Santa Ana Junior College - Del Ano Yearbook (Santa Ana, CA)

Text from Pages 1 - 84 of the 1923 volume:

m- The Algol Published by the Associated Students of the Santa Ana Junior College 19 2 3 Foreword The staff wishes to take this opportunity to present the 1923 ALGOL to the students of the Santa Ana Junior College. It hopes that the book may be in- teresting to its readers and ful- fill all the requirements of a good annual. ! he staff wishes to thank the students for their excellent help and support. The student body as a whole has stood behind the ALGOL in every way possible and the staff appreciates this interest and aid. The staff also wishes to take this opportunity to thank most heartily the Board of Education without whose financial aid this book would have been an im- possibility. The staff speaks for the whole student body when it thanks the Board for this money. THE STAFF ■}m.. V -.:- : :SJ ' ' ALGOL Algol is a star. An eclipse variable, the astronomers call it, and talk of a dark body that comes between it and the earth cutting off its light. Thesailors andshcpherds, the night riders over the ranges and all those who do their work at night under the open sky, if they have dreams for company, make a book of the heavens. Each group of stars is a page— a song maybe— each twinkling point a line or jewel word. These watchers by night know that one lonely group (it is Perseus, but they do not know nor care) has a star that sometimes glitters and gleams, shaming its dimmer neighlwrs with its radiance, and sometimes grows so dull that only the strongest eyes can sec it at all. So our Algol. Sometimes it will seem dull, wc know. Our hope is that there may be twinkling moments. Dedication ( appreciation of his kindness, patience and luip iitncss, ire dedi- cate tliis booli to our beloved Principal. D. K. Hammond Contents Fiir v;ntl 1 IVdicatiiin 6 Staff 8 Fatuity 9 Alumni 12 Graduates 15 Organizations 19 Sports 32 Calendar -M) Society 1 ' Literary 17 Notes and Chatter 55 Jokes and Snaps 65 Sifinatures .78 IP acult I). K. Ilanimoiid. A. I!.: I ' l iii(i|.al of S. A. J. C: |);u tiiKUJlli I ' JKl: (iiiidualr Work at L niversity of Soutlicrn (California. Inixcrsily of California, and Alliainc Francaise, Paris. Member of Phi Reta Kappa. Mrs. Robert . orllicross. A. B.: I ni cr it of California: Hcan of Women 5. A. J. C: English. ,( (; B. Finli ' v. A. B.: University of California; Registrar, S. A. J. C. Frank- L. Abbott. B. S.. A. M.: Gradnate De Pauw University; Post C.railMalc Work at Johns Hopkins University: Member of the American Association fdi llic . dvancenient of Science: Member of the Physical Society: Phvsics. Mabel G. Whiting. A. B., A. M.: Graduate of Oberlin College; Post (iraduate Work in Fine Arts Department of Columbia University. Member of Phi Beta Kappa: Mathematics. Isabel Anderson. A. B.; Graduate of S. A. J. C. and Universitv of California: Member of Prytenean. Phi Beta Kappa. Torch and Shield. Dvslit and Al|)ha Pi Zeta: Economics. F. 1 . ealle . A. B. LL. B.: Graduate of Lniversity of Iowa: Post Graduate work in Phsychology and Sociology at University of Chicago; Post Graduate work in London School of Economics; Spent sixteen months investigating Social Problems in the London slums; Psychology, Sociology, Philosophy. Etta May Cnnhle. B. S.. A. M.; l niversity of California; Alcndicr of Iota Sigma Pi. Beta Kappa Alpha: ( hemistry. l f(rv Louise Harris. A. B.; Graduate of Pomona College; Two vcars work al Carlcton College: Certificate from Library ScIkkiI f Los Angeles Public Library; Librarian: Library Science. Margaret Baker. A. B.: Graduate of Pomona College: Certificate from l-ilnary School of Los Angeles Public Library; Assistant Librarian. Margaret Birdenia Henry; Graduate of Columbia (A)llege of Expression and Physical Education; Post Graduate work at Knox College. Cornell College, and University of California: Hygiene. . Russell Bruf). A. B.: (Jraduale of I niversitv of (iaiifornia: Biological Science. .Icnnie B. Lasby. A. B., A. M.; Graduate of Carleton College; A. M. Degree from Mount Holyoke: Member of Phi Beta Kappa: Astronomy. History of Science. English History. Floy Jane l) in ii lsiin : Dipionui from llaiiiliiiafl (luild and Seiiool of I ' ine Arts, Minneapolis. Spec iai courses as a pupil of Alori Bemet. Royal B. Farmnn. Arthur W. Dow, and E. B. La Count; Art. FitiKinl .1. Ihniiiiicl. . r... . M.; ( irailiKili- of 1 nivn ilv oC SuMllicrn Caliloiiiia. . M. Di-Lirrc 11(1111 ;nliiiiihi,i I iiiM ' i-il ; I ' livsical Kdiiralinn. . l(iiilii Mciiisdu. . r .: (liadiialr nl Pnmona College: Ilv2ieii( lluur T. If orlhy. . 1 .. .1. D.: (liadiiale ( Stanford Univeisilv. I ' l I ' -iilenl nf tlie Slaiifdid Hciiicir Deliatinu S(ieiel : Lau. I ' ulilic Speakinc. r.iiirst C.rozit ' r Phillips; Graduate of C.imiiKKk Selidiil of Kx|)iessioii. Four eais ])rofessional experience: Drama. lnry Sitass. B. S.; Gradu ate of University of California: Spaiiisli. Jiiscpli H. Jackson. A. B.; Graduate of Butler College. Indianapolis: Graduate Work at Harvard University; English. Leila B. Walson. A. B.. A. M.: Graduate of University of Kansas; Graduate work towards Ph. D.. at I niversitv of Besaneon, France, and Stanford Unixcrsity. Menilier of Phi Beta Kappa and American Philological Association: French. Mariiarel W ' ickes. B. M.. B. 0.. M. M.: Graduate of Graceland College. Iowa: Post Graduate work in Public Speaking, Oratory and Dramatics at Chicago Musical College and Chicago Universitv. Member of the Chicago Grand Opera Company; Music. L. L. Beeman. A. B.: Graduate of Indiana State Normal and Indiana University; Graduate work Uni crsil of Wisinusin. and Universitv of California; History. cllic r. Wilson. A. B.: Graduate of University of Calif(niiia: Physical F lucalioii. 0 Alumni 0 CLASS OF 17 Isabel Anderson — Teacher in J. C. Romona (Clevenger) Hull — Living in Santa Ana. Muriel Lee — Working for Los Angeles Auto Club. Dorothy (Mead) Parker — In Santa Ana. Charlotte Ranney — Working at Ithaca, New York. Dorothy Skiles — Teaching in high school at Maricopa. Theretta (Taylor) Calland. CLASS OF ' 18 Laura Davis — Teacher of history in the Porterville High School. Karllon Scott — Married Ruth Martin. They live in Los Angeles and have one son. Ruth Andrews — In Santa Ana. Irene (Swanner) Walters — Married Challon aters. They June two children and live in Santa Ana. Edith Higgins — Assistant Pastor of the First Preshyleriaii Cluirch in Pasadena. Muriel Palmer. CLASS OF ' 19 Annie Anderson — Teacher in Santa Ana Junior High School. Harriett Brown — Teacher in Garden Grove Grammar School. Martha Ehlen — Teacher Latin in High School at Liiidsav. Marjorie Ellis — At home in Santa Ana. Emma (Finney) — Married. Lives in Los Angeles and has one child. Irene Marie Griset — Teaching in Grammar School at San Pedro. Vivian Newman — Teacher in Garden Grove Granunar School. Sylvia Groover — Lives in Los Angeles. Margaret Scharf — Doing clerical work in Los Angeles. Corinne Skiles — Taking Fifth year at U. S. C. and teaching at U. S. C. Preparatory School. Edna Stein — S. B. U. C. Dorothy Stjuires — Working in a librarv at Berkelev. Dessa Mae Taylor — L ' . S. C. Ethel (Thompson) Shovema-i — Has one child. Lives near Escondido. Grelchen (Walther) Brad field — Living in Orange. She has one son. Iva Lou (l( ehher) Kellogg — Living in Stockton. CLASS OF ' 20 Neva Darnell — Teachiiii: in High School in Suiiuici ' . Iowa. Zella Darnell — Teaciicr in the Washington School in Santa Ana. Myrtle Klahn — Post Graduate at Stanford: has hccn elected to i ' lii licla Kapjia. Alpha (Knox) Solvason — Living near Anaheim. CLASS OF ' 21 Mar arcl lfiy — Woikini; in Santa Ana Public Lil)rarv. William Mchols — U. C. Senior. Marie Grecht — At home in Orange. Frank AV ogg— Stanford Junior. Delia Franzen — Pomona Senior. Mabel Hulberg — Attending Los Angeles Library School. Virginia Russell — Redlands College. Paul Severance — Died in 1921. Malcolm Finley — At Mass. Institute of Technology. Violet Cook — LT. C. Senior. Robert Geriiing — Working in Santa Ana. Bessie Miller — Doing Graduate uork at Occidental. Zena Leck—S. B. U. C. Ruth McGouan — Working in Santa Ana. Ruth Westover — Teaching in Los Angeles. Beatrice Anderson — S. B. }. C. CLASS OF 22 Bernice Boyd — L. S. C. Elizabeth Bruner — Pomona Junior. Glenn Byram — Working in Westminster. Dorothy Carothers — Pomona Junior. Claire Chaffee — Stanford Junior. Gladys Garner — U. C. Junior. Marion Gerrard — Los Angeles Young Wiirnan ' s Christian College. Viola Gockley — U. C. Junior. Clara Kellogg — Santa Ana Business ( ollege. Vesta Newsome — Pomona Junior. Mignon Oldjield — S. B. U. C. Elizabeth Parslou — U. S. C. School of Music. Florence Robertson — Los Angeles Library School. Dorothea Smith — Pomona Junior. Alice Strong — Oregon Agricultural (injlege. Lillian Wennstrom — U. ( . Jiniinr. Mirrle Wilson— V. S. C. Frederick Wright — George Washington University at Washington. D. C. Miguel I ' aleriano — Doing government work in Honduras. t;UAi)iiATiNi; i;i.A (Bra6uate5 1. IHWCKS I5AKKH— GracliKilr .l S. . II. S.. ii Cmrs,-. V. W. C. A.— ric-idcnl of Woiiu ' iiV ()ii;;iiii alii)n. I ' nruli Cluli l ' , iTuti c ( ' .(ininiillcc. l ' . S. C. or Stantiud iir l MMi. 2. LLDA BAKM:S GiailuaU ' ol ' lluiili]ij;luii IJcaih Hij;li S.h.iul. Maliiciiialics Course; Y. W. C. A. Commissioner of Finance 22- ' 2. ' ); French Club Secretary ' 22- ' 2. ' i; Vice President Sophomore Class ' 22: Honor Society. Pomona College next year. ;i. LOIS BEAK— (haduaie .,f H. met High School, General Course; Y. W. C. A. Cabinet 22- ' 2.i: Literary Chih: Indom IJall Team 2 ' . Stanford or U. S. C. next vear. I. SCHUYLER BIGELOW— Ca.iualc (.1 S. A. H. S.. Engineering Course: Fool- iiall Team ' 21- ' 22; Basketball ' 21 : President of Student Body ' 22. Stanford next year. 3. OMTA CAIN— Graduate of S. A. H. S., Graphic Art Course; Secretary Stu- dent Bodv 22- 2. ' ; Commissioner of Social Activities ' 23; Y. W. C. A. Secretary ■22- ' 2.3. First Semester: Y. W. C. A. Posters and Publicity ' 21 - ' 22; Art Editor of Algol ' 22; Tennis Team ' 21 - ' 22. LI S. C. or U. C. next year. f). TESSIE H. CHILDERS— Graduate of Grant City High SchooL Grant City, Mo.. General Course; Vice President Student Body ' 22: Y. W. C. A. Cabinet ' 22; French Club; Social Committee of Student Body for two years: Basketliall Team ' 2.!; Play. Fourteen. Berkeley next year. 7. ROBERT GREENE— Graduate of Schenley High School. Pittsburgh. Pa.. Corporation Law and Commerce Course; Track ' 21; Debating ' 21; Football Manager ' 22; Student Bodv President ' 22; Sophomore Class President ' 23. Stanford next year. 8. CARL HAGGE — Graduate of S. A. H. S.. Scientific Course; Business Manager of Algol ' 22; President of Men ' s Organization ' 2.j: Treasurer of French Club ' 23; President of Honor Societv 23: Mixed Chorus ' 22- 23. Stanford or Oberlin College next year. 9. BERNICE HAYWARD— Graduate of S. A. H. S.. Social Science Course: Literary ( lub: Y. W. C. A.; Glee Club: Mixed Chorus. Pomona next year. 10. A RY HOWELL— Graduate S. A. H. S.. Engineering Course; Football Team 22. I iidecided for next year. 11. ROSE KELLOGG— (Wadualc nf S. A. H. S.. General Course: Y. W. C. A.: Play. Two Crooks and a Ladv : Tennis Teani. first singles ' 22 and ■2: ' .. riidciidcd for next vear. 12. Kl TH L. Kl.AHN— Graduate of Orange High School. General Course: Captain .f Basketball Team. 22; Y. V. C. A. President First Semester ' 22- ' 23: Literary Club; Spanish Club; Honor So( iely. Stanford next year. 13. STEELE METZGAR- Graduate of S. A. H. S.. Law Course; Football T. ' ain 21: Program Chairman of Y. M. C. A. ' 22: ire Presid.