Sandy Township High School - Flambeau Yearbook (Du Bois, PA)

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SANDY TOWNSHIP IIICII SCHOOL PLAMREAP 21 You can't drive n nail with a sponge, no matter hard you soak it. Juniors were horn for great tilings. Sophomores were lsirn for small I hit. it is not records! why. Presides were horn at all! Miss Hailey: David what is an armistice ?” David—“A snap of paper.” Jimmy “Wlmt is your dogs name?” Orville “(linger Jim Does ginger lute?” Orville— No, (linger snaps. Mr. IletTellinger: “Joseph why were you late this morning? Joseph—“I didn't get out ’a ’til house in time! Kohert I don’t see why I should have a zero on my paj er Mr. Harmon—“Well, that’s the lowest 1 could give you!” Alice “Is the sounding hoard of a piano made of wood or— something else?” (Icorge—It is made of the same material as your head, (take a guess) !” (Jeorge i II :J0 p. m. regretfully) “Well, I must he off. Hesse Whitmore—“1 thought that when I first met you!” Miss Hamilton “David explain all you know about Latin Ad verbs.’’ David—“Latin adverbs are compared like the adjectives from which they are desirnl. except that their just a little different. Kiss is a main, hut is usually used as a conjunction. It is never declined and is more common than proper. It is never singular, is always used in the plural agreeing with me. Ernie “Who was Julius Caesar. Skinny?” Skinny—“Mis Dad’s son ! .hiihss ('rinns ut School. Killing time, hanging signs, stealing lasses, runniug over a new song, smothering a laugh, and murdering tin English language. After the clock struck one Mr. Hailey strode to the top of the stairs and railed down: “Ruth, docs that young man know how so say good night?” “I’ll tell the world he does. echoed Ruth from the darkcued hall below. Resolved: That Ruth Hmwn isn’t going to study any more because she’s wise enough, 'her first wisdom tooth has appeared I Skinny “How you was Ernie?” Ernie—“I aint!

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20 SAXOV TOWNSHIP HKill SCHOOL FLA M RICA I FI AMBEAU STAFF.

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22 SANDY TOWNSHIP IIIOll SCHOOL FLAMBEAl Jack Jones giving advantages and disadvantages of school teaching: “Sonic advantages arc. when yon are late there is no one there to bawl you out, and then you are liable to learn something yourself. Lillian Long was looking in the dictionary for success, (who knew why?) Miss Hamilton-—“Why does everybody like the Public Ledger? Blair—“It has a six page funny paj er.” Kva—“I forgot mv algebra problems tomorrow. Miss Bailey—-“AH right, be sure to bring them yesterday. Mr. (lea rhea rt—“I went into one of the largest hotels t:i Atlantic City. 1 don’t just remember the name of it Claude— Was it the DuBois Hotel? Professor Ileffellinger- 1 may be a dumb Dutehman. Mr. Cearhart— .lust keep those things in mind now . Miss Hamilton—“Is everyone prepared for their English recitation today? lieply in general I {Inn I: Iaio ktt. Miss Bailey—“You telluni kid. Miss Fife—“Everybody turn around and take your respect fill scats. News and Information from Domestic Science Department. Keep away—chief implements of torture, the rolling pins and some of the things they cook. COMMON SIOIITS St ml; h riotfo in the botj Vocational Recitation room Prof. HctTcltinger watching moon beams on Saluda Lake Allen Dixon with his mind absorbed in a book. Lee and Frank playing marbles. Then was a young man from the city, Who saw what he thought was a kitty. He gave it a pat and soon after that. He buried his clothes (what a pity). A Ha Cd. CAN YOU IM AC SINE Alice McDonald wearing long dresses? Mary Shobert smiling? It raining when Alice Landis brings her Umbrella? Harold Coble and Alice Oocella. I Mutt ami Jeff) Faye Mitchell serious? Jack Pifer. a preacher? Vera Waggett, dancing? Curley Dixon, with straight hair? Butli Bailey, riding in a Ford? Bud Kupert in short trousers? % Prof. I leffellinger with his hair parted in the midtile? Orace Lenkard with her hair in puffs? Prof. Harmon driving a mule on a farm? Mildred Philips without her powder puff. A quiet study-hall with Tusx llehcrlilig in it? Kuril Brown, with her face Nude? Mary Kupert quiet and still? Alice Dodtl a cranky school inarm”? We Can't.