..andside -our bodyguard for the landing. Our lifebelts were discarded and we stood lined up, waiting further orders. Looking shoreward, we could see a big yellow star right over Sedd-ul- Bahr. Gradually the sky changed from blue-black to light gray. A sudden flush of red began to spread upward from the skyline, and a second later the sun shot up over the crest of the cliffs and Hooded everything with its bright rosy glow. Red, gloriously beautiful! Somewhere in England the same sun would burst forth in its glory a few hours later, and towards the end of the afternoon with us, people in England would be going to church. I could see the big green fields at home, with the cows grazing peacefully, knee-deep in the buttercups and hayg the church bells ringing across the country, and people going to church. The fact that thev weren't going to church at that moment did not penetrate my thoughts. For the moment, ll was away back home in a peaceful land. Suddenly there was a tremendous rattle against the side of the ship. A staff officer yelled out, Get flat on the deck! and a second later a hail of machine gun bullets tore over us. Several men dropped wounded or dead with that first rush of lead. Another hail of bullets followed, and more men went down. Only those of us who were behind the bulwarks escaped that withering blast of death. . , .A Page Eighty-Eight . THEREVIEW1922 As we were to be in the first landing party, our ship 'was close in to shore, and following the machine-gun fire, a Turkish battery opened out on us. Within a few minutes the deck became a shambles. Shrapnel burst in the sky just in front of the ship and swept the deck with streams of lead and steel. lVlen fell on top of one another, dead and dying, as orders were issued for every man to get below deck. Of those who had been on deck at the commence- ment of the bombardment, only about twenty percent managed to get below into safety. The remainder were all twisting and squirming or lying dead up above. . Orders came for us to prepare to land. The ship drew closer in to the shore, our four I8-pounder guns on the forecastle opened fire on the hidden Turkish troops, and our machine guns started to rattle out streams of bullets at the enemy. Tows, of five lifeboats each, loaded with men, began to leave the ship. Looking through a porthole I could see our first string of boats leave the shelter of the ship and get into full view of the enemy. They had just gone a few yards when six big shells crashed into them. One moment there had been five boatloads of men on a quiet blue sea, and the next there was only a mass of wreckage-and the blue sea was red. Not a man escaped death in that tow. Those who hadn't been hit went down with the weight of their ammunition and kit. The second tow got away more successfully, and headed towards the shore under a hail of bullets and bursting shells. I had to go in the third tow. As soon as we got clear of the ship, we began to understand what we were going into. lVlan after man slid screaming to the bottom of the boat. Others were so tightly packed together that they remained standing after they were hit- standing and cursing, or screaming, or gasping in agony, or just standing without a sound-dead. Bullets whined over our heads or else thudded into men. Shells tore into the sea beside us and sent great high columns of water into the air. Shrapnel shells burst in white wooly puffs above us and showered bullets into the packed boats. Young Billy Anderson-you remember him, Dad, got hit in the throat. I-le looked incredulously around him for a second, then the blood gushed out of his wound and he fell leaning on a man in front of him. l-le was held up like that, dead, until we landed. I began to wonder what I would be or where I would be in another hour. just then the tow ahead of us got to a sandbank which was separated from the shore by a strip of water about thirty feet wide and four to five feet deep. The men jumped over the sides of the boats and began to wade ashore through this strip of water. I don't know of anything more horrible than to see men. wading breast-high through water under a heavy fire. Out of those five boatloads of men, not more than twenty troops got ashore under the shelter of the cliffs. Gradually our tow drew nearer to the shore. Two of our boats had been hit and had gone down with all on board. The three remaining at last grounded on the sandbank, and we jumped over the sides into the water and -on the bodies of dead men. It was impossible to move without stepping on THEREVIEW1922 Page Eighty-Nine these bodies-to the most horrible accompaniment in the world. Bullets poured down on us from the Turks above as we managed to join the other men on the beach under the cliffs. ' We counted our strength and found that out of the ten boatloads with 650 men, which had got away from the ship, only sixty-seven had reached the cliffs. We signalled this news to the ship and received a message telling us to wait for reinforcements before proceeding with our attack. Sev- eral battle ships opened up a heavy fire on the Turks above us, and under cover of this, eight tows, from our ship and two others, managed to get their men ashore with a little less slaughter than would otherwise have been the case. Collecting under the shelter of the cliffs we all formed up for attacking, and the whistles blew for the charge lt seems idiotic to call it a charge. If you can imagine a one hundred and fifty foot cliff sloping about fifty degrees and men firing at us all the time we clambered up, you will agree that the, word crawl would have been more suitable than charge How we got up up, I can't rememberg but I do know that had it not been for the l.angside gunners, we would never have got to the top. They fired on the Turks just above us and practically prevented them from appearing on the edge of the cliff. just below the crest we took a breather, then over we went across the top and into the scrub. A withering fire met us. Many men dropped, but we pushed on until we got to the first trench full of Turks. Someone roared out 'Give 'em H--I' and that started us off. Yelling ourselves hoarse, we charged with the bayonet. Curses and cries in English and Arabic rose in the air. There was no surrender to that trench-full oi- Turks, and we just stabbed and kicked, and hacked, and fired into a whirling mass of humanity. The stench of blood and perspiration grew stronger until the whole atmosphere was reeking like a busy slaughter- house. At last there were no Turks left-they all lay in the trench and filled it for over three feet in depth. Our own men were lying in numbers almost as thick as the enemy-but we had got our grip on the first trench and we in- tended to hold it. Towards afternoon, more men landed and we charged again on the next trench, and then to another, until we were eventually about a quarter of a mile inland. The scrub was full- of Turks, and many of them painted green were creating considerable damage to our numbers. These snipers were only a few yards away and yet were impossible to detect on account of their green paint. A Night cameg and then we became very thoroughly acquainted with the shout of 'Allah.' The Turks started to charge at dusk and kept repeating these charges up to two o'clock in the morning when they came on in such over- whelming numbers that we were swept back to the edge of the cliff again. Ninteen yards from the crest, we managed to make a stand. Here, for an hour, we stabbed and fired into swarms of the enemy. They came on in close formation and despite the fact that they were simply mowed down, they kept getting reinforcements and firing. Rifles became red-hot, many jammed with Page Ninety E THEREVIEWl922 the heat of firingg our ammunition was running lowg we had no water leftg and yet we had to hold on, somehow. The wounded were calling for help, and shelter from the bullets-but no one could be spared to help them. Every available man who could fight was fighting. Many of the wounded still kept on fighting. Men who had an arm shattered would help to carry ammunition to those who could use it. The beach was packed with wounded. The boats were full of them. If we retired, we retired into the sea. We weren't fighting then for country, we were fighting for ourselves and our wounded. Again the 'Langside' saved us. Having heard of our hand-to-hand fight on the cliff edge, her commander ran her in so close that she grounded. Her gunners began once more to tear big gaps in the Turkish ranks. Star shells were fired over us into the Turkish hordes and falling behind them, threw them into a silhouette in front of us, thus enabling us to distinguish friend from foe. Those gunners were wonderful! They fired only shrapnel shells be- cause of being so close to usg and what firing! The shells tore big gaps in the Turkish reinforcements until finally they broke and fled. We followed for about one hundred yards and then dug ourselves in. The enemy had been broken up entirely. Our landing was safe and we were firmly established, even if we were not far inland. Dick leaned forward and knocked the ashes out of his pipe into the fire. That's all there is to tell about the landing. No, it isn't. There is one other point. At the end of the following forenoon, out of the twenty thousand men in my division who had set out to land on Gallipoli Sunday morning, there remained just over seven thousand. The rest were wounded or dead. He reached forthe tobacco, and slowly filled his pipe, while the rest of us sat gazing into the fire, seeing the whole scene which had just been related to us. Old Dad Hartford at last broke the silence in a husky voice. Well boys, I think it's time to go to bed. But before we go, l'd like to propose a toast. We filled our glasses and stood up. To our Gallipoli dead. 