-iU Men ' s Organi aliiiM : Sport Editor of Algol ' ' 2.1. Stanford next year. I ' aap Fific 14. EDITH C. PLAVAN— Graduate of S. A. H. S., Commerce Course: French Club Cab inet 21- ' 22; French Club Social Chairman ' 22- ' 23; Secretary-Treasurer of Sophomore Class ' 22; Vice President of Sophomore Class ' 23; Y. W. C. A. Cabinet ' 21- ' 22; Y. W. C. A. Discussion Groups ' 22; Y. W. C. A. President ' 23; Basketball Team ' 23; Tennis Team 23; Algol Staff 23. Oregon Agricultural College next year. 15. MILDRED RANNEY— Graduate of S. A. H. S.. General Course: Y. W. C. A.: Indoor Team. U. S. C. next year. 16. RUTH READ— Graduate of Orange High School. General Course: U. S. C. next year. 17. HERSCHEL SETTLE— Graduate of Alpaugh High School, Alpaugh, Calif., Forestry Course; Mixed Chorus ' 22 and ' 23: Y. M. C. A.. Oregon Agricultural College next year. 18. HELEN STRAIN— Graduate of Orange High School, Architectural Course; Y. W. C. A. Cabinet ' 23; Vice President of Women ' s Organization; Member Spanish Club; Basketball Team ' 21- ' 22: Algol Staff ' 23. U. C. next year. 19. SUSIE TEMPLE— Graduate of S. A. H. S., General Course: French Club: Y. W. C. A. U. C. S. B. next year. rii;s-| si:mi,s I i;i; i: i;( i ri i; im Mii SKI liMi Sh; li:s|-Eli KXKCI l ' l K HllAlil VilKO KiKliteeil The Student Body First Seniesler O Jicers Stanley Wheelofk President . . . Klizaheth Anderson Vice President . Onita (-aiii Secretary . . . Second Semester . . . . Claude Hayward Wilina Plavan Lucie McDermott Ciiarles Miller Treasurer Martin Gulick Overton Luhr Publications Overton Luhr William Adamson Forensics George Gerwing Alia Neely Society Onita Cain Schuyler Bigelow Athletics Robert Wilson The largest and the most influential organization of the Junior College is the Associated Student Bodv. Its purpose is to jironiote good fellowship and harmony among our Students and Faculty and with other Colleges. All during the year programs of music, lectures, plays and stunts have been a part of each of our assemblies. The success that has attended the undertakings of this organization has been largely due to the co-operation of the students and the fortunate selection of officers. Those who have been elected have not only been competent and efficient, but they have striven in all their actions to further the good of the Junior College. The Sophomore Class First Semester Officers Second Semester Schuyler Bigelow President Robert Greene Velda Barnes Vice President Edith Plavan Edith Plavan Secretary-Treasurer .... Elizabeth Anderson The Sophomore Class gave a party in Octolier to welcome the Freshmen to Junior College. The Freshmen Class First Semester Officers Second Semester Harold Knight President Harry Farrar Wilina Plavan Vice President Hazel Kinsell (lliarles Dawes Secretary-Treasurer Persana Deinding The only social affair of the F reshinen Class was the party in November given in honor of the Sophomore Class. I ' UK ' e Ninctfen The Women ' s Organization President Fiaiues Baker ne President . . Helen Tantlinjier Sec.-Treas. . . . Persana Deimlinp: Fatuity Advisor . Mrs. Nnrllu ross The Women ' s Organization, eoniposed of all the women in Junior College, has for its main object the promotion of College spirit and fellowship among the stndents. of th )rgaiiization was a party given to the M The principal social affair Organization of the College. Several members represented the local organization at the Conference Women ' s Junior College Organization held the first semester at the Chafl ' ee College. In April the local organization was represented at another confercm at the Fidlerton Junior College. .f the unior ■ held The Men ' s Organization First Sernesler Officers Scr(n)(t Scnirstcr George Gerwing President Carl Hagge Carl Hagge Vice President Steele Metzgar Charles Miller Secretary-Treasurer lulian Haires Stanley Wheelock .... Prosecuting Attorneys .... W illiani Adamsun Overton Luhr Aubrey Roberts Harry Farrar Att irneys for Defense . . . . Herschel Sellle The Men ' s Organization is composed lA ' all lh ' men of ihc Juiii ir College and is for the purpose of promoting school spiiil and ol upholding the standards and honor of the Junior College. The Men ' s Org. has been more active this veai than formerly. In the fall a plunge party was held at Himtington Beach. Later a part was given in the gym for the girls and was one of the most succe-ssful parlies of ihc year. During the latter part of the second semester the boys have taken oxer llic girls ' study room which the girls vacated for llie ' N ' . W. C. A. hul. and llic Men ' s Organization has guaranteed the good beha ior of its members in the room. I ' :ll. ' e Tuenl.v Y. W. C. A. rir.sl Sriiirslcr Ol iccrs Second Sfiiir.slcr Kiilli kkihii I ' rcsidiTil Edith Plavaii .kaiiiltc O.slioiti iif I ' lcsidfiil ... . . Persana Deimlinp; Velda Barnes Treasurer Velda Barnes ' ilma Plavan Meetings Elizaheth Anderson Tessie Childers Inter-Church Mildred Kannev Helen Strain World Fellowship Lois Bear Elizabeth Anderson So ial Wilnia Plavan Frances Donan Publicity Helen Strain Ijois Bear I ndergradute Rep Ruth Klahn Jeanette Oshorn Hospitality Annette Lewis Alia eely Social Service Persana Deiniling Frances l?altev Poster Frances Rattey li ' iilli l.angley Music Clara Carniichae! I ucic McDerinotl Meinhership Lucie McDerniotl Edith Plavan Discussion Group Marjorie Tubhs Marjorie TMbi)s Athletics Regina Davaull llouM ' Conuuittce- -Alice Malcci. Directing Secretary — Isabel Anderson. Facullv Advisors — Jennie B. Lasbv. Leila Watson. Mabel W liilini;. illi il iiincl member-, il- iii ' W lull, and its slor of accomplisbmcnls dm inj. -I liool vcai. the asr-ocialiiiM lia- made itself a vital fone in the life of llic c(dlem ' Founded on the highest ideals of fellowship, character buildin ,. self deveh)p- nient. and service, the Y. W. C. A. work has contrihuted consistently to the dexelop- nient of a high type of college spirit. Just two vears have passed since the organization of the Y. W. C. A. on thi campus. In that time tlie association has become affiliated with the National Organi- zation, has been granted a charter, has sent representatives to the Asilomar Confer- ences, and to Southern California Conferences, and has gained an enviable place in the work of the field. The closing of the vear has brought to Santa Ana the first Southern California Junior College Y. W. C. A. conference. More than one hundred delegates from Junior College Associations of the South were on this campus in conference with Miss Alice Hoyt, field secretary in the Asilomar division and Miss Lillie Margaret Sherman, secretary of the Association on the campus at the University of California. The local Association has been further recognized bv the appointment of the directing secretarv. Miss Isabel Anderson, as a member of the student council of the Asilomar division, which is a council of five members chosen from all student associations in the division, to govern in the interim between National conventions. Miss Anderson has also been appointed chairman of a committee to plan a special group of Junior College councils at the Asilomar Conference in August. Activities for the year have been chiefly centered in the development of the organization and the advancement of Y. W. spirit among the girls of the college. Discussion groups, which have gone deeply into vital problems and have added much to the intellectual and spiritual life of the Association, have been successfullv conducted bi-weekly at the home of Miss Lasby The most important day of all the year for the local Association was the dedica- tion of the Y. W. Hut on April 15. Mr. Schrock of the Congregational (Church de- livered the dedicatory sermon. Mrs. Eleanor Northcross and Miss Isabel Anderson spoke of the various ways in which the hut was to be used. The beautiful painting, presented by Mr. W. A. Griffith, hung over the fire place, giving the touch of beauty the building needs. The color tones of the picture are repeated in walls and rugs and draperies. The next evening, April l(). a reception was held for all the sliidcnis and farultv and for the people of the communilv. To promote college life on oui- canipus ihcic wcic tuo li(ui c pailics at Madame Modjeskp ' j, several luncheons on the lawn, picnics at the beach antl two barupiets. The organization has given the girls a taste of what college life really is. and has done much to promote a college spirit on the Junior College campus. Y. M. C. A. President William Adamson Vice President Martin Gulick Secretary-Treasurer Claude Hayvvard Meetings Steele Metzgar Faculty Advisor E. J. Hummel The Y. M. C. A. of Santa Ana Junior College was organized to create, maintain, and extend throughout the school and community, high standards of Christian char- acter. The Association meets every two weeks and holds a discussion on the Social Principles of Jesus. Once a month a speaker is ol)tained to tell the memhers of some of his experiences and to give them a broader view of life. The FuUerton J. C. Y. inendjers were the guests of the local assoriatiim at one of the opening meetings. The men of the J. C. were also guests ol llir ' l . M. (.. . At Asilomar each year the Y. M. C. A. s of the Colleges of California hold a conference to further the interests of the Y. in the local associations. Julian Baires. a student sent to the United States hy the government of his country. Honduras, was the representative to the Conference in Decemhci. Our J. C. is Invited to the National Y. M. C. A. Last year, for the first time in the history of tiie Junior (Colleges of Southern California, an invitation was extended to them liy llie Y. M. C. A. to send official representatives to the National Student Conference at Asiloniar. which was held during the Christmas vacation of 1922. Such an event should he of the greatest sianificance for these new institutions as it means that their value as educational units is being recognized and ap|)roved, hv as important an association as the Y. M. C. A. The purposes of these annual conferences is to give the college students liroadcr views of life than those that the average man can get in the universities: to create in them a more human and Christian spirit; to acquaint them with the great religious, social, economic and political problems of the nation and of the world; and to make them realize all the needs of our complex present society. In short, they are intended to form a more worthv, efficient and desirable type of men. A number of the most prominent men in Sociology, Politics, Economics and Religion hold a series of conferences uhich are both interesting and helpful for the students. The former lines would account tor the real benefits of the conference. Now. to be just, it is necessary to mention the opportunity to have a good time during the trip and at the camp. I honestly believe I had never before enjoyed myself as thoroughly nor laughed so much as when I was going to and coming from the Con- ference. Then, at the camp, the best students of the Western colleges and universities were present, and every one was trying to make the most friendly and attractive atmosphere. Asilomar is beautiful and picturesque, the week ' s lime very well dis- tributed, and the program of conferences, games, sightseeing, etc., very attractively arranged. Every one who goes is necessarily delighted. The one thing that I regret, however, is that this year I was the onix incrnlitM of our Student Body fortunate enough to take advantage of this admiraiiic opporlunitv. _Mav 1 hope that in the vear to come there will be many representatives ot our .1. C. at tliis conference as it has a value which from every sland[)oint cannot be oMTcsti- malcd. The results arc lieneliiial lo ihc sluilcnl. lo ihr i illrgi ' . ami |o tlic c cuiuMMnitv. -JULIAN n. I! ll!i:s. IMkc Twcnl.vfo L ' Hotel de Rambouillet Presidenl Ida Griscl Vice Pipsidriit Hazel Kinsell Secretary Velda Barnes Treasurer Carl Hagge Publicity Frances Donan Meetings Edith Plavan Society Frances Baker I Hotel de Rambouillet. an organization of the college students of French, has this year held a number of delightful meetings, social and educational in nature. Carl Hagge. Overton Luhr, and Persana Deimling of the club, assisted in pre- senting a French program the afternoon of February 2, in Los Angeles, before the Causerie Francaises. George Morton and Overton Luhr appeared in a French play before the local High School and that of Huntington Beach. Two other students of the organization won honor for distinction in translation: Regina Davaull uas awarded first prize by the Causerie Francaises for the best English translation of L ' Hiver, a French poem, and Hazel Kinsell was given honorable iiii ' iition. This contest was open to all students of French in .Southern California. In March llu- club cntcrlaincil ihc •( ' .ircic Francais , { [ u- i ' lilli-rluri College and the facultv of the Santa ria Jutiicir College. Through the efforts of the |noL;rani Cnniriiittcc. Mademoiselle Lctcssier of llic University of California. Southern ISiancli. uas secured fur a Iciiurc in Freucb nu France and her people. I ' ane ■Iweiilydvt The Literary Club President Charles Miller Vice President Harry Farrar Secretary-Treasurer Hazel Kinsell The Literary Club is one of this vear ' s additions to our growing list of organiza- tions. The Club was organized by the students interested in the general subject of literature. The meetings are held bi-weekly at the home of Mrs. Northcross. The program is generally in the form of book reviews and papers given by the members of the club. One of the most interesting programs of the year was the talk given by Mr. Joseph Jackson on Southern Folklore. For the coming year there are many projects under way to make this club one of the best of the college. The Honor Society FiesiHent Carl Hagge Vice President . . . , Leah Crane Secretary-Treasurer Persana Deiniling Advisory Board — Chairman, Leila Watson; Mrs. Northcross. Claude Hayuard. The Honor Society of the Sa ' flta Ana Junior College was organized this