Santa Barbara High School - Olive and Gold Yearbook (Santa Barbara, CA)

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W. ,..,...,....1.....-,..,.J Elin 0Dur Bahhgv illnhertsnn, fur his wnnhertnl kinhness, his enhuring patienre, his getrtleness, ani! his far-rearh- ing help in preparing us tn meet the eueryhag prnhlems nf life, we, the memhers nf the :lass nt 1915, lnuinglg :mil thanktullg hehirate this, nur Seninr issue, the Glam- menrement Number nt the 0Dliue aah Gum. r si 5 3 g is .-, 1, -r mm I v.x I I III I I, IUIII ,I 'I I I I ' ' -I f-I .J f -, 'I ' TT -L U X' Q' . ,I ' fn' ' I I -J I4 I I 4 ' ' '--X Lf,-1 ,- -CI EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ,,.,..,,,. ..,.. M ARY GRAHAM BUSINESS MANAGER ..... .... I -IARRY HILLMAN ASSISTANT EDITOR---- ..-...A... LOIS MITCHELL ASSISTANT EDITOR ..... --- ASSISTANT MANAGER ......, -- ASSISTANT MANAGER ASSISTANT MANAGEREEEEI 11 , - --BERNICE SLOAN -CHESTER CRITTENDEN - - - - EMMANLIEL SOLARI - - - -- BERTRAM BARNES COLLEGE EDITOR ........ ...,.. J OSEPHINE MORGAN SENIOR EDITOR ..,,,,,. ,,,, D OROTHY WILLIAMS JUNIOR EDITOR--- , ,,,,, ,,,, D OROTHY OSBORNE SOPHOMORE EDITOR- - FRESHMAN EDITOR - - - - SOCIAL EDITOR ,,,,,,., SCHOOL CALENDAR- - - DEBATING EDITOR . - - - QUORLIM EDITOR-- . -----.- -- BOYS' ATHLETIC EDITOR ---- GIRLS' ATHLETIC EDITOR ---- EXCHANGE EDITOR .------- - - - ------ - ----. GRATIA MORE -FRANCES ELLSWORTH ---LOUISE HENDERSON --BALDWIN QIIINTERO ----- ------MASON LE BARON - - - - - -DOROTHY DIEHL - - -. FALINT STEBBINS - - - - . HELEN BAILARD - - - - WINONA HIGGINS JOSH EDITOR ----------------- ---------- R OBERT ORD ASSISTANT JOSH EDITOR .--------..---... MAX JANNEY ASSISTANT JOSH EDITOR. ------ -BALDWIN QLIINTERO ALUMNI EDITOR ------- ., ----- ---------- . ALICE BARNES HERALD WEIDMAN ARTISTS --------- -. HARLAN BROOKS LUCIE TORNOE CARROLL SMITH MATIE BOYL TYPISTS CHARLOTTE AYSCOUGH I GERTRLIDE HARDCASTLE MILDRED WILSON WALTER JOHNSON L CRITIC ----- ----.-- - -MRS. JANE C. BYRD TO YOU, O LOYAL FRIENDS. This book goes forth to you, our loyal friends, To carry thence our greeting and our cheer. Reflected in its pages here you see Our daily walks and ancient neighborhood. To you, O, grave Alumnus, may it bring The backward look, and gentle mem'ries dear. To us it forward points the mystic way, Along the veiled vista of the years. Commencement Day! We linger, loath to go, Our heart-strings bound to each accustomed place. For four short years we've wrought, and played, and sung Within these classic halls, we here have learned High rubiayat of life from mentors Wise, Here friendships forged that never will us fail. Now go we forth, as you, our loyal friends, To battle for the right against the Wrong. True to our teaching, we will highest aim And plant our standards in the foremost van. O, Alma Mater, guide our footsteps sure, Thy lessons go with us thro' all the years! With thy long, levell'd rule of streaming light Thou shalt be our star of Arcadyf' -Ruth Culver, '15 ' L V Sv 1 I L 5 . 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Make your class, your paper, and yourselves reflect nothing but highest, and may the coming staff of the Olive and Gold feel behind it the same hearty co-operation of the students of the school, and the same friendly interest of the citizens of Santa Barbara, that we have felt in the year now drawing to a closel Good luck to you, 1916! A RECORD YEAR. The Senior class of this year has already enrolled sixty-one students. The total attendance for the year will pass the five hundred mark. This is a record year in numbers, at least. THE SCHOOL CALENDAR. Before the close of last year, the Faculty Committee worked out a schedule of events for the coming year, making the fixed dates, such as the Thanksgiving game and the Senior play, centers about which to group the movable feasts. All went well until the first date was broken, then began shifts and the whole system was deranged, event piling up on event until, at the end of the year, the congestion was deplorable-witness the jam of the Senior Play, Track Meet, Barbecue, May Festival. Let us profit by this experience and work off our events next year as slated. One thing is certain: we must have our student-body-money-making event in the fall and leave the spring open for the Track Meet and the Senior Play. The psychology of this is evident, in the fall, we return to school with money to burn , in the spring, we have nothing but the holes in our pockets to attest that the money has been burned. A May Queen Contest is the kind of lucky accident that can never happen again. T THE NEW SYSTEM. A new system of checking tardiness has been inaugurated. The entire attendance of school is taken every period during the day, and the absences 12 OLIVE AND GOLD and tardinesses are immediately reported to the homes by student-committees. As a result, the attendance has been improved and the number of delinquent students has steadily decreased. THE NEW GYMNASIUM. In spite of financial handicaps, the Board of Education has been, during the last year, particularly generous in supplying the needs of the high school. Notably among these is the new gymnasium. We have now one of the finest open-air gymnasiums on the coast. Built on the site of the old basketball court, the building is now complete, with its hardwood floor measuring one hundred and six feet in length and thirty-one feet in width, its dressing rooms, its twelve showers, and its two large rest-rooms. With this splendid equip- ment, the gymnasium teachers are now able to give real physical training. By this addition, moreover, the school has at last gained a much-needed place in which to hold the social activities of the student-body. STUDENT NEEDS. As each year the student-body grows larger and larger, the student needs grow in proportion. One of the most difficult tasks now confronting the council is the problem of caring for the automobiles, motorcycles and bicycles of the students. Heretofore, they have been kept along the east and north sides of the high school building, but these spaces have become overcrowded and, as a result, the parking around the building has greatly suffered. The luncheon problem also calls for solution. We have no cafeteria, and, as two-thirds of our students come from a distance, many order luncheons from the down town stores. These brought to the schools by the different delivery wagons at all hours of the forenoon, interfere with the work of the secretary who must needs stop what she is doing to dispose of them. Valu- able time is lost in this way, and many luncheons never reach their owners, as there is no definite place to store them. Perhaps the most urgent of all student-body needs is an office, with a desk and a filing-case of its own. We respectfully submit these problems to the school-board, realizing fully that there are other and perhaps graver needs, but hoping, however, for a solu- tion of the above. IMPROVEMENTS. Now that De la Vina street is paved, we wonder how we ever stood the inconvenience of it otherwise. No noise of heavy traffic, a pleasing approach to our building-we certainly thank the city for this improvement. MISS DOROTHY DAVIS. The position in English made vacant through leave of absence granted to Miss Grace R. Southwick has been very ably filled by Miss Dorothy Davis. Miss Davis was, for one semester, instructor in English in the University of Southern California. This is her first high school position, yet there is no amateurishness in her work which is, in all essentials, professional. OLIVE AND GOLD 13 Miss Davis is a graduate of the public schools of Baltimore, Maryland, and of Goucher College. For excellency of work in Goucher College, she was awarded the Goucher Fellowship in Johns Hopkins University. After a year of post-graduate work in the latter institution, she came to the University of Southern California, in which she qualified for the California High School Teachers' certificate. MISS DIMMICK TAKES LEAVE OF ABSENCE. Upon her request, the Board of Education granted a year's leave of absence to Miss Helen Dimmick, head of the Latin Department, to attend the University of California. Miss Dimmick graduated from the University of California in IQIO. Im- mediately following her graduation, she spent a year in post-graduate work 'to qualify for the teacher's certificateg upon obtaining this, she came to the Latin Department of the Santa Barbara High School. Throughout her four years she has proved highly capable and efficient, both as class and roll-call teacher. Her quiet earnestness, and kindliness of spirit have made her a power in the school, and won for her a host of friends among students, faculty, and parents. We regret to lose her even for a year. Miss Dimmick will complete her work for the master's degree in Latin, her minors will be English literature and advanced French. THE NEW LATIN TEACHER. Miss Jessie Deuel, a graduate of the University of California, Class 1907, formerly head of the Latin Department in Fresno High School, and at present in the Santa Clara public schools, has been appointed to the position made vacant by the leave of absence granted to Miss Dimmick. Miss Deuel was selected from a number of candidates because of special fitness, scholarship, and proved efficiency. USE OF THE HIGH SCHOOL PLANT. Throughout the United States there is persistent effort to put high school plants to wider usefulness than that of -.nere day instruction. The California Legislature and the legislatures of a number of the other states have enacted laws making it mandatory upon school boards to open, heat, and light public school buildings for civic and educational evening meetings. The only meet- ings proscribed are those of a partisan political and of sectarian religious nature. It may interest our readers to know the full schedule of evening meetings held in the Santa Barbara High School buildings. On Monday evenings the auditorium is used by the Political Study Club. On Thursday evenings the Socialist Club meets in the history room on the second floor of the main building. On Monday and Wednesday evenings the mechanical drawing- room and the domestic science kitchen of the Blake building are used for the Evening Continuation School. On Tuesday and Thursday evenings eight rooms in the main building are used for Evening Continuation instruction. 14 OLIVE AND GOLD Santa Barbara has good reason to congratulate herself on the progress made during the present year in extending the use of her public school property. AGRICULTURE. The Agricultural Department of our high school has been steadily grow- ing, and, if appearances are not deceptive, Santa Barbara will soon be well- stocked with scientific farmers. A three-year lease has been secured on two blocks of land on Islay street, between San Pasqual and San Andreas. This plot is now being energetically tilled by our farmers. It is a credit not only to our high school but likewise to our city. Here's luck to you, farmers! JUNIOR COLLEGE ORGANIZATION. Among the Junior colleges of the state established by the University of California, the Santa Barbara Junior College ranks first in high standard of instruction and also in scholarship. The college has its own student-body, faculty-council, and dean. Mr. Turner has bee-n appointed to this latter posi- tion by Principal Hollingshead through the authority of the Superintendent. Mr. Turner was chosen for this place because of especial fitness, and his intimate knowledge of the details of the course of study and of the procedure of the State University. This year the student-body of the Junior College had a membership of twenty-two regular students. Many Seniors and juniors are looking forward to two years of college work here, eager .to take advantage of the diverse courses of study now offered. The new courses in Mechanical Drawing and Physics enable the student intending to enter any college to make his first, and, in some cases, his second year of work here, at a greatly reduced expenditure of money. Already thirty-nine are enrolled for next year. W are proud of our Junior College! GENEROUS MUSICIANS. Greater demands are made by the public upon the musician than upon any other kind of artist to stand and deliver his art. At least, so it would appear in our high school community. Our busy principal has found time to meet with the Glee Club weekly, and to give to them out of the richness of his musical knowledge. Those who have availed themselves of this opportunity have felt it a rare privilege. Miss Overman has assisted in this work, and has also conducted the choral work in the assembly. Under her inspiration, many new school songs have been written and adopted by the student-body. In this matter of school songs and singing, Mr. Baldwin Quintero likewise deserves much praise. The orchestra, too, has given generously of its music, both as a whole and as individuals. Mr. Armstrong and his players have been on hand at plays, debates, rallies, dances, assemblies, and May Festivals. Jules Moullet and Arthur Hillman, Philip Deuel and Robert Foxen, have never failed to respond to the call of the student-body. HONOR TO WHOM HONOR IS DUE. OLIVE AND GOLD 15 THE FORGE. During the past term the new school paper, The Forge, has rapidly taken a prominent place among the high school papers of the state. It has become the official organ of the student-body, promoting a spirit of enthusi- asm hitherto unaroused in that organization. It has filled a long-felt need, picturing clearly and faithfully the passing school life, and enabling those interested in the high school to keep in close touch with it. When the venture was started, many wise ones predicted failure, but under the efficient and enthusiastic editorship of Henry O'Leary, and the careful supervision of Mr. Westergaard, The Forge has become a publica- tion of which we are all proud, and it has grown from a bi-weekly to a weekly. Under the businesslike management of Harold Brooks and the technical direction of Mr. Soules, it has fast lost its arnateurish appearance. With its new title-cut, its improvement in placing, spacing, division, and its well worded and well set up headings, it is certainly an attractive paper. With the privilege of the elder publication, however, and with a keen jealously for the honor of our school and a firm loyalty to her traditions, We would suggest a little more judicious praise to individuals and to organi- zations that work unselfishly for the interest of the high school as a whole. To The Forge , the Olive and Gold tenders 'heartiest congratu- lations! True to your name, may you mould public opinion, and may that which is wrought be ever of the best! THE LIBRARY ASSOCIATION. We point with just pride to the Library Association as the one absolutely successful venture of the Santa Barbara High School in student control. But it is with regret we announce that student management of the library will, of necessity, have to be abandoned. The library has grown to such proportions that the need of a technically trained librarian is now imperative. It now contains 5000 volumes, the care and distribution of which has become a burden that cannot longer be borne by volunteers among the students and teachers. - Since 1905 the library has been managed by a Library Association, con- sisting of students chosen for their fitness, and of the teachers of the English and Latin departments. These are organized into President, Secretary- Treasurer, Faculty Supervisor in general, Cataloguer, Accessionist, Desk Librarians, Stack Librarians, and Custodian. The technical work is taught by the cataloguer and accessionistg the discipline is looked after by the Super- visor, President and the desk-librarians. The general staff is to be congratulated upon the excellent management of the year's work. Miss Higgins has made a most efficient and resourceful president, Miss Miller, a most competent secretary. Among the librarians, Miss R. Mason has proved herself most capable in every line 3 Miss Schauer has become the star disciplinariang Miss Herd has shown fine executive ability, and Miss Haines, Miss Paulin, Miss Boyl, and Miss Burke are good library timber. Since Faunt Stebbins has taken over the care of the library, its appearance is much improved. 16 OLIVE AND GOLD During the year, Miss Dimmick has painstakingly reaccessioned the entire library, and under her direction the card-catalogue has been brought up to date. Miss Ellison has catalogued 299 new books and her corps has got them ready for the shelves, she has, likewise, rearranged all the books, making them more accessible to the uninitiated. The student-body and the Board of Education are much indebted to these teachers for this highly specialized service. Mrs. Byrd has been the silent force behind. LOAN SCHOLARSHIP FUND. With the institution of a Senior play in 1904, the idea of a Scholarship Fund sprang into being. For years students unable to put themselves through college have been privileged to borrow from this fund, in sums of 3250, with- out interestj This year the production of You Never Can Tell netted 3600, which is S100 more than the receipts of any preceding play. The fund now amounts to almost 34000. The withdrawal of the Strong Scholarship, now held by Miss Ruth Compton-S200 a year for four years---is a great loss to the school, and it puts a still greater burden upon this Loan Scholarship Fund. There are at present more applications received than can possibly be filled by the money on hand. The class of 1915 is proud of its quota to the fund and it hopes that coming classes will hold to the S600 mark. The Olive and Gold, in the name of the Senior Class, takes this oppor- tunity to thank Charles Wood for his excellent management of the play. His books show economy, forethought, and business efficiency. TO THE PUBLIC. For their generous patronage, their kindly attitude, their loans, and their co-operative assistance in making You Never Can Tell an artistic success, the Senior Class wishes to thank: Miss Overman, Miss Christal, Miss Chase, Miss Hunt, Mr. Armstrong, Mr. Whittaker, and Mr. Soules of the high school, Dr. C. C. Park and Mrs. F. Randall of Montecitog Miss Ednah Rich, Mrs. Charles Anderson, Herbert Orrissg Miss Hope Weston Miss Martha Graham, Mrs. G. G. Graham, Miss Dorothy Diehl, Miss Eliza- beth Pender, Miss Pansy Martin, August Mutter, Dr. Sutton, the Neighbor- hood House, Pierce Brothers, Cronise Brothers, The White House, the Class of 1910, and the High School Orchestra. THANKS TO DR. PARK. The Olive and Gold , as the organ of the Senior class, wishes to express its appreciation of Dr. C. C. Park, for his generous check of 350, which swelled their donation to the Scholarship Fund. We are, indeed, encouraged to go on with this work when we meet with this ,kind of co-operation from our citizens. Dr. Park's gift is the third such that has come from our townspeople since the establishment of the fund in 1904. The main bulk of the fund has been raised by the efforts of the students themselves. We thank you, our good friend! OLIVE AND GOLD 17 POSTER SALE. The week following the Senior play, the sale of the play posters took place in the Assembly Hall. Champ Clarke showed another side of his versatile nature, proving himself as extraordinary a financier as a waiter. Never before has such excitement and rivalry between classes prevailed, the single posters running up to 35.00, 36.00 and 37.00. The highest price- 57.15-WHS paid by the Freshman class for Charles Coiner's poster. However amazing it may seem, the pictures of the cast sold easily, the junior class paying 31.06 for theirs. The sale brought the management 325. MAY QUEEN CONTEST. This year saw the inauguration of a May Festival for the public schools of Santa Barbara and a May Queen to be chosen from the high school. As the student-body was in need of funds to carry on Field Day and as the May Day Festival had materially interfered with their plans for a barbecue to be given at that time, it was suggested that the contest be made a money-making scheme with votes at one cent per. The whole scheme was placed under the management of Harold Clarke. The last week of April was devoted to the election of this Queen 0' the May, Each class nominated one candidate for the contest. The names of these candidates were placed before the student-body. Begun as a joke, the election soon assumed astonishing aspects unthought of by teachers or students. Good- natured rivalry ran high and the four contesting classes poured their pennies into the treasury to the sum of 3158. Miss Lucie Tornoe, senior candidate, was elected by a vote of over four thousand. No more fitting Queen could have been chosen. All differences were soon forgotten in homage to our gentle Queen Lucie. ALOHA OE! Commencement! The Freshman looks forward to graduation as the wonder-goal to be reached after four years of hard study. We of 1915 are at that goal. As we stand in the open doorway, a feeling of regret and sadness comes over us. We turn back over those four years- the shortest, the happiest, the hardest, and dearest days of our life! We are about to begin that fuller, greater, longer life that lies just over the threshold. All through our high school life-in athletics, that has made us physically able to compete with the hardships that will confront us, in the Senior play, that has broadened and deepened our human sympathies, in our student-affairs, that have taught us self-controlg in our class activities and in our personal associations that have shown us the value of strong, good fellow- ship-we have been working toward the goal of unselfishness and helpfulness to others. Through the unceasing love and wise guidance of Daddy, of Mrs. Byrd, and of our principal, each of us individually has come to recognize the things that make for eternity and not for the moment. To these, and all that have helped us in this dear old High, we regretfully say- Farewel1 ! OLIVE AND GOLD Gbnr 5fHl'Irs- 'Qgrh :G Ulu that fuise anir iunnherfal Enuman fnhn anherstanhs--the irue, the faithful, the unselfish rnunsellnr nf ihe four shurf, happg gears nf High Srhnnl life, fnhn nut nf the beep snr- rnfn nf her uhm heart has gihen in us a truer frierthship, a higher iheal aah a greater gnal. OLIVE AND GOLD MRS. BYRD. Vice-Principal. Head of English Department. English, Junior College. MR. HOLLINGSHEAD Principal. Psychology. 20 MISS CHASE Home Economics. MISS DAVIS. English. OLIVE AND GOLD MR. ARMSTRONG. Business and Commerce. MISS CI-IRISTAL. Physical Education. Mathematics. MISS DIMMICK. Head of Latin Department MISS ELLISON. English. History. MR. I-IARLACHER. Manual Training. OLIVE AND GOLD MRS. EDWARDS. English. MR. FORD. Science. Junior College. MISS HUNT. Head of Art Department 22 OLIVE AND GOLD MISS OVERMAN. Business and Commerce. MISS RAMELLI. German. Spanish. MISS LERMOND. Secretary to Principal. MR. PATZ WALD. Head of Modern Language Department. Modern Language, Junior College MR. SMITH. Science. Science, Junior College. N OLIVE AND GOLD 23 MR. TURNER. Head of Mathematics Department. Dean of Junior College. MR. WHITTAICER. Head of Manual Training Department. MR. SOULES. Manual Training. DIR. VVESTERG AARD. Head of History Department History, Junior College. DIR. WVILLOUGHBY. Agriculture. Physical Education. 24 OLIVE AND GOLD NINETEEN-FIFTEEN. ITH a pang of regret, we realize that we are about to leave our high school. As the four years were passing, they ' W if seemed as ages, but now, ah now, they are almost gone- , 1' gone in reality, but never in thought. It takes more than if! lkfi- mere leave taking to pluck from the memory the sweet thoughts that cluster about our high school days. e We have tried to live up to our motto: Facta non Verba. Our personal lives show the results of the wise guidance given us, and the lofty ideals set before us. We have won honors in athletics, oratory and dramatics 5 and our debaters are among the best. Our attitude toward our school has ever been one of doing, not of mere talk. We, as Seniors, have done our utmost to uphold the honor of our school. Our class is the largest in the history of the high school-sixty-one. We have been active in all things for the betterment of the school. We have borne the brunt of student-body affairs, and have swelled the scholarship fund by adding six hundred dollars. VVe are most thankful to the teachers, who have helped us thus to achieve our motto. This last term has been the first mile-post of our grown-up lives, including the two important events of our school life-the Senior Play and Commence- ment. In these latter days, we have been closely drawn together, as our interests centered on a common purpose, or our thoughts went forth to the same coveted goal--graduation. Thus have we learned to know each other well and to set aside all personal differences. And now, as we leave, we trust that we will not be quite forgotten. Wherever we go or whatever we do, we shall never forget the friends we made and the good times we have had in Santa Barbara High. 1 O K O SENIOR WEEK PROGRAM. Sunday, june 20: 3:00 p. m.-Baccalaureate Sermon. Rev. G. H. Greenfield. High School Auditorium. Tuesday, June 22. A 8:00 p. m.-Annual Meeting of the Alumni Association, and initiation of the Class of 1915. High School Auditorium. Wednesday, june 23: 2:00 p. m.-Junior-Senior Reception and Junior Farce. Recreation Center. Thursday, June 24: 7:30 p. m.-Alumni Banquet. 10:30 p. m.-Alumni Ball. Potter Hotel. Friday, June 25: 8:00 p. m.-Commencement Exercises. Address: Dr. Robert M. Yerkes, Harvard University. Potter Theater. Saturday, June 26: 8:00 p. m.-Senior-Alumni Sports-Frolic. High School Gymnasium. OLIVE AND GOLD BACCALAUREATE SUNDAY. Senior Vesper Service Sunday Afternoon, 3 o'clock, J une 20th HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM George H. Greenfield, S. D. T., Ofliciating Prelude: Adagio ..................... .. Haydn Mary Schauer. Anthem: Unfold Ye Portals ...... Gounod School Choir. Prayer. Hymn: Twenty-third Psalm ............. Mendelssohn Sermon: The Unattained .... Rev. George H. Greenfield Song: Onward Christian Soldiers ............. Sullivan Choir and Audience. I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills whence cometh my help. -Psalms 121 :1. T hirty-Eighth Annual Commencement Santa Barbara High School Friday Evening, june 25, 1915 Potter Theatrer: : : : Eight O'clock Program. Invocation ...................... Rev. Warren D. More Song of the Summer Winds ....... John Hyatt Brewer Chorus of Music Study Club. Mrs. Helen M. Barnett, Leader. Address ................... Education and Opportunity Dr. Robert M. Yerkes, Harvard University. Qaj Indian Serenade ............... Lorena Beresford fbj A Bowl of Roses ........ Robert Coningsby Clark Chorus of Music Study Club. Presentation of the Class of 1915 ........... Principal C. A. Hollingshead. Presentation of Diplomas ....................... Mrs. Anna Conant, President Board of Education. Come Thou Almighty King .................. Pleyel The audience standing. Zliartn mm uerhaf' 26 OLIVE AND GOLD MARY ANDERSON. Santa Barbara. New from Gamble School, Santa Bar- bara, Calif. BERTRAM BARNES. Santa Rosa, Calif. Quorum 113, 123, 133. 1433 Sec'y'TI'9HS- Library Assc. 1333 Junior Farce 133: O. 84 G. Staff 1333 You Never Can Tell 1433 Quorum President 1433 As- sistant Mgr. O. S.: G. 1433 Treasurer Rifle Club 143. HAROLD BROOKS. Santa Barbara, Calif. Quorum 123, 133, 1433 Mgr. Quorum Farce 133: Junior Farce 1333 Mgr. of The Forge 1433 Library Assc. 1433 Treas. Quorum 141333 Treas. of Class 14B3. CHARLOTTE AYSCOUGH. San Francisco, Calif. O. 8: G. Staff 1433 Official Typist 143 Senate 1433 You Never Can Tell 143. EDGAR BITHER. Santa Barbara, Calif. Senate 113, 123, 133, 1433 Boys' Atheltic Manager 1433 O.8LG. Staff 141333 Council 143. MARJORIE BROOKS. Philadelphia, Pa. Official Printer 123, 133, 1433 Exposi- tion Exhibit 1433 1915 Exhibit 1433 You Never Can Tell 143. Library Assc. 1333 Office Assistant 1433 OLIVE AND GOLD 27 HAROLD CADVVELL. Carpinteria, Calif. Football 141, Senior Tennis Capt. 141, Track 141. LEAVITT CADWELL. Carpinteria, Calif. HAROLD CLARKE. Santa Barbara, Calif. Track Team. 111, 121,131, 1413 Quorum 111, 121, 131, 1413 Track Captain 1215 All-round Track Cup 121, 131, 1413 Football Team 121, 131, 1417 Class Baseball Capt. 1315 Junior Farce 1319 Athletic Mgr. 131: Council 1313 Libra- ry Assc. 131, 141, Grounds Comm. 131, 1415 Baseball Team 131, 1413 William in You Never Can Tell 1413 Mgr. of Quorum Farce 141, Mgr. of May Queen Contest 1413 Senior Poster Auctioneer 141. Chairman Boys' Grounds Committee 131, Football 1313 Student-body Presf HL25lr?gc?3JMg:13-N' ldent 141, Quorum 141. ' ' ELIZABETH CAMPBELL. Goleta., Calif. EARL CONRAD. Santa Barbara, Calif. Baseball Team 121, 131, 141: Quorum 121, 131, 1413 Class Baseball Capt. 121, 141: Class Council Representative 131: Junior Farce 1313 Football Team 141: Forge Staff 1413 You Never Can Tel1 1413 Library Association 141. 28 OLIVE AND GOLD CHESTER CRITTENDEN. San Francisco, Calif. Quorum 113, 123, 133, 143: Quorum Treas. 123, 1333 Tennis 123, 133, 143: Sec'y Treas. Junior Class 1333 Vice- Pres. Quorum 1333 Sec'y Student- body 143, McComas in You Never can Tell 143. RUTH CULVER. Goleta, Calif. Basket Ball Team 123. 133, 1433 Class Basket Ball Capt. 1333 Glee Club 1333 O. 8a G. Staff 133, 1435 Class Poet 141 You Never Can Tell 143. KARL DAY. Springfield, Mass. Baseball 113, 1233 Senate 113, 123, 133, 1433 Football 123, 133: Senate Play 1333 You Never Can Tell 143. HENRY EWALD. Borneo, Texas. Basket Ball 113, 123, 133, 143: Quorum Farce 113, 123: Quorum 113, 123, 133: Basket Ball Capt. 123 5 Class Secretary 1235 Football 123: Grounds Commit- tee 123, 1332 Quorum Treasurer 133: Yell-Leader 1333 Junior Farce 133: Leader of Junior Songs 1335 Tennis 133. 143 ball 143. MYRA FAIRCI-IILD. Delevan, N. Y. New from Guthrie, Oklahoma: G. 1435 You Never Can Tell JOSEPH FRAGA. Santa Margarita, Calif. Typist O. 8z G. 133. 5 Forge Staff 1435 Base- O. 85 143- OLIVE AND GOLD 29 THOMAS GINN. Canton, China. Tennis 113, 123, 133, 143: Senior Play Posters 113, 123, 133, 1435 Junior Song 133: Tennis Champion 133: O. 8: G. Staff 143, Official Class Photo- grapher 143. MARY GRAHAM. Pittsburg, Pa. Basket Ball 113, 1235 Tennis 113, 123, 133:QU0f11m 113, 123, 133, 143: Presi- dent 12B39 Council 133, Junior Farce 133: Quorum President 1433 Editor- in-Chief O. 8: G. 143, Gloria in You Never Can Tell 143. GEORGE GRAHAM. Blairsville, Pa. New from Blairsville, Pa., 133: Baseball 133, 143: Basket Ball 143: Quorum 1433 Bohun in You Never Can Tell 143. GERTRUDE HARDCASTLE. Santa, Barbara, Calif. Basket Ball Capt. 113, Basket Ball Team 113. 123, 133, 143: Tennis 113. 123,133, 143 Quorum 113, 123, 133, 143: Junior Farce 133: Tennis Capt. 133: Official Printer 143, UO. 8: G. Staff 143, Bas- ketball Capt. 1439 Second in Lloyd Cup 143: You Never Can Tell 143. LOUISE HENDERSON. Milford, Ill. Quorum 123, 133, 1435 Quorum Sec'y 1331 Basket Ball 1333 Pianist Junior Songs and Farce 1339 Quorum Play 1435 Library Assc. 143: O. Kr G. Staff 143 Maid in You Never Can Tell 143. FRANK I-IENDRY. Santa Barbara, Calif. Track 113, 123, 133, 143, Baseball 133 143, Track Captain 143. 30 OLIVE AND GOLD IYIELVILLE HESTER. Santa Barbara, Calif. Tennis 115, 125, 135. 145: Quorum 125. 135, 1453 Junior Farce 1355 Debate 1451 Library Assc. 1453 Grounds Com- mittee 145, You Never Can Tell 145. ANNA HICKS. Soho, N. J. Senate 115, 125, 135, 1453 You Never Can Tell 145. HARRY HILLMAN. Napa, Calif. Quorum 115, 125, 135, 1453 Football 135, 1455 Senior Basket Ball Capt. 1453 Mgr. O. 8a G. 1455 You Never Can Tell 145. WINONA HIGGINS. Santa Barbara, Calif. O. 8: G. Staff 125, 1455 Junior Farce 1353 Senate Play 1353 Junior Songs 135: Council 1453 Vice-President Student-body 1453 President Library Assc. 145: Mrs. Clandon in You Never Can Tell 1453 Mgr. Employ- ment Bureau 145: Winner Lloyd Cup 145. ELSIE HILL. Norwood, Mass. New from New York Normal School 145. ALAN HOWARD. Santa Barbara, Calif. Football 125, 135, 145: C. of C. Rep- resentative 135: Quorum 135, 1453 Track 135, 145: Grounds Committee 135, 145,g Council Representative 1451 Asst. Mgr. O. 81: G. 145: Capt. 0. 8: G. Sales Team 1453 You Never Can Tell 145. OLIVE AND CHESTER JENKINS. Montecito, Calif. Senate 135, 1455 Baseball 135, 145. WALTER JOHNSON. Santa Barbara, Calif. Senate 115, 125, 135, 145, O. 8: G. 145- Staff wr MASON LE BARON. San Bernardino, Calit. O. 85 G. Staff 1157 Senate Play 125: Senate 125, 135, 1455 Vice-Pres. Class 135: Interclass Debate 135: Joint Author Junior Farce 135: Junior Farce 135: Pres. of Senate 145: C, of C. Rrepresentatlve 145: Student Council 145: Winner of Barry Cup 1451 Pres. Senior Class 14A5g Tennis 145: Senate Pres. 14A53 O. 8: G. Staff 1453 Crampton in You Never Can Tell 145. GOLD 31 WALTER LEWIS. Indianapolis, Ind. New from St. John's Military Academy, Delafield, Wis. 1453 Basket Ball 1453 Baseball 14A5g You Never Can Tell 145. BRUCE LOCKARD. Football 115, 125, 135, 1453 Track 115, 125, 135, 1453 Senate Play 1353 Class Pres. 13A5g You Never Can Tell 145. EDGAR LYMAN. Pomona, Calif. 32 OLIVE AND GOLD CHARLES MILLER. Walnut, Ill. New from Walnut High School 1353 Senate 1453 Senate Play 1453 Circu- lating Mgr. of Forge 1453 Llyod Cup Debate 1453 Tennis 1453 Com. on Senior Play 1453 You Never Can Tell 145. LOIS MITCHELL. Santa Barbara, Calif. Senate 125, 135, 1453 Tennis 125, 135, 1453 Senate Farce 135, 1453 Junior Pres. 13B53 Joint Ed. Junior Farce 1353 Junior Farce 135: Vice-Pres. Junior Class 1353 Basket Ball 1453 O. 8: G. Staff 1453 Council 1453 Library Assc. 145. 3 , MYRA MOXCEY. Bluff Point, N. Y. Senate 145. I-IENRIETTA NAFTEL. Crowley, La. New from Crowley 1453 Senior Vice- Pres. 1453 Play Com. 1453 Quorum 1453 You Never Can Tell 145. HENRY 0'LEARY. Los Angeles, Calif. New from St, Vincent College, Los An- geles 1353 Library Assc. 1353 Senate 13,,145QS6Il3.t6 Play 135, 1453 Grounds Com, 135, 1453 Senior Vice-Pres. 14B53 Mgr. Senate Play 1453 Senate Vice Pres. 1453 Ed. of The Forge 145. ROBERT ORD. Los Angeles, Calif. Senate 125, 135, 1453 Treasurer Class 1353 Treasurer Class 1453 Sec'y-Treas. Senate 1453 Journal Clerk Senate 1453 O, 8: G. Staff 1453 You Never Can Tell 145. OLIVE AND GOLD 33 ROY OSBORNE. Monroe, Utah. Quorum 113, 123, 133, 1435 Tennis 113, 123: Orchestra 113, 123, 1333 Basket Ball 123. 133. 143: Debating 123, 133: Glee Club 1433 You Never Can Tell 143- PHYLLIS PERILLAT. Philadelphia, Pa. New from Pacific Union College 133: Swimming 133, 1435 Quorum 133, 143: Eng. Asst. 1435 Office Asst. 14B3g You Never Can Tell 143. CHARLES PIERCE. Santa Barbara, Calif. Freshman Football 1133 Freshman Track 1135 Football 123, 133, 143: Track 123, 1333 Mgr. Soph. Dance 1235 Property Man of Senior Play 143. THAD PILAT. Assinging, N. Y. Tennis 133, 1433 Baseball 1435 Office Asst. 1433 Quorum 1435 You Never Can Tell 143. MARGARET PUTNAM. Santa Barbara, Calif. Senate 113. 123, 133, 143: Tennis 113, 123. 133, 1432 Basket Ball 113, 1439 Swimming 133, 1433 Library Assc. 143, Lost and Found 1433 Senior Tennis Capt. 143: Swimming Capt. 1433 You Never Can Tell 143. BALDWIN QUINTERO. Santa Barbara, Calif. Orchestra 1133 Class Tennis 113, 143: Council Rep. 123, Junior Farce 133: Class Track 1433 Track 1435 O. Kr G. Staff 1435 Yell Leader 1433 Val- entine in You Never Can Tell 143. 34 OLIVE AND GOLD BERNICE SLOAN. STANLEY SHEPARD. , Carpinteria, Calif. N f Malaga, Callf. v , , ew rom Oxnard High School 1333 Senate 123, 'lenms 123, 133. Library Asst. OU: HO. 85 Gy, Staff My LUCIE TORNOE. Santa Barbara., Calif. Glee Club 1133 Senate 113, 123, 1335 '1O. K1 G. Staff 143, Library Assc. 1433 May Queen 143. 1RMAtSTAItR,a FAUNT STEBBINS. Pudlllg On'M1c ' , Santa Barbara, Calif. Senate 1233 EDU355 f132',,FT'1ni0fQ Baseball 113, 123, 133, 143, Tennis 113, Eff? 4173 Gee U 5 Rf gl Ollie, 123, 133, 1433 Basket Bal1123,133,1433 a f 5' Om- OH emor av Q 7- Track 1333 Library Assc. 1433 Track Meet Official 1435 O. 8: G. Staff 1433 You Never Can Tell 143. You Never Can Tell 143. W. CARROLL SMITH. Frankfort, Mich. Tennis 1133 Track 113, 1235 Football DOROTHY TINKER. 113, 133: Senate 123, 133, 143: O. 8a Goleta, Calif- G. Staff 133, 1433 Pres. Senior Gun Quorum 113, 123, 133, 1435 Vice-Pres. Club 1431 Stage Manager Senate Play Soph. Class 1233 Glee Club 133, 1431 143: Baseball 1435 You Never Can Grounds Com. 1435 You Never Can Tell 143. Tell 143. OLIVE AND GOLD 35 EMMANUEIA SOLARI. Montecito, Calif. Football 6233 Tennis 623, 633, 6433 Sen- ate 623, 633, 6433 Junior Songs 6333 Junior Farce 6333 Mgr. Senate Farce 6333 Senate Farce 633, 6433 Asst. Mgr. O. 62 G. 6433 Librarian 6433 Student- body Treas. 