'Slowly we drank to the memory of the men away on that Eastern soil where the sun rises and sets in such glorious splendour. Then we looked at the old Hag above the fireplace. There it hung, emblem of sacrifices which cannot have been made in vain-and after saluting it we retired for the night. Jack Stephens l THEREVIEW1922 Page Ninety-One l LATHE VERSUS FRESHIE a Prize Essay Say, have you ever seen a Freshman turn his first piece of wood? Well, I have, and at the finish it is hard to tell which is the most turned, the wood or the Freshie. The event usually takes place after this fashion. The Freshie comes in and sits on a lathe. He has figured in his little brainlet that the best way to get a lathe is to pick one out and camp on it till the instructor gives him some- thing to turn. The scheme generally works, too. So does the lathe. He selects a piece of wood fgenerally the wettest and knottiest piece in the rackj, and puts it in his lathe. He uses a large quantity of good judg- ment in picking the wrong tool, sets the rest very accurately in the wrong po- sition and proceeds to evolve loveliness out of his stick of redwood. Usually the next thing to do is to evolve himself from under the nearest bench and take up a collection of his accessories. We who see it and know that that particular lathe is a cross between a powder works and a gun factory, and more crafty than a Stanford athlete, and that the youth is a Freshman, merely dodge the flying tools and say nothing. This, however, is only a beginning for there now follows a regular con- test between the Freshie and the lathe, with the lathe about three laps ahead. The Freshie thinks it is going too fast, so he gears it downg then changes his mind and gears.it upg and the lathe has a good time of it either way. After trying every tool in the rack twice over, he starts to give those that are left a third chance. 'By this time the bright smile of conscious mechanical ability has left his face, and with set teeth and fire in his eye he advances on the lathe and once more jabs his chisel at the rapidly revolving wood. Then does the lathe arise in its might and, standing upon its nether limbs, send wood and tools flying into the next county, and as Freshie drops into a faint we commence to figure up the damage. Someone goes for the ambulance, and as the bell rings to quit work, we go solemnly forth to drill for our coun- try and the Coach v Louis Hebardi SOPHOMORITIS Peter waited at the foot of the stairs for something and something was evidently late in coming. He pulled out his watch with a worried ex- pression and desperately hoped that something fwhich was a Sophomore lass named Janie , would hurry up, and that the bell would accidentally ring a few minutes late. Even when a youth is in love, fand he proclaimed the fact frequently and to some length on the sheets of yellow paper, popularly termed notes that he was perpetually writing to herj he isn't apt to enjoy the thought of tardy detention for her sake. Then his roving eyes caught sight of Her as she tripped demurely down the stairs, the demureness acquired only by glancing in the mirror in the suit- case she carried and ascertaining whether her lips and eyebrows were on Page Ninety-Two THEREVIEWIQZZ straight, they hadn't been when she first lookedg hence the delay. Peter marveled as he gazed at the redness of her lips, and the per- fection of her well-shaped eyebrows, and right there he resolved to write a poem about them, say: Her lips are like the petals of a California roseg Her cheeks are like the lilies from the shade, Her eyes are like the stars, and she has a dainty nose, And her eyebrows are as perfect as are made ' . This was quite a poem in his own estimation, in fact the more he thought of it. the more highly he valued it. He decided to send it to Janie in his next note' He was not quite sure about the third line, but it sure came in right as far as the poetical side was concerned. A note burned his palm, and was of course, intended for his goddess. What worried him was how the transfer was to take place without coming under the observation of all the teasing eyes in the room. Therefore he longed greatly for the privacy of the little hall under the stairs but refrained from voicing his wish. He had asked once before, and had been met with a colder expression than he had ever thought her capable of giving. When he asked why she had desired to 'be so conspicuous she had answered Be- cause- and a wee, small voice within him had told him to let it go at that. That morning Pete's fate had taken a contrary streak and he had found a note, in a feminine hand, fnot janie'sJ addressed to himself containing expressions of tender emotions. It had been anonymous and naturally aroused his curiosity. Having no time to try to place the handwriting, he had put it in his pocket. After laboriously constructing a note to ,lanie he had put that also in his pocket. QEditor's note-Ha! the plot thickensj U Naturally he was surprised then, when, some periods later he was in- vestigating his pocket in search of something or other and found, among the tacks, gum, string and other junk a boy usually carries, his note to Janie. Then it all came to him. The wrong note-.Ianie's slighting him the period before when he had thought she was concentrating on something else. He dumbly wondered what he should do, what he could say, how he should act when he saw her again. He thought of acting naturally but he knew he could not. He could think of no excuse. This would end it all' He was sure it would and immediately began to wonder what would be the easiest way to become a suicide. V Then the bell rang, announcing the end of an awful day, and he had to see her before he went home' He knew he wouldn't sleep if he didn't. He could delay the fatal moment no longer so he parked himself at the foot of the stairs to await her coming. A girl, going up, carried the news to Janie in the dressing room and Janie with the natural perversity of her sex, took a half-hour to affix her powder and coat, and finally descended, with a technically correct com- plexion, and went past Peter without so much as an unlifted eyebrow. She hadn't gone far, however, before she was conscious of a presence THEREVIEW1922 Page Ninety-Three at her side. Presently the presence stammered, I I ga-, gave you the wro-wrong note by mistake. You, s-s-see, I, I, I didn't intend to give it to you. I, I- Thereupon Janie turned and icily demanded, Never speak to me again. I would have suspected you of anything but two-facedness! Everything is ended between us, yes, everything! He dropped behind and following at a reasonable distance, he forced himself to witness Willie lVlcIrish cross ,Ianie's path as if by accident and escort her home. Then he went laggingly home and did all his Algebra for the first time since he had fallen for Janie. This done, he idly picked up a book from the table and turning to the middle, happened upon the description of a man for- getting his sorrows by usmoking innumerable cigarettes. He immediately thot he'd try it! Why hadn't he thot of it before. He had none to try it with, but going out into the street he met Willie lVlclrish who had, and he was soon out behind the garage taking his first taste of the weed. He made it a big taste and before long he was quite beyond thinking of Her any more- For what youth, even if in Love with all the ferver of seven- teen, that almost magic age of romance, can think of a girl when his head is making five hundred revolutions per, and his tummy is all upside down? The next day he was not at school and Janie wondered almost tenderly whether she had ,Hbroken his heart. Such is the general character of seventeen that she hoped she had, and immediately sat down and wrote him a letter asking him to forgive her. But Peter had gotten His'n. He was through' What good were girls anyway? -Let's see, oh, yes! He remembered: Caesar was just building a bridge last time he had gotten his translations! Hic est finis. lVlariellen Cook 'vt' dc' CORNSTALK James Comstock was a tall, loosely hung together individual of about seventeen years. He had gone through his freshman and sophomore years without attracting any particular notice, except that he was teasingly called ,lim Cornstalk, because he lived on a farm and was said to Vibe a hayseed on general principles. A few weeks before the track season, the Coach noticed his springy stride as he was trotting around the track to get warmed up for decathlon work. After the lap the Coach walked up to him, talked a little while, and advised him to practice for the distance runs, then went his way. During the following weeks Jim practiced faithfully and developed into a promising half-miler, and when the season started was told by the coach to show up for practice with the team. As the days wore on, his wind and stride grew better, and he began to look forward to representing the school in the half mile in the big tri-county tract meet, as the school was hard up for a good man in this event. In the tryouts, he beat Pearson, his only rival, by a few feet, and was therefore entitled to represent Elkhorn in his event. As the' day of the meet grew near Jim practiced feverishly and long, and THE REVIEW 1922 Page Ninety-Four the afternoon before the meet, Coach Walker gave him the final instructions. Keep your 'head,.boy, and don't worry about the finish. Don't sprint until you ehave to, and then give them all you have. You've got to do it, Jim+w'e need the points, and -asuthe meet will be close, we need every lpo-int. You know if we win the .Morgan cup t'h1S flme, it is ours for S0011- With t'hese Words ringing in his ears, Jim 'Went home, and althouglh he 'Went to bedvery early, sleep did not come come quickly. After dozing off, he ran many mil-es in .his dreams. The next morning he got up early and Went down to t-he 'field wher-e the meet was to be held. Tihe sun was coming up over the Ehills in a sea of -go'ld and crimson-- surely a fit start :for the -day to come. Finally busses -began to come in from the other sc-hools, -bringing athletes and rooters. Now and then some fo-n-e .from the Elkhorn sclhool would pass him with a Goo-d Luck, Jimmie. The try-outs began at 10:30. Jim stayed to watch them for some time and was mightily pleased to see that tlhe 'home athletes seemed to succeed in the pre- li-min-aries about as Well as any of the visitors, and thus relieved, he went home happy- The meet was tio start at 1:30 th-at aftrnoon, so our half-miler -ate an .eXt1'emely.fruga1 lunch and went back to the ground just in time to see the sprint-ers line up forthe 50. As expected, Lockwood's crack sprinter and captain of their team, took first: Shorty, of the lo-cals, taking second. So went the meet 'for sdveral events, but Lock- wood and Elkhorn drew into 'tlhe lead and sometimes the score board 'favored the opponen-ts, then the home team. Jim 'Went into t-he locker room to don his runnin-g clothes and met his team mates who 'offered all kinds of advice and encouragement. He 'listened in a dream and returned a Thanks, old man. On -going out, fhe heard the man at the score board announce t-hrough the .megaphone t-hat the score was 47-48 in favor of Elkhorn. The Co-arch crisply said: lWarm ru-p, boy, your event comes 'right aft-er the shot iput. In this event, Lockwood took first, Elkhorn second, another school third. T-he score was 512451. In the 440 they were as sure of first as Lockwood was of second and tnhird. so it was all up to Jimmie. If -he won the half mile and :Lockwood got secon-d and thir:d, the score would be 5-6-56, and with JO'hl1SfOH'S five points in the 440 against ,Lock- -wood's 4, tihe final score would be 61-60 in E1khorn's favor. 