year to encourage scholarship among the students. Election to membership is based wholly on scholarship. At least twel c hours of {]uantitv points and thirty-two hours of quality points are required for election. The local Honor Society will applv for nieniljership in the State organization as soon as that organization is perfected. Although the Society was organized only in February, it has contriiuiled mm li in promoting high ideals of scholarship in the Junior College. MEMBERS Carl Hagge George Morton Ruth Goodrich Staidcy VX ' iiccJock Overton Luhr Hazel Kinsell Paul Read Ruth Kialui Llmore Squires Persana Deindiiig Alia Neely Wihna Plavan Claude Havward Leah Crane Velda Barnes Martin Gulick :i.KE ci.ru The Music Department Our imisic de|)artinenl with Miss Wickes al the lu-lm. launched nut in the fall dI ' 1922 with a (Jirls Glee Club and a Men ' s Glee Club. During praetiee lime sounds. both rnusieal and otherwise, issued from the iMusic Room. The corridors in that vicinity were strangely empty at that hour — distance lends enchantment. you know. Nevertheless under Miss Wickes splendid instruction both glee clubs soon began worth-while work. The clubs worked together on a scene for the Orpheo Troupe. On the evening of November 10, 1922, they presented Bv the Garden Wall. which received much praise. During the second semester a mixed chorus was formed in plaie ol ihc Men Glee Club. The Girls ' Glee Club continued as before with several new members added. One of the most thrilling of our performances was that which was presented at a pay assembly for the benefit of the Algol. The Mixed Chorus repeated By the Garden Wall with some changes in the songs and lines. Some of the members of the chorus were substituting and had had little practice. Evervone was a little nervous, fearing some fatal mistake. Each was in his [ilace as the curtain was raised, re- membering Miss Wickes ' entreatv to smile. K ervthing went wrW uiilil uc were almost through. All of a sudden something fell frcirn aliii c and landed al Donithv Sanunis led. An hysterical giggle started down the line, but exfryone remembered himself in lime and saved the day. We didn ' t rush off the stage shouting that the sky was falling - not al all. We went cahnlv on and finished, but as soon as the curtain had fallen we investigated, finding that it had been only an old cloth which one of the stage hands had left hanging among the ropes above the stage. It had chosen an extremely inop- portune nioMienl l i fall. The Girls ' Glee Club had worked up two lullaby numbers, Wynken. Rlynken and Nod and ' Mv Curlev Headed Bahhv. for the same program. We were ail made up and ready to take our places on the stage when we realized witli a pasp that our lull tuHui)er was not present. Where ' s Lillian? Where ' s Estelle? Mercy! What ' s happened to those girls? The curtain was about to rise. We had to go on without them, but the sopranos sullered without Estelle and the altos shook in their shoes without Lillian. And all the time these two were calmlv dressing for the performance over in the Model A|)arliuetits. There had been a change in the arrangement of the program which tnade the Glee Club ' s numbers come much sooner than the girls were expecting. They came in just in time to appear in Wynken. Blynken and Nod. The art depart- ment had arranged a tinv boat at the back of the stage which floated gently across a niooidil sea during the song. Mrs. Hummel sang the beautiful obligato solo in Wviiken. HIvnken and Nod in a very charming manner. The Girls CAee Club sang for the Parent-teacher Association the same after- noon in the Music Room. The girls presented their lullaby immbers again at a benefit concert for the Music Association. The Santa . i a Register said of that part of the program: The scene was like a sunnner garden, and the girls like lo ely flowers. What better praise could be desired? The next production of the nuisic department i - to be the biggest aTid be t ol the vear. The Mixed Chorus i begimiing work on a real grand opera. Mailha. i- ' lolow. L ' nder Miss Wickes ' leader? proud of her music department. Ill|l tills pllMJlllllol ought to niake tin —ll„:,-l KinsrII. b J. c. Debating This past school vear has heen one in which debating was verv successful. Under the careful coaching of the veteran debater. Elmer T. Worthy, the six Junior College debaters won not only the Southern California championship but also the undisputed championship of the state. By defeating Fullerton J. C. in a well-fought contest on the question: Resolved, that the United States should cancel the allied war debts, the local debaters won their way into the finals. Wm. Adamson and Melvina Frye defended the affirmative at home, while Overton Luhr and Wilma Plavan upheld the negative at Fullerton. The debates were very close but the local team easily deserved the decision bv rea.son of their superior arguments and impressive delivery. In the finals for the Southrn California Championship. Stanley Wheelock and George Morton upheld the afifirmative, debating at home; and Wm. Adamson and Melvina Frye defended the negative at Chaffee. The question was: Resolved, that the United States should recognize the present government of Mexico. The question was a good one and both local teams again easily won their debates, completely out- classing Chaffee. An interesting feature of this debate was the fact that the assign- ment was the general subject of Mexico. The specific question was not given out until twenty-four hours before the debate. Our team showed that they were well pic- pared on any phase of the question by the complete and impressive argumciil lluil won for them the decision and the championship for the school. Soon after the debaters had caught up in their studies again, challenges were sent to the winners of the Northern section of the Junior College Debating League. However, these challenges were not accepted. The success of this year ' s debating Icaiii M (liii- in ci laiuf pail Ici llir |ilcn(li(l sii|i|iiirt j;ivcii ihe team and lu tlir cUdrts (il llii- ciiarli. I ' .lmri- T. Wnilln, uIkj s|ii-iit a i!irat iiiaiiv uciikiii ' i Imur?- and manv i ' cnin;j in inarliiiiL; and lii ' l|iinL: llir didialris. idi si- fral 111 ' tlic team iflnniini: to J. (i. ajiain next car and Mi ' . Worthy aiiaiii as didiatiiiL: niacli. tlicii ' is no irasoii i llic S. A. J. ( . slioidd not hold the LlKun|iion-hi|i loi- anolhcr year. Our debaters I hmu uindi-dl Are worthy of praise For things they have done, and have not. Tis a burden (we know it I. To credit their ways Or give honor as much as we ought. Their efforts (though faultless) Are held in derision Except by the gratified few. I ' m trying ( with eflOrl I And rhythmic precision To aive honor uiicic honor is due. I ' aKe ' riiiiiy-uiie Football The fimtljall leani. altlioiiL ' h it did mil win every game, gave its opponents a good deal of anxiety. Manv of the fellows out for football had never played before, but under the coaching of Mr. Hummel they soon learned the game and showed real football spirit.. Practice games were played with Huntington Beach High School. Orange High School, Santa Ana High School. La erne College and Whittier College. League games were played with the f(d!iiuing Junior Colleges: Riverside. Chaffee, San Diego and Fullerton. MlCTZ at left end was in cv(M ' plav and his |)assing aliilil as vciv good. Hi prcxiiuis experience as i ' ui was crv licnclicial li llu- Icani. Cl. i;kS(iN ;it Icit taikli- «a alwavs in cxciv |)la and had a lidlr ri-ad I ' m llic Ipaikliidd ulifn llit- time came. Nki.son al left ijuard was a very ciinsislcnl phuer and uas one nf the stionjicst men on liie line. V.n at ( fnter « a hard to iieal. He uas alua s stoppinji the opposinL: offensive Ill-hind the line. PeaK.soN at riyht j;uard was the leani mate to Nelson. He also plavetl in tiie backfield. He was all fighting spirit. HoWKl.L at right tackle was a hardhitting line plaver. He was a new man at the game lint showed np well. (j.AKK at right end was a fighting demon and a pillar of strength, ( ' lark plaved well in the hackfield on account of his speed. Blrns at quarter commanded his team like a general. He was very consistent and played very hard. H. Kellogg at left half was the mainstay of the liackfield. He could he de- pended upon to make yardage. C. PT. IN BiCELOW at right half was a s])eedy and clever runner. He never failed lo stop his man. Lewis at full was the line plunger and his consistency wore out the defense. The following fellows deserve honorable mention for having helped build up the team and for their loyalty to the college. They are Hazard, Dawes, Anderson, Chaffee, Venerable. Kennedy. Dobbs. Knight. Thomas. Drake and Talbert. Robert Greene was the manager. rafc ' e riiiit.v three Boys ' Basketball The team was very strong and made a good showing altliough il did not win the championship. Coach Hummel worked up a good team iidin tlic material that came out for practice. None of last year ' s men were back to form a nucleus for this year ' s battlers. The fellows who played basketball for J. C. were: Merle Kennedy, forward, who made a majority of the points for the team. He was very good at finding the basket on long shots. Gordon Talbekt. (Captain), forward, was fast on the flocu ' and was aluays in the game and did his share. Maddu.X, center, was always in the game and did his share. Bob Wilson, at center, always jumped high and played a consistently good game. Clark, guard, was a fast player and was a source of terror to the opposing team. Nelson, guard, was a dependable plaver and was always breaking up shots of tiif opponents. Burns, at guard, was a small man Init a uhiz at the game. (JULICK, Lewis, Baires, Anderson and Miller deserve iionoraiiic mention for ihcir playing and ihcir faithful uork uith the teaUL (iamcs «cr ' plavcd uilli I ' diiiona. Citrus I nioiL San Diego, lullcrton and Chalice Lnion. Girls ' Basketball This is tlie second vear that the girls have liad a basketball team. They did very well but were unable to take the championship. Riverside and Chaffee J. C. took the small end of the score when matched against the local girls. Fullerton J. C. got the local girls ' number at the last of the game and took the larger portion of the score. The forwards were W. Plavan, R. Langley and M. Harvey. They were all pood at shooting baskets. The jumping centers were Tessie Childcrs and Lillian Arthur and they were always playing the game hard and fast. The running centers were Regina Davault. (Captain I. and Melvina Frye. They were exceedingly good and were always dependable in the center of the court. The guards were Jeanette Osborn, Edith Plavan and Hazel Kinsell. Their guard- ing abilitv uas unusual and the girls deserve a great deal of praise. Tennis Tennis is the last sport of the season and so far only two tournaments have been held. A tournament was played with Fullerton Junior College and also one with Orange High School. The boys representing the college in tennis are: Charles Miller, 1st singles; Robert Greene, 2nd singles; Stanley Anderson, 3rd singles: Claude Hay ward. 4th singles; Kolkhorst and Gulick, 1st doubles: Osborn and Wil- son, 2nd doubles. The girls who are playing for J. C. are as follows: Marjorie Kau lings, 1st singles; Marjorie Tubbs, 2nd singles: Edith Plavun and Persana Diemling. doulili-s: Rose Kellogg, mixed doubles. Track ' I ' he Santa Ana Junior College was represented in two Junior (College traek Micrts this year. An invitation meet was held at Ontario in which Santa Ana, River- side, and Chaffee Union completed. The Southern California meet was also held at Onlario. eaver took second place in the half mile and Schuyler Bigelow took a place ill ihi ' high hurdles. The relay team took fourth place. Other fellows who com- ])eted in the track meet were ' i(Ior ' Walker, Marvin Clark, Gordon Talhert. Grant enerahle, Aubrv Roberts. Phili]i ' ia liir. Harold Chaffee, Loren Maddux aiiri (ico. Gerwing. A Line a Day Septeniher 1. 