6433 Com. on Senior Play 6433 You Never Can Tell 643. 3, unlor Farce 633, Seal 6333 Second Winner Forge 6433 Drawing Asst. San Francisco Exhibit 6433 First Poster 6433 O. KL G. Staff 6433 in You Never Can Tell 643. LEONA WESCOTT. Dunlap. Iowa. Basket Ball 613, 6233 Basket Ball Capt. 6233 Senate 623, 633, 6433 Sec'y-Treas. Senate 6433 Senate Farce 6433 You Never Can Te11 643. DOROTHY WII.I,IAMS. Santa Barbara, Calif. Quorum 613, 623, 633, 6433 Basket Rall 6333 Quorum Farce 6333 Junior Farce 6333 Junior Songs 6333 Senior Pres. 641233 Quorum Sec'y 64B33 Library Assc. 6433 Com. on Senior Play 6433 O. Sz G. Staff 6433 Dolly in You Never Can Tell 643. MILDRED WILSON. Santa Barbara, Calif. Basket Ball 613, 6233 Senate 6433 O. Kc G. Staff 6433 You Never Can Tell C43- CHARLES WOOD. Seattle, Wash. Basket Ball 613, 623 3 Senate 6433 Football Capt. 6233 Track 6233 Senate 623, 633, 6433 Senate Farce 6333 Junior Farce 6333 Grounds Com. 633, 6433 Library Assc. 6433 Mgr. Senior Play 643. OLIVE AND GOLD O, SWEET AS DREAMS SHE SEEMS TO ME. A moment poising, 'neath the trees, Her garments fluttering in the breeze, She seems a lovely flower gay Unfolding to the summer's day. Her head is tilted in the air, And as the sun falls on her hair It turns to waves of living gold. She tips her head, her face I see- O, sweet as dreams, she seems to me! Her brow is like the snowflake pureg Her lips are softg her eyes demureg With laughter lurking in their blue, Girlhood blythe, yet woman-true. Her arms are full of blossoms bright Which first in Springtime to the light Their faces lift, she turns and smiles- O, is there any earthly bliss That can in rapture rival this? -Evelyn Grant, '16, ' TO A WOOD FAIRY. Bright gleams of sunshine filter through the green And fluttering foliage of the forest trees g Gay songsters warbleg everywhere is seen The gold of butterflies and brown of bees. A soft wind gently tilts a modest flower, And blue-bell answering yields to motion slow, For 'tis the dainty and secluded bower Of hidden fairy, swinging to and fro. All Earth attests to Summer's glorious reign, From stateliest pine to Nature's humblest child. Sway on, small blue-bell of the mossy lane, And guard your treasure from yon Zephyr mild. But lo! the tiny petals draw apart, Behold! the Fairy of the blue-bel1's heart! -Emily M. Haines, '16 UM 81187 can MW fs f .MQ S ME IB 5 's ffl , if xl' AMSLLQG U: 54 -LA '--1 Q' A FANTASY OF FEMINISM By G. BERNARD SHAW PRESENTED BY THE Class of 1915 SANTA BARBARA HIGH SCHOOL POTTER THEATRE, APRIL 9 1 , -I . x xx 1 -I w 13- , :f f 0 L 1 24. Var' M A 1 QW? J F 7w -1 ww fl Jai 4, ,K v 1' 2 M. , 953' - , 1' fg , , 2A'Qfi 'i '1M - 1-1.-U 155. gg .b ' f ., 1 1 '35, ' mm if - ' w:4'w 'iQ' f 1.94 - fflx . 1: WZZQJ QQEJY itz. 1 ,g QQ? .r-.fa rg., aa 5, 31fb ,f 'f , Wa v 1- f - ja, Nga, , sg! 1-3 E. L- K yiiifngp, ,:. V 1 , 'jaglyj uw : ,f , fsfffiifziy l ' , f rg ,N 1 4 34,4 fgx? ,- , . -. .,1.- ,, .- 1 , -,yew 1'-,fwgfei f V . -f5.t29'i '? l1!1'f7' ', fi f'1f:sbfg', v Q f' 5, 3 112-5 12 'N ' mm , ,,z:iQ , , 34, F . 'K A 1 mf' f Q ,kX:.'5 Mr. OLIVE AND GOLD CAST OF CHARACTERS. fIn the order of their appearancej Mr. Valentine-- the Duellist of Sex -incidentally a five-shilling dentist .............................. Mr. Baldwin Quintero Dolly Clandon-a product of the non-interference-parental method -incidentally a twin .......... Miss Dorothy Willams A maid-the dentist's assistant-incidentally a pretty one ........ Miss Louise Henderson Phil. Clandon- would-be correct young man-incidentally the other twin ............................ Mr. Herald Weidman Mrs. Lanfrey Clandon-the early type of New Woman -inci- dentally the mother of the twins and Gloria ................. Miss NVinona Higgins Gloria Clandon-the Super-Woman-incidentally a very charming girl ......... ........................... M iss Mary Graham Mr. Fergus Crampton-the old demanding type of man--inci- dentally a husband ...................... Mr. Mason LeBaron Mr. Finch McComas-a fussy solicitor-incidentally a reformed Dialectician .......................... Mr. Chester Crittenden William-a most extraordinary waiter-incidentally a kindly philosopher ................ , .............. Mr. Harold Clarke A Waiter--an ordinary one ................ Mr. Bertram Barnes A Chef ................................... Mr. Bruce Lockard Mr. Bohun-the waiter's son-incidentally a Queen's Councillor Mr. George Graham Guests at Marine Hotel. Act II. A Luncheon Party: Miss Margaret Putnam, Miss Louise Henderson, Miss Irma Starr, Mr. Charles Miller, Mr. Alan Howard. Act IV. The Revellers: Emmanuel Solari, Miss Charlotte Ayscough. Miss Majorie Brooks. - Mr. Charles Miller, Mr. Thaddeus Pilat, Miss Phillis Perillat. Miss Ruth Culver. Mr. Karl Day, Mr. Carroll Smith, Miss Henrietta Naftel. Miss Leona Wescott. Mr. NValter Lewis, Mr. Faunt Stebbins, Miss Margaret Putnam. Miss Myra Fairchilds. Mr. Robert Ord, Mr. Melville Hester, Miss Mildred Wilson. Miss Dorothy Tinker. Mr. Alan Howard, Mr. Roy Osborne, Miss Louise Henderson. Miss Gertrude I-Iardcastle. fQueen of the Carnivalj Mr. Earl Conrad, Miss Anna Hicks. OLIVE AND GOLD Synopsis. Time: The present. Place: A fashionable English watering place. Action: i ' ' ' ' Act I. A dentist's operating room on a fine August morning. Phil. and Dolly Clandon-the twin children of the celebrated Mrs. Lanfrey Clandon, an authoress of great reputef in'Madeira7'--upon arrival in England, find themselves greatly handicapped by the fact that they do not know the name of their own father. The dentist undertakes their education as to the requirements of English Society. Enter Gloria- Nature's masterpiece! Learning's daugh- ter! Madeira's pride! Beauty's paragon! i The .dent-ist -su-c-cumbs. Mr. Crampton, his crabbed landlord and quondam patient, is inveigled into the Clandon luncheon party to play respectability. Act II. Terrace at Marine Hotel at noon of same day. Private court opening off Mrs. Clandon's apartment. Finch McComas-old friend and one-time-fellow-insurgent of Mrs. Clandon-discloses to the children the identity of their father. The family luncheon, with the invaluable William to the rescue. f'The Higher Educa- tion of Women delivers Gloria into the hands of the 'Duellist of Sex'. Act III. Same place in late afternoon. Mr. Valentine ,defends his conduct to Gloria on the grounds of the advanced method which the New Man has been forced to adopt in order to circumvent the New Woman. McComas brings a message from Mr. Crampton, demanding the custody of the two younger children, claiming that the covenant of separation has been broken by his wife, in plotting with Valentine to drug him and thus bring him to a family luncheon Legal counsel is sought and found in an eminent Q. C. down from London to take the sea air. Act IV. Same place in the evening. Revellers from the fancy ball. Tableau. Councillor Bohun settles everything by deciding that among such agreeable people no settlement is necessary. Gloria discovers that she is only a woman after all. The Duellist of Sex is captured: I might as well be a married man already ! L F '1 1 I F cz 1: cn an ,, L! 13 U1 1 G 1 E0 -. D. fi Q ED -s O 2 GD -s 77 '11 v-4 IU U2 'H 71 O A T m .- D4 Q19 3 97 F r- X C U o 1 o H z' gg! U7 fb S . :ni KT Z G- Q, '1 M c F '1 073. -1 : Ui 3 KT - Q4 Q3 5, IS so U1 o 5 A F' cum 'IJ 5 35 O . 5 ,J O UU 4: -, ... I5 M rc '1 :J CI O FD F' o n W' 5-N 55 ca -1 Q4 72 f nu 9-7 'S 31:1 231 1 2: W EI 5 gi W P7 -1 I5 av F N E m 2 S Q: gw HE N . S :- -ff o F: z 111 4 E I O s 2 E W r T O 3' w 5 mv E Q3 fa H2 gs 22 as 'Y 63 EZ if .B , 5 5. za 53 s f 5 Q5 ig ii E Hi 5 1 Q S OLIVE AND GOLD MUSIC PROGRAM. I. High School Orchestra. Overture ............................................ Selected Curtain up: A la Carte .......... . . . A. Holzmann Tableau: fAct IVJ Geraldine ........ ........ H . Lodge Waltz: fAct IVJ Just a Moment . . . . .. E. Van Alstyne Exeunt March .......... 4 ............ ........ S elected II. junior Songs. Leader ................ Mr. Grant Armstrong The juniors are our guests and are supposed to beguile the time with witty and tuneful lays,- but- You Never Can Tell. Inspiring Muse . . . Jitney Committee . Leader .......... Dramatic Director . Assistant Director . Manager Assistant Manager . Dancing Supervisor Printing Committee Artist ............ Stage Architect Property Man .... .........--1.-....-.-. Miss Helen Dimmick Mr. Stanley Metcalf .. . Mr. Laselle Thornburgh Management. Mrs. Jane Carroll Byrd . . . . Miss Mary L. Overman . . . . . . Mr. Charles Wood . . . Mr. Chester Crittenden . . . . . . . . Miss May Christal .. Miss Gertrude Hardcastle Mr. Herald Weidman . . . Mr. Elmer H. Whittaker . . . . . Mr. Charles Pierce Committee on Play. Past President Dorothy Vlfilliams. President Mason LeBaron. Miss Henrietta Naftel. ' Miss Irma Starr. Miss Winona Higgins. . Mr. Charles Miller. r Mr. Emmanuel Solari. 40 OLIVE AND GOLD The following discussion of the play is an adaptation of the articles that appeared in the local papers on the day following the presentation. CMorning Press, April IO., POTTER THRONG 'MEETS SURPRISE IN AMATEUR PERFORMANCE BY MINORS. i Town Belongs to High School on Night of Senior Class Play. If at all times there is a kindly civic consciousness that the high school belongs to the town, certainly last night proclaimed in no uncertain tone that the town belonged to the high school--heart, head and purse strings! The full attendance at the senior play was the result of the dual appeal of this yearly production to which it would seem that none could harbor indifference. The first element of this appeal is the play's chief object-the maintenance of a scholarship fund, which creates a possibility for many a worthy student to attend the university and thus establish himself on a footing of educated citizenship. The second claim to interest in the play as an institution is its value in school life as a factor functioning many kinds of useful activity, for instance, the designing and construction of scenery, building of steps, platforms, pillars, balustrades of canvas which must be correctly painted to simulate stone, the course in design in the art department, resulting in a really remarkable display of practical and beautiful poster advertising, the skillful printing of the handsome programs by members of the classg details of business management, and the general assumption of responsibility for money and property belonging to the community, correct, artistic and char- acterful costuming, the study of manners as well as manner. As a part of the curriculum, the play is the culmination of a course in close study of the drama as literature and art, and of the characters as ex- ponents of well-defined types of humanity. But all the good reasons in life might not succeed in bringing out so hearty a response as the play is always given were it not for the irresistible drawing power of happy, vital, over-bubbling youth, enjoying itself to the full and doing its best to win the commendation of all its friends. Surprise and Enjoyment. It is interesting to note that while some of those to whom the standard of the plays in Santa Barbara is unfamiliar, wore at the raising of the curtain an attitude of benevolent indulgence toward an amateur performance by minors, it was not long before an expression of surprise, of interest, of real enjoyment crept into place, as seasoned theater-goers decided to accept the play as a play, a worthy presentation of Bernard Shaw in all his cleverness and subtlety. This is one of the most telling tributes to the quality of the production. I The finish of the play as a whole was impressive even to eyes critically inclined. The cast was admirably chosen with reference to suitability to the OLIVE AND GOLD 41 widely diverse roles, so that it became difficult to picture the characters in any other personality than the one before the audience. In the older characters it was noticeable that while make-up played its necessary part in creating illusion of age, imagination and perception had been so developed in the students that a middle-aged state of mind had been evolved, evidenced in gestures, bearing, expression-the very attitude toward life from the mature standpoint. The Capable Actors. f The leading role or roles it would be hard to identify as such. Crabbed, grutf, but secretly wistful Crampton was masterfully played by Mason Le Baron, whose splendid voice proved a very strong asset, whether snarling at his friends, anathematizing his infernal wife, or pleading with a heartbreak in it for a little love and loyalty from his politely cool and hard-headed children. The son's comment at his father's comradely call, Come on, boy ! when peace has been restored, MR- MASON LE BARON is a keynote to this character: Did you hear as Crampton. the pathos of that ? A direct antithesis to this character is that of his wife, Mrs. Clandon, set forth by Miss Winona Higgins as bland, innocently worldly- wise, self-sufficient. The poise and mature understanding of this young z1ctor's work make it seem incredible that she is after all a fun- loving girl in her 'teens. Her well-sustained accent was a triumph, and immeasurably ef- fective in the consistent portrayal of the char- acter. The humor of the interpretation was delightful, yet dignity pervaded it at all times. Of Miss Higgins' characterization, the Daily News said: If Miss Higgins had not said a line during MISS WINONA HIGGINS as Mrs. Lanfrey Clandon. the first act, the audience would have known perfectly who and what she was. When she I did speak, her English brought down the house, her 'Dolly, my dear !' was enjoyed by the audience just a little bit more each time it was said. 42 OLIVE AND GOLD Debonair, fascinating, the modern Philis- tine, Valentine, was well set forth in the person of Baldwin Quintero, who presented to the audience a product of ultra-sophistication, with an acquired indifference to the opinions of others except as it has a practical advantage to his own interests, and yet charming in his smiling keenness and incisive wit. This part was played with grace and intelligence, many l shades of feeling, intense, light, on guard, l off guard, overtaken by circumstances or forestalling themfall found easy expression as Valentine- through- the medium of this clever young actor. Many elements went into the charm which the , . . superb Gloria of Miss Mary Graham cast over her audience. Grace of motion and pose, a thrilling l Voice, and natural tempermental equipment for the part made a combination which called forth the greatest enthusisam. This young and beautiful girl, pitifully prepared for life out of books and well- developed theories-eager, yet artificially hampered by the standards of what she accepts as a free wom- an -found a sympathetic interpretation, most satis- fying from an artistic standpoint. The Daily News said of Miss Graham: Her every line rang true. There was no exaggeration, no situation under- played. Each time Miss Graham took part, she brought the audience to the center of feeling, and Q D the idea that keyed that portion of the play. MISS 2:12501-iiEAHAM MR. BALDWIN QUINTERO A double joy danced, chuckled, and made l mischief throughout the play-the twins-Phil and Dolly-charming both, irrepressible, de- lightful to the eye, and altogether lovable. They complicated many a situation by their brutal frankness and unconcerned blundering, often silenced by Phil with Shut up, both l and as often, clearing an overcharged atmos- phere by their unwinking, bald-headed truth- fulness. These two roles were the natural ex- pression of the spirits of Herald Weidman and Dorothy Williams, doubly endeared to audi- ence and friends. F Miss Williams was a source of unending MISS DOROTHY WILLIAMS and Joy every moment that she was upon the stage, E ALD A ,1f:l:13,,f't,f,:Qn,-Dzfllilflaill lllkil. she vitalized every situation. Her youthful OLIVE AND GOLD 43 beauty and her happy, girlish laughter captivated all hearts. Of the work of the other twin, Mr. Herald Weidman, the Daily News said: There was hardly a moment when a still picture of him would not have been a characteristic pose of some mode of the fashionable young man, trying to down his prankish boyishness with too hastily acquired dignity. Dolly and Phil's team work throughout the play was a big factor in its success. In the work of Harold Clarke as William, the waiter -one of Shaw's own favorite characters-there was a reve- lation of deep feeling for the magnificent part and a most ar- tistic treatment of the action throughout. Absolutely con- sistent, this actor seemed to ef- fect a complete transfer of con- sciousness from his own self- hood to that of this most lov- ' able, tactful and necessary of MR' H,','LR3vI1R,,,,E,IfARKE men- the peacemaker, helper and friend of mankind. To him are given the title words. You Never Can Tellu becomes in William's mouth the keynote of a cheerful, trustful philosophy which forbids pessimism. In the middle-aged family solicitor, with dignified beard and portly bearing, slow, kindly, high-principled, few could have recognized Chester Crittenden, who submerged his youthful personality with absolute success, down to such details as voice, accent, and walk. His generous though bungling efforts in behalf of his clients won a sympathy for the character even while they brought the expected laugh. The last of the main characters to appear was that strange individual, Bohun, queen's councillor, son of a waiter-the paradox is certainly pro- ductive of an astonishing personality, the part was ably handled by George Graham, who with voice, manner and overbearing intellectual force, bullies, domineers and finally establishes harmony. Even the three minor parts of maid, cook, and waiter were praised for their artistic relation to the whole and the perfection with which their im- portant details were handled. These parts were taken by Louise Henderson, Bruce Lockard and Bertram Barnes, respectively. SENIOR PLAY POSTERS. Praised by Professor Newell. The posters advertising You Never Can Tell, the Senior play, were better this year than ever before. The Shaw play lends itself readily to poster treatment, and the youthful artists achieved signal success. Pro- 44 OLIVE AND GOLD fessor Newell, of the Department of Chemistry of Boston University, was in Santa Barbara while they were on display in the down town store windows, and spoke, in a public lecture before the Normal students, of their artistic attractiveness and high advertising quality. Miss Hunt is certainly to be congratulated on the originality and skill shown by her students in this work. There was an appreciable advance over past years in the grasp of poster style and technic. The posters dis- played a fine sense of composition, a swing of rhythm and life in the lines and a vivid sense of color. Herald Weidman, a member of the cast, rendered valuable assistance in the conception and execution of these posters, being appointed for the time being Drawing Assistant. His own work was declared by the judges to be done in professional style. Before the posters were distributed for advertising, they were exhibited in the High School Building for the annual poster contest. There were seventy-two entries. The prizes were awarded as follows: First, No. 8, Herald Weidman, '15, second, No. 7, Elsie Burns, '18, and third, No. 44, Gladys MacKillop, '16, The judges were Superintendent A. C. Olney and M. I. Bedford, of the City Schools, Miss Malcolm Huff, of the Normal Arts Department, Miss Jessie Bell, and D. H. Schauer. Honorable mention was given to Nos. 2 and 4, Herald Weidman, No. 3, Frances Arneg No. 5, Emerson Morgan, No. 6, Earl Steele, No. 20, Mar- guerite Busseyg No. 21, Charles Smithg No. 45, Wilma Moodyg No. 57, Margaret Howell, and to the work of Thomas Ginn in japanese painting. Others who made creditable showing were Charles Coiner, Stanley Ed- wards, Myrna Willoughby, Frances Weston, Ellen Bailard, Max Meyer, Vera Fine, Vine Anderson, Grace Gilchrist, Vera Thornton, Marie Canterbury, Edna Smart, and W'alter Stackhouse, an Intermediate student. Each year a special season of one month is given over to poster work, the Senior Play being the motif. The study includes various types of letter- ing, composition and figure work, coloring and color-spotting, and poster technic. Heretofore the material for the posters has been bought by the man- agement of the Senior Play, but the poster work is so clearly a part of the art course that the suggestion comes that the materials hereafter be furnished as a part of the necessary equipment of the art course. The play is given for a philanthropic purpose, and in this way there will be a saving to the Scholarship Fund of S18 to S20 a year. Incidental F-eatures. An incidental feature of much beauty and charm was the brief invasion of the stage by a brightly-clad band of revelers from the fancy dress ball. While these gay intruders, in every conceivable costume, swayed rhythmically to music, four couples took up the exquisite Spanish waltz, and at its close, with a flashing rush, all formed about the table in a pyramid, with Miss Louise Henderson as queen of the carnival, at its apex. Much pleasure was OLIVE AND GOLD 45 expressed in the beauty and grace of this brief interpolation-the work of Miss Mary Overman assisted by Miss May Christal. ' 1' Perhaps of all the impressions received at last night's remarkable per- formance, there will longest remain the many lovely stage productions. Time after time the eye was delighted beyond measure by the perfect balance, the true composition of the grouping, and by remarkable effectiveness or pose. Thislfound a fitting background in the simple beauty of the setting, inwhich was followed the policy of Granville Barker in staging Shaw-only the essentials for completeness and beauty being allowed a place on the stage. The music, supplied by the high school orchestra, was especially worthy of praise, Mr. Hillman and Mr. Moullet having worked out the musical motifs. Management. The efficient and tireless manager, Charles Wood, is the much deserving recipient of the thanks of his class for his splendid work in the business end. Congratulations were showered upon Mrs. jane Carroll Byrd, under whose inspiration and thoroughgoing instruction these young students were enab-led to give so understanding and so artistic an interpretation of that subtlest of moderns-George Bernard Shaw- that the audience, said the Daily News, unconsciously judged the play from professional not amateur point of view, and found it still holding to -the high standards set in the part by the Senior Plays. In appreciation of this devoted service in their behalf, the grateful mem- bers of the cast of You Never Can Tell, presented to Mrs. Byrd during the evening, an illustrated set of William Winter's The VVallet of Time, containing personal, biographical and critical reminiscences of the American theater. The junior Songs. V The juniors were the guests of the Seniors, occupying the choice seats in the house. Their songs were better than ever before, mainly due to the fact that they could be understood, and the points thereby appreciated. The favorite with the audience was Wait for the jitney, oft repeated and always and found it still holding to the high standards set in the past by the Senior pelting the Juniors with roses from the boxes above. We here make a suggestion for the consideration of future classes: The play is given for a philanthropic purpose, yet yearly the management gives over to the Junior class a large section of its best seats, this year amounting in cash value to S75.o0. Would it not be well next year for the Juniors to offer to pay one-half price for their seats? 1 The Boxes. Loyal supporters of the Scholarship Fund occupied boxes-Dr. C. C. Park and family, Miss Ednah A. Rich and her commencement guests, Mrs. Chas. Anderson with a private party, and the cast of The Rivals, pre- sented in 1910. This response of the public to the efforts of the Seniors is very gratifying, indeed. Again to quote the Daily News of April 7: If a precedent for box-buying can be established, it will mean, at least, 46 OLIVE AND GOLD one more high school student who will be able to secure a college education that would be otherwise denied him. Co-operation. We thank the public for its generous patronage 3 the faculty, for its sym- pathetic co-operationg the Principal for his understanding helpfulnessg and the student-body for its extensive sale of exchange tickets. In this latter relation, the honors again go to Herald Weidman, who sold S45 worth. Ken- neth Stevens and Alan Howard pushed him close, with S40 and S36 respect- ively. Miss Irma Starr led the girls, with sales amounting to 520. A hun- dred other students averaged S5 or S6 each. Cui Bono? And so it is, that in the Senior play the whole town works together to a given unseliish end-the raising of money to help a few students to make a start toward their higher education that they could not otherwise do. Is it worth while? Inlinitely so, if from no other standpoint than this. TO AUTUMN. Autumn? loveliest season of the year- NVhen sumptuous Nature dons her velvet gowng When mellow Indian-summer days are here Q When crinkling leaves are turning crisp and brown, Then once again the forests lose their sheeng And mighty haze hangs low in golden light. Ah, soon the dismal winds will moan and scream, And soon the rains will come, and winter's night. But now, resplendent, Autumn reigns supreme Upon her throne of purple and of gold, The woods, the hills proclaim her as their queen, And o'er the earth her beauties do unfold. O, Autumn, loveliest season of the year- N ut-brown, and gold, and purple-hearts to cheer. -Mary Schauer, 'I6. OLIVE AND GOLD SONNET. All round rose buildings, harsh of line and tall, All round the clash and clatter of the street, The clang of cars, the newsboy's high shrill callg Each bit of glass, each wall turned back the heat, The burning sun beat down with fiery glare. And then, a butterfly, so frail, so light, And graceful, fluttered down aslant the air, An instant poised there, swiftly passed from sight. Oh, ye who work but for material end, Who worship Progress, aye-in what ?-in greed! Do you now heed the call of Nature, lend Yourself to beauty, aye your soul-call heed, Or else when ended your brief reign of power, What will you have to show-one sordid hour! -Dorothy Osborne, 'I6 TO W. M. B. For ten short months you dwelt among us here, And won our hearts in bond of loyal love. You left us, far in distant lands to rove 'Mid cities ancient, in song and story dear. To us, the time seemed all too long-a year- And yet your spirit, freed from earth, did move To that Eternal City of God's love, Beyond this world of failure, doubt, and fear. But your sweet presence lives among us still- Your gentle, kindly helpfulness pervades These grateful halls. Our yearning hearts recall Your quick'ning smile, your ready wish to fill Our lives with strength-for light, for shade, For joy, for grief-the power to rise or fall. -Lorena A. Burke, '16 OLIVE AND GOLD NAME- FAVORITE EXPRESSION. Mary Anderson. Marie, 'It wouldn't be practical. Charlotte Ayscough. Carlotta. Well, I'll be. Bertram Barnes. Doc Pill. 'Zip. Edgar Bither. Hen. 'I got cha. Marjorie Brooks. Marj. 'Poor little me. Harold Brooks. Brooks. 'When do we eat? Leavitt Cadwell. Kink. 'Nobody home. Harold Cadwell. Slip. Help the poor. Elizabeth Campbell. Bessie 'Why don't you smile? Harold Clarke. Champ, I have nothing to say, only- Hilda Compton. Kilda. For pity sa.kes! Earl Conrad. Lovey. I can't go back to the old life. Chester Crittenden. Chetter. That's the way a Ford goes. Ruth Culver. Rutus. 'O, my soul. Karl Day. Day, What's our English? Henry Ewald. Nootzie. O man. Myra. Fairchild. Myly. O my Heck! Joseph Fraga. Joe. 'I don't know. Thomas Ginn. Ginn. 'Look pleasant, please. Mary Graham. Blue Eyes. ' 'Scuse me dote. George Graham. Mysterious. 'Not sore, have you. Gertrude Hardcastle. Gloomy. 'O ooh. Louise Henderson. Frank Hendry. Sweet .Adeline. Buttermilk Hendry. ' 'Chester! Holy Smoke! Melville Hester. Skel1ey. 'Awl go on. Anna Hicks. Khlcks. 'So do I. Winona. Higgins, Wlggie. 'I'm looking for a man. Elsie Hill. Ellie. I Want a Bradley's Oratlonf' Harry Hillman. Dutch. 'My Goodness. Alan Howard. Snookle. To whom are you speaking? Chester Jenkins. Jinks. 'Once I did. Walter Johnson. Walt. 'I guess so. Mason Le Baron. Strlbb1ing. 'Do you mean to say-? Walter Lewis. Ichi-Wa-wa. I'm a stick. Bruce Lockard. Chef Lockard. 'I'm broke. Edgar Lyman: Della, 'Quit Kiddlngl' Charles Miller. Sherlock, Aint I a nut? Lois Mitchell. Maggie, 'Curses! Myra Moxcey. Pet. 'Have you your Spanish? Henrietta Naftel. Henry, 'Iska Worry. . Henry O'Leary. Cornellus. 'Buy a Forge. Robert Ord. Bobby, 'Everybody Happy? Roy Osborne. Cutle. 'Aw dages! Phillis Perlllat. Flees. Use your own pleasure. Charles Pierce. Chllle Pierce. 'My cousin said-- Thadeus Pilat. Thad. 'You poor Prune. Margaret Putnam. Putty. For Pete's Sake. Baldwin Qulntero. Baldy. 'A little more Pep. Stanley Shepard. Boom-Boom. 'Get off my feet. Bernice Sloan. Bunny. 'My hair looks like a mop. Carroll Smith: Smithle. 'I'm some queener. Emmanuel Solari. Mannie. 'Stung. Irma Starr. - ' Peter Dick. 'Have you any news for the 'Fon-ge? Faunt Stebbins. Stubbs. I've got a compliment for you. Dorothy Tinker. Dutch. f 'Me for the eats. Lucy Tornoe. Lou. 'My kid sister- Herald Weidman. Phil, 'Sl1ps. . Leona Wescott. Q Bonita. Bobby says- Dorothy Williams. Tootsle. 0 Gee. Mildred Wilson. Mllly. 'I don't think so. Charlie Wood. , r Chili. You Never Can Tell. OLIVE AND GOLD 49 PET DIVERSION. Being dramatic. Winklng. Looking at Irma. Chewing Gum. Dreaming. Collecting. Speeding. Sprlntlng. Being solemn. Queening. Being sunny. Keeping assembly. Holding hands. Being happy. Seeing the ladies home. Starting an argument. Being sweet. Looking angelic. Barking. Reading Novels. Waiting for the mail-man. Dancing. Making eyes. Fanning. Washing Dishes. Eating Candy. Talking to Mason. Smiling. Ragglng. Scrapping. Looking wise. Riding a bicycle. Orating. Star gazing. Cure for an aching heart. Sleeping in history. Helping Junior girls translate Cicero Heart smashing. Being alone. Being dignified. Being conspicuous. Taking life easy. Looking cute. Kidding. Bluffing. Visiting Ophelia. Swimming. Grinning. Laughing. Jitney Riding. Primping. Teasing. Being quiet. - Shooting Ducks. Talking to boys. Riding in a. Ford. Writing notes. Drawing Kewpies. Talking to Baldy. Washing Dishes. Joy riding. DOCTOR'S PRESCRIPTION. A coat of tan. More work. Cure for blushing. Beach tea. No cosmetics. Height reducer. Go slow. Forget your feet. Cheer up. Developing fluid. Move to town. Cure for wabbly legs. Fewer picture shows. Cure for giggles. Less Worry. Peroxide. Be less sympathetic. Get a voice. Mad Stone. More Sleep. Cure for a black eye. Life on a farm. More nights at home. Dope. Cure for bashfulness. Fewer A's. Anti-fat. Fresh air. Quiet neck-wear. Fewer trips to Carp. Girls. Get a Ford. Cure for blushing. A desert trip. Less work. Cure for snoring. Walnuts. X A trip to L. A. A joy ride. Excitement. A hair cut. Work!!! Go to church. Less walking. A fishing trip. Manderlne oranges. Less dancing. Motorcycle rides. Cure for gout. Less punch between dances. Hire a taxi. Wear high heel shoes. More exercise. Get a dress suit. A fast. Get a curling iron. Three days' silence. Bonita. - ' Less Moonlight. Auto rides for two. Cure for freckles. FAVORITE FOOD. Lemon drops. Peanuts. Peaches and Cream. Soda Water. Chocolate creams. Toothpicks. Cocoanuts. College feeds. Popcorn. Candy hearts. Tamales. BEADS. Milk. H. S. Specials. Chickens. Hash. Irish stew. Puddin'. Dog biscuits. Hot chocolate. Basket balls. Post-um! Fixitive. Buttermilk. Waters. Taffy. Lemon squash. Sunsnlne candy. Sauerkrout. Lady-fingers. Chestnuts. Noodles. Mellins' Food. Cactus. Chop suey. Corn bread. Cream Puffs. Dates. Tea. Wienies. Eats 'em alive. Dumplings. Shrimps. Pink lemonade. Devil's food. Humming-birds. Sea weed. Spaghetti. Jelly beans. Dust. Pie. All-day suckers. Angel cake. Grape-shot. Dutch cheese. Limburger cheese. Gasoline. Lover's Delight. Wedding cake. Toasted marshallows. Chili sauce. 50 OLIVE AND GOLD f Q f. I If f 1, fi 4 HI' if 'xml ' 4 Dc A V, Q , , 2 X , N, K , g If 2 Y V ' .v y ' 5 . I n.,,v+vn,.kff Q4 ' 25:17-wiht: F Z4 '23 I V gg qh. W, s-.mn-as V e n X 1 ' ' -2 N y ,X ,fflflif Ce. 3 A .. A I g 'M Q A0 54 ' S ' -1' N , 511 -7 ChmS 4 A - , 'Bob OVC' W J5 - Lois NHQREU ' AGT aff J V N I 9 ef Q 5 . X T ez4 W .4 ' E-:hx-k ff, Ll xfij ,IQ 1 ' I ws Ylfigrl Q 4 x M, M 1' -ur 4 F 5' ,, .r . 5 y 'XVRQ Numa... 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H2444 N A' hiv! fn ya ' Vfleudmm - '- 3alJxvfn1:m. f -I r IIWYUA JL Chem ' - ix in .- J 11 V '-TT-'ff X ,K lo- if 11. .JK M QS. xx 0 If A ' ' A , 1 F 4' wig QS fl as Q' - V bww 95 Y - ' A--'::::1:, .-. ' N .'f:,51:'::.::'w' 2 X ' , Y J QP Q ' M ilu., Frm WW NN: K V I I Q6 Vp f I P V V f 1 if I I f I - 56 OLIVE AND GOLD THE IRON YEAR. my I, NT'LEMEN, said Dr. Schafer, today marks the beginning y-111 of a new era. Yesterday, chance was a factor in world x. W IA events, today, it is an exploded superstition. . 