'The -halif mile runners :heard the call to line up Ready on your mark, Get set, Bang They were off. Jim did not try to take the lead but stayed in fourtlh place and kept up his steady s-tride. The runners -maintained their positions until they had almost 'flnisuhed the ffirst lap of a quarter mile. Then the :man -in third place began to weaken, and -gradually dropped behind Jim. Hooters 'began to urge them to 'Hit 'er up, but the 'words of the Coach- Keep your -head, lboyg don't sprint until you have to were ringing in his ears, keeping pace with the tlhrobbing in his tem-ples and the ache in his throat. He could hear a man pounding al-ong close behind him and the first two began to pull away from him. 'When about seventy-fflve yards from the tape, it suddenly occurred to him that it was now or neverg muttering to himself-keep your fhead, but sprint-he began to lengthen his stride. QH-is le-gs seemed like logs and -his feet as heavy as lead. Breath- ll1'g grew to be torture. Di-mly he saw one .figure drop back, -but rea'lized that his business was stri-ctly ahead, slo he kept -going. He had no idea who won until after the race. When 'he woke u-p the 440 was about to 'start ,and :he 'Was being half carried to the locker house. wh-ile the :hc-me team and rooters were cheering him as the man who saved t-he meet -and the cup 'for Elkorn. ' George Smitlh, 2355 QT TI 0 Q f ,. T50 the Season of '21 We are the athletes of the school, Under Coach Wilkin's iron ruleg We in football at times are beaten ' But when we win, we win without cheatin'! We thank the school for the banquet we had, 0'er the eats and toasts we went quite madg When the eats were gone and the toasts were m The foundation for next year's team was laid, We chose as captain a tow--headed Swede- Who has lots of weight and plenty of speed. With speeches and yells the time did pass, At this banquet given by the cooking class, T he cooks were summoned, their names to sign, On our menu cards that by this little line We'd always remember the banquet they gave To the football squad, both strong and brave. We hope in the future our luck will change, To the team that our captain will arrange, We expect great things for the football book From our new leader, Captain Cook! ade Morris Stephan PRES Ninety-Six THEREVIEJ'Wl922 FOOTBALL ' This year we entered upon our third season of American football with increased confidence, an excellent coach and lots of pep. It soon became apparent that a team would have to be built around the veteran line and Captain Wylie at quarter. All deficiencies were soon filled out and prospects looked bright until after the first game when we lost our captain and one of our star guards. Bill Forbes filled Nicholson's place, while Gill put up a good fight at quarterback. Our other guard, Rutherford, was elected captain. Butch became so much a main cog in our machine that we felt lost when he dislocated his knee on November l l, and was out for the remainder of the season. Dunham was elected to fill the captaincy, and, while George is a shrinking violet, he never let the opposing teams forget that he was the Captain and one of the best tackles on the coast. While the squad did not win as many games as we hoped for, they always gave their best, never quitting till the last whistle blew and always play- ing, a clean, aggressive game. We're proud of them. fThey gave the jinx such a good fight that it won't be back very soonj The letter men are made up of the following: Ends ..... ..... R ighetti, Cobb, Glines, M. Greffoz Tackles .... . ........ Sword, Dunham, E. Greffoz Guards .... .... R utherford, Hobbs, Forbes, Strong Center... .................. D. Cook, C. Cook Quarter .... ........................... F . Gill I-Ilafbacks. . . .... Martin, A. Vtfickenden Fullback . . . . . . ...... ...... .... .... .... P . G r effoz Here are the men who built the first team and took their knocks in obscurityg next year's team has some good material in these men, our second team: Campbell, Ramalho, Stephan, Feeney, Acquistapace, A. lVlartin, Hebard, Laliiranchi. TI-IE GAMES Santa Barbraa vs. Santa. Marla, l On October 1 the green and gold football men from Santa Barbara played us In ONT first interscholastic game. They proved to be the better team by a 37-0' scores The game was later forfeited to us by a score of 1-0 because they played an ineligible man. Owensmouth vs. Santa. Maris , On October 15 the Owensrnouth football men came, saw, but failed to conquer. XV1th a. score of 13-12 in their favor and two minutes to go, the boys put up a scrap and made another touchdown. The final score was 18-13 in our favor. The school spirit was great at this game and our rivals were good sports. XVe held a bonfire and 1.-'eated them to a theater party that evening. ' Poly vs. Santa. Maria. We next invaded the domain of San Luis Poly. Poly scored twice in the first quarterg and We scored once in the second, and had but a foot to go when the half ended. Both teams came back strong and no scores were made, leaving Poly 1-I and Santa Maria 7. Lompoc vs. Santa. Maria.. U I Q On Armistice day, we journeyed to Lompoc and put a big kink in their celebration. The score was 28 t.o 6 in our favor. ' Paso Robles vs. Santa. Maria. We met Paso Robles, November 11, and came back much surprised, but with our spirits undaunted. The boys played hard, but the loss of three back iield men, in as many minutes, wrecked the team. Paso Robles 19, Santa Maria 6. ' Paso Robles R6tl11'I1 GMI16 The Thanksgiving game was a victory all around. lt was the triumph of the season in more ways than one. There was a big crowd and we SELVG 3 Striking display of school spirit. Miss Little directed us in singing and the orchestra was moved up for the occasion and playe7d0between halves. Mlssal, as usua.l,1ed some Snappy yells. It was 3 Weuuearned VIC ory- - . l -ii--J! 'lQHEREJVIEw1922 Page Ninety-Seven 2 THE SQUAD ' , , ,.... N . f b , . . .. Q f fm L- 4 THE TEAM Page Ninety-Eight THE REVIEWl922 BASKETBALL Although the l922 basketball season was not a success from the games won standpoint, yet it gives much hope for the future through the discovery and development of much valuable material. Last year's season was vastly more successful yet with the end of the season no new material had been developed and we saw nothing to build on. At the end of this season, however, much new material had been unearthed and we have several good men around whom we can build a team. As there were no letter men on the squad, Lawrence Wylie was chosen Captain. The practice started immediately after the Christmas holidays. The boys played a hard clean hand of basketball and were never counted out until the last whistle blew. This is the way the teams finished in the League. A Games VVon Lost 1. Santa. Ynez 6 5 1 2. Santa Barbara 6 4 2 , 3. Lompoc 6 2 4 4. Santa. Maria 6 1 5 THE GAMES 38 Santa Barbara-.Santa Maria 14 The opening game of the season took place on our own court against the aggressive Santa Barbara quintet. It was Santa Barbara's ninth game and we had been idle for a week due to examinations. The boys played hard but were outclassed. Z4 Lompoc-Santa Maria ll The second game of the League season was at Lompoc and was another game in which the score fails to tell the story. We led at half time, but in the last half Sperber struck his stride and ran up a big score for Lompoc while their guards kept us from scoring. 58. Santa Ynez-Santa Maria 7 The third game was played at Santa Ynez in an open court and our boys were lost. They played a hard clean game. This game was later forfeited to us due to use of an ineligible man making the score l-0 in our favor. 32 Santa Barbara-Santa Maria 10 ' On the third of February we journeyed to the town of Santa Barbara to again try our luck. The score was not so bad but the Santa Barbara bunch was invincible and so we came home with a determination to win next time. 17 Lompoc-Santa Maria 16 V The best game of the season was playedhere against Lompoc. We led at the end of the first half, but Lompoc came to in the second and managed to push over the winning point. 60 Santa Ynez-Santa Maria ll In the last game of the season Santa Ynez walked over Santa lVlaria's second team. The game was an exceedingly clean one. With the exception of Lotti, all the first team men were sick or out of town on business and we could not put up a strong front. pg W W I Page Ninety- Nine TH E REVIEW 1922 Y 1 THE REVIEW1922 . Y! A--,- ,--.-,4-4------4 C --.----v .'