1922. Dear Diary: Let me tell voii a secret? Well then, listen. Next week school will begin again, and each night I shall write and tell vou what has happened during the dav. Of course I m going to write onlv a little each nigiit. merely a line, luit in the dim. distant future that line will he enough to remind us of manv. many things, will it not. Diary dear? From today on. dear Diary, your yery best friend. —ANY J. Cite. Sept. 6. — Dear Diary: Today the registration rush began, and it will (oiuinue tomorrow. Lots of S. A. High School students going to J. C. Sept. 8. — Diary Dear: This is the last dav of rest, sweet rest. Sept. 9. — D. D.: Great panic in academic halls today while the Freshics took an English entrance exam, from V. C. I tried to imagine I was in Berkeley and almost forgot to write. Think I passed. Sept. 11. — Class work again, dear Diary. Eyerybody was so glad to see eyerv- body else. Sept. 12. — Freshmen discovered today that llicv could derive great pleasure from disturbing H. S. classes, in session. Sept. 13. — Diary Dear: You should come to J. C. and see Bob Sargent. All the girls have fallen for him. He looks so sheikish. Eh. Wim? Sept. 14. — Sharks from French A. B. appear armed with little mirrors — (yes D. D.. even the male element I before which thev make the most curious facial contortions. Sept. ir- . — Diary Dear: Today we had our first assembly. It was pretty hard for some of us to stay away from the old Aud , especially when they i)egan to yell down there. Sept. 16. — D. I).: I lia c spciU ihc (la busih recuperating from ibc first stren- uous week of J. C. Sept. 17. — Dear Diary: Ditto. Spl. 18. — Diary Dear: E. W. Eyman a[)pearc(l today with a dcib . ( ' (cm know Diary, a funny hard hat. I (neat conunotion. Sept. 20. — Y. W. held luncheon on the lawn lo start mcuibcrsbip dri c. Goo J crowd, good speeches, and lots to eat. S -l)l. 22. — D. IJ.: Weill III ihc l ' ' aiiill l c(C|i|iiiii llii r cniii2. F, iM ImhIv iiirl ev(Mvl)i)(lv else, so now wo re all acqiiainliii. Sept. 28. — Alia Neely represented ,1. (1. in tiic licauty (■iinlc l cil ' llic ()ran;:c (ji. Fair. She did look grand, all trigged up in a long dress. Oct. 2. — Hygiene elass deserted as Y. W. girls journeved to ISallioa lo rnjov (ii|i in llii ' Krinv deep. (Jrand eats, thanks In . ' ainniv A. Iniproni|)lu liieater parlv at ICnipie. later. Oct. J. — E. W. Evmaii. in Englisii (ionip. (Mass. tlelixers iiimself of this classic: I am unable to function in grannnar. Oct. 6. — Psvchologv bugs all a flutter, the victims of one terrific exam. All recuperate by spending enjoyable evening at J. C. party. Oct. 11. — J. C. assendiled en masse on bleachers to view defeat al football — Whittier vs. J. C. Oct. 12. — Shakespeare class took advantage of the aljsence of Mrs. . orlhcross III ihoroughlv enjov selves. Oct. IH. — I And Friday, too. I — Miss Waton ' s lucky day. French A. B. walked f)ut on her, (this is a slang expression, Diary dear. They didn ' t actuallv sicp on her. They wouldn ' t, of course. Besides, she wasn ' t there.) Oct. 16. — The same old blue Monday. An aesthetic delft blue, to begin with; then Miss Swass gave a test in Spanish. That made it deep indigo. Oct. 17. — Rumors of a forthcoming and highly exciting halloween party. Oct. lo. — Mr. Charles Dawes attends Comp. class. Oct. 19. — Miss Whiting out in another new dress. Oct. 20. — J. C. inoculated with H. S. thrill over FuUerton game. Oct. 25. — More Hallowe ' en party rumors. Oct. 26. — Y. W. sewed for day nursery at Anderson ' s, with nuich ja . . iiol chocolate and accessories. Izzie does a marathon on the sewing machine. Oct. 28. — The Hallowe ' en party becomes an accomplished fact. A masciueradc and everything. Oi-t. :?].— Ranks noticeably de ' pl. ' led. A special sIk.u a( llie I ' liiicess. Oct. 2k — Assend)ly. Discussion of aforesaid Hallowe ' en party. Stanley Wheel- ock amiounces that it is to be a mascpierade. Mr. Phillips encpiires if people are to dress ridiculously. Yes. Mr. Phillips. JList wear your every day clothes. replies Mr. Wheel ock. Nov. 6. — Went lo a jitney dam c this noon, dear Diary. The girls were there en masse. The boys tried to follou suil Imi iiiel uilii disaster, plus Mr. Clayton. Nov. 10. — Orpheo Troupe |icr ( liednlc with George Gerwing al ihe helm. ' Nuf said. Nov. 11. — Armistice Day. .1. C. eiileicd floal in liillcrlon parade. Nov. l.T. — Y. W. luncheon noon in girls ' room. Miss Springbrough spoke. In the evening first discussion group at Miss Lasby ' s home. I ' atfe Thhtyiiine with partv in ( ' rviii. Some affai Thrills and ) female fone recite alone. ial|iilatii)nsl ahmit town sellin-j Nov. 17. — Assembly with H. S. What made the darkv jiihilee singers look so queer? The antithesis of the permanent wave. Diary dear. Nov. 21. — Group interested in forming Literary Club met at noon to organize. Nov. 24. — Debate. S. A. vs. Fullerton. We won. Nov. 28. — Charles Dawes again attends classes. Rumors that Mr. Holcombc con- templates attending. Rumors discredited. Nov. 29. — Men ' s Org. entertains Women ' s Org. boys, and oh that saxophonist from Anaheim! Nov. 30. — Two days of Thanksgiving vacation. Dec. 4. — J. C. becomes a monasterv. Entire tickets to Roof the Hut. Dec. 5. — Male members of our institution sti Dec. 6. — Faculty stages Follies to swell Y. W. hut fund. ( Notice the Capital F. Diary dear. These Follies were intentional, not like the ordinarv varietv accidentallv perpetrated by our instructors. I Dec. 10. — Congestion of traffic on Analieim road. (Remember the saxophonist? I Dec. 12. — Special assembly. Efficiency lecture. Historv of Science class did their stunt on the platform. Claude slightly embarrassed. Dec. 13. — Christmas party at the Nealley ' s. Santa Claus there with his pack. Lots of fun, as always at this hospitable home. Dec. 15. — Literary club meeting at noon. Constitution cdnunittec brings in document strong enough to withstancl anv shocks. Dec. 16. — Dear Diary: I shall be too busy with Christmas shopping and fes- tivities to write again until after Christmas. P. S. — Guess who is going to get a diamond ring? P. S. No. 2. — Guess who is going to get unsatisfactorv work slips? P. S. No. 3. — Guess who is going to do anv of the studving planned for the vacation? Jan. 1, 1923.— Happy New Year!! Jan. 2. — All have resolved to study harder this next year. Jan. 3. — Rumors of University inspectors. Jan. 4. — II. C. (;ice ( ' lul) at assembly. Izzie sports one of cm fm linn h. Jan. 5. — Inspectors! Jan. 8. — Inspectors!! Jan. 9. — Inspectors!!! Jan. 10. — Inspected. They liked us! Jan. 12. — Assembly. All members of Composition classes 1 ks. Officers nominated for coming semester. Jan. 15. — Freshman girls cnjov first finar of their shc( Hygiene. Jan. 10.— Assembly cl.-c li.uis. V. W . Iimrhcon dcclion.s. hysteria over finals. present witii note lu li All ,l;iri. 2(l-2().— -A ueck ol Iidiiois rcsiillinii in iriain ciisiiiillics. liiri. 20. — Well deserved vacation. Fell. 2. — Program dance this evcnini ' . lii rl pailv and a --tcucd ' nicliolra. Feh. 7. — First nieetin.: ' of Quill and Sand al home of Mrs. orlhc ross. Her home is such a lovely place to he at Uiarv Dear. Fell. o. — . W. Installation at Sen. Anderson s. Evening candle service. Fell. 12. — Pomona Glee Club at assemhly. Miss Baker all dolled up. Fei). 1.1. — Y. W. cabinet served at Hi Y banquet. Feh. 14. — First meeting of seventh period dancing class. Chivalrv not dead. ide Overton. Self sacrifice also still rxlanl. ide Onita. Claude joins ranks of martyred presidents. Feh. 16. — Another afternoon dance. Large attendance of light fantastic experts on pleasure bent. Mrs. orthcross delivers ultimatum: Teach or learn or stav out. Oh, Diary dear, the man from Mexico!! Feb. 21. — Ranks decimated. Old man Flu has many victims. Feb. 28. — Y. M. hoys enjoy hearing Judge Swain of Whittier. a Rhodes scholar, speak of the life at Oxford. March 7. — Mr. Gardner speaks to the French Club of his recent travels in France. March 8. — J. C. put on H. S. assend)lv to relieve eml arrassment of J. C.s depart- ment of the treasury. March 9. — Halls rent with agonizing groans as staff meinbers beiiold proofs of Algol pictures. March 10. — Associated Women Students give Men ' s Org. a party. Decorations a compliment to St. Patrick. Henrietta gets a fall. John rushes to the rescue. March 1 I. — Ruth Klahn and Co. imbibe one too many Kentucky Derbies. March 15. — Dedication of D. H. R. memorial. Mrs. Swales presents to the N . W . the lovelv silk flag used in the services. March 16. — Mad rush to Yost to see Oliver Twist for ten icnls. Find origin if I. C. treasurer ' s constant cries for more. March 2o. — Lamentations from Logic students as tiiey go to meet their doom in the form of a ferocious test. Mr. Neallev. Mrs. Norlh ' -ross and Miss l.ashv ail as executioners. March 29. — French Cluii stages cabaret party, ail in truly French stvle. Ful- lerlon J. (.. and our own faculty members, guests. |iril 2-9. — A glorious, gentlv raining Spring vacation. et we managed to develop a lot of sunburn. If vou don ' t believe it. ask Dorothy Dresser. April K .— . n Algol partv. Manv weird creations, including Topsy and her big brother. .Mr. Budrow resplendent in brilliants and first ankle watch to burst upon startled vision of J. (Mtes. Hazel Kinsell and Stanley Wheelock caplure ( ns- lume prizes. Did vou notice the tooth ' . ' ' April 1. ). Dcdicalion of Y, W . llnl. Dec or alion-. flowers, fern- and jirctty girls. I ' iilfe I ' ort.v-i Ajjiil 16. — Reception in hut. Deeorations as ahove. Best liibs and tuckers much in evidence. Refreshments served from window of kitchenette. J. C. men thank- fullv take possession of crumb dropped from banquetting table. April 16. — Crumb decorated with college banners. April 18. — J. C. lost its dignitv todav and descended to the lower regions of the aud to hear Los Angeles Philharmonic Orchestra. April 19. — Mr. Jackson delighted the members of the Ouill and Sand with his paper on Southern Folklore. April 20. — D. D. You ought to see the Boys ' Room. It surelv is decorated a la mode. Where do you suppose thev obtained all the fixings? April 22. — Miss Goodrich curious concerning proper method of concluding love letters. April 23. — Girls all thrilled over big Y. W. Conference in prospect. A great chance to show off the Hut. April 25. — Discussion Group at Hut. First a Kitchen Shower — then a mixture of Y. M., hot tamales, chocolate, songs and everything. One car decides to go home via the cemetery. Another car also parks in cemetery. Slight congestion. April 27. — Y. W. Conference on porch of Hut. Splendid meeting in afternoon with many delegates. Banquet at First Congregational Church, evening. April 30. — Great excitement! School visited by burglar over week-end. Lock blown off the safe and Mr. Hammonds, Mr. Clayton ' s and Miss Dripps desks broken into. English comp. classes greatly downcast because the burglar overlooked the new Atlantic Monthlies lying in the ofTice. Burglar also visited Mr. X ' orthv ' s room but finding everything therein inconsequent, irrelevant and immaterial, did not touch a thing. May 1.— Overall Day. Mav 2. — Women ' s Org. served tea to mothers in tlic Hut tiiis thing was lovely. May 3. — Diary Dear: Guess what transpired today? Hill Hoi son greeted him with a handshake. We rather expected mure! May 11. — Modjeska ' s again, girls. You all kimu ihc rest. May — !! ! Ditch Day— Sh-h-h ! ! ! May 31 — Exams!! Oh woe — Dear Diary — and tears — and gii June 3. — Baccalaureate Services. June 7. — Commencement. fternoon. Fvcrv- unl.c -Miss Wat- .r tcclh!!! J. (]. has certainly liad a fuller orial calendar this year than in an of the |irp- leding years. Never before has everyone entered so heartilv into the spirit of the affairs and had such good times. A great deal of the success of the parties is due to the fact that most of the students in J. C. are from the peppiest classes Santa Ana High School ever turned out — those of ' 21 and ' 22. Besides we have enrolled manv interesting students from other schools. The Commissioner of Social Activities for the first semester was Alia Neelv: for the second semester. Onita Cain. Miss Harris was the faculty .Social ( hairnian. September 22. The The Faculty Reception proved to be one of the best ever given to any Faculty J. C-ites. The gym was transformed by baskets of lovely autumn Reception flowers and ferns. The entire Faculty received, and we were glad to have the chance to know them better. Langlev ' s Symphonic Orchestra furnished the music during the evening. Later a programme was given. Most of us were pleasantly surprised to find that we have such a talented faculty. Several songs given bv Miss Frothingham. Mrs. Hunmiel. and Mr. Hummel were highly applauded: Miss Lewis two dialect readings were delightful; Eddie Burns, one ot our old friends, entertained us again with cello solos. Miss Wickes, besides acting as ac- companist for all the singers and Eddie, gave two very difficult selections. Ices and cakes were served late in the evening. October 13 The Grigsby ' s Orchestra furnished the music for this dance, which was Sophomore given bv the Sophomores in honor of the green Freshies. We rather I ' l!T think that from all reports — ahem! — the Sophs found that the Freshies weren ' t the timid little things they are supposed to be. The old gyi looked good to us. all decked out in the purple and white of J. C. Schuyler Bi iph President, announced all the special dances. ■1( Fxcellent punch was served the .Soph I resident, announced throughout the evening. October 28 The Spooks! Spooks!! Spooks!!! They fairly clanked their cIkutis and