4, - Q My . . . . pf ! ! The fifteen hundred bored scientists sat up straight and gazed at him. This promised to be the most interesting matter thus far brought up in the great Santa Barbara Con- vention. The terrible war, which had brought the scientists of the world to America for their convention, had, at the same time, paralyzed scientific research, and the indifferent scientists had been more interested in the pros- pect of returning to their hotels in the rain than they had been in the progress of insectology and the other topics that had been discussed. At our last convention, continued Schafer, I predicted that chance would some day be absolutely identified with cause and effect. That day has arrived. Gentlemen, an event can be predicted exactly from its causes by a mathematical formula. Moreover, an event can be predicted by a mathematical formula from any four contributing causes. A murmur arose from the audience, then all was silent. The formula is known only to myself. It is derived from twenty years of trial and tabulation and it cannot fail. It Contains a complex imaginary root which can be solved by mechanical means alone. The great scientist drew back the white flannel curtain which screened off a corner of the stage and brought into view a table upon which stood a large black box-like object. On the front, was a shining key-board like that of a typewriter, and across the face of the box was a row of what appeared to be small clock dials. On the top, an electric-light cord and some switches completed the instrument. Its whole appearance was not unlike that of a huge nickel-in-the-slot machine. Gentlemen, said Schafer with a touch of pride in his voice, I now exhibit my machine before you as I have promised, but not as I had planned. For twenty years I have labored to give this blessing to humanity. For centuries my countrymen have been giving their work and their lives impar- tially for the advancement of the world, and now the Fatherland is surrounded by a ring of fire and steel 5 German explosives, German inventions of every sort are turned from the works of peace and are used against our nation. Shall my invention, too, be turned against my country? Deutchland uber alles ! An impatient murmur arose in the vast cosmopolitan audience. The machine contains an explosive which will destroy it if any person other than myself attempts to handle it. I shall give my invention to the Kaiser. The Iron Year is at hand l The sullen murmurings grew, Schafer stood a moment exultant, then paused, his face softening as the scientist rose uppermost within him. But, perhaps, you wish a demonstration. In a second all was expectant silence. He placed a handful of pennies on one corner of a small table which stood at his left hand. Then he turned to the machine, carefully adjusted several switches, and pressed four keys in rapid succession. The audience waited, breathless, as he studied the dials. OLIVE AND GOLD 57 Heads, six to four l at last he announced, and swept the pennies to the floor with his hand. The eager scientists leaped to their feet and surged toward the platform. Szb: ofthe pennies had fallen face up. Dr. Schafer pulled out his watch, looked at it, and briskly snapped it shut. My time is up, gentlemen, he said, and drew the curtain in front of his invention. A minute later he stepped out through the swinging doors, noting with a sigh how callously the convention had turned from his life work to a dry medical discourse by Dr. Von Ritz. Such is the reward of science! The rain had just ceased to fall upon the wet pavements. To the north, a rift in the clouds disclosed the Santa Ynez mountains, Where gleaming snow- drifts lay like splotches of silver on the leaden peaks. Schafer unconsciously absorbed the beauty of the sight, but his thoughts drifted far away to the highlands. He saw an old mansion on a bluff above the Rhineg he pictured the home that might have been his had not Science claimed him for her own. Mechanically he drew out his watch, looked at it, but did not see it, he returned it to his pocket. A restaurant was just ahead of him and into this he turned. On the table was a bowl of yellow lupine. The odor brought more poignant memories still-field upon field of the fragrant golden spikes, and a maiden, more radiant even than they, who stooped to gather them. Schafer seated himself at the table and picked up the menu card. Imme- diately he was aware that he was not alone. Across the table sat an elderly gentleman eyeing him curiously. Don't you know me, Schafer ? Shafer looked him over coolly. Rodeau! I thought you were dead ! Rodeau laughed. Oh, I'm not dead yet 5 no thanks to your country's proscription, however. Let me order for you. We were friends before, Rodeau. Then let's be friends again. He beckoned to a waiter and ordered for Schafer and himself. By the way, Schafer, he asked, will that invention you showed us this morning really work? It cannot fail. What terms can you give me ? p It will go to the Kaiser, said Schafer, simply. T-he waiter arrived with Rodeau's order and the two men ate in silence. Schafer arose to go. Rodeau paid his check and followed. Schafer, said he, can your invention be used in peaceful pursuits ? It will be, when Germany's enemies are vanquished. Rodeau shrugged his shoulders. If I propose a test, will you try it? This afternoon, if you wish. Very well, then, the proposition is this: Train sixty-eight on the S. P. line arrives here daily from the north at two-fifteen. Fifteen years ago it was wrecked near Oak Park. According to the Bureau of Statistics, it is 58 OLIVE AND GOLD about time for another wreck. Find out for me when sixty-eight will be derailed between Hope Ranch and Montecitof' Schafer turned and looked at him. Why do you propose this test P he asked. Purely in the interests of science. It's the only really fair test that I can think of. Can't your machine handle it? VV'e will try it, said Schafer, disarmed by Rodeau's manner. Let us do it immediately. They turned into the hall. The convention had adjourned for the after- noon. A few bewhiskered scientists were arguing in one corner of the room. Schafer went direct to his machine and set the proper switches. He then consulted a time table and made a few rapid calculations on its margin with a pencil, while Rodeau looked on with interest. We are ready, said Schafer, and pressed several keys. There was a sharp click and the hands spun round the dials. Schafer studied the machine for a moment, then whirled around and stared wildly at the calendar on the wall. Get the S. P. station on the 'phone l he screamed. Stop number sixty- eight before it reaches Chapala street. It is scheduled to be derailed there at two-thirteen today! Rodeau rushed to the telephone booth. Schafer drew out his watch and gazed at it, trembling. Through the open door came a hoarse, distant wail, the whistle of number sixty-eight. The men in the corner of the room resumed their conversation. Again the whistle was heard, this time it was nearer. Schafer turned pale. A minute later Rodeau left the booth. Number sixty-eight is safe, he said. But the rails at the Chapala street crossing were spread. The experiment is successful ! cried Schafer. It has saved human life ! Rodeau's eyes dropped to the machine. Two-thirteen, he cried musingly. Suddenly he straightened, flashed out his watch, and his clear tones rang through the convention hall. It is now twogfifteen. Number sixty-eight has not been wrecked. Your machine is a failure! He turned and walked quickly away out into the street. Mein Gott! gasped Schafer. It could not fail. The storm had disappeared. Only a few clouds remained. Crowds hurried along the steaming pavement in front of the Convention Hall. An auto stopped at the curb and several policemen sprang to the sidewalk. It was sure done deliberate, one of them was saying, when a muffled report sounded in the hall. The officers rushed in but stopped on the thres- hold. On the platform they saw a twisted, smoking heap of wire, and on the floor beside it, touched by the yellow rays of the afternoon sun, lay Schafer, faintly smiling. A policeman gently raised his head. The Iron Year! whispered Schafer, What a fool I have been! Get a doctor, murmured someone in the crowd. Too late, said the officer, he is dead. -Bertram S. Barnes, '15. OLIVE AND GOLD SONNET. The dark grey clouds against the sky of blue Hang heavy, little promise showing. Yet, lo! The hidden sun a moment bursts to view, To sink from sight behind the hills aglow- Resplendent trails of glory left behind, On billowy clouds, the golden glint up-caught. 'Tis gone, yet leaves its imprint on the mind- A hint of better things beyond: the thought That in this rose-hued fleecy mass is found, Reflected beauty, its source e'en sunk from sight. Within our lives does inner strength abound, As dark grey clouds are changed by hidden light, So may this power within my soul set free The beauty of God's wonder-world for me. -Evelyn Grant, '16 SUNSET-A SONNET. O, marvelous beauty of the dying sun! What serious thoughts bringest thou into my soul? For unto me the' day seems just begun When sinking sun proclaimeth it a whole. O, tinted clouds whose glory unexpressed Must so remain from my unequal pen! Yet, O, thy beauty sends me on the quest For all that's pure and lovely, so that when Again I see your radiance fade away- The purple dusk, the night comes slowly on- I, also, shall have rounded one full day, Have caught and held the glory thou hast won. So, Mighty Ruler, Father of us all, ,May I, thy Earth-Child, 'heed thy Sun-Child's call! -Vida Hill, '16, 60 OLIVE AND GOLD THE ARTIST IN QUESTION. g Qggg5QWEfOVING pictures are ruinous to real acting, they are most g 2 disastrous to legitimate drama, and, really should not be 5 S ,jg patronized by cultivated people. Thus did Miss Bartner E lay down the law, with a stubborn tilt of her small chin and Eggggggeeegi a determined look in her grey eyes. The steamer, California, north-bound for San Fran- cisco, carried on board an unusual number of pleasure-seeking, Exposition tourists. On deck the sun shone brightly, and a brisk .wind ruffled the speaker's fair hair. The girl-white tam perched rackishly over one eye and roughneck sweater fastened high about her neck-held the elderly man with her clear young eye. Yes, my dear, um-m-er-I suppose so, mumbled her father absently, as he continued his reading. These decided opinions of his daughter had become a real burden to Mr. Bartner during this long trans-Panama trip. He cautiously moved away to the lee side of the boat. ThQ,.girl's thoughts wandered on from her special hobby to her secret ambition, brought to life full-armed by the casual remark of an art critic- What an extraordinary arrangement of orchids! Really, Miss Bartner, you are most artistic, the critic had said. The young lady had smiled her appreciation. Then suddenly her soul was swept by a wonderful idea- artistic? an artist? the very thing! Here was her life work, here, a noble way of elevating humanity. These memories now flashed across her mind, and left her in an exalted mood. A cheery whistle, somewhat off tune, floated around the corner of the cabin. These strains of California in September heralded the approach of Mr. jack Inglesby, a good-looking fellow, tall and well-built, with a tanned face, brown curly hair, and twinkling blue eyes. The tune stopped suddenly in mid-air, for Mr. Inglesby, head-manager of the San Francisco Film Com- pany, spied the girl in the white tam, and he had a rare eye for effects. He sauntered slowly by, devising ways and means. Jack Inglesby had not reached the managership of the film company for naught., It so happened that the steamer chairs of Miss Bartner and Mr. Inglesby stood side by side that afternoon, it likewise happened that the deck-steward was a dollar richer. During the long, idle ship-day, the young man managed some conventional ship courtesies in a most casual way. Miss Bartner accepted them graciously, and a desultory conversation followed. Yes, she had come from the East. They were 'going to the Exposition, and they were Perfectly wild about California ! ' Oh, it's a wonderful country, allright-the mountains, the sea, the old Spanish towns, the pioneer types--a great country for pictures! That's my line, you know. I'm just back from.New York to work up local color, remarked the young man. V ' - Pictures!-1 How' per-fect-ly lovely! A real artist ! and she looked up at him adoringly. Do you know, I suspected that you were an artist when first I noticed your long hair. OLIVE AND GOLD , 61 I Mr. Jack Inglesby looked rather foolish, to say the least. He realized that he was badly in need of a hair-cut, but it had not been his intention to mas- querade as an artist, with flowing locks. Wherever did he get that stuff about his being an artist? He really- His thoughts were interrupted by her enthusiastic young voice- You know, Mr. Inglesby, you are a stranger, yet I feel moved to confide to you, as an artist, my most secret ambition. Miss Bartner took herself very seriously. I am going to be an artist. She gazed up at him, her grey eyes round with the wonder of her confidence, then she added, as if in conclusion, I hate moving pictures l The face of the manager of the San Francisco Film Company changed from bewilderment to real dismay. B-b-but I'm-m-m-m a, he stammered. Of course, you can't understand my earnestness in this matter. My passion for art has made me seem impatient, but moving pictures are dis- astrous to real acting, are ruinous to legitimate drama, and, really, should not be patronizedf' She held forth at great length. But, she finally exclaimed, Your pictures are the real thing-An artist ! The girl breathed a sigh of admiration, and lost herself in a romantic reverie. Had Miss Bartner not been so wrapt up in her own fancies, she would have marvelled at the strange expressions which flickered over her com- panion's face. Anger, bewilderment-and, finally, mirth. Haw! Haw! Haw ! he bellowed. Er-r-I beg your pardon, Miss Bartner. I was just-er-er-laughing at-at-oh, at that funny looking man. I don't see anything very humorous about that man. He happens to he my father, she replied freezingly. . Your father! Oh, I didn't mean funny. I meant?-, he gave up in despair. r They parted ongsomewhat constrained terms, the young lady' was very distant in her manner. He really was an insufferably rude fellow to make fun of her father and to treat her confidences so unsympathetically. She received the consolation of her mirrored reflection, as she dabbed a fluffy powder-puff over her nose. The young man's jovial laugh resounded in his tiny cabin, as he tied a neat four-in-hand before his lurching mirror. He, jack Inglesby, taken for a dreamy, soulful artist! What a joke! Some romantic tale I'll have to spring on the fellows, he chortled to himself. By jove! he suddenly exclaimed, I'1l play the game! I'll carry on this artist business for the rest of the trip. And play up to his role, young Inglesby did. He painstakingly coaxed his hair into an artistic upward curl, he affected loose Byronic ties, and soft rolling collars. He held forth for hours about purple shadows and dim horizons until the soul of Miss Bartner was exalted to the seventh heaven by his rare and understanding sympathy. Here, at last, was a kindred ego- one that could dwell with her on the heights. And so the halcyon days sped on. It was the last hour of the voyage and the steamer was alive with excite- ment. Miss Bartner and Jack Inglesby stood apart from the bustling crowd, 62 OLIVE AND GOLD absorbed in each other, and entirely oblivious to the surrounding confusion. All the passengers had landed save a few late stragglers. Still they stood at the rail, looking out over the rippling bay to the dim horizon. Father waited and sputtered near the gang-way. He was almost overthrown by the inrush of a motley crowd. A gang of fierce pirates, a beautiful maiden, an heroic youth, several supers and the inevitable camera-man. They immediately set to work, making the necessary preparations for a most melo- dramatic picture. Suddenly, the chief pirate, a big, loud-mouthed fellow, spied the familiar back of Jack Inglesby, still standing with the maiden, gazing sea-ward. ' Yes, Miss Bartner, our lives are like the changing surface of the sea. We take our coloring from the sky above. You are my sky, my sun - Hello there! Jack, old scout. The hand came down in a hearty slap on the artistically drooped shoulders. How you was, you old trump! Gee whiz! but it's fine to see you again. The fierce pirate punctuated each enthusiastic salutation by a vigorous thump on the back of the unfortunate Jack and ended his performance with a bear-like handshake. The artist flushed painfully, cursed inwardly, and mumbled a response that was anything but enthusiastic. But the pirate went blythely on 1- Say, old scout, we're pulling off the classiest picture-a three-reel affair. I'm playing the heavy pirate stunt. Fu1ler's got the lead-but, say-what's the matter ? Jack was glaring at him dully. You look as if you'd lost your last friend. What Jack said is not fit for publication. He wrenched himself free from the pirate's grip and took three strides toward the gang-way. At that point, a red-faced old man, puffing under the load of two suitcases, and a tall, slim girl, her small head high in the air, passed him and went down the plank to the Oakland Mole. ' -Emily M. Haines, 'l6. .ai o , i 9 . N113 iifila .. X , - OLIVE AND GOLD 63 THE GREATEST OF THESE. f -gh H, MERCY 1 Peter sat curled up against a promontory of Castle Rock, !' mischief aglint in his cool, grey eyes. He sighed audibly, with a wide grin on his face, again he murmured senti- A l R , G 'l '-11- 'ii i ii' i mentally. Oh, Mercy! An impatient little sound came from the other side of the rock, the smile on Peter's face grew wider, but still he gazed innocently out over the waves. Oh, dear Mercy! i An' indignant scramble, and a girl-4a very pretty, haughty girl, with tumbled yellow hair-came into view. Will you stop saying that, Peter Kinkade! 'Twasn't my fault that I was named by a Puritan grandmother! Patience Mercy Charity Adams, mused the man, all three, 'and the greatest of these is'-Mercy. Very little patience, less charity, and no mercy in you, little girl. Your grandmother was sure no prophet. You have it all wrong. Have I? cheerfully, I never could remember the Psalms, anyway. ' It isn't the Psalms, it's the Beatitudes! You do honor to your grandmother! But why are you so miffed at me P I'm not-angry, at all. Yes, I am, too, and you ought to know why ! Peter tried not to grin-and failed. That was one of Peter's worst faults. Been crying? Your nose is red, your eyes are red, your whole face is red-lobster red, the color of your parasol. For mercy's sake, put some powder on. It isn't at all becoming. Peter's brutal frankness was not one of his virtues. The girl hoisted the red silk sunshade angrily. Oh, I say, cried Peter, I'm not driving you away, I hope. You're not. Moving away. However, I'm surprised you're not at the Potter, amusing Miss Benton. This from behind the parasol. I wasn't brought up in an atmosphere of charity, and nothing else could make me amuse Miss Benton twice. Oh-h, is that why you're angry at me ? Certainly not ! She marched off down the beach. Oh, please! Patience-Mercy--don't you know that Charity is only another name for love, and -- In fury the girl turned and sent the parasol spinning toward him. He picked it up, patted its crimson folds affectionately, and smiled. An hour later Peter strolled up the steps of the verandah where several ladies sat in the warm California sunshine, knitting crimson scarfs, presumably for the Belgiansg others were making a pretense of playing chess. Oh, tell us, dear Mr. Kinkade, pleaded one woman, holding up her yarn, do you think charity is best at home, or abroad ? Women always referred things to Peter, and called him dear -that is, the older ladies did. Peter looked around, caught sight of a very detached, haughty, girl in a nearby hammockg he grinned, and seated himself. 64' OLIVE AND GOLD Why, Mrs. Brownell, he replied heartily, Charity is infinitely to be pre- ferred at home, even better, inthe home. ' You mean in every home? Oh, mercy, no, murmured Peter, staring at a blond,correct,and extremely proper young man, who, in turn, gazed at the girl in the hammock, but,- well, I'm doing my best to have Charity in my home, and in my family. A. His eyes were now fixed on the red parasol, still in his possession. Not to change the subject, but do you play chess, Peter ? asked a soldierly looking dowager, who was waiting for her opponent in the game to move. r No, I don't. It takes too much patience and I-haven't any, with a shrug, that, too, is a virtue that I am trying to acquire. May I have my sunshade ? The chilly voice of the girl in the hammock broke in. She had risen, and was extending a hand that was flushed to the finger-tips. Oh, mercy! have I it still? I beg your pardon. Peter bowed elaborately. She snatched the sunshade and made for the swinging door. Coming out was a small, drab young woman, the two greeted each other affectionately. How are you, dear ? chirped Miss Benton. I Just fine, darling, replied Miss Patience Mercy Charity Adams. Hah l Peter ejaculated, and he dashed through the door after Mercy. Please, he begged, tell me in what I have sinned, and I will repent, honest injun, I will. You make it worse every time you speak, it is perfectly outrageous, I'll never forgive you, never, never, never l 'While grass grows and water runs'? queried Peter. His only reply was the slam of the door of the telephone booth. Prob'ly going to 'phone that Ames fellow ! he muttered. Then he went out to Miss Benton. Why are you two girls angry at each other ? Why, we're not. - O, yes, you are. W'hen two girls kiss, and call each other 'dear' in public, there's something wrong. e Miss Adams said -then suddenly- I'm sure it does not concern you at all, she snapped, flushing. I say! You ought to stay angry all the time. It makes you almost Prettv. Oh-h, I-I beg your p-pardon. He looked at the spot where Miss Benton had been, then made his way slowly down the steps. Why do I make breaks like that? he mourned. I'm always doing it with every girl. Probably, I insulted Patience Mercy Charity, and didn't notice it, so didn't apologize. She's been mad at me for two whole days now, with no sign of a let-up. It's positively discouraging, I'm going to say 'I beg your pardon' after every remark I make, hereafter. Later he found himself, by force of habit, meandering again toward Castle Rock. He had reached his old place, now, and was about to fling himself down, when he perceived a scarlet sunshade leaning against the rock. I-Im-m-red, for temper, he murmured. Picking it up, he put the cool, OLIVE AND GOLD 65 ivory handle against his hot cheek and closed his eyes. Two hands were laid violently on his bent shoulders, and he was shaken hard. Oh, Mercy, Mercy, and he captured the firm little hands. Now, tell me why you were so angry ? i Why-why, she faltered, it was because you told Miss Benton's aunt that Miss Benton was the p-prettiest girl you'd seen in a long time! Oh-h, her aumj yes! But, then, I hadn't seen you-for a whole hour Z Do you know, Peter, sometimes you are really very nice- . Peter laughed joyously, and a second later the red parasol was lying on the ground. Gazing out at the waves over the little blond head, he declaimed as best he might: The love of gentle Mercy is not feign'd, It falleth as the bright sunshine from heaven, Upon sweet Pete beneath ! ,i -Dorothy Osborne, '16, TO A TREE-TOAD. O, tree-toad, gay with coat of apple-green! While on a mossy log you calmly sit, Do you long for the summer hours to flit? For rainy winter days are you so keen? You small disturber of the night serene, Why croak from eve 'till sun the world hath lit? Why can't you cease for just a little bit, While there you're hidden among the leaves unseen? Your body small can hold a noise so great It carries far into the silent night. You're awfully queer. It is a funny sight To see your throat puffed out so like a ball, Crying for rain so late, so very late. Why long for rain? It'll soon begin to fall. ' -Ellen Bailard, 'I6. OLIVE AND GOLD DREAMING. As dreaming here I sit, I see The lovely clouds so white and fair, And fancy begins to build for me My dreamland castles in the air. Oh, tall, and fair I see them rise Against the sky so bright and blue, Till reaching to gigantic size They change and form to structures new. A city first, with glistering towers, And then a splendid warrior boldg I sit and watch for hours and hours These mystic shapes of time-grown old. I enter richly inlaid halls, And rooms where Beauty's home must be, For all within the castle walls Is mineg and I can wander free. Up long and winding paths I tread, And sit beside the fountain's spray, In softest, whitest flower bed I sink to sleep-till called away. Then castles fall, and I am back To earth again at duty's call. But need I still my vision lack? 4 Ah, no! 'Tis mine yet, all in all. -Evelyn Grant, 'I6. O MY LOVE. QA Modern Dittyj. My love, my love, my sweetest, only love, Thou art more dear to me than any girl, Your nose is white as feathers of the dove, Your teeth, when not of gold, are made of pearl, With blondine hair French-twisted up behind, With hat tipped at the forty-fifth degree, With skirt the fullest anyone could find, You look just like a fashion plate to me. But what, what think I of all this, my fair? h Of those expensive boots upon your feet? The candy, plays, to which I must stand treat? I guess I'd better beat Lt while I may, You are too dear for me-I'1l save my pay, -Dorothy Osborne, '16, OLIVE AND GOLD 67 A TOUCH OF PINK. What in thunder do I want to look up Kathelena-Christina-Evalena- or whatever her name is-for, anyhow? I don't know her, and what's more, I don't want to know her! Heaven knows I don't have to go to 'Frisco to find girls. There are too many right here in Chicago to suit me l-Say, what you puttin' that evening suit in for? Don't do it, sis, I'm not going to need anything of that sort. Oh, yes, you are, brother mine, was the merry but emphatic rejoinder. Wait till you meet Gay! You'll be on the go all the time. I've put her address on this card. She tucked the card away in the suit-case. W'ell, I'm not going out of my way to find her, anyway, answered Allen Evans, stubbornly, determined to forget his sister's request. But all the way to the depot, Ellis kept talking of the girl who had been her college chum. As Allen mapped out his trip and calculated time, he was half- conscious of a steady rumbling on. Yes, he could make it, all right, in two weeks and be back at the oliice in three. The rumble now took on meaning- And remember, Ellis was saying, She's a blonde with hair that simply won't stay done up, and her eyes are blue-violet blue, you know, and she always wears a touch of pink-a perfect dream of a girl, and full of fun! O, Allen, you'll have the time of your life! Huh ! was Allen's brotherly retort. VVhen he opened his suit-case in his room in the St. Francis hotel, the little card fluttered out. He set it up on his dresser: MISS GAY HARLEY, 1225 Taylor Street, San Francisco, Cal, That evening at dinner he happened to glance up at a girl at the table opposite-blonde hair-blue eyes-a great pink rose at her waist! But the pretty lips were overly ruby. Allen turned his attention back to his dinner. Whoever Gay Harley might be, this painted beauty was not she. Gay had been his sister's chosen friend, , Two days later Allen dressed for dinner after a hard day of sharp business dealings. Everything promised well, but he would have to Wait till Saturday for the final decision., As his lingers busied themselves with his collan buttons, his relaxed mind wandered on: Four days at his disposal-better look up that girly-what the deuce was her name? Blue eyes-tumbled golden hair--touch of pink-where was that blooming card? Gone? O, this was luck! He looked everywhere, possible and impossible, rang the bell, questioned the maid, and, on the whole, was mighty glad that chance had relieved him of this irksome brotherly task. A At the office he was handed two letters. He opened one from Ellis: Had he seen Gi? She had written her that he woud call-etc., etc. 68 OLIVE AND GOLD G--? G--? G--? Not much of a clue by which to find a girl in a city of nearly five hundred thousand population. But then there was the touch of pink- Mechanically he had opened the other letter and was reading an invi- tation from a Mrs. Howett, a former Chicagoan, now a resident of San Francisco. Ellis had written her also that her brother was to be in the city for a few days. She was giving a dinner dance on Thursday and would be delighted if Mr. Evans could arrange to come. Remembering his quest-and likewise his dress-suit-he wrote a note of acceptance almost eagerly, then went in to dinner. The great dining-hall was crowded. He took his place and ate in gloomy grandeur. Aware of being gazed at, he raised his eyes to encounter the heavy-lidded blonde at the table opposite. She still wore the touch of pink -the rose, the cheeks, the lips! After dinner, he strolled restlessly out to the busy street, gay with electric lights and pleasure-seekers. A limousine -stopped near him, a young lady stepped from the door, chatting merrily with her father. Allen opened his eyes widely, for she stood in a soft pink evening cloak, from under which peeped pink satin slippers! In a trice, she was shut from his sight by a' group of bright-eyed girls. Allen started, fascinated-the one nearest him wore a great pink roseg from the hat of the next, drooped a soft pink plume, the next was a veritable human rose-bud. In utter wonderment, Allen turned and bought his ticket to a play-the heroine was a vision of silver and pink. :sf wk x :sf if if The faces that greeted him at the Howett mansion were strange to him, but the sweet informality of his hostess and the home-feeling of her greeting, put him at ease. He even forgot blondes and touches of pink until all were gathered at the long dining table. Then it came back to him with a rush. Looking down the long table, he discovered with amazement that four of the young ladies of the party werevblondesg furthermore, every women there, except the hostess herself, wore a touch of pink ! Rhinestones in the hair of one, a wee rose on the gown of another, a girdle, a whatnot-it was there, it was everywhere-that haunting touch of pink l He got through the dinner somehow and they were back in the drawing room, when the velvet curtains parted to admit a young woman, all in filmy white. O, I'm awfully rude to be so late! I was busy right up to the very last minute-extra English class, you know. I vowed I'd not start it, but I just had to-they're so eager ! A Mrs. Howett greeted the girl warmly. , Do tell us about your Juans and -Iuanettasf' begged Miss Day. Coaxing was not necessary 3 the girl seemed bubbling over with en- thusiasm: Pableau's leg is still in splints, .she began, and Anna was delighted with her doll, Annet. She's named her for you, she nodded to her hostess. juan is my English shark, Juanetta is to stay with me all next week and I am to give her cooking lessons. I Allen looked at the chattering girl in the filmy gown-cooking lessons! OLIVE AND GOLD 69 I've done as much as I can for Ignacio, myself, she was saying, Mon- sieur De Masse will help him now. The Monsieur is charmed with his talent. O, you just can't imagine how interesting they all are, each one a little different, and all of them doing so splendidlyf' The miracle is explainedg you are the teacher, said one of the young gallants that had gathered around her. The orchestra struck up the latest popular melody and the hostess led the way to the spacious ball-room. Allen danced with all four of the blondes, and, to his satisfaction, dis- covered that, though their eyes were blue, they were not violet blue, you know. At last his hostess led him to the slum worker enthusiast, as he called the zealous Teacher. In the crash of music and chattering of voices, there was a mumble of names. I I'm really tired, she sighed. Would you mind-- Certainly, you must be very weary after such a strenuous day, Miss+ er-ah- We'1l sit out this dance. It is quiet on the veranda. Out in the California moonlight, the girl lapsed into silence as she relaxed in the large wicker chair. It's beautiful hereg it rests one ,through and through, she said at last, pushing her lingers into her soft low pompadour. She readjusted a hairpin. l'It simply won't stay done up, she said, apologetically. Allen started in surprise as he heard this girl, whom they called Teacher, repeat his sister's very words. He looked at her suddenly, but was almost relieved when he saw that she wore not the tiniest touch of pink -hardly the faintest hint in her cheeks, even, he noticed, and for some inexplicable reason, he felt a feeling of resentment against those little Mexicans. V You are a stranger in San Francisco, are you not? she asked, then laughed. Your name is Mr. Evans, isn't it? I think I heard the others call you that. I don't believe you know my name ! banteringly. Allen joined in her laugh. Why, your name is 'Teacher,' isn't it ? She looked at him with merry, sparkling eyes. . What do you think it is? Guess ! Happy, he teased back. Y Good guess ! she answered, but you used the wrong word. It's 'Gay- Gay Har1ey'. Suddenly a Whole Hood of thought connections were set loose in Allen's brain. Gay-of course, it was Gay-Gay Harley! B-but, he stammered, W-where's the 'touch of pink'? The touch of pink ? she asked, bewildered. . The hair is all right-'won't stay done up 5' and-say, let me look at your eyes! Yes, they're blue-'violet blue, you know,' but 'the touch of pink'? Please, Mr. Evans, There was no laugh in the girl's tone now. Do kindly forbear expressing your opinion further concerning my person. As 70 OLIVE AND GOLD for my frowsy hair, I assure you, it is of greater aggravation to myself than it could possibly be to you, and as for my eyes- O, I beg your pardon! broke in Allen, energetically: Allow me to explain! I'm Allen Evans of Chicago, brother of Ellis Evans, your college friend. Oh, cried the girl, jumping up from her chair, Ellis, my dear Ellis- her brother? She gave him both her hands, impulsively. You see, she described you to me-in, fact, she gave me your address, but I-well, I'm rather shy, he finished lamely. And she told you about my mussed-up hair! The, old dear! Nobody knows better than she what a torment it is to me. Yes, and about your eyes, he answered, audaciously smiling into those two violet orbs. But the 'touch of pink? she asked, still puzzled. Why, she said you always .wore 'a touch of pink', he replied now seriously. The darling goose! she laughed. In fact, she sank again into the great chair and shook with laughter. Did the old dear think that I should wear pink all my life long? I'm mighty glad you aren't going to, answered Allen, for I think I'm almost sick of that same 'touch of pink'. -Vera Fine, 'I6. PUFFS FROM UNCLE JEREMIAH'S CORN-COB. All the world's a stage! But don't forgit your part, Miss, Ef ya smile when ya shud weep, It'l1 sure upsot the cart, Miss. It aint the part o' all o' us To be the primer-donner. There's got to be the back-ground parts What don't get any honor, There's got to be the folks What helps to shift the scene, An' them that allers stays behind To make-up in between, Or, All the world's a stage, Miss, Our parts is all assigned. You'll likely gleam among the stars, I'll shift the scenes behind, -Vera H. Fine, '16, OLIVE AND GOLD 71 A FAIRY sToRY. By a Fail-ychiid. - lDedicated to the Presiding Genius of the Seniors.1 Once upon a time a Senior class believed in fairies. Some of these Seniors saw different fairies, but the Fairychild saw very curious ones. This is the story: ' Did you ever hear of the twin fairies who preside over the destiny of the Seniors? Nobody knows how old they are: For all they are so kind and full of wisdom, they are pretty and happy, too. One's name was Imheri. Her twin was Soami. Their dresses were bright and glistening. They waved their tiny wands and threw their lovely charms from the shining windows of their wonderful brown houses. These little fairies wanted to make everybody good and happy, but just below them in the wise kingdom of Seniorule, dwelt a naughty little neighbor, who pinched, and pulled, and clouded everything in such a way, that folks often entirely missed the deeds of the good twin fairies. She sat on a straight and narrow branch in front of a dark, red cave: and her gown was of the same shade exactly, so that some people never saw her at all. Her name was Tritofus. Now fairies may have their revels at night, but they are very busy all day long. Imheri and Soami helped the Seniors in the most wonderful way. Whenever a Senior thought of those fairies and wished to make a good recita- tion, the wish would always come true. Yet Tritofus was. such a bother! The twin fairies would laugh and smile in such an encouraging way that the Senior actually became strong enough to stand away from his desk. They whispered to him that he was an A student, that, he was a Senior, that he was-why, that he was nearly perfect! Then, Tritofus would begin again. She would laugh, and the Senior would actually think that the teacher was laughing at him. Tritofus would take her silken little wand and tickle the poor! Senior on his august nose, and he would begin to feel silly. Tritofus would keep on doing funny little tricks that made the others laugh. Mr. Senior would grow rapidly weaker and weaker. Then, Tritofus, the little mite, would make a sudden dart against the sorry Senior and he would slide down ignominiously into his seat. When you get to be a great, big Senior, watch out for Tritofus! You may laugh at all her funny little ways and naughty pranks, just so longas you are in your geag but when you get up on your feet, wish with all your might, that Imheri and Soami will help you to recite. . -M. F., 'I5. 72 OLIVE AND GOLD , ONE. Q QARKNESS on the desert-no ray of light nor star pierced silence, heavy and oppressive--the mysterious swish of sand 1 -... Z under the slow moving feet of a camel-a gurgle of running the heavy gloom. Silence-the sudden call of a jackal- lkl lkgill V water-a cry of anguish-and silence. ' Suddenly the clouds pass, a timid moon casts its weak rays of light on the turbulent waste of sand. A man, bronzed and bearded, sat swaying upon the camel's back, still holding an empty canteen, While great hot tears of hopelessness and rage, coursed down his sunken cheeks. The camel, unable to go farther, knelt and gently deposited his burden on the sands. How warm and soft it felt! How silvery and kind it looked in the moonlight! The man laughed, and ran his fingers through it, and threw handfuls of the glittering warm stuff in the air. Q See, Zeda, we have found it. The hidden treasure. He staggered to his feet and poured handful after handful into the empty canteen, talking disjointedly to his camel the while- We can return now to her and the little one. How they will welcome us! And you, Zeda, will be the most honored camel in the land. Yes, Minna-the little one is almost a man now. --Ah, child, you know not- Yes, Zeda, it's here for the night and then home- There is a light in the tent- S A great glimmering star made a pin prick in the dark, hung glittering for a moment, and then faded- . She is coming-to-meet us-Zeda-yes, Minna, coming--coming-- He staggered forward a few paces, fell and lay still. A cloud passed over the moorg a jackal answered its mate, and then- Darkness and Silence. The Desert had claimed the invader and her hoards remained untouched. . , ,A -Mary Graham, 'I5. Liilll Q Q .ai ,nlllmf - X 9 , 4. ' -' X Z! T .. 