----'------'- - 1 THEREVIEW1922 Page One Hundred One 1921 TRACK Due to illness and bad weather the scoring machine of the S. lVl. U. H. S. track team was not able to do its deadly work. The first meet of the season took place April l, at Lompoc, and resulted in our winning by the close score of 64-58. This warned us that we needed conditioning, and more field men for the discus, shot put, broad jump, high jump and pole vault. 100 yard dash D. Smith E. Righetti YVright CLD Mile Carter CLD Snerber CLD Battles High jump WVright CLD Patterson Daniels CLD 50 yard dash D. Smith E. Righetti XVright CLD 880 yard dash Carter CLD R. Smith Skamp CLD Shot put Rutherford Morrison CLD Smith CLD Discus throw Vlfright CLD Patterson Henderson CLD . Low hurdles Patterson Rutherford Greffoz 440 yard dash Patterson VVright CLD R. Smith High hurdles Vfright CLD Patterson Rutherford 'Broad .lump D. Smith Wfright CLD WD vard dash I-lenderson CLD 141, Righetti Bedichek Pole vault VVrig'ht CLD1 S I I A M t . , . X . mith F. Bediciec ar in Relay Won by Santa Marla I D. Smith D. Giines Rlghetti One week after this we journeyed to Carpenteria and received a beat- ing. We had to be contented with fourth place. Oxnard won the meet with 27 points, Santa Barbara second, 205 Santa Paula, l6g S. lVl. U. l'l. S., I4g Ventura, l l 3 S. B. S. for Boys, 55 Alhambra, 3. ' Due to the illness of our star sprinter, Doug. Smith, we were unable to win the meet. With him we would have been lirst or second' in the 50 yard and first in the I00 and 220. ' The results follow: 50 yard dash-giighetti, E. CS. M.D 2nd Ormsby, J. XV. CVenturaD and Rembao CAlhambraD. Time .03. ' 100 yard dash-Hollingsworth CS. B.D, Ormsby CV.D, Righetti, E. CS. M.D Time 10.03. 200 yard dash-Ormsby CV.D Hollingsworth CS. B.D, Crow CS. B.D. Tirne 23.2. 440 yard dash-Edmonson CG.D, Patterson CS. M,D, Henderson CA.D. 1 mile-Oviatt CS. B. S. F. B.D, Stevens CS. B.D, Rutherford CS. M.D. Time 5.05. W mile-Edinonson CO.D. Rutherford CS. B.D, Archer CS. P.D. TiIl19'2.T3. High jump-Bennett CS. P.D, Vince CS. B.D, DVilliamS CA.D. I-leighth 5 feet 8 inches. Broad jump--Fulton CO.D, Bennett CS. P.D,.V!ince CS. B.D. Distance 20 feet TM inches. Shot-Hauser CO.D, Fulton CO.D, Bennett CS. P. D. Distance 52 'feet 2144 inches. Pole vaulte--Bennett CS. P.D, Rena CO.D, Conway CO.D. Heighth 10 feet 2 inches. Relay---Patterson, Martin, Glines, Bedichek, L. Righetti and E. Righetti: from Santa Maria. won the relay. Time 3.09 4-5. 5 Q. The last meet of the season was held at Houck Field, L. A., by the Southern California lnterscholastic Association on April l6. Our star sprinter, D. Smith, had just recovered from sickness and was not in condition. Regardless otf this, in the relay try-outs we were picked as one of the four teams to run in the finals. Though we did not place in the relay finals we would have if Righetti had known where the finish point was. The prospects of this year's track team are good. We hope to win everything. So far we have three track meets lined up. The Carpenteria meet on lVlarch 25, TrieCounty at Santa Barbara on April lst, and the Southern C. l. F. meet at L. A. on April 22. Page One Hundred Two THE 1922 BASEBALL y 1 On March 24, 1921, the students of the school saw a bunch of fellows clad in Red and White woolen suits and a few in their school clothes gingerly throwing a small round white object through the air while others were trying to hit it with a big-stick. Yes, you are right it was the opening of the baseball season and the pitchers were limbering up their old soupbones. S-lowly but surely a baseball team developed out of the jumble. At first it seemed slow but soon it blossomed forth. It was a strong defensive organization and a fair hitting one, but woefully weak in the box. Righetti and Could were the best of pitchers, Gould gave especial promise. Captain Smith dislocated his knee early in the season, and the loss of his war club and flashy fielding were severely felt by the nine. Osborn was elected to fill the captaincy left vacant by Smith's injury and he filled the place well. A On the whole, the boys and Coach Wlilcins deserve much praise for their unfailing devotion to the Student Body and school and while the season was not the best yet, the hopes for this season are good. As The Review goes to press it is impossible to name the 1922 team, but the following games will be played in the Santa Barbara League during 'I 922. April 8- Santa. Maria vs. Carpenteria here April 22- Santa. Maria. vs-. Lompoc there April 29- Santa Maria vs. Santa. Ynez 'here May 6- Santa Maria. vs. Santa. Barbara. there 1 THE GAMES-1921 Q 10 Poly-Santa Maria 5 The first baseball game of the 1921 season was held on our own field at the High School with San Luis Poly. It was a cloudy day and very windy, far from being suited to a good baseball game. Poly beat us I0 to 5. 0 Arroyo Grande---Santa Maria 10 The next game was held at the municipal ball grounds of Santa lVlaria against Arroyo Grande, where they proved to be easy victims. ' ll Poly-wSanta Maria 10 ln an eleven inning contest which was any man's game till the last man was out, Poly nosed Santa Maria out of a victory by an 1 1 to IO score. The game was held at San Luis and was hotly contested and on the whole well worth the price of admission. THEREVIEW19z2 Page One Hundred Three THE REVIEW 1922 -1-can-L.. l N I t A ,Ji ...ii l tad .- ....- -i g -Lv i ,fn V --ui. . if Y 13 --L fi-Y --nu., it -1-gui: A new course of gymnasium study was introduced into school this year by Miss Graves, the new physical education instructor. The classes had in- creased in size so greatly, and accommodations were so poor that the work was carried on with difficulty. Many times we longed for the gymnasium in the new school. The First semester was devoted' to track work, Decathlon events, march- ing tactics and calisthenics. A new game called Heminway, somewhat similar to baseball, was introduced and became very popular with the girls. Interclass games were played in this event. When outdoor work could be continued no longer on account of the weather and the erection of the new school, we began to study folk-dancing inside. The Senior-Junior sections soon advanced to the study of aesthetic dancing and are at present learning a dance to be presented later in the spring. A course of first-aid and hygiene, including bandaging has occupied some of our time. It has been an interesting even if distinctly different course than we have had since l9l7. q 4.l.A F Page One Hundred Six THE 1922 BASKETBALL The sport to which we look forward from one season to the next has been a victim of circumstances this year. Crowded conditions, the new course of study, and the loss of our courts due to the beginning of the new building have placed it under difficulties. The question of transportation during prac- tice was another stumbling block, and due to all these our season began very late. Basketball had to become an outside activity, but we patched up our transportation difficulties and secured our last year's coach, Miss Kriegel. Luck had begun to come our way once more, and we are confident of a winning team. Games are to be scheduled with Carpenteria, Lompoc and Arroyo Grande when we have our team selected. We have two mottos: We're Out to Win, and Better Late Than Never. Now watch us go! Q A Few of the Girls .Let's begin up at the basket. Bessie and Abbie are out working that good old team work which always fools the guards. Then there are Mariellen, who makes the distance across the court in two jumps and little Briggsy, who is here, there, and everywhere.. ln the center there is a merryscramble always. Rowena touches it off to Laurie, who with her old pep knows right where to throw it. Jennie Locar- nini has come through with a steady, fast brand of playing that is going to be valuable. Naomi is playing touch, also, and julia and Leslie are out for center. We are depending on Emma and Smithy, the guards one can't elude, and Blanche Runnels is doing some good playing both as guard and in center. Mamie, Juanita, lnez and half a dozen others are out every Monday and Wednesday for a lively practice, again. The interclass games are due in a week or two more, so that we will have much more to report in next year's Review. Evelyn Briggs BASKETBALL ' 'We're out for basketball to win T ' VVe've formed a team at last And We will play our very best. As we've done in the past. Ori Monday and XVednesday eves we go X For practice at the park i For it makes it sal verytinterfesltling V And it's rea y qui e a ar . - gt It's the very best of exercise, ' And the very best of fun, p And when the Whistle blows to stop It seems we've just begun. .X NN YVhat do we care if our hair gets mussed I fgqx Or if at gets gnckricagdih K sh VVe get to p ay our as 'e a , Q - - The best sport in the world. i f fg G Miss Kriegel is our dandy coach, , X 5, She sticks through thick and thin. f She teaches us the fair and square V For every game we're ln. f' v l K 5' ' Just give us time and we will be ' .sisik J' A team A number Oilvgjl For that is what. were wvorklnss' fOr. VVhen all is said and done. W gbx Julia Beeson. x THE REVIEW1922 Page One Hnndrea Seven n 1 ei .JI E'8 h' THE REVIEWI922 w l 16' A V lf? FN Q mWf , W, , 'Tix H 'N-Ax 'N 1S'l.'W1jK M' ?Yl1:x R W X X CXMF, 4' fl' x I 1 U1 AN: ' 'XQ- NVI1 EYINC ' pf f ,,!l ll? K - -A , 'N ! -16? Y u U X A A-LL., .., .. 1 , . . Page One Hundred Ten THEREVIEWIQZ2 INTELLIGENCE TEST For High School Students 10072 flmjperfcct 1. What state is Arkansas in? 2. What kind of a current runs through an electric wire? 3. What colour was Napoleon's black horse? 3. What date does January 1st come on? 5. VVhat two nations took part in the Franco-Prussian war? 6. VVhen was the war of 1812 fought? 7. Over what people does Albert, King of the Belgians, rule? 8. What automobile company puts out Ford? 9. VVhat mountains did Napoleon cross, when he went over the Alps to attack the Austrians? 10. WVhat is James Battles father's last name? 11. Of what material is a gold pencil made? 12. Who made out Edison's questionnaire? 