Hai.I.o ve en moaned! P ' rom the lighted Jack o ' Lanterns and cornstalks in the Masqi ERAHK corners of the gym to the grinning pumpkin that marked the entrance of the fortune-teller ' s booth, everything was full o ' goblins! First came the (,rand March: and it was no easy task to pick out the winning costumes. Lucie I ' atfe Korty C.ider and Howe McDermott and Lorin Maddux won the first prizes, while ■ Saniniv ' Anderson and George Gerwing received the consolation gift. But liefore thev received their just rewards, each couple was required to give an exhibition dance! Two feature numbers on the programme were a doleful chant performed hv seven especially secured ghosts, and Mr. Phillips ghost story. Take it from us, when we felt the brains and eyes of the deceased John Brown and saw a grinning Jack oLantern creeping straight across the floor to US — oh. sav. hut we craved the ' juice ' turned on! A Paul Jones, a confetti, and other special dances were featured, pumpkin pie were served, on shingles for travs. November 22 Men ' s Men nnist be different — at least their Mens parties are. Org everyone had the best time. and the girls think tlie J. C. men are Party Bricks to give them such a nice party. First, the decorations were different. They were a sort of League-of-Nations-aflfair — multi-colored, but very pretty and well arranged. We must congratulate George and Stanley; they know how to put a thing over. When it came time for refreshments, six very serious- faced, white aproned fellows led a small dog into an adjoining room. Each man carried a dangerous and very business-like looking weapon: knives, hammers, saws, Yelps! Howls! Yaps! More yaps — all quiet. The six men came out with a triumphant air. They dragged behind them a long string of bologna hot dogs! Ten minutes later cocoa and hot dogs were served ! December 13 The This was the first party of the year out at the Neallev home in Tustin. Christmas It was simply great. Mr. and Mrs. Nealley are the most delightful Dance of hosts, and their home is ideal for a dance. ases of nnl poinsettias and a tinselled Christmas tree were the dec uiatinn-. lust before the refreshments were served a fat. jovial Santa. (Mr. .laikMUi. .lii:lul slulTcdl. ga e out toys to the good little boys and girls! Maliliiiij |i,iiliici li lhc c LiifN for ihc following dance was (luite exciting. Fruit salad, sandwiches, i moa and (!lnislinas candies were served at a lale Imiii. Junuur .) The Originality prevailed at this dance vsliic li llie 1 Freshman honor of the Sophomores. Theic ucr - nn laiii; I ' mm ' V ing. Lavender and while |)rcdominale(l. n il flower decorations, uliicli were imide b llie refreshments, which were lavender and wliih- h colored cakes. c-hnian ela - a e ii I!.; inomenl- lliat e en inl in the i;ort;couf lel ii ia I i e: hut rk ii-c-ercani and ill ■ ' ' l lilffiiV, fl l!M:;iilll|l|il!IWiiiiiiiiiiiii!iii;Mn|llj:;.:! ■Wfiiii ' ! ' 1 m SfT EJ 1 1 TlIK Iwi l.l l{AI. Dance TlnouiilidUl llir I ' xcniii- riKiiiN cIcNcr I ' aMir (laiucs u-if fcaliircd. Miirli ncdll is due In I ' dsana Driiiil in;j. Wiliiia I ' laxaii. and Harold Kiii lil. ulllci-is ,A ' r Ti(--liMKni I la s. lur the siiii  id llic allair. l- ' fhriiiiry 2 The Iiiaiijiiii al l)ari( r was liidd in honor of the incomins Student Body iifiicers of the i-ai . The alcnliiie idea was carried out in the special features of the evenin;;. Japanese quince was used verv effectively for the decorations. The Grand March was lead bv the new officers, the retiring ones coming next in line. An elimination dance, in which red hearts hsured. resulted in Claude Havuard and Sammy Anderson being the lucky couple. This was most fortunate for it gave Staidev Wheelock, the retiring president, a chance to introduce Claude formally — although we all know him well — while presenting the prize. Two red satin hearts full of liny candy hearts were the gifts; and the following dance was very approp- riately called, The Hayward Heart Dance. ' Instead of just the regular Home, Sweet Home, the last number of llie eveidng was a Kiss dance, candy kisses being used. Punch was served throughout the evening. March 9 The tremendous success of the Women ' s Org Saint Patrick dance dem- onstrated once again that J. C. girls are keen entertainers. Miss Fran- ces Baker, the president, greeted the guests in our reliable gym which looked somewhat different decorated in palms, smilax, and ferns. The color scheme was carried out in the refreshments of green and white brick icecream and shamrock cakes. While the guests were being served Emma Hardy played scxcrai violin numbers accompanied by Onita Cain. Klimination dances with favors i ' liali chii ks. 5. INT Pairck ' s Danci; .all.i. md fralurcd diroiiuliiiut if aps le evenmij i I.I.OI uith prize- Si ml •s W fr ini wU l-ri,l n. April ; ■ l ' iida . piil l. ' .llil si,iin K liad and unliiik . Inil llir u i] -Npris|ili,,ii dichi ! hold true for .1. C. lor llial u as llic dale of llie Algid parly, ihe proceeds going lo defray llu- e |)ciises of ihe annual. Kube outfits were the degree cd llie soi iai chairman, ihe rubiest rubes being honored I ' hose who I anie iindei dial category were Miss Conkle, Hazel Kinsell, lieeloik. I ' lir llie lieiielil o( lliose who were foolish enough to stay away a delii dilful parly ue miglil sa llial ihe best egro l Iinslr(d Show never l ' aj;c- F. gazed on a Topsy of a more ebony hui ' . nor (nic that had a more artistic fiiiimv sack dress! The party also marked tlie dcljiit of the J. C. Jazzers (Bob Green. Boli VC ' ilson. Carl Hagge, and Martin Gulickl uho kindU donated their services. Various games such as rubes would naturally enjoy were scheduled. Later in the evening a unique program was put on. George Morton ' s Diarv, verv characteristic of the man himself — quite amusing — illustrated the literarv department of the Algol. Wid Adamson invented a wonderful macliine which reverted to the past and brought our highly revered faciil lv before oiii ' eves just as thev were many, many many ( ? ? ? I years ago. Miss Lasby I Hazel Kinsell I spoke Twinkle, twinkle little star — ' Mr. Bruff (Stanley Wheelockl read an exceedinglv original essay on Cats. Mr. Nealley (Overton Luhrl orated on Wbv Is It All Anvwav? Sorrv but we haven ' t found out yet. Mrs. Northcross (Persana Deimling) cunningly quoted Shakespeare ' s famous, Hickory, dickory dock — I ' uTiih and wafers were served throughout the evening. As this goes to press, announcement has been made of a party to be given May Itli. Onita has promised us that there is to be one final parly to wind the year up right. 1 lif li.illouiiij; [xifiii is a traiislalidii lidiii the l rrii(li pdcm ' I I li it i Lduisc Deloriiie NevrauiiiciU. and rt ' cciNcd first pii .i ' in a rmili ' st [ ' uf I ' lcnili stiidfiits of Southern California: Winter The soft snow falls u])on the roofs In fine and star-shaped flowers: It clothes the earth in bridal-robes — Her streets, her cots, her towers. ' Tis snowv, i)l )wv winter time: Flakes flv in dizzv iniitli: Some, drunken, fall into the sea. Some whirl upon the eaith. And soon the earth is in a siiKiud. As linen smooth and uliiti-. Save where some passerby has left His footsteps ' straggliiif; blight. Then in a young and laughing band, As a fleeting lightning Hash, The children pass upon their sleds As with the wind they dash. The joyous north win ] blows a gale: It romps with man and tree; Stinging, whistling as it flies It shakes eacii small roortri-e. The children ' s mother bids tliem come Within; and to remend)ei Some ha e ucitlicr lights rujr lircs. Exposed to bleak I )c(i-rnbcr. - u ' i; r( DdKilill. (I I llduinjj loiioialili |)(H ' in is also a tiaiislalidii tniiii llie 1 ' reiuli poem L ' Hiver iiu ' iitioii ill the contest in whieh Miss Davaults poem wcj . and n first prize Winter In flowers fine and star-shaped too The snow on roofs conies softly down. It spreads a lovely bridal veil O ' er wood and field and quaint old town. It snows: tlie flakes go liirlinn bv. They fly in winter ' s chilly blast, Some lost in boiling waters dark. In ocean ' s bosom deep and vast. A great snow shroud soon clothes the earth A pure white cloth it seems to be. But soon a man tramps by alone. His tracks like scars where all mav see. Then gailv comes a laughing band Of youthful, laughing, childish heads. And fleeing, swift as lightning ' s flash. They file on madly speeding sleds. The paining evelids sting and thioli. For deeper, sharper ' comes thi ' cold The whistling wind pursues the iiuin And shakes the cots in inannei hold. Your mother calls (iii to iiir fires. Come home, my rliildn ' u. cpiickU come. Let ' s not forget the iiccdv uIkj Of hearths or candles uaiinlli lia f none. ' Hazel I . Kins,-ll. W. A. (;i!ll I nils I ' lCTlKK THE I ' OKTALS OK LACUNA A iiirxiiiu road and shadowing rocks. (Jold hills innning to aniellivst, A log bank i-olliiig in from the sea. And a lMr(|uoisc sk . cloud kissed. Walls Wall:- air the inci t u.-t ' lul ((inti i aiict ' s kiiipwii Ici man. cic it iiol Idr ualls. we «(iiil(l lia c to live in caves, ami all the men would he cavemen. Civilization be ran with the discovery by some wise stone-age inventor, that a good dwelling could be formed by assembling walls around space, as well as liy putting s()ace inside walls. as thev did when they dug caves. If walls had the ability to speak they coulil furnish enough scandal to suppiv all the Hearst papers for years. Yes, we all have in mind at least one wall which we would not have speak for all the wealth of Santa Fe Springs. Walls are ubiquitous, for who can come or go without approaching or leavin walls? Sometimes walls are approached with such momentum that thev are en- countered: whereupon they make their presence painfuUv known. Thre are, in all, 57.38 varieties of walls, some of which follow: There are great walls: witness the great wall of China. There are Walpoles and Wahl pencils and wall flowers, not to menti in wall eyes. There are beautiful walls, as in anv class-room. There are figurative walls and material walls — Wall Street is an example of both. Some walls are born beautiful, others achieve beauty through the efforts of some individual. Some have beauty tlirust against them. Of those walls born beauti- ful, some ccmtrive to remain that way and others have the misfortune to become decorated. To have the wall on a narrow footpath is an advantage: vet to be forced to the wall is a calamitv. The following are excerpts from Ukid ' s Geometry of Walls : 1. A wall is tlie path of a plane which has moved a short distance at right angles to its two dimensions. 2. Walls with their greatest dimensions in a horizontial plane are commoiilv known as floors or ceilings. 3. Floors are distinguished from ceilings by the following rule. Any wall that you may stand upon is a floor. Ceilings should be parallel to floors. Some of the preliminarv theorems follow: 1. Three dimensions determine a wall (direction, thickness, height, i 2. Two walls should intersect in a straight line. 3. Usually four walls determine a room. The proof of the fourth theorem will be given as in the aforementioned text, in order that you may have a more complete idea of the text. Theorem. Walls are great things. To prove that walls are great thing.s— - Great minds are inconsistent. Minds are things, therefore great things are in- consistent. Walls are inconsistent in that the prc eiil cntiance and retain eiitianls. Therefore walls are great things. O. K. 1). Ilanv l ' (triar. (.