3 'N OLIVE AND GOLD 73 YOU NEVER CAN TELL. fThis story is dedicated to one lately become famous for his managerial skill. The moral of the story is obvious.j UDGING by my knowledge of human nature, said Herald, lijll as he paused on the trail, I should say that the majority of ' this party is all in. Suppose we stop and rest awhile. .1 The Senior class, on the last lap of their tramp up to 5 1 , . . Sexton s, had found the trail a hard one. Charles, with a great sigh of relief, set his bag of oranges on a wet rock and threw himself on the ground beside it. Charles is great on physics and chemistry, but evidently he had not yet studied the capillary attraction of paper bags. He soon discovered it for himself, however, for, when he again started on his climb up the mountain, the sudden decrease of the weight of the bag informed him that he no longer possessed his oranges. He turned, and behold! his recent purchase rolled merrily down the hillside. Stop 'eml Catch 'eml Quick! he yelled, as he outraced Atalanta after the fast disappearing golden apples. Down they rolled into the brush, with the valiant Charles in full pursuit. Everybody screamed with laughter, but their mirth was shortlived, for our hero's foot suddenly caught in a vine and he fell headlong into a patch of wild gooseberries. Silence, more oppressive than curses-even the twitter ofthe birds seemed to cease-a moment of tense uncertainty-then a general rush toward the scene of disaster. Charlie was just picking himself up when the rescue party arrived. Hurt, old man P asked Harold anxiously. Not so's you'd notice it, growled the injured one, but these briars aren't just exactly what you'd call comfortable. My! but this'1l make a good story for 'The Forge', said Henry. Just you try it, replied Charlie, looking up from the task of disengaging the briars from his flesh and from his clothing. Oh, all right, said the urbane Henry. The few remaining oranges were collected and the journey up the trail was resumed. The Sexton camp was reached and the boys and girls separated into divisions to settle into camp for the night. Mason, of course, did not do any real work, Chester fooled around, and Henry O'Leary rushed about telling everybody what to do. Baldy made fire-building a pretext for staying near the girls. The coffee was put on to boil, and soon the delightful aroma made every- body ravenously hungry. Winona, who was presidingover the coffee pot, asked Charlie to go after a pail of water. He obligingly seized the pail and started down to the spring, followed by several idle Senior joshers. He never distinctly remembered what did happen, but suddenly the tin pail went bounding and clattering down the ravine, and, like the famous jill, he found himself tumbling after. A large sycamore got in the way and some- what unceremoniously stopped the sudden flight. For the second time that 74 OLIVE AND GOLD day, as Charlie was just getting to his feet, his companions reached him. , Thought you'd beat us, didn't you? said Walter by way of greeting. Seems as though you succeeded, all right. Charles was not hurt, oh, nog he just did this sort of thing for his own amusement. He was now on his hands and knees between the rocks, one hand on the ledge of rocks and the other dipping the bucket down into the spring. His hand slipped-with a mighty splash, he disappeared beneath the surface of the icy water! 'It's the little things that wreck you at the harbor's mouth', murmured George, reminiscently. Fortunately, the water was not deep, our hero was fished out, and led shivering up the hill. fFrom this time on, we shall call him Chili. j For mercy's sake, what has happened ? cried Winona in alarm. Oh, we've been fishing, exclaimed Alan, and we have caught a lobster ! Classy story for 'The Forge', again ventured the enterprising Henry. N-n-not m-mu-much! chattered the shaking youth, almost dead with the cold. Winona proceeded, after the manner of mothers-of-men to make him dry up, and dry out. An eon or two passed and the spread was ready. Oh, how good it all tasted! How jolly it was to sit under the great spreading oak and eat with one's fingers. Soon the dark fell and no one will ever know what slimy things with legs did crawl -but that's another story- There were many kinds of cake close at hand, but perverse Mary and wilful Dorothy decided that they wanted a certain pink-and-white ivariety, which was out of reach, near the center of the table. Chili, despite his shrunken trousers, attempted to procure the desired pastry, but, alas, he slipped on an innocent pickle! Here V' shouted Harold in dismay, that's no place for a heavyweight like you l Alas, poor Chili was seated in the midst of one of Gertrude's jealously guarded custard pies! ' Cheer up, sir, cheer up, said the comforting voice of Champ. You would never imagine what a respectable gentleman will do on ah outing, sir. Another good one for 'The Forge', said the ubiquitous Henry. Not on your life! snapped the now peppery Chili. And this much- praised and one-time-good-natured lad went off by himself into the woods and ate worms. CN. B.-Those were, perhaps, not the only worms-but that's another story-J ' Moral: A man may achieve great things, to be overcome at last by trifles. YOU NEVER CAN TELL. -Maggie Brassfield, 'I7. If OLIVE AND GOLD THE SENIOR ENCAMPMENT. The Seniors sat in council deep, Planning a jubilee: O whaur will Fifteen gang next month, An' what's the trip to be? Then up an' spak Miss Culver To Sexton's go, quoth she, The likes of it was never heard Outside of poesie. 'Twas on the merry fourth o' June, That Seniors, gay or prim, A' cast their glances at the skies, Their blankets at the gym. With the ladies' baggage, Snookie bold Steered prancing mules sae fair, And prayers from him did oft depart To earth, and linger there. Blankets, Tin Lizzies, and gasoline, A sputter and roar and bang, Sparks flew from the ground under each machine, As the clashing bevels sang. LEditor's Note: Here the poet seems to find the effort of carrying Tin Lizzies and gasoline to be too much for old ballad style, and he resigns himself to the modern.1 Up De la Vina and off to the hills, Over Hollister, Modoc, so fleet- But, oh,, lemonade! when we came to the grade We had to shag up on our feet. VVhat scorching smell is this in air? What prayerful sound is now heard? Slip's blanket on tin chariot ?- Did Slip say a naughty Word? Now beats the murderous sunlight down Eight Weary miles to hoof, Below us lies the road to towng Above, the grade so tough. The boys must foot it all the Way With blanket rolls. Unlawful Butterfly picks up two bricks on the roadg What he says when he feels 'em is awful. OLIVE AND GOLD At last! We're nearing the Sexton's ranch, But one more mile to tramp! Hilda Blithe and fair Margaret ' Will beat us all to camp. Ah, sad to say, they miss the way g We chase them many a mile, These maidens vain are last of the train- They orto have waited a while. We had our cooks all there detailed, But few could peel a spud, Without our old friend Thomas Ginn We'd have whistled for our grub. Brave Lockard of the aching heart, Bither and Lovey and Slip, Snookie, Cornelius, Smith, and Ginn Did most of the work that trip. Cafeteria , then around the fire We gathered for song and jest. Our voices to the tuneful lyre We lent with soulful zest. The ghosts they prancedg the fireflies danced Our songsters warble for us, But every time young Mason sang The mules joined in the chorus. At midnight, go we to our downy cots To get much-needed sleep. Alas! alack! most vain of thoughts. For us no slumbers deep. The bull-dog lifters yell and groan: We threaten, plead, protest, At two a. m. we leave our beds And join the great chin-fest. With breakfast done, we weenies swipe And leave for Santa Ynez. But those who kept us awake all night Stay in the camp to rest. OLIVE AND GOLD At the river we swim and play all day We fish, or lie or bake. A revolver shooting match is held, Solari takes the cake. lTarget two feet square, range ten feet. over by wind after eighth shot.D At eve we hike for camp and eats g And early go to rest. Some simps pour Water on our maps' We start on hillside quest. Andrus and Tyler at one a. m. Ride in and shoot up the place. Winona's voice is heard for miles, All others are out of the race. Breakfast ready, we grab our plates, Go after the smoking trout. Mason makes some chocolate fudge Which knocks Cornelius out. Our camping trip is over now, The city's down below. We wish that it could last a month, But good things don't, you know. Yet all will live in memoryg W'e'll think it o'er again, When we are far from the dear old Out in the cold world of men, We'll think of Mrs. Sexton, kind, Our Mrs. Byrd we'll seeg And oranges from Marble's place- Take all you want-they're free. Some day when we are old and gray And the canyon still is green, We will come back, in our heart we'l With our comrades of Fifteen. -Bertram B ! Target blown I n 9 High, I camp arnes, 'I 5. 78 OLIVE AND GOLD HIS FIRST WEEK. g'g WgW g'lfg 'Qg' EE WAS the greenest of green Freshmen. He did not even nnuml mlummmm S N In U1 O E 0 ZF: :s Q. O Ph 93 :s 93 c FP O 3 , O Ef 5' smumnm E. E E Em Eg 5 Eunnul FTS ,Qu- gil :- iw me 303- an BE' 248' Sip, :s go. 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She sheds her light in one full stream 'Pon sleeping universeg Nor yet forgets the deeper vales Where solitudes immerse. The distant range in dark outline 'Gainst bank of starless light, Plays miracles to wonder at, With moonbeams, dancing bright. Now here, now there, reflecting back On cliffs, chalk-white with age 5 And in between caught up with greed By somber pine and sage. And now behold! it penetrates The low-hung river mist, l. Disclosing sparkling, silver stream, By fairy moonbeams kissed. Silence prolonged g and then a rush Of whispers through the leaves: The song of night, the hymn of sleep, Earth's melody now breathes. - -Marshall Selover, '17, 80 OLIVE AND GOLD WE CAME: WE SAWg WE CONQUERED. We're Freshies green, who late have come 5 They say we're not so green as some. But since we're here, we're here to stay 5 You've' watched us grow less green each day. When we arrived, that first day here, We thought, Why, everything's so queer !' A great big library all our own- Kept by Seniors, all up grown. i We shook and quaked, ne'er answered back, just slipped down quiet, behind the stack, But now we're wise 3 we're green no more 5 We take Track Meets, Debates galore! When Prexy Cadwell starts to speak Of this or that, we don't look meekg Now we means us. Can you deny We've won our place in S. B. High? So we are ready for High life, Chock full of study, with fun rife. We sure will keep our colors flying g We mean to win g we'll be found trying. We hope to keep our little fellows From puffing up like windy bellows. Now, hear those lusty Seniors yell That same old stunt: You Never Can Tell. -Lotus Alderman, ' I8 A SONNET: UPON LOOKING AT THE IIA ENGLISH CLASS When I consider how our days are spent In pond'ring and in conning useless books, I cease to wonder at our haggard looks, For little time to mirth or play is lent. With countless lessons homeward are we sent- No time have we to learn to be good cooks, No time to cast the fly or bait with hooks- All this we must forego-on learning bent! O, teachers! from assignments pray desist, By all the gods of youth we appeal to you! Hours spent with Nature surely are the best. Lay it not on your conscience that we've missed The call of Springtime. Don't you feel it, too? Come, have a heart and let us have a rest. -Matie Boyl, '1 OLIVE AND GOLD 81 THE JUNIOR COLLEGE. This year has been one of innovation and improvement for the Santa Barbara Junior College. Not only is there a greater feeling of responsibility among the students, but the class is better organized, and it -has furthered more activities than ever before. But with this growth is strongly felt the necessity of having the Junior College Advisor free to devote more of his time to the affairs of the college. If the college cannot be given a separate building, there should be, at least, some one at the head of the institution able to devote his special efforts toward its success. Considered even from a commercial standpoint, the Junior College is a great asset to Santa Barbara since it brings to the city a class of people who, otherwise, would have no reason for coming. Those who have the interests of the college at heart see no reason why the Junior College should not grow to the proportions of the Santa Barbara Normal, and become as important an acquisition to the community. Theses Published. Commendation has come frequently from the University of California for the work done in the junior College, and it is time that the public should know more definitely just what is being done. At the end of this year, a number of theses, representative of the work, will be printed and kept on file, copies will be sent to the university and to the other Junior Colleges in the state. Six papers are to be chosen from each course in English, Psychology, and History-selection to depend upon material, organization, finish, and interest to the general public. This offers an opportunity for some public-spirited person to encourage the editing of good material. . Stimulating Talks. At the Regular Monthly Roll-Call Meetings, the Junior College students have listened to some interesting discussions, notable among which were those given by Principal Hollingshead and Mr. E. J. Hummel, the athletic coach. Mr. Hollingshead spoke on What is Back of Everything , the theme of his talk being that You cannot explain the facts of existence by mere chance, where everything else is subtracted there must be, after all, a great purpose. Mr. Hummel's topic was What I Believe, and Why. He developed the idea that one must arrive at conclusions through his own reasoning, and each for himself. It is hoped that, during the coming year, the college students may have greater opportunity to thus get in touch with the broader viewpoint on mat- ters that are of moment to them. Social Events. The Students who returned from college for the Christmas holidays were 82 OLIVE AND GOLD entertained at a dancing-party, given by the Junior College on December 22, in the Woman's Club. The Junior College social committee managed the affair ably. On May 1, the junior College entertained the Senior class with a supper and dance in the new gymnasium. Very attractive was the big Gym, decorated with greenery, and flowers in yellow and white, the college colors. After the welcome by the class president, Miss Napier, members of the faculty and of the two classes responded to the toastmaster, Mr. Fred McCloskey. The high school orchestra played during supper, and for the dance. The Junior College Play. The greatest event in the way of college activities was the presentation of Hermann Suderman's The Far-Away Princessi' on May 21, at Recreation Center. ' Under the capable direction of Dr. Westergaard, head of the History department, the play was successfully achieved, and this without the strain of night rehearsals. For the selection of the play, the class is indebted to Mrs. Byrd, and we take this opportunity to express our appreciation of the very material assist- ance in costuming rendered by Miss Christal, Miss Dimmick, Miss Gamble, and Mrs. Sexhauer. We also wish to thank Mr. Fred McCloskey, the manager of the play, for his untiring effort toward the success of the production. On the play-committee were: Miss Alice Barnes Qchairmanj, Miss Esther Howard Ccostumesj, Miss Hazel Bean Cstage settingj, Alonzo Forbush, Miss Mildred Napier, Atwell Westwick, and Miss Josephine Morgan. A discussion of the play from the spectator's point of view will be found in the Social notes of this number. College Students Win Honor. Miss Katharine McCreary and Miss Ruth Compton made Phi Beta Kappa at the University of California this year. Miss McCreary is also a member of the German honor society. Miss McCreary and Miss Compton attended the Santa Barbara Junior College when it was first instituted by Mr. Olney in IQII, ' Course of Study for 1915-1916. The course of study in the Junior College for next year will comprise: second year English, a study of the development of English literature 5 second year History, the nineteenth and twentieth centuries g first year Psychology, first year Chemistryg College Algebra and Analytic Geometryg Elementary Analysis QMathematics for culture collegej 3 and Surveying Clectures and office work to supplement field work already donej. Courses in first year college Physics, Descriptive Geometry, and Advanced Mechanical Drawing will be given if there is a demand for them. One of the greatest necessities of the college is a further extension of the science course, at present there is a demand for courses in Biology and Astronomy which cannot be supplied. There is need, too, of Physical Training as part of the regular work. OLIVE AND GOLD 83 Although students are excused by both the big universities from physical and military training if transferred with the required number of units and the entrance requirements in academic work, great would be the gain if the Junior College students could have some physical training before they enter the university. Josephine Morgan, junior College, '17, JUNIOR COLLEGE COMEDY, or p USWEETS TO THE SWEET. fAs seen by a H. S. Freshmanj Time: March 5, after Junior College Candy Sale. Place: South steps of Santa Barbara High School. The Girl: Miss Harriet Ryan, charming junior College girlie. The Man: Mr. Clarke, ever-gallant Senior. Minor Members of the Cast: Mrs. Byrd, dignified member of faculty. Mob: Several girls of Junior College. Several Senior boys. . Action: Harriet Ryan fexcitedlyj-Oh, girls, look! they've hoisted our pennant. Well, this is no longer the Santa Barbara High School, but the Santa Barbara junior College. Behold! Our Hag! Long may it wave! fEnter Mrs. Byrd.j Mrs. Byrd4What are you Senior boys following those college girls around for? They haven't any more candy. Clarke Cwith his sweetest, broadest smilej-No, but they have the re- ceipts. fEditor's comment: Clarke is strong on receipts. See May Queen Con- test, p. I, Chap. 1.1 Mrs. Byrd Qsternlyl-O, Harold, you're too young to be so depraved-or perhaps you mean the recipes. fLaughterD. If I were you little girls, I would get these long, lank Seniors to take this broom, which they have used so nobly to hoist your pennant, and now use it to sweep up the front hall. Girls fall togetherj-Yes! Yes! CProtests from Senior Boys. Hurry. Noise. Scramble. Exeunt Mrs. Byrd and Seniors, except the gallant Champ, who smiles benignly on the group of College Maidsj. ' Harriet fwhose voice breaks sweetly on the deserted airy-O, Harold, I tell you what we'll do. If you will be good and sweep the front hall up nice for us, we'll bring you a great big box of candy next Monday. Clarke fever-gallant but watchful of the main chancej-Say, is this a skin game? - Girls fall together gleefullyj--No ! No! Harriet ,fcoming closer and rising on tip-toes to reach Clarke's left earl- 84 OLIVE AND GOLD But be sure you don't tell the College boys, because if you do we are liable to get into trouble. Remember! Clarke fdoing a 440 with the broomj-Secrets are my long. Neil shall never hear of this! CQuestion: Did Champ get his candy?j -Francis Selover, '18, AS SENIORS SHADOWS SEE. QGleaned from the Class in Miltonj And shadows brown that Sylvan loves - Expression as harmless as two turtle doves- And yet it brought forth the fiercest discussion: Brain clashed on brain, in the sharpest concussion. For it seems human eyes with self-same aim Report not shadows to each one the same. Some see 'em one way, some see 'em t'other And thus grew strife twixt Senior brother. The class relmgled impressionists bold- Bobby Cadwell-so I am told, T heir shadows are of purple hue, While Mrs. Byrd's are fringed with blue. O'Leary, great to gain renown, Agrees with Milton, that they're brown. While shadows cast by johnson's light Appear to him to be a dark white. Leona's come in a veil of grey 5 And Bither sees 'em neutral lay. Transparent Gertrude, if you please, A blotch of nothing is what she sees. The flick'ring shadows as they,re seen By junior Bernice are just green. QBut this, my friends, you must expect, From a mere junior, unelect.J Now, who on earth would ever think That Myra sees 'em Hgreyish pink ? And surely Kenneth brains doth lack When he declares them Ulightish black ! Aquila King a cross doth make: Grey and black together take, But in the mixture, note-Alack! A little heavy on the black ! Blushing young Bertram, early and late,- Insists that shadows are simply slate , Thus on and on the discussion ran, Arriving no further than when we began, Till Baldy said: VVhy objects just fling A shadow whose color's the same as the thing . CAlas, see B. Q.'s standing loweredlj Mrs, Byrd's shadow is green on the board ! -Ruth Culver, 'I 5. Jan. Ian. Ian. Ian. Ian. Ian. Ian. Jan. Jan. Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb 1915 1915 IQIS 1915 1915 1915 1915 1915: 1915 1915 1915 1915 1915 1915 1915 A 'E ,Vx I fr 1' 1' 1 4 1 C v'll1411' 1 f JM SCHOOL NOTES. School opened. After enjoying the holidays and turning over new leaves on New Year's Day, we resumed studies with vigor. General Assembly. Student-bodyggaeeting. Dance. The Sophomores entertained with a delightful dance at Recreation Center. General Assembly. Student-body meeting. General Assembly. Mr. James Campilia and Miss Alice Anrooney delighted the school with a violin and piano duet. The selection played was from Il Trovatore. Barry Cup Contest. Won by Mason Le Baron, with Sydney Cooper second. Base-ball. Santa Barbara defeated Oxnard, at Oxnard. Oxnard I, Santa Barbara I2. General Assembly. Miss Coutelenc, a graduate of this school, entertained the student-body with several violin selections. The music was well appreciated. Quorum Farce. Anti-Aunts, a clever farce, was presented by a well chosen cast from the Quorum at Recreation Center. Second half-year begun. Seventy Freshmen were admitted peacefully, as Mr. Hollingshead said, No hazing. Baseball. Santa Barbara won a great victory from Fillmore, and brought back the Independent Cup. Fillmore 3, Santa Barbara 8. Half-holiday. Granted the school to enable the students to attend the opera, Il Trovatoref' General Assembly. Student-body meeting. General Assembly. Orchestra. General Assembly. A Lincoln Day program during the seventh period. The speakers were Mrs. Byrd, Mr. Hollings- head, Mr. Robertson, Mr. Westergaard, and Mr. Armstrong. 86 Feb. Feb. Feb . Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Mar. Mar Mari Mar Mar Mar Mar 17, 18, IQ, 20, 22, 24, 25, 1 3 4 9 .IO 11, .15, 16 Mar. I7 7 I 7 ! Y Mar. 19, Mar. 24, Mar. Mar. 25, 27, Apr- 5, Apr. 6, Apr. Apr. 9, 14, 1915: 1915: 1915: 1915: 1915: 1915! 1915: 1915 1915 1915 1915 1915 1915: 1915 1915. 1915 191 5 1914- 1914- 1915: 1915: 1914: 1915: OLIVE AND GOLD General Assembly. Song practice. General Assembly. Orchestra. Senate Play. Dear Cyril was cleverly presented by the Senate at Recreation Center. Senate Banquet. General Assembly. Mr. Robertson delivered an address on Washington. The school did not adjourn for the day. General Assembly. Student-body meeting. ' General Assembly. Orchestra. General Assembly. Treasurer Solari announced at the student-body meeting, that the Forge had deposited 534.00 in the school treasury. . General Assembly. Orchestra. General Assembly. The school was entertained by two well rendered vocal solos by Miss Hazel Dickover, of Chicago. Mrs. Ferguson accompanied her. General Assembly. It was moved and seconded we should give a barbecue to raise money for the track meet. General Assembly. Orchestra. V General Assembly. Rev. Johnson, of Los Angeles, gave some humorous readings which made the students want more. General Assembly. Prof. Charles Alexander rendered a program from the celebrated negro poet, Paul Laurence Dunbar. General Assembly. The local chapter of the Daughters of the Revolution awarded prizes for best papers on the Revo- lutionary War. The first prize, 35.00, went to Myra Fair- child: the second prize, of 32.50 to Bertram Ba rnesg honorable mention was given to Pearl Gidney, Louise Henderson, and Henrietta Naftel. Mrs. W. B. Metcalf made the presenta- tions. General Assembly. The student-body enjoyed a talk by Mr. joseph Chapelle of the National Magazine Publishing Com- pany. 6:30 p. m., Quorum banquet. General Assembly. Student-body meeting. General Assembly. Orchestra. April 4-Vacation. ' General Assembly. A quintet from the Tuskegee Institute delighted the school during the seventh period with several vocal selections. General Assembly. Student-body meeting. Senior Play. Bernard Shaw's You Never Can Tell was staged by the Seniors and scored a big success. It netted S600 to the Scholarship Fund. ' General Assembly. Student-body meeting. It was moved and seconded that the Forge should be made into a weekly instead of a bi-weekly paper. The motion carried. Apr. 16, Apr. 21, Apr. 23, Apr. 24, Apr. 26, Apr. 28, Apr. 29 May 1 May 5. May 6 May 7 May 8 May II May I3 May I4 May I5 I ! ,' ! I 1915 1915 1915 1915 1915 1915 IQIS 1915 1915. 1915 1915 1915 1915 1915 1915 1915 OLIVE AND GOLD 87 Seniors entertained. The Juniors entertained the Seniors with a dancing party. The juniors sang their songs and the Seniors responded with the three of theirs. A very good time, juniors! General Assembly. Student-body meeting. Election of May Queen. Miss Lucie Tornoe, a member of the Senior class, was elected to represent the school as Queen of the May at the May Festival, 8:00 p. m. Finals of the Inter- class Debates, won by the Freshmen. Ernest Olds and August Deleree represented that class. Carpinteria Track Meet. A meet was held at Carpinteria for boys under eighteen years of age from schools of Ventura and Santa Barbara counties. Boys from S. B. H. S. won the meet, with Santa Paula a close second. Rally. The morning assembly was used as a congratulation rally for the track team that won at Carpinteria, and for the Freshman debating team that won the school championship. Mr. Blaisdell of Pomona College also spoke at this assembly. Student-body meeting. Announcement that the Annual Track Meet would be held at the race track. Assembly. Mr. Hill, state-secretary of the Y. M. C. A. for colleges, spoke to us. 3:35 p. m. Interclass Meet. The Seniors won. The scores were as follows: Seniors 59, juniors 46. Sophfomores 8, Freshman 0. ' Entertainment. The Junior College Class entertained the Seniors with a supper and dancing party in the Gym . In spite of the stormy night, we had a fine time. We thank you, College Class. Assembly. Student-body Meeting. Treasurer announced that there is S208 in the treasury. Music. Orchestra. Bon-fire Rally. The anual serpentine and bon-fire rally for the Track Meet was held. A tremendous success. Tri-County Track Meet. Fillmore won the meet, with Santa Barbara second. The scores were as follows: Fillmore 54, Santa Barbara 31, Ventura 24, Thacher 4. 8:00 p. m. Track Dance. Held in the Gym . Rally. The athletes that took part in the Track Meet thanked by the school. Assembly. Student-body meeting. May Festival. Held at Athletic Park. 8:00 p. m. Lloyd-Cup Debate. Winona Higgins won the Lloyd Cup with a very able debate. Gertrude Hardcastle was second. Skating party. The athletic girls of the school entertained the boys with a skating party. Great time, girls! 88 May 18, 1915' May 19, 1915. May 20, IQI5 May 21, IQI5 May 22, 1915 May 24, 1915 May 17, 1915 May 28, 1915 May 31, 1915 june 1, 1915: June 2, 1915: Iune 4-6, IQI5 : june 8, 1915: June 20, 1915: June 23, 1915: June 24, 1915 Iune 25 1915- June 27, 1915: OLIVE AND GOLD Music. Mrs. Hummel sang a charming song-cycle written by Miss Gesena Koch, who accompanied Mrs. Hummel at the piano. The music was greatly appreciated by the students. Period VII. Peace Day. A Peace Day program under the auspices of the Senate and Quorum. The speaker was Dr. Benjamin Goodridge, who gave an able and sincere address. Assembly. Frank Price, ,O9, now Doctor of jurisprudence addressed the student-body on Student Control . He paid a tribute to the school and its faculty. Assembly. Student-body meeting. Freshman Track Meet. The Freshmen defeated the Carpin- teria Union High School track team in a meet held on the Campus. Freshmen IO4M, Carp. 58M. 8:00 p. m. junior College Play. The Junior College Class presented A Far- Away Princess at Recreation Center. The play was a great success. The class deserves much credit for their first venture in dramatics. Athletic Boys' Dance. The athletic boys of the school enter- tained the girls with a dance in the Gym , Assembly. Rev. M. P. Welcher, of New York, spoke to the school on the cigarette habit and its effects. The talk was well taken. Parent-Teacher Association. Election of officers: President, Mrs. D. V. Deuelg Vice-President, Miss Dorothy Davisg Secretary, Mrs. James Wilson, Treasurer, Mrs. D. H. Long. Assembly. Student-body meeting. 8:00 p. m. Freshman entertainment. An enjoyable evening. Memorial Day. Holiday. Assembly. Mr. Hollingshead paid a tribute to the old soldiers. Assembly. Student-body meeting. Senior Encampment. Held at Sexton's Ranch on the San Marcos Pass. Entertainment. By the Australian Student-Tourists, under the auspices of the Santa Barbara High School. Baccalaureate Sermon. junior Farce. Alumni Banquet and Ball. Commencement. Vacation. . - Baldy Quintero, ,I5. m Pj 4 D11 Z '-1 I SU O F 5 97 -4 UQ 99 '1 5. ra W N 0 :J I5 CD ff' :- O '1 no : Q. m CD ff.: O CI 3 5 N 5 CD uaxolg 90 'xaloog ual:-JH 03 auoq 'uosepq ulaq 'xeqqogg 'I-WIOS '9I911V '99JJ IS P? 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L . 11 A 9,1 , . , . V , .A., ww . W gi P ff '- . - . 'eu' , -. :4:1 '1y: .v ,'L,..5. Q .i 1 , Q , ' f '- , 'Tlf '25 J 'i -':1 ?1, ':-,1531,-iw. ' . A ,if ':fSiT'iQe'E Fi ,J ' - ...V IQ vgigvzilk --wwf .emu ESX 4 Q , YV . wg ' 1 '11-33 f 11. if ' ' yi : .,.,, , fe rwnnmirxo s DEBATING. This has been a year of signal success in the field of public speaking. Interest, without exception, has been at a high point in all the events, each has developed new material and disclosed hidden ability. The value of this art can hardly be overestimated, but, nevertheless, it daily manifests itself in those who have practiced it. Perhaps the most significant achievement of the year has been the great interest and the successful work of the Freshman class. We desire to thank you, Mr. Robert- son, for your interest and ever-ready helpfulness, your training has been invaluable. . . It is hoped that our two literary societies, the Senate and the Quorum, will continue their good work, and that public speaking will continue to hold the high place it has won in student life. BARRY ORATORICAL CONTEST. The second annual Barry Oratorical Contest was held on Friday evening, January 22. A handsome silver cup was presented to the high school in 1913 by Dr. William Taylor Barry of this city, and the late Colonel John Barry Taylor of Newport, Kentucky, in honor of their grandfather, the Honorable William Taylor Barry, American diplomat, statesman, and orator of the past century. Interest and enthusiasm ran high at this contest. The contestants, in the order of their appearance, and their subjects were: Mason Le Baron, Child Labor , Marshall Selover, Municipal Government , Sidney Cooper, The Value of Permanent Highways , Edgar Lazier, Conservation of Forests and Watersheds , and George Graham, The Value of the Philippines . The judges were Rev. George P. Goll, R. M. Heggie, and A. W. Robertson. Dr. Barry, upon receiving the judge's decision, made a happy presentation speech, in which he encouraged the practice and study of oratory. He announced the results as follows: first, Mason Le Baron, second, Sidney Cooper. - Mr. Le Baron was presented by Dr. Barry in person with the beautiful individual cup-an exact replica of the school trophy. . . INTERCLASS DEBATING. Class Tryouts. The class tryout debates for the interclass contests were held on December 90 OLIVE AND GOLD . II, 1914. The following teams were chosen to represent the respective classes: Seniors, Winona Higgins, Melville Hester, with Alan Howard as alternate, juniors, Laselle Thornburgh, Lorena Burke, with Mary Schauer as alternate 3 Sophomore, Daly Dent, Vey Hopkins, with Benjamin Howell as alternate, Freshmen, August Deleree, Earnest Olds, with Emerson Morgan as alternate. These teams contested in a series of debates for the Senate Debating Cup, and for the school championship. SENIOR-JUNIOR DEBATE. Winners: juniors. The first interclass debate of the year was held on Friday evening, Feb. 12, between the Senior and junior classes. The question contested was: Re- solved, That a policy of old age insurance should be adopted by the State of California-Constitutionality waived. Winona Higgins and Melville Hester, upholders of the affirmative, ably represented the Seniors, Laselle Thornburgh and Lorena Burke, defenders of the negative, did great credit to the Juniors. The judges were R. M. Heggie, Mr. J. R. Thompson, and Mr. A. W. Robertson. They rendered the verdict: Juniors, 513, Seniors, 504. SOPHOMORE-FRESHMAN DEBATE. Winners : Freshmen. The second interclass debate, between the Sophomores and Freshmen, was held on Friday evening, March 5. The question was: Resolved, That California should be divided into two separate states. The Freshmen, in the persons of August Deleree and Earnest Olds, upheld the affirmativeg the Sophomores, represented by Daly Dent and Vey Hopkins, defended the negative. The arguments were clearly wrought out, the speakers showed that they understood their subjects. The verdict of the judges was: Freshmen, 558, Sophomores, 505. This was the first venture of the Freshmen into the debating field and it was a most successful one. Keep up your good start, Eighteen, and you will never bring anything but glory and honor to your school. FINAL INTERCLASS DEBATE. Winners: Freshmen. The final interclass debate for the Senate Cup, between the juniors and Freshmen was held on Friday evening, April 23. The question discussed was: Resolved, That the United States should own and operate the railroads within its borders. The affirmative was upheld by the Freshmen--August Deleree and Earnest Olds, the negative was defended by the Juniors--Laselle Thornburgh and Lorena Burke. All four speakers did well and showed that they had given their subject faithful study. The judges-Mr. I. C. Poole, Mr. A. W. Robertson, and Mr. Herbert Orriss-rendered the following decision: Freshmen, 3722 g juniors, 3672. '1f3?f'u- 1, , X : 1- f A J fvf fv, af 'f n fV,,' 1- -'J' if- 2: 55' Y ' i. fc 1 ' ,, Aa , .' 5 wi ag, 2, ffl R 23. 95,51 4- X4 -19152713 wx 11 'f 1 QE' L1 -fy fl' ,' 'njfx-as :F ,, , J.,-, wt: 591 eu . ff: igx fl-C , f'L , .'01-.vim '- .aw 43: ' 23 Zi 4' ,, A fi? - . :fa A Ai, ' Wir ' ' C' 45' r ' ' 1255-fs -misss N .