13. What river flows through Connecticut, inside the inside the banks of the Connecticut River? 14. Who teaches Mr. Al1en's Biology classes? 15. VVhat kind of a machine is Mr. Gewe's Dodge? 16. VVhat colour of lead makes a lead pencil write black? 17. VVho wrote Mende1's law? 18. Vlfhat time does the 2540 train leave? . 19. How does Howard comb his hair pompadour? 20. 'What kind of music does a piano make? 21. How do you cook a boiled egg? 22. From what kind of animals do cow hides come? 23. How much money is a four bit piece worth? 24. What kind of lumber comes from an oak tree? 25. VVho wrote Shakespeare's play, As You Like It ? 26. Who delivered Lincoln's Gettysburg speech? 27. What relation to Frank Gill is his brother? 28. VVhat colour is Ireland's green shamrock? - M. G. l 2 George.-Let's go to the Gaiety tonight. Q Faye.--VVhat's the attraction? George.- The VVoman Pays. Laurie.-Golly, I'm all in. You know I'm studying for a. journalist. X Vina.-Heavens, Why not let him study for himself? Earnest-Say, Jim's looking for you. Ruby.--Jim who? ,J Earnest.-Jim Nasium. I-le lost a dumb-bell. X ' X 8 x A , It just takes my breath away, Q said the high school boy as he ate K another life-saver. 1 . N- v Woiken' Goil-How kin yovse guys tell us ain't college goils? VVinston W.-By them language. Mr. lVilkin.-How's the chicken today? Vifaitress.-Fine kid, how are you? THE REVIEWl922 Page One Hundred Eleven REDEMIPTION T'was on a Sunday morn, itihe parson frowned and cleared ' his throat, The 'Sexton rang t-he bell in accen-ts srtern and grim, A And the Wicked soda-fountain -man, heard, and quaked at every not-e, He knew at death no mercy would descend upon him. He mixed the fateful liquid that s-limmered in the 'glass Ulutched by a hardened youth, who gazed at it and beamedg Burt when, a hopeless- sasparilla fiend, 'there came a love-ly lass, ' He hid his streaming eyes and in repentence screamed. Then fired fby .his fervor lhe rose against the fcrime Poured out the dread vanilla, the raspberry 'crushed be- neath his heel, Cried, Thus to all evil, I'll kill. it every time, And forthfwith joined prohibition with rpatriotic ze-al. L. !S. T0 THE 00-OP STORE Of all the 'things we do, detest It'-s pee-sky rats and :mice And eating candy after them Well-it 'reallly is+u't nice. 'X+'!0X+-1+ They talk about the Fresh-ies 'green And Seniors worldly wi-se Bu-t let us tell you one thing the diff is in the size. +X+-H+-If Said E-dna Tudor in great distress Mr Bowhay, 'this is an awful mess. In 'graphic' is there one 'f' or two: I re-ally must leave it up to you. Then kindly looked that great man down Ufpon his brow there was a frown, And said, It's quite -a mess it's true If 'f's' you'd use, why please use two. .Mr. Peterson Cln Chemistry cilassl-Youn man, how is -it thart you are solxlate for class? Albert Missal-'Sorry sir, I just Eounrd out that the fellow with -the voice -sim-ilar to mine is sick. g A A TVVO-LINE JOKE Her line- His 1ine-- I Rutherford-f-Wshy does a hard-hae-arted m-an always fall for a 'woman's tears? lDu'tchy-Well, you know, continual dropping osf waiter -will wear away a stone. Rose-Do you believe the sun spots .have any effect on the weather? Grace-Well, I did notice t-he atmosphere 'became a little colder after Archie dis- covered my fareckles. I-Iallf-You rem-ind 'me of 'Coach Wilkins. Quarter-VV.hy? Because I'm so ihusky? I-I-alf-No! Because you put 'on such a powerful zline. Rowena-Do I look any 'worse -for the 'ac-cident? Bill Gewe Cstutteringj-I m-must is-s-say you 1-look d-d-da-msdam-aged. Cleone--Is that a watch in your vest pocket tha-t makes such a noise? Injured 'Halfback-No, only a couple of ribs knitting. Page One Hundred Twelve .THE REVIEW1922 SANTA MARIA UNI-ON HIGH SCHOOL BUG-HOUSE FABLEJS lMliss Glines-Merrill, you may take the front seat for behaving so well in :English yesterday. - Mr. Allan--John, you received a one-plus in that Biology examination yesterday. Miss Graves-Allan, here is twenty-five cents, go out and buy some gum to chew in stu-dy hall. Mr. Bgwhay-Richard, take this waste .basket out and scatter the papers alll over the groun s. Coach Wilkin-Here, boys are some cigarettes and dice, go out and amuse yourselves. lM4r. Piatti-lim awfully sorry, Henry, but you haven't enough credit to get on the honor rol . Mr. -Peterson Cin chen1istryJ4Phelps, I'm quite tickled pink over the way you worked your experiments today. , Mr. Allan to Mr. Bowhay--There are no people tardy or absent today. Mr. Bowhay-Veril you say that she sent you out of the study hall for throwing erasers? Well you go right back and tell her I said tfhat you could throw anything you want to. . - Mr. Funk--Gilbert, tell the class a ,funny story. Mr. Taggart fin eighth period study hall-fCalvin, you always behave so well that I think I will 'put you in the front seat as a shining example to the other students. Miss Ellis Cfiftfh period study halll-Hermon, you go ri-ght ahead and laugh. I enjoy seeing you laugh so heartily. ' Miss Orr-I absolutely refuse to give up my part-time students. They are so earnest in tfheir efforts. Miss 1Pope-I think that anyone -but a Senior should have the presidency of the 'Stud-ent Body. ' fM.iss -Hook-That is right, Janet and Julia and Ruth. 'Talk all you want to and don't let me bother you. M. G. '24, -Handsome man-Are you fond of a joke? Miss -Little--Why I 'hardly know you. George-Why are Higsh 'School engagements like Ches- terfield cigarettes? ' David-I -give up, old dishrag. George-Mild, but they satisfy. Florence-What are you going to wear to the masquer- ade? Cleone-So far I have decided on nothing. A 'Changing Feature Donald 'Cook-Ma! Calvin's been hurt at football- Fond Mama-Olh dear, dear, what does tihe 1nessage.say'? Don- Nose broken-how shalll I have it set-'Greek or Roman ? :,'x First 'Coon-W-here did you get dat fine hat? Sec. Coon-At de sto'. How much wuz it? First Coon-Oh don't know. De sto'keeper 'wuzn't dar. Modern D1-ess , fAnyone can see through thisl ' 1 ? E 2 nunmmmmm THEREVIEW1922 Page One Hundred Thirteen I Page One Hundred Fourt THEREVVIE-'wlgzz TH E REVIEW 1922 ' A RARE CONFEISSION H8-H6l'6,S an interesting contribution to the literature of .the day. A 'S'h'S+W11-Ht is it? He-The memoirs of a former :pugilistic champion. fSlhe-Wlhat makes his Eb-ook extraordinary? He-Hle acknowledges he was licked -by a 'better man. After a man .has been knocked dlown by -his enemies his friends kick him. ASKING Too MUCH George- N-of, Faye, n-ot even for your sake will I comply 'with the condi'tions laid down by your -father as a preliminary to my marryinig you. Faye- W-W-Wlhy? What does he 'want you to dJo'? George- He SU'g'g'9'StGd that I sh-ould :go an-d -hang myself -fi.rst. , Missal-Is this hair pomade in this bottle? 'Virgile-No, that's library paste. Missall-I w-ondered why I ic-o'uldn't get my hat off, First stud.-ewihat shall we do tonight? Second Stud.-I don't knfow. What? First lStud-I'l1 tell you. 'VVe'1l flip wfor it. If it's 6' heads we 'go .to a dance, tails 'we go to a show ...--A ,Y - and-if it stands on edge we stay home and I O Q' study. A group oif tourists 'were watching the inferno of Mt. Vesuvius in action when Pete I-Iob'bs re marked, lAin't that just like -hell? A French- man. Oh, these Americans, these Americans. Where have they not been? Mr. Piatlt-What is a cynic? v Ellis 4S'n1it'h-A -professor 'Who thinks he knows everything. 'Mi-ss 'L-ittle-Where was Caruso born? Paul Sword-On the higfh fC's I suppose. It makes no difference how hard We work Till even our hands are sor-e. Some folks will raise their voice and say ' Yes, we've 'heard these jokeslbefore. .Percy--You were no spring chicken when I first made love to you. Margaret S.-No I was a little goose. In everything that w-e perceive, Be it work -or sport or play, l3+omethin'g stands out in bold relief For many and many a day. Now in the Santa Ynez game As you -may have noticed perchance, Was little -Dante of the twenty-eight waist, In a pair of bhirtyaeight pants. Stud-Wfherfefs the 'car Bill? ' 'Bill-In the garage. Can't ride today. Stud.-Wha:t's Uhe matter, sick? B-ill-Yea, -gasoline consumption. Page One Hundred Fifteen 'V , Page One Hundred Sixteen THE 1922 Q THEY NEVER D0 Julia-Do you suppose the wrist watch is here to stay? Abbie-Heavens, I hc-pe not, I want mine to go. lBetty A.-fM'ot'her may I -go to the masquerade 4 G Ckkfht as a milk lmaid? ' X - Her mo-ther-But dearie, you are tloo small. 4 Q 'J Mx' Betty-Then can l go as a condensed milk maid? F. Gill-QI-low much do you charge for a hair cut? B'El,I'bGI'--5FO'L11 bit'S. - - ' - fGi11-How much for a shave? A ---S gs. Barber-Twobits. A A Gill--Then give my head a shave. 1- '- ' ' ef i-Q-1-1--lg Dart-Movies are wonder-ful. A-ll they lack is human speech. Verlie-That's all a deali and dumb asylum lacks, too. LOVE IS BI-IND VVe know Where ignorance is bliss ,'Tis folly to be Wise: So when a maiden gets a kiss ' She always shuts her' eyes. Edna-Wlhy do you say 'Naomi is timid? Cook-iB'ecause she was 'even shy five years on the age she told me. Ariel-4Why do you insist on carlling me your little cold -cream? Nick D.--Oh, :because y-ou are so good to a chap. N f xx In X, I Lines of Latin all remind us -0 IQ E - Vve have wasted lots of time ' X K f j X .sf And departing leave behind us X. f Zeros stretched out in a line. X Av 6 . el! 3' . ,. 'eff FACULTY YELL ,Rani Rah! Rafh! - v Z.. 7 Jaw! Jaw! Jaw! Lx w Q I We'11 fluuk 'em all J P 'X ' Haw! Haw! Haw! i NX A A TRUE DEFINITION He asked a miss what is a kiss gramatically defined? She said, It's a conjunction sir, and cannot be declined. i THEREVIEW1922 Page One Hundred Seventeen -i l Ti' A Ee One Hundred Eighteen THEREVIE'Wl922 I THEREVIEWl922 Page One Hundred Nineteen ' AND THEY SAY LIFE IS A JOKE? P13109-3 -------------- ............................... ........ - On a lonesome stretch of highway. 5113113731011 ---,- . ---1.