(tiiiji. Page Fortj-. Alice Threw The Looking Glass On either side her couch did stand. Both long and slim, with carvings grand. A table, with all things at hand Her idlest fancy might demand. Fair Alice, spoiled, alas! A book, a needle and a thread. An extra pillow for her head. A soothing drink, ambrosial bread. A powder puff, a jar of red, A shining looking glass. Did up and down her fancies go. She would not read, nor sleep, nor sew. The thought of food or drink was woe. I wonder, did she lack a beau? This discontented lass? Lip stick and powder she applied. She gave three dabs on either side. She looked into the mirror wide, Now curses on the thinsj, she cried. She THREW the looking glass. Unhappy maid, in anguish sore! Loudly she moaned, her hair she tore. Her loyal knight and she made war. Another beau I ' ll get. she swore. Today Fli to the task. She left her couch, she cros ' l the loom. She stoo|)ed to pick the fragments stre«n: She gashed her finger- like to swoon. Now. sure as lau I s r r.,y doom. li; ■jrii. lied looking glass! So qiiickiv. II. lies hat and gown She drcs. i-d li ' i-i It. and ihrough llic toun She strutted loiih. and men turned round Amused i)y her disdainful frown. This iuuigjily. handsome lass. At length she spied a comely (iiilli Approaching him she asked, ■ ' lii soolii. (jood sir. could ' st tell me for a truth. hat iia it is. and where ' s a booth To buy a looking glass? The youth he smiled a smile most fiav. Sweet mistress, ' tis the month of Mav. If superstitious, pardon prav. ' Tis the thirteenth, and Fria ' s Dav. Well hope ' twill safelv pass. Her to the booth he fain would guide But thanking him she turned aside And on alone: when quick she spied A coal black cat. In fright she cried, ' hy did I break niv glass? ith Ijjanched cheek and head bent biw Scarce could she walk, she trembled so. A shadow cross her face did go. She ' d passed beneath a ladder. Woe! That poor, unlucky lass! Swift homeward now she turned her face I am half sick of shadows base; Since luck has left me, I ' ll not face This day alone. ' Twill bring disgrace. Would I ' d not cracked my glass. At home that night she sought her room. Crouched by her casement, in the gloom. O ' er her left shoulder glimpsed the moon. Read in that crescent sign her doom Ah! fatal looking glass! Moaned the fair maid and sighed in pain Will I ne ' er haye a beau again? From throwing mirrors I ' ll refrain Hereafter. Then a shadow plain Came slowly o er the grass, The youth (h r lieau it was I did call. .She 7uused a space, then through the hall. Out flew the maid. Her grief, ' twas all Forgot, at glimpse of loyer, tall. Forgotten e ' en the glass. Out flew the maid to his embrace A four-leafed cloyer he would place. He said, You have a lovely face: The clover will the spell erase. And so the curse did pass. —LLC IK 1 l)i:i!M(Vr Premier Sourire du Printemps From the Frt ' inh if Tlicophilf (iaiitier While men strive on in feverish haste Toward goals Ijeyond their powers Blithe March in secret hrinps the spring And laughs in s|)ite of showers. When daisies all are fast asleep, A master of all arts. He irons the ruflles for their necks. And carves their golden hearts. He slips out to the orchards bare He has not leaves enough. He sifts white snow on almond trees From a giant powder pull. Forgotten gardens, enters he While nature still reposes. And wraps in robes of velvet green The sleeping buds of roses. Their sweet, melodious harmonies. He whistles for the birds. The snow drops and the iolels Are his words. Beneath the grass for vou lo lirul. He hides strawberries red: And weaves of leaves up in the trees A bonnet for vonr head. And when lii Hiuk is liriislii-d. His call rings loud and clear: ' Come Spring, vour house is readvl And the lady April ' s here. — Reiiinn Ddvaull. The Cynic ' s Sanctum l,n c lli.il |iiiin like liic i Mioli ill lirrd iil a |i(ikri. W rrr f al«a In r( ' cal mil line si ' Urs In ihc wmiil. llir uciild wniild lia ( ' liiiiii- (A i . ■ All llii- world is a stage. priliai . Iml Mimr dl miv miuiiu Idncid wmild like to make it a three-ring circus. Some men wor k while the rest of the Miild sleeps, and most ot llie world sicojis while some men work. A new roof is like a suitcase that comics In express: all voii can do is pray it won ' t leak. The man with the most friends is usually least acquainted with himself. The difference between a plav and life is that the actor knows when the curtain will lie rung down. liiains are like ink: it Isn ' t the sliilV ilsidf. hul the wa it ' s used that counts. Fool ' s courage makes full cemeteries. The speeder ' s today is the undertaker ' s tonicnrow. Some of our light literature needs heavy upholstering. Why despair? The future may look like an ink well. It looks Mack hut ihe light of the world has sprung from it. Its not how much perspiration, hut what makes you perspire. A real sportsman is like a good raipct: the harder it ' s beaten the cleaner it becomes. If the Irllow who is alwass williii- lo Icll all he knows would stoji there, no one woiihl mind il. GKOKGK GEKWl.NG. MY CATAl.OCl I. OK l,0 Kl. ' t SOI I)S As compiled in Kii ' jiisli hilcialure A pine roiol ' .s dislanl imiiiimiing. The dawn-wind in the branches stirring, . meadow lark ' s song in a field recurring. iMy yellow cat ' s soft, creaiin purrinp. I ' ll saiui Dcimlirn V-.iXv I ' illy llii Vers Libre Free! Free! Free as the dasliing sea. Free as the lunch that used to be. Free! All free — Too darned free for me Are the verses that splash from the iiuidornists pen, Fountain pen. Tliev rave. ( Some people do I Alwut those wild verses And say: They ' re grand, and loose, and free! Yes, because nobodv ll liu them They ' re free. Stanley If lirclock. Life ' s Hii hway e wonder and we sigh. As days go slipping bv Like tiny grains of sand tluough Time ' s great glass: We dream, and hoping, pray To be ready on the day When ' tis life that calls instead of college class. When, with dijjloina as a stalf. And with trembling or with laugh. We each set untried foot on life ' s liighwav Will it l)e with trepidation. Or light laugh of glad elation ' . ' ' Well, we ' re building up lifc ' liigliuas here todav. Though uc Ua el on aiul on Shuflle slow or dance to song We ' ll find mirrored, everv fool on life ' s hiiiln ax Early year ' s deterniinalion. Or lax procrastinalion. For we ' re building up life ' s highway lu-re today. — George C. (ientiii!. FUDGE! Did vou ever find voiu elf waiitin ; something uitlmut knowina cxai tiv whaty Then, after a vain attempt to analv e that feelinji. did you ever tliink of eating and l)efrin to be satisfied? I hope vou have: 1 would hate to think that I was so queer as to have strictlv individual feelings. Wiien I have come so far in discovering my subcon.«cious desires, I usual Iv wander out to the kitchen in search of food. Un- happilv our kitchen on these occasions, is usually sufl ' ering from an acute attack of emptiness. Disappointed. I turn away, silently debating whether to use my for- bidden vocabularv or not. when 1 have an ins|)iration. Aha! I cry to myself. I will be fed. I ' ll make some fudge! First goes sugar into a pan. I ' ve heard condensed milk helps fudge along — so in it follows undiluted. Was it syrup or molasses someone told me would keep the stuff from sugaring? Well. I ' ll })ut them both in. A lot of fun conies from experi- menting with flavorings. When the mixture has cooked long enough to stick to the bottom — ofT it comes. A few desultory stirrings before it is turned out on a plate that is verv well buttered in the center. Sometimes such a belter skelter concoction miraculouslv turns out to be good. Tn this case I am generous enough to pass it around to mv friends. More often it is on the borderland where one piece may be slowlv nibl)led and a second piece declined. In this case I am exceedingly generous and offer it to anvone. friends or otherwise. This method used in mixing fudge is almost exactly the method employed in the lillinu of the following pages. Often there are signs of outside influence hut sometimes there are genuinely original passages. I wish I could mark the latter in red ink. Form your own opinion of the result. I might say that I am being excced- inglv generous. Anvone mav read. Orpheo Troupe The Orpheo Troupe staged its annual vaudeville show on the evening of No- vember 10. Of cour.se it was better than last year ' s as should be any annual institution. The League of Nations with much clever pantomime and lovely dancing was l)Ut on l v the high school, directed by Isabel Atiderson. The Symphony Seven jazzed along i|nilc to llic likiig of the audience judging by the amount of applause thev recei cd. In Hlack and White will an one ever forget Bernard Thoele s rendering of April Showers? The blai k iiail of the skit was represented by E. Best. A one-act. Moonshine. diieeted bv George Cerwinp;. tolrl the story of an en- counter lietween a moonshiner and a revenue officer. Revenue OfEcer ..... Stanlev W heelock Moonshiner ..... George Gerwing Tlie Orpheo Troupe mixed chorus made its delml in a song and dance act. Over the Garden Wall. ' HYAGINTHS Hyacinths was put on in an assembly which was he-id in the Music Kuoni. It was directed by George Gerwing. Older Sister Mvrna Mvlrea The Mother Rose Keilogg Younger Sister .... Jane Crawford Algol Assembly At last we had a sort of retribution! We collected the high school ' s money instead of their collecting ours as is usually the case at pav assendilies. It was a very good program that was put on by the Junior College Orpheo Troupe. The Girls Glee Club sang My Curley-Headed Baby ' and Wynken. lilvnkcn. and Nod. Mrs. Hummel was the soloist with Wynken, Blynken. and Nod. Then our well-known history professor showed his power to hypnotize every- one, the wise as well as the foolish. It ' s a good thing that the truth is told so seldom. Helping Mr. Beenian were Leona Rabe, Overton Luhr. and Steele Metzgar. Talent just insists on being found out, doesn ' t it? No one ever knew Staidey Wheelock was such a marvelous quick-chanse artist and impersonator. An especially sul)tle impersonation was that of the two Best twins. Dregs, a one-act play, directed l)v Ernest C. l ' hilli|)s, was exceedingl acted by the following cast: Jim ..... Nance .... The Boy .... Detective .... The Orpheo Chorus closed the program I ■II (ieorge Gerwing Melvina Frve . Bobby Gilbert Ralph Adams iuiiinu Over the Garden Wall. TWO CROOKS AND A LADY Two Crooks and a Lady was produced in the g m arul C()iisci]uciUl ihc cast was rather hampered. .lii l the same il a llirilling. George Cciwiii;,: dirccled the play. Lucille ...... Myrna Mvlrea Miller Arthur Woodworth Mrs. SinuusA auce .... Rose Kellogg The Nurse ..... Jeanelte Oshorn i Stanley Wheelock 1 Steele ' Mclz ar Delect i FIRST AID Those ;iiial liial souls wlm. like llic S|i!m tator. 20 tlirou ' ili life lookiiis; (iii in- strafl of actiiis. surely must have noticpci the liilarious attit ' ide of the liigli school children when witnessinc the production of a serious drama. Strange as it may seem, these infants lack the ability to appreciate anything except th? most elementary sort if comedv. Yet it is necessary that they he taught at least to pay polite attention whether they are intelligent enough to undersand the plot of the play or not. It is with this end in view that the following drama has been written. Beginning with the first week of school next year, there will be instruction given in hizh school classes uhich will enalile the students, it is hoped, to listen attentixely to the play when it is produced. The telling of the synopsis will not spoil the pleasure of seein ' z this remarkable drama because most likelv ihc plot will be completely changed in the next month effects. The )r so: and it is impossibl name to tell anythina; of the settings or the lighting however, will not be changed even though POLITICS. I A Brief Synopsis. I First Aci. A ])roininciil clulmian. Ii in ' i in a large city west of Chicago, has a (Iri ' aiii. He sees in this dream a long row of hooks and e es marching slowly across the Pacihc Ocean. When he awakes he realizes that he has always had the desire to be a hook and eye. He also realizes that he will go insane if he doesn t express this desire. Therefore he quickly gets up. makes his bed, calls his valet, and then goes out. The last scene in this act is in a courtroom. The clubman has been accused of stealing a great many articles. The list of articles is so long that the attorney reading the complaint has eaten three boxes of Smith Bros. Cough Drops to keep from getting hoar.se. The defendant arises and. with tears in his eyes, tells of his attempt to express his iimate [jersonalitv. He is acquitted. Second 1. As our her as she is startin •■K ' .ih luv to ho.,kl ' ?trcel he sees a uonuiu drop a nickel is looking for the coin when the car walking down a crouded board a street car. She leaves. The man approaches her and asks her why .she looks for the nickel and misses lier car when she might use another nickel jusi as well. She tells him that it is the lasl nickel she has. With it she was going to pa her carfare to the river where she was going to conunit suicide. Being a philanlhropisi at heart, he gives her five pennies. He asks her where she is planruTig to jump in. She tells him. As she is starting to get in the next car he tells her he will re(tort the suicide in half an hour so to make it snapj)y. Third Act. When coming home that evening the (Clubman bumps his elbow three times. He declares that everything is all wrong. He dismisses his fourteen servants and writes a paper on the disli ibnlioti of wealth. The curtain of the last ait falls as he is feverishly working on the plans lor a new kind of clollics-pin. l- ' inyj % i iiiiiiffliiiiiiwSSI! ™ SE w m Bfe s|jH|Kffl nBf 1 J ni w ' wm mms i - .,r — Why does AslroiuunN have to coiiie lialil after luiirh ' . ' ' How is arudiie in the wide, wide world going to concentrate on the comparative methods of determining parallax when he is still thinking of pineapple pie a la mode? For the life of me I never can find the answers to these weighty questions. So, instead of concentrating, I have