- ,. s f , Q a 3 Q5 Z1 1 5 E OLIVE AND GOLD , 91 This debate gave the Senate Cup and the school championship for the year to the Freshmen. LLOYD CUP DEBATE. Winner: Winona Higgins. The second Lloyd Cup Debate of the year was held on Friday evening, May 14. The question contested was: Resolved, That military training should be required in all the secondary schools of the United States. The affirmative was upheld by Marshall Selover, Winona Higgins, and Charles Millerg the negative by Melville Hester and Gertrude Hardcastle. The affirmative argued from a standpoint of national safety, laying stress upon our inadequate defenses in case of war and showing the value of a reserve of military trained men. The negative discussed the question from an anti- militaristic point of view, declaring that the spirit of militarism that would thus prevail would be a greater danger to public welfare than the present improbabilities. The judges gave first place to VVinona Higgins and second to Gertrude Hardcastle. Miss Higgins gained the decision by her insistence upon the value of military training to the individual and devoid of any argument in favor of war, her contention being that strong reserve of trained men is the greatest insurance of peace to any nation. Miss Higgins is il speaker of force and conviction. This debate was the last public speaking contest of the year and closed a year of signal success in this valuable art. -Mason Le Baron, ,I5. SENATE. The Senate has held its own throughout the year and approaches the close of 1914-'15 proud of its achievement. The organization loses many Seniors by graduation, but the underclassmen are strong enough to carry on its work. The Senators who have distinguished themselves in public speaking are: Lorena Burke, Charles Miller, contestants for Lloyd Cup, Hrst semester and Junior debater in the interclass contests, Mason Le Baron, winner of the Barry Oratorical Contestg and Wiiiona Higgins, winner of Lloyd Cup for second semester. The present officers are: President, Mason Le Barong Vice-president, Henry O'Learyg Secretary and Treasurer, Leona Wescottg Journal Clerk, Matie Boylg Sergeant-at-Arms, Emmanuel Solari. A Few Typical Senate Sessions. December 8, 1914: ' Congress of Education. An introductory speech by President Le Baron opened the session. Speeches were made by the following prominent educators: Henry Lowell Q'Leary of Yale, Charles Ide Branner Miller of California, Walter Dukkenstein Johnson of Cornell, and Robert Alderman Ord of Harvard. Senator' Deuel 'gave a reading in honor of the occasion. 92 OLIVE AND GOLD Musical selections were rendered by Senators Lusby and Putnam. February 23, 1915: The Order of the Day was a debate :- Resolved, That the U. S. Govern- ment should prohibit the export of war munitions to Europe. The affirmative was upheld by Margaret Putnam and Donald Caudrong the negative by Leona Wescott and Clarence Boyl. The judges gave their decision in favor of the affirmative. March 9, 1915: The Order of the Day was a discussion: Where shall the new high school be located? Bert Thomas spoke as a member of the Chamber of Commerceg Charlotte Ayscough represented the Board of Educationg Juanita Eaton spoke from the standpoint of a studentg and Charles Wheeler con- sidered the subject from an Agricultural standpoint. The Senators then expressed their opinions, pro and con. April 20, 1915: The Order of the Day was a set debate: Resolved, That billboard advertising is a disgrace to the community and should be abolished from Santa, Barbara. The affirmative was upheld by Aloie Lusby and Emmanuel Solarig the negative by Myra Moxcey and Mamie Sangster. The decision was awarded the negative. April 27, 1915: Senate entertained by Out of Order Trio, composed of Senators Wescott, O'Leary, and Miller. The Trio was created by the President in exercising the decree of the Rules Committee, which declared in the previous session, that the first three out of order would be expected to entertain. The program consisted of stories, humorous and dialect readings. -Mason Le Baron, '15, Debating Editor. QUORUM NOTES. VVanted: More room for the Quorum. Why? Because it is growing, GROWING, GROWING!! Each year the Quorum enrollment has been growing larger, but this is the banner year. Every meeting is well attended, and clever ideas for unusual programs never cease to be originated. There has been a Spelling Match, a Grieg Day, and many other interesting programs, a few of which are appended: March 2, 1915. Piano Solo ........................ Marie Canterbury Sketch of Bryant's Life ..... . .. Norah Higgins Story of Thanatopsis ......... . . . Dorothy Wilson Reading, The Yellow Violet ...... .... M amie Riedel Reading, The Fringed Gentian ........ Florence Soule Reading, The Death of the Flowers ..... Philip Maxwell Reading, To a Waterfowl ......... Mr. Robertson Piano Solo ................ Gratia More OLIVE AND GOLD 93 March 9, 1915. Interscholastic Relations. Music ............................ Florence Randolph Short Talks: Should S. B. H. S. Establish Interscholas- tislic Relations with the High Schools of Los Angeles ?y' Debating .............................. Mary Schauer Baseball ............................ George Graham Basketball ........................... Melville Hester The Quorum Banquet was held, and was proclaimed the most successful ever given. Such good eats, and splendid speaking, and such beautiful sing- ing! It is with many regrets that the Quorum bids Senior members adieu.' May they fare well in this world of opportunities. Dorothy Diehl, Editor. nv. wma-fir IQ lATHLETICSf my I 1 ,, V ' 96 OLIVE AND GOLD BOYS' ATHLETICS. ' With Mr. Hummel as general athletic director and Dr. Stevens as baseball coach, the second semester opened with a good outlook. BASEBALL. With the close of the football season on Nov. 28, 1914, about twenty-five fellows turned out to play the national game. Under the leadership of Captain john Westwick and the direction of Coach Stevens the fellows started practice with plenty of pep, Among the veterans were Cota, Lopez, Allen, Conrad, Westwick, Clarke, and McCloskey. The latter had to drop out of the squad because of an injured knee. Among the bench men that showed up in fine style last year were Hoefling, Stewart, Stebbins, Hendry, F. Ferguson, and James McCloskey. These, with others, turned out one of the fastest teams in the history of the Santa Barbara High School. Oxnard vs. Santa Barbara. Santa Barbara I2, Oxnard I. , Oxnard's fast bunch of ball players arrived in Santa Barbara, january 23, 1915, and proceeded to try to defeat us in a friendly game of ball. The game was called promptly at 2:30. James Thomas, Frank Hendry, and Ben Lopez formed the winning battery for the Olive and Gold. The game was a very one-sided affair, Santa Barbara winning in the first inning, making nine runs and four hits. They did, as Coach Stevens said, Umake Oxnard look like a mistake. Cota was the first man up. He reached first on an error by the third l:-aseman, then stole second. Conrad grounded to third. This time the third baseman fielded the ball perfectly, and played for Cota, who reached third by one of his famous hook slides. Conrad stole second. Hoefling singled to left, scoring Barney, Conrad advanced to third and Hoefling stole second. Allen sacrificed to first, Conrad scoring, Hoefling taking third. Westwick was hit by a pitched ball and stole second. Hoefling scored on Champ's single, Westwick going to third. Clarke following the example set by the others, stole second. Ferguson was retired on a caught fly. Lopez and Chick both walked, forcing in a run. Cota also walked, making another score. ' This was a little too much for Oxnard and Lillie was brought in from center field to replace Smith. Hoefling flew to center, but reached first on Smith's error. Thomas, Cota, and Conrad scored on this error. Allen grounded out, ending the inning. Thomas retired- Oxnard in one, two, three order. At the beginning of the second inning, Oxnard pitched Holtron, of Portland, Oregon, Northwestern League. Holtron succeeded in holding us down to no runs and no hits until the seventh inning when two hits and an error scored a run. Two more runs were chalked up for Santa Barbara in the eighth. The Olive and Gold took the field in the ninth, determined to whitewash their old rival, but the first two men up succeeded in rounding the diamond OLIVE AND GOLD 97 as far as third and second. The next two men flew out. Holtron was Oxnard's next batter. Hendry tried' to walk him, but he connected with one and sent it slowly rolling down to second base. The Kaiser was a little too last and fumbled, allowing a run across the plate. The next man up struck out, ending the game. The feature of the game was the pitching by Thomas. Lopez directed the playing, from behind the stick, like a veteran. The playing of the Olive and Gold was a credit to the school and much praise is due to Coach Stevens, who not only told the fellows how to play, but showed them. Santa Barbara High School. AB. R. 1B. SB. PO. A. E. Cota, 1st .... ...... 3 2 1 1 6 1 0 Conrad, ss. ..... 4 4 2 0 2 1 3 Hoeding, 2nd 5 1 2 1 3 1 0 Allen, 3rd ...... 5 0 0 0 4 4 2 Westwick, 1. I. . . . 4 1 1 0 1 0 0 Clarke, c. f. ........ 3 1 1 1 1 1 0 F. Ferguson, r. t. .. 2 1 0 O 0 0 0 Lopez, c., ........ 3 1 0 0 9 2 1 Thomas, p. 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 Graham, r. I. .... 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hendry, p. . . 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 '1 Totals .... ............... 3 3 12 7 3 26 10 1 fs Oxnard High School. AB. R. 1B. SB. PO. A. E. Smith, 3rd ...... 4 0 1 1 4 2 0 Teubner, lst .... 4 0 0 O 8 0 0 Lillie, ss. ..... 4 0 1 0 1 1 1 Holtron, p. .... 3 0 1 0 0 3 1 Sawyer, c. f. .... 4 0 0 0 1 0 1 Glenn, l. I. .... 4 1 1 2 0 0 1 Wood, c. f. .... 3 0 0 1 9 0 1 Schmitz, p. ..... 1 0 0 0 O 0 0 Hummel, 2nd 3 0 0 0 1 1 1 Pitts, r. f. .... 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 Totals .... . . . 31 1 5 4 24 7 6 Innings- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Totals. Santa Barbara .... 9 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 2 12 Hits .......... .... 4 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 '2 8 Oxnard ............................. 0 0 0 0 0 0 O 0 1 1 Hits .............. ............... 0 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 0 4 Two Base Hits--Lillie, Hoefling, Cota. Three Base Hit-Westwick. , First on Balls-OE Schmitz, 1215 Holtron, 1213 Thomas, 141. Struck Out-By Holton, 1913 by Thomas, 181. Lett on Bases-Oxnard, 1613 Santa Barbara, 161. Double Plays-Smith to Teubner, Passed Balls-Wood, 111. Hit by Pitcher-Westwick, Ferguson, Umpire P. Marincovich. Scorer-Bither, 98 OLIVE AND GOLD i Fillmore vs. Santa Barbara. On Saturday, Feb.r6, 1915, Coach Stevens and this speedy aggregationiof ball tossers went to Fillmore. As a result, Fillmorewent down to defeat by the tune of 8-3. 3 1 ' From the time the game was called to the last man out, it was a hard fought battle, both sides taking advantage of every break. The best of sportsmanship was shown throughout, everyone accepting Hgood sportsman- ship and clean ball as the motto of the day. Besides winning our baseball trophy, the Independent Cup, one of the leading grocers of the town pre- sented us with a. box of fine apples, which everyone enjoyed. . 1 Santa Barbara got the jump on her old rival by scoring in the first inning, two more in the third and four in the fourth. Fillmore started her scoring in the fourth when Baker reached first on an error, was sacrificed to second, and scored on a timely hit. There was no more scoring until the sixth, when two additional points were chalked up for Fillmore and one for Santa Barbara. This was the only stage in the game when it looked dark for the Olive and Gold, but Chick tightened up, allowing only a few scattered hits. Santa Barbara scored again in the ninth. The Blue and White failed to make any in their half, thus ending the game. The cuplwas ours., p L The feature of the game was the fielding of Allen, who accepted six chances without an error. Thomas pitched in big. league style, allowing only five hits. Ben Lopez upheld his southern reputation by leaning on three of Mayhew's choice ones for two triples and a single out of four times up. Captain Westwick was out of the game on account of a broken finger. Coach Stevens ably directed the game. Fillmore High School. VAB. R., 1B. SB. PO. A. E. Foster, 3rd 3 O 0 0 0 1 2 Baker, 1. f. .... p 4 0 V 0 0 1 0 0 Burson, c. f. .... p 3 0 0 1 2 0 .0 Taylor, lst ...... ' 35 1 1 0 8 0 0 W. Mayhew, 2nd 31 0 0 0 2 2 0 4 1 3 1 10 1 0 3 1 J 0 1 0 0 Alcock, c. ......... X Halley, r. f. ...... I Sullivan, ss. .. 4 0 0 0 1 1 0 E. Mayhew, p. 3 0 0 0 1 4 1 Totals .... .................. 3 K0 3 5 2 .27 9 3 Santa Barbara High School. , V , AB., , R. 1B., SB. PO. A. E. Cota, 1st ,.., 5 , ,1 0 1 11 0 1 Conrad, ss. 4 1 0 0 0 2 1 Hoelling, 2nd 3 3 0 1 7 2 1 Allen, 3rd ..... 3 1 2 0 0 6 0 Clarke, c. f. . . . 4 1 1 2 0 0 0 Graham, r. f. 4 0 1 0 1 0 0 Ferguson, 1. f. .. 4 0 1 1 2 0 O Lopez, c. ..... 5 0 2 0 6 1 0 Thomas, p. 3 1 0 1 0 5 0 Totals 35 8 7 5 6 27 16 3 TE 1 .2 ii 5 3 ge OLIVE AND GOLD 99 Innings - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Totals. Santa Barbara . . . .... 1 0 2 4 0 1 0 0 0 8 Hits ......... .... ' 1 0 2 2 1 0 1 0 O 7 Fillmore ...................... .... 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 0 3 Hits .............................. 0 1 0 1 0 2 0 1 0 5 Earned Runs-Fillmore, 113. Two Base Hits-Allen, 123. Three Base Hits-Lopez, 123. First on Balls-Off Thomas, 1235 off Mayhew, 153. Struck Out-By Thomas, 143gby Mayhew, 183. Left on Bases--Santa Barbara, 193 5 Fillmore, 153. Passed Balls-Alcock, 113. Hit by Pitcher-Clarke, Allen, Taylor. Umpire-F. Middlesworths. Scorer-Bither. Interclass Baseball. Winners: Sophomores. . The Juniors, notwithstanding their poor showing in basketball, came back strong in baseball, easily defeating their opponents with large scores. The Seniors had to forfeit second place to the Sophomores and accept third place, because two of their team would not play. The first game of the series was between the Seniors and Sophomores, the latter winning by the very close score of 6 to 5. The Juniors easily won from the Freshmen 5 to 2. In the Senior Freshmen game, the babies were nearly .whitewashed by a score of I8 to 2. The juniors took first place by defeating the Sophomores I2 to 7. The last game was played between the Seniors and Sophomores. The winner of this game took second place. Good ball was played up to the last of the fourth, then there was a break, arrd in the next two innings, the Sophomores piled up eight runs to the Seniors' three, the Sophomores winning by a score of I3 to 8. The winners lined up as follows: C. Stewart, c., H. Allen, 3rd., J. Thomas, p., S. Belford, l. f., J. McCloskey, Ist., S. Voorhees, c. f., J. Twitchell, 2nd., E. Parma, r. f. A. Cota, s. s., Thanks. We wish here publicly to acknowledge our debt to Dr. Stevens for his generous expenditure of time in our behalf, and his skillful coaching, which made possible this successful baseball season. NVe certainly do appreciate what it means to a busy professional man to give up so much of his valuable time to us, and we sincerely thank him for it. Dr. Stevens is a graduate of the University of Minnesota. He played second base on the university team for three years, and after his graduation continued as coach for two more years. He offered his services to Santa Barbara High School for the love of the sport and the love of the boys. Dr. Stevens is a true sport. 100 OLIVE, AND GOLD TENNIS. n With the close of baseball, the next athletic event in order is tennis Thirty fellows signed up for the tournament which is to decide the champion of the school this year. Those qualifying for the finals were: Quintero, Crittenden, Steele, and Hoefling. Quintero won from Crittenden, 7-5, 7-6. Steele won from Hoefling, after three hard sets, 4-6, 6-3, 6-1. Steele then won from Quintero, with a score of 6-3, 8-6, and Hoefling challenged Quintero for second place, winning after a hard-fought match, with a result of 6-4, 7-5. This leaves Steele champion of the school for the season of 1914-1915. GIRLS' ATHLETICS. All our hopes and prospects for this year have been fulfilled in girls' athletics. We were, indeed, fortunate in having Miss Christal for coach and instructor. Then, too, the new gymnasium building proved a fascinating place. Interclass Games. , This year instead of just five interclass games, there has been an interclass game once a week throughout the term. The class line-ups are as follows: SENIORS: Gertrude Hardcastle, Capt., Margaret Putnam, Leona Wescott, Henrietta Naftel. Dorothy Williams, Ruth Culver. Mildred Wilson, Helen Bailard. SOPHOMORES: Marie Canterbury, Capt., Helen Lowsley, Miriam Doyle, Mildred Schauer, Marguerite Bussey, Dorothy More, Susie Chauvel, JUNIORS: Catherine Bailard, Capt., Attila Solari, Ruth Cadwell, Mary Schauer, Crescence Cook, Lorena Burke, Bernice Herd, Alma Eisenberg, Gladys McKillop. FRESHMEN: Carey Baillard, Capt., Eleanor Smith, Lois Weidman, Muriel Brown, Olive Hauan, Hilda Lee, Bernice Smith, Winifred Gerberding. Marnie Riedel, Edna Peterson. Miss Miriam Doyle, a Sophomore, is basketball captain of the school. She has done a great deal to encourage the game among the girls. The first interclass game was played Thursday, April 31, between the Seniors and Juniors, with a score of 21-18 in favor of the Seniors. This was indeed a surprise to all, as none of the Senior girls had been out for practice this year, On May 3, the second game of the series was played, between the two lower classes. The Sophomores won 20-12. The play of the Sophomores was OLIVE AND GOLD 101 featured by the work of their goals, Dorothy More and Marguerite Bussey. They have one of the best jumping centers in the school-Susie Chauvel. The second victory for the Sophomores occured on May 13, when they defeated the Seniors by the score of I7-13. The gym floor was so slippery that the Senior girls simply could not manage their feet and the ball too. The Juniors won their first game when they defeated the Freshmen, on May I7. Mary Schauer made some clever goals in this gameg and Cresence Cook and Attila Solari did fine work in the center. The score was I7-7. TENNIS. The class games in tennis had not been played when we went to press. The class captains are as follows: Senior-Margaret Putnam g Junior-Emily Haines, Sophomore--Mary Bentzg Freshmen-Carey Bailard. The class representatives are: SENIGRS: JUNIORS: Margaret Putnam, Emily Haines, Helen Bailard, Catherine Bailard. SOPHOMORES: FRESHMEN: Miriam Doyle, Carey Bailard, Marguerite Bussey. Catherine Higgins. GYM. We are so very proud of our new gymnasium. It has already served for a. great many purposes besides gymnasium. The floor is perfect for dancing and we now have music with our physical exercises. The dropping of an Indian club or dumb-bell relieves one of a jitney, -that much added to the gymnasium fund. The dances given by the high school girls in the May Day festival are an example of the fine training the girls have received from Miss Christal. SWIMMING. L Trust Margaret Putnam to get the girls into the ocean once or twice a week! Through her a great deal of pleasure and profit have come to the high school girls. But Putty is careful, she declares: but I shall not be responsible for any girl who has never been in the water. Swimming contests are to be held in the plunge for distance and speed. A few of the good swimmers are: Phillis Perillat, Margaret Putnam, Leona VVescott, and Gertrude Hardcastle. Q Appreciation. , As a token of their appreciation, the girls of the various athletic teams of the high school presented Miss Christal with a dainty gold bracelet, Miss Ellen Bailard, Girls' Athletic Manager, making the presentation in morning assembly with a clever and befitting speech. . -Helen Bailard, 'I 5. 102 OLIVE AND GOLD TRACK. Mr. Hummel began work on track soon after the opening of the second semester. An attempt was made to bring out new material, especially in the field events. BI-COUNTY MEET. Winner: Santa Barbara. The new Carpinteria Union High School has been placed on the map in the way of athletics. She has not only produced a splendid football team, but on April 24, 1915, she held a track-meet that was a credit to the county. There were ten schools represented in the meet, and the events were pulled off in classes so that each might have a fair chance. All the events were close and lead changed from one school to another during the meet. The high schools of Ventura, Santa Paula, and Fillmore sent some fine athletes, but, like Santa Barbara, their best men were debarred by the eighteen year age limit. The feat of winning the handsome cup for Santa Barbara was left chieiiy to the small boys whose weight let them unite the second, third, and fourth classes. The closeness of the contest was shown by the fact that the Olive and Gold won by only one-half a point. Oakley Honey, '17, Gordon Ross, '18, and Emerson Morgan, '18, were the consistent point winners for the S. B. H. S., but every one in the meet worked hard and all deserve credit. It is to be hoped that a more lively interest will be taken in this meet next year, now that we are forced to realize that it is a rival of our Tri- county Meet. Much praise is due to Daddy Robertson and to Mr. 'Willoughby, who made possible this winning team. 5 INTER-CLASS MEET. I Winners: Seniors. The annual Inter-class Track Meet was held on the school campus, April 29, 1915. The Seniors upheld their reputation by winning this meet for the third time in four years. The class of '15 took eight first places, and one third place. The way some of the track men showed up was a great surprise to many. Alan Howard took first place in the half-mile, while Barney Cota forced Lockard to accept second place in the hurdles. Excitement ran high when the last call for the relay was announced. It was all doped out that the Seniors would take this event, but the lead that Quintero gave the Seniors was lost by the next two runners. When the last lap came, Harold Allen of the Juniors had a twenty yard lead over Clarke, who had closed up this gap all but about three yards, when Allen broke the tape. Champ Clarke with a score of 32 was the highest point winner of the 1vgy',.Lgf1,g?., :gv4f , , 1 J ,.Ae 0 J z., r 2 ' f 'Th , , Qf. A. Am, OLIVE AND GOLD 103 day, again winning the Ewing Individual Cup, repeating his performance of 1913 and 1914. Results were as follows: Seniors, 56 points. juniors, 44 points. Sophomores, IO points. Freshmen, o points. 50 yard Dash--I, Clarke fSen.j 5 2, Burns fSoph.j5 3, Cota Cjunj. Shot Put-I, Allen Uun.j5 2, Belford Uunj 5 3, Weidman CSen.j. 220 yard Dash-I, Clarke QSen.j5 2, Allen Qjunj 5 3, Burns QSoph.j. Mile Run-I, Weidman QSen.j 5 2, R. Ferguson CSoph.j 5 no third. Pole Vault-1, McCloskey Uunj 5 2, Lockard fSen.j 5 3, Ryder Uunj 5 Ioo yard Dash-I, Clarke fSen.j 5 2, Cota Uunj 5 3, Burns QSoph.j. 880 yard Dash-1, Howard fSen.j 5 2, Saxby Uunj 5 3, Twitchell Uunj. Discus Throw-I, Twitchell Uunj 5 2, Clark fSen.j 5 3, Allen Uunj. 440 yard D3Sh-I, Clarke CSen.j 5 2, Quintero QSen.j 5 3, Saxby Uunj. High jump-I, Clarke fSen.j and Hendry fSen.j tiedg no second5 3, Truitt fSoph.j. 220 yard Hurdles-I, Cota Uunj 5 2, Lockard fSen.j 5 3, Honey fSoph.j. Broad Jump-I, Clarke fSen.j 5 2, Twitchell Uunj 5 3, Allen Qunj. Relay-I, -Iuniors5 2, Seniors5 no third. Winning team was composed of Twitchell, Saxby, Cota and Allen. TRI-COUNTY MEET. The eighth annual Tri-county Track and Field Meet was held Saturday, May 8, 1915, at the Santa Barbara Driving Club's track. Fillmore carried off Hrst honors with 54 points5 Santa Barbara was forced to take second place with a total of 32 points5 Ventura took third place with 24 points5 Thacher captured fourth place with 4 points, and Carpinteria 0. It looked pretty dark for the Olive and Gold from the start. Fillmore took I4 points to our six in the first three events, but things brightened up when Clarke took first in the hundred yard dash and Howard second in the half-mile. The first event of the day was the fifty-yard dash. Clarke, after a poor start, broke the tape just a fraction of a foot ahead of Burson, Fillmore's crack sprinter5 Isham of Ventura came third. Rice of Fillmore was picked as the winner of the mile, while Weidman was expected to place second. Rice remained in the lead all three laps5 but was pressed hard at the finish by Heffelfinger of Thacher, who finished second. Young Fillmore passed Weidman in the last fifteen yards of the race, taking third. Boker of Fillmore easily won the high jump while Burson of Ventura forced Hendry to accept third place. Again Clarke repeated his performance of the fifty-yard dash, capturing lirst in the hundred. Here he had it out with his new found rivals, Burson of Fillmore and Isham of Ventura, winning by several yards. Isham forced Burson to third place. 104 OLIVE AND GOLD Rice of Fillmore easily won the eight-eighty-yard run, after having taken first in the mile just a few minutes before. Howard, although handicapped with a spiked foot, in the last lap brought the grandstand to its feet by fin- ishing second. Third place was awarded to Guines of Fillmore. First place in the shot-put was taken by Burson of Fillmore, while Havans of Ventura was forced to accept second place. 'Allen took third. The latter fouled one of his best puts which would easily have won him second place. Clarke ran a pretty race in the two-twenty-yard dash, winning easily from Isham of Ventura. At the finish, Isham was hard pressed by Burson of Fillmore, but succeeded in crossing the line just a few inches ahead of his rival. Owing to the great number of entries, the two-twenty-yard hurdles had to be run in heats. Lockard, Case, Isham and Baker qualified for the finals. Lockard would have easily placed, but played in hard luck when he knocked down a hurdle and lost his step. Isham of Ventura finished first, Baker second, and Case passed Lockard in the last stage of the race for third place. The pole-vault was the next field event in order. Baker of Fillmore cleared the bar at ten feet, six inches for first place, Burson of Ventura got second, and third went to McCloskey. Great things are expected of the latter next year. After running neck and neck with Baker of Fillmore, Clarke leaped ahead in the last hundred yards of the quarter mile, and won first place. Isham of Ventura took third. Twitchell was expected to take first place in the discusg but Burson of Fillmore threw it one-hundred fifteen feet and eight inches, making another place, having already to his credit two firsts, a second and third places. Twitchell was forced to accept second, while Havens captured third. The Olive and Gold had to be satisfied with second place in the broad jump, Clarke not being able to get his take-off. Several of his jumps would have easily given him first place. Burson of Fillmore took another first in this event, and Bundy of Thacher third. The last and most exciting event of the day was the relay. Up to last year, Santa Barbara had the habit of winning this event, but last year Santa Paula broke the spell, carrying away that precious trophy to the Southland, we Chad hoped to retrieve ourselves this year. But Fillmore's first runner gained a two-yard leadg this was widened until nothing but a Winged Mercury could have closed it up. When Champ Clark took up the race he had a gap of about fifteen yards to close up. This was almost impossible, but Clarke believes in the motto never say die, and, therefore, attempted the impossible. He gained steadily on Baker until the finish, Baker breaking the tape just a few feet ahead. The individual honors of the day, however, Went to Clarke, who not only made the highest number of points, but broke two inter-scholastic records. The first was the two-twenty-yard dash which was made by Hunt of Santa Barbara in 1912, time 23.2 seconds. Clarke cut this time to 23 fiat. The second was the four-forty-yard dash made by Pressey of Santa Paula, in IQIO, time 54 fiat. Clarke's time in this event was 52 flat. Burson of Fill- OLIVE AND GOLD 105 more was the second highest point-winner of the day, with ZIM points to his credit. The best of feeling prevailed throughout the day. The student body received much praise for the way in which the meet was managed, and also for the good time that was extended to the visitorsy The results of the meet were: Fillmore, 54. Santa Barbara, 32. Ventura, 24. Thacher, 4. Carpinteria, 0. ' 50 yard Dash-Clarke, Santa Barbara, first, Burson, Fillmore, second, Isham, Ventura, third. Time-5.4. Mile Run-Rice, Fillmore, first, Heffelfinger, Thacher, second, Young, Fillmore, third. Time-5:08.2. High Jump-Baker, Fillmore, first, Burson, Ventura, second, Hendry, Santa Barbara, third. Height-5 feet, 5 inches. IO0 yard Dash-Clarke, Santa Barbara, first, Isham, Ventura, second, Burson, Fillmore, third. Time-10.3. 880 yard Run-Rice, Fillmore, first, Howard, Santa Barbara, second, Guines, Fillmore, third. Time-2:12.2. Shot Put-Burson, Fillmore, first, L. Havens, Ventura, second, Allen, Santa Barbara, third. Distance-41 feet, 8 inches. 220 yard Dash-Clarke, Santa Barbara, first, Isham, Ventura, second, Burson, Fillmore, third. Time-23 Flat. 220 yard Hurdles-Isham, Ventura, first, Baker, Fillmore, second, Case. Fillmore, third. Time-27.3. Pole Vault--Baker, Fillmore, first, Barnes, Ventura, second, McCloskey, Santa Barbara, third. Height-10 feet, 6 inches. 440 yard Dash-Clarke, Santa Barbara, first, Baker, Fillmore, second, Isham, Ventura, third. Time-52 flat. Discus Throw-Burson, Fillmore, first, Twitchell, Santa Barbara, second, Havens, Ventura, third. Distance-115 feet, 8 inches. ' Broad Jump-Burson, Fillmore, first, Clarke, Santa Barbara, second, D. Bundy, Thacher, third. Distance-20 feet, 2 inches. Relay Race-Fillmore, first, Team composed of Burson, Rice, Guines and Baker. Time-1:39.2. FRESHMEN VS. CARPINTERIA. Winner: S. B. H. S. Freshmen. The Freshmen after defeating their old' rival, Carpinteria, in football, ad- ministered to her another defeat, on May 21, 1915, in a track meet, held on our own campus. Christenson of Carpinteria was declared the highest point winner of the day, winning no less than four first and three second places. Too much cannot be said in praise of the Freshmen. This is the first 106 OLIVE AND GOLD year that Santa Barbara has turned out a Freshman track team, and it has won from another high school in its first venture. The results of the meet were as follows: S. B. H. S. Freshmen, QSM points. C. U. H. S., 532 points. The results in detail are: 50 yard Dash, Class A-Christensen QC.j, first, Bolton QS. BJ, second, Rust QS. BJ, third. Class B-Hughes QS. BQ, first, Cravens QC.j, second, Morgan QS. BJ, third. A Mile Run-Hunt QS. BJ, first, Bellman QS. BQ, second, Catlin QCQ, third. 100 yard Dash, Class A-Christensen QC.j, first, Bolton QS. BQ, second, Rust QS. BQ, third. Class B-Hughes QS. BJ, first, Cravens QC.j, second, Ayala QC.j, and Morgan QS. BJ, tied for third. Broad Jump-Morrey QS. BJ, first, Trace QS. BJ, second, Christensen QCJ, third. 440-yard Dash, Class A-Christensen QC.j, first, Bellman QS. BQ, second, Olds QS. BQ, third. Class B-Ruiz QCJ, first, Hughes QS. BQ, second, Boyl QS. BQ, third. High Jump-Donahue QS. BQ, first, Peterson QC.j, second, Christensen QC.j, third. 880 yard Run, Class B-Ross QS. BJ, first, .Ayala QC.j, second, Martin QCJ, third. Shot-Put, Class A-Bolton QS.B.j, first, Trace QS. BQ, second, Chris- tensen QC.j, third. 220 yard Dash, Class A-Christensen QC.j, first, Morrey QS. BQ, second, Bolton QS. BJ, third. Class B-Ayala QCQ, first, Ruiz QC.j, second, Ross QS. BJ, third. Pole Vault, Class A--Rust QS. BJ, first, Bolton QS. BJ, second, Hauan QS. BJ, third. Class B-Ruiz QC.j, first, Morgan QS.B.j, second, Martin, QS. BQ, third. ' Discus Throw-Bellman QS. BJ, first, Christensen QCJ, second, Dona- hue QS. BQ, third. Relay Race, Mile, Class A-Bolton, Olds, Blellman, Harris QS. BQ, First. Class B-Hughes, Ryan, Morgan, Ross QS. BJ, first. COMMENT. Santa Barbara has lost the Meet for two succeeding years. It is time for us now to look to the cause with a view to remedying the situation. Are we not too much given to star athletics? It is good for the star, but how about the rest of us? And how about the Meet? One man can not take a Meet. Then, again, we always neglect the iield events, and here is where we lose. Moreover, before this year, Freshmen and Sophomores took little interest in track, and accordingly we lost most of our good men with each graduation. This last condition has changed, this year, the Freshmen, encouraged by our tilts with Carpinteria, have come out splendidly. Why can we not remedy the other situations as well as this? lf we do, the Tri- OLIVE AND GOLD 107 county Track Meet will be ours in 1916. One thing is certain, we must get back that relay cup! SHOWING OF SANTA BARBARA HIGH IN THE LAST SEVEN YEARS OF TRACK. QFrom 1908 to 1915.5 Athletic fans and former athletes will be interested in the following oflicial data. The abbreviations for the various schools are: Santa Barbara QS. BJ 3 Ventura QV.jg Santa Paula QS. P.jg Santa Maria QS. MQ, Oxnard QO.j. This article was compiled especially for The Forge, by Mrs. E. H. VVhittaker. Event. Holder. School. Record. Made. 50 ...... ...Hunt ....... . ..... Santa Barbara 5.2 '12 50 .. .... Ioehenck .. ..... Oxnard ...... 5.2 '13 100 .. ..... R. Smith ..... Santa Barbara 10.1 '10 220 .. .... Clarke ..... Santa Barbara 23 '15 '440 .. .... Clarke ..... Santa Barbara 52 '15 880 ........ .... K ellogg .... ..... S anta Barbara 2:11.4 '10 Mile ............ Sweitzer ..... Santa Barbara 4:5-4.4 '09 L. Hurdles ...... Lockard .... ..... S anta Barbara 25 '12 B. Jump .... Lockard .... ..... S anta Barbara 20.795 '12 H. Jump . . . .... Argabrite .... . . . Ventura .... . 5.9 '12 Shot ....... .... H all ..... ..... S anta Paula . . . 46:64 '13 Hammer . . . .... Hollister ..... Santa Barbara 165:7 '08 Pole ..... .... B ergstrom ....... ............. V entura ..... 11:41,f3 '11 Disc ............ Gillespie ...................... Santa Maria . 117:3 '14 Mile Relay ...... Richdale, Bliss, Stone, Chase ..Santa Barbara 3:49 '08 175 Mile Relay ...Janney, Smith, Sawyers, Clarke. Santa Barbara 1:39 '13 By way of comparison the Santa Barbara High School records since 190 stand as follows: Event. Holder. School. Record. Made 50 .. .... Hunt ....... ...... 5 .2 '12 100 .. .... R. Smith 10.1 '10 220 .. .... Clarke . .. 23 '15 440 .. .... Clarke 52 '15 880 .... .... P orter 2:02 06 Mile ............ Sweitzer . . . 4:54.4 '09 L. Hurdles ...... Lockard .... 25 '12 B. Jump ........ Rogers .... 22:1 '07 H. Jump .... Knowles 5:6 '11 Shot ..... .... H ollister 41:9 '08 Hammer ........ Hollister 165:7 '08 Pole ............ Lockard .... ....... . . . . . 10:9 '11 Disc. ...... ..... L opez .............. .......... 9 6:4 '14 Mile Relay ...... Porter, Stevens, Dibblee, Lowsley 3.43 '05 1,5 Mile Relay . . .Janney, Smith, Sawyers, Clarke. 1:39 '13 108 OLIVE AND GOLD BASKET BALL. Inter-class Basket Ball. Winners: Sophomores. The Sophomores carried off first honors in basket ball by winning seven out of nine games. The Seniors and Juniors were forced to accept second and third places, respectively. This year a series of eighteen games was played. First place in the per- centage column changed from one class to another variously. This system has made the fellows take a new interest in the game, which for some time has been a nglected sport in our school. Let us hope that this spirit will be kept up until we have a team that can compete with other schools. VVe take this opportunity to thank Mr. Turner for the way in which he umpired the games, his decisions always being prompt and never questionable. We wish also to thank our old and ever-willing friend, Boss Whittaker, who has revived interest in this splendid sport, and who has taught the fellows the liner points of the game. Series of Games. April 21-juniors 13, Seniors IO. April 21--Sophomores 15, Freshmen 12. April 23-Seniors 18, Sophomores 16. April 23-Freshmen 16, Juniors 15. April 28-Seniors 20, Freshmen 13. April 28--Sophomores 23, Juniors 13. April 3o-Sophomores IO, Freshmen 5. April 30-Seniors 13, juniors 7. May 5-Sophomores 13, Seniors II. May 5-Freshmen 14, Sophomores 12. May 12-Juniors 14, Sophomores 12. May 12-Seniors zo, Freshmen 15. May 19-Seniors 15, juniors 6. May 19-Sophomores 15, Freshmen 12. May 26-Sophomores 26, Seniors 8. May 26-juniors II, Freshmen 7. May May 29-Seniors 26, Freshmen 15. 29-Sophomores 13, Juniors 6. Result of the Series: Won. Lost. Pts. Sophomores . . . ..... 7 2 778 Seniors ..... ..... 6 3 667 juniors ..... ............ 3 6 333 . Freshmen ................. 2 7 222 The Winners: The Sophomores line-up is as follows: Forwards: F. Ferguson and E. Steel: Guards: J. Harrison, D. Truitt, G. Whipple, Centers: F. Wirths, A. Aimes, L. LeBaron. OLIVE AND GOLD 109 RESUME OF THE YEAR. A The year of 1914-1915 has not proved altogether successful, though a great improvement over last season. In football, we won three out of five games, the fast L. A. High team being the only one that was able to defeat us. In track, we were forced to take second place in the Tri-County Meet, and we also had to part with our old trophy, the Relay Cup, but we made up for this by capturing first place in the Bi-County Meet, while our Freshmen won over Carpinteria. In baseball, we wiped out all former defeats by bringing back from Fillmore the handsome Independent Cup. The outlook for the future is bright, especially as regards the lower class- men, for this year they have contested with other schools, both in football and trackg and, as Coach Hummel says, It is the early training that counts. Next year we lose Clarke, Hendry, Conrad, and Weidman, but Cota, Allen, and Twitchell remain to uphold the standard of the Olive and Gold. Appreciation. VVe close this department with thanks to Mr. Hummel for his faithful work in Boys' Athletics, we are, indeed, glad that we shall have more of his time next year. And for this, we-thank our generous Board of Edu- cation. e -Faunt Stebbins, ,I5. Q74 'lv Nag, C wvmzf, 1 fc tisikfl .. Az ' 1 - . 