--- . .... ...... ..................................... I D e nzil teaching Thel-ma to drive 131959111 A011011 --------------------............. ....................................... A utomobile comes to a stop. Clt is a touring car and the driving seat contains a man -and a woman. They change places and now the woman is behind the steering wheel. Although not apparent, perhaps at the rbeginninlg the dialogue shows that t-hey are married.J - Man-Now, dear, everything has been very clearly explained. You must push the starter button. Wo'man-i1Pushes 'heavily with determined face and little doubt in 'her mind, starts tshe enginel-Notw wotladoo? Man-fpatientlyl-Calvin C. Funk has copyrighted that -phrase fwotlado-ol and you must not use it. I was sure, -honey, that I had explained everything. You nofw release the emergency brake. No! That's the brake pedal. The other right here. Woman-It's caught. Man-Naturally it's caught, there's a catch in it. Didn't I tell you to press t-he botton down. , 'Woman-'But I did push it d-own. Muan-fNo-o-o, tlhfe -button on the emer-gency. . Woman-fangrilyl-Why didn't you say that one. I can't keep account of alil these buttons. ireleases the emergency brake! lMan-Now you shove out the clutch. 'No, sweetheart, t1hat's the footbrake+the next one to it. Yes, tlhat. There you are, now throw it in to low. 1 'Wonian-T,hrow what. Man-flwh-istling sounds hiss tihrough his teethl-Pull the gear lever towards you. Not that-for the love of Mikfe-the other one. There! Didn't I explain. The transmission-1Gg.ggr. Wlhe-W. Gggr! . Man-Great Caesar, fwhat ya doing? Didn't I say shove out your clutcih? I ex- Qplained everything. e Woniaii-fsobbingl-I did -push it out. I .can't help it if 'it comes back. I Man-fsoothingilyj-There, -don't cry. CfStarts as another grinding noisxe is heardl. Wassaniatter with you, can't y-ou understand the American language. lDidn't I explain? . VVC-man-Don't yell in my ear, you poor nut. ' D Man-Listen to sense then. .Listen to me. Do what I tell you. g 'Woman-Do what? Man-Cwith extreme patienlcel-Listen. 'my splouse. Do you know Wlhat the clutch is? . VV-o-man-fspeaking mazrkedlyb-Part of the automobile, my dearest' old dear. Is t-his it? IMTHII-Zv3,t,S fine. Push it in and keep it in. fgrowing excitedi fl knew I explainedl There that's nfine, keep your eye on the road, doge all the trees and tele- .phone posts-I kn-ew I ex--. fThe car starts and away they gol. l 'N n .ae ' J- 5 First Freshie, boastfullly - My g O p 5 mother raises eg-gs Without -hens. 4 9 i - -Second Freshie--How can slhe? Q-X First .1411-eshie-She keeps ducks. Y 9 177 ,TK i N 'T , .N x ....--S ' f 'ls mf- ' I KLQIIQK b . Page One Hundred Twenty THEREVIEWl922 V sr NTAX Laura M. Un Frenchl-Mrs. Allen, are those verbs uneven? Mamie-No, sap, 'they'r'e unregular. In lBiology Mr. Allen was asking questions ab-out environment. Hazel De Martin was not 'paying attention and was looking into her vanity box and dabbing powder on her face. 1Mr. Allen-What are you doing? Hazell-Powdepring my -face. Mr. Allen-What are you doing it for? 'Hazel-It is part of our environment. , , 'SMART BOY One afternoon 'William Cfob-b walked down Main 'Stree-t. He soon came to Krellefs plumbing sihop. Looking up he saw this sign: Iron Sinks. VWel1, said he, what fool didn't know that? MAKING HIM TOOT Wi1lie! Yes Mama. What in the world are you 'pinching the baby for? Let 'him alone. AW, I ain't doin' nothin'! WVe're playin' aut-omobile an' he's- th' horn. . FATHERS 'CHANGE X I f -W.-To his fat-her who 'had recentlytmarried the second X f Itime. There's a shop on Broadway just like y-ou, daddy. Fa-ther- 1Sihop like me? What do you mean? W.-4Why it is under entirely new management. NOT BATTERED ENOUGH tSculptor- My d-ear young lady, I'm looking for a model who's aged and ugly. You are entirely too pretty fvor the type I desire. G- Model- What are you going to scullplture Scullptor- A statue of Peace. f 191-,M A l f! 4 f WHOSE ERASER? 1 Miss 'Hook- Wh-o'se ee-raser is this? V' ,Ls- No -answer. I x Miss Hook again- Whose eraser is this, I say? I Sockeye- T.hat's not an eraser, that's my gum that Miss Glines made me throw away last period. ' ' -SALVAGE So you loved .and lost? Well, no, not :e-xalctly. When she returned my -presents, she put in some of the ot-her fellow's. Mr. Breneiser-Every time I see one of your drawing-s I stop and wonder- 'Cleone-What? How I do it? !lVlxr. B.-Oh, no. Why! Bernice Boyd-I want a ticket to the slholw next Gaturfday. Box Office mgr.- Tickle Me? . B. 'B.+Don't be -silly. Give me my ticket. M-ariam-Belle told me you told her that secret I told you not to tell. Marion-I told hze-r not to tell you. ' Mariam-VVe1l, I told her I w1ouldn't tell you if she told me so don't tell her. Wylde-WVhat did you do 'last nine? Allan-Oh, nothing. Wylie-How did you know when to stop? THE l922 Page One Hundred Twenty One H DISAPPOINTED -Leo A. 'was Wandering around re hall, during a class period fwhen he ran into Mr. Bowhay. 'Hello, said the latter, briskly, were you looking for me? Yes, answered Leo, ibut I didn't want to find you. Albert W.ASay, this doughnut has a 'tack in it! 0 p lWaitres-s-Do tell! I fbet the ambitious little thing thinks 'it's a ilivver tire. .Wins-ton W.-Slay, there's .a 'fiy in the butter. S ' Wlaitress, in great indivgnaition.-T.h'ere is not any suc-h thing! That isn't butter, that's vmargerine, and that isn't a fly-t5hat's a blue bottle. Miss G-raves-fAngus, did you talk without perinissiion? Angus-+0nct. . Miss Graves-Stephan, should he have said Monet? Stephan-No, .he s-hould .have said twict. 1Wylie-ISO you told Mac that I 'was a liar? . Darrell D.-No, on tfhfe contrary I said that liar was no n-ame for you. Merrill-Did you find Mr. Bowhay? uH'ubert-Yes. Merrill-What did he say? Hu-bert-JNothing, not a -thing. 'Merrill-That's funny. W-hy not? Hubert-Because .he was out. Merrill-But you sa-iid you found him. Hubert-I did. I -found rhim out. Catherine C.--Cleone is a very noi-sy girl. II-Ielen H.-Yes, she even combs her hair with bangs. X Mr. Piatt fito American History cflassl-I fwill dism-iss you early if yiou will igo quietly so as not 'to 'wake the other classes. Vic-I'll flare up if you don't ki-ss me. Rowena-I-f you do I'll put you out. p Mrs. Dudley-Russell, I insist that y-ou stofp shooting crafps. The poor little 'things :have as much right to live as you have! Helen R fruuningl-I'm a little cold. CT.hirty seconds elapsel .Donald-I've caught a 'little cold. Maurice-I know all the phone numbers in town. Lena -D.-You have a wonderful memory. Maurice-Yes, but I don't know 'who they -belong to. Mr. Allen-W-hat makes the sea salt? David-'Sa1t. LAURIE AND ROSIE? They had never met B-4 But what had she 2-care? She loved him 10-derly For he was a 1,000,000-aire. Advice to the S. M. U. H. S. Glee Clubs: If you have trouble with a tune, just learn the words and get the air outside. If you can't read a high note, pic-a lo-one. Mr. Allen-Wrong, next. 'Bessie-The pfre-sence of ia sufficient quantity of chloride of sodium to import to the aqueroris sloution a saline taste which aff-ects :the lenqual 'or gustatory gland of the fllfth pair of cranial nerves. Page One Hundred Twenty-Two THEREVIEWl922 . THE ALUMNI The Santa Maria Union High School has an Alumni that it may well be proud ofg many of the prominent people of Santa Maria Valley and vicinity are graduates of the Old School, and can look back and think of the many pleasant days that were spent over their books and wish that they could be in school again. . The graduating class of l894, consisting of four students was the first class to graduate from the then new school building. At this time the outlying districts were not included in the Santa Maria district, which accounts for the small number of graduates. After several years the smaller territories were annexed and one large school formed. Year by year the school has grown until in I92I there was a graduating class of thirty-one students. The I9Zl issue of the Review gave a complete list of all the grad- uates of previous years, but owing to shortage of space in the Review it has been decided that hereafter such detailed information will be published only every three years, and a list of the last class to graduate will be given in the intervening years. Following is a list of the graduates of the class of l92l : NAME BUSINESS Barrow, Martheea Bedichek, Earl Bigler, Bowman Canatsey, Gladys Dooley, Bertram Evans, Howard Evans, Dorothy Edmunds, Myrna Edmunds, Vyrna Fr I eeman, vy Glines, Rebecca Gillespie, Elzina Hebard, Florence Ignacio, Antonio Jenkins, Marian Lakey, Charlotte Larson, Viola LaFranchi, Henry Martin, Elsie Morris, Henrietta Nicolai, Alfred Osborne, Victor Patterson, Darl Righetti, V Ernest Smith, Douglas Smith, Leland Smith, Ralph Stephan, Frances Tapley, Grace Todd, Catherine VVilson, Geraldine At home Junior College Junior College Stenographer Junior College Electric Co. Mrs. Sam Collins Mrs. Arthur Torgenson S l tenograp ier I Training at Angelus Hospital University of At home Stenographer Farmer Stenographer P t C' d t California os Ira ua e Brownsburger's Business College Junior College Post Graduate University of Junior College Junior College Junior College Southern California Davis Farm University Pom C ll ona o ege University of Southern California U. S. Postal Clerk Junior College Brownsburger's Business College Bi-oWnsburger's Business College Telegraph Office Santa Maria. Santa. Santa ria Santa Maria Orcutt Santa Maria Santa. Maria. Santa Barbara Santa. Maria L A l os nge es Berkeley Santa Maria. Orcutt Santa Maria Santa Maria Santa Maria Maria. Mia ' Los Angeles Santa Maria Santa. Maria Los Angeles Santa Maria Orcutt Santa Maria Davis Claremont Los Angeles Taft Santa. Maria Los Angeles Los Angeles Santa Maria + llnulllilllln f Decorators and Furnishers Where the Jones Name Goes Quality Shows 4 To AQ Jones CSE Som Santa Maria N ' T Est-ablzshed T h ,ff1-EQ-Hull? Russel-I tfhink I will go to :the dance as a stag. Harold R.