made up a method whereby I take down every word that Miss Lasbv says and then read it when I am less sleepy. When I read notes afterwards, I often think they sound a bit cracked but I ' m sure I ' m all right. If anything is wrong, blame Miss Lasbv. She said it. NOTES FOR TUESDAY, MARCH 31, 1923. Lesson on Stellar MYthology. Once upon a time there lived in the heavens a beautiful, fascinating, voung widow. Capella. and her three kids. The three kids cried constantly day and night for tile wonderful ear of corn that a virgin grew in a piece of sky cultivated by the ploughman, Bootes. But Capella heard them not. Constantly she looked towards a magnificent crown of jewels that reposed on the hair of a model by the name of Berenice. Oh how Capella longed for that crown! She knew it would look nmch better on her than on that cat. If only she could go out and get it! But there were so many, many objections. In the first place, Berenice lived outside the universe in which Capella resided. This made it impossible for Capella to travel over there without an escort. Of course, she knew she would be all right: still, one couldn t tell when a runaway comet might dash around the corner, or one of those dreadfullv un- certain stars decide to explode. Even if she did manage to acquire an escort, whom would she leave the children with? There was absolutely no help to be had and she just could not drag them along with her. Oh. if 1 could only find an escort. sighed Capella. I ' d go with him no matter who he was. ' What an unfortunate riemark! A little speck of cosmic dust heard it. told it to his neighbor, and so it passed on and on until it came to the ear of Orion. Aha! Here enters the villain of our story. Orion was a great big. blustering giant who had a terrible habit of bragging about his past. You see before he specialized in the giant business, he had been a famous bull-fighter. One of the most notable victims of that wicked man ' s prowess in the bull ring was Taurus, an unfortunate bull, who was awfully mauled around before he managed to escape. In fact, Orion gave Taurus such a shiner in one eye that it became prominent enough to have a name. So today the poor bull ' s eye is called Aldebaron. which is an old Greek war cry that translated means I ' ll dub you one. It signifies that Orion did. But we have wand- ered. Orion learned of Capella ' s remark. Immediately after shining his short sword he |)repared to set out to offer himself as the widow ' s escort. Not that he meant for one minute to really take her out to get the crown. Nothing like that. You wouldn ' t see lii:n wasting star dust on such a worthless, good-for-nothing havihle. He grinned fiendishly as he strode toward Capella s house, mutlering in his thick moustaches. Now, me ])roud beauty — . In another part of the skv lived our hero, Perseus, the most chi alroMs of heav- enly immortals. For years he had worshi|)ped Capella from afar, not daring to a[)- proach her. Every day and many limes in the night he consulted his book of wisdom. the Algol, wlikli he canifil jii l licldu I in its pages sufficient advirc Im him lo heard of Capellas statenieTit almost as of jewels, an eseoit. and a nurseiv tnait shield. But he never rmihl -crin Id Inid lare start wooin2 the lovely uido . I ' ersrus ioon as Orion did. So she wants the crouri he mused. Siiddenlv he remenihered some- thing that he had read in the .Algol. Women. it had said, when they get their own way are the most tractable of creatures. Always give them everything they want. Give them advice but make them think they thought of it first. So Perseus also set forth for the house of the charming Capella. Orion was the first to arrive. He came straight to the point. o waste talking about him. He promised Capella evervthing except a nursemaid for the three kids. She had made up her mind to accept him when Taurus rushed up. Don ' t listen to what he says. roared the bull. He isn t to be trusted. He ' s going to take vou awav. desert vour kids, and never even think of really buying you the crown. Orion ' s face blanched when he heard the words of 1 aurus. Just vou wait. Orion shouted. You know what happened last time I coniuM led witii vou. This time there wont be . You don ' t dare touch me, taunird llir bull. Giants don ' t fight. You can I demean your position. It ' s true. groaned Orion. It isn ' t being done this century. Oh My! Oh. to think that you would have deceived me, screamed Capella. Get out ol mv house and never come near it again. ' .lust as Orion was leaving. Perseus arrived. Capella welcomed him with sucii warmth that Perseus was soon telling her his plans. PU take you out after Berenice ' s crown, Perseus said. You can leave the three kids with one of the Pleiad sisters. You had thought of one of them, hadn ' t you? Of course I had. affirmed Capella. immediately pleased with herself. And now that you will take nie. I ' ll go right over and ask her. ' Before you go. urged Perseus, don ' t you think it would be nice to live in the ni l universe? I think it would be lovely. ■ Hut who would take our places? in could leave one of the Pleiad sisters. She would never be missed wilh six left. And I could leave the .Mgol. What more could heaven wish for? Too sweet for words. Capella cooed. So they eloped down a dark nebula one nighl oul into the next universe where Perseus bought Capella her crown the very next da . i vcr afterwards Capella ' s place has been taken by one of the Misses Pleiad and Perseus has been represented by the Algol. The greatest change of all is in Orion ' s sword. Angry at himself and every- one else, the giant now neglects to polish his sword. Lately the inhabitants of the Sidereal Universe have been scandalized to notice that the middle of his sword is getting all smeary so that it no longer shines like a star but rather resembles one of those messy nebulae. — I ' crsana Dciniling. English Comp. The fifth pniod English class on Wednesfkiy. March 2! ' .th. was quite tvpical of other fifth period English classes. The hour commenced when Boh Greene a|)- peared in the back row with the other dumb-bells and started talking with Dorothy Dresser. After roll call, during which Carl Hagge was kind enough to answer for Overton Luhr, Mrs. Northcross. for some mysterious purpose that no one could guess, began distributing scratch paper. She then told us to write our reactions to the article in the Atlantic called Hell-air-Block by the English Church and the Anglo Saxon Mind. Our reactions! Of course this let Stanley Anderson and Homer Metzgar out and they began writing reactions for the next period chemistrv test. After most of the women had vainly protested that they were not through, Mrs. Northcross had several reactions read. Then she said, Miss McDermott, will vou please read yours? After Lucie had read her mature sketch we were instructed to open our books (as if they were ever closed for an instant night or day), and read Carl Sandbag ' s definitions of poetry. The seventy-third one — ' Poetry is a rainbow suspended from the tail of a comet, traveling through the ether somewhere near Mars — , Mrs. Northcross said, reminds me of a story my small son told me the other night. Fortunately the bell rang just then and the class adjourned for re- freshments. — George E. Morion. Chemistry Class The J. C. rlieniistry class of this year successfully u|ilii-l(l llii ' sncial lratlili(iu (if lh( former classes. The first function was a steakbakc at the Orange (iouulv I ' ark on January U!. Every detail was enjoyed, including Hazard ' s unexpected plunge in the lake. The next event was a birthday parly for Miss ( onkle on February Ji. The party was during the class hours and Teacher was actualh surprised. Another affair was a Wieniebake. ' March 2!1. al Eaguna Hcaeh. I ' his picnic was replete with |)ep and wienies. The last event before the ■ Ajgcpj ' ueiU to pres was a feed gi iMi b Miss Coiikle to the class. It was given in liei ichhii arul llie relreshuienls wen- er e(l in cheniieal utensils of various kinds. It was a ui prise Ic. llie class, ami a- is ii-ual with Miss Coiikle ' s ideas, evervlhin uas rvy rle eii ariaiii:eil. The Chem. Class Our clicniistrv class is a j(ill liunrli. (• (ill llic ail with sonji and |iiiiirli And gas thai •jivrs a deadlv sciiil. As it lightly floats aloiit;. To far Laguna we gailv go, Casting aside unknowns and W ' oe. And there on the beach we get our fill Of sunsets, weiners. and pickles dill. Ami spinning home through a momilil c find ourselves a merrv band With songs, niarshniallows and laughinj And perhaps a pickle or two thrown in At the county park we boating went With a lively crew on pleasure bent. We laughed till we almost broke our ba To see Vic Walker wield an ax. Maurine and Agnes had birthdays: so Their festive cakes with candles glow. Harold bad to recook bis steak. For on it bis teetb no denl could make. and. din. We work and play with a right good uill. From Overton high, to little Bill — Miss Conkle s our teacher — we love her we As the tale of her birlhdav cake will tell. ' Twas a gorgeous cake both wide and high And its sixteen candles could not lie, And with it ice-cream was served in style — Both were sone in a lillb- while. Every Wednesday we have a test — Each one strives to do his best. We get low grades, but —well, no It mii;lil be worse, we could Hunk mailer: [jailer. -Leah (.lime. Apolo (ggg-ggg)g- ' s J. C. Physics asks this space To tell the world about its case. To set ill print a feu solved facts And tell about the students ' acts. A group of ten voun:; men. or more. Occasionally meet to talk things o ' er. To find just when and where and why The ocean bed will first go drv. To argue the question, not quite dead Did the apple fall on Newton ' s head? If so, why didn ' t il knock him out And leave our books without iiis rot? Why does Beatty l)lulf so much When he knows he ' ll onlv get in dutch? And why is Kennedy on the list? Is he an approximate phvsicist? Why does dear Daddy Abbot frown When he. tells us to take the data down? Although these questions mav seem rank sin We ' re a darned cood class for the shape we ' re in. —Cluules Mill, ' . ?to? There are bells thai ring on Irollcv cars And bells in high church towers; And door liells and school bells And bells that chime the hours. And blue bclU. and hare b. ' lls. And bell- ihal ring at sea: Call the roll and lake vour |)ick- It ' s the dmnb-bell fiu ' mc. OH FROGGIE! Hi()i.o(;y Waii. (111 (li ' ai. (lead, pickled fioggie I must cut you up l)ecause Pajia BiulT has ordered it And til us iiis words arc laws. And vet 1 an I help tliinkini; As 1 scrape vour white, white hones, That your soul, mayhap, was Dante ' s Or. perchance. Napoleons. It doesnt seem quite possihle. No donht it s foolish, hut — I wonder if it could he That your soul helonjred to Tut? To a mip:hty King of Egypt. Ruler in the haunted |)asl. Did it dwindle down, grow smaller ' Till it came to miu at last? For if Tul and you were one. froggie. And 1 cut vou to pieces. I ' d have killed the greatest King of Egypt Not excepting the Rameses. And I ' d be danuied, dear froggie, I ' d die from a curse unbearable And you ' d be cursed, we ' d all lie cursed Oh curses! ain ' t it terrible! ' . cuse mi ■. Ml Ophcli How shall 1 your dumb hell kiiow From another one? By her lip stick and her rouge And her marcelled bun. By her ribbons and lu-r lace. And the powder on her lace. P.j ' le The Telescope One (if the fine achievements of the students nf the Junior College dining the present year lias heen the building and mounting of the lO-inch reflecting telescope. Three students began the work during the Christmas vacation and in four and one-half months had finished the work — a very short time for so great a task. The mirror was figured by Claude Hayward from a piece of plate glass ten inches in diameter and one and one half inches tliick. One surface was ground into a concave curve by working upon it with a second piece of glass of equal diameter using emery of various grades for the cutting agent. The cutting was followed by the polishing of the surface with jewelers ' rouge and then a coating of silver was added. The tube, eighty inches in length, is square and of open construction, beauti- fully put together by Philip Taylor. This is mounted on a Polar Axis and swings from east to west on a second axis provided with weights so that the balance is main- tained in all positions. The mounting was the work of Harry Farrar. The upper end of the tube contains a very small mirror, called a flat which is so mounted that it catches the image from the large mirror and sends it to the eye-piece at the side of the tube. At the upper end of the tube there is also a finder of large field to make the location of celestial objects easier. The telescope has been tested and is very satisfactory