'Vic 443' 'f ffx , 1 . jf A ' - shun X-5 DIC ' fi, , - - 1 - ' 'V , at r K r Q 1 ll it fl! A L- - i ' Y ---2 - ' T' 5 ' If ! ey- e I it ' ' ' ,' 1 xp ' i 1 ' U I il 'i 5 -2' 5 ... . SOCIAL NOTES. I Junior Dance. Although the weather appeared very uncertain, Recreation Center was the scene of bright lights, gay flowers, and animated faces on the evening of Dec. II, IQI4, when the Juniors gave the first dance of the school year. Beside a fine dance program, the committees in charge had arranged an evening'S entertainment of games and other features for those who did not dance. Beautiful Recreation' Center needed very little decorating, and seemed more homelike than any hall ever used for high school parties. The pretty dance programs were a combination of orange and blue, 'I6's colors. As everyone seemed happy, it was quite evident that the junior class had good reason to feel proud of playing the host so successfully. Football Banquet. The football banquet was held at the Mascarel Hotel on Dec. 12, 1914. Mr. Robertson officiated as toast-master, with the following responding: The Season ............................ Edgar Bither How We Did It .... ' 1 ..... Neil Bailard The Team ........ .... M r. Hummel Knocked Out ............. . .. Benjamin Lopez The Midgets ............... ...... I ames Ross Seen From the Side-lines .... Alan Howard Being Captain .......................... Albano Cota On the Road ....................... Fred McCloskey You Never Know Till You've Tried .. . Harold Cadwell Speed, Pep, Ginger ................... Charles Pierce On and Off Sides .................. Mr. Hollingshead OLIVEQAND GOLD 111 W'hen the banquet was finished, Edward Parma was unanimously elected Captain for next year. He then responded to the toast- Next Year. Sophomore Party. The class of '17 gave a party on the evening of Jan. 11, 1915, at Recreation Center. Games and dancing were the main features. Class colors were used where decorations were necessary. This entertainment was remarkable for the number of parents attending. Their attendance was the result of a campaign, on the part of the school, to have parents accompany their children to evening entertainments whenever possible. Quorum Farce. Anti-Aunts, farce comedy, by Edith M. Barrows, was presented by the Quorum Debating Society at Recreation Center on the night of Jan. 29, 1915. It proved one of the most amusing comedies that the 'school had ever presented. The scene is laid in the house of a young couple, where great difficulties have to be solved, all because of the heartlessness of the maid, who left the young couple and their two house-guests, just as the arrival of the particularly exacting, but very wealthy old-maid aunt was announced. The complications which arise are screamingly funny. The cast was as follows: Philip Chester, Pres. of the Anti-Aunts . . Alan Howard Sara Chester, his wife ................... Pearl Gidney Jean Seelye, a guest of the Chesters . . Louise Henderson Victor Merrill, a friend of Philip's ........ Harry McKee Bob Chester, Philip's younger brother ........... Howard Willoughby Violet de Bracey, of the theatrical persuasion .... Mary Thayer Delia, the heartless maid ................ Emily Haines Drilled under the careful direction of Miss Mary Overman, the young actors did splendid work, sustaining well their individual parts. The following musical program preceded the farce: Overture ...................... High School Orchestra Piano Solo ...... ................... A ileen Foxen Song ................................ Thelma Kellogg Violin and Piano .... Arthur Hillman and Jules Moulett Piano Duet ...... .... D orothy Hall and Gratia More Selections ........... High School Orchestra Senate Farce. Dear Cyril was the play presented by the Senate, at Recreation Center, 112 OLIVE AND GOLD on February 19. The play is a very funny one, and caused almost con- tinuous laughter from start to finish. The program was as follows: Orchestra Selection. Remarks .......... Duet .... W ,......... Irish Folk-Dances: Atala Solari . . . Celia Kinnison Rose Loustalot Orchestra Selections. Alice White .... David Graham .... Mrs. Bates Maggie ...... Teddy Bates .... Harriet Loftus . . . James Scott .... The Detective ..... The Postman ...... . . ..... . ...... Mason Le Baron . .. Robert Foxen, Philip Deuel . . . . . Dorothy More Frances Selover . .... Victoria Thomsen Dear Cyril. Cast : .....MatieBoyl . . . . Charles Miller . . . . Alberta Carlson Lois Mitchell . . . . . Philip Deuel . . . . Leona Wescott . . . . Emanuel Solari Henry O'Leary Donald Caudron Very admirably were all the characters sustained. Much credit 1S due Miss Ellison, who trained the young people to give such a creditable and pleasing performance. The details of the stage setting were cleverly wrought out--a New England farm house that took in summer boarders. Senate Banquet. The Eighth Annual Banquet of the Senate was held at the Blake Memorial building on Saturday evening. Many of the Alumni were present to enjoy this delightful affair, which was entirely informal. President Le Baron acted as toastmaster, introducing the following toasts: The Senate in the Past and Future ..... Senator Olney Why is a High School Student . .Senator Hollingshead The Senate ..................... Senator Armstrong George Washington ........... Senator May Kellogg The Senate Play ................ Senator Robert Ord George Washington fSome Inside Factsj ...... - ........................ Senator Atwell Westwick The Trials of a School Teacher. A Skit. ...... . . Senators Dorothy Christy and james Ross. To Lie or Not to Lie, A Debate: judge .................. Senator Emmanuel Solari 66 fl Plaintiff ............ ..... S enator Carroll Smith Defendant ................ Senator Juanita Eaton Counsel for Plaintiff Senator Margaret Putnam OLIVE ANDIGOLD 113 Counsel for Defendant .... Senator Henry O'Leary Clerk ........................ Senator JamesiRoss The dainty menu cards represented the stately minuetg they were the Work of Leona Wescott and her committee. Quorum Banquet. On the night of March 19, the Quorum held its Annual Banquet in the High School Gymnasium. Over one hundred people attended the event, which was the first school jollification held in the new gym . St. Patrick's Day, just gone by, was remembered in the decorations, while April Fools' Day was anticipated in the jokes and program. The menu and program were uniquely arranged on place-cards shaped like tamales, and painted to resemble that Spanish corn husk bag of mystery. The following excellent program was given during the supper: A Welcome Discourse ................ Bertram Barnes Roll Call .............. . ........... Quorum Foolish Folderol . .. .... Wobbly Warblers Oration .......... . . . Coleman Stewart The March Hare . . . .... Mary Graham A Fool Stunt ...... Faunt Stebbins An April Shower ......... ......... L ittle Mary Krazy Kazoo ............... .... I iunning Kwartet April Fools' Day in History . . . .... Dorothy VVilliams Song, Spring .............. . . . Myrna Willoughby Daddy .................. .......... R ising Toast Girls Entertain Boys. The Athletic Girls of the high school entertained the boys, Saturday even- ing, May 15, with a skating party at the Plaza del Mar Rink. The affair was a great success, even though, at times the situation seemed favorable for a Keystone Comedy. The programs were very pretty and the punch exceptionally good. Ellen Bailard and Margaret Putnam were jointly responsible for the pleasurable evening, together with the following, who kindly served as patrons: Superintendent and Mrs. Olney, Principal and Mrs. Hollingshead, Mrs. Putnam, Mrs. Lusby, Mr. and Mrs. Hardcastle, and Mr. and Mrs. B. Bailard. junior College Play. On the evening of May 21, the Junior College presented Hermann Sunder- mann's The Far-Away Princess, at Recreation Center. This beautiful little play is one of the highest types of one-act plays ever put on in Santa Barbara. The delicate ideality of the play is not all expressed in the lines, but Sudermann has subtly suggested it by a totality of effect that leaves a distinct impression. The scene of The Far Away Princess is a small resort in the German 114 OLIVE AND GOLD Alps. The humorous element is introduced by the landlady and her maid, who are in raptures over the advent of a royal visitor. An idealistic young German student, tutoring in the vicinity, creates the complication. The play was cast as follows: Herr Strubel, a student .... .. . Mr. Atwell Westwick Princess Von Geldren ............. Miss Mildred Napier Frau von Brook, her maid of honor . . Miss Frances Baker Frau von Halldorf ........... Miss Josephine Morgan Liddy, her daughter ................. Miss Hariet Ryan Milly, another daughter ............ Miss Alice Barnes ' Frau Linderman, landlady at the inn . . . Miss Hazel Bean Maid ............................. Miss May Kellogg Lackey .......................... Mr. Alonzo Forbush The characterization of Herr Strubel by Atwell Westwick left little to be desired. . His delineation of the fun-loving, yet serious-minded, idealistic, young student-philosopher showed fine character shading. Mr. Westwick's naturally good voice and easy stage presence added much to an understanding inter- pretation of this difficult role. ' The Far Away Princess, as acted by Miss Napier-girlish, sweet, unaffected by court life and desirous only of the joys of simple womanhood -was a charming and convincing bit of character protrayal. Miss Baker looked every inch the stately maid of honor and ably sustained the part. Perhaps the most finished bit of acting, however, was the Frau von Halldorf of Miss Morgan. From the moment she majestically sailed in, trailing her two daughters, to her last elaborate court bow at her departure, she dominated the entire scene. The meek daughters--Liddy, taken by Miss Ryan, and Milly by Miss Barnes-were a fine foil to the aplomb of their ambitious mother. Miss Bean's Frau Lindermann was an artistic piece of character workg her curtseys brought down the house. Miss Kellogg created a character out of the maid's partg her laugh was very infectious. Although Mr. Forbush spoke no lines in the play, he gave significance to the lackey's part. Much praise is due Dr. Westergaard, who coached this exquisite and difficult play, and much praise is likewise due to the college students who were courageous enough to stage a classic instead of the usual farce or second-rate comedy. The following short program preceded the play: Overture ..... .............................. S elected High School Orchestra. Violin Solo, Berceuse ................ Tochetschulin Miss Irene Finley. Miss Reed, accompanying. OLIVE AND GOLD 115 Vocal Solo, The Song of Songs, .......... .... M oya Mr. Edward J. Hummel, Mr. Jules Moullet, accompanying. The Junior College, ..... Principal C. A. Hollingshead This evening's program focused public attention upon the Junior College. It is no longer an experiment. It is an established institution in our educa- tional system, with a distinct life of its own. VVe are proud of you, Junior College of the city of Santa Barbara. Athletic Boys Entertain the Girls. The athletic boys entertained the girls of the high school in the gymnasium, Saturday evening, May 22, at an informal, Many of the former Santa Barbara High School students, now home from college, attended this shirt sleeve dance. The boys had decorated the gym with all the paraphernalia of sport, suggestive of baseball, basketball, track, football, tennis, and other out-of-door sports. The entertainment committee had made a number of banners for the occasion. The High School Orchestra furnished the music for the evening. The dance programs in school colors were made at the high school print shop. Harold Clarke was manager of the dance, and directly responsible for the decided success that it surely was. Freshmen Entertainment. The Freshmen gave their annual entertainment at the high school, on Friday evening, May 28. A big gathering of high school students, faculty, and parents of the students attended. The following program, under the direction of Mr. Robertson, was exceedingly well rendered: Music ................................... Burgundy Freshman Orchestra. Welcome .... ....................... K eith Johnston Piano Solo .... ........................... S erenade Marion Jones. Address . . . .................... J. Gordon Ross Song ...... ................. ' 'Grandfather's Clock Boy's Quartet. Piano Solo .... ..................... ' 'Grand March Vera Gillman. , Recitation ..................... The Low-backed Car Elizabeth Baker Trio, Two Cornets and Piano ........ Songs d'Amour Philip Deuel, T. Donahue, F. Randolph. Music ...................................... Narda Orchestra. Charade in Three Acts ........................ Marion Jones, Erin Turner, May Wood. OLIVEIAND GOLD Song .... ...................... ' 'In Far Japan Ten Girls. Recitation .... ....................... ' 'The M1nuet Frances Selover. Piano Solo ........ Souvenir De'Trouvator Florence Randolph. Highland Fling ................. J. Bryson, F. Irvine Freshman Bugle ................... Catherine Higgins Presentation of Class Numerals. Music ............ . . . . . . . . ......... Dancing Around Orchestra. 9 'xx fav IFWQ o va s 0 rn A Wsf' P mv otmgbsf' -fm' icvj- jnv ,ev -I rf' If f5,Q4v5mh5i1g05e,g3f Em? '5 'y jfkv' 4 Ib 2-sm., vsfx Louise Henderson, ,I5 If QRS' llamrree L eg! ' wq 1 F' ,:.. he I . 1 3 J' Mft, 5- I gi. ea A I' .' ' x ' ' 9 . ' ,I ' E Qi A 'Q Q B x ll li I I A A 2' X L Q . ' H X I I N: 7,455-if f - -l4U', 'Q - If Y 7, Said and Done, Muskegan, Mich.- Very neat and interesting. The Dlistafff, Boston, Mass.- Taken as a whole, your magazine lacks pep 5 it could he made much more attractive by a few interesting stories. Answer to your question: we stand for quality not quantity and that is why we have but two issues a year. K6 I7 The Owl, Fresno, Cal.- Your stories and jokes are simply great. The Narrator, Reading, Pa.- An attractive cover, but departments not well. organized. The MO7lTOUtd'H,,, Monrovia, Cal.- ' ' Sum Scrumptious throughout. If 7, Orange and Blaeh, Waterloo, Iowa- Literary and josh departments are line, but there is a lack of good cuts. The Polygraph, Riverside, Cal.- Your cartoon Wheelock in Physics deserves especial praise. The T0esin, Santa Clara, Cal.- All that one could wish in the line of delightful entertainment. K1 JJ The Oracle, Malden, Mass.- We do not hesitate to say that your josh department contains more real laughs than that of any other exchange. College Chips, Decorah, Iowa- A good magazine, full of food for thought. Manual Arts, Los Angeles, Cal.- You deserve our heartiest congratulations on the fact that you edit and print such a beautiful magazine. . The Wa Wa, Port Townsend, INash.- Pretty good for a monthly, but room for improvement. Siskiyou Nugget, Etna Mills, Cal.- You have a most attractive title and the material inside is of high standard. The Oceidefntf' Columbus, Ohio- A most beautiful frontispiece and an excellent editorial on 'fLifc, Its Value and Lawsfl But where is your exchange department. La Palma, Azusa, Cal.- Fine cuts and beautiful poems are the commendable traits of your magazine. However, you do need an index. 118 OLIVE AND GOLD Cauldron, Huntington Beach, Cal.- Your cuts are splendid and the pictures at the head of each depart- ment are decidedly clever. The Tyra, San Bernardino, Cal.- A good quarterly. One suggestion: make your exchange department more prominent. The Stag, Riverside, Cal.- Only one story but that EXCELLENT. Fine athletic department. Com- ments on your exchanges would make that department decidedly more interesting. The Bulletin, Huntington Park, Cal.- An Unexpected Surprise is a rare treat, displaying talent not often found, in a high school magazine. You are our best monthly. The Item, Pasadena, Cal.- Literary Department is exceptionally Well handled, the story, A Mexican Idyll is intensely interesting. The Oak, Berkeley, Cal.- , A fine magazine run Without the aid of ads How do you do it? The Bulletin, Montclair, N. J.- An excellent literary department for such a small magazine. Con- gratulations on the prize story, it is simply great. - The Maolrono, Palo Alto, Cal.- , A literary department Well deserving its name. The Call is a delightful story, but Why not print all of it in one issue? Your joke department is small, but every joke produces a laugh. El Susurro, Monterey, Cal.- T The little Chinese story and H The Goblins of Nahalen Bay are among the best stories read in high school magazines. The Iles, Woodland, Cal.- Several excellent stories, interesting from start to finish. Best literary department of any of our exchanges. The Mission, San Francisco, Cal. O. K. throughout. The Monroe Bugle, Monroe, Mich.- Good stories and good jokes. The Sea Urchin, Paciiic Grove, Cal.- A pleasant surprise. Call again. We like you. La Revista, Ventura, Calif.- First of all, we should like to say that the Olive and Gold is not an annual. Also that We stated in our editorial that the Christmas number was a 1915 issue, to exploit our city, hence the preponderance of Santa Barbara mate- rial. Furthermore, the long-vvinded cuss happens to be a young lady, but, nevertheless, she thanks you for those few kind Words. We might suggest that the phrase 'zwell gotten up, is not the best usage, and that there is no such word as alright.' ' We do not hesitate to say that yours is a very fine magazine throughout. Purple anol White, Eugene, Oregon- An out and out Winner! Pine N eedles,' ' Richland Center, Wisconsin- Interesting cuts and cartoons. OLIVE AND GOLD 119 AS OTHERS SEE US. A FEW EXTRACTS ABOUT THE OLIVE AND GOLD. Siskiyou Nugget, Etna Mills, Cal.- Your paper is splendid and we like the idea of a school orchestra. El Susurro, Monterey, Cal.- We enjoy you, 'OLIVE AND GoLD.' Don't forget us next year. Madrono, Palo Alto, Cal.- You certainly put out an excellent paper. The departments are all good, as are the cuts. The 'Tale of a Shirt' is especially interesting and cleverly Written. Cauldron, Huntington Beach, Cal.- You have a fine Exchange Department, also good editorials. The Christmas number has some fine poetry. The Monrovianf' Monrovia, Cal.- By far the best booh We have received this year. Manual Arts, Los Angeles, Cal.- At last We have found a school Where debating and girls' athletics are important activities. And yet boys' athletics do not suffer in the least at Santa Barbara, as the 'OLIVE AND GOLD' shows. COLIVE AND GOLD, is full of attractive pictures but sadly in Want of cuts. The Oracle, Malden, Mass.- '4We have a list of excellent exchanges, but do not hesitate to say that yours is the best we have received. The Sea Urchin, Paciiic Grove, Cal.- Your Josh Department is the largest and best of any paper We have received. Your magazine is the neatest and among the most attractive in our list. We can only praise you. ' Editor's Note: Thank you for those few kind Woids. Olive and Gold, Santa Barbara, Calif.- Your literary department possesses many laudable characteristics. You are justly proud of your city, Which you praise in poetry and prose. - Purple and White, Eugene, Ore. WINONA HIGGINS, '15. 'sw C Jin if! sl E7 X'V'gl Z i Q9 I 5 The Campaign of Education, for Education, by Education. HE Alumni Association of the Santa Barbara High School is fX now in a position to determine whether its school shall step forward to a place among the leading high schools of the nation, or meet present demands with a makeshift that will fix the school among the mediocre institutions for a quarter gl.. i Mw,'?n.sfg:Rex 'L of a century. It is a position of power that comes to the alumni of a school or college but once in many years. It is here now for this alumni-before another annual meeting it will be gone. Within a year extraordinary measures must be taken to accommodate the high school enrollment now crowding the building beyond any further possi- bility of temporary make-shift. Either large permanent additions must be made to the present building, or a new building must be built on the old site, or new buildings must be erected on a new site. Any one of these methods of solving the problem must be accomplished by the carrying of a high school bond election. Only by the last method generously done, can such results be accomplished as this alumni could be proud of. To purchase a site and erect buildings on a scale and with a completeness that will make the new high school an advance guard in education and a powerful factor for the growth of this city, will cost a bond issue that the voters of Santa Barbara will hesitate to carry unless they understand fully the returns to be had on their investment. They must be shown that only by investing for the future growth that is assured the city and for the growth that must be logically expected in the means of education and the demands made upon it, can they protect their children from inadequate training and their city from the drawback of poor schools. The carrying of a bond issue large enough to provide the high school we want, therefore, depends upon a campaign of education. If that campaign is rightly made, the carrying of the bonds is assured, because they would truly be the best investment the city could make. No group of people are better fitted to wage this campaign than the alumni of the high school it would serve, none know better the needs of the city and the school, none know better the feelings of the voters and the arguments that will carry weight. More than all, none are more bound by OLIVE AND GOLD 121 duty and debt, to work for the good of the school to which they owe their education, and much more that is the foundation of their life work. Such a campaign of education should start with the coming annual business meeting of the alumni of the high school. The leaders in the work should be chosen carefully, leaders who are both willing and able to work hard to give Santa Barbara the best high school in the land. The speeches at the alumni banquet should be devoted almost entirely to explaining the whole project and to the means of accomplishing it. Then, until the bond election is called, the campaign of education, for education, by education should be waged. There are enough alumni in the city to see personally every voter on the great register before such an election is called, and to show each voter what is at stake and why the best high school for his city is a paying investment. When the election takes place, there are enough automobiles at the disposal of the alumni and the high school students to get out every voter. These two things done, Santa Barbara is assured of a high school as good as the best and a credit to its alumni. Remember that the chance for an alumnus to give this service to his Alma Mater comes seldomg that for us, it will be gone if we fail to grasp it this yearg that accomplished, it will stand a lasting benefit to the boys and girls of the city, and that it will be the first real service that the S. B. H. S. alumni has accomplished for its school and community. ' The Necessity of a Scholarship Fund. The great need of a fund to aid the alumni of our high school to get started in their college work has been attested to by the fact, that this year our Scholarship Fund is by no means able to meet the demands made upon it. In the coming year, it will have to fulfill its obligations to five old bor- rowers that have not yet drawn their full quota, and it has already received three new applications-not one of whom belongs to the present graduating class. That these latter should be entirely excluded from the benefits of the money they worked so hard to earn seems hardly fair. A statement in the local press of this condition brought out from a loyal alumnus the following article, which the alumni editor recommends to careful consideration. Pay Up Your Scholarship Fund Debt. That somewhere within the membership of the Santa Barbara High School Alumni there are nine people who are responsible for keeping eighteen to twenty of their fellow alumni from the advantages they themselves have enjoyed through the Scholarship Fund, seems unbelievable. It would be impossible if those nine saw the situation clearly as it is stated in the fore- going sentence. It is because they have not seen the situation in this light, because no one has reminded them of their debt to their fellow alumnig because it is always easier to forget our debts than our debtors, that out of the ?'p327o.I7, raised by the hard work of the graduating classes of the school and the faculty, and loaned to pay the college expenses of graduates, only S190 has been returned. 122 OLIVE AND GOLD That the greater part of this 33270.17 has not been returned with interest -although the terms of the loan do not so stipulate-seems a disgrace to the Alumni Association. Of this 33270.17 loaned with but S190 returned, S1415 has been loaned to alumni who have been graduated from college a year or more. If these nine would remember how glad they had been to receive the help of the Scholarship Fund, how hard the graduating class worked to make what they tookg how much the help has meant to them-and then think that others have failed to receive the same help because they have failed to return their borrowings, the missing S1225 would soon be returned, and be working again to enable other worthy alumni to begin their college work, who would be barred from that privilege without the help of the fund. And the borrowers are not the only guilty ones of the fact that but S190 of the 53270.17 loaned from the Scholarship Fund has been returned, and that the effectiveness of that fund is now 38 per cent less than it might beg the trustees of the fund are also guilty 3 they have failed to remind the borrowers of their debts. The only way that the full importance of the Scholarship Fund-its loans and its payments-can be figured is not in terms of dollars but in terms of college educations, of years lost when years are most important, of chances denied to those who would perhaps make more of them than those whose delinquency is denying others the chance. To those who object to a more businesslike and punctual handling of the Scholarship Fund on the grounds that the notes given for loans are notes of honor, and that the honor of the students who borrow should make the fund efficient without bookkeeping, it may be said: that no student's honor will be injured by entering into an upright business propositiong that the present system is not getting the full dollar-power out of the fundg and that the students now awaiting for funds have no right to be denied them because the borrowers before them have had less honor than is necessary to make the present system work perfectly. They have not been businesslike with their trust. If the notes of the borrowers were renewed each yearg if the borrowers were urged to make payments if only in small installments, if they were reminded that their slowness was preventing others from enjoying the chances they have had-the present statement of the Scholarship Fund would be very different. It seems that if the Scholarship Fund is to be worked to its full dollar- power, the trustees must insist on the annual renewal of the notes, and must urge that the borrowers pay back as soon as they are able. If each borrower who has not cleared his account, would pay but a few dollars, it would mean a chance for two or more graduates of this year's class to enter college, which they will not be able to if some payments are not made. Interest is not asked on the loans made, but surely some of the borrowers have found the help of the Scholarship Fund worth interest. If the bank's rate of 7 per cent were paid on the money now loaned, it would mean the sending of two graduates to college. -An Alumnus. OLIVE AND GOLD 123 ITEMS CONCERNING ALUMNI. Engagement. Miss Lucia Cadwell, of the Class of '09, announces her engagement to Mr. F. W. Newcomb of Los Angeles. ' Marriages. Miss Myrtle Winona Fanning, '11, was married to Mr. George Byron Stebbins, at Fresno, Cal., July 3, 1914. Miss Mary King, '13, was married to Mr. Harleigh Johnson last December. Her home is in Santa Barbara. Mr. Lawrence Gonzales, '11, and Miss Rosa Henderson of Santa Barbara were married, December 29, IQI4. Mr. Gonzales is in the real estate business in Santa Barbara. - Mr. jack Bailard, '12, was married to Miss Effie Warren of El Paso, Texas, January 20, 1915. Their home is in Carpinteria. Miss Ruth Overman and Mr. Donald Lippincott, both of the Class of '08, were married April 25, 1915. They will reside in Los Angeles. Mr. Goodspeed Corpe, '11, was married to Miss Francis Pearson, january 1, 1915. Mr. Corpe is in the automobile business in El Monte, Cal. Births. july, 1914. Gordon Leete, son of Mr. Harley M. Leete, '94, of Mill Valley. December 19, 1914. Dana Pound Cook, son of Mr. and Mrs. Dana Cook of Santa Barbara. Mr. Cook is a member of the Class of '04, Mrs. Cook was formerly Miss Ethel Pound, ex-'o7. ' March 8, 1915. Roy S. Sharp, Jr., son of Mrs. Roy S. Sharp fGladys Hill, 'o8j of Santa Barbara. March 15, 1915. Lillian Cook, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Archie Cook of Santa Barbara. Mr. Cook graduated in 1906. Mrs. Cook was Miss Alice Westwick, 'o7. April 19, IQI5. Raymond Louis Wyant, son of Mr. and Mrs. Carl Wyant, Mrs. Wyant was Miss Ruth Evarts. Both Mr. and Mrs. Wyant are members of the Class of '08. Their home is in Santa Barbara. April 30, 1915. George Byron Stebbins, jr., eight-pound sonof Mrs. George Byron Stebbins C Myrtle Fanning, 'IID. Mrs. Stebbins resides at Fresno, Cal. May 16, 1915. Evelyn May Wilson, daughter of Mrs. Maurice VVilson fEvelyn Creasy, 'I4D of Yale, Utah. May, 1915. Carolyn Bilderbach, daughter of Mrs. Bilderbach fCarolyn Leete, '0oj. Mrs. L. J. Whited CAda Cook, '93, is the mother of two children, Franklin J., born March 26, 1910, and Edgar L., born January 17, 1914. Mrs. VVhited lives in Santa Barbara. Items of Interest. Phi Beta Kappa, IQI5. Miss Lucy Gidney, '09, was elected to Phi Beta Kappa at the University of California. 124 OLIVE AND GOLD Miss Anna Rehmke, '09, who graduated from the German Department of Stanford, was elected to Phi Beta Kappa. Miss Henrietta Rehmke, of the Class of 1910, also a graduate of the German Department of Stanford, was elected to the same society. Miss Ruth Compton, 'II, was elected to Phi Beta Kappa at the University of California. Miss Compton completed her first year of college work in the Santa Barbara Junior College. Mr. Alfred Dodge, '12, was elected to Phi Beta Kappa in his Junior year at Pomona. Stanford News. Miss Madeline Morgan, '11, returned to. Stanford this semester, after spending last year at Northwestern University. She will graduate next Christmas from the English Department. Miss Doris Overman, '11, has been instructing in women's crew this semester. She rowed on the Junior Class Crew in the Women's Athletic Day. Eleanor Wyman, '09, took her Master's Degree in Greek. Joyce Gardiner, '11, graduated from the Zoology Department. In the first semester of her Senior year, she was elected to Cap and Gown, the honorary society for women's activities. She was president of the Roble Club one semester, and on the Y. W. C. A. Cabinet. She is vice-president of the Y. W. C. A. for next year, and on the Council of Five of women's student government. Frank Price, '09, took his J. D. in Law in May. Preston Butcher, '09, officially received his D. in May, although it was really Won by him six months ago. He is in business with his father in Santa Barbara. Will Barry, '11, will graduate from the English Department at Christmas. He is a member of the Stanford Gym. Club. Lynn Reynolds, '08, is back for his Mechanical Engineering Degree. Fred Tucker, '14, is registered in the Chemistry Department. Clyde Scott, '13, has made a good showing in both football and track, playing on the Stanford All Blacks, the second team, and running in the half mile in the Stanford California Track Meet. Edward Edwards, '11, is registered in the Civil Engineering Department. Westropp Figg-Hoblyn, '12, is registered in the Law Department. He is a member of the Stanford Gym Club. University of California News. Miss Ruth B. Compton, 'II, was graduated from the College of Social Science. She was a member of the Y. W. C. A. Cabinet. Miss Compton has accepted a position in the University Library for next year. Miss Lucy M. Gidney, '09, received her degree in Social Science. She was on the Senior Advisory Committee, and also was elected to Prytanean, the honorary society for women's activities. Miss Helen Leete, '11, received her degree in Social Science. Her specialty is the French language. She was elected to Prytanean, was on the Y. W. C. A. Cabinet, and on the Senior Advisory Committee. OLIVE AND GOLD 125 Bess Rowe, '11, graduated from the College of Natural Scieneef She made a prominent German society. Henry L. Stambach, Jr., '10, graduated from the Agriculture Department. Ethel Tornoe, '11, received her degree in Social Science. Miss Verna Wood, '10, graduated from Social Science. She will teach in Santa Barbara next year. John Newton, '13, is still on the managing staff of the Daily Californian. Elmer Shirrell, 'IO, has completed his first year of graduate work in Law. He is also teaching at the University. Fritz janney, '13, has made the Glee Club. Archie Hunt, '11, was on the Varsity Team in the Big Game. . Walter Coffey, '10, is taking special work in engineering. Alex Muzzall, '10, graduates from Forestry. Eugene Kellogg, '12, was made a member of Sigma Xi, a scientific honor society. ' Will Lopez, '13, made the Freshman baseball team. Class of 'zo Items. Mrs. E. Bate CMollie Akersj is living in Sydney, Australia. David Barry graduates from the Law College of Harvard. Ruth Belyea is teaching in La Hunda School near Lompoc. Miss Leontine Birabent is with the American Film Company, Santa Barbara. Walter Coffey fsee U. of C. Notesj. Frederic Conant is Civil Engineer for a sugar company, Betteravia, Cal. Edward Doty is on the Santa Barbara postoffice force. Bertram Dunshee is with the State Highway Engineering Corps at San Luis Obispo. Mrs. Glenn Pierce fGladys Fitchj is at home in Santa Barbara. Francis Frink is with the Southern' California Auto Club in Santa Barbara. Alan Hails is engineering at Lost Hills. Miss Marian Hartwell is teaching in Sacramento. Mrs. Fred Low CLouise Heylj is at home in Santa Barbara. Mrs. Potier QI-Ielen Hitchcockj is at home in Santa Barbara. Miss Ruth Hitchcock is teaching in a missionary school at Sha Tau, China. Sha Tau is up the VVest river from Canton. Miss Mary Leete is keeping house for her brother, Mr. Harley M. Leete, at his home in Mill Valley. Mrs. James QMabel Lewisj is at home in Goleta. Oren Lyman is teaching manual training at Piedmont, Cal. Wilbur McNeel is with the postoffice, Santa Barbara. Miss Faith Merriman graduates from Vassar College. Alex Muzzall Qsee U. of C. Notesj. Miss Ruth Meyers is teaching in San Diego. Herbert Orriss is with the Daily News, Santa Barbara. Reginald Oliver is in Pasadena. ' 126 OLIVE AND GOLD Glenn Pierce is with the Pierce Furniture Company, Santa Barbara. He is the acting president of the Alumni Association. i Miss Flossie Rasor is the Supervisor of Drawing in Ceres, Cal. Miss Henrietta Rehmke Qsee Stanford notesj. Hattie Rennie is at home in Lompoc. Elmer Shirrell Qsee U. of C. notesj. Henry Stambach Csee U. of C. Notesj. Andrew Weiant IS a special field agent for the United States Department of Agriculture. - Herbert Weldon holds a responsible position with the Channel Commercial Company, Los Angeles. Zita Wilhoit is with the First National Bank, Santa Barbara. Verna Wood Csee U. of C. Notesj. Miscellaneous. Mildred Moody, '14, is completing her second term in the Manual Arts course of Los Angeles Normal. She is teaching Pottery and Basketry in the fifth grade, which is unusual for a Junior. Hilda Weston, '13, Rebecca Sawyers, '14, and Ruth Weatherbee, '14, are completing their first year in the Kindergarten Department of Los Angeles Normal. Miss VVeston is playing in the orchestra. She will be remembered as one of our orchestra stars. Mrs. Leonard Kellogg CFlorence Ward, '12j is living on the Santa Rosa Ranch, a few miles from Lompoc. Miss Jenness Reese, '13, has been studying dramatic art in Brookfield, Mass. Miss Rose Coughlin, '13, is teaching in the grammar schools in her home town, Las Vegas, Nevada. Miss Della Lindesmith, '09, of Santa Barbara, is a teacher in the Ortega school. Several of our alumni are at Pomona. Alfred Dodge, '12, will graduate in IQI6, Robert Benson, ,I2, in IQI8, Margaret Pendergast, ,I4, in 1918, Jessie Bailard, ,I3, in 1917, Frances Flint, CX-,IO, in 1915, Bernice Franklin, ,I2, in 1916. Miss Ruth Rowe, '11, a graduate of the School of Arts and Crafts in Berkeley, has a class in drawing for children. jean Brainard, '1 1, has been attending the School of Arts and Crafts in Berkeley. Miss Allie Ratliff, '11, is teaching in the High School in Belton, Texas. Miss Bernice Saxby, ,II, is attending the Chicago School of Civics and Philanthropy. This school is the largest of its kind in the country, and is located at Hull House. Mr. Paul Sweetser, '1 1, his wife and baby have returned to Santa Barbara and expect to make their home here. Anna Gass, ,II, Dexa Strait, '13, and Hazel Dewing, '13, are attending San Diego Normal. OLIVE AND GOLD 127 Dorothy Kelley, '13, attended San Diego Normal for a short time, but is now visiting in Pasadena. Appreciation. The editor desires to express her appreciation of the aid she has received in obtaining alumni news. To Miss Joyce Gardiner is due most of the Stanford news, to Miss Irene Pilat and Miss Elizabeth Reed that from the University of California. Miss Hilda' Weston, Miss Hazel Dewing and Miss Bernice Franklin furnished items from their respective schools. Especially commendable is the support from the officers of those classes which have organization. Miss Maree Pratt, Secretary of the Class of ,II, was ready with the important news of her classmates. Mr. Herbert Orriss, President of the Class of '10, responded to a request with items concerning nearly all of the 'I0ers. Those who are doubtful of the possibility of holding a class together, will do well to look at the reports from the classes of ,IO and ,II ! -Alice Barnes, '13. 