-Why do that? Russel-I haven't any doe. The 1922 Review P r i n t e d by The Times Press Q nnnummn Q 4 ll 3 4+ lllll We Provide Against Loss Q. ' -59 QTQTQ Insurance Accounting p ' f -- f- - 105 Nor-th Broadway Office Phone 259 Res. Phone 107-W -and your lips are like rose petals. She-Really, l'must say good-night now. He -Then let's say it with flowers. EE A Good Four ls Better Than a Cheap Six . Q 5- Hupmobile 1 Q. Maxwell S' 0 , ml . 49 6 The Car wlth a New Sejlaes of gm Good 6 Reputation f 5 'wwe 6 i 41 For a moderate priced car. 6 S Ask the man 'ownsi Z his unmiiteliiliisejnizliszijizalion S F: One Mr, Bank PICSldCl'lt,1 E ltisawonderfullitlle car A llts e llcr'lol: d ict F' doctor, lawyer, Salesman Qf gi1.:.5::f.3f:...3.2.':a.. .12.':.f,.s ::. '' I- 5 corporation, and you w1ll,m if now Esssgoi staining and lighting system 26 ' 154' lnow ass im eve ears 1: flnd have a good story! lt now has glenuine leather upholsteiing is O to 'you' 'Q To be convinced come in and B m Cn ' Ride in one-look it over from the radiator to the Q IIllDIl10bi19 pI'iCOS f. 0. b. E last bolt on the spring Q '-' Santa Maria' .g3fMaxwell prices, delivered here '- E Eoadster and Tmwing --3146? 21 Roadster and Touring S1070 E Q 30390 ------------------------------ 22233, Qwcfiupe ,,,.,,.,.........,....,......... 1595 O LL. 9 fm ------------------------------ ' -' . Coupe .............................. S1710 LL. -u MIEHLE BROTHERS el MIEHLE 'BROTHERS 'rr 8 Motor Cars 44 Motor Cars 8 U 'Phone 28 115 W- Chapel. :Phone 28 115 W. Chapel U 4 lllllllllllifllllll A Good Four ls Better Than a Cheap Six x lllllllllllIIIIIIIHIIIllHIlIIllHIIllINIllllllllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllIIIIlllllllllIlllIIIIlllllIllllllllllllIllllllllllll 41 lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIHllIllllllllllIllIllIIllIIIIllllllllIIIIlllllllllilllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIII lmuun 1 t 4ET ?,-EE is Automobile Accessories Tires, Tubes, Springs, Piston Rings Parts for Dodge Brothers Motor Cars ubel Motor Co. i Dodge Brothers Motor Cars o Rubel Building Cor, Bdwy. 8: Cypress She--Jack's present was a dream. He Cacicllyl-You must have hated to wake up. Mack Motor Trucks Amaral 8: Sons For Heavy Hauling Santa Maria Hutchinson Motor Car Co., Inc. Cash Grocery Distributors-Ventura, Santa Barbara, San :Luis Obispo Stallle and Fancy cfwefles Counties Fruits and Vegetables Home Office Oxnard Phone 12 Santa Maria l-le fconfidentiallyi-l believe l have this dance. She-Well, clon't let me interfere. w. A. HASLAM sz co., rm. The Old Reliable Corner Dry Goods, Notions, Kodaks n Q Ready to Wear X A Santa Maria, California Q Illlllllll llllllllllllllllll llllllllllll Q Illlllllllll EASTMAN KODAKS Developing and Finishing 24-Hour Service Exclusive Agency 0wl Drug Products V and Red Feather Toilet Articles Mat-Car-Tuggle Drug Co. Phone 90 119 W. Main St. Santa Maria, Calif. Scibee-He isn't so fresh since he married that girl. Nick-No, she's the salt of the earth and she cured him. STEWART BROTHERS The Wardrobe Style Headquarters 'Specialists on A Young Men's Clothing . IF lT'S NEW WE HAVE IT Mrs. Bowhay-My, but that's a swell suit. You're a credit to your ta'l r. A Mr. Bohijhay--Wrong, now that I have the suit l'm a debit to my tailor. Phone 263 Perfumes, Toilet Articles Kodaks, Films, Developing and Finishing A - Candies, Cigars, Cigarettes Santa Maria Drug Co. L. A. Ramey, Proprietor NYAL AND .SAN-TOX REMEDIES 0 lllllhlll HIIMIMMIIIIHIBUNIHMHNRUIUNHHNIUHUNIHHHUNIIIVIIIHMIIII ll I I HI lllllktkllilllllwlllllllllltllll llllllllllllll Q - -4 llllllllllllll nnmuunmunmnnu+ Gaiety T h e a t r e Santa Maria julia B.-l hear Margaret Sword is a musician. Does she play with the band? Frank Gill-Yes, she does. Julia B.-With which band does she play best. Frank C.-With t'he rubber band. A. H. FROOM EE Corrugated ' F room 8: Biclamon Q E Plumbing Tanks p and Gas Fitting Sheet Metal Works Agents for Sampson- Windmill SANTA MARIA, -GALIF. Now, Carbolic, you've covered me with acid. This Rexall our hap- piness, so liniment, why try to rub it in? BEATRICE BEMEN'l S BEAUW SHOP Mask 0'Lith Liquid Face Mask Inecto Rapid Hair Dye Fiancee Creations Karess Specialties. Marinello Preparations THE , -1 ' EYANINA PFD The place to get Delicious 'Refreshments Home Made Candies Q llllllllllllll Illllllllll I I lllllill llllllllllllllllllllllllllli , , ,,,, ,.,,.....i.l.........r ,......?.. ' 2555 .r...n......A fllllllllillll lllllllllllllllllllllll lf its Music see Saladin PIANOS , Gulbranseng Price Br Teeple and ' Apollo PHUNOGRAPHS Victrolas and Brunswick X Sewing Machines Singer, White and New Home Saladin Music Store Santa Maria Santa Barbara But suppose, said Scibee, that the parachute should fail to open -what then ? That wouldn't stop me, answered the parachutist, l'd come right down. Q A Good Place to Eat and 'Dl'iI'lk,, HITT 8: l'lll.l.lER'S Sarnia maria Qlflgnnulaie 5111.111 . Santa Maria, California Telephone 160 Darl P.-Were youaraised in Santa Maria? Earl B.-Yes, once, but the rope broke. ' GAS HEATERS A GAS RANGES Santa Maria Gas Company Distributors of THE HUMPHREY RADIANTF IRE N0 ASHES ' N0 ODOR IIllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllll H'mmmmlmumml'mm,ummummmmlmmm +1 lfllllfllill lllllllllllllllllIIllllllllllllllllllllllllll u Q 0. c. MARRIOTT sr co. General Contractors Frame, Brick and Concrete Buildings Sash, Doors, Frames, Cabinet Wall BUILDING MATERIAL 120-122 WEST CHURCH STREET WHO ZIS? I-Ie told the shy maid of his love, The color 'left her cheeks: But on the shoulder of his coat It showed for several weeks. Valley Savings Bank P. CAHILL pays 4910 on all Auto Laundry accguntg W. CIIUPCII Courteous treatment oufmonm to all SERVICE Miss Glines-Name some hardwood trees. Albert--Oak, hickory, maple and elm Miss G,-Which is the hardest? Albert-Yew. Business Phone 265-.I Residence Phone 338-R The Home of I 'me Taillored Auto Tops 5emtex maria Clrimming ,Shop W A. S. 'lVIcI..AUGl'Il.lN, Proprietor ig? ff?-S-fri? 5-r' E' E-' '1-' Upholstering, Plate Glass and Celluloid Windows Auto Tops Made and Repaired 124 W. Church St. Santa Maria, Calif. Q mmunu u 4 Q E E RODERlCK'S GARAGE E Head Gaskets, Piston Rings, Fan Belts, Wrist Pins nd Other Parts. and Supplies Service With a Smile E 119 North Broadway - Phone'342 - SANTA MARIA CALIFORNIA : : Faye--I can't see why they call a boat a she, 5 George-Evidently you never tried to steer one. E . FIRST NATIONAL BANK Open a Time Account With Us 5 , E vefisf,-E,vL??Qegqfl3?l5f,?,7f resi n: i A 2 ' Yg c,' 5? All business intrusted to us Strictly Confidential OFFICERS 2 A. Mc rNEI'L, President 5 JOHN HOU.K, Vice .President 5 R. E. EASTON, Vice President S 'E A . Margaret S.-Does Wilhelmina pencil her eyebrows? Florence l...--That's evidently where she draws the line. E La France Cafeteria Good Things To Eat SOUTH BROADWAY .......... W ....... -,--rr. + Illlllllllllllllllll X Not how little for liow H, E, DENTON much, but liow much for .leWele1' how little, at Diamonds, ,wefellei glverware ngravmg Peake's Eine Watch Repairing Varlety Store Simi MARIA, am.-. Nick--l'll bet my girl is better looking than yours. Phelps-Wl1at'll you bet? Nick-Thirty cents. Roemer E6 Roemer r Distributors Zenith Carburetors, De Luxe Pistons, Timken, New Departure, Hyatt Bear- ings, De Lavel Dairy Supply Products Farm Implements-Machinists Automobile Repairing ' Blacksmithing W Miss 'Orr-Please bring me the sugar. Waitress-Plug or fine cut? Miss Otrr-Oh, just as you chews. A. J. MESQUIT Furniture and Draperies ' East Main 201-203 Phone 267-W Our Motto-SERVICE 4 umm llllllIIllNUIllIIllllHllllllllllllllllllIllIlllllllllllltllllllllllll Q INNlllllllllllllllllllll Electric Art Stl1di0 xjg-LOE'f7'CIlE.f 113.50 com e e 5 1 F- as o7qes?zacEz'e?Q31n5 pfzjasszonalphoiographer Phone 854-W IZIM West Main He was driven to his grave. Sure he was--did you expect him to walk P -EX. NURJTLWRMENQS IIAllIlIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIlIIlIIIlIIllllllIIIlllIIIllllIIllIllIlllllllllllIllllllIllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllIIll4llIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIlIIlIIIlIIllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllIIIIIIIIlIIIlIIIIIIlIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Women's Wear and 9l7 State Street, Santa Barbara, Cal. Broadway and Main, Santa Maria, Cal. M illinery Shops Fay-What is a lyric? Paul-It is .a song sung by a lyire.-QEX. A Compliments Alhambra Wall Paper and Paint Co. ALHAMBRA, CALIF. ilIllllllllllllllllllllllll Q ti M l llilllllll I J. G. 'B-LACK PIHONE 122-J W. 'V. BILAC-K Black Brothers Phone 122-J Cigars, Tobaccos, Pipes A f ll Notions, Confectionery S l Stationery, Cutlery u Jewelry, Periodicals Hunter' Line of and Sporting Goods and 0 o Q , . ' k Fishing A full line of Soft Dnn s Angle!! A fun line of Licenses Tackle iSmoker's and Spo'rtsmten's 'Supplies I Sporting and Outing Goods a Specialty Agents for the Los Angeles and 'San Francisco Daily Papers Coach--There is nothing that will ruin your life quicker than cigar ettes Nick-Dicl you ever try the electric chair? Show the Folks How to DRAIN openecz Just shake some of the powder down the drain, and pour hot water on it. Stoppage from lint, grease. hair, etc., is quickly dissolved away. . 65c per can YOU YOUNG Save.1gfffeiL og, ? i 2 Pacific Cl1en'iicalCo. I 8 Y smg l42l N. Main Los Angeles , Y I - We liope our rival newspapers don't call the Breeze an awfu blow. Illlllllll QGIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIII Q When Starting Out in Life Most people begin on a small scale--many of our accounts started with ONE 'DOl..l..AR, and have grown into the hun- dreds and thousands. EEE iii 1-: x-: When choosing your bank bear in mind that it is in getting started with our Savings Department that counts-AFTER THAT the rest is easy. We Pay 475 Interest THE BANK OF SANTA MARIA fCommercial and Savings Departmentsl Cor. Main 8: Broadway ' Santa Maria, Calif. Pete-Gee, I Hunked that quiz easy. Marguerite W.-It was easy I thought. Pete-Yeah, but I had vaseline on my hair and my mind slipped F. A. DAVIS A. H. DAVIS I... C. 