in every respect. The mounting is a convenient one and the images obtained are clear and distinct. The telescope is to be mounted in an observatory on the roof of the Administra- tion Building. The work on this was done by the three boys, assisted by Stanley Wheelock. It is a substantial building and also pleasing in appearance. The dome which rotates on an iron track, is covered with tin carefully shaped and soldered. It is provided with a hinged shutter. The work on the telescope and dome has been enormous. As the accuracy neces- sary for a satisfactory telescope is beyond that found in ordinary construction work, so this task means far more than any ordinary student enterprise. We may well be ])roud of the ability which the finished work shows amonti the sludcnls ol the Jiiiiior College: and we should also be very grateful for the Nph-ridid gill lhi- Iki o made lo oiii- iii l iliilion. Familiar Quotations Dick Nelson — Gee! I don ' t feel like going to rlass today. Adamson — Now see here M, can the Q R M and listen. Hayward — No you ' re all wrong: it isn ' t that way at all. Jones — Got your Spanish for today? Taylor — I ' m going to run the mile this afternoon. Gulick — Did you listen in last night? Metzgar — Need a good chemist? Settle — Let ' s go to glee club. Morton — Let ' s go down town. Anderson — What ' d vou sav? Squires — (We beg to regret that the polysyllabic propensities that are the sole and perpetual utterances of .Squires are not within the comprehensive ability of our reporter. I Miller — That chatter means nothing to me. Mr. Abbott — I tell you fellows, you can ' t argue science. Beatty — What ' s her name, fellows? Weaver. I reading ( ' (juation in algebra class I . X cubed [jlus X scared equals five. Mrs. Northcross. I in Knglisli Lit. I : My heart lca|)s up dti page .536. Bill Holcombe has just coniplctiMl a populai live, and too lazy to die. ' ' ititb ' d. rni too lazy to Leah Crane, (after eating some of Jeff Wilsons landv I — Is mv mciulli stiikv? Jeff Wilson — I cant tell merely by looking at it. Bernice Havward Is the Atlantic Monthly publislicd uccklv? Carl Hagge was dbligcd tn take his French examination in a separate room, be- cause Miss Watson tlmiiu ' lit hi ' - brilliancy might (en I liglitt-n xime of the students. Margaret Greene purports to be the greatest authoritv in all dales. Wc know of no one uho denies it. One evening sevcial df (liilii k ' friend? were ari;-enil led at his home, listening to radio conceits. During the lislening period. Guliek heard a verv faint .-itation. Warn- ing all to be quiet, because he wanted to find how distant the station was. he set to tuning for the loudest signals. He then connected the loudspeaker, and listened patiently for the call of the station. Finally the selection came to an end, all were l)reathless, listening intently for the voice of the reporter. Hello! Hello! this is radio KFAW, the Santa Ana Dailv Register. According to late reports. (Julie k does no|. tune for distant stations when visitors are present. Mr. eallev (discussing general terms in Logic I — Now this class has a conuuou purpose, and a connnoii instructor. Mr. HunnncI (before game at Orange ' — Sorr - bovs. but I can ' t go over there with you tonight. Baires — Why. coach? Mr. Hummel — I must go to a partv. Baires — Well, that ' s easy: one of us can go in vour place. Mr. Hummel — What? I should sav not. Mr. Meallev (discussing the groups under uliidi ccrlaiu articles arc classed I — Mr. Jones, where would you place a dollar? Jones — In nsy pocket. One of our assembly speakers — All my success, all nu finaiv iai |)n-(ige 1 owe to pluck! pluck! pluck! Kennedy — Yes. but «ho did von pluck? E. Plavan — Mv great uncle fought in the water of batlleloo. Francis Baker has gained a lot of Fat recenlK. hasnt she? 0 t?)l M puppu-i ' m OOli ' d To ih ' dobs I ' iilfe Sixty seve Calendar of the School Year Bv Otto B. Hunc; Monday, September 21, 1922. — All chairs taken in Logic class. First and last time. September 27. — All .T. C. students studying hard. — First and last time. September 29. — Edith Plavan learns the three rules of Logic-precision, precision, and precision. October .3. — Bill Holcombe quits school to rest his nerves. October 8. — Vena Belle Bryant gives Bob Greene his first date. October 1.5. — Logic class reduced to seventy-nine — Mr. Nealley rejoiced. October 17. — Football team defeats Harvard all-stars. October 2.5. — Plavan twins drop Chemistry and nearly break up the course. November 10. — Wm. Adamson discovers that there is a Men ' s Org. in J. C. November 18. — Another full French class. This makes one this semester. November 31. — Dorothy Dresser turns in English paper. December 7. — One boy still left in Modern History class. Beeman getting nervous. December 18. — Professor S. . Van Dusen from Harvard visits the J. C. law school. December 24. — Santa Claus visits the J. C. Lucie McDermont gets an A on an English theme. Stanley Anderson takes the flu. December 25. — Claude Hayward gets a velocipede for Xmas. January 1. — Homer Metzgar still ill. Steele has to finish the rest of the turkev. January 8. — Mr. Jackson gets to class on time but forgets his gum in llie rush. January 19. — Dick Nelson wins thirty-three cents in boys ' plavrooni. January 23. — Charles Miller starts check on Mr. Rabbit. January 27. — Vic Walker finishes third Chem. experiment. Celebrations. February 1. — Copies of Atlantic Monthly arrive. Greeted with enthusiasm. February 14. — Thanksgiving day. Students wear green communistic flags in honor of Wm. Jennings Bryan ' s theorv of evolution. February 18. — Glee Club in girls ' studv ( ? i hall. February 22. — Miss Conkle ' s birthday. February 30. — Overton Luhr and (]arl Hagge sent uiisalisfartorv cards. March 2. — Martin Gulick starts training for tennis. March 5. — Miss Watson starts 3rd French lesson. March 13. — Men appropriate Janitor ' s office after loss of stud hall. March 14. — Maurine Mathes keeps singing After ever part . March 17. — Logic class divided into seventy-nine se(ti(iii Idr iriid term quiz. Sections get together to gel the test wrong. March 23. — Astronomy class gels roofs of their mouths suiiliuriK ' d fxariiiiiing the sun. March 25. — Worthy holds another law class. Two .shou up. Friday, March 28. — Students getting anxious for ditch dav. Monday, March 29. Wilma Plavan urilcs Paradise Lost. M;u li . ' .i. — Helen Meiiuc;- liie;iks her en ' ageiiiciil. | iil I. — Students fox teachers liv jretliiiir their h ' ssdiis. Teachers fox sliulcnls Iiv not having recitations. Ajirii 10. — Bill Webster Ellsuorlh delisers interesting: lecture on the school stcrc- opticon lantern. April 19. — Students begin to wonder what Algol means. April 2. ' }. — Stanley heelock has picture taken. April 27, B. C. — George Gerwing. gold dust twin o. 2, becomes interested in drama. May 3. — Victor Walker dreams he runs the 100 in nine flat. Mr. Nealley wakes him up. May 11. — Modern History class enters the (jreat ar. May 18. — W ni. ' ebster Ellswo rth discovers broken lantern slides. Sends bill. Bill filed with other fifty-seven. Mav 2r . — Miss Whiting thinks of another |ndlilcin in Aualvtics. Gulick proNcs that it cannot be. June 1. — Bill Holcombe returns to linisli his iar. June 1. — Students begin to show interest in S])anish. June 10.— Ditch Dav. —G. E. M. {f,i h,-. Ge t) rOUND! (This Note. I Dear Helen: (!an von come over tonight to hear the radio. ' ' I will be bv for you if you can. I think I know the meter for a neu slalion. Mav be «c i an hear a cake-walk this time instead of a liarn dance. K O M I-; — Martin (iulick. Mr. callcy Iktc ;iic llic intitor (ciild ' . ' Oil ksoii III Dc ' lioil. I ' liiiui sun- lliiiik of I ' lKiil a lot. Almost i ' ci inun i naiiH ' i! Inr iiiir kiiul of.hou. Mr. l viicli — I ii cr o l)v liic park aiiv iiiort-: I iii tired of scciirr so inaiiv iiionkcvs. Pcrsana I). — (Das liiiiu into astronomv class in jircat cxiilcincnt. ) Aliss Lasliy — hat ' s up? IVrsana — The sun. Ml students (.f Kn; iisli C.nup. know that B. ? . stands for lien liealty. Andi ' rson — Didn ' l vou svwdlow some water ulu-n you swore? Setlli — No. (lie dams krpi liic water out. liili (aoddy — Let ' s sil out this dance — I ' ve got a same knee. Mauriiic — Well.-er — Just hou. jrame? l.cnna Kalie — I wliilc lanocinj; on Balboa bay I —Don ' t vou love a ni,:;ht like tliis? No. not here, ue might upset. .Miss .Anderson I Economics I — Someone give nic an example of diminishing returns. i$ernice Havward — Chemistrv deposits. — tod «f r«cr te . see ,,„,n o I ' uKi- Si-viiily 01. Rose Kellogg — Gee! this is the worst place for gossip that 1 know of. Mania Carniichael — Why? What have you been up to? Farrar — Excuse me. please. Ruth Langly — That ' s right, you are an excuse. Mrs. Northcross (having previously assigned Mohaniniedanisni for reference work I — Mr. Anderson, tell us of Mohammedanism. Anderson — What about it? Will This Ever Be True? Walker — I run things at my house. Renin — Yes. probably the lawn tnower and the ice-cream freezer. Weaver — (looking at Last Days of Pompeii ! — What did he die of? Reed — 1 don ' t know. Some kind of an eruption, I think. Mr. Abbott — (during demonstration experiment I — Now see here Weaver, you ' re not watching me. Weaver — There ' s nothing to see. Alia N. — How did you like my term paper on Romeo and Juliet? Metzgar — I thought that the quotations were marvelous. Overheard During Planning of Cliemislrv Class Partv. Are we going to have music? We don ' t need it; we are going to have soup. Five Minutes Before Term Examinalioii. Jones — You won ' t need any pen or pencil; you know iiotiiiug to write. D. Nelson — Yes, but I need something to copy with. l ' ' r. Abbott — Mr. Wilson, give me an example of tlie first electric light. Wilson — Noah ' s arc. I ' liire Seventy Hsu Taxe Sficiilyllii The crec ' tl of a radio bug — He that hatli rais to licai. let liini lioibt an arid. Motzgar — Our athletes rcrtainly do train. Oniv one of them smokes. Morton — Yes. all the rest of them ehew. Miss Lashv — Mv ear isn ' t running as it siioiild. Wheel ock — Whats the trouiile? Miss Lasl)V — I think it is beeause thev an ' u ing raw materials at the laeturx Adamsnn — Whieh books do the Mohammedans prize most highly, the Koran or the Rubaivat? Air. Nealhn (exjjluining dilTeren-es between eonerete and abslraet things I — iNDw. for instanee. the idea of the f;)-,irth dimension is abstract, but. mv head is eonerete. Clark — I have heard that pjople of oppusile eharaeteristies make the happiest marriages. Kennedv — Yes, that is whv Ini lookiir; for a girl uilli nionev. Mrs. Northeross — Why arc you unprepared? Gerwing — I am prepared. You said to read ' Twetth Night Will, so T read The B ' autiful and the Damned. ' -What Yo Luhr — (after looking over jokes turned in by josh editor I — Gee! I wish I knew a humorist who was n it an exhumerist. Mrs. (uth ross— The Alhambra is one of the most beautiful liuildings in the world. Adamson — Yes. what ' s on v there th ' s week? Miss Watson — Mr. Ke ■i . how do o;i piduounee twn silent e s? f■Rt„ Ue .(J |j e- !«  ■ teoi +liein Qlee Qluk. pnsiino oK4de in Ckiyn ' sTi ' . ' ' ' Pane Si ' vciilv 111 rUCT SCVCIIIV tiv If; ! 1 illlillllillllllliiimiiiiiimiiS lfc, ' v ii !- ' .- ■ 1 ? I ' iifii •«i;gj j Hi - ■ ppsj ™..-.. 1 Jones — This cold wind chills me to the hone. Settle — You should wear a thicker hat. Vena Bell — Have vou read Kant? Marjorie K. — No, but I have read Dent ' s ' for iris. Recipe for punch ( Hayward I — Take five gallons of good punch, and. stirring well, add any convenient amount of cornmeal (suitable for dance floors. I The most enjovable way to serve this is to throw it into the garbage pail. Wilson — I read that an eminent German professor says that soon the Americans will be speaking the German language instead of English. Mr. Jackson — Oh. So Americans speak English, do they ' . ' ' Adamson — Sav Carl, since Martin is going to hang a cowliell on iiis trondione to make it sound funny, what are you going to do to the piano to make it sound funny? Hagge — I am going to play it. . l y « r.ii e« h.j Miss Lasby — Is there any comiection iiclwccu llic animal and tiu- yegclable kingdoms? Carl Hagge — There is hash. Rose Kellogg — (to Vera Hynes ) — Wail a minute, dearie. Roberts — ( turning around ) — What? Now, you ' d be surprised to hear that Ruth Klahn tliinks tliat tliere ' s no such jolly good fellows as Englishmen! Wim Plavan ' s concentrated studv on How to Make Love has made her a master in the gentle art of adjusting neckties. Result — complete capture of Arthur Ronin. So you met my son in college? Yes, we sleep in the same psychology class. iy Signatures iy i Signatures i Printed by G. P. Campbell Santa Ana, Calif. Engraved by Riley-Moore Co. Los Angeles. Calif. Photos by Boden Santa Ana, Calif.  i