9 u I 128 OLIVE AND' GOLD THE HIGH SCHOOL EXHIBIT. On June 8, 9, 10, in the High School Gymnasium, the school held a display of the results of its work and activities during the year. Differing from most exhibits of its kind, we endeavored to show our achievements in all lines of school work-academic, mechanical, vocational-and in our play. The academic exhibit consisted of English, Latin, History, Mathematics, Modern Languages, Science, and the Commercial Branches of Bookkeeping and Typing. The English was representative of the junior College and the four regular high school classes. It consisted of Notebooks, Term Themes, Book Reports, Original Stories, Original Poems, Bibliographies, Topical Analyses, and the regular composition work of the classes. In bulk, it amounted to what the English teachers correct weekly. Every student in the department had some work on display. The Latin work was represented by Notebooks, the most striking part of this exhibit was the original compositions on the Senior Play and Junior Songs, written in original Latin. , The History exhibit was notable for Term Themes, Notebooks, Topical Outlines, and Historical-Geographical Maps, also maps drawn in class from memory. The Civics section combined outlines of National, State, and Local Governments with the officials of each. The Mathematics display was also one of every-day work. The Junior College work showed notebook preparation surpassing the work done in corresponding classes of the universities. The high school classes were represented by daily class-room exercises. The Modern Language exhibit consisted of Notebooks and Parallel Trans- lations, Every student contributed one or several lessons and each notebook constituted a key for the text book in use. The translation of a French novel in columns was arranged in two colors, each student did his share of the labor. The Language Charts used for conversational work in the classes, correlating the Art and Language work, attracted much attention. The science exhibition was noteworthy for three things in the high school work, viz., CID exhibit of the Chemistry class in Crystalography--the crystals were extraordinarily large and perfectly formed, C25 dyeing, shown by cloth samples colored with coal tar dyes, and Qgj the Physics work notable for Note- books, Blue-prints of Magnetism, and High-Frequency and High-Voltage Electrical Apparatus, made in the shop by students of science. The Junior College work in science was represented by Botanical Charts and Notebooks in Psychology. The Commercial exhibit consisted of sets in Banking, done independently, remarkable for neatness and accuracy, and sets of examinations. The short- hand notes and transcripts of the typing department were interesting. The exhibit showed accuracy combined with the symmetrical arrangement of all materials, with careful regard for the centering of lines, also a study of different forms for legal papers, letters, bills, etc., in accuracy and good taste. The Manual Training exhibit represented all forms of work in wood and OLIVE AND GOLD 129 metal. The exhibit was very creditable. Deserving special mention was a Tesla coil, a sea of motor parts, a wireless receiving set, and a book-backer press, each made by an upper class boy. Of the hand work by girls, the piece receiving most notice, and perhaps deserving the highest credit, was a cedar chest, a poem in wood, to quote a visitor. The Mechanical Drawing was particularly good, best characterized by another visitor, a middle-aged gentleman, himself a college graduate: This is higher class work than that required for college graduation in my day. Among the many splendid things in hand work from the Intermediate school, the street signs attracted most attention, real art products, they are at once to be put in practical use by the city. Our Manual Training course is thoroughly practical, it does not, therefore, so well, lend itself to exhibit. Due credit must be given this department for repair work, extension of the shop building, laying of cement walks, repairing of the farm tools, the building and installing of play-ground apparatus for the grade schools, and many other things, none of which could be exhibited. The exhibit of the Applied Arts sustained the reputation of this department for splendid work. A fine collection of trays attracted knots of visitors. There were desk sets, bowls, stick-pins, rings, and pendants, all beautiful and useful as well. From the grades there was basketry, woven rugs, and bead work. The Free-hand Drawing of the Intermediate School deserves commendation, especially the flower studies in black and white, and color design motives. The outdoor sketches of the high school, arranged in panel, formed of itself a small picture gallery, and was the center of attraction for many of the visitors. The printing exhibit was an array of window cards, programs, tickets, and dodgers, taken together, these were a history of the activities of the year, showing the nature of the event, the date, and the place of meeting. The student publication, The Forge , was shown issue by issue, visitors were each supplied with Vocational English , the annual publication of the Fresh- man class in Vocational English. Mr. Soules may well be proud of the progress of the year. We congratulate him on both the appearance and the practical side of the printing. Not the least in point of attraction, was the Agricultural exhibit. Between the fragrant cauliflower on the right of the market counter, and the redolent onion on the left, was well banked in attracive-bunches all the vegetables of the season. These were well grown, fine, and crisp, and our Agricultural boys are each several dollars better off, for, by combining exhibit and market, they had opportunity to supply many householders from the exhibit. A large panel of mounted photographs showed their nine and one-half acre farm, and the farmers in actual work. A display of farm tools completed the exhibit. The west corner, dedicated to purely feminine pursuits, glowed with the summer colors of frocks and hats, while pink and blue tissue set off the pretty trimming of lace or embroidery upon sets , ready after long hours of finger pricking and peddling. The garments showed attention to the details of appropriateness of 130 OLIVE AND GOLD material, cut, finish, and decoration, but all were as different as the girls who made them. The cost card showed that the articles had been finished for very moderate amounts. On adjacent tables samples of embroidery, tatting and stencelling, beside dainty bows and ribbon flowers, proved that some of the girls had been interested to turn their hands to fancy work, while large charts illustrated their study of textile materials, and some individual accounts showed that their cash expenditure and cost for clothing had been recorded by the girls for a period of three months. It was interesting to watch two of the students, who took turns during visiting hours, weaving on the Barbour linen loom such runners and bags as our grandmothers made. h To illustrate their short course in House, the second year class displayed sketches of five and six-room bungalows, which showed care in planning, a compact arrangement, with storage and working space, well lighted and ventilated. A couple of charts showed that the question of economical and attractive furnishing of rooms had been treated through the medium of up-to-date catalogues. The cooking, dietetics, and laboratory work was represented, because of lack of space, by note-books-a display of food equivalents, the amount and weight of different cereals obtained for five cents, and the results-of chemical analysis of different brands of Baking Powders. Perhaps a most significant part of this exhibit was the records and display of a few samples of Home Work, which proved that many practiced at home what they had been taught. All feel that only in assuming practical duties in the home do they prove themselves truly self-reliant and efficient. A spectator, viewing the Domestic Art exhibit, remarked plaintively that instead of a faint smell of lavender or violet on lingerie and new dresses, odour d'onion seemed to be the rule, and suggested that the agricultural experts should be urged to exhibit prize roses next year instead of wonderful cabbages. Our cheerful friend, Mr. Hollinghead, heard this and said: Life is full of paradoxes and our exhibit represented life, school life, paradoxes and all. Perhaps the most interesting display was the one labelled Student Activities. Here, under the able management of Delmar Pound, had been gathered together a most representative collection of materials used and trophies won in athletics, of debates and debating cups, of student publica- tions, and of all else that pertains to student life. The exhibit originated with Principal Hollingshead, but was carried out under the efficient management of Miss Hunt, with Mrs. Edwards and Mr. Whittaker as willing and capable helpers. 7. ,t Senior Reactions. The Seniors were having a memory lesson, the passage assigned was the opening lines of Twelfth Night : Ulf music he the food of love, play on, Give ine excess of it, that, surfeiting, The appetite may sicken, and so dief' Mason, mourning over his lost love, said softly: lf music be the food of love, give me an fl1DfJ1'lL'1illl.U But Verne, his mind still on the iinals,i' roared out: Ulf music be food-stuff of love, give me fares of it. While pious VValter, late from church in Uarpinteria. nnirmured: If music he the food of love, pray on I And then Karl Day was on his feet: lf fusio he the mule of love - liut George upspoke, demanding Hsilence all :H 'Alf music be the food of love-give mcwgive mee- own ME 'rim AXEV7 Quite So! B. QITINTICRO-'illlfl longest way round is the sweetest way home. - 'f vou have the right girl. S. ME'l'c,xl,l -lt is, that ls, 1 .y So They Do! N lass what 's a clause? MR. lf- ow, c . ., ,, . liEoN,x xVESCO'l l'-Olfll that's what eats have. Durability Rather Than Quality. IVJRITG CLERK-Now, what kind of a toothbrush do you want? ' i ' ' dere bane seven ane ina fainlee Ol t inus be stl ong wan, OLE Onnson- 1, 1 132 OLIVE AND GOLD Virtue Its Own Reward. ST. PETER tto fair applieantj-What was your business on earth? APPLICANT-Editor of the Olive and Gold. ST. PETER-Pick out your harp. Hopeful! DOROTHY Wn.LLxMs tin 12A Engl-I live in Hope, not Goleta district. BALDWIN Q. treading in Chaucerj-She hadde some smale hounds that she fed on roasted milk. Some Scrap. BOB TUCKER--l see someone gave you a black eye, this morning. R. BELLM:lNllJlkti fun they did. l had to fight for it. Charles Who? , llrIOTHER fadmonishingj-Don't let the men come too near you when courting. DAUGHTER-Charles and I always have a chair between us. A , She Likes His Company. CHARLES PIERCE-May I see you up the stairs? NEW GIRL-No, I'd rather you'd walk up with me. A At Play Practice. MISS OVERMAN-E8Cll couple give me your names and number as you are now arranged. EMMANUEL S.-Marjorie Brooks and I are one. USEDATE SARAHJ' Sarah Ann King, a sedate and extremely modest girl. had early gone upstairs to bed, the doorbell rang. She heard herself asked for by the man of all men-Samuel White. She jumped from her bed and tried to turn on the electric light. but the bulb had hurried out. Without taking time to get another one, she hastily dressed in the dark. Just before going downstairs. she picked up her powder puff and powdered her face very freely. Mr. White met her at the foot of the stairs. She noticed that while his greeting was very cordial, there was a peculiar twinkle in his eye. Often during the evening he looked at her with the same expression. and she became very nervous. With this exception, however, they had a very enjoyable time. When Mr. White left, Sarah Ann rushed upstairs to see what was the matter. She fumbled around until she found a new electric light bulb. Then she switched on the light. She looked in the mirror. Horrors! She had dipped her powder puff into a box of powdered charcoal! -Rachael Bennet, 'l8. A Word of Advice. The water-wagon saves many a man from biting the dust.-Ex. 1 Q 1 'z Did Attie hang the auto number on the sereen so that he could make a speech about it? A Strenuous Course. MRS. BYRD Cexplaining the new programj-Now, elass, this course teaches girls how to be usefulg how to manage their own house-how to make their own clothes. to plan their own homes, to lay out their own grounds- VOICE FROM THE REAR oe 'NIE Rooivr-Yes. and to lay out their husbands. too. Who Sees lt? Leaves, leaves, nothing but leaves. Oh, Ruth! Oh, George! OLIVE AND GOLD 133 Leavitt Knows. Leavitt Cadwell is authority for the following: The Ford is the only oar mentioned in the Bible. In Isaiah we find: 'He went up to heaven 011 highf What other ear but a Ford can do that? Not To Be Outdone in Courtesy. MISS DAVIS. Qin 10A Engl-Two people must not work together in the library. HARRY REED-In that ease, we'll have to stay all night to finish. Miss D. Csweetlyl-Well, never mind, I'll stay with you. Please Explain. IE.-KRLE CONRAD C pointing to diagram on boardj--Can anyone explain this diaphragm ? A for Harold. MR. FORD-Harold, what is potential energy? H. BROOKS-Potential energy is when anything is at rest, but if you loosen one end of it, it will fall down. Addled Arthur. MR. WEs'rERG.xARD Cin 9A Hist.D-I will not take the roll of those who have their map-books finished. . ARTIIIIR ADIIER Qabsent-mindedl-Here. H What Kind of Chickens, Charlie? CHARLES PIERCE-O Mrs. Byrd, where did you get those lovely violets? MRs. BYRD-Perhaps you brought them to me, Charles, you said that you had violets in your back yard. CHARLES--Oll, the chickens got all of them. Why the Excitement? Miss WESCOTT Ctranslatingj- Yes, he breathes and he-he-kisses- MR. P.--Yes, yesg go on. Miss WESCOTT-Oli, I can 't. I'm so nervous. This, in an English Class. GEORGE GRAHAM Creeitingj-Present, '4boil, past, broil,', and past- partieiple, baked CNote: Why ignore the vulgar form of i'stewed '!j Cultchaw I DoRo'1'IIEA GAMMIL Cwho intends to be a Stenographerj-What's the use of knowing all these 4'Phyeophyta',? MR. FORD-Why, for the sake of culture. Wlieii you hear people talking about such things as Ehrowceae and Lyngoyaeea, you will want to know what they mean. IEditor,s Note: I Wondahlll What Did She Mean? MRS. BYRD Qdiscussing The young squyer in Chaucerj-Oh, no, presse does not mean press or chest. As they were layed in pressef, means that the young Squier curled his hair with curling-tongs. The other interpretation would suggest that he took off his curls and put them into the top bureau drawer. This is what women do, nowadays-I shouldn't disclose secrets in this way, but I sometimes do it. CShocking! Shockinglj 134 OLIVE AND GOLD Just What? Mlss CHRISTAL tspeaking to the girls about their gym suitsj-So, please, girls, take the seats out of the lockers or they will be burned. Those Lazy Pioneers. Ma. Roxsrzarson-Vida, tell us about the Farmers' Alliance. . VIDA Hull.-The farmers out West got together and began to do something. They never had done an.ytl:in,g before. Shocking But True. WEIDMAN Qseeing a passing example of feminine perfeetionj-Gee, some class. Venus had nothing 011 her, did she? MASON-Not in any of the pictures that I have seen. Time to Beat It. BALDY-Well, whatever you say goes. D. W.-Baldwin! He went. At the College-Senior Dance. IIARRIET-ll0 you like the t'Boston? I HSLIPSH tblushingl-No. I prefer the Paris No metal touches you. The Disastrous Effect of Home Life. RUTH CULVER Cgiving information to the vocational department as to her future plansj-'tHome next year, hospital next. C lb lEditor's Note: We recommend rose-leaves as a preventive.l No, Sometimes He Stops ln. Mas. BYRD Qto Melville, in Assemblyj-Do you pass Schauer's on your Way home tl I Philosophy. ff. CRITTENDEN-Well, Mr. Hollingshead said that I could pass on one con- dition, and l got the condition, so l guess l,'ll pass. Stung Again! . COLEMAN S'1'EW.xR'1' Crushing into the oftiw-J-VVhat! Mr. llollingshead not in? Will he be back after lunch? Miss LI-1RMoNo-No, tbat's what he went out for. The Mystery Explained. IIUTCH TINKER-l wonder why they always elm-er when a man gets hurt playing foot-ball? FRED MCCLOSKEY--'I'l1at's so the girls can't hear what he says. Quite a Slam. II. WEIDMIXN Cat the Senior eneampmentj-Mary, do you know that you are not like any of the other girls I know t? MARY G. Cvery softlyj-No? H. WEIIJM.KN-NO, indeed, the others tan, but you freckle. So Do We All of Us. IAEONA WESCOTT tin IIistoryD-The early settlers came VVest because they were unable to settle at home. Out of the Mouth the Heart Betrayeth Itself. B. QUIN'I'ERo Ctranslating a love-passage in Spanishl- Victoria y yo, etc. --'tGloria and I- OLIVE AND GOLD 135 Clevah Wiggie! MR. WEsTERGix.xRn Cin Historyl-How eould you tell a scholastic from a sehoolman ll W. Hlooms-liy the pupils in the St5ll0Ollll2lll7S eyes. THE HUMOUR OF IT. In Senior English. Mrs. Byrd had assigned a discussion of the four humours that the physicians of Shakespeare's time believed to be in the blood. The elass, to the last mem- ber, failed on the assignment. Mrs. Byrd quietly told them to write out a brief statement of these humours and their uses, illustrating their uses by quotations from Elizabethan writers. From the papers we cull a few salient and tinzwly quotations: '4The Taming of the Shrew-IV, 1, 212: Would vex a very saint, much more a shrew of thy 'impatient humour. -Ruth Culver. The Taming of the Shrewfl-IV, 1, 12: t'And thus I'll eurh her mad and lzeadsfroizy humour- -Lucie Tornoe. 'iMueh Ado About Nothing. -l, 1, 99: I thank God and my eold blood, I am Knoll of your humour- -Dorothy Williams. 61 Henry V, -I I, 1, 58: I had a humour to lfnozfl' you indifferent well- -Heralcl Wt'Itll1liill. 4'IIenry V, -II, 1, 74: I will eu! thy ilzrnal one time or other, that's the humour of it- -Bernice Sloan. Cl Echoes From the English Class. Mns. BYRD-YUS. elass, it is said that lllilton often would spend weeks on one paragraph. HLOVEYH tlouiuo Cin a, loud whisperj-Gee, that's nothing. I've heard of a fellow who spent six years on a single SENTENCIG. Squandered. MR. RoBER'FsoN Cin Civiesl-t'an you give me an example of unproduetive spending of wealth? THAD P1I,.x'I'-Sure, when a fellow takes his sister to the show. Enough to Give You One! SIDNEY lfoorun Cin Spanishl- Yo soy dolor en eabexa.'l Cl am a head- aehej. Sassy Senior! M.xIcG.xnET l'u'l'N.xm Cas Mr. Hollingshead emerges from the doorl-Oh! kiddo, kiddo, wait a minute. Some Explorers. BERNICE Sl,o.xN Cin Ilistoryl-'l'he tlahots landed in North America and explored the coast from Novia Scotia to the Cape of Good IIope. Aerial Stunts? GERTRUDE IIARDC.XH'1'Iil'I-AWllQ'l1 I go jitney ridingr, we run over moths and everything ! A Bum Joke. MAX JANNEY-YOU sure do know a lot of bum jokes. Bon Ono-Sure! I know you. 136 OLIVE AND GOLD Mum's the Word. HENRY O,lJEARY Cin Los Angelesj-Here, boy, I'm from Santa Barbara audi Boy-Oh, that 's all right. I won't blow on ya. Everybody Tum. MR. FORD Qtoxllhysics Classj-You may turn over now if you want to. At the Baseball Game. SHE-NOW, just one more question. , CHAMP CLARKE fpolitelyb-Sure, go ahead. SHE-Well, when docs the umpire go to bat? Rough on the Eats. MR. ROBERTSON Cin 10A Geometryb-What would you do with that first problem, Louis? Louis LE BARON-Well, I would knock off the pie HD. Popular Novels. THE CRISIS-Examination day. PORT or MISSING MEN-Patswald's French Class. HIEAVENLY TWINS-H. Ewald and W. Lewis. A Sure Course, But Slow. IIAROLD CLARKE-What course are you going to graduate in, Steve? K. STEVENS-In the course of time, I guess. Great Mystery Solved! CTlie Mystery of the Dirty Cuff at last laid bare.D Smithy, famous scientific detective, at last has solved the problem that has troubled the minds of the students since the night of the Y. A. L. Entertain- ment. Ever since the above-mentioned evening, the entire student body has been on the clean cuff of one Skelly Hester. the clean cuff of one Skelly Hester. After nights of study, Smithy, who undertook the case, was able to decipher them, and to obtain the following meaningless jumble of letters and figures: f Two tickets QQ 50c .......................,,,,..............,,.....,..................................................... 31.00 Street car fare CQ 5c ..........,.....,....,.....................,....,............................................... .20 Plain soda Qfor myselfl Ct-D 5c .,.......... ...... . 05 Lover's delight Cnot for mel .......... ...... . 25 Shave QD 150 ..............,............................... ...... . 15 Haircut Q12 35c ...................,...... ....... ...... . f 35 Face massage CQ 35c .,,........... ........... . 35 Grand Total .......................,.........,...,.,..............................................,.........,.. 32.35 Still the problem baffled the sleuth, at last he discovered a clue, and from that time the case was easy. 4'Perfectly simple to one who uses his brains, remarked Smithy to Ord. You see, the cuff was worn to an entertainment where he accompanied one of the fair sex. Now, this evidently cost a great deal, and it was natural that 'Skelly' should make an account of the expenses, which took his entire year's salary. What did he have to figure on? Why, his clean white cuff, of course. What's the answer? Why, 'Skelly' had broken into high society at the cost of two dollars and thirty-five cents. Marvelous, exclaimed Ord, in wonder and awe at the great Smithy's plienomenal brai11 development. ' ting in a S sure this fron OLIVE AND GOLD 137 Well, Hardly! MR. WHITTAKI-JR-'I'his dynamo is an old boy. lt was made in 1854. STANLEY SIIEPARD finnocentlyj-Did you make it yourself? Resource. SKE1.I.EY -Gee, I wish I had the cheek to kiss you. SHE tgenerouslyj-Use mine. Christian Charity. BOBBY-Do you obey the Bible injunction and love your neighbor? EWALD-I try to, but she won't let me! i I Should Say Not! IWIASON Cto 0'LearyD-Are you a French student? H. CoRNnI.1Us-Not much. I'm Irish. No But He Was Seriously lnjured. 7 Miss E1,LIsoN tin Historyj-Philip took revenge on Demosthencs by eut- off his head, and then having his tongue cut from his mouth and hung up conspicuous place. Wliiricn PINKHAM--llltl he die? Q T00 RANK TO CLASSIFY. cribblings Saved ln the Nick of Time From Mrs. Byrd's Waste-Basket. Scientiiic Dope. 'fAs told by Mr. Fordwbut not in his Physics elassj Turning down the gas saves matehesg it also makes matches. Turning off an electric light often causes sparking. Turning off a gas light causes an increase in pressureg an increase i11 pres- causes a lessening of waste. The Key to the Situation. DEUEI,-What key are you playing in? FOXEN-ill F. Why do you ask? DEUEI.-Because it sounds like li to me. V A Good Boxer. JOHN Wnsrwiok-Say, bo, did you hear the-y've got a White Hope in burg that will box Johnson any time? CHICK-Quit your kidding! J. WEsTW1cK-Straight goods! He 's the undertaker. Some Things We Would Like to Know. Why Chester t'rittenden and ll. Cornelius tiunked in French. What office Mason lie Baron will run for next. Why Malcolm Graham got a shave. Why Mrs. Byrd has been so light on written work in Senior Eng? How much it eost Skelly to break into high society. There are many other things. but for self-evident reasons they are withheld 1 publication. tlnquirc of criticj OLIVE AND GOLD AH, WOE IS ME! A rush down stairs-hoorayl pell-melll A scuffling in the hall- A troop of jolly, giggling girls, Trip in with many a call. There in the science class-room Presides grave Mr. Ford, Who, seated on a wobbly stool, Arranges learning's hoard. The class will come to order, Un the awfulest of tonesj Now, Dorothy, you'll tell us, please, About the gramophonesf' XVhy-er-Why-er-the grampophonc Contains a widening tube- And a little what-you-call-'emw That goes spinning on a cube. And-er--and-er-a pointed needle, 4 Connects it to the plate- Then you start the thing to running- And--er-well-er-it's great ! Um--ah--I see 'tis very plain The idea you do not get, I wonder if a single one Has got this principle yet ! In vain he tries, the class sits still, All waiting for a leader, Not one comes forth at Honor's call, Not one is there to heed her. Now comes relief-O frapjous day!- One gasp of greatest joy- The bell rings out on silent air- No more We Him annoy. Oh, General Science! Thou art good To fill the Senior's mind, But helpless Freshmen scarce can hope In thee, his goal to find. Ah, well we know 'tis not for us, To study of the light, Or sound, or electricity! Yet such our sorry plight! -Frances Ellsworth, '18 OLIVE AND GOLD 139 HSEDATE SARAH I- 3m ARAH ANN KINO, a sedate and extremely modest girl, had early gone upstairs to bed, the doorbell rang. She heard herself asked for by the man of all men-Samuel White. - She jumped from her bed and tried to turn on the electric 3 light, but the bulb had burned out. .VVithout taking time to get another one, she hastily dressed in the dark. just before going downstairs, she picked up her powder puff and powdered her face very freely. Mr. White met her at the foot of the stairs. She noticed that while his greeting was very cordial, there was a peculiar twinkle in his eye. Often during the evening he looked at her with the same expression, and she became very nervous. W'ith this exception, however, they had a very enjoyable time. When Mr. White left, Sarah Ann rushed upstairs to see what was the matter. She fumbled around until she found a new electric light bulb. Then she switched on the light. She looked in the mirror. Horrors! She had dipped her powder puff into a box of powdered charcoal ! -Rachael Bennet, 'I8. i , ' THE TRAGIC- FATE OF E. PLURIBUS REG. MALOTT. Un Two Acts, by Bunny.j Foreword: It is a far cry from innocent looking Kewpies to the chas- tisement of Reginald Malott, but the ramifications of a dark deed are incal- culable. It began with the mystery of the Kewpies CSee Who Done It ? , p. 5-J. Having out-Kewpied the Kewpies aand ruffled the dignity of the Senior president, the gang installed a new secret society,- The Order of the Mysterious Flowers. Sometimes it was the delicate wild rose, plucked in Mission Canon at early dawn, with dew still trembling on its petals, some- times it was wonderful larkspurs, intense with their message, sometimes it was fragrant carnations-which, alas! the wicked rats did eat, but this day it was rare and lovely sweet-peas. Hence this- Tragedy. Persons in the Play: Oflicial Flower-Bearer of the Gang. Sweet Pea, the Exciting Force. Miss Davis, the Fall-Guy. E. Pluribus Reginald Malott, the Villain. Mrs. Byrd, Nemesis. Chorus: Soph. A Class. Time: 1:15 p. m. Place: Room 3. Action: 140 OLIVE AND GOLD ACT I. Enter Official Flower-Bearerg she looks around, places huge bouquet of Sweet Peas on desk and makes a quick get-away. Enter Sophomore English classy they take seats noisily. Enter Miss Davis hurriedly. Reginald fpicking up bouquetj-Hm-m. Miss Davis, in behalf of my classmates-Hm-m-it gives me great pleasure, to present to you this little token of our-our-undying regard. fPresents bouquet which Miss D. gra- ciously accepts. Class settles down to work of the day.j ACT II. f QEnter Mrs. B.g she sees class at work, pauses a moment, then goes about to retire.J Miss D.-Do you wish anything, Mrs. Byrd? Mrs. B. Chesitatingj-Well--er-no-but since I have interrupted your work, I will take my flowers and put them in water. fPicks up the Sweet Peasj Miss D. famazedj-Your flowers? QConfusion follows. Class chortles. Reg. is fussed j. Reginald! fin voice of hurt surprise, then asidej I know not what is in that child's mind. QTO Mrs. Byrdj Do you know, Mrs. Byrd, Reginald just now presented me with that bouquet? Mrs. B. Qfixing Reg. with her glittering eye j-Reginald, come with me. fShe beckons with her compelling finger. Reginald follows as a three- years child -but here eyes fill with tears and sides shake-but not with grieflj QCURTAINQ ii THE BUG HOUSE REVIEW MOTTO: Where a boy's class pin is, there also is hzs heart. VOL. 23 No. 13 APRIL 1, 1915 BOB-NO-LITTLE, EDITOR NEW DANCE Feature of College Enter- tainment-Mason Lie Ba- ron Gives Exhibition. At the dance given by the college class, Mason Le Baron entertained the guests with a few of the newest fancy steps, show- ing that even such an an- cient dance as the Virginia Reel is being modified by the new ideas. THINGS NOT DIRECTLY TRACEABLE TO HER- ALD WEIDMAN. Herald did not build the arkg he never in his life crossed the Delawareg nor did he sign the Declara- tion of Independence. Col- umbus discovered Ameri- ca. Weidman was not there at the time. Sir Isaac Newton unearthed the law of gravitation without any assistance from our infant prodigy. SUICIDE PREVENTED. Santa Barbara, Mar. 3, 1915. - Skelley Hester, being recently crossed in love, expressed his deter- mination to go to the dogs. To this end, he drank three ginger ales and smoked two cubebs. Fur- ther dissipation was pre- vented by Skelley's father, who spoke to his son in the woodshed. NEW HOLIDAY June 25 Becomes Legal Holiday. The twenty-fifth of June will hereafter be a legal holiday in S. B. H. S., in commemoration of the go- ing forth of as worthless a set of loafersas ever bet- tered the school by leav- ing it. NEW THEORY AD- VANCED. Mr. Ford announces that the past climatic condi- tions are due to the weather. He adds that much more weather may be expected from now on. PERSONALS. Henry 0'Leary is learn- ing to dance. So are Har- old Cadwell, Robert Ord, George Graham, and Ches- ter Crittenden. Beware! Leona Wescott says that she loves her Carter car. According to Carroll Smith, Girls are fickle fickle creatures, any way. Henry Ewald has bought himself a new necktie of many colors, and Harry Hillman has negotiated for a shave. Bob Ord says that the high cost of loving is keeping him broke, but that he believes that two can live cheaper than one, anyway. After much labor, Bruce Lockard was able to scrape up enough to pay for his pictures, Good work, Bruce, we still owe 31.28 on ours. WHAT'S WHAT Unexpressed Thoughts of Famous Seniors. Earl Conrad-I wonder if they know that I wear a trunk strap instead of a belt. -Roy Osborne-I wonder if Caruso had anything on me when he was my age. Emmanuel Solari - Is she is proud of me when I get up to read the treas- urer's report? George Graham-I won- der if I look as classy as I feel. Bob Ord-Gee, but sus- penders are lots better than a belt! Leona Wescott-I hope Carroll will see me talk- ing to Emmanuel. Carroll Smith-Gee, I hope Leona will see me talking to Myra. Henry O'Leary-I won- der if they really can run The Forge without me. Mason Le Baron-I won- der just how I looked when I did the split at the College Reception. Mrs. Byrd-I would like to know what kind of a bunch my next Senior class will be. THE BUG HOUSE REVIEW QUESTION COLUMN. Let us solve all your trou- bles, satisfaction guar- anteed-All correspond- ence strictly confiden- tial-Address questions to Boob Nolittle. I. Dear Mr. Nolittle: I am new to the school and am very bashful. I think every boy in the school has smiled at me- at least five have. I'd like to smile back at some of them, especially that very sweet little boy who col- lects the student body dues -- Solari, they call him-but I have been taught that it is not prop- er. Tell me how I may get acquainted with him. In great perplexity, The New Sophmore Girl. Dear Little Sophomore: You must rid yourself of the idea that it is improp- er to smile at the S. B. H. S. boys: all the girls do it, and it is quite the thing. As for becoming acquaint- ed with Emmanuel, no- thing is easier. One smile and you have him on the run. Editor. II. There are just two things I should like to know: ill Why does Hen- ry Ewald look so fierce: and 129 Where does he get his shirts. A Student. Dear Stude: As for your first in- quiry: It is the nature of the beast. As for your second: He gets his shirts at the same establishment where Joseph got his coat. TO LATE TO CLASSIFY Lost- A voice for the Glee Club. Finder please return the same to Roy Osborne. Wanted By Champ Clarke. Enough 'tG's to put on the ends of his words. Loss first noticed at Poster Auction. Wanted-A few yards of pink baby-ribbon to tie up my pompadour. Apply to Herald Weidman. CLASSIFIED ADS. iFresh Daily.J Try our Classilied Col- umns. We satisfy your lightest wish, providing it be light enough. Wa nted. WANTED-An experienced razor, one capable of cut- ting up. Must be bright and sharp. Apply to Harry Hillman, S. B. H. S. WANTED-A steady to take to High School dances. Only good-look- ers need apply. Carroll Smith. WANTED-A cure for a broken heart. Mason Le Baron. Lost and Found. LOST-Lost, strayed or scattered - The jolly, good-natured class of 1915. Wherever it goes may it ever realize its hopes, and its ambitions, and be an honor to the institution which gave it being. - ...im LOST-My heart. Finder please return to Harry Hillman. LOST-My best girl. Find- er may keep her if he can. She was too much for me. Bruce Lockard. For Sale. FOR SALE-Everybody has a chance to become pres- ident ' of the United States. I will sell my chance for the price of a hair cut. Henry Ewald. FOR SALE-As I am leav- ing S. B. H. S. forever, I will sell my interest in The Forge to any good responsible party. Apply to Henry O'Leary. VVANTED-Someone to call me dear1e. Skelley Hester. WANTED-A pair of non- skid dancing pumps to use at Senior Receptions. Mason Le Baron. m.m. WANTED-We, the under- signed, Want to be let alone and not bothered when dancing a gents' pursuit. Dutch Tinker, Lois Mitchell, Gertrude Hardcastle, Leona Wescott. WANTED-A name. Other than Dr. Westergaard. Mr. Westergaard. Too Late to Classify LOST--A voice for the Glee Club. Finder please re- turn the same to Roy Osborne. - - WANTED - By Champ Clarke. Enough G's to put on the ends of his words. Loss flrst noticed at the Poster Auction. WANTED--A few yards of pink baby-ribbon to tie up my pompadour. Ap- ply to Herald Weidman. WANTED - By Kenneth Stevens. A cake of Sa- polio, so I can shine in ,English. OLIVE AND GOLD A WORD FROM THE MANAGER. We heartily thank the merchants of our city who, in a time of financial stringency, have made it possible for us to put out this magazineg we cer- tainly appreciate this l-ine co-operation on the part of our citizens, and earnestly recommend our adver- tisers to our students, our friends, and our patrons. To Mr. Schauer, also, goes our thanks, for his expert work, his advice, and his never failing courtesy, during the publication of this issue. We wish herein to acknowledge our debt and express our gratitude to our able assistants, and likewise to the team captains who managed the sale contest.. Students of Santa Barbara High School, DO NOT FORGET OUR ADVERTISERS! '? INDEX TO ADVERTISERS '? Allen Co., The T. V. .. American Film Mfg. Co. Andera, C. M. ........ . Arlington Hotel Bates, L. W. .......... . Bentz, Nathan .....,... Boeseke-Dawe Company Brant's ............,... Brock's Cyclery Brock-Higgins .... Central Bank, The Chase, H. G. ..... . City Dye Works ....... Crescent Confectionery Cronise, C. H. 8: A. J. .. C. 8: W. Feed Co. ..... . Daily News, The Dardi-Farioli Co. ...... . Diehl Grocery Co., The . Enterprise Laundry .... Ewing, F. J. ........ . Farnum, E. O. ........ . First National Bank Ford .............. Fleischer, A. B. . . . . Freeze 8: Freeze Gagnier, L. E. Gardner, C. H. .. Gift Shop ............. Great Wardrobe, The .. Gretchen Confectionery Gutierrez Drug Store .. Haywards' .... Hendry Bros. Herzog, D. W. .... .. Hitchcock's ........... Home Telephone Co., The .. Hunt Mercantile Co., The Lear's .......... ....... Lillibridge's ........... Lowe's Confectionery .. Magil1's Shoe Store .... Mascarel Hotel ...... McComber, G. W. .. Moullet, J. F. 0sborne's Book Store Ostin, L. J. ........ I Ott Hardware Co. .... . Page Tea and Crockery Co., The . Park 84 Nielson .................. Parma's ....... Pierce Bros. . . . Potter Theatre .. Racket Store ....... Ramona Book Store .. . Red Cross Drug Co. ............. . Reynolds Electrical Supply Co. Rodenbeck, E. F. .............. . Runkle Shoe Co., The ...... Rust's Garage ....,........... . Santa Barbara Business College . Santa Barbara Lumber Co. ...... . S. B. Abstract 8: Guaranty Co. . S. B. County National Bank ., . S. B. Drug Co. ............. . S. B. Gas Sr Electric Co. . S. B. Hand Laundry ........ . S. B. Savings 8: Loan Bank . .. . San Marcos Barber Shop .... . Sargent Sz Co. ............ . Schauer, D. H. ............. . Security Building Syndicate .. . Smith Bros. ................ . St. Charles Market . Sterling Drug Co. .... . St. Paul Dye Works . Tisdel Bros. ........ . Trenwith's . . . . Tucker, Fred .. . Unger's ................ . Union Commission Co. .. . Union Mill Co., The ..... . Veronica Water .... . . . . Western Book and Toy Store .... Western Garage .............. . Woods' Garage ..... . White House, The . Y. M. C. A. ....... . , OLIVE AND GOLD 'if 4' 'I' V 4- Please Phlasgggughti a liiew ' , an ave OHCQ Y O U R two-letter monogram. In se- lecting a box of paper from us we will stamp your own monogram on same in any color for 15 cents extra. This 9 makes your stationery more individual. Would not yourgraduating friend apprecialea nice I 1 box of Crane's fine stationery which you can always find at our store. 'n OSBORNEYS BOOK STORE 923-925 Slate Sh-eel' 'I' 'I' 4' 'I' THE TERRIBLE MARCH. MR. ROBERTSON Cexcitedly describing Sherman's March to the Sea D- Why, you know, class, the soldiers marched right into people 's beautiful estates and put their horses in the houses and slept in the barns. On the Brain. HARRY IIIIJLMAN-Say, O'Leary, I hear you are going down to Los Angeles for the day. Won 't you spend eight hours hunting ads for me? You surely could manage ten minutes for yourself before the train leaves. Agents for Cooler Shades, Tourist Go Carts, Double ,fe Action Gas Stoves f 0 n In up Q.. r X Carpets Awmngs 6 QW fa - f ' l f W' ', 0 . 0 0 A Ebelz w j ' j iQLlin ,M 1' f I 5, 'ai t 1 lIu'. r- ' ,, - v vtvwhxi' if .... , ,u : eil ,gfifaspqm f .- J iz- ,il .-FS ? I FURNITURE 1 Ear- , '-Q-ei 1022-1024 stare street Q J Santa Barbara, Cal. II OLIVE AND GOLD X -x jyx , . q X!-ey I ' g la! K WN alll lf lf? , Wl ll IW IX' 'lllf' 6 A How I shall miss you When you are grown. WHAT the poet sang every mother's heart has felt. Balofs photograph talcen now ancl then will preserve the image ancl. memory of hahy days for all time. Cle0er photographers, with the fast lenses and fast plates of to-clay, also get wonderful results in loahy pictures. How long since you ha0e hacl your hahy's picture taken? Broclft-Higgins The nBalJy Catchersu Stuclio qo5 State Street Where most of the Good Photographs are made in our town OLIVE AND GOLD III Is our best advertisement 11 We do infinitely more for those who seek the best than the ordinary store. fl We operate a modern, sanitary bakery in the premises. 11 We handle the largest assortment of fruits and vegetables. 11 We carry great stocks of imported novelties in table delicacies. 11 We manufacture our own candies-an endless variety made daily. 11 In short, we aim to lead as handlers of high class goods-and we doubt if there is another store in the West that does as much for people who care as this one does. The Diehl Grocery Co. 827 State Street Both Phones 44 Practical Geometry. I CDemonstratfd hy one Carroll Smith for the benefit of all queeners who may ecme after him.D A straight line is the shortest distance between two points. PROOI-'-Otlli Park to Track Dance, 8 P. M. Saturday. 2. THEOREM-Two sides of a triangle are longer than the third side. Pnoos-Track Danr-e to Oak Park four hours later. Was He Broke? B.u,DY-Going to the dance tonight, Mason I? llI.xsoN LE ISIXRON-NO, I guess not. BALDY-VVIIY, haven 't you got a flame? M.xsoN-Oh yes! I have a flame but no fuel. GENERAL ALL-AROUND KNO WLEDGE IS REQUIRED-in this case a knowledge of STENOG- RAPHY and TYPEWRITING, Commercial Law and Rap- id Calculations. The man who would succeed today needs the modern business methods as taught at Santa Barbara Business College Then you are sure of a good position. More calls for office positions than we can fill. Home Phone 162 E. B. HOOVER, Principal ' l IV OLIVE AND GOLD O N , wa I QC .izlliliiwwvwaviwT-fm. l0:Jzli6iQG.hl1S.vAvAAl0.vlMM539.3633 'QQ' ' ESANT ARBARAE 2 YOUR STORE You Can Have Your Own Way in This Store ta ' Thas been said, Let the public run your business ' and they Will run it into the ground. 'll We take pride in saying, You can have what you want and do 'as you please at our store. 11 If, after you buy any merchan- dise in this store, though it be a collar button up to a suit, you are not satisfied, you can have your money back. 11 Isn't that having your own Way? Try it. Just a Matter of Information. KARL DAY Cin Senior Englishl-Do you really think there is a Hell Mrs Byrd. Oh, of course, I d0n't say that l'm to go there if there is one, hut then I'd just like to know. You Never Can Tell. A rumor has gone forth to the effect that Lonnie Forhush was arrested for disturbing the peace. BOTH 1fHoNEs' 125 720 STATE STREET H.G.CHASE REAL ESTATE PROPERTIES OF ALL KINDS EXCHANGES IN CITY and COUNTY RENTALS FOR SALE LOANS OLIVE AND GOLD V MOTORCYCLES AND BICYCLES Sargent 5 Co. 21 West Canon Perdido Street BOTH PHONES How Extraordinary! As read in an English Composition-HNOW this lady had one very strange characteristic. She liked men intenselyg yet she thought they were insipid creatures who did nothing but idle their time away and make love to women. What Does It All Mean? MR. WESTERGAARD Ctelling the Ancient History class of how the Nor- mans livej-Yes, and they still grind their old women, just as they used to, between stones. 'Hitting the Nail Hard FAIR DAMSEL Cat table in a barber shopb-Manicure, sir? GROUCHY OLD MAN Cwith a snapj-No, I bite them. -Ex. The Home Telephone Compan Is a Home Institution and the cause of Improved Telephone Service at I I Reduced Rates Therefore deserves your patronage - 5,000 Telephones in Operation in Santa Barbara County VI OLIVE AND GOLD gedfufiflg Specials Shoes 3 'md -1- ' ' .50 Phone 540 736 Stale Street, Santa Barbara, Cai. Special attention ghfen to all mail orders O. M. Ruckman, Manager Home 487 Pacific 53 A A J. F. CKY DYE Grocer Works 316 STATE STREET ' ' 936 State Street Both Phones 98 Brotherly Love. JEROME CHAFFEE Qin Englishj-The brotherly devotion of Balin and Ralan was shown at the end of the poem, when they killed each other. Oh Puff! SHE Csvveetlyl-It must he awful to have so many blow-outs and punctures- BOB ORD Qin a bored tonej-Not at all. Fm naturally of a retiring dis- position. Besides it's business. Easy. GEORGE GR,SH4XM-I,V6 got to think of a joke in the Senior class. LOUISE HENDERSON-That ought to he easy-for you, I mean. Same Old Joke Again. MRS. BYRD-And remember, my young actors, that when you come to have your pictures taken, that you must come dressed. The page Useful Gzfts Bohemian Glass Vases, from 10c ton. 33.00 Tea and Crockery CO, Bohemian Water Sets, from 31.50 ton- 32.50 Austrian China Salad Sets, 01.15 to ..., 35.00 737 STATE STREET Austrian China Chocolate Sits, 32.25 to 36.00 Phones 987 Austrian China Cake Sets, 32.50 to ,-. .34.00 OLIVE AND GOLD VII Union Commission Co. INCORPORATED Hay, Grain, Wood, Coal and Mill Feed Garden and Lawn Seeds of All 'Kinds F ERTILIZERS S. B. and Golden Eagle Egg and Chick Food YARDS AND WAREHOUSES CORNER ANACAPA AND BOULEVARD PHONES 415 Do You Know That- Chester Crittenden always makes you crank up his Ford before giving you ride ? Carroll Smith wears a pompadour? Henry O'Leary is an Irishman? April showers bring May Howers? but that- May would rather have Lonnie bring them? That girls are queer creatures? and that- They get hot under the collar if you put a piece of ice down their necks? That it's no cinch to get joshes for the O. Sa G.? and- lt's less of a cinch to have to read them? Another Dental Dislocation. MRS. BYRD-Dorothy, jump up on that table and swing your teeth Cfeetj. G E E Y BUT THEY MAKE MY FEET . FEEL GOOD! - Rexall Foot Bath Tablets, 25c. ARTHUR B. FLEISCHER Successor to The Starr Drug Company CoR. STATE AND DE LA GUERRA STS. SANTA BARBARA VIII OLIVE AND GOLD C. E. PHOENIX J. B. CUNNANE Gutierrez Drug Store The Leading Prescription Druggists 635 State Street, Fithian Building Phone 62 Santa Barbara, California ANNOUNCEMENT A. H. Smith Presents The One-Real Scream: THERE'S A KIDDIE IN MY HOUSE. Featuring RICHARD WOODSON SMITH. Also THE DISLOCATED NOSE. Featuring MARY M. SMITH A HOWLING Success Don't Fail to See It. fLater-Roy Soules Presents a Rival Attraction.I Noatglflifosjgig Gretchen Confectionery Chocolates or a 905 STATE STREET - Package of Ice I --fj- Cream or Sherbet Quality Our First Motto BOTH PHONES TRY OUR 597 Hot Luncheon ' OLIVE AND GOLD IX are the three big essentials 0 in the manufacture of our ught CLASS PINS ' RINGS Service ATHLETIC TROPHIES . STATIONERY EHSICIGHCY Olzzgllsllslfgfljiyzldthe . S a ioner esi ns a 1 G t tfurnighsglstvgirhoil y l -- ' The T. V. Allen Co. 723 W. 7th street, Los Angeles, cal. Pastoral Meditations. The naked hills lie wanton in the hreezeg The fields are nudeg the groves unfrookedg Bare are the limbs of the shameless treesg What wonder then that the corn is shocked? Slips. Mn. RoBEllTsoN fill U. S. IIist.J-Myra, what book increased the feeling in the north zlgzlinst slavery. IXIYRA Fnlcclllllll- lfnele SEllll,S Cahill, by llarriet llCOCllK,'I' Stowe. Really ! Mle. FORD CUXPIEIIIIIIIQ the earth 's CV0lllll011D-Tl1CI'C are still some people living on the earth. Western Book and Toy Store 816 State Street l. b Santa Barbara Best ii! 322 for Drawlng ti Students . I iii: I Mechanical High School Supplies ' I 5 S Q , X OLIVE AND GOLD Kelly-Springfield Tires More than 9011 of Kelly-Springfields far exceed our personal guarantee of 50,000 miles. Big talk but true. B -W Reason : One more layer of fabric. - Better Material and Workmanship Hand Made S. B. Exclusive Tire 8z Supply House 81 Freeze, FORD ACCESSORIES. Vulcanizing Everything but the Motor Cor Both Phones 722 State Street 357 Santa Barbara Freshman, Fresh As Usual. MR. FORD-What is Wind? FRANCES ELLsWoR'rH-It's moving air. MR. FORD--Well, what is a cyclone? F. ELLSWORTH-Oil, that 's air that's in a hurry. O, Say, Can You See? W. LEWIS-Which letter in the alphabet do you like best, Louise? LOUISE H.-I like Ht. Which letter do you like best D! W. LEWIS-O, I like Hu! In Spanish. MR. P. Cto Myra Fairchildb-Has Robert Ord told you the four gallant phrases which turn the heads of young ladies? MYRA-YES! only they turned my stomach instead. QIS this the new order of things?j il . , pill., Park 8: Nielson Q Real Estate 1 'Pim '5i.e , :i , Insurance Investments Both TeleP 0'1eS 9 89 910 State Street, Santa Barbara OLIVE AND GOLD XI VV fm W ' . ill, - ' G ,if-if Wag SPORTING AND if H A ATHLETIC Gooos . si gf ia. for T no ,I J Most complete stock in the cityg backed by an absolute guarantee. Tennis Rackets restrung from 31.50 to 33.50. Ladies' Middy Blouses, Sweaters and Bathing Suits. Ride a wheel with a five year guarantee. Inspection invited. Agency for i Spaulding ' Bring your Athletic Goods Repair Work Why Not Use a Shovel? MR. Folio Cin General Soiomzej-Ielow could an l5lCpl1ilIlt out with his tusks in the way, if he did not have a long trunk A? RlXlil'lI Illuuus-l'ilo it up. Think So ? Girls' faults are nianv' nf 7 Boys have only two- Everything they say, . And everything they do. We All Make 'Em Sometimes. IllARY TIIAYER-Sl2ll1ll'y, will you trzmslate this German for me? STANLEY lllE'1'C.XliF translatiiiff -- IIC said he thought ho loved ou but he ' 77 D 25 y , was mistaken. RENTALS BONDING LOANS NOTARY PUBLIC GEO. W. MCCOMBER REAL ESTATE and INSURANCE Santa Barbara, California BOTH PHONES 818 818 STATE STREET XII OLIVE AND GOLD 1-vrromxf SANTA BARBARA, CAL. if Vs M .4 - 5 . 1. lW'liR5qN' 4? , Incorporated 1873 'ai' 49,giaXN ' 5' I Egg? Establzshed 1871 29- V . - f' n. LIEQ7 AA 1 1 Lp We invite you to inspect our up-to-date Bank- Train yourself to use financial institutions to ing Rooms and Safe Deposit Vaults help you in whatever calling you may choose Q... 1 an Il Open a Savings Account and Lay the Corner Stone of Success Safe Deposit Boxes to rent at -32.00 auyear and up Commercial Accounts. lla paid on Time Deposits Was Arthur Altogether Innocent? Miss OVERMAN Cdietatingj- Many unjust laws allow bold knaves to exist in high places, and to acquire great influence with which they dazzle the eyes of the people. This is what appeared on Arthur Hillman 's paper: Many unjust laws allow old maids to exist in high places, and to acquire great influence with which they dazzle the eyes of the people. Bawling Him Out. Clt was lllIdl1Ig'Ilt.D Wow-wow-wow-wow wailed the baby. Four bawls and I walk, responds daddy in great mental distress. How About lt? IRMA STARR Cgazing out on the deep blue brinyj-That's the first C I'Ve seen in a long time. Woods Garage Aezto Accessories Phones 528 Tufes, Repazrs 400-402 STA TE ST OLIVE AND GOLD XIII PIERCE BROTHERS FURNITURE Carpets, Rugs, Linoleums Draperies and Curtains Ostermoore, Sealey, Floss and Pierce Brothers' Sleep EZE Mattresses 419 STATE STREET PHONES 81 A Delicious Mouthful. DOROTIIY Qin dentist's chair, speaking to Haldyj- Do you mean to tell me that I am your tirst tooth? Ma.son's Maxilliary Make-Up. MAASON Cas Oraiuptonj-HJust to show you what a, properly hardened man can do when he has his teeth Cniindl made up to it. W As Herald Would Like It To Be. LOUISE fannouncing Phil. to Valentine and Dollyf'-H'l'he young lady's gentleman, sir. Faculty Wit. MR. VVESTERGAARD-IlIlSS Ethel, where is your hook? ETHEL H.-I lost it. MR. WEs'rRRGimRD-Well, I'cl advise you to take a course in book-keeping. Western amge S to 1fe Motor Car Supplies 374 - PHONES -?i-374 :ir D. W. HERzoG Pairzter ana' Decorator Q3 Wall Paper, Calcirriines, Jap-a-lac Paints, Oils, Glass, Etc. Prompt Service, Efficient Workmen Store and Shop at 1212 State Street Phones: Home 516, Pacific 517 Wise Sayings. Unhappy lies the tooth that wears a crown. A punk answer flunketh away math. A friend in need is one who is always borrowing money. A friend in-deed is one who is always lending it. Clothes don't make the man, but they have a great deal to do with the way he is received. A little wine will make a man light-headed, while peroxide will do the same for a woman. Opportunity knocks but onee: lie ye like opportunity-onlv less so. Nothing runs smoothly in this world. Even the elevator-boy has his ups and downs. Sure. Say, pa, is a man who gets a diploma il, diplomal.? Established 1866 PHONES 1 7 Boeseke-Dawe Company 710-712 State Street, Santa Barbara, California Hardware :: Bath Room Supplies :: Cutlery 2: Monogram Oil OLIVE AND GOLD XV SUGGESTIO . .TRY . . One way to make sure of 0 quality-iind out with Whom t h B you are doing business. In I r 0 ' Stein-Bloch Y R Benjamin FOR OU Kirschbaum and Kuppr-2nheimer'S Clothes must make good-or we do. They all Come again 25525 ON SALE EXCLUSIVELY AT 50 will you Q ' 625 str st t Ph S618 a e ree one Ji. fnsENBfncp.wf Yes, We Would. Woiillliilt you have heart failure if you should see HMetty'l Metcalf talking to a girl without some Ncuteyl' making up a bum joke? And to Think it Was Soapy! PAUL LoVEI.,xND Cin llA Eng. to Miss Davisj-HI can not tell thee how I love theefl . A Clever Philosopher. Atwell Westwiek takes a joke for the purpose of Working it oi? later as his own. D0 You Need Help to Build Your Heine? Our Company was organized for this very purpose, viz.:fto help you to have a home of your own NOW. Our plan is so simple a child can understand it. We build a house to suit you in the location you want-Say the property complete comes to 52,500 You Pay .8250 Dawn and S25 pei' Month for a Term of Years WE DO THE REST You say, Why this is like the Building and Loan. It is, and yet our plan may give you your home years before you could get it through the regular association. We are glad Security Building Syndicate 1013 State Street to talk to you about it. XVI OLIVE AND GOLD Ah, Woe Is Me! A rush down stairs-hooray! pell-mell! A scuH'!ing in the hall- A troop of jolly, giggling girls, Trip in with many a call. There in the science class-room Presides grave Mr. Ford, NVho, seated on a wobbly stool, Arranges learning's hoard. The class will come to order, Cln the awfullest of tonesb Now, Dorothy, you'll tell us, please, About the gramophones. 1' Wliy-er-Why-er-tlie gramophone Contains a widening tube- And a little What-you-call-'en1- That goes spinning on a cube. 'fAnd-er-and-er-a pointed needle, Connects it to the plate- Then you start the thing to running- And-er-Well-er-it 's great ! Um-ah-I see 'tis very plain The idea you do not get, I wonder if a single one Has got this principle yet! In vain he tries, the elass sits still, All Waiting for a leader, Not one comes forth at Honor's call, Not 0116 is there to heed her. Now comes relief-O frabjous day!- One gasp of greatest joy- The bell rings out on silent air- No more we Him annoy. Oh, General Science! Thou art good To fill the Senior's mind, But helpless Freshmen scarce can hope I11 thee, his goal to find. Ah, well wc know, 'tis I10t for us, To study of the light, Or sound, or electricity! Yet such our sorry plight! Francis Ellsworth, '18, SANTA BARBARA COUNTYNATIONAL BANK Capital and Surplus S215,000 00 DIRECTORS C A EDWARDS JOSEPH HOWARD A BOYD DOREMUS E C ROEDER H H EDDY CLARENCE A BLACK General Banking Safe Deposits an Storage Vaults sf H.. STOW d Q9 OLIVE AND GOLD XVII THE CENTRAL BANK SAVINGS AND COMMERCIAL Santa Barbara, Cal. FRANK SMITH, President W. B. METCALF, Cashier JOEL R. F ITHIAN, Vice-President HUGH F. R. VAIL, Ass't Cashier DIRECTORS: JOEL REMINGTON FITHIAN FRANK SMITH GEORGE R. WILLIAMS W. B, METCALF WALTER L. HUNT HUGH F. R. VAIL D. T. PERKINS 1 4 Per cent Interest Paid on Savings Deposits Safe Deposit Boxes for Rent Modem Warfare. Miss IDAVIS-IIO our soldiers take their orchestras with them when they go to War? HAROLD BROOKS-NO. They take their Victrolas along. The Whole Bunch. IIAZEL JENKINS Qin Geometryj-The line a-lm equals these other lines. MR. RoBERTsoN-The sum of them? IIAZEL J .-No, all of them. very 'American Wants the Title to H Home Protected. Nearly half the law suits are over title disputes When you h is C . av a home of your own insist that you get a Certificate of Title. Better Be Safe Than Sorry You are safe with our Unlimited Certificates of Title The Santa Barbara Abstract and Guaranty Company WM. S. PORTER, '07, Manager Bu our White and Tan 9 yy Shoes at Unger S Considering Quality, I sell for Less. Why pay more? 8 State Shfe 6 Z XVIII OLIVE AND GOLD MILL YARD and OFFICE 815 Chapala Street 611 State Street The Union Mill Co. INCORPORATED 1889 lLUMBER Doors, Windows, Mouldings. All kinds of Building Material and General Mill Work Only the Proverb. MR. ARMs'l'RoNG-Really, class, this absence is distressing. If you Want to put your heart i11 your work and have a fondness for it, make it at point to come to every class. AIALAN fthe fresh onej-Absence makes the heart grow fender. After Senior Encampment. MARY SCHAUER Cto Dorothy DJ-Oh, dear! Faunt has poison-oak all over his mouth, so I' ean't go with him tomorrow night. Senior Reflections in Lupicini Glen. At last long night gives slow place to morning, Each ray of light some seplrate grief discloses: The sun rides high, the vales and steeps aclorning, And hath no mercy on our gleaming noses! L. W. Bates, Hggdyman Trunk and Umbrella Factory Right place to buy Trunks, Bags, Type- writers, and Umbrellas, or get them repaired. 821 State St. Both Phones 258 The Racket Store 335325 Handle Almost Everything Money refunded if goods are not satisfactory. O D GOLD r S , H- , ' YW., ' u- , c gr , 11 i 3 A 3 v '- -'firffu A wQ -122, SQ: - I w I W7 ' WX? W ' WF fgADE MAQK TFQADE MARK ANENIEAN ANN NANNFAIJANHINB IIN. High ik Distinct- Class THE ive D1 Dlfilla AWOJVD Features Comedy FROM 2 2 T Educa, HE SIU, Mutual tional AK Program SEE AMERICANS FIRST 1 11 4 11 XX OLIVE AND GOLD EVERYTHI G . ELECTRICAL Reynolds Electric Co. Another for Bob. Bob Ord's Metz Cllllggiltl painfully up to the gates of the aviation park the gate-keeper demanding the usual fee for automobiles, cried out: HA dollar for the oarf, Poor Bob looked up with al, smile of relief and said: 'iSold, sl1e's yours. As Told In the Hills. MRS. Bvmv ton Senior trilnj-Wliercw has my lima lwmil Clieona lmeenl. e are a ents or the B I C Y C L E S W Merkel, Echo American Flyer Bicycles Bicycle Repairing Our Specialty We also File Saws and Sharpen Lawn Mowers, Re-Tire Baby Carriages at very reasonable prices. We aim to do our work so as to please our customers. 7 C. E. BROCK :: B. F. BROCK :: Home Phone 369 Brock S CyClCI'Y, 532 STATE sr., SANTA BARBARA, CALIFORNIA Q E G. Sh Ramona Book Store A ' 707 STATE STREET Interior SCHOOL TEXT BOOKS GU ho AND SUPPLIES i DeCOI'Hting Drawing Materials. Eaton, Crane and 5 anra barbarian Plk6,S Statloneryg Waterman, Conklin and Wirt Fountain Pens. Also Eastman Kodaks and Supplies. A full stock at 1203 State Street Reasonable Prices OLIVE AND GOLD XX For Quality Groceries 2idZlg13Jt1FfSSiii5Z5'3Lt.A mal We have an immense stock, show- ing the most perfect examples of the potter's art. 'ni We Every Little Movement. Iltxrcoltlm CLARKE Cat Tr'ack IJa,rnfej-Say, what do yon think of this new feminist movement? IIERALD XNEIDIWAN-I rlon'tp know exnutly what it is, hut, il' that is a sample on the floor, l'm strong for it. Easy on the Water. lXLxnG,xR1Q'1' PUTNAM Qin general Assemhlyj-Now, if any girl who has never been in the water: He! He! He! Miss Crush: Cgiving h-etnre on nn-nth-'l'Iw ann s nevk is so tough, heeausr IIC moves Ms head so much. EVERYBODY 2, LOVE s 469 , ILLIE -BRIDGE'S CHOCOLATES The Cl'1OCOlEl'E6 Next to Argus Theatre Y O U G. H. willfindvvhgtyouwant Groceries DRY GOODS LINE We stand back of the Quality HITC HZEOC K7 S Both Phones 281 51 3 State St., Santa Barbara 919 State Street Santa Barbara New line of Knitted Bathing Suits just in. XXII OLIVE AND GOLD We Always Make Good Santa Barbara Lumber Company i i H. W. GORDON, Manager Both Phones 19 SANTA BARBARA On the Spot. , MR. I'Iol.i,INGS1lnAo looming into IZA Engj-Mrs. Byrd, can you come into the office a few minutes I There is a very handsome young man there, and he is anxious to see a fine young lady. Mus. BYRD-Oil! well of course, I'l1 go. owe I6 gon zonal? Home of Quality Confections Both Phones 1059 1133 State Street GET GYM CLASSES glvyqifivl . . . . For Great and Small at the Fresh Water in the Swimming Pool Basket Ball, Tennis, Hiking, Hand Ball. Reading and Game Rooms. The Boys' Department of the Young Men's Christian Association is planning to meet the needs of the boy in school. For information call Home 247 OLIVE AND GOLD XXIII Dry Goods, Suits, Millinery, Dress Accessories THE UTMOST IN VALUE, QUALITYWAND STYLE ' 7 Naughty, Bad Man! HE-So you 1'0fl1S0 me? SHE-Well, 1'z1tl1er'! Wllul. mlo you take mo lorl' IIE-Oli, about tllirty-tivo! Better think it ov:-P. THE DAILY NEWS SANTA BARBAyI2A'S EYENINQ PAPER OC PM - Month 11 ALL THE NEWS - ALL THE TIME All Is Now Explained. Mic. AIiB1S'FRKJNli Con top of ai high laclclor' in Room 10. fixing a window sliadej-I was up on El, lmlrlor like this one time, mul I toll ott into ei can rt green paint. C. Sz W. FEED CO. C. M. ANDERA H. A. WHITESTEIN, Manager X Hay and Grain Dry Goods Store fl Wood and Coal Bulk Seed our Specialty 1 10 W. Canon Perdido St. Phones 985 Ladies' Furnishings Art Embroidery M ate r i al s 1036 State Street SANTA BARBARA XXIV OLIVE AND GOLD CRESCENT CONFECTIONERY . . ome of Quality Confections... WE SOLICIT HOME TRADE HOME PHONE 134 suNsET PHONE 134 J 521 State Street So They Do. Mn. VVEsTERGAil1c1m--Do the Hawaiians raise beet sugar? FAUNT STEBBINS-Sometimes, but they generally raise cane. Domestic Science. How'd Johnnie's ina know he'd been in the pantry stealing preserves? Why, the door jammed, and, anyway, Johnnie didn't have the face to deny it. E. F. RODE BECK The Home of Good Shoes AGENT FOR BARRY'S ARMSTRONGS HURLEY'S UTZ and DUNN'S, and UNITED WORKMEN'S for MEN and HAZEN B. GOODRICH'S COGAN'S for BOYS for WOMEN, PLA-MATES DR. EDISON'S CUSHION SOLE SHOES for Tender feet for CHILDREN. Specialty of French Dry Cleaning. Over 22 Years Experience in Paris, New York and Boston. L E B R4 7 S BOTH PHONES 412 St. Paul Dye Works The French Cleaning and Dyeing Establishment fo 1, Less E. A. Lory and M. Robin, Proprietor 405 State Street Santa Barbara, California OLIVE AND GOLD XX Arlington Hotel SANTA BARBARA ABSOLUTELY FIREPROOF HOTEL E. P. DUNN In Case of a Break. AIITU-mllxlf -This luvm-1' controls what is known as tl I k lt 1 1 y qmckly 111 case of an emurge11cy. Mlss ANDERSQJN-I sue! A sort of a kimouo. L. J. OSTIN, Merchant Tailor 814 State Street, Santa Barbara Home Phone 419 Homeff 1860 Special Repair Shop THE UNIVERSAL CAR P21CifiC 581'-I 32 STATE STREET XXVI OLIVE AND GOLD 4,11-JT -' 'Hi' 9 aS '1 ICA ffx DEQ A has done more real good for the 1' R 3 human race than all the drugs that fj ' were ever com- 31? I pounded. A Natural Product of Santa Barbara SOLD THROUGHOUT THE UNITED STATES .il-l Relieves Headaches, Constipation, Disordered Liver and Malaria Send for booklet of testimonials. Recommended by leading physicians. VERONICA MEDICINAL SPRING WATER C0. F. H. KIMBALL, President J. H. THoMAs, vice-President Santa Barbara, Cahforma OLIVE AND GOLD XXVII C' ranlirf HOME TELEPHONE 1967 7171-2 STATE STREET SANTA BARBARA, CAL. , Twisted. G. GRAHAM-Hello, Uhamp! Arr- you racing for a lrain? CHAMP-No, hean! I am training for a, race. In Senior Camp. At last, the morn so slowly clawniiu O'er the hill-tops heralds day- Seniors, all continue yawning, While they stow the grub away. RU STS HIGH GRADE CARS G A R A G E OVERHAULED uw By skilled workmen in a first class shop O'-Q Santa. Barbara ONLY KRUPP STEEL AND NON-GRAN BRONZE California used in my repair work Phones 236 Rust 's S M Home Phone 796 Egrhpr Sling Santa Barbara md' Mhz Hand Laundry The only strictlylantisepric, up-to-date Shop In the Clty First Class Hand Work PELCH sz BLAUVEL 228 STATE STREET XXVIII OLIVE AND GOLD fm lnvitation 'ljjnu are :nrhiallg infliteh tn :all at 918 State Street in inspert the wnqaleie line nf Gas Qsppliances nutn nn hisplag. Ellyese appliances are eqnippeh initlt all the latest tmprnhements, ann cannot fail tu interest gnu. Qlllf unable in tall, telephone fur a represeniatifie Kuhn seeks the uppnrtnnitg in tell gun all almnt Cgas anh fgas Qsppliances. W ilgnurs fur business, Santa 'ggarhara fgas anh gilettrin Glu- Hglgunes 223 Higher Mathematics. Presented by One Carroll Smith for the Benefit of Queeners Who Come Later Theorum I.-A straight line is the shortest distance between two points. Proof--Oak Park to the 'l'rack Dance, Saturday night, at 8 :OO o'clock. Theorum ll.-Two sides of a triangle are longer than the third side. Proof-Track dance to Oak Park, three hours later. . it R FRAME YOUR PICTURES 5 Expert workmanship. Prompt service .f 4 FRED S. TUCKER 917 STA TE STREET ---- SANTA BARBARA C N E S S Entire Attention Given to Optical Work PARMNS C. H. and A. J. CRONISE OPTOMETRISTS Allll OPTICIANS 709 State Street 89 -- PHONES -- 89 746--STATE STREET--746 OLIVE AND GOLD XXIX Santa Barbara Savings and Loan Bank -lflssociated withli THE COMMERCIAL BANK COMBINED RESOURCES S4,200,000.00 Offer their customers every facility consistent with up-to-date and conservative banking Four Per Cent Interest Paid on Savings Accounts Safety Deposit Boxes Loans Ivlacle on S2 Per Year Real Estate At Play Practice. Mas BYRDQNOW, some of you must have Devil suits M. HESTER-But where can We get them? IJEONA VVYESCUTT-Oli Heavens I-ls 1116311-H1 Quite So. FIRST GIRI.-What do you think of Henry Ewald? SECOND GIRL-He reminds me of the Nile River. FIRST GIRL-Why? SECOND GIRL-The biggest part of him is his mouth Ask for 85 Goods We geltiverlfo Iviontecgo Gczleta - an o a par s o e cn y The goods of quahty without any extra charg We have just imported some of the famous LUCCA OLIVE OIL put up specially for our firm. Give it a trial DARDI-FARIOLI CO. 5 248 All kinds of Italian and French Goods a Specialty 508 State Street XXX OLIVE AND GOLD Goqgfg fillings to Eat The St. Charles Market Is the place where you get good things to eat. We always have the best, at prices no more than elsewhere for inferior goods. If you have never been a customer of ours, give us a trialg we guarantee to please you. If you have been and were disappointed, give us another trial, as we have the most up-to-date market on the coast now, and are able to please you. Free delivery in Santa Barbara and Montecito. F. N. GEHL PACKING CO. The oldest firm in the Meat Business in Santa Barbara, operating the St. Charles Market Phones 32 817 State Street Bright Lad. MRS. BYRD-What is the nave of a church? l4'.xUN'i' STRRHINS-Oh, the knave of the church V? I guess ho is the pri-aelier. Ring Out, Wild Bells! LAWYER-I have here an pardon for my client, John .l oy. W.-xRoRN-All right, 'illet Joy he uneoiilinedf' Faculty English. MR. ARMSTRLING Qin Commercial Lawl-In the law school I attended, the Quiz Master would say, UML Ariustroug, stand. IIe would then put me through a stiff test, and if I hadu't studied my lesson, he would make a regular '4boob out of me. We make HE DRY BROS. - General um Bom Blacksmithing 20 West Cota Street Both Phones 46 Auto Springs ag., All Work is of the Highest Grade Work- manship, and Promptly Done Auto Wheels l' We have just received a shipment of OLIVER PLOWS and SUPPLIES OLIVE AND GOLD XXXI STERLING DRUG CO. San Marcos Building, opposite Postoffice S. C. PINKHAM Santa Barbara, - - - California You gel What You Want When You Wan! It Greener or Queener? I,,OIi0'I'lIY 'l'lNii14:i: Cut play piwivtii-oj-Oli! I just Iovv le-lim-v sauulwivlivs. M. IIESTER-Gi-iw, I wish I were at lettuce szuidwicli. Hard on the Boys. MR. Form C1-xpostulaitingl-Why, Mr. IIOIITIIQISIIUEIQI, llioru are only Iivo boys in that class and ilu-y'ro practically all girls. THE POTTER THEATRE is w. T. wvm co., Lessees ii. aims, Manager wr f' X Santa Barbarzfs Leading Playhouse Corner State anal Montecito Streets Always Playing First Class Attractions WATCH DAILY PAPERS FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS OF COMING STARS AND PLAYS XXXII OLIVE AND GOLD I Y e N a I fr e Q Ml xy 5 ,lil Santa Barbara Drug Co. if, '53, , V f 1' Yr BOTH PHONES 2839 - ,En 60 State Street QQ' M 4 ' ' Q ' lv N it ll, Santa Barbara, - California ' Apropos of the Quorum's Trip to the Islands. My breakfast lies over the oceang My dinner lies over the sea, My stomach is all in commotion, Don't talk about supper to nie! Female Sarcasm. CARRoI,1, SMITH-Say, Dorothy, what shall I sing next 'Z DoRoT11Y TINKERiYOl1 might try How Dry I Ani. Was It Hillman? The following conversation was heard between two Senior girls during the lunch hour in Mr. Robertson's room. For obvious reasons the names are with- held: GIRL No. I-So he kissed you in the cactus garden, did he? GIRL No. 2-Well, it felt like that anyway. Honor Among Thieves. HENRY EWALD-Now I'm going to tell you this. Listen-1 HENRY O'LE.xRY--Hush! Wait till we pass these girls. M. A.TISDEL A. L. TISDEL NEWEST-CLEANEST-MOST SATISFACTORY T ISDEL BROTHERS, Grocers Meat Market, Delicatessen, Soda Fountain, Cigars, Lunches, Bakery, Confectionery, Fancy Fruits Phones 41 SAN MARCOS BUILDING Opposite Postoffice OLIVE AND GOLD XXXIII Centrally Located American Plan 32.00, 82.50 and 33.00 Per Day HOTEL MASCAREL H. W. BEATTY, Proprietor Free 'Bus to and from Trains SANTA BARBARA, - - - - - CALIFORNIA Light of the Soul? lIARoLD BRooKs-Every one tells me I have a good face for light comedy. BRUCE LOCKARD--IIOW could you help it with that lantern jaw. And in Debate We'll Surely Show. The Sophomores saw something greeng They thought it was the Freshman Class. But when they to it closer drew, They saw it was a looking glass. -EX. 522 KM If We haven't what you Want, we'll get it if it's made WERE? SNIHEN YOU NEED ANYTHING IN Kodaks, Stationery Fine Pocket Knives Perfumery, or even Medicines, see us Red Cross Drug Co. ll ,lx NATHAN BENTZ l Olojets cl, Art From China, Japan and Corea J Santa Barloara, California XXXIV OLIVE AND GOLD OTT HARDWARE CO. Sanitary Plumbing, Hardware, Tinware --- iPAINTS, mal 727 State Street TELEPHONES MAIN 10 Agents Yale Sz Towne Builders' Hardware Plumbing Display Room, 21 West De la Guerra Street SANTA BARBARA ---- CALIFORNIA JOKES. A woman is always fi woman, but a good joke is always a laugli.--.Iosli Editor. A Fright. BEN HARRISON--Gee, but I had a funny dream last night. WIERNE CONRAD--I know. I saw you with her at the movies. So Simple. Problem: Senior lass, Mistletoe, Sun-kist? We know! Solution: H 'Twas only a 'Slip' twixt the liat and the lip. E. O. FARNUM Drawing Instruments Loose Leaf Note Books and Student Supplies 1135 State Street SAN MARCOS BUILDING WATIJH Ullll WINIIIJW DISPLAY FOR REAL FOOTWEAR BARGAINS 617 STATE STREET Santa Barbara's most economical Shoe Store OLIVE AND GOLD XXXV HE RINTING STUDIO Aims first of all to put into every piece of work turned out an evident sense of Qualify-something that will appeal to good taste and leave a lasting and favorable impression. To do tlmis, we employ men, whose artistic and executive aloility is recognized as of the best in the United Statesg and this expert service costs you just a fraction more than you pay for waste basket printing Printing l K 51 402516, M SWF a vc. V Embossing Seifvice Qualify Engraving r NAV' B Qggqksl e ' 4? 0 4' if J 0 I K Linotyping 'F HIGH GRADE PRINTING! No difference gint your requirements may be we can give you better Work and laetter service and you will find that our prices are mutuallyfh ' iatory. Our specialty is really lwigli grade printing---printi that pleases you and is very distinctive D. HTMSGHAUER, 2 PRINTING STUDIO XXXVI OLIVE AND GOLD Enterprise Laundry Co. BoTH PHoNES 1 4 5 225 State -Street, Santa Barbara, California Trust the Irish for Wit. HENRY O'LEARY-Gee, they treat you Chinamen something tier-ee, don't they, Tom? TOM GINN-HOW? HENRY O'LEARY-I've been reading how the Germans have been plastering up the Chinks in the old forts. f, Q. E. Gauguin' C'Ialifnr11ia'z Ztleaiiing L ertaker Q I 4 nes 135 4, I- Autnmnhileg ree Diffs' ' r .y L L Mix ' 'Qi ' pf' .....,.. ... K. i, ii 3-A 213' H QV Y .Wi-. -A, . .,,,,qM' V 1 IK