'DAVIS Davis Construction Co. , General Contractors Y , 155-5 u .Y . ' as Am C Q? X, Q 1 give-l Office lOl North Broadway ' Santa Maria, California Phone 258 Quuuunummumn mnunuu Q +41 lllllllllllllil mmmnum Q GROSS :::.2!!2:1lZBL2tl1!:rl eaaezaaasseasssssssgeazz tffimzz:-:::::.s:s aseasznizssizssazsszw :::::::::::::::::::::::i Men's and Boys' Clothing and Furnishings THE STORE OF PERSONAL SERVICE IZ3 West Main Phone 351 Pete-Say, Wiley, will your car pick up very fast? Wiley-Will she? I picked up three in five minutes Sunday.-Ex Coblentz 2 Schwalbacher Dealers in General Merchandise ' 1 Sole Agents for lVlcCall's Patterns and Warner's Corsets Phone 104-108 Santa Maria 0 Illlllllllllll Illlllllllllllll + Illllllll llllllllll I llllllllllll Illllllllllllllllllll Illlllllllllilllllll Nettleton l'lollaml's for Boys Laird Schober for Men for Ladies America's Foremost Lines of Highgracle Footwear MHWGEY eater? Mrous oowvg TIIHLGO -N-53 FOBIHE ENyTlRE FANHLY Santa Maria, California Eclward's for Children Florsheim for Men Selby's Arch Preservers for Ladies The moon affects both the tied ancl the untigd.-Ex. - q JESSEE BROS. 8z W. AQFREEMAN MILES gw S Amusement Place Fresh Fruits and Vegetables Billiards, Soft Drinks, cigars, Bw' Eggs and Produce Tgbaccgy Cgnfectipnary 202 So. Broadway Phone 164 The reason we coulcln't use your story about the stovepipe was that it wasn't clean.--Ex. A. M. Gookstetter, Proprietor Valley Variety Store 205 West Main Street Santa Maria, Calif. + Illllllllllllllll IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII fIIIIIIIllIIllIIllIllIIIIIIllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllillllllIll! IIllllIIllIIIIIIllIIllllllInIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIlIIIIlIIllllllllIIllIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllll Ill Illllllllll llll II llllll llllIIlllllllflllIIIIIIIlIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIllIIIllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllll 2 MIDLAND COUNTIES I PUBLIC SERVICE - CORPORATION qi I 1 0 0 i 3 for ' 3 LIGHTING COOKING HEATING POWER Santa Maria District V 5 Mr. Peterson-Who made the first nitride? ,Tack-Paul Revere.-Ex. S I I a We Carry a. Good Line of Tennis and Q Baseball Goods v f., xx N Come in and Look Over Our Sporting Goods I Y 1 erwliaxl 0 .-HARDWARE 3' .Shura Illnnul, CAL. f E E 2 IllIIIIIIIIIINIIIIIIIHIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIHI Illl IIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllll llllll Ili llllllllll ll I I llll llllll III Ill I IIIllIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIllIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIHIIIHI N ll IllIIIllIIIllIIllllllllllllmlllllllllllIIMIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I I a Q mm nmuumn + Burola 8: Litzenburg H, 'X' Watehmaker PAY CASH and Jeweler ' A Watch repaired by SAVE MONEY yn Corey is Always Righty Phone 83 Santa Maria IO8 N. Bdwy. Santa Maria No, Doc, bay windows are not made of water glass.--Ex. Phone 429 115-117 North Broadway Willys Knlght and Overland y AUTOMQBILES Ed. J. Canatsey Are you Hungary? Yes, Siam. X All right, l'll get Turkey. Don't forget to slip in some Greece-and say, would you please rlose that window? I feel a 'bit Clmilif'-Ex. John Todd U. S. GRILL snoouas WI-IIPS Sea Foods a Specialty HARNESS Fresh Oysters Always ROBES on Hand N BLANKETS -Phone 280 Q1 lmuunnm mn Q llllllllllllllllllllllll Chas. 4.1. Strangman Walter J. Strangman CHARLES J. STRANGMAN CG. ' fffufawes .Merger is N 'ah QA? N'f.1M,.i V Manufactured Sheet Metal Products Water, oil and honey tanksg irrigating pipe, corri- gated iron. Sheet metal work of quality with service that counts. Sheet metal contractors on the new Union High School. 137 Rose Street Los Angeles Phone 134-74 Drunk-Ha! l-la! Thass a funny un. A Jorwarcl-What's the joke, Caesar? Drunk---Tishn't your hat a-tall you're sitting on. S'mine.--Ex. Optometrist an Jeweler Specialists W t Eelgble. . ln the Art of Fitting Glasses a c elmmng Glasses That Satisfy Engmvmg sg.: Gifts That Last' 1 DR. L. E. VAUGHN The Post Oilioe is Oppo ite Our Store 'ls that a new girl of D0nalcl's? 'Ol1. no! That's just the olcl one painted over. -lfnc. PHELAN AND y D oNT1v1-:Ros Palace Barber Sho ALL UP-TO-DATE Men's Head-to-Foot EQUIPMENT Uuifittefs Five Chairs. Expert Exclusive Agents for Ed. V. Price 8 Co. WOYICIIICII Made to Measure Clothes Shoes Shined. Ladies Work 121 E. Main S ' ' anta Maria, Calif. a Specialty lllllllllllll E57 0 I Y E Q E l E E Illllllllllllllllllll Illl in Illllllll III I Il llllllllll Western Hardwood Lumber Co. , MANUFACTURERS WHOLESALERS Everything in Hardwoods Hardwood Lumber , Hardwood Veneers Hardwood Flooring 1 Sugar and V Philippine Mahogany White Cedar White Pine i Juana Costa and Spruce Main Office, Yards, Dry Kilns -and Flooring Factory 2014 East 15-th 'St., Los Angeles. P. O. Address, Box 202, Sta. C. Oak and Mahogany Saw and Ven-eer Mills, Zinc, Cal. C-Los An- geles I-Iarborj. :Home 10516: Main 1516 B. W. BYRNE, Secretary D. J. 'CAHIfLL, Pres. and Mgr. That boy has a studious look. ' Sure he has! That's on account of' the pupils in his eyes: --Ex. All Hardware 'in the Santa Maria Union High School will be furnished 'by Bennett-Montgomery Hardware Co. Builder's Hardware and Supplies Telephones Pico 2565-13983 323-27 ZS. San Pedro St. Mr. Peterson-Name four seasons. Ruth W.-Pepper, salt, vinegar and mustard.-Ex. 331555 235 RIFE! STORE Santa Maria, Calif. +lllllIllIlllllIlIIIlI ll Ill lllll IMI IIIIGIIIUMMNMIAHQMIIII ll Q llIIIII'IIIlIlIIIIIIIlll+ The Toggery We specialize on all lines Michel-Stern Clothing Duchess Trousers Berg Hats Crossett Shoes Money-Back Guarantee on every article sold W. A. HASLAM and Co., Inc. Proprietors A TOAST I'Iere's to the teachers, long may they live, Nearly as long as the lessons they give.-Ex. American Bakery We make a specialty of fancy cakes 1 Try Cur Bread M. F. PIRES Expert Shoe Repairing Santa Maria, Calif Vlxss Kriegel-Have you read Freckles ? 1lI-Well, you needn't bawl me out about it.-Ex. WERE -ra-us Poms wnb. PUT 'ru-me Acnou - A IN A PLUMBING' , ' SATIS- u 4-A mcnou b it PLUMBING' P EASES f I ml ... -. IIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I I IIIIIII III I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII lF you ask us, to do some plumbing or electrical work for you, you will hind a lot .of satisfaction in our action. You will discover that While We do our Work in a hurry We com- plete it in a. thoroughly work- in-anlike manner. And you will notice that our bill is as abbreviated as the time tre jofb actually -took us. ,Krelle Plumbing 8z Electric Company ,v I 1 H Shall I not take mfine ease in mine Inn? --Shakespeare: Henry IV A 'Homelike Where' at Inn S ' -Reason-able Uypkept ,Wm antaMar1a Inn Rates on Homespun I7 gl ji the lAJI.U.erl.Cal1 '1.'2--- Q..--sw -195-A-7 1111311 Neatness f f for P Comfortable the convenience Irilggeitlggfgtggl Ed 2Rooms of S t lid , C My , wnnHBath, , . an R arm. 91 011118 Steam eat and Wayfarem on Electricity, the FRANK J. McCOY, Await the 'Coast Highway -Owner and 'Manager Dlscerning Ones Edna-How do you spell graphic, with one f or two? Mr. Bowhay-lf you are going to use any you might as well use two L. C. Sharp Masterphone Talking Machines and Records Complete Home Outfitters 8z Son 'No order too large or to-o small in new and used furni- ttllre. Guaranteed Chemical Indoor Toilets L. C. Sharp 8: Son 209 'West Main .Street Flowers for All Occasions Santa Maria Nursery Company Cut Flowers, Pot Plants FLORAL DESIGNS Phone 18 Santa Maria, California Laurie, do try to be content with your lot. 'That's lt, auntie, you see it isn't a lot. The Sanitary Steam Laundry Santa Maria, California et!! agse All Articles Washed in Soft Water E. S. JOHNSON, Proprietor PHONE 60 + IIIIIXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIII III IIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIII I+ ALBERT A. DUDLEY Quality --- Service Ambulance Phone 33 W p . OUTGROWNA -From Answers, Lonclon. Husband-You promised to love, honor and -obey me. Wife-Yes, but I was at that silly age when a girl will promise anything to get a husband. Hopkins House The Massey Digging wells is about the only occupation where you cIon't have to begin at the bottom. DOAN E CONTRACTORS I, ,Q xr A 11' !: ' ll I 5 I Qi2g5fef7 ' ,. I yn I I ' ' l ffwf .. I 'K af lfg E 'ii uv I --'IiZlllI,. ...fi g tt gil -I gm 55551 'I 'f 3 I IIII M IIIIII I---M-f IIII I----' F ,. In nn Q-.fs ' , il Y, y -S 'XXI' A s ' tis.. six his W i L - ,M' S A SANTA MARIA, CALIFORNIA 4 IIIIIIIIII IIIIIIMIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIINNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIII 0 mmmumnunu n n nmn g C C-A. Mamo Motor Cars X ' 23,26-Z T-K , 1 All White Trucks used in the Santa-Maria High School Bus System were furnished by this company. L 5 55 SP5 i ? -s' 874 Monterey St. San Luis Obispo, Calif. Miss Pope-Poor child, why do you cry like that? ..arsen--Because it's the only way I know how. SANTA MARIA GARAGE Ford Agents F ordson Tractors THB U IVERSKTACAR Complete Line of Ford Accessories Shop Equipmentlwith Latest Type of Machinery A Reboring Cylinders-Rebabbiting Bearings BOWERS Sz STOKES Telephone 136 -. Illlllllllllllll I sa R. IL Ingamells Pete Bachino Central Garage 55 Xveldingco. Agents for Marvel Battery and Kant-Skore Piston Expert Auto Repairing By Ed. Shriner A Phone 23 113-115 West Chapel Street Santa Maria, Calif. ove-the only thing against which there is no insurance. STYLE OF THE GREAT CITIES BBOTTfS H SANTA MARIA A MILLINERY SANTA MARIA BANK BLDG. V STORE CALIF. M , ffm . 'NF' Afmxx 1 K c 1 C RG.-.14 0 llllll IllIllIlllIllIIIIllllIIIIIIlllIllllIlIllllllllllllllllllllll + . -rf 1' f .Q wg, 4. - 1 -1 ,M wx. A 4 ,gf 54. 'f X . V , ' 1 V 1 v. I Q . H.. ,- . , . 41 5 1 1 1 I X U .uu,.,:1 . , ' 1 ' , 4 ,, ., 4 15. ' . V .. .L L 4 1 I H -R 1 l ith- 4 ,V I .. 4 N. 'Z ' 4. , 1' 5 ,T 5 , 4 A J L '4 '. i Q 1 L X. Q- f .1 Q , ' 1 4 ., 1. .vA..f s '.',f 'H Mm,,vs'? 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